Aug 14 2007Amy Winehouse is in rehab
Singer Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil finally admitted they have a drug problem and checked into rehab over the weekend. Apparently Amy collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine. The Daily Mail reports:
She was reported to have been caught smoking heroin in her suite by a friend, at which point her father Mitch flipped. Taxi driver Mitch arrived the next day with his wife Janis, and Fielder-Civil's stepfather Giles Civil and mother Georgette. According to a source close to the family, the meeting descended into a row and at one point Mr Winehouse grabbed Mr Civil by the throat. The source told a newspaper: "It broke Amy's heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting. "That was when she realized the drink and drugs were causing problems for everyone."
You know when I would've realized I had a problem? When I was taking goddamn horse tranquilizers. Yeah, taking something meant for a horse is usually a pretty good sign you need help. How is she even still alive? She weighs like 75 pounds. She must be some sort of witch. Screw rehab, we need to burn this chick at the stake. It's the only way she can be stopped.

Reader Comments
1. proteon - August 14, 2007 6:43 PM
Try to post first from rehab but i'm like NO - NO NO!
2. frankiedue - August 14, 2007 6:44 PM
wow
3. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:46 PM
ROFLOLMAOLOLOLOL OH SHIT FOR REAL!!!GODDAMN!!!
4. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:46 PM
Oh and 3rd and 4th bitches
5. Bite Me! - August 14, 2007 6:47 PM
Who is this chick? And Wow, parents getting involved in their childrens lives and putting there foot down. I think someone need to call Child Protective Services and report these horrible parents. I think all she need was a time out.
6. cookievanderbilt - August 14, 2007 6:50 PM
K, Yay, and E pretty much a standard cocktail in certain scenes these days. But heroine too? Holy snorty nonsense! That pretty much relinquishes the body of all appetite for day(s). No wonder she's such a skinny little thang.
7. justifiable - August 14, 2007 6:52 PM
While she's there, can they fucking snip that horrible puffball, growth, whatever the hell it is off the back of her head?
8. no1justminda - August 14, 2007 6:52 PM
She's not in rehab for drugs, she's in rehab for BAD HAIR! How the hell does she stay standing up?!
9. wedgeone - August 14, 2007 6:52 PM
Seriously ... Who?
Is she acting in "Grease ... The Muscial"? She could not have willingly went out in public dressed like the 1950's collided with the 21st century.
10. twinkle - August 14, 2007 6:52 PM
Haha burn her at the stake is right she is definately a hag, she looks like she lives in a fucking dumpster.
11. Jorjeen - August 14, 2007 6:55 PM
Ketamine is not a common horse tranquilizer. It is better known and used as a CAT tranquilizer; and they used to anesthesize people with it as well.
12. Geoff - August 14, 2007 6:56 PM
#1 All I can think of when I see this chick is "Why are you so stooopid, stooopid? Hoooh?"
#2 Dumbest haircut of all time including Britney Shears.
#3 ATF and INS should both recon this chicks hairdoo and look for drugs or illegal aliens.
#4 Is that Pete Doherty's clone she's with?
#5 Are those scratches on her legs from jumping over the border fence?
#6 ITS NOT A TUMOR!
#7 Would a good, hard, slap take that HID-E-OUS eyeliner off?
13. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:56 PM
12th
14. caljenna66 - August 14, 2007 6:57 PM
I used to have a heroine problem, but I just stopped watching Xena.
15. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:57 PM
14th
16. cookievanderbilt - August 14, 2007 6:57 PM
PS on Ketamine! It is a dissasociative drug...also used in hospitals to treat burn victims.
17. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:58 PM
16th
18. Goodman - August 14, 2007 6:58 PM
18th
19. curlyfrie - August 14, 2007 6:59 PM
top 15 yes!!
20. lenoz - August 14, 2007 6:59 PM
ketamine is crazy stuff. very unique. it's pretty scary when you read someone dissing the cocktail of ketamine, ecstasy and cocaine, and then think back and realise "oh, shit, i've done that myself". thank fuck for the gift of some kind of self control and self limitation. oh, and that i've never touched heroin. yeah that probably made a difference.
21. curlyfrie - August 14, 2007 7:00 PM
i meant top 20 oops!!
22. arc698 - August 14, 2007 7:00 PM
this chick is so bad ass...for doing heroin she doesn't look to bad. in the 5th picture posted i could tell she's got sadness behind her eyes.
this woman is not to be messed. totally awesome.
23. asasasassa - August 14, 2007 7:01 PM
She is like known for her hair and makeup. It is her "thing" I guess you would say..
24. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:01 PM
when did geekologie and thesuperficial become havens for these "first comment", "i'm in the top 15! woo" bitches? i'm not being a spoilsport but i can't help but think the kind of people who act like that have the complete opposite of the kind of ethos that the humour on these sites promotes?
