Aug 28 2007Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy

My eyes!!! MY EYES!!! DAMN MY EYES!!!!

Just gross.

her bottom lip looks all sorts of deformed.

I am sure she has had bigger things than that in her mouth before

These UFC guys like nick-name's - 'Iceman', 'The Natural' etc.

Looks like Tito's going for 'Homer Simpson'.

My goodness, her mother should have named her Grace.

How can he stick his tongue in her mouth knowing how many penises have been in there?

Jimbo u fucktard. Gross.

i just threw up a little

does he have a penis for a tounge? This picture has a very high gross ratio quotient.

Almost yakked up my Hamburger Helper. A gorilla and a duck, what the fuck?

gross, how can a guy that big and hulking be with a stick/duck mutant? Couldn't he accidently break her in half?

@10... morning troll. go fuck off now.

Tito, put your condom on, put two condoms on and then double wrap with "duck"
tape for insurance...

Maybe they will make a new porn flick, Daffy Duck Does UFC Champ Doggie Style or maybe The Quack Nextdoor.

@4, 8, and 13-I can hear your one brain cell bouncing around in that empty head of yours from here!

faaaareaks!!!!

Apparently, this girl used to be good looking, or so I've heard. Not seeing it now.

ha thier baby would get laughed at by a duck billed platypus

@15 Veggo, #4 was me and not the troll. However the troll is lucky to have one brain cell bouncing around like a pong game.

What is going on with her eyes? She looks like a robot..

:/

I thought Jenna wasn't doing porn anymore. This girl has forgotten how to have sex in a room without a camera.

shouldn't all you people who got off from her movies be turned on by this shit?

Good god they're multiplying

Veggi... so when can I cum in your hair again? Last time was siiiick!!!!

You post this right in time for lunch?! You bastard!!!

@24 you so funny troll.

I HATE THIS POST!!! Serioulsy, I'd rather watch a munch of munchkins fuck watermelons. Er, where'd that come from?

wow, I've seen more class and beauty in a trailor park. jesus

*bunch*.....you get the picture.......

Looks like she's frenching one of his intestinal polyps.

#7,

Maybe his own inbred mutant cyborg semen has some sort of antiseptic quality that eliminates any remaining traces of those thousand other guys' issuances.

Those are the most horrific eyes I have ever seen in pic #2. I do not understand them - nor do I want any part of them.

oh chauncey gardner, I love it when you talk big word talk!

Both of their mouths look so twisted and contorted that I can't tell whose tongue it is. These two are so disgusting. They look like two abortions. I'm going to go puke now.

on the 3rd pic it looks like they shaved a gorilla and sat him down.
the kissing pic is enough to make anyone throw up!!
well i guess this guy likes to go threw roads well traveled.

@29 I like munch of munchkins better.

Out here in California, those kinds of videos are not hard to find. If you want one, I can mail it to you

Pa-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase! Change this I think I'm catching the gay from this pictures.

Oh, and I've got a mind-duster for some of the older posters here...

Do any of you remember a male and female perfomance art duo from the '70s who pretended to be a couple of married robots? They would go on variety shows and act out normal domestic scenes, but move around in slow unnatural movements as if they were androids.

Anyway, Jenna has that same blank android stare in these photos.

HEY FISH.........how about getting the pictures of Sheryl Crow's see-through shirt? WOULD LOVE TO SEE CLOSE UP SHOTS OF THOSE TITS.

@36- well well well.....a video of a munch of munchkins it is then! Don't know how I'm gonna explain that to my TV.

#40 Veggo, you been ignoring me?

Hi Mike. Better?

that is disgusting
she is a pornstar
she should know better

I bet he has a big cock, just saying...

@22, the thing is, when she used to do porn, she was actually really hot (post chin implant, of course). Now she flat out looks like shit. So, to answer your question, not really.

@44 Guy, thanks for letting us know that tid bit of information. I have been wondering that all morning.

The King and Queen of intelligence

#42 Veggo, what do you mean better?

Why do their mouths look like stretched out vaginas?

HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!! Use your witchcraft and make this disappear!

Well there goes my tuna sandwich...

