Aug 14 2007Jenna Jameson looks ridiculous in a bikini
You know what's normal behavior for a skeleton? Being buried. Or maybe getting hung up in a classroom. But not running around the beach doing whatever it is Jenna Jameson is doing here. And what the hell happened to her face? She's a duck, right? She's a duck now? Like to communicate with her you have to quack and maybe flap your arms?
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1. p911gt10c - August 14, 2007 1:44 PM
you know you look bad when people can actually say "She looked better when she was doing porn!"
2. Rmc - August 14, 2007 1:44 PM
first
3. rabidbunny - August 14, 2007 1:46 PM
Has anyone considered the woman might have AIDS??
4. Christ on a Crotch - August 14, 2007 1:47 PM
She looks retarded with those ridiculous lips (the ones on her face).
Sad, so sad, when a woman grows old disgracefully. Fade away into the woodwork, stop letting your ego lead your life; you're old, your done. Hang up the stilettoes and strap-ons and join a knitting circle, grandma.
Tracey Lords did it and she is graceful and still gorgeous. When everyone is a porn star, no one will be.
5. Skip Smith - August 14, 2007 1:48 PM
Good call #3.
We know she doesn't have an eating disorder.
6. Murph - August 14, 2007 1:48 PM
Where is the rest of her?
I was always told she was hot...
*shudders*
7. llllllllll - August 14, 2007 1:50 PM
OH MI EYES!
8. Chauncey Gardner - August 14, 2007 1:50 PM
What...the...fuck? You know, I never thought this cooze was that attractive, but she's beginning to look like that hideous Madam puppet that Waylon Flowers used to cart around.
9. Dorkfest - August 14, 2007 1:51 PM
Yokey.
10. FACE - August 14, 2007 1:51 PM
She was never that hot and here is the proof. In a year you will be able to see every nasty sex act and johnsons she blews on her tired plastic surgery ridden mug and that torn down body. I have seen better looking AIDS patients.
11. e. e. - August 14, 2007 1:52 PM
Same evil comments as always when a woman shows up in a bikini. And the truth is the same too -- she looks better than all of you (or your girlfriends). Face it lardasses.
12. p911gt10c - August 14, 2007 1:52 PM
#3 Considering porn stars get tested 12 times a year(at least) and the fact that people who do have it don't usually loose ridiculous amounts of weight point to her being aids free.
On the other than, she does suffer from incredibly low self confidence and huge body image problems. I heard the Olsen twins offered to feed her the other day.
13. HIV Skeeter - August 14, 2007 1:52 PM
She forgot to spit that last load.
14. Chauncey Gardner - August 14, 2007 1:53 PM
This shit used to give me fucking nightmares...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ en/7/78/Wayland_Flowers_and_Madame.jpg
15. kelly - August 14, 2007 1:53 PM
I swear I would have believed that was an actual cartoon.
An ugly..cartoon.
16. my comment - August 14, 2007 1:54 PM
Something is seriously wrong with her.
It's not that she's so skinny, or orange or covered in disgusting tattoos, it is just that her face has taken on a definite plastic surgery clownishness. Nothing can fix that.
Scary.
17. veggi - August 14, 2007 1:56 PM
I'm sure Jimbo would still hit it. Jimbo would hit anything (Victor too). Jimbo would undress and finger a homeless woman, telling her that's how to make the wheel stop jiggling on her shopping cart. And then - this is the best part - smell his fingers all the way home.
18. LayDeeBug - August 14, 2007 1:56 PM
There is NO WAY I'm going to believe that woman is 33 years old. MY ASS she was born in 1974.
I vote for her having a crystal meth addiction, early stages.
Women, collagen lips are not cute nor do they look real. If you were not born with big fat luscious lips (comme moi), accept your fate and wear lipliner.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
19. Jason - August 14, 2007 1:57 PM
If you look closely at the third photo you can see what appears to be tape around the bottom of her breast. Did she get another boob job recently?
20. Robert - August 14, 2007 1:57 PM
Is this website and TMZ the same company ?
21. lambman - August 14, 2007 1:58 PM
This is just sad and weird
22. Robert - August 14, 2007 2:01 PM
You know what ? none of her rib bones are showing though. That's odd
23. jesuschristpornostar - August 14, 2007 2:03 PM
Is that a tattoo of Jesus on her left leg? That would be funny.
24. my comment - August 14, 2007 2:05 PM
# 19 jason
You can also see the tape in pics, 4, 6, 18 & 20.
She must have had some kind of boob operation. Probably a reduction, I'd imagine.
25. nikidarling - August 14, 2007 2:07 PM
I'm convinced she's HIV+
26. Jimbo - August 14, 2007 2:07 PM
hell yea i'd hit it! hit it for 40 days and 40 nights man.... non-stop til it hurt.. till it bleeds... then i'd put some neosporin and go at it again.. til it bled again. then i'd put an ace bandage... and go back for more.
27. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 2:08 PM
Damn, I thought semen was GOOD for the skin.
I've seen 75 year-old drag-queens look better than this sperm-bucket whore.
28. Jimbo - August 14, 2007 2:08 PM
i forgot to add... then i'd call Veggi over and bust all over his face.
