Aug 21 2007Lindsay Lohan doing well
This isn't terribly exciting news, but if you're wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah apparently she stays busy by hiking, bicycling, and whitewater-rafting. On August 16 she went for a 90-minute bike ride around Orem, and the next day she went rafting on the Provo River dressed in a pirate bandanna. Additionally, she was seen shopping at an Abercrombie and Fitch store and at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory where she picked up $70 worth of chocolates.
When she was at Promises she went roller blading and bicycling and ended up relapsing just 11 days after leaving. According to my doctor (or plumber, I forget), exercise is the leading cause of drug addiction and death in the nation. Which is why I sit on the couch and watch TV all day instead. That guy really knows what he's talking about.
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1. Fuphdog - August 21, 2007 10:13 AM
FIRST!!?
2. Uber Jalemon - August 21, 2007 10:14 AM
not again
3. sulunutz - August 21, 2007 10:15 AM
THIRD
4. Dschiff - August 21, 2007 10:15 AM
Wow what pretty white panty hose! OH WAIT - THAT'S HER SKIN W/OUT HER ORANGE-HIDE-MY-WHITE FAKE TANNING CRAP!
She really doesn't need to go out with legs that white.
5. :) - August 21, 2007 10:16 AM
LAME!!
6. hildy - August 21, 2007 10:18 AM
You know she is going to end back in rehab in a few months or so. I don't have too much faith in this one.
7. Rmc - August 21, 2007 10:19 AM
did she get one of Vick's dogs since he doesnt need them anymore? hopefully that dog bites her ridiclious face. Also what is with that "Faith" hat...is this some new brand im unaware of? or has she gone all jesus freak?
8. Fuphdog - August 21, 2007 10:19 AM
lilo doesn't need rehab - she needs a tanning bed!
9. ChicagoEric - August 21, 2007 10:20 AM
Nice photo op. Who told her to wear a baseball cap that reads " FAITH"? Oh yes all her sycophantic friends who are just waiting for her to get out and return to her old ways. All her wanna-bee friends must be bored and broke as they don't have Li-Lo getting them into clubs and getting them free coke.
10. superfluous - August 21, 2007 10:20 AM
For someone who spends so much time hanging out in a bikini, her legs are freakishly pale.
11. RUSerious?!?!?! - August 21, 2007 10:21 AM
I know everyone's going to bite my head off for this comment but seriously, can we leave her the f alone for 5 minutes?!?! She's ing f'ing rehab!!! No wonder she has issues!!! At a place where her every move is supposed to be private her picture is STILL put up! Unreal... And then some of you talk smack... I'm sure you feel cool...
12. Check my photoshop - August 21, 2007 10:24 AM
http://www.zoto.com/kingcobra/albums/10085/
Full frontal Lohan. What a pair
13. Jimbo - August 21, 2007 10:31 AM
I dont know about y'all, but I 'd definitely hit that. In rehab. And the I'd grab Veggi by the hair and bust all in is eyes. OH YEA!!!
14. joe - August 21, 2007 10:37 AM
#7 that was my thoughts exactly.
15. Annie Rexia - August 21, 2007 10:38 AM
Christ, she's back to those water bottles again. 11? She doesn't want to be left alone. I'll bet you a water bottle she set up that photo op.
16. molly - August 21, 2007 10:39 AM
Oh please # 11- who do you think called the paps?? She was jonesing for some attention and is probably (correctly) afraid that her adoring (WHY?) public would forget about her and move on to the next piece of shit to come down the pipe.
And I was so enjoying not having to look at her ugly mug for awhile....
17. Dunno - August 21, 2007 10:42 AM
17th
18. mong_head - August 21, 2007 10:42 AM
Hope they made her pick up that dogs turds...though she's used to picking things up- random men, diseases, new boobs so it wouldn't be such a stretch...if only she could pick up on the fact she's a worn out cunt who nobody takes seriously...
19. ali - August 21, 2007 10:46 AM
13- Stick your mouth back around that sheep dick dude. It obviously isn't good at anything else.
Oh, and fish, a lot of other stories out there this morning.
11 people hurt filming Tom Cruise movie.....
Liev Schreiber shoving the pap.
Not that interesting, but better than whatcha got mister.
