Aug 15 2007Anne Hathaway is totally inappropriate
I don't know what's going on in these pictures of Anne Hathaway vacationing in Italy, but it looks really inappropriate. Well, if you consider giving your boyfriend a blowjob in front of his friends inappropriate. But really why would you? Huh, grandma? Are you some sort of prude? Maybe you'd be happier if she was wearing a one piece and covering up with a towel? Man, you old geezers are so out of touch. This is what kids do these days. They have sex in public. They also kick defenseless pets, murder babies, and break into your home to do drugs right on your bed. And it's all because of video games.
A ton more of Anne Hathaway being a great girlfriend after the jump.
NOTE: I can't actually tell if she's giving him a blowjob, but their positioning and his expression speak volumes. Plus I like making stuff up about complete strangers with absolutely no proof. So there's also that.

Reader Comments
1. Goodman - August 15, 2007 1:44 PM
Three time first winner in one day FIRST
2. Connie - August 15, 2007 1:44 PM
SECOND! ...or fifth!
3. xdredo - August 15, 2007 1:46 PM
5th
4. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 15, 2007 1:47 PM
in the picture where she's kissing his boob, he's obviously about to like it! nice trouser snake.
speaking of geezers, how old is this guy? he looks older than my dad and probably her dad too.
i especially love how she's burying her head in his crotch & he's on the cell phone.
5. K - August 15, 2007 1:48 PM
she's so friggin pale. gross.
6. hitan - August 15, 2007 1:50 PM
That's not Anne Hathaway, this ( http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/anne-hathaway-bikini-frisky-candids-09.jpg ) is clearly Michael Jackson!
7. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 1:50 PM
If this guy is getting a hummer, why is he on the phone? Is she that bad that he is bored. Actually Anne Hathaway is not the first person that comes to mind when I want a blow job.
8. melrose - August 15, 2007 1:50 PM
how the hell old is he?
9. Bill Clinton - August 15, 2007 1:51 PM
wow what a lucky bastard ! oral from Anne Hathaway and he has pictures to prove it ! HIGH FIVE !
10. Robert - August 15, 2007 1:53 PM
I like the bottom left picture, she's looking at the cameraman and thinking, "Oh crap did they take a picture of me giving a BJ ?"
11. pointandlaugh - August 15, 2007 1:55 PM
AWESOME
12. Chirst on a Crotch - August 15, 2007 1:55 PM
OK, now that is just tacky. Otherwise,
party on dude!
13. SHallow Val - August 15, 2007 1:59 PM
SHe certainly has the mouth for it. That chick could probably fit 6 sliders and a corndog in that cakehole of hers.
If that's what she's doing, she is probably trying to hard to please him. He's probably on the phone with the photographer telling him, "yeah, yeah, ok, GO!"
Unless he's on with his wife.
14. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 1:59 PM
Look at pic #4, she's sucking his nipple. God I love when women do that to me, makes me feel so girlie.
15. Camp - August 15, 2007 2:00 PM
Jesus Christ, she is so fucking white that her birthstone has to be chalk.
16. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 2:01 PM
@13....all I need is your email address. :-)
17. Italian Stallion - August 15, 2007 2:04 PM
Is she the new spokes-model for Hummer?
18. P911GT10C - August 15, 2007 2:06 PM
if she is indeed sucking this guy's cock in public, I have a newfound respect for her.
19. veggi - August 15, 2007 2:09 PM
In pic #4, he's got a chubby..... and his fucking "porno hip" pose gives away the fact that he's a complete assmuncher.
20. adeliza - August 15, 2007 2:10 PM
You guys think that guy is old? Geeeezzzzzzzz
21. meow - August 15, 2007 2:10 PM
So, unless he is hung like a moose, there is absolutely no way he is qactually getting a hummer. And although he doesn't look "small" in the nipple kissing pic, she still couldn't reach unless she was just licking it like the *pickle girl* clip they keep showing on 'The Soup'.
22. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 2:10 PM
@19........it's a cute little hard-on.
23. Goodman - August 15, 2007 2:11 PM
It's official Disney will not let there be a Princess Diaries 3
24. Natty - August 15, 2007 2:13 PM
Damn, I used to like her. I didn't know she was just another tramp. Next thing I know, you'll have pictures of Britney Spears vajayjay on here.
Oh wait....
25. Border Patrol - August 15, 2007 2:14 PM
Does she swallow?
Looks like shes washing it down with some mexican soda...
I guess you would have to hit the face because there is no ass to work with at all.
Her and Pee Wee Herman have the same hips.
Who is this plain Jane anyway?
26. my comment - August 15, 2007 2:15 PM
picture #5 just turned me off sex for the rest of my life!