25. really?!?!??!??!?!?!? - August 14, 2007 7:01 PM
how low do you have to get to take fucking HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! obviously she has money cuz she was doing coke & heroin as well... & apparently she was too doped up to notice that her eyeliner was never even close to her eyes... next thing she's going to start taking is probably going to be some heavy-duty raccoon tranqs or something... or maybe she will just turn INTO the raccoon instead of looking like it
26. combustion8 - August 14, 2007 7:01 PM
yep Ketamine "special k" isn't for horses it's for cats... nothing worse than getting in a "k hole".
now excuse me while I have an early 90's flashback.
27. Kevin - August 14, 2007 7:03 PM
Who the fuck is Amy Winehouse and why should I care? She's fucking ugly.
And, lenoz, you're right. There are too much "first" losers here. Way too fucking many.
28. proteon - August 14, 2007 7:05 PM
#25 (great name by the way)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
29. cookievanderbilt - August 14, 2007 7:06 PM
K holes not for the weak of heart.
30. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:08 PM
thanks for the agreement kevin... been noticing it on geekologie more (don't check comments on thesuperficial so often) - i wish we could do something about it, but more than anything it's worrying that viewers wanna act like that... i kind of held visitors to this site in a high esteem, which is proving to be fairly false.
combustion8 - thank god someone else here knows what a k hole is like - makes me laugh a little bit. i'm not saying i'm proud of my drug intake at times but i can pretty much guarantee i'm always gonna stay on top of it, and in that sense drugs can be fucking cool. there's a reason why they're addictive :-D
31. Britt - August 14, 2007 7:10 PM
WASNT THIS BITCH THAT ONE THAT SANG, "THEY TELL ME TO GO TO REHAB AND I SAY NO NO NO!!!
wELL WUT DO U SAY NOW BITCH..LOL...
32. TS - August 14, 2007 7:10 PM
#1, if you are going to claim "first," that is certainly an acceptable and original way to do it. All these other dumbasses who just write "first" should take notice. Kudos to you.
33. combustion8 - August 14, 2007 7:11 PM
lenoz, I was all over that scene in the early 90's when i lived in FT Lauderdale, every weekend going to club Edge and watching the teenage girls all k-holed out... watched a 16 year old girl get an adrenaline shot (by the bouncer) in the chest after she about croaked on the dance floor.
good times!
34. blonde de role - August 14, 2007 7:12 PM
what the FUCK is wrong with her hair? No seriously...someone PLEASE try to explain it to me. Maybe for a show or something, could I even begin to understand why she does that to her hair. But she is clearly just walking down the street having a normal day. SO why the beehive. AHH it confuses me. So does the eyeliner. But I am beginning to think she has that tattooed on.
35. Goodman - August 14, 2007 7:14 PM
25 and 27 catch AIDS and die (that right I went Noel Gallagher on your ass)
36. TS - August 14, 2007 7:16 PM
And did I mention that this is arguably ony of the fugliest "celebrities" out there? I mean good God, for get the hair, makeup and bony figure, what about that grill. Has anyone seen this chick's teeth? Between her and Austin Powers the stereotype about the British and their jacked-up teeth is pretty much validated and solidified. HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:16 PM
proteon - fair play to you, i don't mind you posting first if you're gonna make a funny comment out of it, just so you know i wasn't aiming my abuse at you. my abuse was solely for Goodman and curlyfrie, but even more so for the fucks that are taking over geekologie. and that youtube link you posted made me laugh. sad thing is i bet some people watch it and go "shit yeah, i feel the same. i'm always trying to post first. man this guy is so deep"
combustion8 - thankfully i've never got into K that hard. first time i ever tried it i was already on weed, E, coke, MDMA and alcohol. quite a fucking combo, probably not the best line up to be trying K but it actually went ok. strange, but ok. which is more than can be said for a couple of my mates. certainly never got to the adrenaline stage, i missed out on the 80s rave scene as well, knowing how much i like to get high that was probably a good thing for my mind and body :-) ... i'm off the class As for a bit since a v. v. v. bad experience with some dodgy pills in serbia last month... eek.
38. Goodman - August 14, 2007 7:19 PM
37 is Lindsay is disguise
39. Goodman - August 14, 2007 7:20 PM
apologies to 25 i meant 24
40. Suburban Socialite - August 14, 2007 7:23 PM
She almost looks like she's going to cry in the first picture. I'd be sad too if I went from looking kinda hot to looking like that. Check out her video for "F**k Me Pumps" on Youtube, if you can't picture her looking good.
41. combustion8 - August 14, 2007 7:24 PM
lenoz - I'm straight as an arrow now, my mind couldnt take anymore basicly... my drug of choice back then was trollin (or candyflipping as they call it out here in cali) acid and e.. quite a 1, 2 punch. Never got into coke or h but almost all the e you get is cut with either one (or both) anyway. Havent touched anything stonger than weed since 1997.
42. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:30 PM
congrats combustion8, i'm going through a funny stage of my life too, post-university, crossroads of directions, entering Real Life sort of thing. just been travelling for 3 months and that was the first time for about 5 years i hadn't been smoking weed solidly every day (got a great degree despite that!) - now i've had one reefer in 4 months... strange feeling, MJ really is that ex girlfriend you never quite fall out of love with tho... :-) how old you know if you don't mind my asking?
43. How to Pick Up Women - August 14, 2007 7:31 PM
I hope there's a dentist in there!
44. Deedee - August 14, 2007 7:31 PM
Why does this not surprise me? I think one of her songs had a hidden message that kind of gave it away..I cant think what one it was...hhmmmm...
Its on the tip of my tounge....?????
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go....
Obvioulsy her daddy doesnt think shes fine anymore lol.
45. skevola - August 14, 2007 7:31 PM
Her fuckin wig must weigh like 2 times more than her body. That's probably where she hides her drugs, too... and the horse she stole the tranquilizers from...
46. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:33 PM
#43, are you THE Zachary Skinner? lol - there was a time you wouldn't dare post links like that on a site like this for fear of the teasing and embarrassment :-p
47. Italian Stallion - August 14, 2007 7:34 PM
I've tried K a couple times, E many a times, coke here and there, but never herion or crack. Like you guys give a fuck.
One time on K, it took me an hour and a half to walk three blocks. I must have looked like a complete moron the way I was stomping down the street. I thought my shoes weighed 100 pounds.........LOL
Good times I tell ya, good times......................
48. combustion8 - August 14, 2007 7:35 PM
34 years old, was in the rave scene in my early 20s, had an epiphany in 1996 after a relative commited suicide and went back to college... now I work for toshiba out here in california... about as much of a 180 as one could have. Heard a lot of the people I hung out with back then are either dead or homeless and strung out.
49. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:35 PM
you went outside on K? you're nuts haha ;-) or very brave. or both.
50. Amy Winehouse - August 14, 2007 7:37 PM
I started the rumour about my drug use and rehab because sales of my album were lagging and I was running out of dope money....errrrr, I mean money to pay hair stylist, fashion designer, wardrobe person, and my Jamba Juice bill.
51. lenoz - August 14, 2007 7:40 PM
yeah, it's sad when things like that happen... suddenly you're realising that everything isn't a bowl of roses. sorry to hear of all the tragedy you've experienced, but then as you say it's made you the good person you are now... silver lining and all that.
bit different for me - i've always been very wary of the hard stuff, so i've never been in the sort of situation where anything like E or coke could take over my life. it's weed that seems to do all the damage, so easy to get into, to underestimate it and use it a lot. and now in the last couple of years i know a couple of people whose lives have been fucked up by cannabis psychosis... never thought it would happen like that... hence my current self-questioning!
52. Italian Stallion - August 14, 2007 7:43 PM
@49 Lost my car keys in a friends couch. It was quite a night. He was dating a stripper at the time and we were all rolling. I few of her stripper friends stopped by and brought the K. I was known as candle wax Rob in those days. I liked drippeng hot wax on the girls naked bodies. It's a crazy feeling when you're rolling. Goes through your whole body. They loved it......lol
I definately wasn't going to drive even if I did find my keys but my house was only about three or four blocks away. It was six in the morning too. Sun just coming up, i was sweating like a pig and people (some old people) were out getting their papers and shit. It was crazy, but who gives a fuck what some gereatric motherfucker thinks about me.............LOL
Later.........
53. crushed-x-beauty - August 14, 2007 7:45 PM
LMFAO!
54. FRIST!!! - August 14, 2007 7:51 PM
I hate it when my parents make me go to rehab.
55. FRIST!!! - August 14, 2007 7:52 PM
Hey, I just realized why I'm so complacent today.
krazyridestheshortbuskelli didn't stop by today!!!!
56. Italian Stallion - August 14, 2007 7:53 PM
I didn't know this until I saw this video, but they seem to be doing a lot of drugs like the above mentioned in India............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmqZRPgK1w
57. marme - August 14, 2007 7:54 PM
I hope she dies...
She sucks and is a selfish little brat.
Her songs are horrible (NOOO NOOO NOOO) find a new lyric dumb ass!!!
And I really hope she doesnt show up to vfest or else I'll have to chuck a water bottle at her bee hive.
58. ipa - August 14, 2007 7:56 PM
hey, lenoz, you were in serbia? where? beograd or novi sad (exit)? i'm originally from serbia , too.
59. woodhorse - August 14, 2007 8:20 PM
#7 I actually did that back in the days before Schizophrenics had "rights". Homeless man busted for lifting his skirt up and down in front of some families window while they were having dinner, cops bring him in shackles, he gets Droperidol/Benadrly IM with an Ativan chaser and while he was nodding off in his chair, I cut off all his snarls, puffs, and dreads (he was deloused first) (or what would pass for dreads on a white guy) and when he woke up he had a nice clean buzz cut. He was in a mood for days because he couldn't get a barrette to stay in his hair.
