Aug 22 2007Britney Spears really wants that comeback

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Brittney unstable??? Nooooooooo!!!

It's Fugly Spears again.

She is even stupider than we all thought Ya'll

"Ah don' nade no stoopit doo-et with Jus'in. Ahm Brit-nay Spears, ya'll!! Somone gimme a'nuthur one of them dope pops onna stick, ya'll!!"

Hey Y'all, ain't she purty in a caveman tribal sort of way. See pic 2.

AWwwwww poor thing....still has feelings for federline? Oh well she ended up in pretty much the same place she would have had she never been famous.

I don't think

Yum, two fat chics with bad hair that cant drive, my favorite....

"...take a dump on her kids..."? sorry fish guy, there's nothing funny about that unless you're in jr. high. Iz kelli riting 4 u theze dayz?

Why is she hanging out with Amanda Byrnes?

"Bah-polar? Whas' that? Oh, is that lak, um, when you kin git two strippers on one stage?"

So what.

Man she can really take a bad picture!

Meh. Justin always gets mad when you pull out.

Is she taking a dump behind the wheel? Why all the grimacing?

Why the hell aren't there pics up here of her without her shitlocks? She took out the dirty extensions and dyed it all back blonde. Way more interesting than her committing career suicide. She's been doing that for months.

14- ahaha!

And who the fuck says "It's like an anorexic that's sick in the head."? What does that even mean?

Anorexic and Britney go together like Cocaine and Waffles.

I'd rather be anorexic, than britney

I'm diggin the mustache in pic #2.

Puts her sons on her lap while she's driving

Shaves her head

Passes up a duet with her ex-boyfriend who she bound to have musicial chemistry with and who happens to be one of the hottest artists in the world.

Passes up a song written especially for her by the single hottest music producer in the world (who any artist would kill to have in their corner myself included).

Britney Spears isn't stupid, she's retarded, crazy and an addict all at the same time

Why beat a dead horse with a stick? I mean really. Her "career" is over. Looong over. Kaput. Zip. Perhaps she should try, ummm, being a good mother ya'll.

I bet K-Fed really wants his cum back, too.

Even Britney doesn't want to be seen on stage with the no-talent hack Timberlake. Why can't the two of them make a suicide pact....

She looks like Jonathan Davis in drag..................................................totally sorry about that Jonathan .. totally fucking sorry.

It's really sad that Britney has more true friends on this site than her so called "Friends". She knows we all hate her, and we all comment on what she should do to help her turn her life and career around.

Everyone on this site is sincere.......we really do hate her.

Her real "Friends" are all "yes people" that are just trying to get her money. As soon as her money is gone, she won't even have them.

She is a crazy bi-polar bitch that need meds ASAP. She has no idea what she is doing to other people including her sons.

Britney --- Advise ----- Go to a Doctor and Move out of Los Angeles. Do these both today!

This hillbilly has no career left no matter what, at least not singing. Maybe as a tabloid freak, but no more.

why do these people bother reaching out to her? just don't!

and since when does Justin Timberlake + production by Timbaland = success? every single song that Timbaland does sounds the same.

But what if we don't want her to make a comeback?

I'd tap her assistants lil ass in a heartbeat, cousin or not.

Ugh, can anyone truly be this retarded without actually being mentally retarded? I mean really, how many stupid decisions can one person make? She could drop dead right now and I wouldn't care, but I feel so sorry for her kids. My heart breaks every time I look at them.

What frightens me most (besides the thought that she's reproduced twice and could possibly do so again) is that she's driving. All we have to do to make her more of a danger to herself and others is give her a gun and all the codes to our nuclear stockpile.

Eh, good for her. I for one am damn sick of Timberlake and Timbaland, all of their music sounds the same I can no longer tell one Justin song from another, hell I can't even tell if it is Justin's song or if its Timbaland's or Nelly F.'s they all just kept guesting on one another's songs and using the same damn beat over and over and over

Did anyone notice that the fish guy changed some of this morning's post titles and text???

