Aug 21 2007Beyonce can't keep her clothes on

I can't quit you, Fish!

first!

Lala---You're first to taste my dust!

@2 lala suck a dick and choke on it

Did the camera go blurry to save itself from destruction?

ALMOST FIRST!

She's one scary looking lion

I don't know, I think we're on to something with the "gold" motif. I'll take 20 pairs o' sexy gold undies for my trannies' fannies!

I like this version of 'Jump' better that the David Lee Roth one.

I say go ahead and jump ! Da da ..da, da, da . Da Da - da da daaaa...

(looks windy as well)

The only other people I've seen convulsing like that had a bad cocktail of drugs and alcohol (oh--it was Brittany Lohan).

This thread is proof that the world will end.

What kind of a dress is that, even, with no front to speak of. Apparently no bra underneath, either, so she was just asking for that one.

And people actually pay to watch this crap. Unbelievable.

Ooo, I do SO want to see her luscious, black booty!

Fifteenth! Who fucking gives a shit!? God damn you people are fucking losers.

WHO GOES TO THESE SHOWS? Oh wait, I'm a white 30 something male, nevermind. I guess I'm just not interested.....unless of course her wardrobe malfunctions

She's a fucking skanky loser with the ego of someone who is actually talented. Go figure

Black women have linebacker thighs..

jesus tap-dancing xrist, only the walliest of psychopathic voyeurs could prefer watching this video to ... say ... watching an ant farm after setting it on fire.

My god! now i remebered why i don't come here anymore. Shut the fuck up losers!

I hate this place. Superfish sucks balls.

Oh my! pOnk! You would do that to harmless little ants? Maybe she should set the ant farm on fire, it looks like they were biting her something FIERCE!

She certainly is an entertainment phenomenon! Jump up and down, turn left, jump up and down, turn left....
I feel sorry for the nameless session musicians who have to humiliate themselves with something that looks like Tina Turner's armpit every night.

Hey 23! I take offense to your critique. I worked a lot of long hard hours to choreograph that (okay maybe I just sketched it on a post it and stuck it to her forehead)!

Why isn't she wearing a bra?? DUH

Cmon cock guzzler.. We want real news.

I have a chocolate fix to satiate and it ain't for black women.

My chocolate fix is for a candy bar---you pervs!

I've seen hyper-caffeinated epileptics with more rhythm than Beyonce. What the hell is this?

You guys are a bunch of haters. I went to 2 shows on her tour (Yes I paid) and it was money well spent. The show was awesome. Beyonce is one of the few singers who can actually sing live. I guess you losers would prefer to see someone with zero talent like Lindsey Lohan overdosing on a bottle of pills or something. Haters are pathetic...get a life!!!

Seriously people, quit the kindergarten FIRST crap or i'm forces to demand beyonce to sit on you.

what kind of fucking dance moves are those?????

can she dance?

jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down.

good god. get a choreographer.

I'll bet the average age of her audience was maybe 14? Pure crap.

16: 30-something year old white males read trashy celeb blogs that seem oriented to 15-year-old girls? = news to me.

18, 27: a lot of ignorant, asshole people that have use race as the basis for judging black celebs (don't see 'stupid WHITE girl' comments about britney or lindsay) read this blog = not news to me.

the only things more disgusting than some of the stuff on this blog are the attitudes of most of its readers.

What kind of girl dances like that without a bra on?? Those babies'll be down at her knees by the time the tour's over...

30, i thought we all learned not too long ago that she lip syncs. and who says "haters" anymore? i guess the same people who pay to watch beyonce perform a fucking circus act.

why isn't she wearing a bra? with those really awesome dance moves, you'd think she'd put on a sports bra. jesus h. and doesn't her mom design her wardrobe?

I didn't have sound at work... this video is ROFL funny without sound! You should try it. What the hell's up with all that monkey-ass jumping!

She should make her next show exciting with guns.