*grabs tissue to wipe tears from eyes*
Ah, the memories that last a lifetime.
60. lenoz - August 14, 2007 8:36 PM
ipa - yup, novi sad for exit... plan was to head to belgrade for 2 days and then up to budapest for 4 before coming home, but after the bad drugs on the final night of the festival we had to stay in a hotel in novi sad for 2 days and skip belgrade :-(
61. ipa - August 14, 2007 8:44 PM
nice trip ;-)
62. Sofia - August 14, 2007 8:50 PM
Ummm...ketamine is a cat tranquilizer, not a horse tranquilizer.
63. CAPTAINOBVIOUS - August 14, 2007 8:56 PM
#62 duh....
64. homelesshenry - August 14, 2007 9:00 PM
Woodhorse, that was you?!?!? I'll get you for that. Thanks to you I had to be hospitalized for three week due to fucking PNEMONIA that winter, you could have at least left me a hat or something!!!
Just sayin'.
65. c - August 14, 2007 9:02 PM
ahaha, that's cool- mitch
&winehouse shop at american apparel !!
AT ITS BEST
66. woodhorse - August 14, 2007 9:09 PM
#64 You also need to remember that I brought you some of my own female clothes from home because yours had to be burned because of the stank and you wore a hospital gown rather than put on men's clothes.
67. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 14, 2007 9:12 PM
check out her fingernails in picture #4. have you showered, ever? even better, her fingers look deformed.
and picture 7 confirms that she shit in her diaper/shorts and sat in it.
68. lovecraft - August 14, 2007 9:15 PM
Amy, the next time you get the urge to wear ballet slippers in public just say no, no no!
69. homelesshenry - August 14, 2007 9:17 PM
#66 Oh yeah, that's right....oh, and your style needs improving.......
Floral prints are for secretaries, all the other bums LAUGHED at me for a week.
But then again, I'm a beggar, so I can't be a choosin
70. ipa - August 14, 2007 9:25 PM
remarkable that after 70 comments, no one said a word about her obvious dick she's got going on in here shorts. and it's a big one at that.
71. doc - August 14, 2007 9:31 PM
Ketamine isn't a horse tranquilizer. It's used medically in humans and they just happen to use it in animals as well. It's the same thing as special K.
72. Hecubus - August 14, 2007 10:07 PM
I'd do her hard, there's something about a girl you know will be dead by the end of the year that's just damn attractive. It's almost like a January sale in female form. Also I like transvestites but can't admit that to myself so she seems like a healthy substitute.
73. hollyj - August 14, 2007 10:16 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS HORSEHEAD???
74. chimpy - August 14, 2007 10:43 PM
Actually cocaine mixed with ketamine is called calvin klein, and it ain't all that bad.
75. morris z - August 14, 2007 10:51 PM
Amy Winehoue sang with the Rolling Stones in June. OK losers? So they've heard of her before. Maybe you've never heard of the Stones either. So when Britney, Linsdey, Nicole, Mary Kate, Ashley, Hayden, and the other no talent bimbos you are all obsessed with sing with the goddamn Rolling Stones, let me know, ok losers?
76. who's she? - August 14, 2007 11:03 PM
Yeah she's pretty talented, but you have to like her style of music. Heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, ketamine, and of course alcohol - yep, she just might have a wee problem. The thing is, when she broke onto the music scene, it was a big deal because she had a big voice, a big curvy body (definitely "thick"), and a real big ugly going on, face-wise. Still got the ugly, but now she's a stick. Gotta be meth too. Maybe after rehab she can do a duet with Fergie? In the video, Fergie can pee her pants while singing and Amy can puke and pass out (she's done that several times after showing up wasted for her shows). Then Victor can drink it all!
77. Katy - August 14, 2007 11:30 PM
She forgot to take her asitol pills. I still like her, though.
78. Ted from LA - August 14, 2007 11:30 PM
The last photo reminds my of an old love song...
Young love, scum love...
She looks like a cross between Secretariat and Sunday Silence. Tap your hoof three times if you agree. She actually also reminds me of Rizzo from Grease (if Rizzo stopped eating for a month and became a drug addict.
I have nothing against this poor girl or Jenna the former porn star. I feel very sorry for both of them. I just like humor. People are really mean spirited on this site. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.
79. insomniexx - August 14, 2007 11:34 PM
I love K-holes. And I want to have as much money as her to be on K every day. <3
80. Nikky Raney - August 14, 2007 11:36 PM
they try to make me go to rehab i said no no no
81. Yikes! - August 14, 2007 11:38 PM
@76 - no doubt re: the weight loss, check out this before & after pic. Gee, rehab is a real shocker...
82. a person - August 14, 2007 11:49 PM
Why do her shorts always make her look like she has a bulge? Like she has man parts. eew.
83. Ted from LA - August 14, 2007 11:54 PM
We need to do a peter check.
