Sep 18 2007Jennifer Garner is filler
Hey guys, I woke up feeling shitty as hell so I'm not sure how many posts I can get up today. I don't want to exaggerate, but doctors tell me it's Ebola. I thought I'd be able to make it through the day, but it's hitting me harder and harder and all I want to do is curl up in my closet and work on my will. I took a bunch of NyQuil, so if posts go up erratically (or not at all) assume it's because I'm falling in and out of consciousness. In three hours I predict I'll confuse a bowl of soup for my computer and wonder why my internet is so slow (and delicious!).
To make up for having the immune system of an infant, here are some shots of Jennifer Garner looking pretty amazing at the world premiere of The Kingdom.
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1. jrzmommy - September 18, 2007 11:26 AM
FIRST!
2. KC - September 18, 2007 11:26 AM
The hot girl from Alias - she is back.
3. Bill - September 18, 2007 11:26 AM
FIRST
4. Rou - September 18, 2007 11:28 AM
Eep, nipple slip at 03. Gorgeous as always though.
5. Barry LeFarge - September 18, 2007 11:28 AM
Fourth
6. igroovin - September 18, 2007 11:28 AM
wow, u go girrrl! she looks great.
7. wedgeone - September 18, 2007 11:31 AM
Total manface. I guess you'd think she's hot if you've got the tendencies.
8. Lindsay - September 18, 2007 11:34 AM
Sheesh! She resembles Satan's bride or something...
9. nominus - September 18, 2007 11:35 AM
Toddlers and infants actually have stronger immune systems than adults. It's just that when illness grabs hold, the damage is much greater because they are still developing. Also: "Harden the fuck up"
10. Haywood Jablowme - September 18, 2007 11:36 AM
Britney would have that shit eaten in under an hour.
11. AtriumXP - September 18, 2007 11:37 AM
Agree with #7, I'm not into the Superman square-cut chiseled jaw look for my women :D
12. IBGAY - September 18, 2007 11:37 AM
#7 - If she's a man then I m ust be gay cuz she looks awesome
#8 - I'd go to hell to tap that
Jennifer look great!
13. o0oscar0o - September 18, 2007 11:38 AM
i have never understood all the hype about her. IMO, she has average hollywood looks. on that note, she does look pretty good here.
14. Amy - September 18, 2007 11:41 AM
Well I guess I'm the first one to think to say: Get better dude! Although it's almost fun to have an excuse to get hopped up on NyQuil...
15. blah - September 18, 2007 11:45 AM
she's not hot.
16. Jimbo - September 18, 2007 11:47 AM
She can stick her dick in me any day.
17. lambman - September 18, 2007 11:47 AM
at the end of the day, she still sleeps with Ben Affleck....so sucks to be her
18. madu - September 18, 2007 11:53 AM
Yes, id love to filler :p
19. Geoff - September 18, 2007 11:55 AM
I don't want to start rumors but I heard that Fish has AIDS. That's why he's sick. He got it from Magic Johnson, in the Library, with the "candle stick".
20. wedgeone - September 18, 2007 11:56 AM
At the end of the day she sleeps with a guy who dreams about sleeping with Matt Damon.
21. Jimbo - September 18, 2007 11:58 AM
I can commiserate with Fish. Today I've got the worse case of diarrhea, after Mike lost his condom deep in my ass last night.
22. George Best - September 18, 2007 11:59 AM
Very good looking girl. Always has been. Its just too bad her personality and attitude is horrible, but when you are that hot, you can get away with it.
23. LadyJane - September 18, 2007 12:03 PM
Female condoms work in assholes too, just ask Wally.
24. medialady.proboards105.com - September 18, 2007 12:05 PM
Hot.
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25. Wally - September 18, 2007 12:07 PM
Yeah, sorry about that Janey! Did you ever manage to get it out?
26. jrzmommy - September 18, 2007 12:15 PM
feel better fish guy.
27. ssdd - September 18, 2007 12:15 PM
Apparently the NyQuil has fucked with your sight....
In the first pic it looks like her top lip was modeled after the Sting Ray that speared Steve Irwin....You would think when she talks it has the flotation and graceful movement as that of one ocean.
28. JLOMONEY - September 18, 2007 12:21 PM
s/he's hiding her wang under that flowy gow
29. Ryan - September 18, 2007 12:30 PM
If by "amazing" he means "tranny" then I agree. I've had shits more attractive.
