Aug 17 2007Joel Madden is super whipped

I still can't believe this twig is fertile. I hope she actually takes responsiblity for once and raises this kid right. Let's start by actually eating and not making Paris Hilton the godmother.

She should be preggo all the time - because now, I might actually consider boning her.

wow what a feeling of accomplishment, I can't believe this! (sobbing, removing spoiled diaper)
man I aint even got anything to say with all this street cred I don't need to.

Third. What a PWMF.

THIRD!

we all have known for a while that Joel Madden is a toolbag. this just solidifies it. he covers himself with tattoos and claims his band is so punk, meanwhile they're as pop as it gets. good charlotte opened up for justin timberland for christ's sake & went on Regis & Kelly. yeah that's so hard core!! fucking loser.

grow some balls joel. then maybe i'll take you seriously. actually, no i still wouldn't.

She's lookin really hot these days...Oh and nice shades btw

3's company and 4's a crowd!

I don't know....She looks pretty pissed off? Maybe 'cause her hair is flatter than Amy Winehouse's ass?

Sure is some lame ass shit for a Friday...

Good Charlotte opened up for Justin Timberlake concert Wednesday night. Joel Madden kept making remarks about all the beautiful girls there while on stage... hm.

isn't weird how before she announced her pregnancy, these two barely hung out. now she's going with him on his "tour." she better follow her money train around because who knows, he might hook up with another Disney star. and it will probably be that extremely tanned dude from High School Musical.

any bets for the date she stops looking hot from being pregnant and starts looking frumpy, fat, bloated, etc? I'll go with October 31, b/c Halloween seems like the right time for a change. Kankles ahoy!

She is Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When is she supposed to go to jail?

Hmm...nothing really to say, just wanted to post.

Come on people, we all know men want to be pussy-whipped and that women are the superior sex. They have all the pussy and we’ll do anything to get some. Men belong at the foot of a powerful woman and worship her beauty and serve her every needs.

17, but she's neither powerful or beautiful.

i will agree that women are the superior sex though.

Check out the dude's shades in picture 7. I think they hand those out at high school proms along with plastic construction worker hats & inflatable instruments.

I'd be afraid of some pregnant crack-whore who hadn't eaten in years, too. Good God, she could snap at any moment and go all Chris Benoit on his ass.

Tread lightly, Joel. Tread lightly.

She is looking prettier each day.

#17 & 18, you better be careful what you say about other women or Nicole Ritchie will go "pregs" on your ass!

eh, I don't really care

#17 and #18.........hmmmmm.......why has their never been a woman president? Why on average do men get paid more than women? Why are men stronger than women? Want me to keep going?.........hmmmmmmm.

get over yourself & your gender "Mike"

Her hands look creepy......

#25.......lmao........knew I would get people worked up. Anyway FRIST, that wasn't meant toward you, I will still treat you like a queen. Come visit me.

#24, Mike: Thank you very much. That was an excellent post.

This guy is going to rue to day he ever met this skank. I would hate to be in his shoes right about now.

I want to bang her now, She looks sexy as a pregnant woman

First, I'm not convinced this pregnancy will last. She's still in dangerous territory with her weight. Second, Joel Madden will bail at some point, guaranteed.

knowing how you try to start arguments, i definitely didn't get worked up.

Ummm #24, there hasn't been a woman president because we don't tend boink everything in sight and stick cigars up each others asses, men get paid more than women because they ask for it--so you got me there! Men are stronger than women *GENERALLY* because of testosterone, but that isn't an absolute---there are few men I could probably get the better of! But keep going, I'm listening/reading! You baited me!! Oiu!

She's an ANGRY elf.

Actually, I'm not listening anymore---Gotta go run my own business. TTFN

Can someone remind me again why we are even talking about Nicole Richie? 1) she was on "the Simple Life" ... which ... sucked and B) her father (not by blood by adoption) is Lioned Richie ... who ... last I checked was moderately famous ... IN 1983!

You could throw in 3) she is friends with Paris Hilton ... but why do we talk about Paris? Other than the night-vision porn? People! Revolt!

I don't give a flying f about Nicole Richie! Now gives me some more Lohan!

Well "Mike" there has never been a woman president because of assholes like you.....but there have been quite a few presidents WIVES that did more for this country than the president himself.

Men get paid more on "average" because there are so many single mothers with piece of shit fathers for their kids that don't pay child support, that they are just happy to have a fucking job making anything.

The "stronger" part isn't even worth an explanation

#24

mike/jimbo
your ass-kissing Frist's ass makes me want to puke..can't you just post and stop trying to fucking get laid on this site???

as for your absurd comment, the same could be said about blacks in this country...are you saying white men are smarter?