Wasn't it just recently that loudmouth Al Sharpton came out to defend poor Beyonce's 'virtue' because somebody said she was wearing a roboho costume? Face it, Al, the girl is a big old ho. Period. She shakes it out there like an old cat in heat having a seizure to music that sounds like a garbage truck crashing into a concrete wall.

I give that tape 2 hours before Beyonce has it yanked like that brilliant video of her falling down the stairs while lip-syncing.

We all know the spastic clown can't dance or do much else except gyrate between quick edit cuts, but lets get to basics here; 'Beyonce', is not even a human name. You couldn't even name a wine, or a car or anything 'Beyonce'. Stupid mother. I'm embarrassed for them. People like these are why our culture today sucks.

you would think they would have figured that would happen with that short of a top combined with jumping...

wtf kinda dancing is that? watching that in mute looks like a retarded talent show.

record sales are down not because of mp3, but because of dogshit like this.

She just keeps going, no matter what happens.
I'll most certainly give her kudos for that!

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Did she not do a full dress rehearsal? Isn't that stuff pretty standard? Gotta give it to her, she doesn't give up!

YES! #30!
Lindsay Lohan overdosing on pills would be the perfect nightcap to go with my White Russian nightcap with an extra shot of Kahlua. And my hate.

FIRST!@!!@!!

The last time I saw something jumping around like Beyonce here, feces were being flung. Her cousin, maybe?

#30 Kay - I'm glad you enjoyed the shows. Personally, I don't follow Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey, but good for you. Keep following your dream!

Nice dancing...ya damn dirty ape.

More like Destiny's Stepchild.

/oldie but a goodie^
//would still hit it
///look 3 slashes!!!

and she has a penis, yes a PENIS!!!! YIKES!

All of you haters....SHEESH!

This girl has the body of a goddess! WTF are u guys seeing?
At least it wasn't any fat rolls going on! Her stomach is flat!
and That type of dance is world wide..I know that u lames can't get the hang of it, because u sit at your cubicles, or recliners and don't do much of shit!

Lay off of my girl, and do some crunches, then maybe u wouldn't sound so jealous!

She's ok for a black woman..

Thank you to all these bitches for their striking down a sterotype. Thanks to them, the dance called "White Man's Overbite" is officially bi-racial.

#37 Take a pair of headphones to work.

What the heck isn't she wearing a bra. I can't even jump like that my boobs hurt even though they are small.

She has a bra on...I have the eye of an eagle

I wouldn't call that much of a dress....

lala, suck my dick wahahaha

she needs to stop wearing her ugly momma´s designs.

You make me sick too. hee hee.

@51 I think Beyonce is beautiful, but to call others that have a different opinion jealous is a lame generalization.

Beyonce is one of the reasons Brit's career is over. The fucking head of the kkk would rather do Beyonce than that crater faced cheetoh eater.

14 U.S troops died today

@63.. god bless them !!

women are all just sluts naturally, that is why civilization is so screwed up. They all want to be sluts but society won't let them.

Your absolutely correct PIMP - I am a girl and i wuold love to do who ever i want without being judged

#56

Yeah, you're right...she's wearing a shiny copper colored strapless bra.

Doesn't everyone dance like that??????

Goofy Bitch.

51, did any one comment on whether she was flabby or not? i didn't think so. most are saying how she needs to put a damn bra on.

don't be such a dumb fuck & quit using "u" instead of "you". you're not texting your super awesome 13 year old girlfriends.

Her choreographer needs to be shot! I cant believe she actually thinks convulsing around violently looks semi-normal. She looks like a psychotic monkey thingie straight out of the jungle.

Is there nothing better to put on this site than that crapy video? WTC!!!

Questionable talent but extremely fuckable.

#63 - so, did you write your senator and tell him or her to impeach Bush? Because those soldiers died for NOTHING.

Well jumping around like a lunatic or a monkey will make your clothes go up/down... or simple just come off------------ I suppose.

