Aug 28 2007Cameron Diaz not dating John Mayer
Despite recent reports that Cameron Diaz was getting close with Rumplestilskin John Mayer, E! Online’s Watch with Kristin says that Cameron is now dating Bradley Cooper:
Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks. Pretty adorable, no? Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating. However, insiders tell me that Cameron and Bradley have been busy sending flirty text messages to each other throughout the day and spending quite a bit of time together. This news comes on the heels of rumors in recent months regarding Cam's post-Justin love life, including rumblings that she was romantically tied to Criss Angel, David de Rothschild and John Mayer.
From here on out, everyday you wake up, just assume that Cameron Diaz is dating a new person. How does she do it? Alcohol. Gallons upon gallons of alcohol. She funnels it into these poor bastards until they find her somewhat do-able. Of course this doesn’t always work because her face could sober up a wino. I saw it happen once. The guy owns a Starbucks now. He may suffer from incurable night terrors, but at least he’s off the streets.
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Reader Comments
1. Radar - August 28, 2007 5:35 PM
First. WHOO HOOOO~~~
2. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:37 PM
THANK YOU GOD!!!
3. Radar - August 28, 2007 5:37 PM
Hell, I'd date Cameron Diaz. I can always close my eyes, can't I? And she's got the money!!
I'm surprised you're hot for lard-ass Kardashian. To each his own, I guess.
But if I could get pampered in the lap of luxury, and have a famous sugar momma who's still got a ton of movies in her, and all I have to do is look at her average mug, why the hell not?
See you as I drive by in the Ferrari. ZOOM, biatch!
4. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:40 PM
While this is far better than that scary shit in the last post, who gives a SHIT who this bitch is dating. She can date Pee Wee Herman for all I care
5. boler - August 28, 2007 5:40 PM
Too late in the day for a new poost.
6. veggi - August 28, 2007 5:41 PM
I'd love to drink the puss and oil from every one of her blackheads.
I miss Victor...
7. Tumbler - August 28, 2007 5:42 PM
I'm not dating Jessica Biel.
I might as well provide my own news.
8. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:42 PM
I dont know about y'all but I'd definitely hit that. Smack that ass... then have her shove a big 16 inch black dildo up my ass too. Cuz I'm Jimbo, and Jimbo loves cock! Then I'd grab Veggi by his tiny balls.. and bust all over his stomach. Oh YEa!!
9. wooohah.com - August 28, 2007 5:43 PM
Imagine if John Mayer and her were dating...and had a kid. That kid would be the ugliest Hollywood kid around. Uglier than Nick Cage's fat ass teenaged kid.
http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop.
10. Cowgirl - August 28, 2007 5:43 PM
#6, Are you talking about Madonna's baby again? I did NOT just say that!
11. Victor's little dick - August 28, 2007 5:44 PM
@6 I am still here Veggi
12. Veggi - August 28, 2007 5:45 PM
@11.... oh whew! missed ya babe! ;)
13. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:47 PM
@8 Same shit Troll Bitch. We have heard this all before. Come up with something new you boring pile of shit!!!
14. Yee Haw - August 28, 2007 5:47 PM
Busy guy. Now Magazine in the UK has him linked to Jennifer Aniston in a story on their site today.
15. Cowgirl smoking peyote - August 28, 2007 5:48 PM
#9---Don't forget "smelliest" kid in Hollywood. You know she smokes weed like Kate Moss does crack (not Kid Rock's crack though)?
16. Victor's Little Dick - August 28, 2007 5:49 PM
@12 Yeah baby walk nasty for the love master!!! Come on over to daddy and sit on my face
17. confused - August 28, 2007 5:49 PM
uhhhh guys..... who's the real Jimbo? And why are there two?
18. pointandlaugh - August 28, 2007 5:50 PM
god DAMN is she UGLY!!! ugh. She's a 10-bagger. yuk.
19. Veggi - August 28, 2007 5:51 PM
@16 im so there. you know how i like to get my ass eaten. plus i haven't showered in 2 days. dont say i dont spoil you babe!
20. Mr. Gram Attic-Lee Correct - August 28, 2007 5:51 PM
..uhmm, I think it should "night tremors"....not "terrors"....but either/or it's mildly amusing.
Plus, Cameron Diaz isn't as deformed as, say , Baby Bop from Barney.
21. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:56 PM
@17 I am the real Jimbo and the other is a troll bitch. The troll bitch is also trolling veggi
22. a little less confused.. i think - August 28, 2007 5:58 PM
@21, so you and Veggi dont really know each other? or are you gay? watever man... there is way too much dialog between everyone and you.
23. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 5:58 PM
Wow, Looks who e-mail address I found in the Veggi troll post.
cubelander@hotmail.com
I guess you are not to fucking smart are you fucktard!!!
24. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 6:00 PM
@8 And look who email address I found in my troll bitches post
cubelander@hotmail.com
Same fucking asshole
25. Jimbo - August 28, 2007 6:02 PM
Wedgewood are you a fucking TROLL?