27. Screaming Meat Nugget - August 15, 2007 2:16 PM
Wow. She looks like a hottie in picture #7. I love my women when they look mentally retarded.
28. bubba lubdubski - August 15, 2007 2:18 PM
this site pretty much sums this "blow" up in a nice little nutshell..
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3453
29. Italian Stallion - August 15, 2007 2:19 PM
Picture #4 looks like Joe Francis and this casper bitch is definately gone wild........
30. my comment - August 15, 2007 2:19 PM
Her skills can't be all that if he's yakking on the phone while she's playing his flute.
uhhhhnnnnn!
31. iburl - August 15, 2007 2:19 PM
Who is he calling, the paparazzi? "Hey Guys! On th boat! I'm gettin' blown! Yeah!"
32. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 2:22 PM
Come on, she's sucking him... heehee! I mean unless she is just laying on his lap...with her mouth going up and down on his cock.... or something.
33. fabulous - August 15, 2007 2:23 PM
Unless his dick is in his chest, there is no Lewinsky action going on in these pics. She's probably trying to hide from the pesky cameras. Leave her alone, she's fabulous. Must be a slow news day for The Superficial because they're creating a false story with, even worse, pictures to show how ridiculous these claims are. I'm going back to Perez Hilton.
34. my comment - August 15, 2007 2:25 PM
Who is she?
35. fuck - August 15, 2007 2:26 PM
fabulous? not so much.
Yeah, she's blowin him. She's holding her hair back...... a sure sign. And I know this, well, becuase I give a nice blow job.
36. joe - August 15, 2007 2:28 PM
I bet these pics wont be up for long...
PS I still think she is way hot.
37. LayDeeBug - August 15, 2007 2:29 PM
#16, Texas, how do I do that without invoking a bunch of retards??? Oh, I'll give you my other email, the junk email! (not that you are junk an anyway, batting eyelashes)
aqualuvbug@yahoo.com
38. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 15, 2007 2:30 PM
33, did you come here for legitimate news? jesus h you're a moron.
anyway, i looked this dude up. In People, it says he's 27. that has to be a typo cause he is in no way a day younger than 40.
39. Victor - August 15, 2007 2:30 PM
#33 you do that, go back to Perez Hilton. I find it funny you are being a twat about the story. Who gives a fuck what Superficial is saying. Give it up, and quit being a douche rod.
40. doodie - August 15, 2007 2:31 PM
where's the shot of him punching her on the back of the head and the part when the rest of his greek or whatever they are friends come into the scene to gangbang her?
41. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 2:33 PM
You have mail................
42. Silo333 - August 15, 2007 2:33 PM
I want to know who the chick is lying next them watching. If Anne Hathaway was working my knob with another chick watching, I'd have to concentrate like hell not to blow my load inside 30 seconds!
43. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 15, 2007 2:34 PM
victor, wow, i've never heard you say something that didn't mention drinking douche water.
44. Goodman - August 15, 2007 2:34 PM
33 ........shut the fuck up
45. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 2:37 PM
LayDeeBug.....it didn't go thru, address is closed.
46. Victor - August 15, 2007 2:40 PM
#43....drink my cum you stupid douche rod. I am the real Victor so change your sorry as name already you sorry pathetic ass hair.
47. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 2:46 PM
LayDeeBug...................email me.
autry718@neb.rr.com
48. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 15, 2007 2:47 PM
how about i don't since i've been using in for a few weeks.
and what's a "sorry as name"?
49. girl - August 15, 2007 2:49 PM
Dear Anne,
I think you are lovely. But, I don't think this guy likes you as much as you obviously adore him. His body language is all off and funky-like. If someone as lovely as you is cuddling up to him, and your face is lighting up when he chunks you the affection-crumb of touching your face, he should buy a damned clue and do that stuff a whole lot more. But, he doesn't appear to be in the market for clues. Or a waxer or nose job, for that matter.
I hope he's not the db he appears to be on camera, for your sake.
Stay pretty and happy,
girl
50. someone - August 15, 2007 2:52 PM
in picture 6 it looks like she peed herself, that's hot 8)
51. someone - August 15, 2007 2:53 PM
i mean picture 9
52. Paris Hilton - August 15, 2007 2:53 PM
WHAT A BITCH!!! how dare she outdoing me like that.
i'll know tommorow i'll suck off 2 great danes on the beach that will show her!!!
53. gotmilk? - August 15, 2007 3:01 PM
52 disgusting visual yet hilarious.
54. whatever - August 15, 2007 3:03 PM
#49 - have to agree with you. Whenever I see pics of them, he looks like he's just along for the ride. And she looks like a puppy in love. Picture 5 looks like she's forcing him to put his arm around her.