29. woodhorse - August 14, 2007 2:09 PM
17:LMAO. Now, seriously, someone stole that off the prow of a ship and need to nail it back before they scare people off the beach.
30. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 14, 2007 2:09 PM
3, if that's the case, are we suppose to feel bad for her? because i won't.
is she still doing porn?
31. Paulie - August 14, 2007 2:10 PM
Well that's one skeleton what loves ta fuck!
32. Dumbass - August 14, 2007 2:10 PM
Doesn't leaking silicone bring on AIDS like results ? it attacks the immune system just like AID's maybe she should go in for a boob check up
33. Dufus - August 14, 2007 2:11 PM
Big Bubble Butts are taking over the porn industry, Jenna just couldn't compete. perhaps anorexic hoebags will be the new thing in porn
34. shit - August 14, 2007 2:15 PM
It looks like a seagull took a poop on her legs.
35. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 14, 2007 2:15 PM
with the exception of the fake titties, these are reminiscent of the lara flynn boyle pictures on the beach when she was a walking skeleton.
fucking frightening.
36. Bern - August 14, 2007 2:18 PM
She went from huge cans and a cute face to a 77 pound, cartoon-faced freak with a surgically mangled cooze. Sweet.
Nice improvement.
I heard her vagina is actually now the business end of a live badger.
37. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 14, 2007 2:21 PM
sorry 11, if i saw someone looking like this at the beach, i would probably call 911. so no, she doesn't look better than all of us or our girlfriends.
you probably have an eating disorder yourself if you think this looks good so make like mary-kate & get to rehab, idiot.
38. Geoff - August 14, 2007 2:23 PM
She's a duck for sure. Instead of saying quack quack, she waddles around going COCK? COCK?
P.S. Everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS!
39. ziggurat - August 14, 2007 2:26 PM
That thing isn't human. It's 35% polyester, 10% silicone, 35% polyurathane, and 20% unknown. I'm not sure if it'll decompose--but it might be recyclable . ..
40. veggi - August 14, 2007 2:28 PM
11- idiot.
17, 26, and 28. go lick jenna's bumpy vagina.
41. for number 11 - August 14, 2007 2:31 PM
Fuck you. I wonder if she does the peanut butter trick with her doggy. You know, put some peanut butter on her hooha and little lil' scruffy chow down?
42. Levin - August 14, 2007 2:32 PM
I'm masturbating to these photos. I'm printing them now and I am hanging them in my moms basement where I live
43. meme - August 14, 2007 2:32 PM
I realize that she is uncommonly thin. But, what really disturbs me in these pictures is her face. She has had way too much plastic surgery. I has actually made her look older! She looks like she went into he surgeons office with a picture of Joan Rivers and said "Make me look like this......with boobs." She was attractive before all this....what the hell happened?!?
44. moet2009 - August 14, 2007 2:33 PM
still kinda hot.
but she maybe sick
45. cemuni - August 14, 2007 2:34 PM
She's a far cry from how she looked in Jenna Loves Rocco, (1997).
46. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 2:39 PM
Wow the trolls are out today. Why are you being picked on Veggi?
47. Em - August 14, 2007 2:43 PM
Apparently even silicone breasts get saggy enough to necessitate being taped up/in. Totally worth it, I'm sure.
48. asshat - August 14, 2007 2:44 PM
even though she's wasting away her ass still folds in pic #8. i didn't think that was possible.
49. A - August 14, 2007 2:44 PM
To all the people who don't like a thick women with curves, I guess you like her and think this mess looks better than Kim Kardashian.
50. cocaKelli in Rehab - August 14, 2007 2:45 PM
14 CHAUNCY you are a fucking HERO of the day!
You popped a memory node in my Psyche! YEAH!
I love that crazy puppet shit! That flaming wigger and the puppet... good times.... Gong Show... Merv Griffin Show, Johnny Carson, Love Boat, fucking MIKE DOUGLAS show!
...am I old?
51. shubs - August 14, 2007 2:45 PM
i cant believe what shes done to herself, she used to be attractive. what an absolute dick cheese.
52. fudge - August 14, 2007 2:46 PM
joan rivers?
53. Dizzybenny - August 14, 2007 2:46 PM
WOW! that is scary!
i guess that's what happens when you got fucked by 100 000+ cock in your lifetime.
i guess Lindsay Lohan is a couple of years of from looking like that...ok ok ok 6 months.
54. AmeriCanadian - August 14, 2007 2:46 PM
I agree, no way is she 33! More like 73 with that face. Christ. I'm suddenly thinking having a COMPLETELY FLAT STOMACH = eww bad! Consider the hated Paris, she is slim but doesn't have a totally FLAT stomach like this whore does. It looks unnatural or something.
On the other hand, her dog is awful cute.
55. justplainconfused - August 14, 2007 2:46 PM
Wow, this is sad. She used to attractive. Now, you could put a black wig on her and pass her off as Michael Jackson.
56. Em - August 14, 2007 2:46 PM
Um, #11 - Could you please define "better?" Seriously - is your girlfriend a blow-up doll? Because that is what Ms. Jameson more closely resembles at this point. She definitely has a decent, albeit boney, body, but really - wtf are you even talking about?