It used to say she screwed herself again

why is there a pink baby shoe hanging off the rear view mirror? is that for the baby girl that she wish she had or the one she's carrying now?

i have a friend that is bipolar and in some cases it can be very serious and cause people to act extremely erratically. her behaviour is right in line with the illness and it is very unfair for people to be calling her mentally retarded. specifically, she is not "retarded" for not wanting to take medication. that is a classic symptom of being bipolar. my friend refused meds for almost 2 years before his family was finally able to get him (essentially force him) to take them. so lay off people.

Wonder what the lyrics were if they were written just for "her"....

The title was probably: "Fried chicken aint no sin"

#33, 34
also changed the line "...take a dump on her kids" to "...kick her kids into a soccer goal".
much better fish, thanks.

its "like" bipolar "or something"? "easily treated with medicine"?

jesus h. christ. don't quote flibberdigibbets regarding mental illness.

i hope britney gets it together, but still loses her celebrity. she was always boring.

O...M...G...this girl is completely wacko. she doesn't want to do a song with timberlake or timbaland??!! WTF!?! she should be arrested and fined for being so stupid.

I think Jimbo wrote the original line about the kids and a little Steamer-fever slipped into the writing.

Will someone just shoot this bitch already?

She's not bipolar, she's Borderline. Medication won't help. She'll like therapy, at least at first, but it won't help because she'll fuck up that relationship too.

@ picture 2 Un-enlarged

Little Wombat mixed with Gary Coleman

Why'd you change it from "she could take a dump on her kids head"?

A comeback to WHAT? I mean seriously folks, what does she want to come back to? How about a comeback to being a decent mother? How about some fucking gratitude? How about some education or acting classes / singing classes / dressing classes /CLASS classes? How about going back to the doctor and taking your meds?

We all know you're fucking nuts, just bite the bullet and become a normal person.

Wheh, I'm tired.

@41 Good Morning troll. You are up early this morning. Did you take your medication this morning? When are you going to get a life and stop trolling everyone? We all know who are. There is only one piece of shit on this site that continually talks about steamers. Did your brother give you your first steamer?

The Superficial is showing weakness!

#10
Good one. That does look like Amanda B.

I've always wondered whats going on in the mind of the "other girl" that always seems to be in photos with these celeb skanks...something like....

"I'm getting paid for this...I'm getting paid for this"... "Free clothes...Free clothes..." or "This is my shot as an extra on Grey's Anatomy ".

#41 - fuck off d-bag. where's veggi? i need to bust a nut.

That's the same face she made years ago, when she asked Justin to wait for her backstage with her male dancers and then walked in and saw...

@51 Did I hit a nerve troll? I can make it a lot more personal.

#53 - I guess you'll do. I like splooging on Veggi face, but your oily, pimply, pepperoni pre-pubescent mug will do. cum to daddy!

@54 Go get your brother bitch!!! Opps he is not around is he???? What happened to him?

Sorry Jimbo, you know that was my troll. I would never say things like that.

oh btw, i heart warm jizz.

54- jezus- you're a fucking idiot.

@55... Please stop it already! Its not funny anymore!

She is far from "borderline" bi-polar, she fits the bill to a tee. I have been dealing with this my entire adult life, and all it would take is a little support, proper diet and minor medication. It doesn't take a lot of meds to get you in order, it does take support (preferably family, but therapy would do fine) and proper eating. The only catch, she has to "want" to do it.

hey veggi! there u are! missed ur * hole! can i cum over later?

@58 I did not think it would be you fucking troll

Poor Brit

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the first signs of Brittany's life spiraling out of control after she and Timberlake broke up?

I think it's nice that Timberlake is trying to help her out.

holla!

@17 Love me some cocaine & waffles!

alright, not that any of you asswipes care, but I'm changing my name. Hope the new veggi sticks all their smart, witty banter up jimbos ass.

@65 - dammit u fucking trolling piece of shit...

@66 Sorry Veggi, I kind of pissed the troll off this morning by bringing up her brother.

"She's an easy target right now because she's sick" Ahahahaha!!! I'm fucking sick too. I just poured my coke all over my morning waffles.

57. veggi - August 22, 2007 12:59 PM
jezus- you're a fucking idiot.

No, I am not. Now watch your mouth or I'm going to tell my dad.

Nice job, troll, now we can't tell who's who. Here's a question only the real veggi knows the answer to: in the pictures FRIST sent me, there's one of her naked with cum dripping out of her:
a) mouth
b) pussy
c) asshole
d) a and b
e) a and c
f) b and c
g) a, b, and c

Hey Superfish,

let's get some more stories and photos

Lets stray away a bit from Lohan and Spears...