This girl needs a more attentive boyfriend. She's freakin Anne Hathaway. She could have a line of men competing for her.
Oh yeah...FIRST!!!
55. veggi - August 15, 2007 3:04 PM
Is that her dad?
56. steve - August 15, 2007 3:04 PM
Kinda looks like a young Garry Shandling.
57. Robiscus - August 15, 2007 3:09 PM
Wow - look at how flat her feet are! She's got duck feet.
58. jrzmommy - August 15, 2007 3:09 PM
Now, I'm not a dude, but.....I dont' think I'd want a bj from her or her nose.
59. Dizzybenny - August 15, 2007 3:10 PM
WOW! that a very white woman.
does she use the sun screan muber 5 000?
and totally agree with 49,52,54.
60. justplainconfused - August 15, 2007 3:16 PM
Jon Lovitz has lost weight. Anne must go for funny.
61. kristina - August 15, 2007 3:16 PM
in one picture he kind of looks like joe francis
62. mag - August 15, 2007 3:17 PM
wow, from that third BJ pic from top, looks like he must got a really big *thingie* considering how far her head is from his crotch :P
so much for the good girl image..
63. Donald - August 15, 2007 3:18 PM
I hate people who say she is too white, Her skin is perfect ! Milky smooth ! love it !
64. Pikachelsea - August 15, 2007 3:20 PM
Wow... she has the weirdest body ever. It's like it's trying so hard to be fat, but isn't quite there yet. Gross stomach and terrifyingly pale skin. BLEH.
65. Harry - August 15, 2007 3:21 PM
I'm cool with her in general, but get turned off whenever I see this guy. He's some Italian businessman who's being sued for embezzling millions of dollars from some billonaire, purportedly to pay for lavish vacations like this for her. Which makes me think she's just another high maintenance tramp, which she most definitely doesn't come across as. There's just something wrong about this relationship.
66. joe - August 15, 2007 3:23 PM
@62
Her good girl image went out the window in the movie Havoc.
67. Kim Kardashian - August 15, 2007 3:24 PM
He's white. There's no way his cock extends all the way up to where her mouth is. She's not giving him a blowjob.
68. El-Coyote - August 15, 2007 3:27 PM
You know if that were real the paparazzi would have given a dick shot...
Thankfully... It does not look real.....
66 - amen... that is the one with bejou(sp) phillip right?
69. smegma - August 15, 2007 3:29 PM
She doesn't have a beach body. In fact, she might be at her best having sex under low lighting while still partially clothed, to minimize the cadaver-fucking aspect.
70. joe - August 15, 2007 3:30 PM
@66 - Yep
71. Jack Nicholson - August 15, 2007 3:32 PM
Nice tits. Out of all the joker-mouthed chicks (her, Cameron Diaz, the Olson ghastlies, etc), I'd stick it in her first. Her mouth could fit the twig and the berries, easily. Maybe 2 sets, so bring a friend (you hear me, Victor & Bite Me???).
72. veggi - August 15, 2007 3:39 PM
Not a bad week. First there was Hayden Panettiere for the younger sister lesbian encounter fantasy, and now here's Anne for the older sister fantasy. Both are virgins. Perfect.
73. doodie - August 15, 2007 3:41 PM
whatever she's doing, she is obviously whoring herself out and should be ashamed of herself. i will never watch the princess diaries again....without my cock in my hand that is
74. Paris Hilton - August 15, 2007 3:42 PM
1) Why is she with David Brenner?
2) Yeah, she's giving him head. She moved her hair out of the way in Pic 3.
3) If anyone would know, it's me.
75. wedgeone - August 15, 2007 3:45 PM
#15 - A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! AWESOME. ROTFL!
#54 - the easiest way for her to get more attention from her boyfriend would be to get a bit more sun (chalk ... still LMAO over that one) and a set of implants that aren't clownishly large.
Speaking of clownishly large implants, we haven't seen much of Pam Anderson on this site lately. Has she gone underground or something?
76. big - August 15, 2007 3:45 PM
i would tit fuck her in a heart beat
77. FRIST!!! - August 15, 2007 3:47 PM
I go to lunch and come back and she's STILL being inappropriate!!!
I wonder if she glows in the dark?
78. SoggyCelebs - August 15, 2007 3:48 PM
Meh...
She looks a lot better in front of the directors camera...
79. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 3:49 PM
Hey FRIST are you done packing?
80. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 3:50 PM
@76 How? She has to have them to fuck
81. Pic Hunter - August 15, 2007 3:51 PM
There are lots more pictures in this series, many from further out. There are lots of people around them, not just that one dude whose legs are in the top row of pictures. If she's blowing him, she's a wild exhibitionist, that's for sure! But I always assumed she's a fishmonger at heart...