57. regular or unleaded - August 14, 2007 2:47 PM
I believe #4 and #10 got it perfectly.
She's a disgusting assbag. I wouldn't poke that thing with clinton's dick and hillary pushing. No way.
58. sad - August 14, 2007 2:50 PM
what are those bumps on her back ? flea bites ?
59. How to Pick Up Women - August 14, 2007 2:51 PM
I've seen better skeletons in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion!
60. Silly Putty - August 14, 2007 2:52 PM
I'm not trying to start shiznig but why do people call women thick? To me, the word thick makes me think of double-stuffed oreos, you know the FAT ones. The problem with a word like "thick" is that it's relative. It all depends on who is using it. I know some fucking whales that call themselves thick and some Salma Hayak types that call themselves thick.
Call a spade a spade, and call a fat chick fat. I'm fat ("relatively," hahahaha). Not for long but shoot, drop the adjectives.
61. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 2:56 PM
@60 Like you said it is all relative. Some people are calling Hayden fat. I don't see tht for the life of me.
62. Krazeekellicanfuckoff - August 14, 2007 2:57 PM
Have you ever seen her show on Playboy Channel? The girl is DUMB. She used to be smokin hot. Now she looks like a worn out tranny. (Sorry Texas Tranny)
P.S. Krazeekunt-still hoping you fuck off
63. justifiable - August 14, 2007 2:57 PM
This just shows that lip injections and extreme facial work will really put the "plastic" in "plastic surgery". From the neck up, she's the stuff of nightmares.
64. Ihatecelebrities - August 14, 2007 2:57 PM
Jesus how fucking hard is it to figure out? If anoyone has ever been shit bored enough to watch this skanks E True Hollywood story you would know that she had a MAJOR drug problem when she first started porn. I know it's shocking.
She detailed her drug binges and said she was like 80 pounds at her worst point.
So here she is on a beach acting like a lunatic and looking like a skeletton.
HMMMMMMM I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER?
Now even if you didn't loose two hours of your life. like I did. learning about this whore's life you should still be able to tell just by looking at the pictures.
She is either back on the smack or has contracted some serious illness for which she has to be highly medicated.
So #3. Congrats you have a brain. Unlike most people.
65. Violet Sin - August 14, 2007 3:03 PM
Man, makes me yearn for the days when she was hot:
http://www.rude.com/violetsin?NmF2Fs8hg5z
(LINK ABOVE IS NSFW!!!)
66. JustWonderin - August 14, 2007 3:05 PM
So is that dog starring in Jenna's next movie? I remember when she did guys in her flicks. And she thought anal was as bad as it was gonna get.
67. Nics - August 14, 2007 3:05 PM
If I saw that thing on the beach I'd probably go drown myself
68. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 3:11 PM
@62....no offense taken.
69. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 3:12 PM
HEY TT have you ever been to Santa Monica Blvd in Hollywood? You would love it there
70. veggi - August 14, 2007 3:15 PM
Not even mr. ed would touch that.
71. Pikachelsea - August 14, 2007 3:17 PM
I actually don't think she looks THAT scrawny, other than the bizarre throat action going on in picture 9. It's almost like she has an Adam's apple. Oh and naturally her face looks retarded.
72. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 3:18 PM
She is practicing for her new role on Sigmund and the Sea Monster
73. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 3:20 PM
@69.............your 69.....tee hee
If it's anything like Cedar Springs Rd. in Dallas, I'm sure I'd love it.
74. Victor - August 14, 2007 3:21 PM
FRIST, see at least you don't look like this bitch Jenna. You have a nice body with meat. Now you know what I mean by having meat. Not all fuckin bones like this sick bitch.
Hello Bite Me, how's it going? Been in meetings all damn day. Sucks.
75. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 3:22 PM
I don't think anything beats Santa Monica Blvd. That place is queen of the trannys
76. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 3:26 PM
Bite Me, sounds like you've been down there a time or two......*wink,wink*
77. Donna - August 14, 2007 3:29 PM
no matter, she made more money getting lapped by more lovely ladies than most of you idiots combined. She never did a black guy either ! what a saint !
78. biteme2 - August 14, 2007 3:33 PM
DONNA = texas tranny's asshole. aka loose and full of cum.
79. Mental - August 14, 2007 3:37 PM
Seriously - I think she looks hot. As much as I enjoy the wordsmithing on the Superficial, a pattern is emerging. All women are even-handedly verbally back-handed, while photos of Hayden Panettiere continue to appear on these pages, looking as sexy as any teenage toddler.
More porn stars in bikinis, no matter how deformed her lips may be! - pun intended.
80. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 3:39 PM
@78...........oh I beg to differ, my "boy-pussy" is very tight sweetie. Want to try it?
81. Swisher-Sweet - August 14, 2007 3:42 PM
In general, whores don't turn me on.
I'm funny that way I guess.
82. veggi - August 14, 2007 3:47 PM
I've licked the pussies and assholes of probably 100 women, starting and continuing with my mom (who's now demented and incontinent, but still tasty in an exotic way). But I would never touch this psychotic stick of beef jerky.