Get some classy celebs in here.

Some new fresh faces like Rachel Bilson.

P L E A S E ?

thanks.

Did they have mass lay offs at McDonalds or something. Why are all the mindless numbfucks here?

You're both fucking trolls.

Anyone that constantly uses tranny humor deserves to have my deputy grandfather put a bullet it's anus.

@70
Is it g (a,b and c)?

McDonalds?

No, I was at Burger King.

@71 You're right. I'd love to assfuck Rachel Wilson and blast her in the face with my spunk. Then I'd shower and bitch slap Veggi for being a little ho. Do it Fish!!!

put a bullet *up it's anus

*Put a bullet in it's anus.

73- roger roger- 10-4 there buddy. We've got an APB out on all dipfucktards- mainly the fucktard jimbo.

@70 Funny troll. but you are talking about the naked pictures of you and your brother doing each other and the answer to your question is all of the above.

Faggot - tmi. If your "deputy grandfather" (obviously a term for a pedo in a foster care home) likes to "put a bullet up your anus" you need to get help. Lots of it. Unless you've grown to enjoy that sort of thing, in which case, please be smart and thoroughly lubricate your bullseye.

Y must she make those constipated faces for the paps all the time? And since when does she have any friends? And who thinks she's gonna make it for the grand opening of LAX in Vegas in one week? She flaked on a huge attempt to re-vive her career, why would she show to host some lame club opening at the Luxor? Same on Luxor's p.r people. What were they thinking?!!!

Who cares about a troll, I want to see the picture.

WTC!?!?!?
Trolls are sick, man...

YO FRIST!!!!! WTC!!!!

Here's another one. FRIST and veggi live in the same city, but FRIST lives in the southest section and veggi lives in the northwest section, 5 miles apart. They both set off one morning, walking toward the city center. veggi is carrying a doubleheaded dildo (natch) and FRIST a single-headed dildo (with with a bunny). FRIST is walking 4 mph, while veggi is walking 15% slower. After 47 minutes of walking, veggi drops her dildo and turns around and bends over to pick it up (she's wearing a short skirt and sensible shoes). FRIST:
a) passes by veggi without a word
b) stops to watch veggi pick up the dildo, and when she turns around, their eyes meet...and then...
c) says to veggi "are you winking at me?" while she's bent over
d) thinks about slipping her dildo up veggi's ass while she's bent over
e) reaches out to help and accidentally fists (FRISTS?) a startled but delighted veggi
f) is still 0.13 miles away from veggi

Hey, Bite Me. Think I'm heading off to Chigago to hurt someone...
Neh, too much effort.

As hard as you try fake veggi, fake biteme and fuckerface,

YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER IS.

And I know, because your mom has fucked me hard up the ass many many times.

At least I think it was your mom. Either she has a lot of facial hair or your dad has a very high voice.

Either way, it's been the best sex of my life.

Hey FRIST, I will go with you and I think Veggi will meet us there. The little piece of shit just keeps going. Maybe it is time to get a little more hurtful

I got no problem with homicide

Homocide?

That third and fourth picture looks like she forgot to slow down at the amber lite and it changed to red and she JUST MADE IT without plowing into the 1st graders that are in the crosswalk.

Then she looks over her glasses and says "Sawry y'all."

(I am SOOO sorry for that corny Southern speak reference)

@91 As long as it is slow and painful

89- WOW! I feel so included now.

???? I get along with the gays just fine thanks

92--that's something completely different than homicide. Homocide is the murder of people who listen to Coldplay.

You never know what she'll come up with next -- I enjoy that about Ms. Spears.

p.s. At long last, Bernard actually blogged, today -- links to old boob shots are there and the column may be a little incendiary/racist ... what can ya do?

If K-Fed would have "pulled out early" too, we wouldn't be in this mess now would we? Would we?!

#97 uh oh

jesus just left chicago and he's bound for new orleans.
well now, jesus just left chicago and he's bound for new orleans.
yeah, yeah.
workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

took a jump through mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
took a jump through mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
yeah, yeah.
then out to california through the forests and the pines.
ah, take me with you, jesus.

you might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
you might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
yeah, yeah.
you don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.

