Aug 21 2007Cameron Diaz and John Mayer getting serious

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turd

The bridge troll of modern pop. You, Sir, are genius.

Looks like she is gonna trip on a bag of white bread in pic 18. Or is that John Mayer?

Couldn't give a fuck if I tried.....

Sometimes CD looks good and sometimes she scares the shit outta me. But John Mayer looks FUCKED all the time. He's the most annoying singer/guitar player ever. Usually even dirt bags look decent rocking out on a guitar but not John...he looks like a sissy-fied, lispy, creepy, ugly mouthed loser with crappy hair. Now I have to go shower because I'm so grossed out just talking about him. Yuck.

Best pic, by far: third row, far left, the guy shoving his fingers up her ass. "I love the smell of actress anus in the morning...smells like...victory."

the jesus of words HAHAHHA

is this a new writer...

How about if I call you the shit head of blogs, instead of the Jesus of words?

POW....Right in the kisser!

i think john mayer is beautiful! mmmm, love me some john mayer

She looks like a plucked chicken..

It'd be awesome if she yelled 'I swallowed your cum' and then drove them both off a bridge.

If she paid Kimberly Steward to stand right next to her on all from-the-backside pictures, we might be able to forget about her face and personality. For a couple of minutes.

of course she looks good those pics are from the back and like 10 feet away.

Seriously though, both she and John seem to flip-flop from normal to freakish looking every other time you see them.

@12 ditto!

I don't know what y'all are talking about, Cameron Diaz is not bad looking... Would I sacrifice a limb to sleep with her? Most certainly not. Would I still sleep with her? Of course... but I guess that just means that I assume she has a vagina. Has anyone seen her vagina? Maybe its like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or Transformers and I have just been told it exists so much I believe it without question.

She just LOVES them sloppy seconds.........Justin, Criss and now John Mayer?

I think in a few weeks K-Fed might be in with a shot.

She looks amazing. Love her!

He is a beautiful woman, but cameron is cuter.

I don't care what anybody says, I think she's beautiful. Plus, she's an avid surfer, and I'm an avid butthole surfer, so I'm thinking I'll get my shot after she gets tired of this StayPuft dude.

What? I guess I missed something? What happened to chicken of the sea Jessica?

@22 Damn, I am not around for the last couple of days and I am still being trolled.

How are you doing troll? I am in a training class this week, so I expect you to keep up the pace

You don't really need the training class. Just try to remember that when you feel "full" down there, it's time to go potty like a big boy.

@25 Thanks for the info Troll

Why the fuck does a website called the superficial have under the "post a comment" shit pictures from shit we made fun of with "so freaking hot" written above pictures?????????????? Does Brit look "so freaking hot"?????? What the fuck?

It makes no sense, and neither does my run-on incoherent bullshit I just wrote.

Here I am. Hi Bite Me and Troll

She looks amazing - and those legs are wonderful! LOVE her!

but I hate the sandals - yuck.

I think she looks like a wicked clown

lol! this is too funny

19, isn't everyone sloppy seconds?

HEY FRIST

The best thing John Mayer has done was his Chocolate Rain cover on The Best Week Ever. Cameron lost her hottness after The Mask...it was downhill after that.

http://www.wooohah.com
Celebrity gone ghetto.

As for Cameron's face in the old post, it's just a low quality jpeg that has been unsharp-masked in PS. Cameron's actually kinda hot in a freaky kinda way. A freaky pancake kinda way though. The troll, however, is not.

And you know who's not hot either? The Superfish, that's who. Dear Superfish, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. And cut out the friggin' Vibrant Ads that definitely do come from your ingenious website. I'll be back to check if you obey.

Just seen on TMZ.........Sienna Miller, Topless in Spain. Come on Fish......get these pictures, get them fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just the fact that the article said "super flirty" makes me want to go on a shooting spree.....

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She's clearly a head case, but I bet she loves to fuck, and she's got a nice playground to play on.

How come we never talk about the china girl in tights up on the right with her A cup booby hanging out?

Why's she got one enormous central boobie? Did Cris Angel make the other one disappear?

#40 Wha????

Yeah, about as serious as choosing between blue or pink flip flops. Please. With these people, you go out for a drink and a handshake and you're picking out china patterns.

Damn her! Even with flats on, her legs look a mile long. I'm honestly jealous (of her legs)

HEY FRIST is your boss still looking over your shoulder?

I want her legs!!

She's gorgeous. No one has a perfect face (with the exception of everyone here.....NOT!) She is a happy exhuberant woman and her personality shines.
What's more attractive than that?

John Mayer is hot when he plays the guitar, he is talented as hell.

she has really nice legs

sandy goettsche said:

ew. Her vagina. Is all played out.

John Mayer is the ugliest, most feminine, sissy ass, mother fucking whiney song-singing, son of a bitch Ive ever seen. But I bet he has a cock like a coffee table leg. No other possible explanation.