83. Valkyrie - August 14, 2007 3:47 PM
#81 - THE best blog I've read in the last 2 months.
Finally, a real man.....
84. angelesque - August 14, 2007 3:48 PM
She looks like she's having a lot of fun and being silly, at least. Better than seeing people who constantly look pissed, even when they're on the beach, supposedly having a good time.
85. fugo - August 14, 2007 3:48 PM
Whoa! She looks like a clown! She isn't as hot as
http://www.medicinefilms.com/digs/190151/ this though, Haimster in the house!
86. Shallow Val - August 14, 2007 3:49 PM
#82, you have GOT to stop talking like that. (Grrrrr)
(gets up from floor after slipping off chair)
87. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 3:51 PM
@86 That is our resident troll, not Veggi.
88. Lionel Hutz - August 14, 2007 3:52 PM
Look at that saggy vagina. This chick has been ridden more times than Seattle Slew.
89. Texas Tranny - August 14, 2007 3:57 PM
@88 Seattle Slew only ran 17 races in his lifetime. I think you mean JJ gets ridden 17 times a night.
90. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 3:59 PM
Well to bad she was not more like Barbaro and put to sleep
91. Calicali - August 14, 2007 3:59 PM
Remember when this website used to have good gossip and not just a bunch of pictures of celebs in their bikinis?
92. p0nk - August 14, 2007 4:08 PM
Her story is a little like Barbaro's. In her last porno, the guy was high on meth and sort of flipped out and bit down while he was supposed to be licking her, ripping off part of her clit and external labia. That's why she had the "botched" plastic surgery - it wasn't really a "rejuvenation" procedure as much as repair. But in any case, the outcome wasn't good. She's suing the guy who bit her, but it probably won't go anywhere because she was doing one of those "rough sex" videos (I'm sure Bite Me can tell you all about them).
93. Shallow Val - August 14, 2007 4:13 PM
#87 OH SHIT! Thanks for the heads-up, Bite. I don't like trolls (unless they live under bridges and tease goats).
94. Valkyrie - August 14, 2007 4:14 PM
#90, Don't insult a fine piece of horseflesh like Barbaro like that....shame on you.
95. lalaland - August 14, 2007 4:15 PM
#19, i thought they looked smaller before you said anything about the tape, so maybe she got the reduced
what the hell is she doing in some of those pics?
96. Iron Ic - August 14, 2007 4:15 PM
She underwent surgery to change from a normal looking woman into a sped. Speds wish they could have surgery done to look normal.
97. Shallow Val; - August 14, 2007 4:18 PM
91 CaliCali - yeah, the good ole days
92 Ponk, are you serious.....(clenching vag muscles involuntarily...)
Now I understand why everyone on this site talks to each other. There's nothing else to read since the Fish is a Dead Snapper now.
98. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 4:18 PM
@94 Sorry
99. AnAlJaM - August 14, 2007 4:19 PM
her tattoos are ugly as shiite too
100. VAlkyrie - August 14, 2007 4:19 PM
98 OK, forgiven, now
GET ONNNN!!!!!
101. LayDeeBug - August 14, 2007 4:20 PM
SO who thinks the leg tattoos are there to cover up all the needle marks.....
DO people shoot in the leg???
102. hollyj - August 14, 2007 4:21 PM
She actually looks pretty good to be so old...if she'd stop doing her artistic interpretive dance.
THAT BORDER TERRIER IS ADORABLE! They're hard to find but great dogs.
http://www.akc.org/breeds/border_terrier/index.cfm
@41 -Border terriers are a Scottish breed, so he'll probably lap off that peanut butter with a "hmgrph" then wipe his little mustache and bagpipe her all night long. Pipers do it with Amazing Grace.
103. wiwille - August 14, 2007 4:24 PM
This just in: Porn stars don't age well. More at 11.
104. cookie monsta - August 14, 2007 4:30 PM
@ #60 where I live thick = stupid.
@ #80 we call that one a mangina TexTran, but u r the expert (!!)
Jenna - put some frikken clothes on and GET INSIDE THE FUCKIN SHORT BUS.
105. cumdiet - August 14, 2007 4:31 PM
i can see jenna's been on a 100% cum diet.
106. Chris Benoit - August 14, 2007 4:42 PM
Pornstars in the mainstream = the moral fabric of society is nose diving into oblivion
107. D. Richards - August 14, 2007 4:46 PM
I remember when I was a little sap, just old enough to get a meaningful erection (ejaculate), Jenna Jameson was the hottest thing there was. Not only was she hot, but she was highly sexualized; exuding a fuck that was hard not to recognize, unless you were fag - even then, the fags wanted to be her rectum. Now, just over a decade later, she looks like a circus animal, complete with chimpanzee lips, and skin so thin, that it's nothing more that a thin barrier between the harmful atmosphere, and a collection of rotting bones and disintegrating sinew. Hardly the fuck-machine that was immortalized on the internet and video just twelve years ago. The time has come for poor Jenna to fuck-off. It's time for her to venture in to the wilderness, away from the rest of the herd, walking until she finds the right spot, falling down, convulsing, then suffocating on her own cocaine withdrawled vomit. May god rest her enhanced tits.