30. vItaly - September 18, 2007 12:37 PM
Simply adorable.
By the way, pics #1, 6,7: duck alert.
31. lili - September 18, 2007 12:47 PM
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A TRANNY.
32. EbolaGuy - September 18, 2007 12:50 PM
Fish dude just remember that Ebola lubes ya up for great sex in any hole at anytime. You get so liquid that pointy objects just slip right in. Ebola even makes you so liquid that holes can be poked anywhere in your body. So when your butthole quits you can get Jennifer here to do you in a butt cheek. I hope this happy thought gets you through the rest of your day.
33. MrSemprini - September 18, 2007 1:33 PM
Sorry, she just never looks quite 'finished'. Oh well, her loss.
34. babyglyniss - September 18, 2007 1:52 PM
sweet...jen is as sweet as usual!!
**hugs from malaysia**
35. a true "extra" - September 18, 2007 2:08 PM
I dated her once, years ago, as an on-the-set type of romance that happens all the time. She took FOREVER to ejaculate.
36. LadyJane - September 18, 2007 2:21 PM
Wally, your mom dug it out for me, no worries.
37. LauraE - September 18, 2007 2:23 PM
She is super-cute ! Weird eye color, though, is it really half green and half brown like a target, or is she wearing coloured contacts ?
38. Wally - September 18, 2007 2:41 PM
Yeah that sound like mom all right! She's always been into fatties.
39. Missystar - September 18, 2007 2:50 PM
I can't believe you pencil-necked geeks are criticizing someone that pretty. Go back to blogging about your imaginary girlfriends.
40. Tits McGee - September 18, 2007 3:09 PM
at the end of the day, she fucks ben affleck, and i get to fuck myself. it's GREAT to be me. I'd choose my hand over her any day.
41. p0nk - September 18, 2007 3:12 PM
She looks like a classically beautiful and glamorous maxipad.
42. Donkey Ass - September 18, 2007 3:23 PM
Hey horse, meet face.
UGO!
43. hotter than ricci - September 18, 2007 3:37 PM
shes hotter than christina ricci. even if her chin is kinda big.
44. bob - September 18, 2007 3:55 PM
37, that's normal, i hope, because my eyes are not one solid color either.
45. wedgeone - September 18, 2007 4:16 PM
My feces are not one solid color either.
46. hi - September 18, 2007 4:26 PM
i've always thought that she resembled hilary swank..
or is that just me?
47. Ref - September 18, 2007 4:49 PM
Garner could drop Swank with one punch. Then she'd mount her, and Swank would finally know how Chad Lowe felt all those years. Plus, good move on Garner's part, because you always want Swank facing away.
48. Jose Lopez - September 18, 2007 5:08 PM
Ben Affleck: What a lucky bastard!!!!
49. beastman AIDs - September 18, 2007 6:28 PM
This woman is utter filth. The tip of my penis is more feminine than her face.
50. TheExpatriot - September 18, 2007 6:31 PM
Well, looks like Affleck finally pulled her down to his level.
51. nope - September 18, 2007 7:49 PM
oh man, i hope you feel better. I'm totally coming down with the same shit. Started with the scratchy throat, now reached ebola levels. yuck. if you find a cure, let me know - it would be much appreciated.
52. Warren - September 18, 2007 10:46 PM
#4 - That is not a nip slip, it is the shadow from a fold on her dress, look at the previous pic #2.
Jacking off and nutting over a shadow.....what an idiot. Rou is not allowed around children, parks, mental patients, schools or zoos as part of the plea agreement. Must suck to be a registered sex offender.
53. Drunkman - September 19, 2007 8:30 AM
Not really too hot in these pics...
54. steph - September 19, 2007 9:34 AM
get betterrrrrrrrrrrr
55. Zoey Lund - September 19, 2007 10:48 AM
I like brunettes.
That is all.
56. REHTSE - September 19, 2007 9:10 PM
ALL THE ONES WHO SAYS THAT ABOUT HER ITS CAUSE YOU BASTARDS CANNOT GET CUTE CHICKS LIKE HER, SHE IS AN ATHLETIC, SEXY, AND HOT MAMA!!!!!!
FUKU4LL BIG BASTARDS...
57. unicornzrawk - September 19, 2007 11:11 PM
Nyquil cures everything! Nyquil brings world peace!
58. desi - September 21, 2007 1:24 PM
From afar, I thought she was wearing a sari (indian-wear). They've done a good job making a dress that resembles a sari!