Aug 24 2007Nicole Richie kind of goes to jail

THIS IS HORSE SHIT!

The consolation is that her kid is going to be butt ugly.

I hope Richie, Hilton, Lohan, and Spears all form a band and go on a nationwide tour.

While on tour they are out partying when Lohan realizes she is out of Coke. She gets the other girls together and they hop in the Mercedes SUV and go cruising for dope. They get so distracted while laughing about their 'trials' and tribulations that they don't even realize they run over a horde of Paparazzi killing them all.

They go to court but there are no witnesses so the judge orders them to drive over to the jail, circle the parking lot 3 times and then return to their party. Just as they are leaving the courtroom, lo and behold, a man in a wheelchair comes in holding a camera. it turns out he survived the car accident and managed to snap 312 pictures of the 4 'ladies' laughing maniacally while Lohan repeatedly runs over a few of the pap.

The judge upon seeing this, adds 97 years to each of the girls sentences and we never see or hear from them again.

it could happen.

How this makes me long for Judge Sauer to come back and dispense justice to these retards.
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So by way of comparison Paris Hilton basically got a life sentence next to these two.

As I am not a lawyer, I am guessing that not having your paperwork in order (suspended licesne) in the State of California is a much greater offence than possession, drunk driving, fleeing th scene, reckless endangerment etc. etc.

Not really a Paris fan, but in the scheme of things, after seeing this bullshit, she must feel that she got fucked.

BULLSHIT (and a nod to Bonzo) 420!!!

hopefully she miscarrys and kills herself...that would be beautiful.

Anyone remember her dancing on the table for all those morons, and we could see her... everything with a G-string on? Glorious. I wonder what the baby hole looks like now?

yea, and she will kind of never learn. and neither will our country until the rich popular and wealthy stop taking precedence over every one. the la police department are a bunch of bitches.

Is there anything more pathetic than being knocked up by some two bit, faux punk, rock star wannabe? How could you possibly not have an abortion after hearing the statement "your pregnant witht he lead signer from good charlottes baby". I mean how could you have sex with the dude in the first place without laughing hystericly at all his "hardcore" tattoos. It BOOGLES the mind.

What do you expect from LA-LA land. I think if you kill someone without intent then you spend about 6 months in Jail. Hopefully, someone will kill her soon.

I do like her dress, but it would look much better on me because I'm not a fat anorexia like Nichole.

I bet she got off easy because she's black. Yet, she doesn't look black at all to me. Some people consider her black because she was adopted by blacks, just like Steve Martin in the Jerk. You know how he was just a poor black child.

Capri Sun is no punishment, juice box is way worse - it's more of a pain to try to get the last little bit out of the corners!

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wtf, that's stupid. the police aren't even pretending to do their jobs anymore.

You cant check into jail and fucking check out!!! what the hell is wrong with them?? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE JUSTICE THAT IS BEING DONE!

So it looks like Nicole has lines under her arms from the tanning beds...aren't you supposed to steer clear of these while pregnant?

See? Nicole is black and she got a break from the justice system. No race cards necessary! Yeah! Oh shit. I bet Sharpton is bummed.

Wow.

So driving while under the influence of drugs and alcohol...GOING THE WRONG WAY on the freeway no less only gives you 80 minutes in the slammer in L.A.....Well, I know where I'm gonna commit a mass murder...I'll probably get 30 days at a pretend jail at Disney world with an animatronic guard and licorice hand-cuffs and my daily punishment will be to clean out the Unicorn stalls....

What a joke.

Yeah and if it as me I'd be in the big house for a month at least.
Is anyone investigating these star struck judges?

The rich are better than the rest of us. They shouldn't have to do time. C'mon, who else is going to buy really expensive stuff that none of the rest of us can afford and then make us feel bad because we don't have as much money as them? They can't drive around in cars that cost as much as a house or walk around wearing clothes that cost as much as a car if they're in jail, they have to be out roaming free so we can all see them proving they're better than us. Think, people, think!