108. m - August 14, 2007 4:49 PM
lay off the collagen for fuck sake.
109. curlyfrie - August 14, 2007 4:50 PM
she trully looks like a skeloten. look at her!!
110. pablo13 - August 14, 2007 4:51 PM
She looks superbly
http://uncovera.com
111. wedgeone - August 14, 2007 4:53 PM
I look at these pictures and I'm ashamed to admit...I miss Paris Hilton. I know we're supposed to cut her down mercilessly, but she's been looking extremely hot in her latest bikini pictures. Especially by comparison to the AIDS (Adios Infected Dick Sucker) patient here.
112. Elliot Mintz - August 14, 2007 4:58 PM
#8 - Just add gray hair and VoilĂ !
#19 and #24 - I agree - her cans do look smaller in these pics. Now if she could put on 10 or 15 pounds so that she didn't look so much like Vic Beckham's sister, people might find her attractive again.
#92 - Holy Shit! So does footage of that event exist anywhere? Would something like that qualify as a "porn blooper"?
113. ssdd - August 14, 2007 5:02 PM
What a total train wreck.
114. wedgeone - August 14, 2007 5:03 PM
#111 - Resident Troll is at it again. Go back to busting veggi's balls, will ya' schack?
115. lawyergirl - August 14, 2007 5:06 PM
Actually, she is 33 years old which is really sad. There was a case about her in my lawschool textbook regarding underage girls and porn. Turns out she used a fake birth certificate and got caught and the director got charged. Totally useless knowledge I know. On the other hand...I laughed my ass off at #1.
116. adeliza - August 14, 2007 5:07 PM
#92........
Please come back on and say you are kidding.
117. wedgeone - August 14, 2007 5:12 PM
In the top picture it looks like she had a stroke (the neurological kind, not the kind that Victor does compulsively 24/7). My mom looked like that right after her first stroke. Sort of a drag because she still insists on kissing during intercourse.
118. Dani - August 14, 2007 5:13 PM
damn.
so sad.
hope she is ok.
119. veggi - August 14, 2007 5:29 PM
This is what happens when you do anal with lots and lots of guys. Let that be a lesson to you, FRIST.
120. AngryMasturbationAndFiddleFaddle - August 14, 2007 5:32 PM
I know I shouldn't write this, but #82 and #117, that shit shit is fucking hilarious.
121. Spiraticus - August 14, 2007 5:33 PM
She needs to give those legs back to the chicken.
122. michelle - August 14, 2007 5:36 PM
quack quack
123. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 5:38 PM
It is pretty funny when the troll tries to be someone else and comment on how funny the trolls comments were. i.e 120 about 82 and 117.
All the same twisted little girl
124. Smuff Peter - August 14, 2007 5:40 PM
If I seen a used condom at the beach I wouldn't pick it up.
Neither would I try to pick up this piece of garbage.
125. sable - August 14, 2007 5:41 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-09.jpg
wow. look like she is a he. look at that adam's apple!
126. Mike - August 14, 2007 5:42 PM
I know what happened: she started hanging out with regular Hollywood types.
Hasn't anyone else noticed that porn actresses (yes, I like to call them that) normally look a hell of a lot more healthy and normal than their Hollywood "legit" counterparts?
127. Stuckey - August 14, 2007 5:45 PM
How would you ever kiss a woman that's had THAT MUCH cum on her face?
What am I saying?.... Even one drop would be too much if I knew about it.
128. sxbby - August 14, 2007 5:52 PM
Oh my god. I just looked up her profile and Wikipedia and I went to school (grade school) with her ex-husband, Jay Grdina. He was a good Catholic boy back then!
129. Mysterio - August 14, 2007 5:57 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit! Ugh!
130. Rachael - August 14, 2007 5:58 PM
My god is this even news - she's on the beach in her bikini (so i've heard that's what people wear to the beach) and she's having fun! For fucks sake. We all know she's a porn star - GET OVER IT!
What nono of your guys like porn stars???????
She looks good!
To all you guys on her who say you wouldn't go near her - BULLSHIT!
131. Jenna - August 14, 2007 5:59 PM
#125 - That's not my Adam's Apple - but something I put down my throat an awful lot.
Does this bikini make me look fat?
132. NeoCleo - August 14, 2007 6:04 PM
Except for photo number 1 (good god, what an expression), she beats my and most other women's tired asses in a bikini anyday.
133. logicskier - August 14, 2007 6:14 PM
Eat a Fucking Sandwich!
134. blugardenia - August 14, 2007 6:25 PM
what jenna? all i see is a super cute dog playing with a bone. ;)
135. SAXY - August 14, 2007 6:46 PM
Did anyone notice the surgical tape hanging out the sides of her bikini? She obviously got her boobs re-done (and by 're-done' I mean 'drained of massive amounts of silicone') to look more proportional to her new frame. Barf.
136. too cool for this - August 14, 2007 6:51 PM
OMG YOU MEAN HANGED IN A CLASSROOM. Pictures are hung, people are HANGEDDDDDDDDD. jeeeeeez
137. no1justminda - August 14, 2007 6:56 PM
You can just drop the "in a bikini" part...she looks ridiculous. period.
