Aug 23 2007Hayden Panettiere causes milk explosion – literally

frist... wow

she still looks 12.... like a 12 yr old jon benet....

Way too young. Call me when she's in her 20's.

Is she being groomed to be our next Lindsay Lohan?

i don't like her eyebrows

Ok, this is definitely a different writer.

"Smash Hit by Hayden"

Am I the only one who thinks her decision to release an album is REALLY REALLY REALLY poorly advised? She can't sing, and trying to balance acting, singing and not dying of an over-dose hasn't exactly worked out for anybody....I guess J. lo worked it for about 2 years before everybody stoped giving a crap about anything she did....and I guess there's Mandy Moore, but she's not exactly a record breaking musician.

I don't like her mustache

#3 --- she just turned 18. You are free to hit it.

Exploding glass of milk....hmmm. Methinks I sense some subliminal sexual message there. En espanol, some men call thier spunk "leche."

WOW, no subtlety there, eh?

ps, she does look great there. but there is something very unnatural and baby-doll like about her appearance

The thing is...she doesn't look hot and sexy, she looks pissed. It's probably what she'd look like for real - you've got to cum on their faces BEFORE they get famous (and uppity).

7. lambman

LOVE the J. Lo dig. Very nice. Finally everyone is on the same page.

she's cute but not sexy

.......tree is in my pants........dying of laughter here........

Damn.........

I just had an explosion in my pretty panties.

Tee Hee

That glass o' milk looks peculiarly like the end result of my last Hayden tugjob... relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax... I made sure to wait until her birthday... last year.

GOT FRIST??

Fish.. lol

She has a ripe little body, but she doesn't look like she wants to fuck. That was perfect for the pedo fantasy that every guy has, but now that she's 18 it's a total turnoff.

If she keeps her pussy shaved clean, she'll still look like a pre-teen little girl.

wow. "...some studies suggest teens who choose it tend to be leaner". Could you vague that up for me?... just, wow, mind-blowing.

I really believe in the supernatural powers of drinking milk now.

Now, who's for a white russian?

I'd rather see her in one of those nude shots with milk. Especially on her ass - with her build, it's important to take those pictures now, before it looks like the milk is coming out of an actual cow.

#20 thanks for posting for me... yeh, i couldn't come up with anything witty either.

I would have no qualms about fucking this little piece of chicken, even if she were still underage. That's just the way it is.

She's got future fatty written all over her short little stubby body. Reminds me of early seventies Sally Struthers sans the whining little starving fuckers in the background. Girls's cute now. Won't age well. Stubby little fucks like her never do, unless she startes tickling her tonsils with the good old index finger.

I want to treat her like the main attraction at a Goat Fucking Contest.

And yes, this is the real TG assholes.

That's a money shot if I ever saw one. What dirty old man in advertising thought about that? A glass of milk cumming in her hand? Jeez. How subtle.

Bet Paris is pissed.

Paris: "That asshole told me there was only one way to get protein!"

Now that she's legal, is the back door open for business?

Awesome job 'fish - love the tree in pants comment.
You've been off for a while, but that is just comedic gold.

this girl's ego has got to be the size of Rosie O'Donnell's ass by now.........

Oh my gosh, thats just wrong. Talking about sexual innuendos! Give me a fricken break! Could they be any more obvious?! Did this come out the second she turned 18 or something? Turning something as wholesome as milk into a skanky marketing plug. Lame.

Yeah, the exploding glass of milk really makes no sense. Her superpower isn't making things explode, it's that she's the indestructible cheerleader. Yes, I feel a little bad that I know that. I do covet her hair and that dress. Nice.

She's hot, but how long before she turns into another skank like Britney, et al? Hayden, keep your drawers on and stay away from, well, everyone. Just go straight home every night and stay away from da clubs. Save your money and just go to work and maybe you won't end up like Britney or Lohan.

Meh. Really, truly, you've never seen as-hot or hotter young chicks than Hayden? She's the perfect hot-teen star...for the Disney channel. Just straight-up pixie cuteness, no scary sexiness to make you anxious. She'll try movies and other TV series and then end up in Lifetime movies, as the courageous young unwed mother dying of cancer after her husband left her and carrying on by gritting her teeth in the face of the pain and disapproval from others and anger of her young son and desire to be with the new man she thinks could be a soulmate but can he handle her situation and would he be true to her and would it be fair to her son who's been through so much already and his needs are more important and

Chocolate milk is closer to my fantasy.

Wow, who knew that Annie Leibovitz was doing so poorly that she would engage in such a pathetic project? Will child porn be next? Or maybe she'll end up as a photographer for Little Miss Sunshine type beauty pageants.
I have some pictures of stuff she could take her at home if she's that desperate for work.

