Aug 31 2007Ashton Kutcher is a woman

Phirst!

What a man's man.

He is not a woman. He's peacocking, standing out from the other guys, and he's doing a great job at it.

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Sexy!! lol He's hot and she's a milf, its ok.

Alright I'm bored fuck this

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That needs an intervention........

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Nice pants Frodo Baggins. All he needs are hairy feet.

only some cracka bees dressin' like dat! all da cracka mens bees faggoty faggots.

*SHRIEKS!!!!!*

GAY-PRI PANTS!

the guy snatched Demi Moore. He could paint his toenails and he'd still be the man...with painted toenails..my point is Demi Moore.

maybe next time he should try a higher temp on the dryer-- shants posh!

what a terd

fist!!

~ 420 ~

Sorry, I'm jealous of him, he is doing Demi Moore...He could be in make-up and wearing a dress and i'd still be envious, becasue he is doing Demi Moore.

not a surprise. we all know demi is the real man in this relationship.

Dude, where's your tan? Get some sun.

People with ugly feet should not wear flip-flops.

no comment other than FAG

Fish makes it sound like it's a bad thing when a guy wears capri pants and a blouse.

I bet he's wearing pretty panties too.

Fucking your mom doesn't make you "the man." Killing your dad does. If Ashton can kill Bruce Willis, ok, he's the man. More realistically, if he lands even one punch, he becomes a non-wuss. But don't hold your breath...

He better be wearing SOMETHING under those capris...

They are linen!

and wouldn't they actually be considered clam-diggers? Capris are usually just under the knee.

I'm surprised he isn't wearing those fucking Crocs and carrying a Fag Bag.
Murph--would these be considered Pedal Pushers?

Murph your are so the fashion expert. You would be correct, clam-diggers not capris. My capris are also have a tighter fit to them.

Jrz...

Actually...they probably would be. And croc's would be an improvement. at least then we wouldnt have to suffer through looking at his feet.

And the winner is........................Jrzymommy.

From Wiki...
Pedal pushers are men's calf-length trousers that were popular during the 1950s. Often cuffed, they are related in style to the Capri pants.

The name originates from the style being originally worn by cyclists.

lol. TT, I went to school for Fashion. I ended up realizing it is not what I thought it would be, and am currently working on a business degree.

Manpris. To go with his mangina.

Good morning, Tranny.

Not buying tampons *with* Demi ... buying tampons *for* Demi. That will mark the day his penis falls off.

He must have left his man purse in his trailer.

Aww come on, he was stranded on a deserted Island adn had to cut the bottoms off to make maxi pads for Demi.

Come on, Demi doesn't need tampons any more.

i'm quite surprised to see how many guys think "doing demi moore" is somehow a good thing.
Guys, she looks like a tragic trannie. Her vagina is atrophied and dry, and causes great pain during sex. She farts, and ashen, gray clouds of sulphur begin to eclipse ambient light.

Okay, I'm not sure about the farting thing, but the rest is true.

until I saw this pic, I didn't even know he was gay.

#27-just read your comment form yesterday. Yes, Manhattan is a grid, until you get to the West Village, where I lived in the early 90's. And even a grid loses it's inherent order when one is on acid.

His capri pants could even qualify as coullottes or even gauchos.

Gosh, he's purty!

For a little entertainment, here's a "Celeb Kids Quiz", with childhood photos of most of our favorite girls. Demi's is rather scary.

http://gerport.com/celebQuiz/

And TT, what about that pic?

32. I guess. But then again I haven't done acid since the 70s. Glad you made it home alive.

Oh. my. God *shudders* First the hideous hats, now this???!!!

I truly dislike this chap.

Those are not capri pants, they are clam diggers or beach pants. And that style of pants can be completely acceptable in some contexts. I have a khaki colored pair that I wear over my swim suit when we go for beers after the beach.

I kinda dig the shirt, is that a "Guster" shirt? they had a hummingbird on the cover of their album and I've got buddies with shirts that have the same bird.

also, he's not only doing Demi Moore and in good shape, but is an awesome step dad...dude's a man in my book

Those are nice MAN-pris

He's wearing man-pris!

I think it's sad that someone as young as he is has to wear a strap-on. Damn! those things are unwieldy and cumbersome anyway and you always have to remember the lube.

He's a fayeg!

After looking at this photo, WEARING TOE-SLIPPERS I'm damn sure he is one:

A FAGGOT!!

Ashton sports that low-testosterone level beard when off the set so that way he looks older and the age gap between him and Demi is not so apparent. It is pretty clear to me that Demi was the one to propose that idea! I mean, I used to think Ashton was cool because of the whole MILF thing he had going on, but when he said that stupid shit about men being "better then handbags but less then shoes" or whatever that whole "accessory" metaphor was about I realized he's been turned out by Demi. That's his karma for creating a show that alludes to the horror of prison rape.

Jesus those are the wrong pants for someone with no legs. His knees and hips are even with the woman next to him even though he's much taller. And they make him look Japanese for some reason.

What's worse is that he has webbed toes, and there he goes showing them off with flip flops. Ewwwwwwww.