A lot of you boring morons who like to argue and get into these loong battles insulting each other are fucking boring. It's so predictable that after about the 40th comment related to the pic/story, a bunch of you babies get your panties all in a twist and start fighting back and forth. Let's stick to the fucking point and make fun of the celeb a-holes. I don't really want to hear about your 7th grade fucking sex crazed ass talk and stupid fucking 3rd grade insults to each other.

JESUS CHRIST!

89- Do you still like nature, in spite of what it did to you?

@99 it only lasted 3 seconds. There was no time to pull out

@86
After 47 minutes they would still be .47 miles apart, so the answer is none of the above.

Sure. It's not like I'm a fucking Borderline. That's when you know it's hopeless.

actually it's a trick question, they would have already passed each other.

Bite me!---yeah? I can go 0-60mph in 3.5s! What's my velocity and/or acceleration?

Has this turned into an Algebra test? Sorry, I left my calculator at home.

Soon... A trailer park in LA will be back to maximum skank occupancy...

Great. I finally find one of these "blogs" everybody's talking about, and math is required. Goddammit.

I suppose your velocity and acceleration would depend on the timepoint in question. (Dick Cheney told me to type that.)

#97
Ha!
Good one.

Bite Me--I know. I don't even know the answer anymore (cue--soft violin music with somber tone). It took so long in between comments that I thought maybe someone was actually trying to calculate it or pull out---whichever came first!

bi-polar? how about fucking crazy!

YOU GUYS!?!? I hate it when you fight! You guys?!?! Please?!?! Dont' fight, please! Mommy...Daddy...please...

...somebody hold me...

I hope Timbaland now gives that song to JT and someone who can actually sing, like Nelly Furtado again. Those three can't do no wrong together.

#114---Are you talking to me? Do I look funny to you? Am I a clown?

@115 Are you a bird? or just can't spell Shawn?

Maybe she could slip into something more comfortable.......like a coma.

@117 Do I amuze you?

#116--Don't forget about Beyonce and her magical golden panties of justice! She just wants to dance and convulse and dance......

jebus muccy wawwwa yeeeeeahahahhhh...flll ffllffll ok by by

According to Webster the definition of crazy is;

Function: noun
: one who is or acts crazy; especially : such a one associated with a radical or extremist political cause.

I think I must have just looked up the definition for democrat.

Bite me---Okay, okay,okay,okay!

They'd pass each other after about 40.6 minutes. The real question is, what's the difference between the preferred velocity of anal penetration for the pitcher vs. the catcher.

Maybe Britney should take over Michael Vick's dogfighting business while he serves his time? I could see her electrocuting a dog, or two -- I could see her doing anything at this point -- and God knows that Bad Newz Kennelz could use a hand, as the staff was just significantly reduced.

@121
magical golden panties of justice?

more like magical golden panties full of juice.

From the looks of the first pic, Brit lost control of the weed wacker again.

I made that same face that Brittany's making one time when I wasn't 1st.

Britney is actually a really good person.
You should all take it easy on her, ya'll.

Chicken pot chicken whatever bye

Mike, hahaha, that's funny! (helicopter burning in background, bodies of soldiers being carted away). HAHAHAHAHA you really nailed it! (camera pans around ward at Walter Reed where legs and armless vets are trying to learn to use artifical limbs). HAHAHAHA! Good one.

Britt looks way better with blond hair than brown.

#127--Juice? From you (wait wait don't tell me)?

Skankkkkkkkk

Silly TV, didn't you know that Mike specializes in getting people's panties in a bunch? Where are Beyonce's golden undies of justice now?

Why is she always sweating? Oh right, cause shes fat.

isnt she like a lesbo now or something i read in some magazine she has a woman lover.

#130
Britney is that you?
Stop trolling this message board and go grow some hair.

Britney's face makes babies cry.

#137--I started that rumor on the thread about her Allure mag photo shoot. The chick with the do-rag was all over that shit!

@137. She's diddling Ali. Not only is she "keepin' it in the family y'all, but she loves the way Ali squirts her vulva.

#141--it does say in Ok! magazine something about Britt diggin the females but thats most likely just an act of trying to get attention.