35--in re: Lionel Richie.......moderately famous? No, try EXTREMELY famous. Were you alive in the 80s?

My myspace is ninanina19. Add me if you like.

my comparison of the two obviously applies only to their economic standing in this country ....we all know they are typically physically superior

#37 you stupid ass, know what you are saying before making stupid ass comments. I am not Jimbo in no way. I do e-mail and talk to him, but am not him. So get the facts before typing stupid shit. You just make yourself look more ignorant than you already are.

As far as the comment, it was intentionally put out there to piss people off, and to get them going. And guess what? It worked, you stupid asses fell for the bait.

re 38 ... yes I was alive in the 80's. Btw, Jerk Store called. Fine, I concede he was the bomb ... but he isn't now ... and you can't honestly tell me Nicole Richie is famous because her adoptive father wrote "All Night Long". Are you kidding me ...? Who cares? You?

#37, oh and you know what, go ahead and puke. Go puke in your sister's pussy for all I care. I don't kiss FIRST ass I just compliment her because she is a hottie, and she needs to know that. Oh and I am not trying to laid, just because a person makes a comment about a female on here doesn't mean they are trying to get laid. I see comments here about Nicole in this same post, but does that mean they are trying to get laid? Shut the fuck up, and get the facts first you sorry piece of shit.

42--That's exactly why Nicole Richie is famous...because of him. And, no, actually I don't care......you seem to have a raging boner over the entire thing, though.

#41

hmmm. damn, I think you're right, judging by your intellectual reply and witty comeback i think you sound more like douche face Victor

good fucking moring! Hey jrz, love the raging boner comment for some reason.

#43

what's next?....going to hold your breath?

the phrase "raging boner" is just a winner.

Damn..............I can tell it's going to be a "Freaky Friday" today.

Lionel Richie was super famous in the 80's . I'm sure he made a ton of money, but I've always wondered, how do these guys stay rich? I'm sure he bought his mansion years ago, but he still seems to be living the high life. God knows Nicole spends a ton of his money, so what gives? Does he get residuals from his songs? Is he still popular in India or something?

I work in radio. his songs still play. royalties.

Jrzymommy, don't you mean "wiener".
Tee Hee

TT--BA-ZING!

This is a guy from a band called Good Charlotte. How tough do we really expect the Madden brothers to be? I think Joel is just bitter too...b/c his brother has the really hot g/f while Joel is stuck with a girl in a 14 year ol teenaged boy's body.

-The Yeti
http://www.wooohah.com
Like Perez...but with some ghetto ass soul!

Wait, why would anyone want their picture taken with Joel Madden in the first place? I can understand if someone would want a picture documenting a real live monster from the book "Where the Wild Things Are", but seriously is it even worth it?

Damn she looks sexy as hell...what an improvement pregnancy has done for her. Of course, I have always had a pregnancy fetish.

Something about her loudly screams skanky psycho hussy

Am I the only one who's (negative) opinion of her hasnt changed?

she looks so so so hot!!!

58--the only thing that's changed about my opinon of her is that I've become even more disgusted with her than I was before. As if that was even possible! She's the most selfish, egocentric, impuslive fuck up of a human being I've ever seen.

Okay, anyhow.....bored with this. Can we get some new target today?

#60........is she even worse than me?

A new target? How about you, bitch?

A catfight?
Down boy, down.

45, i think you may be right. "mike" seems to get a bit too defensive much like victor. he may need to seek counseling for that little rage problem.

#64, I think see a cat fight coming on. I don't mind watching, as long as they get naked before.

and his affinity for drinking douche water.

#65........lmao.......you lame fuck, you fell for the bait too. lmao

How about me, bitch. But something tells me that me getting into a contest of wit with you would be a lot like Mike Tyson having a boxing match with a blind and armless deaf-mute...why on earth would you want to make yourself look like a blind and armless deaf-mute today, anyhow? It's Friday.....so why don't you stuff a sock in your great big fucking mouth and chill the fuck out til 5:00?

oh yeah mike you really showed me! what are you, 13 years old?

@66........yeah, don't mind me, I'll just be in the corner jacking off while I watch.

LayDeeBug may be on to something. If the fish isn't going to post anything new, lets fight. #65 Bob, I don't know what you did, but I'm plenty fucking pissed about it. You're not going to get away with this you whore!

How some dumb ass could intentionally bust a nut in this bitch is beyond all reason...

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO fights. Ladies please get naked before you start fighting. I wouldn't mind releasing some pressure, shoot a load in the morning wouldn't be a bad idea.