82. jamie - August 15, 2007 3:53 PM
wow, she is really not at all attractive, even when she's fellating a dude.
83. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 3:55 PM
I bet FRIST is this fair-skinned. Let's reenact this pictures and find out! I promise I'll warn you ahead of time when...
84. rick james, bitch - August 15, 2007 3:56 PM
Eh nice little body but she needs to go out in the sun more. Too damn white.
85. wedgeone - August 15, 2007 3:57 PM
How would you know, exactly, if he came on her face?
86. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 3:58 PM
@83 Nice one troll. I know you are fair-skinned and would love to have the Anne Hathaway position.
87. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 3:59 PM
@85.........Damn I hate it when a guy does that, I like to swallow every drop.
88. Victor - August 15, 2007 4:02 PM
@86 Bite Me - you mean the one where she's about to jump off the boat and escape?
89. Sam - August 15, 2007 4:03 PM
The guy looks like a thin Jon Lovitz
90. Chauncey Gardner - August 15, 2007 4:04 PM
All actresses are dumber than we give them credit for, but this one would have to be extra-dumb to give a blowjob out in the open when she must certainly know that the paps are everywhere, shooting everything. Still, I hope this kind of shit hurts her career, because she's still a whore. That's what you call young chicks who cavort with rich old men on yachts - whores.
91. LayDeeBug - August 15, 2007 4:10 PM
47 OK done
92. I kinda felt sorry for the horse - August 15, 2007 4:12 PM
I feel bad for the guy next to them. He's on the yacht, so he must be some type of friend, and he has to lie there and pretend to be asleep while Joker mouth conjures up a ropey semen shake. He's praying that his hardon won't make his butt stick up too far as a giveaway (...I wonder what Texas Tranny will do with that line...). Poor guy. All he did was sign up for a 3-hour tour...a 3-hour tour...
93. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 4:13 PM
Wonderful
94. Valkyrie - August 15, 2007 4:17 PM
Chauncey I love the way you post. Testify! Tell is like it is!
95. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 4:19 PM
@88 Victor AKA troll, if it would mean that you were eaten by sharks and died a horrible slow death, then yes that would be the one
96. B. - August 15, 2007 4:23 PM
Have you people never heard of skin cancer? I say bravo to Anne Hathaway for not ruining her lovely skin. I suppose she could opt for that spray-on Mystic Tan stuff, but then you'd all crack on her for being too orange. She obviously can't win.
And she's so not giving him a blowjob. Please.
97. George - August 15, 2007 4:27 PM
Slurp, SLURP, SLURP!!!
98. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 4:30 PM
@96 There is a big differnce between skin cancer and being one shade above dead. I am not sure what closet you live in, but you can get a little color to your skin with out getting skin cancer.
And she may not be giving him a blow job, but she is doing something to Mr Happy. Take a look at the guys face. It is not the look of a guy talking to his stock broker
99. TS - August 15, 2007 4:33 PM
Goodman, 3 time "winner" of the biggest unoriginal dork of the day. The saddest part is that it probably really did make your day. Like you actually live for being first. I guarantee you dream about it at night. I said it before and I'll say it again...
ACT LIKE YOU"VE BEEN THERE BEFORE
You claiming to be the 3 time "winner" speaks volumes. YOu take it way beyond just the DORK level. What a KOOK.
100. Bern - August 15, 2007 4:36 PM
Was that dude really the first guy to post three different times in one day?
Does he just sit at his computer all day refreshing this page?
That is one Hell of an existence ... if you've had a lobotomy.
101. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 4:38 PM
@100 His real name is Navin R. Johnson and you should have seen him when the new phone books came out
102. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 4:40 PM
Hey Bern, what is wrong with the west coast? I kind of like it here
103. doodie - August 15, 2007 4:47 PM
i would trade all of my witty commentary if i could be a triple first poster for just one day. bravo goodman, you've done well.
104. TS - August 15, 2007 4:53 PM
#103...you're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.
105. Bite Me! - August 15, 2007 4:55 PM
TS That is Navin's brother
106. veggi - August 15, 2007 5:00 PM
Seriously, 3 times in one day. Can I suck your dick?
107. whatever - August 15, 2007 5:04 PM
And she may not be giving him a blow job, but she is doing something to Mr Happy. Take a look at the guys face. It is not the look of a guy talking to his stock broker
Oh God...OHHH GOD...tell me more about the stocks...what did the Dow close at? OH FUCK! YES, YES, YES! HIGHER DOW, HIGHER!!! CLOSE THAT BITCH EVEN HIGHER!!!