Does anyone else here think tattoos make a person look like shit? Or do you all have at least one? If you do, you look like shit. Leave yourself alone.
84. stephiphany - August 15, 2007 12:12 AM
No way. They have a drug problem? You'd never know by looking at them. They look so healthy.
85. lez_Chick_ Az - August 15, 2007 12:26 AM
ironic.......
86. Nicole - August 15, 2007 12:53 AM
You dipshit, ketamine is not solely a HORSE TRANQUILIZER. It's used on humans as well and is a dissociative. Learn your shit before you talk it, dumbass.
87. LUCKY7 - August 15, 2007 1:05 AM
THIS BITCH IS FUUUUUGLY.
FUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.
88. Kevin - August 15, 2007 1:17 AM
Hey #76, anyone who knows who the Stones are is too old to read this site.
Just kidding, but really, the Stones aren't that relevant anymore. If she really is that talented then she's an idiot for throwing it all away.
89. hollywood_hillbilly - August 15, 2007 1:23 AM
Ketamine is used by vets (the animal doctor kind) on everything from reptiles to large mammals. I don't know if it is still used on burn victims.
Someone earlier described being on E and mdma, cool, since those are the same thing. 3,4-methylenediethylmethamphetamine.
90. AmeriCanadian - August 15, 2007 1:24 AM
:O I don't get how she looks in a mirror and thinks her hairdo looks "good" blech!!!
91. Lizikins - August 15, 2007 1:26 AM
Her hair looks like a flock of birds used it to build a nest. Sad thing is, that was 6 months ago. It's called SHAMPOO and a SHOWER, use 'um.
92. wino - August 15, 2007 2:03 AM
talentless??? she's one of the only decent vocalists out there. she definitly has more talent that that dumb black bitch beyonce or whatever her stereotypical african american name is. and she was far more,and better, songs than Rehab. idiots, i say, IDIOTS!
93. TetterkeT - August 15, 2007 2:07 AM
This cunt needs to die. All in favor of lining her up w/ the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan and shooting them all in the head so as to only use one bullet say,"aye."
94. homelesshenry - August 15, 2007 3:14 AM
I got no problem with homicide.......
95. Bodylotion - August 15, 2007 3:23 AM
I love her music, but damn she looks awful in these pics. What's with the haircut?
96. FRIST!!! - August 15, 2007 3:28 AM
Superficial trivia. Who said this:
I just took a giant dump and I wiped back to front, cause I'm pissed at my boyfriend
That cracked me up.
97. Frick! - August 15, 2007 3:34 AM
This is one ugly broad. I can see why she wears her hair so high...maybe as a distraction from the mess that is her face? I still don't understand how she just seemed to come out of nowhere and why I'm supposed to know who she is. She's a singer in the UK, is that it? She better be one good fricken singer to be famous with a mug like that. Good Lord! Oh, and an anorexic druggie to boot...sexy time!
98. andyman - August 15, 2007 3:47 AM
Ketamine- the horse tranquilizer... is comonly used by doctors to sedate patients. Most drugs used on animals are used on humans as well... dummy.
99. lenoz - August 15, 2007 6:19 AM
#89 - that was I. and no, E and MDMA are not the same. I wish they were, but you need to step from the realm of scientific names into the real world. MDMA is indeed the form of methamphetamine that is the basic structure and known standard ingredient of E and a powder, but E itself is in pill form, and is never pure MDMA, it's always cut with something else, most usually speed, which gives that 'rushing' effect when one 'comes up'. MDMA is about the same price as coke per gram, equivalent to about 20-25 Es, so you can see that they aren't the same thing from price alone. Pleasure to be of service :-D
100. my comment - August 15, 2007 6:50 AM
That's a lot of nasty drugs. Stick to pot, it won't kill you.
Amy needs to dump that asshole husband.
And who the hell shops at American Apparel anyway? Get some style, people. For real!.
101. woodhorse - August 15, 2007 7:48 AM
#22 It bothers me, those sad eyes. That and she could be so pretty cleaned up and to be that young and talented and rushing towards death.
102. The Drizzle - August 15, 2007 7:53 AM
Wanna become ugly? Do drugs.
103. BANGBANG - August 15, 2007 8:10 AM
wino-beyonce actually makes songs that have a beat. she's been around much longer, has written a lot of decent sing alongable to songs, and this skinny rat paki drugged up bitch has written one song to be remembered about REHAB. because she does drugs! and she's an arrogant bitch singing there's 'NOTHING YOU CAN TEACH ME'. get a grip. she ain't talented, mate. far from it. and at this rate she'll probably overdose and die. along with her football sized hair and her ribbon in it.
and her saggy arm crinkles.
104. Beyonce - August 15, 2007 8:19 AM
Isn't that Texas Tranny? I could have sworn.....