I'm so sick of this guy ..when is he going to grow the fuck up~

First off, men should not be allowed to wear anything containing the words "flip" and/or "flop".

Secondly, I own those flip-flops. I am a woman.

Still haven't figured it out yet, huh Bonzo? Go back to '95.

What's next? Speedos and a rainbow shirt............

I think this is a big gag scene where he loses his clothes and has to borrow some from a gal in the film..? Oh? That is funny? ha ha ha?

I've always hated this guy. I always thought it was because he was a talentless dolt. But now I have a better idea of why I hate him.

Man-pris for his mangina ... Classic, Mrs. T. Best one today.

His wardrobe advisor ought to be jumping out from behind a trailer now, yelling "Ashton, you got punk'd!"

HOLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??

DID I JUST SEE AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE GEORGIA RULE MOVIE? WHAT THE FUCK, FISH? ARE YOU THAT HARD UP FOR CASH, OR DO YOU NOT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR SITE ANYMORE?

That the worst sellout I've seen since Madonna decided to become a parent. Mr. Fish, you should be so ashamed of yourself. Don't ever post another article about LiHo ever again. at this point, you might as well put on some man-pris like Ashton did, you spineless, hypocritical twatwaffle!

The average age of menopause is 51. Demi is about eight or nine years away from that.

Asston is a tampon!

They're also known as high water pants. That's a nasty look, especially with the flip flops and questionable feet.

wedgeone: nice catch - I didn't look at the ads (never do). That's the problem with Fish trying to make money with ad space: unless he writes the commentary, 99% of us aren't going to look. Lindsay may be insane but she's very very pretty and Jrz's comment on the car chase was WONDERFUL. Jrz said "hit the glass" -( It's funnier when she says it - Dear God, I just can't tell a joke like she can) and some guy yesterday said "whoa is me" so now I smile all the way to work.

he's pussywhipped and been brainwashed by manly man Demi

Can't believe no one had mentioned the Mario Testino add that has Demi applying bright red lipstick to her man's(?) lips. Is that what he meant when he was quoted as saying men want to be told they are scruffy and rugged by their women?

I said this yesterday and it's even more true today!*

"What a pussy-whipped cock sucking bastard!! His old woman really fucked up his mind...not to mention having Bruce hanging around all the time breathing down his neck! But still it bears repeating "What a pussy-whipped cock sucking bastard!!"

*Yesterday's #80

Hey! That's MY shirt!

What's worse than that? Having to be Bruce Willis and seeing that poosay kutcher slobbering in your hot ex's mouth and dry humping her while you're trying to catch fish for a Vanity Fair photo shoot.

#12 - he ain't doing Demi Moore.

Demi Moore is doing him with a big black strap-on.

Then she makes him wear tampons up his ass during the day.

That's why he's the bitchy little pussy he is today.

#30 - no, the farting thing is actually true. I've seen it from a distance. It's not pretty!!!

Maybe he hasn't enough money for longer pants.

Whats even scarier to me than him wearing manpris, or whatever they're called, is how wide those suckers are. They're like bell bottom manpris. He is about as appealing as Danny Bonaduce (gag!) to me at this point. And to think I salivated over him just a few years ago! Demi & Ashton together is the equivalent to me of how some people feel about what Kfed did to Britney. I'm just surprised he didn't change his name to ASHTON MOORE! Barf!

His mother dressed him funny.

Or, his mother dresses him funny. WHATEVER!

The girl next to him is REALLY badly dressed and she seems to have had a hard time changing her hair color to match her shoes !!!!!!!!!

#67 - "Demi & Ashton together is the equivalent to me of how some people feel about what Kfed did to Britney."

You're telling me that Kfed fucked Britney in the ass with a 12 inch strapon, all the time donkey punching her and making her scream "I'm your bitch"?

Because that's apparently what Demi is doing to little Ms. Ashton here.

In Europe men wear these all the time its not big deal, even big tough skinhead type men wear these capri length.

Sweet Jesus. He is a woman.

I have those same pants. Why is Ashton Kutcher wearing effing Juicy Couture? Maybe it helps his vagina breathe better, who knows.

love demi moore but i gotta admit ashton kutcher turned into the ugliest guy after he got with her...

WALKING ON TOE-SLIPPERS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAN, YOU'RE REALY A BIG ASS HOLE!!

funny! :) he still looks good though :)

The outfit looks like Britney picked it out and even at that he still looks handsome and he has Demi... So really does it matter what he wears

you should know this first that capri pants were worn by fishers ( most of the time men) and in the fifties en sixties worn by women...try tobe informed next time before writing...

"In Europe men wear these all the time its not big deal, even big tough skinhead type men wear these capri length. "

Yeah, well European "men" are fucking faegs!

This is nothing too loud. its very common these days and it is indeed very relaxing. Http://www.kitchenhandmixer.org

ashton kutcher has an alive-and-kicking career? what ELSE does he do besides the camera commercials?

---Wonder if Kuchar will EVER have the nerve to
break ranks and spill about Hollywood's cover job and
decades of financial 'involvements' with the most
awesome ---and unoutted --genocidal regime in history
---across the Pacific.
ABSOLUTELY TRUE KIDS!

NOT looking good.