Also........ why does she stand/dance like Whoopie Goldberg walks... legs all bowed out.. not really bending the knees or moving the upper thigh to move... just sorta moving back and forth with the whole body side to side....... very monkey-like.... just asking.

47- fuck you and get your own name ya batshitcrazytwat.

This video reminds me of a redneck saying....
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't hit it's ass everytime it jumped.
I don't see how that's relevent, but I don't give a fuck.

And, Donald Trump wants to get Paris, Brit, and Lindsey their own version of the apprentice.

TITTAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't watch it. She still makes me sick. The only thing I'll watch with her is Dreamgirls so I can hear Jennifer Hudson sing "One Night Only." (still makes me tear up - snif, real talent does that to me.)

30 - People who say "haters" are even more pathetic than us. WE don't hate her, we just don't like her. BIG differnece.

I wouldn't pay shit to see her, I wouldn't pay shit to see Madonna. Why, when we can go downtown, pay 15 buck and see a great hardcore or blues band while sitting down, enjoying a drink and being able to see their faces while the PLAY THIER INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!

Wow...How many fans do you guys have? Beyonce has millions so she must be doing something right. You all are just jealous and have nothing better to do except talk shit.

She can't dance. MAkes me wonder why Kelly Rowland left the group, Kelly who could dance and has a smoking body.

Methinks Bey was a little threatened....but then again, I could just be talking out of my ass.

Notice how all the little babygirls say "jealous" all the time. Here's how Merriam-Webster defines jealousy:

1 a: intolerant of rivalry or unfaithfulness
b: disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness
2: hostile toward a rival or one believed to enjoy an advantage
3: vigilant in guarding a possession

Hmmm, well since none of us is dating her, #1 a or b doesn't apply. We're not competing with her so #2 doesn't apply. She has nothing that we want so #3 doesn't apply (well maybe her bank account but whatever.)

So, find another word lil girls. How about "you're a bunch of assholes" or maybe the great "scumbag" or "douchebag" will suffice. How about we just don't like that type of boring-assed, over-produced, shoved-down-your-throat-by-incessant-radio-play "music", but don't use the word jealous.

Even MADONNA learned how to play the guitar.

Use your imaginations when calling us names, please. Will someone please call me an asshole, please?????

Agreed, Kelly Rowland = much more talented than Beyonce.

Know what disturbs me the most? All these slutty, funky ass outfits were designed by her mother. Who would want their daughter to look like that?

She's like Libe-fucking-race with those UGLY ASSED OUTFITS. Actually HE looked better.

Wow, the extent of human egoism is astounding. To actually assume that those are "designs." All the sheep will be wearing that crap to the bad night clubs in the city. Glad I ain't one of em' I'm only a sheep to the FISH, and even then ......

Who cares, I'd do her. & what's up with the people in the room making racist comments...this is 2007, I thought we had come further than that.

@82
Can I kiss your asshole?

85 Dookie

I am laughing hysterically at your naivetee. It's so refreshing. We have come nowhere. WE are just as depraved as a society as we ever were, even worse. We've just managed to disguise our blatant prejudice because we want to make money.

I don't care for racist comments and I try really hard not to make them but, well, most of the time the comments are made to incite riots in the room (the FISH room).

In my opinion, I thing the racism thing is gettng worse, only it shifts from race to race as time goes by.

And #86, yes, you may. Here's the rasperry jam. (mua)

How does she get such a nice looking stomach? Her jumping was stupid but the dance she was doing when her dress went up was ok since she's always doing that. =P

Can we ever have a post with a person of color without someone making a derrogatory remark about their race? This site is so racist it's ridiculous.

83 I agree..I can't believe her parents support her acting like that. I think Beyonce is extremely talented..but her disgusting behavior overshadows that. Sex sales, so she sold herself out for sales. She is pretty pathetic and will do just about anything to stay in the public eye. She's like a dog.

Typical big nose big lips big ass black digging for all the gold she can get before everyone gets sick of her.