105. bingbong - August 15, 2007 8:37 AM
@103-
Beyonce:
a) doesn't "actually make songs" (she records whatever's been carefully laid out for her by people with actual musical talent)
b) has been packaged and marketed for much longer, true - and Jennifer Hudson showed just how stale Beyonce's become
c) has to record songs that have an obvious beat and are "sing alongable to" because her fans are tards
d) reached her career peak when she went head over fatass down those stairs during her better-have-lots-of-smoke-and-mirrors stage show.
Otherwise, I totally agree with what you wrote.
106. lenoz - August 15, 2007 8:50 AM
i'd also agree that winehouse out-talents beyonce hands down
i wouldn't agree that beyonce has a fat ass tho
107. woodhorse - August 15, 2007 8:50 AM
I just listened to a few of Amy's tracks and she has a distinctive voice - kind of what Imy parents used to listen to when I was a child. That was my first impression, well, that and I hate it when hair gets an erection.
108. Chauncey Gardner - August 15, 2007 8:57 AM
This bitch looks like Schwartz from A CHRISTMAS STORY.
109. Bill Clinton - August 15, 2007 8:58 AM
I'll bet she smells like rotting flesh. She is so gross looking.
110. owenz - August 15, 2007 9:07 AM
From Wikipedia:
"In veterinary anesthesia, ketamine is often used for its anaesthetic and analgesic effects on cats, dogs, rabbits, rats, and other small animals. Veterinarians often use ketamine with sedative drugs to produce balanced anaesthesia and analgesia, and as a constant rate infusion to help prevent pain wind-up. Ketamine is used to manage pain among large animals, though it has less effect on bovines."
Technically, you COULD use it on a horse. But horses are bovines, so it would be less effective.
111. jrzmommy - August 15, 2007 9:08 AM
Will her hair be joining her in rehab?
Pssst......Amy...don't go to Promises or Wonderland; their track records blow.
112. jrzmommy - August 15, 2007 9:15 AM
108--I think she looks like that gigantic Running of the Jew head thing from Borat.......
http://www.reelfellas.com/images/Borat.jpg
113. Superevil - August 15, 2007 9:19 AM
55: School has started, I noticed that yesterday.
114. Murph - August 15, 2007 9:25 AM
Where is the rest of her?
Holy crap!
Big voice...teeny-tiny body.
115. Tom - August 15, 2007 9:36 AM
Ket was intended for humans long before it was for animals. It only stopped being given so much (it's still given to some people in hospitals) for the 'undesired' effects, which are for most people are actually quite nice! Ket's a lot safer than heroin and coke.
116. Christ on a Crotch - August 15, 2007 9:38 AM
Smoking heroin, huh....(sits and thinks about how good that feels),,,,huh, oh, ok...I'm back.
I was smart enough to respect that drug but I can't deny the appeal. Thank god I was a coke-freak instead...no withdrawal there....(whew).
D'ya think she wears those shorts as a statement to crustiness???
117. Jonas Salk - August 15, 2007 9:43 AM
Letter drugs (K, X, G) are for Lahoo-zahers! I like my drugs to come from a plant (opium, coca leaves, mari-joowanna, nutmeg)
118. Texas Tranny - August 15, 2007 9:56 AM
@104..........i beg your pardon??????????
I'm pretty vain, but I know I can look better than this hag.
119. El Ron - August 15, 2007 10:00 AM
To owenz (#110):
Horse's aren't bovine...bovine are, like, cattle and stuff.
You mean equine.
120. gotmilk? - August 15, 2007 10:02 AM
she didn't come out of nowhere. she's been big across seas for quite some time.
i think her voice sounds good, her songs suck though. that's where her & beyonce differ. both beyonce's voice & songs suck ass.
121. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 15, 2007 10:04 AM
i think 110 needs to look up "horses" on Wikipedia.
122. Bogdana - August 15, 2007 10:14 AM
ketamine is used for humans, too. its in every hospital all over the US. So the media is just sensationalizing it. Not like they need to, because a cocktail like that could KILL a horse.
123. my comment - August 15, 2007 10:18 AM
#120 I agree with you 100%. Beyonce has no real talent to speak of.
124. Dre - August 15, 2007 10:32 AM
Qualudes are Horse Tranquilzers kids, but you are all probably too young to know this
125. sMARTY pANTS - August 15, 2007 10:38 AM
110 - Oh you idiot
HORSES ARE EQUINES. COWS ARE BOVINES.
JEEEEZUZ CHRIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
126. Patton - August 15, 2007 10:41 AM
More Euro trash to ad to the pile...
127. fw - August 15, 2007 10:46 AM
I'm a registered nurse and I noticed her clubbed fingertips in the photos. That's a sure sign of a heart defect or major heart disease. This gal is screwed.
128. jrzmommy - August 15, 2007 10:47 AM
127--COPD!!
129. fw - August 15, 2007 11:02 AM
Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease for those who don't know. Which ever, she's still screwed.