138. Italian Stallion - August 14, 2007 7:25 PM
Jenna is disgusting and always will be...........
There's been more dicks in her then a New York subway.......
139. Big Mama - August 14, 2007 7:43 PM
That little dog is soooooooooooooo cute. She, on the other hand, looks like someone going through heroin withdrawal.
140. swan - August 14, 2007 7:44 PM
It's never good when your neck is wider than your thigh.
141. Caffey - August 14, 2007 8:14 PM
Nothing sexier than getting some sun with implant surgery bandaids on your tits.
142. dave - August 14, 2007 8:22 PM
i told people months ago she had AIDS, who knows, but sad if it is true...but she chose her crazy profession, so it shouldnt be a surprise....and who cares how often your tested, thats to protect the other porn stars...who will get it eventually.....sexual russian ruolette
143. CaffeBeotch - August 14, 2007 8:31 PM
see pic #3. Why does she have tape holding her boobs up? Or is the tape holding her boobs ON? WTF?
144. woodhorse - August 14, 2007 8:44 PM
#136 Please explain the disparity between these two common expressions: "He's hung like a horse!" and "How's it hangin?" - I would like to greet Lowlands today but don't want to be improper.
145. Cemuni - August 14, 2007 9:15 PM
Is Tito still fucking her? What is he thinking and no matter how dicks she fucks and sucks, she will never be a KATSUMI !!!!
146. sharpeidude - August 14, 2007 10:16 PM
Now it can be confirmed that Tito Ortiz has taken too many elbows to the cranium folks. He'd have to be severely brain damaged to dick down this skanky porn slut.
147. chimpy - August 14, 2007 10:39 PM
It's because of her pussy, it's taken so much punishment that she's all dried up.
148. superfluous - August 14, 2007 11:11 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that I, too, should be paid for sex.
149. christine - August 14, 2007 11:21 PM
omg im pretty sure those things are her back are more then jsut molles she looks absolutly nasty and horrib *barf* omg where is pornstar jenna???!!!"
150. kate - August 15, 2007 12:33 AM
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she does have AIDS. Sure, people in the porn industry get tested all the time, but aids can only usually be detected like a month after infection and can go undetected for up to 18 months. Maybe it would explain her retirement?
151. lucky7 - August 15, 2007 1:00 AM
Who gives a fuck about this shitbag named Jenna Jameson. Her life is like one long assfucking with the assfucker running off without paying after finishing. Ya hear that Jenna??? You're a fucking shitbag.
152. Spiraticus - August 15, 2007 1:53 AM
Lmao @ all these comments!
153. salmon - August 15, 2007 2:19 AM
jenna soon the aids pornstar retirement hospice.
kudos@#81
154. Frick! - August 15, 2007 3:37 AM
yeeeecccchhhh. Just fricken yeeeeecccchhhh. She used to be so pretty and sexy...now she's just scary. She looks like a 65 year old rich bitch thats had way too much plastic surgery...and yet she's only...what, 35? What is wrong with this woman? She's got serious issues...maybe we'll find out what they are one day...if she doesn't o.d or something first.
155. Beame Upscotty - August 15, 2007 5:12 AM
The ultimate in recycling. Suck all the fat out of a body and inject it in the lips.
This shows that UFC damages the brain (well would you?)
156. cemuni - August 15, 2007 8:36 AM
It just goes to show that you can have all the $$ in the world but ya can't buy love, can't buy class, and obviously ya can't buy good looks. She just bought a Nice white Rolls Royce Phantom but all she will ever be is a ugly, washed up pornstar that has somehow turned into a clown, driving around in a fancy car.
157. jjhasaids - August 15, 2007 9:09 AM
@ #12 even tho porn stars get tested 12 times a year theres still w window of 3 months after infection where its pretty common to get false negatives! you wont even get a positive result until at least 30 days after infection so it's kinda like playing russian roulette with ya pussy
158. crazy otto - August 15, 2007 10:10 AM
somebody give this chick a cheeseburger
159. gotmilk? - August 15, 2007 10:17 AM
hollyj, if she actually is 33, that's not that old. no one should look like this at that age. unless they have that disease where you age really fast. in that case, she probably died 10 years ago. that would explain her corpse-like appearance.
160. flavio - August 15, 2007 10:40 AM
damn, she's 33??? that ass is only 33 years old and it looks like that? as a 32 year old male, my ass is way hotter than hers. crystal meth is bad.
161. John Holmes - August 15, 2007 10:46 AM
Oh the memories...
Some nasty ass tats to go along with that skeleton.
162. farty_mcshitface - August 15, 2007 11:47 AM
#6- she NEVER looked good or hot. its just one of those sad myths. someone says so and so is hot and then the media jump on it and myth becomes reality. people lie sometimes.
she looks like joan rivers grandma!
163. Guru - August 15, 2007 12:17 PM
162 - you're right. LIke in The Secret....someone put out the mesage that she was hot into the universe with all his might and the rest of the world started to think so too.
Let's all think really hard and say "Chicks like that are awful." Let's see if we can get this ridiculous world back on track.