How many chins does Titney have?

@142--Ali's her cousin right? That makes sense from a WT cracker point of view! I think Bern's onto something there with the whole "taking over the Michael Vick" Pitbull fighting empire. She could marry her cousin and breed lots and lots of useless killing machines!

Thank you for the editorial correction. You are a good fact checker! I tend to get a little bloated with ego sometimes and salty foods, but that is neither here nor there. Can I hire you to fact check my blog? I only pay in fluffernutterbutters though!

If he didn't pull out, the least he could have done was pull out a large file and given her "a good a'scrape-en" afterwards

#147! That is nasty! That doesn't even warrant a retort, so I'm not sure what I'm doing.....

Apparently #1 didn't get the memo

And it's pretty crazy how much time some of you spend on this site. And by crazy I really mean...

fuck you?

Your right. It would have been much sweeter if she had showered them with her liquid gold.

149--I was just wondering,myself, when this thread was going to be blissfully put out o' its misery. I can't keep up this tempo all day, although I would like to be first sometime.

Punk ass mark.

#149 and you're probably not even taking into account how many people post under 3 or 4 different names.

Brit to Lindsey; I can has nose candy?

#152, I think you were the fastest once yesterday and thankfully you were not unoriginal in your post like so many of these knuckleheads. You were great with that eat my dust post as well.

Thank you 156 for your esteemed praise. I do so like to converse in an educated manner with polite society.

#154
I know I do, but only when I get bored.
That's my dirty little secret.

The reason she isn't into any of this shit is because she is working with Axl Rose on the long awaited Guns and Roses comeback CD, due out sometime in 2011. That shit is gonna be dope motherfuckas.

#27--and yes, i know i'm late.

justin timberlake + production by timbaland has meant success pretty much every time

take....sexy back, basically justin's entire new album, basically, and half of "justified". and timbaland's production on ayo with 50 cent featuring justin timberlake. WHAT are you talking about??

and you can always tell a timbaland beat, but his songs NEVER sound the same. you have to be on crack to think they do. he's one of the most creative producers in hip hop/pop history, and the awards and dozens of hits he's produced pretty much back that up

...as you can see, i'm a fan. but really tho...what were you talking about

Britney Spears further flushing her career down the toilet is about as shocking as the sun rising in the morning. She really is hell bent on getting her picture next to the 'train wreck' entry in Websters.

I don't know man. I like her. I'd do her. To me, she's a normal girl who has a decent voice. She can sing better than me, and I'm awesome.

Justin probably wanted a blow job, which she's not cool with because she's a lady.

Let the lady be.

NAACP thinks MIKEY VICK should get his job back at the NFL. Write to those idiots and tell them what you think info @ naacpbaltimore.org

I wrote this

NAACP -- if I murdered, tortured, and abused animals the way he did, and involved myself in ILLEGAL gambling, and ended up in jail, would you contact MY EMPLOYER to tell them to forgive me and hire me back??????????? I DON'T THINK SO!

So the fact that you're doing this for a professional athlete means that either you can be bought and sold or your entire organization is racist!

SHAME ON YOU!

Java the Slut

Is that Amanda Bynes? No talent attracts no talent I see.

What's with that face? Is she taking a dump?

@163

Go post on PETA. We're talking about Britney Spears, not b!tches.

Is it a coincidence that the squirrel on Spongebob and Britney sound alike?

Hmmmmm Britney is, what did they say, "Unstable"?
.............Well then for Gods sake stick a pull up her ass so she can sit like a tripod! That'll do the trick. Hell if you don't want to do it- send me. Just somebody Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee--- get that fucking tard some help so we can move the fuck on.

I wish this retarded moron would stop with the retarded faces, retarded voice, and retarded actions.

I am actually surprised that Justin would want anything to do with Britney. Talk about dragging your image down!

# 144 - More than a Chinese phonebook.

God! She's SO ugly! I can't stand her!

This "thing" needs to go FAR away (leave the kids w/Kevin to protect them), get it's tubes tied so it can never reproduce,endanger and torture small children again and live in it's trash filled world without infecting us with it's vile life

I am calling a vet to euthanize this sick dog!

She needs to go, along with all the other lipsync-ers that are out there now. I'm getting tired of these drama queens. I want to see real talent.