Big Mama - "I'm not a fat anorexia like Nichole."

What the hell does that even mean? And who is Nichole? You mean Nicole?

-Big D

If the jail is crowded they should put her under house arrest, and then a sexy blond chick will move in next door and bizzarely start a romance with her....until the man across the street starts trying to kill people, and date her really, really hot mom....I saw that in a documentary I think

What the fuck is wrong with LA? . . . besides the usual I mean. It's all Rodney King's fault. If the LAPD had any real men on the force, they'd be sodomizing these drugged out skanks like a Preacher on Sunday.
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#2 said it all. Nothing more can be said.

It looks like it was a little cold in jail.

FIRST BITCHES!!!!

Are you on crack MJB? You're 25th

I hope someone kills her

Well little buddies, better get used to it and adapt to it getting worse. All is for sale. Capitalism is a 1000-headed dragon and it rules the realm! $$$$$$$$
Ha hahah ha ha ha hha . "We" - the American little guy and middle guy, are fucked.
Ya aint got money ya aint got shit. Gloom and doom. Entropy.

I think the judge realized that the combination of Joel's genes and Lionel Richie's could only result in the Greatest Songwriter Ever, and he didn't want the kid being born in prison so he'd grow up writing blues music. If Nicole is free and doing coke, then the kid can only write masterpieces that will be played in elevators worldwide.

ohhh... i need to have her sunglasses! someone's buying me the sunglasses *eye blink*

She did her time

@31 where did she do her time? She never even made it to her jail cell

@30 Andrea - I will buy them but you have to come to California to pick them up

No. #3 - VERY NICE scenario.

Very funny.

Well thought out!

"Ugly"? that's going to be a friggin flipper baby.

You know, the Paris thing wasn't a big deal, but this skank could have killed people with her blasted-out-of-mind driving the wrong way on a freeway. That's not funny, cute, or anything. That is on par to mindlessly brandishing a loaded weapon... not cool. Good thing she not a black dude or she would have been beaten into a coma by the cops... or just shot through the window.

#35

ad guy: well at least there aren't any major side effects

Scientist: oh there where a few side effects

Ad guy: well at least there weren't any flipper babies

Scientist: oh there were a few flipper babies

gotta love the kids in the hall

The key to getting the straw into a Capri Sun is to turn the pouch upside down and puncture the bottom of the bag with a straw. Points for looking cooler than everyone else.

hahahahahahahahahahaha @ the Capri Sun juice-boxes! hahahaha I know exactly what you're talking about!

You have to look at this in bimbo years not the regular time the rest of us live on. That was 98 real time minutes without, staring in the mirror, texting, or buying something. She even had to pretend to have morals. I bet she felt like she had woken from a 10 year coma walking out of the police station. It’s not easy being rich and unemployed I bet she had to reschedule her pedicure. Here you people are saying she got off easy.

Can't wait for Lindsay's 30 second stay in jail.

IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE OF FLIPPER BABIES!!

Anyone else here getting sick of the same old recycled trash?

Paris - Lindsey - Britney - Nicole
(And now I am afraid it is going to become a fivesome with Hayden.)

Sure, they are easy to pick on. All they have to do is breathe right?

I don't even read half their stories anymore. And it's mostly the witty writing that entertains me.

But I have had enough of the same old dried up washed up paricolindsney.

There are soooooooo many celebs in Hollywood.

I need more versatility. More celebs. Maybe a couple with a bit of class. Something new. Something blue.

:(

I've had detention longer that that effing sentence. Fuck her.

You know Foxy Brown would be in jail until the year 2012 if she tried that DUI shit!

25 years ago....Lionel Richie & wife at adoption agency...

"Honey, I don't want a girl, they're so much work."

"Yeah but Li, she's the right complection and part Dominican, she'll be beautiful."

"But a boy will...oh, all right, you know best. I'll be a proud daddy anyway."

25 years later Lionel Richie smaking head a la V-8 style...

"Man, I shoulda gotten the boy."