80, i have a hell of a lot of fans, they just don't know it yet.

your point is moot because even people like David Duke have fans. it means nothing. go along now & sign up for Beyonce's fan club. you are not welcome here.

yes, her mom designs that shit, but again, beyonce is almost 30, right? she's a big girl. her mom is just like all the other showbiz moms pimpin out their kids to make a dollar.

p.s. check out the clothes she makes http://www.shophouseofdereon.com/shop.php

the fact that a $50 tanktop is marked down to $9.99 is testament that no one buys this shit, even at 10 bucks. and nice swimsuits for $125. these people are delusional!

Ok ..i viewed the video... didn't want to .. but its like a car wreck and just cant help yourself ...anyWHO.. is that some sort of trible dance she does??? Whats up with that?

#90.. big nose? gold digging? are you confusing blacks with jews? like that rat faced jew looking aguilera... thats who i hate

This woman/girl is fucking RETARDED!

she dance like somebody with a pile of red head ants in her underwears

Its true.. nobody likes Beyonce.

That vid is one of the million reasons why.

um, the last time I (and many others) checked, Beyonce did have fat rolls.

"Can we ever have a post with a person of color without someone making a derrogatory remark about their race? This site is so racist it's ridiculous."

I don't know. Why don't you ask that to the 0.002 % of trolls who come on here and pretend to be racist to get a rise out of people.
Your fucking logic is stunning. I guess USA must be a racist country since some of the people who live there are racist. I guess planet Earth as a whole must be "sooo totally racist" and we should all be equally ashamed even though we haven't done anything personally, but about 2% of billions of people actually make racial remarks.

You realise most people will never take you seriously in life now that you've said you think beyonce is talented. LOL
Did you not WATCH the video? I feel sorry for you since you are obviously deaf AND blind (or just stupid)

If you IDIOTS are offended by "slutty outfits" then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? GO BITCH SOMEWHERE ELSE. Pick Jennifer or Angelina and go and fight about them since there are a lot of lame people who spend every waking minute doing that and taking it as seriously as you are taking this site and the stupid remarks.

Her slutty outfits bother me because a.) they are just fucking ugly and trashy looking. b.) her mother would dress her like that. Despite her age, its bothersome that her mum would do that.

figures that your name would be Tiffany

BEYONCE IS NOT WEARING A BRA, SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING SHE HAD A WIND MACHINE BLOWING ON HER, SO SHE KNEW THAT THE WIND WOULD BLOW UP THIS FAMILY DOLLAR OUTFIT. MY SISTER SENT A COMPLAINT TO THE FCC BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT HER SON ATTENDED ONE OF BEYONCE'S CONCERTS AND KIND OF LOOKS UP TO HER. THE FCC WILL PUT BEYONCE AND MATTHEW GREEDY SELVES BACK IN PLACE.

this girl is too funny!

Whatever this FUR wearing bitch does I HATE her. I hope she falls and breaks her neck or that a gang of chinchilla or mink come and gnaw holes in her ugly face. EVIL EVIL BITCH.

Lol, what is she doing trying to dance like a donkey. I don't like her songs - it's my tastes - but seriously.....she can't dance, she should have lessons for that...she looks like an insane freak

reading most of these comments are just sad. BEYONCE is a very gifted performer, singer, actress, and lets not forget businesswoman. She has her own clothing line and does a lot with the underpriviledged. If most of the people on here wern't so ignorant they would know that the dance she does for her vido de ja vu was a tribute to the late and great Josephine Baker. Why talk about race and call her names when there are many other celeberties out there that are on drugs or waiting on court cases you just don't see everybody and there mom talking shit about them. Lets get real and know the facts!

Beyonce IS BEAUTIFUL and a good role model unlike a lot of celeberties right now!

Umm... does anyone actually go and see Beyonce anymore? Because, nobody cares. She needs to bang Timbaland like Justin did and get a comeback and put some actually catchy tunes on our radio stations, aside from those orgasmic sounds she made with Shakira. Literally, orgasmic. Yeah.

same hollywodHOEshit different pile.