26. cubelander - August 28, 2007 6:03 PM
dammit! you are two smart Jamesbo.
27. arc698 - August 28, 2007 6:13 PM
Barf she looks like Hulk Hogan
www.theinnerclockwork.com (check it out kneegars)
28. TEC - August 28, 2007 6:27 PM
She's gone from Justin Timberlake to Sack Lodge from Wedding Crashers? Wow.
29. Wicked Wendy - August 28, 2007 6:36 PM
HAHAHAHA.......good one.....
30. michele - August 28, 2007 6:46 PM
she doesn't even look that bad. geez
31. sus - August 28, 2007 7:01 PM
I actually think she's pretty. I guess you pick the worst picture that catches her with her eyes droopy or mouth open because she's talking or something (we've all had those pictures) and then talk about how ugly she is. Geeez...can't you come up with anything better??
32. Vince Lombardi - August 28, 2007 7:20 PM
Neither am I... but I don't see you publishing THAT!
33. DirtyMartini - August 28, 2007 7:30 PM
Cameron Diaz is HOT!!!
34. Cowgurl - August 28, 2007 7:48 PM
I'm 34?
35. double-bitted - August 28, 2007 8:38 PM
i saw her on canon in BH not one block S of little s'monica in 2001 or 2002 walking w/ the bisexual leto and she's horrible-looking in real life: no ass, terribly worn face, terribly worn skin -- no appeal at all -- must have sucked some serious cock back in the day to get on board and out of the LBC.
36. Joe Millionaire - August 28, 2007 8:40 PM
I am not sure this is a step up or down from Jessica Simpson
retire-with-millions.com
37. Ed - August 28, 2007 10:14 PM
Oh how I wish she still looked like she did in The Mask.
38. HotDogger - August 29, 2007 12:06 AM
Oh my god, why anybody thinks this steamroller-faced cumsponge is attractive is beyond me.
39. ToTellTheTruth - August 29, 2007 12:16 AM
Ugly scarecrow looking bitch
40. Nipplover - August 29, 2007 1:30 AM
Cameron isn't that bad, check out this nipple slip.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
41. cocaKelli - August 29, 2007 3:05 AM
27: You are a serious dillhole. Not interested in your whack emo whiteguy band, so go back to NorCal with your south-of-Portland Phish bullshit.
You are so Avril. Stay out of LA.
42. ladyface - August 29, 2007 5:40 AM
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
43. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 29, 2007 7:05 AM
...SLUT...
44. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - August 29, 2007 8:15 AM
Fucking night terrors
45. Morning Wood - August 29, 2007 8:23 AM
Her face would look better if she was sitting on mine...
46. havoc - August 29, 2007 9:21 AM
Who hasn't this chick "dated"?
Damn, she gets around doesn't she?
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47. MR PAPARAZZI - August 29, 2007 10:48 AM
All the latest celeb gossip... just click my name.. what you waiting for? go on do it.. do it now.. oh for crying out loud why wont you click it? for the love of good please just click my name (*slams fist on table, kinda hurts so lets out a little wimper*)
48. gerard Vandenberg - August 29, 2007 10:57 AM
......................................................I'M GLAD HONEY!!
49. sane-o - August 29, 2007 10:58 AM
Her vagina must have a "please take a number" ticket dispenser stapled to it.
50. sane-o - August 29, 2007 10:58 AM
she's already showing some tread.
If she doesn't slow down on the vagina mileage, she's gonna end up looking like jenna jamison
51. yomama - August 29, 2007 11:48 AM
You people are so lame to talk about Cameron Diaz like that. Did you ever consider her a person? Did you ever think maybe those guys she has hung out with are FRIENDS? This website is dumb, you all need to go to school and get some education and respect for other people.
52. lambman - August 29, 2007 11:56 AM
The Joker had better keep her skank hands off Bradley Cooper! Dude just got divorced yesterday, what kind of whore is she?
53. Tits McGee - August 29, 2007 12:26 PM
....someone better marry a man soon. ...someone's not getting any prettier!
...someone is looking pretty long on the tooth...
54. nagger me - August 29, 2007 2:19 PM
There.s Someting About Mexican whore..........looks like a man again
55. Frybread - August 29, 2007 2:52 PM
John's FUG, but why would he waste time on a dried-up old prune like CD?
56. Cuerva - August 29, 2007 3:07 PM
Que fea! After "The Mask" it was all down hill.
57. Lindsay - August 30, 2007 11:29 AM
cameron diaz was in saratoga springs at the race course on wednesday ... in case anyone is wondering
58. misuchan - September 1, 2007 7:25 AM
this girl really needs some help. and by help i mean something surgical. a lower eyelid lift, some tooth whitener... and possibly more makeup. oh well. i'm happy for her that she has enough self confidence to walk out the door looking like that ^
59. Sally - September 12, 2007 6:58 AM
It's a pity that she broke up with Justine. He was perfect for her.
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