She's hot and he's hot so I think they make a perfect couple. Cameron Diaz seems like she is so much fun to be around, unlike most celebs. I don't know why people hate on her. Just because she doesn't always leave the house looking absolutely perfect, who gives a fuck. She shouldn't have to. When she applies a little makeup she looks gorgeous. And her personality shines through. So you all need to stop hating on the Cameron and start appreciating that she isn't a stuck up, crazy snob like Jessica Biel, Alba, and Simpson, Paris, Lindsay.... etc. etc. etc

If it were physically possible to make love to a drink... coffee would be it...

oh and John Mayer is HOT!

Fuck Cameron Diaz...

Finally, Finally, Finally,
A post that is written to be funny!

Although I'd rather get it on with the stick of butter for my waffles, instead of my coffee cup!

Best legs in Hollywood... The new Betty Grable. She should have them insured.

i viewed the story's linked picture and thought "there's that moccasin i lost 10 years ago!" but alas, it was merely diaz's face. way to get my hopes up, jerk.

how could anyone possibly say she is ugly? shes absolutely gorgeous. but then on this website, jessica alba and jessica beil are the only hot girls. alive. ever. right?

Oh where to begin here.... let's see. Cameron, who will you sleep with next? I mean seriously, who is left that you haven't fucked?

Next, nice shoes.

Thirdly, John Mayer is a dick.

Fourthly, he is a step up from Criss Angel MINDFREAK... but who isn't ... I once fucked my Aeron Chair at work, and it would have been a big step up from the MINDFREAK. I'd rather date a doornob....

Fifthly, who cares.

Correction: if I HAD TO CHOOSE, i would rather fuck a former lover, the chair, than Criss Angel. John Mayer must have some wicked Herpes... because I'm sure Mindfreak carries everything under the sun, including warts... just sayin'...poor Diaz. Making cuban-american look stupid, one man whore at a time.

Her makeup artist did well here. Now she needs a don't make my boobs look like bean bags with pacifiers in them artist.

I miss Britney. Where is she??

Cameron Diaz is beautiful. What a difference with those starlets that you show so often, who are so plain that we wonder how they got there.

At least they won't have children, thank you God for small favors. Mules are sterile.

#62 WOODHORSE "Mules are sterile."

(GASPS) Niiiiiice!!!!

#54 the new Betty Grable? U can't be serious. The crack where you live must be excellent.

So... by your comment you are saying you merely prefer Betty's legs? That's cool.

64 - I concur, CD has what her Cuban ancestors would refer to as "canillas," or "rice-stick-legs." Where are her quads? You'd think that if she's "an avid surfer" (ahem) she'd have better quads, non?

She's got lovely limbs...but the face of a boxer who's been hit in the face one too many times. And you are on a roll today superfish! ...the whole pancake wearing lipstick, etc, etc...its silly but its fricken funny and original! Keep on keepin' on!

cameron would make some sweet anal.

JayLo said it best - "She's just a model who got lucky".

And the next time she's on Leno, stop and listen to the inane comments out of her mouth. She's one dumb dude.

Cameron's face is forgivable (at times), but god she has the scariest tits ever.

She's my favorite scientist.. She knows so much about global warming and the environment. I wish she would tell us what the meaning of life is..

I am deeply confused here. Her face is scary and weird. Her ass and legs on the other hand, are very nice. Very very nice. I get the feeling that most men just hit that from behind. And shove her face down in the pillow

Her boobs are lopsided. (sp?)

YOU MUST BE DANM PERFECT!!! TO COMMENT THAT CAMERON IS UGLY!! COME ON! YOU STUPID PPOL ...I BET YOURE DANM UGLY AND JEALOUS

Chickens have better legs than her. However, I'll eat chicken. I'd rather slam my dick in my car door than fuck her.

See Salma in From Dusk Til Dawn. THAT IS A WOMAN...with a damned nice...EVERYTHING!!!! How about puting women built like that on here site owner?

Now stop trying to push these anorexic, fucked in the head skanks on us like they're hot...or intelligent...or talented.

OMG. This was the best post ever.

I swear, you're getting better and better at snark.

If I could switch bodies with her, I damn sure would, but I'll keep my face.
She has the widest mouth I've ever seen. She could probably deep throat an elephant.

hahahaha You are most definitely the Jesus of words...

good body, face like a bashed crab. double bagger.

not my type....but NIPPLE! I see NIPPLE!

What's with the bag of hamburger buns at her feet?
I know, she's just breezing past "craft services" during the shoot-with a pudgy production assistant at her beck n' call. Whatevuh.

What with all the hating on Cameron Diaz

Why Superfish do you persist on classing her as an ugly mungral?

I don't get it.

Cameron Diaz is gorgeous. She hit hollywood because of her modeling and her looks landed her first gig in the The Mask.

Guys were drooling left, right and center when Diaz was mentioned.

I don't understand what's changed?

How did she fall from Hollywood Beauty to "Grossness"

I mean classing Dunst as ugly is one thing... but Diaz?????????

So Diazed and Confused.

#65 While Betty did have awesome legs I'm guessing they aren't so hot anymore, what with the decomoposition and everything. So I guess old Cam here will have to do, until we can re-animate the dead , which so far has only worked on Cheney

I think CD is wonderful on-screen, thats why shes paid alot of money...C'mon now shes 35 and she isnt suppose to look 21 forever. Its not always about beauty...its about chemistry and shes got the right stuff!

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