Seriously. I'm a 17 year old white guy that listens to rock music and I have to say that you guys are wrong. Whether you like her albums or not, you have to admit that she is doing something right. All of her albums have had many number one hits and (I'm sure, but don't really know) have at least gone platinum. She has millions of fans and (at least where I live, Cleveland) has sold out concerts. I think that people saying otherwise are just ignorant. What I'm saying is, she's won grammies, acted in movies, including DreamGirls, sold millions of albums, has a clothing line (I got that from previous comments) and more.

On another note, I find it laughable that people who don't like her are just "jealous." People are allowed to have there own opinions. And people saying that she is doing this to stay in the limelight is also laughable. I've never seen stories saying "Beyonce runs out on interview four times" or "Beyonce crashed a car and had possession of crack." So her shirt flew open, big whoop, does that mean she did it because she knew that it would go onto YouTube? Probably not.

Please don't take my age as a factor while reading my comment, I don't even like her songs, and it seems that my comment is smarter then a lot of the other comments here...

i totally agree

Wow. I don't care if she has rolls or not, I don't even really care that her shirt blew up and her ta ta's showed. I think it is stupid that someone wrote the FCC and has a child that "sort of looks up to her". When are we going to learn that celebs are NOT the best role models for our children? Good grief.

And there will be racist people...less and less from what I experience, but I would rather have someone be openly racist than lie and be PC any day.

I always thought she was beautiful...and think she's got a great voice, but her recent music sucks. Most pop music sucks right now.

True this place is for placing comments regardless of what they are. But LMAO!!! I am so sorry but what has the world come to? PPL call this talent nowadays?? the choreography absolutely could not stand to suck any harder and what the HELL was she wearing? What happened to people ACTUALLY WEARING CLOTHES AND STILL LOOKING SEXY??!! Jesus i dont give a shit what anyone says, this is NOT A ROLEMODEL. And i dont wanna hear any of that "she has to dance (or whatever you call those spasms) around half naked to make money" shit. She looks like an outright good old fashioned hoebag. Like she should be wearing a big ass scarlett letter "A" on her chest. Comon pretty soon it will be common for everyone to wak around naked. Then when walking around naked goes out of style, We will have to start peeling the flesh off our bones to be sexy, because less is sexy. OMG, please help us all.

pobre beyonce

Those people who are calling Beyonce a slut are just jealous!
I don't like it that she wears fur, no! But everyone's sending comments here to say she's a whore because her top blew up. If she really was a whore, she'd let it blow up and hope her bra fell down so everyone could see her breasts! But she didn't. She held her top down!
She works out. She's happy with her body so she knows she'll look good in a dress or something short! So why are you all calling her a slut and that she just wants attention? I bet most of you people calling her names are fat losers sitting in your chairs calling celebrities whores to make you feel better!

looks like Be-bounce-cee is trying to one up Janet J.'s superbowl uh-ooo. Or was she two up'n her?

You guys saying some race hate. Grow up, and get lives!

FOR THE LAST TIME PEOPLE...SHE IS WEARING A FRIGGING BRA!!!!!
PLEASE GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER.

Her songs sucks. She sucks. The only reason why people go to her concerts is coz she's barely clothed.

@103 (Kam). You want to know what evil is? Evil is someTHING who talks the way that you were just talking.

(108) - I think you are so smart. Not because I read the stuff you wrote, but because you say it yourself: "I don't even like her songs, and it seems that my comment is smarter then a lot of the other comments here..."

How can you argue with that?

(113) - Thank you, superstar, you just clarified what exactly is wrong with US of A: "I bet most of you people calling her names are fat losers sitting in your chair"

I would so hit that ass. She would be juicy and hot and sweaty in bed.

That's all.