That first picture is soooooooooo, horrible, I can't even look at it.
164. PC - August 15, 2007 12:40 PM
I agree with most of you, that her body is skinny and all, but it's the face that's really disconcerting. She was a beautiful woman a few years back. Do she find her plastic surgeon in the yellow pages? Women in the porn industry never leave it unscathed. All of her personal issues, plus her divorce, have taken this woman over the edge. She is obviously abusing drugs and she's not fooling anyone.
165. Lisa - August 15, 2007 12:57 PM
wow, she had her Gigantic implants replaced with smaller ones and still has the incision tape under her boobs. Its showing. Looks like a real mid life crisis happening here.
166. kara - August 15, 2007 1:34 PM
She used to look great- now she's looking a like a joan rivers wannabe-
I agree #165
167. d-noles - August 15, 2007 1:49 PM
The way I look at it is this; even Babe Ruth started to break down in the end. She revolutionized the industry, its now a real goal for women to become a porn star. She deserves the right to call it quits on her own terms....
And now we can say remember when you saw......dang she was hot in that......
168. Funny Pets - August 15, 2007 2:36 PM
She is sick, this weight is not normal.
169. Maxathon - August 15, 2007 6:34 PM
In that blown-up photo, the brutal combo of her fake tan, underbite and big top lip make her look like a Simpson.
170. kamihi - August 15, 2007 7:42 PM
Now I know what an STD infected slut looks like - thanks for the heads up.
171. kamihi - August 15, 2007 7:43 PM
Now I know what an STD infected slut looks like - thanks for the heads up.
172. julia - August 15, 2007 8:15 PM
looks like someone's back on the uppers.
173. T - August 15, 2007 9:05 PM
WTF? THAT'S Jenna Jameson? THE Jenna Jameson as in the hot porn star?
Is she dying? OMG she's 33 years old? Did she get AIDS from all the porno's she did?
She was so beautiful. OMG.
174. DeeDee - August 16, 2007 12:51 AM
OK - this skinny assed ho-bag has just inspired me to double my caloric intake for the next 2 weeks. I do want to be *fit* but I don't want to look like the skin and bones horror that is Jenna. I need to keep some curves and a lil' meat on my bones!
175. RJ - August 16, 2007 5:57 PM
You know there's something wrong with this site and with Jenna Jameson when you see candid paparazzi pictures of a PORN STAR (not only a porn star, but the biggest of all time) in a bikini at a beach posted at this site like they were news. For the sake of Christ, it's Jenna Jameson, the whole world has seen each every milimeter of her whole body exposed and bare naked and the whole world has seen her fucking and doing every sexual related thing known to man for over a decade. Ohhhh OOoooo candid paparazzi pictures of her in a bikini... OOooOO how exciting!
Now regarding your comment about her being skinny, Superfish, you're pathetic and incredibly retarded. How many times have you posted pictures of chicks way skinnier than this one and with way worse bodies claiming "they looked great"? *cough* Jessica Overrated FlatButtugly Alba *cough* Alessandra Overrated FlatStick Ambrosio *cough* and a long etcetera.
I think by this point everyone is aware that Jenna Jameson is naturally INSANELY gorgeous, there's not a chick you've ever posted about on here half as beautiful as Jenna naturally is, but unfortunately she has completely ruined her formerly gorgeous face with the help of plastic surgery. And man, was Jenna !@%&^!@%#" HOT!!! More than any chick you have ever posted on here about BY FAR. For years she has managed to have a to-die-for flawless amazing body and to be hotter than hell. I think she deserves some recognition. She's 30something now, you can't expect her to look the same way she did 10 years ago and you can't expect her to be perfect forever and then if she's not, insult her. She has been going through some though moments recently too, you never know where life may take you!
So please, don't be so retarded, pathetic and cheap Superfish. Have a little dignity as a website that thousands of people read and actually get influenced by, and instead of promoting and throwing trash and ignorance to the world, try to do the opposite since you are lucky enough to have the power to do it and influence lots of people. Good humor has nothing to do with losing your dignity as a journalist or a celebrit gossip site or whatever this site is. In fact, real GOOD humor may start with having dignity.
Oh, and that goes for all the no-life bitter jealous commenters on this site too. Get out a little more. Don't be so jealous! sorry you can't look like Jenna and that your man thinks about her when you wish he thought about you, and that he has shot more cum thinking about her than about you, maybe if you weren't so bitter... And don't forget, typing your pathetic hatred and jealousy words on here will do nothing but prove to the world how pathetic you are and how amazing Jenna is, and how much she has afected your life that you take the time to come to this site, read about her, get jealous of her and envy her and even bother to type something mean about her you wish were true to make yourself feel better because you're so fucking jealous you can't stand it, all while your boyfriend is jerking off to one of her videos.
176. Xoxi - August 17, 2007 12:42 AM
#3 that is exactly what I was thinking.
It would be sad if it wasn't, oh, the logical consequence of being a porn whore.
177. lucky7 - August 17, 2007 1:59 AM
Can't believe the first pic...it's so fucking cartoonish. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN....SERIOUSLY....WHAT THE FUCK....