FRIST!!! did you have to use the word tuna? just sayin.

and @50- blades of glory is out today!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

@51 FRIST, try scrapping scrambled eggs off your monitor

Those earings are the same diameter as her nasty hole!!

no more jenna jameson - she looks terrible and it is such a shame considering she was once one of the hottest whores on the planet.

@48- better, as in, I said hi........... not ignoring you.....

why is The Fish wasting time on this? They have not printed the pics of Britney driving around without her extensions in, nor have they said anything about that dumb slut, Miss South Carolina and her deplorable "answer" to why 1/5 of Americans cannot find their own country on a map. The Fish keeps printing pictures of Jessica Alba and Jenna Jameson every two seconds....enough already!!

Hey Tito how does half of California tatse?

Bite Me, we need to learn to wait at least one hour after eating to get on the Fish...kinda like swimming!~

Opps I am using my other computer and had not changed back to Jimbo on this one.

I agree with you Mabbo. Fish goes through some weird phases. I shouldn't even mention this, because he'll probably dig up more pics, but I haven't seen any of that fat-ass Kim Kardashian in a week. He's obsessed with the lard asses!

Whatever, I know who you are :)

Ok, if I don't get a new post in like 5 seconds, I swear to GOD I will go back to WORK!!!!!

In the second pic, she has CRAZY eyes! She is definitely on some ecstasy there my friends!

ok time's up. Don't say I didn't warn you. BYEEEEEE

Doctor... that woman needs a buffet ...STAT!

Nice one. Like it Romans, Like it. Posting this right at my lunch time. There are better, less offensive ways of suggesting somebody should eat less.

that's just completely vile; I called my children in to see and now they're calling up child services. I don't blame them.

68!!!!

Maybe she could move to Texas and get the death penalty.

rotflmao........... these two .. my god.. lol

.....ewww.......

just........

........ewww.

#38---I remember the androids you are talking about. The robot duo was called Shields and Yarnell. Totally cheesy. They sucked.

folks, do your part, go to that fruitcup PEREZ's site, & flood his comment boxes with the following (he's had my IP blocked for weeks now), so we can drive that fat fuck into obscurity of some kind or another : "i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he not write anything bad about her - I notice he still refuses to write anything bad about her, which begs the question: are ya still getting those checks from the Hiltons monthly, you flabby parasitic no-talent fuck????"

Anyone see "Hot Fuzz"?

Looks like Tito walks around going "Yarp."

Daffy Duck and Donkey Kong.............................. lol these pictures are just totally making me sick and laugh at the same time..

EWWWW! It looks like they're barfing into each others' mouths!!! BLECCCH.

@75 - i'd love eat your hot fuzz... anyday.

@78 You one funny troll!!

Damn, I come back from lunch and the same shit is still up. This SUCKS about as much as my troll does.

no shit jimbo. I say we go back to brit.........I can't keep seeing this picture. I'm becoming an involuntary bulimic.

Involuntary bulimic...I like that

It's noon here on the west coast. So I'm off to lunch, of course with this picture stuck in my head I will hardly be eating, I'll just hit the vodka store for later...

QUACK QUACK QUACK!

Donkey Kong just got AIDS from Daffy Duck

Does anyone else think that Jenna should go back to old Jenna? How far the mighty have fallen.

http://www.wooohah.com
When celebrity goes hip-hop. So raw it hurts.

What is for Lunch FRIST?

There's no toothbrush, toothpaste, or mouthwash in this world that could convince me to stick any part of my body in her mouth........f*n putrid.

look at her eyes in pic #2.............. is she an android or something???

duck lips with fish eyes

I need some hot cock for lunch. Want some Jimbo dear?

@90 Yeah Veggi, I am all over it you fucking troll

What a nasty pair of fuckers.
Looks like she is giving birth into his mouth.

Hey Tito, get that out of your mouth!
Do you know where it's been?

I may never kiss anyone again after looking at that.

Thanks alot!

#5
Funny stuff.
He does have sort of a Homer Simpson quality about his looks.

looks like a vagina giving birth to a slug.

Yes !!!!!
I'm number 100 !!!!

Yes !!!!!
I'm number 100 !!!!

Yes !!!!!
I'm number 100 !!!!

ahaha!!! OH LadyJane!!!!!! More involuntary bulimia for me. blaaaaaahhhhhhhggggh!