72, yeah i don't know either, but mike is the one with the stick up his ass so you're going to have to ask him.

Um.........my $$ would be on Jrz. I would also place $$ that #63 is a troll because just yesterday LayDeeBug was being cool with Jrz. Unless LayDee got dropped on her head between last night and today..........that's always a possibility.

"Mike" you are obviously an idiot. Your come back remarks in 41 and 43 sound more like temper tantrums than an adult replying to another adult. And putting out "bait" to piss people off? What are you, 14? Or are you 40 with anger, career, and gender issues? Either way, piss off.

#75 Jesus Christ you insensitive prick, you're just saying that to be hurtful. Well it worked, I'm genuinely emotional right now. I'll be back when I stop crying.

joel madden must have been a virgin. i guess he went from "no muff hilary duff" to "free hole nicole". i always thought he was a fake ass whiny bitch but this just confirms it. nicole lets him dig out her vag (probably only because she was knocked out on vicodin) . i can't wait to see the looks on their face when the baby comes out looking like a Jewish DJ or Jeff Goldblum......that's right kids. stay tuned.

80th!

#17 Who's your Daddy? Say it bitch!

You?

Yes baby. Me. Give it up now.

OMG. He (#74) just threatened us with sperm dribbling out of his wiener! Man the lifeboats!

@84, don't worry, I'll catch it in my mouth.

@ #69. LOL!!! You are funny! I laughed so hard that I choked on my lunch.

Oh great zzzzzzzzzzz another zzzzz day zzzzzzzzz of fighting over zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz FRIST.

You better put something on those mosquito bite.
They're going to get infected.

Heh, she's so cute with her lil' nose between those shades. It looks like she's smelling her bodyguard in pic #5.

Nicole:"That Speed Stick is giving out, Ben."

Ben the Bodyguard: "Oh...yes, Ms. Richie."

Nicole: "Yeah...that's hot."

You mean they were shacking up. She is just an unpaid whore. How come they're not married. Why don't they go to a Justice of the Peace today. Do they have a ring and a date. Don't you know that when you have children that your life is over. You now need to stay at home for the next 18 years to raise your brat. Where is the father, you should sue him for paternity, and make him pay child support. The father needs to be in the child's life. You need to stay together with the sperm donor for the next 18 years, even if you hate each other and want to kill him, because of the mess you made. Buy my books- 10 ways to mess up your life (one of them is to wear a wife beater t-shirt) and Your Life is over when you have kids. Don't you know what a condom is. What were you thinking.............

what white purse is she carrying?

@24 men and women, yin and yang (opposing but complementary forces). One isn't better than the other. When people figure that out, we'd all get along much better.

Don't cry for me #78.

God, I love the criature that types the comment. You ROCK.

Who would have thought a member of Good Charlotte would be such a pussy?

Oh right, everyone on earth. Never mind.

I actually think her pregnancy makes her look human...

nicole's a smart cute funny girl,oh , th best style in holywood!

how is her hair still dyed

What women would want her man to be photographed with some other chick?

Most men would throw a fit if they found a photo of their lady with some other guy, so what's the diff? I think nicole has even more reason for doing so because she's famous and every tabloid would take a pic of him with another (no matter how innocent) and run with it. She just wants a quiet pregnancy.

I'm glad she's gaining weight. I hope she gains more, for both her sake and the baby's. She looks so much better this way and would look even better with a few more pounds. So much healthier for her and the baby too!

Meh, I can't blame her...or him. If you're pregnant, why would you want to deal with all the crappy rumors abt your boyfriend/father of your baby cheating on you while you're sitting at home, holding your hair behind your head as you heave into the porcelin goddess? You know the media would spinning all sorts of crap the second they got their hands on a pic of Joel with some cutie and no Nicole. And with pregger hormones to boot...most chics would get paranoid or upset.

Women are not superior in any way to men. Women HAVE to be led by men in the proper direction for them to be of any real use. Otherwise this is what happens. This fucking adopted bitch doesn't know what the fuck she wants which is why she's having some idiot poser's baby without even being married. The man here is just stringing her ass along. They'll be done with each other after the kid pops out, then a huge divorce battle will ensue. She'll be all over like "I don't know what I was thinking" and he'll be banging the next 20 year old Disney slut.

shes starting to grow some tits.. nice! her wrists are way too thin though

I hate to admit it but let us face the fact - if women had ruled the world we would still be in the stone age!

'Honey don't got ice fishing, the polar bear might eat you!'

'Alexander don't go conquering those nations, think of how sad the people would be'

etc etc

103, you are an idiot

Maybe it was fate she got preggers so that she could be healthy again... you know shes probably so upset with the weight gain though!