I'M SPEECHLESS.
178. LUcky7 - August 17, 2007 2:02 AM
"The time has come for poor Jenna to fuck-off."
HAHAHAHAHAHA...priceless...
179. Peach Pie - August 17, 2007 11:10 PM
If Joan Rivers and Pete Burns had a child, this would be it.
When the rest of Jenna has withered away, her puffy botox lips and silicone bumps will be perfectly intact.
Nothing more pathetic than watching someone cling desperately to their youth and sex appeal (are you listening, Mariah?)
Good thing the baby boomer's are a growing force in the population. Maybe Ms. Jamison can find a way to further her exploitations by creating the first line of geriatric porn.
Jenna, darling, maybe you shouldn't have blown off your GED.
180. Angela Arroyo - August 18, 2007 11:03 PM
i remember when she was really pretty and youthful looking in her first vid.
and like........ she's all used up now. it's sickening.
and her body looks horrible. look at her cellulite! :[ oh god. i thought she was pretty and i hate to be bashing her.. but.. she looks horrible. :/
181. Angela Arroyo - August 18, 2007 11:04 PM
oh, and does she let that dog fuck her, too?
lmfao, sorry, couldn't help it. :/
182. Sam Pitroda - August 19, 2007 4:24 PM
I think after her vaginoplasty failure she seems to have lost interest in everything including sex. Who would want to have sex with her anyway...
I just hope that doesn't die like Anna nicole did one day...
God save her and make normal ( it would be a miracle...)
Please don't do anymore plastic surgeries for god sake!!
183. dbarnes961 - August 21, 2007 4:51 AM
Jenna Has had more dicks in her than the urinals at Yankee Stadium!! You think she might have Aids?
A-Anal
I-Injected
D-Death
S-Sentence
184. Melinols - August 22, 2007 4:40 PM
I saw her at Sharkeez in Newport Beach the day before this and she has so much cellulite for such a skinny person. And her face looks like she is fifty and not in her early thirties.
185. jakey - August 23, 2007 4:11 PM
f*ck thats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
..looks like joan rivers & posh's aids infected methed out sister
186. bri_fari - August 23, 2007 4:57 PM
go read her bio on wikipedia.this womans has been to hell and back.no bodies perfect.at least she isnt some candy ass poser.if your going to go for it dive into the deep end.instead of of floating around in a pee filled baby pool.some peeps deserve cappin on, i think she doesnt.
187. ELL? - August 24, 2007 7:05 PM
#186...two words: English Grammar. Try using it sometime.
188. Satisfyr - August 26, 2007 12:46 AM
I wonder if she had her turd shoot tightened up too. I bet u coulda stashed yer bowling ball in there.
189. TONY - August 27, 2007 12:53 AM
BACK IN THE DAYS SHE WA SO FUCKIN' HO BUT NOW MY DICK WENT DOWN. THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE BAD THINGS
190. Smitty - August 29, 2007 2:28 AM
All of you are so ignorant its disgusting. Could the fact that in the last year or so she has gone through a nasty divorce and had a miscarriage bring her weight loss to fruition?! People have problems, everyone associates being a "pornstar" as being a fucked up individual. Note to the ignorant poster children of the US: Celebrities/ Pornstars are HUMAN and have problems just like you normal people. The only difference is that our drama isn't posted for the everyones scrutiny. AND If you knew anything about the adult industry you would know that the girls get tested EVERY month. I highly doubt AIDS are her problem, more likely she is recovering from the worlds ignorance and boredom. Just a thought.
191. Getreal - October 10, 2007 11:19 PM
Had it rough? The hand writing is on the wall. Look at her. One of two things is wrong. Drugged out or AIDS. Meth addicts look like skin and bones, but one of the easiest ways to spot one (severe case) other than skin and bones is their teeth.. Normally rotted from the chemicals meth is made from and sores on their body.. uh.. I see nothing but extreme aging and bones.. which looks more like AIDS. Aids patients tend to have a sunk in look.. Their face always sinks in and looks like a death camp prisoner from WWII. When I saw this and other pics my first impression was... AIDS and in the later stages.
Doesn't anyone watch Discovery Health? Anyway.. for her sake I hope I am wrong. Forget she is a porn star.. she is human and apparently has some serious issues.
192. Narcissist - October 20, 2007 10:00 AM
84. angelesque - Hopefully she is having fun. It looks like publicity seeking, but maybe she just put on a show after she noticed the camera. I figure Tara Reids beach shots are publicity seeking, but I don't know why Tara would want to make her abs public.
102. hollyj - she's about 33. Gwen Stefani is like 37 isn't she? Salma Hayek and Halle Berry are what, 41? I think Jenna looked much different 2 years ago. She must be pretty upset about things.
In this condition, I think she would look ridiculous dressed in anything short of an opaque boat tarp.
193. Cassie26 - October 24, 2007 4:15 PM
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UGLYYY!!! SHE LOOKS LiKE A "WHOO" OFF OF THE "GRiNCH"
194. Cassie26 - October 24, 2007 4:16 PM
SHE LOOKS LiKE EZMA FROM EMPORERS NEW GROOVE!!! LMFAO!