AHHH FUCK

look how big her pupils her pupils are--it's like she got them dialiated by an optometrist. that is not normal at all.

@100 Hey Veggo, did you see your troll wants to do me at lunch?

Um....I'm back from the liquor store....where's the new post?

GET OFF YER FUCKIN ASS FISH!!!!!

You are making me type with such violence. I don't like my letters in all caps that way....

FRIST you got mail

Lily Allen got a beer dumped over her fat ugly head!! HAHAHA!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/28/silly-lily-is-a-pill/

And Amy Winehouse's crotch looks like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/28/amy-winehouses-caribbean-holiday/

So yesterday, I thought "Fish must be in a pretty crappy mood to keep us all looking at Kid Rock's crack." Today I wonder, "What have we done to you? Have we all offended you in some way???" I am scared for what tomorrow's top post holds.

Puh-leeze put a new post up! Pretty pretty please!!!

Good god, im sure after he kissed her, his lips melted and his penis dropped out of his pants, squirmed around on the ground and scampered off never to be seen again.

Put the POST UP with SHERYL CROWS TITS

thanks a whole lot for these pictures, thesuperficial.com editor(s). you really came through this time. god damn.

Mike, Where are these picture?

#112, it was tmz.com, but only one picture. Wanted to see more pictures.

well ya fuckers, I'm out. Drink one for me Frist!!!

#114, where the heck you going?

Have a good evening Veggo. Talk to you tomorrow

@115 She is on her way to my house to cook me dinner!!! Just kidding. It is 4:45 and she is off work and going home

Whatch it...!!!

@113 That is freaking it??? Big deal!! I thought it was something good

Do you punish love?

You should have received your pledge card packet on your desk in the past few days.

Did you feel yours out?

#121.........Veggo answer my e-mail before you leave PLEASE

wow, i was wondering why ive been shitting my insides out and nauseated all day... then i remembered that i saw this right before it started.. coincidence? i think not.

God, he looks retarded! Literally!

Me Jimbo. Me like rough gay sex and hairy balls in my mouth. Yummmm! Off work... Yeeeeeeee!!!

@124 How much brains do you think a UFC has? I think retarded would be a step up for him

Apparently, nasty disgusting diseased cocksuckers like this pair need lovin' too.

She can't go back to being the "old Jenna"....because now she's old ugly and diseased.

Let's send these 2 to Britain in retaliation for sending the nasty disgusting Beckham sissies to L.A.

That's nasty. She looks like his dirty old mom.

I'm sicked out now.

She does look healthier now that she took those circus balloons out of her chest. I applaud this slut-bag, CuM-BuCkEt porn whore for taking those nasty saline bags out of her anorexic chest. he he he - talk about a back-handed compiment - eh?

Semen duck stuffed with red hot AIDS sausage - that's my favorite dish!

cubelander@hotmail.com

@125 TROLL, we all know you are a female and that is what your brother use to do to you. Stop living in the past and move on.

Guess I pasted that into the wrong place.
Nevermind now.

@125... hey douche... u think ur pretty funny huh? i do too... hahahaha..

#133
Now we got your email adress bitch.

Cool it with the emails man.

She looks wired as hell!

@134 Hey troll bitch!! Yes I am and I a tired of you!!! So fuck off and die like someone else you know

Why not a little politics today?

A presidential impeachment would hurt democracy

I dont know about y'all, but I'd hit it for sure. Raw too. Then I'd grab Veggi by the throat and bust all over his face. Oh yeaaaaa!!!

She bang, she bang,,,, oh baby. She moves, she moves.....

@141 hey fucking troll bitch

Is that the best you can come up with? You say the same shit over and over again. "I'd hit that and bust all over Veggi's face" If you are going to be a troll come up with some better shit you fucking retard.

I'd like to fuck Tito in the asshole.

Paint him green and he looks like Shrek.

Jimbo, where are you from?

The real me is from Southern California. The troll bitch is from the around the great lakes area.

Thank you JESUS there is a NEW POST!!!!

Do you know this other person or are you just lucky today?
Great Lakes to Cali is a long way to hate on someone.

@146.... dammit troll! The real me is from where else...San Francisco!!!! Gay area... holla!!! Castro district honey.. where the saying goes.. once you go fag, u never go back! Veggi is my neighbor... and we love to share holes. Buttholes.