Her comment in that People article about turning 18 was really funny, though.

"I don't think much changes when you're 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed."

I bet nothing will change, actually. She couldn't have been more than 14 or 15 when she gave her first blowjob to a director. She's already got that hardened look - been there, done that, ok what do I have to do for this one...

She'll get a fat ass, then try to offset that will giant breast implants. And then Ice-T will marry her.

Damn this girl is taking a beating for doing nothing but looking great holding a glass of milk.

Can some of you fucking retards please go home and beat off on your daughters in the shower or something?

It's a good shot, the dress is nice, but maybe a tad retouched as she looks slimmer in it.

The exploding milk thing is pretty tacky photoshop work though.

wonderful

Excuse me, mama. You have a little bit of sperm on your lip.

She was hotter in Remember the Titans.

This has a vaguely JonBenet quality to it, but for some reason that doesn't make me hard in this case. Maybe it's knowing she's 18 or something.

I am already sick to death of this chick. She's overexposed.

Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty water colored memories...
Of the way we were.

#41... It's perverted. Wake the fk up.

She is short.
she has a fat ass. and though she has a little pretty face, she's actually not that special...
Well, I do think she has a great hair...but that's it!!

Her nose job is showing.

talk about a milk explosion. she sucked my sack dry. now I got another stained dress to worry about. If hillary weren't such a carpet munching dyke, maybe I could keep it in my pants. oh well, I'm horny, where's dakota fanning?

(Yawning)

Did somebody just say she has a fat ass and great hair....?

She's hot, but that picture is beyond airbrushed. Doesn't anyone remember her bikini pics from a month ago? She's not that skinny. Not even close.

I'm sure you (and your dominant hand) recall those pictures quite fondly.

subtle sexual subtext.

If you are going to come in the #1 position, please try to come up with something better than that in the future.

I can see it now, you log on, see that there are zero posts, and you heart starts racing. You click the comments button and yup, sure enough, there are none. So you type in your name and email address as fast as you can, heart p[umpong even faster now. "I can't believe I am about to be first." you briefly consider being somewhat whitty and/or original but you quickly drop that idea because you are too afraid that someone else might squeeze in before you. No way you are gonna let something like happen, you have been craving this opportunity for far too long. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Then SUCCESS! I DID IT I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD! That was a close one. Now that I finally achieved lofty #1 status I can relax, immediately begin another post where you actually say something somewhat creative. Wait...you made a jonbenet regerence you sicko. Nevermind.

Congrats Hill on your cheetah like quickness. We are all so proud of you. You are the man. You and Bonzo are like gods to us all. Fucking dorks.

Why do I even care? Who knows. I guess that sort of makes me almost as much of a dork as you.

why are her eye brows grey and unplucked??

good thing is, the old Fish is back:)

Yeah, very subtle subliminal messaging there.

"I guess that sort of makes me more of a dork than you."

fixed.

She's so cute! She's totally adorable! In a way that makes me want to punch her in the fuckin face!

she's so hot ! I want her !

Goddammit I would fuck her so fuckin hard! Starting 5 fuckin years ago! I swear, one time - just one fuckin time - the old cow will be asleep and I'm gonna spurt right on that fuckin TV screen!

#55, LOL.

My husband is a huge fan of that Heroes show. But, you know I only watch it to catch a glimpse of Hayden in a little skirt. I would so violate her.

Fresh

Get this pic in UHQ or a version without text and more Hayden pics in my freaking link... thanks.

Superfish, you're such a pathetic desperate disgusting loser when it comes to women, and to making jokes regarding them.
I bet you'd be turned on by a female monkey if you saw her monkey pussy and you'd have a tree in your pants too.
You should rise your standards a little bit. I'm so sick of seeing this chick over and over again on your website and your pathetic stupid jokes regarding her. She's just a stupid teen that looks like every teen outta there, even worse than many. There's nothing hot about her looks, she's not pretty, she doesn't have a hot body and she simply lacks any hotness. She's just a boring teen. If you find her somehow hot, you also find the teen girls you see on the street quite as hot, because they have the same "appeal", being teenagers.

Now please STFU and stop posting pictures of this butterface boobless assless still child bodied teenager like millions outta there, and stop acting like there was something hot about her because there's not. Get back to actual hot women -like Kim Kardashian- and keep the butterface teenagers for yourself, because chances are you're the only one who finds that butter face child attractive.

I don't get it. She can heal herself. Not explode glasses of milk. Duuuuhhh!!!!