:-p
108. Victor - August 15, 2007 5:04 PM
I honestly can't believe someone posted first 3 times in one day. I've never been so impressed with anything in my entire life. If you want to have sex with my mother, I'm ok with it. Hell, you know what, If you want to do depraved things to my asshole, you may.
109. joe - August 15, 2007 5:15 PM
109th
110. El-Coyote - August 15, 2007 5:25 PM
All I got to say about that...
http://www3.kcn.ne.jp/~lovebuzz/anne_hathaway/anne_hathaway002.jpg
111. first - August 15, 2007 5:28 PM
FIRST!!!
112. El-Coyote - August 15, 2007 5:29 PM
OK.. I lied.. This too...
http://g-sw06rzix.clb1.com/?show=mokl12ie12bih0
113. Kareem OfWheat - August 15, 2007 5:31 PM
Ray Romano's in pretty good shape.
114. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 5:33 PM
#92 LOL fantastic... I was thinking the same thing! well, possibly not the 3 hour tour.
AND yes people, she probably not giving him a full on jobber, but she is teasing/playing with Mr. Winky in a lame attempt to get this asshole to really like her. Just like she is sucking his nipple later on. These pics are honestly hilarious- Good Job Mr. Superfish. They are nearly as good as the Harry Potter aka horsefocker ones.
115. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 5:34 PM
Oh and her body is too thin and too white.
the end.
116. whatever - August 15, 2007 5:36 PM
How the FUCK do you tip a sea doo that size?
I just lost respect for her. Honestly, that bothers me more than the possibility she was playing with Mr. Happy in front of everyone. I can respect a woman who does that, but not one who tips a sea doo!
Fucking eh....
117. Jinxy - August 15, 2007 5:37 PM
she's gross
118. whatever - August 15, 2007 5:39 PM
#114 - my thoughts exactly. She needs to dump this guy. It's degrading to see her struggle to get his attention. She needs to find a man who actually cares about her. Cares enough to actually drive the fucking sea doo and not tip it.
(To anyone wondering...go to #112's link to look at the sea doo falling over.)
119. Chief Wiggam - August 15, 2007 5:41 PM
Picture # 7 and http://blog.turntablelab.com/images/proboscis%20monkey.JPG
Separated at birth ????
120. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 5:41 PM
Sucking dick in public with people nearby- meh.
Tipping a sea doo- OH no you di'int!!!
121. Vanillaslice - August 15, 2007 5:49 PM
Clearly she's already sucked gray shorts dry
122. elizabeth from the internet - August 15, 2007 5:54 PM
I think she's breast feeding....
123. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - August 15, 2007 6:15 PM
no i think she suck he snack.
124. Bern - August 15, 2007 6:25 PM
#102 - Nothing wrong with the West -- I don't think I really said anything bad about it.
The "Cocksucking depths" thing was just there to make it seem like I was coming back from Hell, only to wow you with a smattering of ellipses and not the word Hell ... but I think the only guy who would have been wowed is the dude who refreshes this page every 12 seconds.
Anyway, I do get daunted by the West coast, but it wasn't like I went anywhere overtly cool. I went to Wyoming and Arizona. I've been going to the former for my entire life and I am from the latter, so it was a bit ho-hum.
I just hate having to drive everywhere, mainly.
125. Danklin24 - August 15, 2007 6:48 PM
Damn this chick's ugly. She doesnt even have an ass. She's definitely sucking his nipple in public so i wouldnt put it past her to suck his cock also.
126. regular joe - August 15, 2007 6:59 PM
I’d like to erase this vision from my memory, please.
I'd also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.
127. FIRST - August 15, 2007 7:02 PM
FIRST!!!
128. costamar - August 15, 2007 7:07 PM
Does this mean Anne Hathaway prefers her men way older, with love handles and Jewish-looking?
129. ToTellTheTruth - August 15, 2007 7:14 PM
I think her being pale and nasty looking like that, is inappropriate. And that guy looks old enough to be either her dad or her uncle and I will bet you money SHE'S paying for the trip because HE doesn't look like he's got anything to offer her.
130. odd jane - August 15, 2007 7:15 PM
Picture 11.. why does everyone do that?
131. emmaleigh - August 15, 2007 7:22 PM
whats wrong with being white? she is a white woman after all. you know many years ago, before hollywood took over, being white was considered the most beautiful. thats why women carried parasols and wore bonnets everywhere. over in easter asia its "more beautiful" to be of pale skin.
i say be what you want. at least she wont be wrinkly when she's 30. and besides, i'm not too keep on orange skin anyway. can you say oompa loompa?