42 Tired

They're media whores and probably the only ones that are SUPER easy to photograph.

They're missing the point.

How is justice giving a poor person and a filthy rich person the same fine etc ?
How is that fair?

You need to do it based on their earnings, power, or at least common sense.

Even if they got a $1 000 000 fine and a whole year in jail the only thing it would do is make them more money and make them more famous. So it really isn't working with regards to justice and them paying for their actions.

so if you almost kill someone you spend 82 minutes... if you're a teenager buying a twenty-sack on the corner, you spend the night. makes sense.

Eh, I don't really care about this one. She's pregnant. I don't like seeing pregnant women in jail. It's kinda sad. As for Lohan, that's a completely different story. If Paris got a 40-day sentence for driving a suspended license, then Lohan should get a few months for 2 felony DUI charges and 1 charge of cocaine possession.

well i hit a car and drove away and then totaled my car with weed in my car after driving on the wrong side of the road with a provisional license (past the cerfew or whatever) and my lawyer had it ALL reduced to 1 charge of obstructing traffic (for only about a $1000 fee), so yes, this does happen to real people, too. not just celebs. thank god i’m not black, tho!!

sentencings these days are fucked up.
and you know she got pregnant on purpose. (bc of going to jail)

Matt on the Today Show said he spends more time every day on t.v. than what Nicole spent in jail.

She makes Cal. law system a big joke!

# 20- Big Daddy -

What are you ------ the Glorified Superficial Grammar Editor.

She looks more like a Nichole to me. That's all she is - Nic-HOLE. She is a Hole.

And, because you are probably a porker ,it would be impossible for you to understand the term of "fat anorexic." She, the HOLE, is anorexic, and now she is fat, just like one of those starving kids you see in the "National Geographic" magazines.

I can't believe you can't see this for yourself, but then again you are too busy looking for typos.

You must not have any fun on this site. You might want to try some of the Punctuation Made Simple blog sites as they might be of more interest to you.

You anal retentive Asshole!

is it a sex crime to bang a pregnant girl, or just a 2 1/2-some?

COCKSUCKER.

I BET THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY NOW HAS MOUTH TO GENITAL HERPES NOW FROM THIS ADOPTED CUM DUMPSTER.

What's worse, Nichole spending a few minutes in jail, or some rapist doing a small fraction of his sentence. There's one open cell - who do you want in it? You don't want to pay extra taxes to build even bigger prisons. You don't want to put drug addicts in treatment centers instead of jail. What's the judge or the DA supposed to do, exactly? You've locked up all the niggas, there are no more fuckin cells. How dumb do you have to be to fail to comprehend that???

I HATE HER
I hate pregnant sluts

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Has anyone noticed that neither of Nicole's parents are anywhere near this "drama" (the police station, media interviews, court house, jail, etc.)?! Unlike Paris' parents, who relished in the media spotlight (regardless of the fact that it was negative), I think the Ritchie's are right to be laying low.

By now, I'm sure they're regretting the fact that of A-L-L the children they could have adopted, they picked THIS one. She sure does make a parent proud!

The only thing that would be "just" is if they have a girl, and she grows up to be just like Nicole (and her BFF's), and that she's a hellion to boot!

why's everybody hating? she looks very serene here actually, and she looks really good too! cute preggy dress, boobs filling out nicely, REALLY cute shoes, hair up & away from the face, chic sunglasses...Good for her! Hope she stays healthy & out of trouble!

seriously, do you not see the non famous people commiting these crimes too? or is it just because shes famous it automatically gives you the right to rip her to shreds. none of us know what goes on when the paps and the media arent there to comment.

82 minutes in jail?????????Wait she isn't black after all

Hahah, are you ready yet to bow to the power that is Nicole Richie? The goddess demands.

...looking good babe

...cant stay

take care : )

I bet Paris is pissed.

what happened to her. I liked her chubby and goofy. she went all typical la on us. cokehead. watch out for falling snow babies.