130. RICHIE - August 15, 2007 11:02 AM
You stupid morons. Ketamine is a cat tranquillizer. Get it straight you fucks. Amy Winehouse is hot. I hope her boyfriend ODz and then she can sit her sweet little body on my face everynight
131. theShizaan - August 15, 2007 11:10 AM
Maybe the good folks in rehab will help her remove that GOAT'S ASS sitting on her shoulders.
132. Special K - August 15, 2007 11:25 AM
Here's a recent picture of Beyonce. How is that NOT a fat ass?
133. Lovely - August 15, 2007 11:38 AM
This could be the most ironic shit ever. Who gives a cunt fuck if it's a cat or horse tranquillizer?? She's about the same weight as a kitten- so it's still gonna fuck her up- which means it's doing it's job- which is all that really matters...
134. laura - August 15, 2007 11:38 AM
GET NEW SHORTS ALREADY. How long is she gonna wear those once white shorts. Maybe they will take them away in rehab.
135. Chauncey Gardner - August 15, 2007 11:47 AM
Her hair makes me think of those stories you used to hear about spiders and roaches nesting in beehive hairdos in the '60s. There could be anything in there.
If Wesley Willis were here, he would tell her barber to "get rid of that rat's ness (sic)."
136. jakebarnes - August 15, 2007 11:48 AM
Sweet Fred Perry, Amy
137. AmeriCanadian - August 15, 2007 11:51 AM
Isn't she a little young for COPD? Does she smoke? Blech.
138. wedgeone - August 15, 2007 11:55 AM
#132 - LOL.
139. LayDeeBug - August 15, 2007 12:07 PM
As sick as it sounds and as embarrassed as I am to say it, in the span of two weeks, I've gone to never ever having heard of Amy Winehouse to being totally intrigued.
I heard her song REHAB for first time on Friday and, well, damn, I like her voice, I like the jam. It's groovy, very old-school-stylee.
STill think she's kinda ugly and skanky but, well, there it is.
140. New York Hard Core - August 15, 2007 12:09 PM
136 jake barnes.....
nice catch. I wanted to say something earlier about the shirt.
141. flavio - August 15, 2007 12:20 PM
ugh, NERDS. come on people, Ketamine is the LEAST harmful of the drugs she's doing here. just because its used on horses, and elephants for that matter, doesn't make it worse than fucking heroin.
doing all of these drugs together is the kind of shit that makes your heart stop working at age 27. her music is ...ok, but not that great. she looks pretty close to death now. her hair is...??? what the fuck is it? why do people glorify this bullshit? what a waste.
142. flavio - August 15, 2007 12:27 PM
no, lenoz, E means MDMA. the *best* E is pure MDMA, but its rarely pure. you are basically trying to say that Popov and Grey Goose aren't both vodka because one is better than the other.
143. Former (or not) Drug abuser - August 15, 2007 12:52 PM
SPeaking of MDMA, I actually had the real deal. (It was a pill that had been crushed and it was almost a mustardy-yellow). You only needed a pinch in the nose and you were tripping your fucking face off. (It was cool while I did it, but it was very powerful and scary, as well).
That was a long time ago and I only had to try it once. Who needs that kind of crazy shit anyway
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145. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 2:08 PM
Screw all that I want to meet Mr. Winehouse! He sounds pretty tripped out.
146. PrettyBaby - August 15, 2007 2:10 PM
#134 I agree Laura about the shorts and her dirty white purse. Time to spend some of the money you earned from album sales on something besides the Vet Pain Killers.
147. BassBin - August 15, 2007 2:26 PM
But ketamine is pretty good in moderation...
148. MyCelebrityBlog - August 15, 2007 2:36 PM
Nice ponytail, this explains why... lol
149. Nikky Raney - August 15, 2007 3:29 PM
they made her go to rehab
she had to go
go
go
150. BaldAsBritney - August 15, 2007 3:49 PM
If only her and her boyfriend could find some skinnier jeans everything would start working out for them.
151. YourFace - August 15, 2007 5:56 PM
KEG'ers are pretty common party cocktails...
Ketamine, Ecstacy, and GHB
Coke always finds its way in there somehow too..
but yeah... adding heroin to the mix?? I just don't get it.
who the fuck messes with that shit...
152. TheEdebate - August 15, 2007 6:02 PM
MDMA - is not what most people call E, Ex, Excstacy..
E,Ex,etc. will always have more amphetamine (speed mostly) cut with MDMA to provide a rushy, lengthy high. Straight MDMA (of which I've been privy to quantities of, should I say that on the internet?) is more of a body buzz, trippy, sit down hold hands, type of drug, nice visuals, warm and fuzzy. people cut it with speed so that it gets people off their ass and on the dancefloor - otherwise we'd all dance like hippies and go to goa parties.
153. Shallow Val's one remaining brain cell - August 15, 2007 6:10 PM
152, I concur. It's exakerry like you said. Trippy, rainbow visuals, almost sexy. But this was a hundred years ago when I had it and haven't had it since.