132. emmaleigh - August 15, 2007 7:23 PM
*woops * too KEEN
133. emmaleigh - August 15, 2007 7:24 PM
oh ya, and look how pale the pretty lady on the superficial banner is.
134. Aphrohdite - August 15, 2007 7:36 PM
She has lovely skin! What I think is gross is when people bake themselves in the sun. By the time Anne is 50 she will be thanking herself, and all here peers will be enviously jealous of how young and gorgeous she looks.
135. Cowgirl - August 15, 2007 8:03 PM
Look at the picture, second down on the left---Is there a name for giving a nipple filatio? Is there?
136. whatever - August 15, 2007 9:01 PM
Nipple-job?
137. Cowgirl LOL - August 15, 2007 9:40 PM
136--Funnyish! or a Nummer?
138. kingnoony - August 15, 2007 10:37 PM
what a dog....
and for all the "white" people out there, i've had a dark tan for over thirty five years and found myself being asked for my i.d. when i bought a beer at a police concert last month; so no, the sun DOES NOT make you look old and wringled as much as you say. bottom line, she's nasty looking. she needs some sun, 'nuff said.
139. molly - August 15, 2007 10:47 PM
# 59- what the fuck is sun screan muber 5 000? are you drunk?
140. molly - August 15, 2007 10:49 PM
Oh, and pic # 5 looks like she's trying to flip him over the side. Too bad she didn't succeed. Maybe it was all that sun screan muber 5 000.
141. star69 - August 15, 2007 10:56 PM
Pasty dirty whore.
142. Nizzle - August 15, 2007 11:32 PM
Why is she dating Ray Romano i don't get it?
143. UNCLE NED - August 15, 2007 11:32 PM
Her body looks good, but all those Brits get the Princess Anne horse-face before too long.
144. sidherose04 - August 15, 2007 11:49 PM
He makes big bucks in real estate. He looks old but hes only 28.
145. Sure I Have Better Things To Do - August 16, 2007 12:53 AM
Hey don't hate on pasty people lol Not everybody can tan
146. hateuglypeople - August 16, 2007 1:08 AM
She is soooo fucking ugly she makes me want to take a shit! I have always hated her looks. Ugly cunt.
147. choocher - August 16, 2007 1:45 AM
Pic 7: "'ey guyzh, 'oo my teef look whiter after gargling cock barf? Cheeeeeeev!!"
148. Gina - August 16, 2007 2:27 AM
Holy Christ! There's a couple things I wanted to talk about here...
1) Anne Hathaway is dating her dad
2) If it's not her dad, it's her dad's golfing buddy
3) Anne is kissing her dad's golfing buddy furry old manboob
4) Anne has giant ungainly feet!
5) Finally, Anne is a pasty wonder
149. Wicked Wendy - August 16, 2007 3:04 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! And to think I thought I was white......scarey...
150. tonycatman - August 16, 2007 3:24 AM
Is this even the same person:
Picture 8 : Ugly retard
Picture 16 : Stunning beauty
This is a girl who should always wear her hair up.
...and to everyone who thinks she is ugly because she is pasty-white: FUCK YOU, you leather-skinned-wrinkly-melanoma-ridden-prematurely-aged-shit-whores. Check out Kate Beckinsale in Much Ado About Nothing compared with now.
151. derrick - August 16, 2007 3:47 AM
"kingnoony - August 15, 2007 10:37 PM
what a dog....
and for all the "white" people out there, i've had a dark tan for over thirty five years and found myself being asked for my i.d. when i bought a beer at a police concert last month; so no, the sun DOES NOT make you look old and wringled as much as you say. bottom line, she's nasty looking. she needs some sun, 'nuff said."
You silly bitch I promise you your boyfriend would stomp on your crusty burnt wrinkled ass to get to anne hathaway. Her shit is better than your face. Go away.
152. tonycatman - August 16, 2007 4:35 AM
#151. Good point.
And furthermore, #138, (assuming you weren't lying, which we all know you were), they were asking for your ID because it is an easy way to chat up some middle-aged chick who everyone knows can't do any better than bang some beer-servant due to the fact they have a crocodile-skin face.
153. whatever - August 16, 2007 6:04 AM
Some of these shots aren't the best...but she's still hot. Now if only she would get away from the middle aged, not into her, talks to stock broker while getting a hummer, loser bf....
154. Coco - August 16, 2007 7:02 AM
i just can't quite believe a good girl like anne would do this... what an absolute shocker. next thing she'll be turning up at an awards ceremony the same colour as a louis vuitton suitcase having forgotten to wear panties.....whilst holding a chihuahua.....