Dam Im a big fan of Beyonce's music,but I'm really losin respect for her.
I think she should dedicate her lyrics ,Nasty put some clothes on' to herself.
What happened to the 'Independent woman' Beyonce?Shes so independent she dont even depend on clothes no more?Sit yo fat ass down girl!

To all of u ignorant 'judges' who know shit bout quality and music,Beyonce is a very gifted singer.How's that?CUZ NOBODY IN THIS WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD CAN COPY HER VOICE. everybody can do christina aguilera,shakira, and co.NOBODY CAN DO BEYONCE. Thats why she's special.And cuz she also has fans that only like her cuz shes pretty and got ass dont give u no right to say she's not talented.

According to num.***106*** everybody should start workin with timbaland and make the SAME OLD SHIT forever,and never come up with new styles. timbaland was hot when he was workin with Aaliyah. all this new gay shit sounds the same.yes he is a genuis and hes worth respect,but he only makes SELLABLE music now.

I would like to say to all of you haters. Respect other people's gangsta. Stop ridin on there swager and get ya own. Don't hate so what her tits were out so what she fell the one thing that counts is that her wallet is bigger than all of yours, she pretty and nice so bite the f-ck off her swag.

Like she cares about showing her ass. I mean really. She walks around with half of it hanging out all the time. But I gotta say she is really good at self promotion. How else could someone with as little talent as her get to where she is.

LoL it's hilarious how people still think Beyonce doesn't lip sink after she fell down the stairs but somehow she kept singing... Her concerts are a waste of money, she can't dance, shes ugly, shes fat and clearly she can't sing

Hey if you zoom in on her tits you will eventually see nipple lol

this bitch is just looking for attention. yea, first of all y da hell would u wear something like that for a song that has u jumpin. thats stupid and she gettin stupidier by the minute. and then her response for this was, "i was wearing a skin toned bra" wat kind of answer is that. yea, we sure u were. she lying out her stupid ass. she wanted to flash cuz as soon as she walked up and started shaking, the wind blew her top up. now if she had just walked up and the wind blew it up, now we would have considered that a malfunction. this shyte was planned. they way how she moving, I wont b surprised if another "malfunction" would happened.

I have always said that B is overrated. But let her make all the money she can. because when she turn 40 she going to be to fat to do anything but, have babies and be a wife. Now my comments on the mother's clothes line which cares B 's name on it to make the sales."NO ONE IS BUYING THE SHIT". The line is not sold here. I have looked just for the hell of it. None of the department stores are carry the shit. It not welcome here. When your out and about check out women and see what there wearing.IT NOT THE HOUSE OF DERON!

I watched that concert that day and she was so professional with the wardrobe malfunction. I don't know why people say shes fat? she has made an opening for people who is curvaceous and unique with their sound and moves. I'm sick of seeing girls who have bones sticking out their bodies, might as well book a meeting with their Mortician’s.

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First of all, this is NEWS? She still had on more clothes than Britney at the VMA's! One clip and she can't dance? Before anyone says something dumb like that, look in the mirror and dance, then watch a Beyonce video and then come back and make a comment about someone's dancing. ENVY is a straight mutha... probably a bunch of old tired soccer moms making comments on here

I'm not gonna rip on Beyonce but WHAT IS UP with the fake “band”? Performing has become such a joke in all that is REAL.

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BEYONCE you are the quenn artist.You are beautiful,smart,you have voice ..you are the best..I love u very much.And i wish u to be wealth,and to be like this..I love u.:-*

Im more a Rihanna or Christina Milian fan but Beyonce's not so bad either.

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i think she is super talented... i went to her concert and it was superb... she is one of this generations best performes ... this video was very bad quality and made her off .. but she wasnt... her top was a fleshy coloured bra and she had boy shorts on... other people like mariah carey just wear bathing suits on stage but beyonce cover her bathing suit with a dress type thing... but i do agree this outfit is really bad... but anyways i find it so weord that people hate her because she doesnt have that many hits.. ( i think that she is 10 times better live then on CD/radio and any other non-live recordings)

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