Maybe it's because I'm looking at her on a 24" monitor, but if you click her poster to enlarge it, she gets to be very creepy. try it. Stare for a while at her eyes and nose. You really see how disproportionately huge her head is. She's like the female equivalent of Philip Seymour Hoffman (though he's an incredible actor). Then you see her stubby arms and dwarfish hands and she really starts to creep you out. Thanks God the pic cuts off her stubby little legs, or I'll start having dreams about malformed men in green suits crawling out from under my bed granting me wishes if I don't touch their gold. My first wish would be to go back five minutes so I _don't_ click and enlarge her picure.

god bless all you posters. i think she looks weird too.

I'm sick of looking at this scary child. No idea what she does except get hyped for looking like that twelve year old down the block that walks past your window in those short skirts and gets you full of a lust you're afraid to aknowledge and makes you have to go look for pictures of an underdeveloped 18 year old to jack off to.

I mean I'd do her obviously, I'm just warning you all now. In a year or two you'll be sick of reading about her tick infested ass and her latest trips to rehab. You make the bed, you lie in it.

@67 - it's not SuperFish's fault that you're a rape victim. Deal with those issues elsewhere.

Lift up your dress.
You want to see my pussy.
Yes.
You want to look at my 18 year old pussy?
There we go.
Stick your finger in my pussy.
Like that.
Oh my God. I'm so fucking wet. I think I'm ready for you to fuck me.
I'm going to fuck you so hard.
I want you to fuck my 18 year old pussy as hard as you can.
Look how hard I am.
That's a big fucking dick.
You want me to stick my dick in your pussy?
Yes.
Say it.
I want you to stick your dick in my 18 year old pussy.
Like this?
Yes. Oh. Oh my God. Is that going to fit?
Here we go.
Holy shit.
Yes.
Oh. Fuck me. Fuck me hard.
Fucking little bitch.
You're dick is so big. Goddamn it.
That's right.
Faster.
Oh.
Fuck it harder. You have to fuck it harder.
Oh my God.
Shit.
Yes.
I want you to come in my mouth.
You want me to come in your mouth?
I want to taste it.
Oh. Oh. Here it comes.
Give it to me.
Open your mouth.
Ahhhhhh.
Open your mouth.
It's open.
Oh my God.
Ahhhhhh.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh my God. Yes.
More. Give me more.
Oh. Oh.
There we go. Wow. That's a lot of cum.
Let me see.
Ahhhhhh.
I can't believe this is happening.
It's not. You're asleep, douche.
I think I'm about to wake up.

I don't think that's milk.

/I'd hit Hayden Planetarium.

What a slut!

I still don't know who this is.

She has that disease Nacy Reagan had where your head is too large for your body. All out of proportion and shit.

That is all.

I still have no idea who this person is.

Wow, p0nk..the "pedo" fantasy every guy has huh? Sick fuck.

@27...who gives a fuck who you are you fucking egomaniac? Oh and apparently a borderline pedophile to boot

she wishes she was that thin.

I think a lot of celeb ladies are pretty....but this one I just DONT get. She is pretty plain and not at all womenly....or curvy. Boring....

how is she hot?
i'm seventeen years old and half my friends are hotter than her.
i really don't get the big deal.
oh well.

@4 lol the next "lindsey" let's hope not...
She is hott though. WOW is right
I'm not Bi either--but I can def see where guys come from about being hard up for her

Well I have "milk" now...it's all over my damn keyboard.

Remix:
I don't understand what you don't understand. I'm sure your friends are hotter than her. And if you put up your picture and pictures of your friends on the Internet I'm sure everyone would want to fuck you too. That's the point. Hayden looks like a normal 18 year old girl. That's why men want to bang her silly. That's why men want to bang any 18 year old silly. Most teenagers are hot. Don't you understand. If you posted a picture of yourself in tight jeans shorts I would bet you anything that a hundred guys would say that you're hot and they want to fuck you. It just so happens that Hayden is the most visible 18 year old right now. Are you jealous of the attention she's getting? Do you want millions of people to look at your picture and masturbate? Because if you don't then I don't see why you would care?

Way to go America. Let's all pick apart the looks of an 18 year old girl....and everyone wonders what the hells wrong with these young female celebrities.

To Goldstein
Nah its not that, its just if I knew her I wouldn't think she was that pretty? I suppose because I'm so close in age to her I compare her to people I know..plus she looks so.. average. Kinda girl next door. I guess thats her appeal.
Emma Watson on the other hand is a bit different looking, as well as being young.
Hmm.
I'm not jealous of her anyway, especially if the only actual appeal of her is thats she young lol. I'm jealous of people like Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson.. now they're gorgeous.