155. woodhorse - August 16, 2007 7:56 AM
#90 Whore seems a bit harsh. I say she's a gold digger. Maybe she will find old gold in those pants.
156. celebrity.web.net - August 16, 2007 8:36 AM
i really don't understand, why the
f**k is wrong with a blow job on
vacation.. giving or receiving.
prudes.
157. gigi - August 16, 2007 8:55 AM
love the nipple kiss pic -- and he's trying to look all nonchalant, but it looks like there's some action going on in those baby blue trunks - go Anne!! so hot
158. FACE - August 16, 2007 9:06 AM
How big are this bitch's feet!?
159. Walt the Fanboy - August 16, 2007 9:09 AM
Bite Me you're the reason why I came up with this stupid gimmick making fun of idiots like you with nothing better to do but be on the Superficial all day, also I'm not Navin Johnson but the guy who fucks the shit out of your mom, sister, and daughter all at the same time
Bern, if I didn't matter why the fuck are you acknowledging me you're just as insignificant as my gimmick, in fact I'm gonna stop talking about you since you don't mean shit
doodie, no comment
I said what I gotta say to TS already
160. KittyGoesAWOL - August 16, 2007 9:18 AM
LOL, Never thought I would see pictures like this of Anne Hathaway!
Proper princess she is not! LMAO!
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161. kingnoony - August 16, 2007 9:40 AM
"And furthermore, #138, (assuming you weren't lying, which we all know you were), they were asking for your ID because it is an easy way to chat up some middle-aged chick who everyone knows can't do any better than bang some beer-servant due to the fact they have a crocodile-skin face."
hahahahahaha!!! that's the best laugh i've had in days! i guess i should've written in a more "manly" manner considering i'm a guy! sorry to misrepresent myself like that. i'll try harder next time (i promise!).anyway, am i middle-aged? yes, turned 41 last year. do i want to fuck the beer servant? no, not really. never had a taste for dick, and i'm pretty sure he didn't either! but hey, you gave it your best shot. thanks for playing along fuck-wipe....
162. xlg - August 16, 2007 10:28 AM
she's got some tan
163. nipple-blaster007 - August 16, 2007 10:29 AM
is it me, or is the 41 year old tan "dude" on this site because he *IS* gay? Huh? come on... 41? Don't you have kids, or a divorce, or a day job selling microwaves at Best Buy to be doing instead of slumming around the superfish? Got get laid off. Humph... 41.... HAHAHAHAHAH.
164. Beckaa<3 - August 16, 2007 11:08 AM
#130 i dunno
165. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 16, 2007 11:23 AM
A list of some of the people that this chump tried to sue last year....
George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.google.com, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom [sic], Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty [sic]), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston [sic], 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati [sic], Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House …
(from the www.citypaper.net.)
Still laughing my ass off reading that. And i thought Britney was a crazy loon.
166. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 16, 2007 11:24 AM
165. oh shit........ wrong thread....
167. Duke Steele - August 16, 2007 12:15 PM
Anne Headaway???
168. morefree - August 16, 2007 12:53 PM
I just wanna say one thing,
I do better than him! ^____________________^;;
169. Mark - August 16, 2007 1:35 PM
What's with the dude? He's getting a Monica, and he talks on the cell phone.
170. nina - August 16, 2007 2:31 PM
she wants gigidy................. what happen to him?
171. Ezra Sitt - August 16, 2007 2:52 PM
I cant't believe she's dating Jon Lovitz
172. jcwbnimble - August 16, 2007 3:25 PM
Dammit Ezra, you beat me to the punch line. Oh, 172, ya!
173. Dorkfest - August 16, 2007 4:01 PM
Why why why do girls always have nasty bruises on their legs?!!!!
174. Katie - August 16, 2007 4:02 PM
I don't know what she's doing to him, but I doubt she's blowing him. Unless he has a wanker coming out of his chest or he has a real long schlong, I doubt it.
Regardless, this chick is fugly.
175. kingnoony - August 16, 2007 4:39 PM
#163 yes kids, yes divorce and no, nothing better to do. i did get back from getting my new phone, so anything other than cell phone purchasing that you could come up with, let me know. thanks bunches! *(heavy sigh)*
176. Basin - August 16, 2007 4:48 PM
FIRST!!
Why isn't she pretty, I can't figure that out. Technically I think she should be... I mean besides the leg bruises and the no ass whatsoever. I mean I like a white girl flat ass as much as the next guy, but hers is positively Native American in its lack of protrusion.
177. The REAL Goodman ain't a troll - August 16, 2007 6:48 PM
I like to fuck chickens!
178. frecklefacedwhiteywithredhair - August 16, 2007 7:05 PM
All the superficial racists crying "too white"...