20. big - August 21, 2007 10:49 AM
Hey 12 thank you for the rack shot
21. Border Patrol - August 21, 2007 10:53 AM
Looks like a wonderful day for community service.
Where are the orange bags they are supposed to put the trash in?
Popi was sitting on a horse with a camera in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
22. FRIST!!! - August 21, 2007 10:56 AM
Oh, is she in rehab? I thought she was in prison for killing dogs or do I have my stories screwed up?
23. LMAO - August 21, 2007 11:09 AM
Who really cares about this stupid slut, anyway???
24. Lovely - August 21, 2007 11:11 AM
I'm booking my next vacation in rehab
25. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 21, 2007 11:16 AM
4 give her a break she was a ginger kid
26. Summer - August 21, 2007 11:20 AM
Geez, leave her alone for christ sakes, the paparazzi have no decency!
27. GaDawg - August 21, 2007 11:23 AM
I think we're all missing the big news here. Hayden Panetierre is 18 today.
28. #1hater - August 21, 2007 11:28 AM
I'd relapse in 11 days, too.....these rehab clinics are the tits! Better than summer camp! Sign my drunken fool ass up!
29. p0nk - August 21, 2007 11:30 AM
i like pic #12 with the 50+ yo woman holding her teddy bear. Are we sure this is rehab and not summer camp for Jerry's Kids?
30. Shellnoir - August 21, 2007 11:44 AM
Are you actually posting pictures of people in rehab? That is gross.
31. M - August 21, 2007 11:48 AM
Yesturday I wnt to a Wild Oats here in downtown Salt Lake City and was told by two employees that Lindsay Lohan was seen there twice that day (Sunday). once nine int he morning and again at noon.
32. wedgeone - August 21, 2007 11:53 AM
#27 - yes, this is a dark day. Now Hayden Panetierre is just a legal-age midget troll. Time for a mournful song by Flaccido Domingo...
33. lambman - August 21, 2007 11:59 AM
well I'm pleased she's at a real rehab place. hopefully third time is the charm
34. polypam - August 21, 2007 12:13 PM
I want to know what kind of shit place this is that lets paparazzi onto the grounds?
35. W - August 21, 2007 12:34 PM
F-ing loser paparazzis, why can't they just leave her alone when she's in rehab?
36. El Boly - August 21, 2007 1:19 PM
36th
37. Mini - August 21, 2007 1:24 PM
Wow, talk about Thunder Thighs !
38. ssdd - August 21, 2007 1:24 PM
Is this rehab? or filming of the next Simple Life...
either way .. none of its news to me until this low life piece of shit bitch od's and i get to read her obit.
39. emily - August 21, 2007 2:25 PM
i wonder if they are working on her penis addiction too?
awww, what a cute little pittie!
40. Spamfighter - August 21, 2007 3:19 PM
#13: "I dont know about y'all, but I 'd definitely hit that. In rehab. And the I'd grab Veggi by the hair and bust all in is eyes. OH YEA!!!"
It's been a while for you hasn't it? I mean, you really know what the ladies like, don't you?
41. UNCLE NED - August 21, 2007 8:51 PM
Fight it Lindsay, fight it. Don't let them remake you in their image. You're beautiful when you're angry, baby. IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL!
42. cookie monsta - August 22, 2007 1:28 AM
why the fuck don't they just stick her ugly head in jail?? when will she ever go to court?? when they told her to walk, did she have a tantrum and ask someone to borrow their car?? then get enraged??
who gives a spotty red bitch dog's flying fuck??
43. cecilia - August 22, 2007 1:31 AM
IM 20 YEARS OLD...AND SHES JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT SHES FAMOUS AND RICH...POOR LINDSAY...YOU GUYS SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN LIFES!! SHES PRETTY I LOVE HER!!!
44. The Ultimate Doom - August 22, 2007 3:26 AM
It says Faith? It looked to me like it said Fatty. Maybe it's these forties of OE.
45. Wasp - August 22, 2007 1:51 PM
I'd hit it...
46. bijou - August 22, 2007 5:59 PM
...is that woman taking her teddy bear with her for a walk? I probably sound insensitive, but I thought rehab was supposed to help you lose your issues and assimilate into normal society... I'm pretty sure clinging to a stuffed animal isn't helping matters.
I wish (Lindsay) the best of luck, but my hopes are not too high. She's faced far too much public embarrassment at this point to ever truly be right in the head.