#87 - Anyone who picks her apart is gay and afraid to come out of the closet. Picking on her is their sick form of anger management because they can't accept they want hot man lovin.

She's hot to any straight guy.

(Looks over photo again...) damn, more milk on my keyboard!!!

That's not milk on her lips! Zing!

Milk is worst than smoking cigarettes. I can't believe they're promoting that shit like crazy. No wonder everyone has their arteries clogged, overweight, fatigued, carrying around all that nasty mucus that milk causes in ones intestines.

This shit is funded by the government in favor of the dairy farmers.

http://www.notmilk.com/

I have to fuck you again, Hayden.
Okay. Where do you want me?
Go put on your shoes.
The heels.
Put on those heels and go stand over by the counter.
Okay. Now what?
Take off your panties and bend over.
Like this?
Just like that. Don't move.
It's growing.
Grab your ankles.
I'm ready.
You are?
Yes. Come over here and put that dick in my swollen little pussy.
Hold on.
Do it. I need it.
There. Oh. There we go.
Fuck me.
Yes.
Grab my hair. Grab my fucking hair.
I wish I had your hair. If I had your hair I would rule the world.
Stop talking and smack my ass.
Yah.
Fucking smack it harder.
Little bitch.
I'm a nasty little whore.
Is this how Stephen used to fuck you?
Stephen never fucked me this hard.
I bet he did. I bet everyone likes to fuck you hard.
You feel so good.
I can't believe how tight you are.
You're going to make me come. I can feel it.
Play with your pussy.
I am.
That's right. Keep doing that.
Oh. Right there. Don't stop. Don't you fucking stop.
I like your shoes. They've got that Melrose vibe going on.
Like that. Just like that.
Oh shit.
I'm going to come.
I want you to come.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm cumming. I'm cumming.
Damn. I have to get back to work. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. And don't read any of the other comments.
I won't.
You promise?
Yes.

I'm sick of all the stupid "got milk" ads.

Just put Monica Lewinsky in there in "Got Milk" with a mustache and never change it again.

i hate when companies photoshop the hell out of celebs to the point where it looks ridiculous. hayden doesn't have that figure. she's thicker and her boobs aren't that big.

gayye.

#91 - you just think milk is bad because of the alien conspiracy. They don't want you to drink milk because it messes with their mind control!

Jesus, looking at this picture just makes me feel like a pedophile. What is she, like 10?

Oh, and I totally love how like everything, including WATER, is bad for you now-a-days. According to all these awesome people hating the bid bag government, only vegans will survive because they're immune to everything, including cancer. Great for you! Fuck off.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like milk. Frankly.

Water has fluoride so it's bad. Drinking fluoride causes the same kinds of problems as if you drank mouthwash.

Also my water smells and tastes like either raw sewage, cooked sewage, or a swimming pool. I live in Phoenix, Arizona, USA where tap where is horrible.

@#92

"I like your shoes. They've got that Melrose vibe going on."

WTF?

What's interesting is that the glass of milk breaking is more a sexual metaphor not merely because it looks like one, but because super-strength isn't even her character's power on the show.

I think it's one of the better "got milk" adds I've seen...it's colorful, catches the charcter she plays in Heroes well, and has action....which most adds don't.

....oops. I was so high i forgot to say

I worship FLOON THE PARTY GOD !!!!

i REALLY hate her eyebrows.

I just don't trust cows, and I'm sorry Hayden's involved with them. I expected better of her.

i puke.

LOL at all the eyebrow dissers. A bunch of silly bitches.

guys, why hate her so much?

imagine having Claire's Bennet as your real life girlfriend.. isnt that amazing? you know her ability right, that means, "every night is a first night!" thats what you all guys been dreaming about right! always prefer the virgins.. now there you go..

P/S: i hope her heart could heal faster after reading all of these.. haha!

drink milk = propaganda from the dairy industry. According to the Harvard School of Public Health:
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/pyramids.html

"The recommendation to drink three glasses of low-fat milk or eat three servings of other dairy products per day to prevent osteoporosis is another step in the wrong direction.[...] This recommendation ignores the lack of evidence for a link between consumption of dairy products and prevention of osteoporosis. It also ignores the possible increases in risk of ovarian cancer and prostate cancer associated with dairy products."

Maaaaaan. Me, Kelli, #109, hope I get ovarian cancer and/or prostate cancer because I totally love draining cows of errrrrrthang they got. And I rape puppies.

no boobs but HAWT!

annie rexia i am gonna smash yuor fuckinn face in...count on it

She is so hot! omg, omg, omg... Emma Watson still looks much more beautiful though and it's a good think she's young 'coz i'm only 16 :D