There are people who don't tan; they burn. Its that simple.
This is priceless...fools railing celebs for being superficial and proving in their post that they are as superficial as the goofy celebs.
And in all your superficial ranting about white skin you prove that you are a racist. Everyone is "too" something to you superficial racists...too white, too black, too olive, too orange, too golden, too brown, too mixed looking. Makes you feel superior, doesn't it? It's ok to admit it, you're anonymous here...ya illogical fuckwit.
Priceless
Thank You
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And #138, 161, illogical fuckwit # 23,956 to this site, You can type in any lie and or fantasy you'd like on here. Or type in the opposite of your real life failures. No sense in typing in the truth about your dull dysfunctional life.
Heres hoping it makes you feel better about yourself in a therapeutic kinda way. I bet you're tougher and badder than any Hollywood action hereo, too, huh princess?
179. adie - August 16, 2007 10:29 PM
Why is she kissing Ray Romano's nipple?
180. Miaou - August 16, 2007 10:44 PM
Re-read #33. They have it right.
There's no way she can be giving head. Just hiding.
181. Tori - August 17, 2007 12:24 AM
HOLY BUTTERFACE!
182. lucky7 - August 17, 2007 1:20 AM
Anyone who refers to the paparazzi as "the paps" needs to be beaten severely to an inch of their life. And I'm not talking just about Britney Spears, but the dumbasses on here who perpetuate this kind of stupidity. Britney Spears stupidity is another level of stuipidity that has not yet been known by mankind. Britney Spears stupidity is stupidity to the millionth power to the millionth power multiplied by one billion.
183. LouLou - August 17, 2007 2:41 AM
She is so giving him the BJ, or whacking him off - weird. Since she likes old guys, I'm going to send her Harvey Keitel's digits
184. Gadeval - August 17, 2007 5:49 AM
I think chances are that if shes kissing or sucking his nipple in public she is probably giving him a bj in public.
185. PsYko - August 17, 2007 8:16 AM
haha yeah that soda was to wash it all down...
186. tameka - August 18, 2007 2:26 PM
omg she's so ugly
187. Andy - August 18, 2007 3:47 PM
God, never realised there were so many gullible people, this is no more than a cheap publicity stunt,probably set up by this con man for the money. Would any girl latch onto a guy's nipple walking along a boat deck., then stand there with their hands on their hips, and the look on his face suggests he fed up waiting for the photo to be taken.
188. Smartassity - August 18, 2007 4:11 PM
I agree. She's gay, wont come out and is spending the day on the boat with this obvious queer, putting on a show to prove she isnt gay. "Are they looking? OK, I"m going to act like I'm giving you a BJ, is this how you do it? ok, are they still taking pictures, hey, I"ll lean over and lick your nipple, at least I know how to do that except the ones I generally lick are bigger and relatively hairless, oh good, they got that too, God I am so freaking smart! Now everyone will think I'm straight!!!
189. Andy - August 18, 2007 6:24 PM
Well Smartassity you could well be right, if she keeps her thighs as tightly closed as she dose her lips when kissing, even this moron who's surpossed to be her boyfriend. No wonder he's cheating on her, as 95% of her men friends are gay, looks like he has plenty of choise.
190. p-hole pounder - August 19, 2007 4:02 PM
Are all of the guys on this site gay!!! This chick is smokin hot!!! It's obvious from her smimsuit that she is on her period and is pleasing her man like any good girlfreind would do and giving him a hummer, in public at that. I Love this chick. She has a great body and is nasty to boot.
By the way, for all of you gay guys and virgins who have never been with a woman, there is no such thing as a bad BJ or bad sex for that matter.
I Love Anne Hathaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
191. crushed-x-beauty - August 20, 2007 9:49 PM
Ew, why is she so pale?
192. Footkisser - June 24, 2008 1:07 AM
Ann has nice feet. :-)
193. dancid - July 12, 2008 1:57 AM
why would they name a boat after a land-locked county. o_o
194. karrin - July 22, 2008 11:27 PM
I don't think white skin is ugly, I just Anne Hathaway is ugly. Her face is gross.
195. karrin - July 22, 2008 11:27 PM
I don't think white skin is ugly, I just Anne Hathaway is ugly.
196. Jason - September 12, 2008 6:11 PM
Old ass article but if anyone's sees this, that old guy there is John McCain, lol.
http://exiledonline.com/the-mccain-follieri-bang-boat/
197. James - September 19, 2009 6:49 PM
174. Katie, fugly ? She is a movie star, you are not.
Andy, mongoloids like you think everything is a publicity stunt.
198. Ari Ola - December 20, 2009 1:31 AM
Good girls swallow!!!