154. kamihi - August 15, 2007 7:40 PM
I hate this female - ugh I hope no little girls out there want to be like her - she's repulsive.
155. lenoz - August 15, 2007 7:57 PM
#152, #153 - thanks for some back up. i guess flavio just isn't a drug taker. we shouldn't look down on him for that, mind!
156. jkray - August 15, 2007 8:10 PM
You'd think this hideous mess could afford some CLEAN shoes? Looks like they've been dragged through mud- I bet she smells too- I hope she gets a few showers in rehab!
157. Infonistacrat! - August 15, 2007 10:38 PM
Do they teach you how to sing there? Cause you know, she could use someone to teach her to be talented. I hear Brit Brit is free nowdays.
158. lotangsoo - August 16, 2007 12:26 AM
She's dead sexy, except for the badger hanging off the back of her head.
159. Cat - August 16, 2007 12:46 AM
KEtAMINE IS NOT A HORSE TRANQUILIZER... IT IS A FELINE / CANINE TRANQUILIZER. HORSE TRANQUILIZERS WERE REAL BIG BACK IN THE 70's .. ALSO KNOWN AS QUELUDES OR "LUDES". :)
160. Anne-marie - August 16, 2007 2:00 AM
Crack Baby
161. Queefer Bukakke - August 16, 2007 2:58 AM
I hope the stupid pathetic bitch dies of an overdose, and really soon. What a stupid fucking bitch. Maybe she can hang herself instead. Dumb bitch.
162. Queefer Bukakke - August 16, 2007 2:59 AM
Skanky fucking whore.
163. KittyGoesAWOL - August 16, 2007 9:26 AM
I can't stand the way she dresses, I just can't. The beehive and the bad eyeliner are just WAY too much for her! Yikes!
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164. la femme - August 16, 2007 9:38 PM
yeah like ppl were saying ketamine is no big deal, neither is E or coke. i've tried the cocktail thing but that was a day i got carrried away, better yet, that was a really rare situation in which we were able to get ahold of all those drugs.....i understand her, man if i had that much money and easy access to all that i'd be fucked....the only one that scares me there is heroin, never used it i think all the ones before are good enough right? but i can't judge though i think the only reason why i never tried it is because there isn't much here in my city...i used to think coke was scary until tried it...that kind of scares me that i think like that somestimes, but i don't use coke regularly even though it's easier to get that here than weed, so i think i'm ok hehehe
it's funny one time i took meth without knowing that it was a really really bad drug, i thought it was like E and K hahaha
165. jesssss. - August 16, 2007 10:52 PM
horse tranquilizers though???
i thought they COULDNT make her go to rehab....
shows what she knows...
:)
166. Fauxhoe - August 17, 2007 1:44 AM
So she takes E K and C to come up (which is basically a good saturday night) and SMOKES (not shoots) horse to come down again... if she was doing all four in moderation it would hardly be worse than a night of bnge drinking. geez
167. Angela Arroyo - August 18, 2007 10:59 PM
she's really dykish wearing a girl on her armmmmm.
168. Riot Nrrrd™ - August 20, 2007 9:18 AM
@159 Cat - Quaaludes (note correct spelling) were not horse tranquilizers. They were more like a 6-pack in a pill - instant drunkenness.
167 previous posts and no one's gotten it right yet - it's PCP that was a horse tranquilizer.
As for lenoz, EdDebate et al. - I've never heard of any differentiation between E and MDMA before - congratulations on being the first to try and claim they are not one and the same! Just because E tabs are usually cut doesn't mean that E != MDMA. (I first did E/MDMA 21 years ago, I think I know from whence I speak) That would be like saying "Blow isn't Cocaine, it's Cocaine cut with Manitol". C'mon!
169. Xtina - August 30, 2007 8:07 PM
51 - lenox. Your friend's lives that are fucked up by a cannabis psychosis - PULEEEZE. On pot you might get fat, lazy, and grow tits, but you don't have psychosis unless you had some underlying weakness. You have exposed yourself as a member of the Bill Bennett generation - anyone swift enough to know who he is? and I'm starting to doubt all your K and E adventure stories to boot. I never did those club drugs, but I loved and shot heroin for years.
170. whyamIonhere - September 22, 2007 12:57 PM
thank god someone here has a brain. ( Jorjeen )
171. Cassie26 - October 24, 2007 4:10 PM
i FELL SORRY FOR THE GiRL... SHE NEEDS TO GET HER HEAD STRAiGHT!
172. Sam - November 13, 2007 1:30 AM
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173. biff - November 21, 2007 12:52 AM
Amy Winehouse looks like a man...man. I think she was a he before a scary looking she. Yikes!!!!
174. Jonny - May 11, 2008 8:40 AM
Ketamine IS NOT a horse tranq. It was developed as a safe replacement for PCP, as PCP makes humans behave unpredictably. They use ketamine on OLD PEOPLE and CHILDREN and on horses for short operations to keep them safely anethatised. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT before writing slander towards someone else.