@149 Woodgone, I have a pretty good idea who it is.

Just look at it like this; you're giving someone a purpose in life without even doing anything.
There's always a bright side.

I bet that dude has a bullcock! I'm talking wiffle ball bat size.

His tongue is where many a man's penis has been before....I wonder if he's thought about that.

No, this guy's cock is the size of a stunted piece of candy corn! Don't you see he's all roided out? He's like a giant female Kong -- this is lesbianism you're seeing.

How many dicks did Ortiz just kiss?

TMI........did not need to see that!

I bang Jenna with a table leg. And a sawed off baseball bat. Then she does me with them. Yea, I know lotsa cocks been there, but that turns me on since I'm an inchworm anyway.

His tongue is gonna fester, shrivel up & fall off ! ! ! Sick...& not in a good way.....

I wonder if any guys have called Tito to ask him what their cocks tasted like?

Ew.

It surprises me that her mouth isn't permanently in that position

Jimbo....you really should take up knitting or something. You've obviously got gay I mean WAY to much free time on your .....hands?

All I would be thinking is "Know how many cocks have been in that mouth"
http://retire-with-millions.com

holy shit dude she doesnt look real in the second one!!

Be realistic people. Tito just won a horrific battle against Mothra, why would he be afraid of Jenna?

snowballers

it looks like that scene from "Species 2" where that guy alien sticks his tentical down the girl aliens throat in an attempt to kill the girl alien

wait you don't think he's killing her do you?Oye !@@^#^!

Is he some kind of a mongrel? I thought she didn't do interracial.

Why would you want to kiss a disgusting whore? Let alone date a f*** pig?

I thought that was the dude from Top Chef

You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

shes beginning to look like duckman.. or joan rivers..

To # 7 : Eeeewww ! Youre right !!
To # 14 : He should put another condom : ON HIS TONGUE !!!!

A slab of meat hooked up with a meat-head.

The appropriateness of it all, working on so many layers, is such that I'm floored.

lotta men been in that...LOTTA MEN.

Does Tito know how many cocks have been in that mouth?!

It looks like Jenna forgot to take the penis out of her mouth before she kissed Tito. I just wonder why Tito didnt see it as he was going in or if that is an indication of something about him.

YUCK.

to 172 yes joan rivers lmao........

Girlfriend is a duck on E! She is rolling hard - in that picture with her eyes wide open the pupils are HUGE!

We'll have you know that we are giving to head to a polish sausage! Practicing!

And we're not rolling on ecstasy!!! We're tweaking!!!

Those eyes and lips make her look like a Realdoll. Completely devoid of any soul

umm yeah, she definitely looks like she's sucking a dick and NOT kissing him. so either her form sucks, his tongue is fantastically thick and disgusting, or both.

They are white trash Supreme! I love them both :)
And all you jealous people have obviously never had a mind-blowing blowjob of porn-star quality (guys) nor been fucked hard by a caveman guy that knows how to use his dick (girls).
I say more power to them! Viva Tito and Jenna!

why r they kissin so passionately? whats the occasion?

Goddamn! She's ugly! She really does look like a duck! Ha ha ha ha...

a duck that so f'in funny

WTF @ Tito's GINORMOUS head being twice the size of Jenna's face. Jenna, why are your pupils so devoid and abysmal looking, as if someone stole your SOUL??? :/ I'm SCURRED

Duck and a jumbo head. That dude looks like a goddamn monkey. Half man, half ape.

Maybe Tito should spend more time training for fights, and less time trying to contract herpes from this circus freak.

THATS NOT THE REAL TITO!!!HE MADE HER TOES CURL AND COULD KISS THE BREATH OUT OF HER AT ANY TIME!!!HIS FAKE ID. SAYS THAT HIS NAME IS RONALD BERGMAN.WHEN THEY RELEASE ME ON THAT IMPERSONATOR HE WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL AND THEN SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN JAIL!!!JUST LIKE I SAID THEY SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED HIM FOR IMPERSONATING A REAL FIGHTER AND A REAL LOVER!!!SHE NEEDS ME ALOT MORE THAN I EVER NEEDED HER SO SHE DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT EVERYWHERE!!!THE REAL TITO ORTIZ!!!