Jul 19 2007Victoria Beckham is too good for Paris Hilton

Friiissst!

No....I'm FRIST!!!

What, are you new here???

They're both fugly brainless skanks they would get on great!

which one is the dog?! both ugly to me.

FRIST!

Paris, you have to have a soul to have a soul mate. DUH!

To be fair to Victoria (although fuck knows why I'd wanna be fair to VB) she did not have the advantage of being from a huge dynasty like Parisite Ho'ton she also did have a successful career with a popular girl band, where Paris has done fuck all for herself and been successful other than be a Parisite and a slut, no suggestion VB has ever slutted around at all.

She's too cool for Paris... at least she has talents

"...except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world"

That's the key right there - there is no way Beckham would ever want to marry Paris. Fuck, maybe, but marry? Hell no.

I'm not a fan of Victoria, but even though she's not good looking, she seems to be really good in bed and, if videotaped doing it, will do her best not let it go public. And I don't see her getting screwed by everybody like Paris.

Paris is just pissed someone else is getting the spot light -- Posh is a family woman and wouldn't be caught dead with that upscale trailer trash. I don't care if she doesn't eat or smile - I thinks shes a worth while human being compared to the wastes of human flesh that are Pairs, Lilo and Brittany who?

This country is ridiculous. Read a book.

Victoria IS way better than Paris. Paris has earned nothing of what she has. Victoria at least had a real singing career.
Victoria is at least respectable.

I want to bang Paris, then Posh, then Paris' dog.. then bust all over Veggi's face... america, FUCK YEAH!!

I agree #10

@7- Jesus fucking christ. Seriously you fucktard. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING NAME. Or at least if you're going to use mine, say something coherent.

She must have seen what Paris did to Britney...

PS can you picture that spice ho bald??

it's funny, whenver I see her with a dog, I always think back to that awesome South Park episode where her pets keep committing suicide instead of having her as an owner.
"Where's my dog??"

#11: Real singing career??? She was part of a gimmick put together by Simon Cowell to make money! She could have been easily replaced by a lampost as long as it dressed like a slut and had the name Posh. Gimme a break. They're both equally untalented.

Who tells a newspaper they would be soulmates with some random person of the same sex that they have never met?

Why is a fucking newspaper even talking to a person that would say such a thing?

Jesus.

11
Are you fucking serious? A real singing career? Give me a fuckin break. You are talking about the SPICE GIRLS for hell's sake. Pull your head out of your ass before you begin to type again. Both of these women are trash.

LOL 17.
That South Park episode was hilarious...

anyway the dog is sooo adorable :D
paris' swimsuit looks like sh!t though.
ahah.. soul mates.. oh my paris.

what the fuck is she wearing?

Paris is a lost puppy, insecure about her popularity in the wake of competition. First she'll front a friendship--then she'll stab for the kidneys. We've seen this game before. She identifies a rival and makes overtures like a tendril monster, drawing a ship into her trap--er . .. since every ship is welcome there . . .

despite looking kinda weird..they are nothing alike! victoria is alot more down to earth and actually has a really cool personality..see for yourself

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fswe9zHII-k

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yJE6wOndkKM

that's not even a bathing suit... i just read on ontd she went shopping in that abomination.

seriously, I'm not even a fan, but Posh ftw!

22
LOL
Yeah, next we'll see a "serious fight" between the two skanks.

i'm surprised that dog hasn't but a gun to it's head yet and pulled the trigger.

@18 Bern, the massive boob shot on your site today made me laugh so hard that I started crying in my cube just now.

Well done.

Paris just wants to be friends with Posh so she can try to ruin her marriage by fucking David Beckham :\ so typical of the whore.

What's up with that fucked up unitard? Is that a bathing suit, or a giant diaper?
The dog is cute...what happened to her lemur, or marmalot,or what ever exotic fucking pet she used to carry on her shoulder. I think it bit her once.

Also, I have to agree with the others on this one... A "real" singing career? Give me a break. That wasn't singing, that was crappy pop shit. And those outfits were disgusting/disturbing. Nothing good came from the Spice Girls, and nothing was more creepy than those ENORMOUS soled shoes. Seriously.

Maybe the 2 of them will get into a slap fest...kinda like Britney and Momma....

As much as I wanted to hate it and her, that little "Coming to America" actually made Victoria seem rather charming and likable, nothing like Paris. She seemed interesting and sweet, not vapid a whorish

Like zhe would want
Pariz'z whore
azz around her man..

Pariz lookz like a
large man
with fatt leggz in
that zuit..

WTF iz zhe doin with
that poor
dog in the zun with
clothez on
it..like it already
don't have
a fur coat, azzhole..

Hey 33, most of those words don't have the letter Z in them. You may be incredibly fucking stupid.

#34: Don't be too hard on her, we secretly changed the z and s keys on her keyboard a few months ago....we thought she'd figure it out in about 5 mins....

@33 suck my fucking plums

They both need to be slapped and sterilized.....

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#33

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Hahaha -- that "z" chick cracks me up. She is so persistent with the "z," despite the fact that people consistently explain to her that she appears to be mentally retarded.

Classic.

"Paris is just pissed someone else is getting the spot light."

damn right. suck it bitch, everyone hates you.

Team paris!

Poor dog...

39
Yeah, I think it has been established that z girl IS mentally retarded.

According to the outfit of Paris,Looks like Johnny Weismuller is missing a pair of knickers in his closet.

paris ain't got shit on pissposh.. spice world bitchez.. go vic rip that clam a new clam.. if i was a celebrity i wouldnt even want to be in the same magazine as herpes hilton let alone actually have to talk to her or worse be her friend!..

Oh yeah, Posh is my ultimate hero. Who in their right mind would acknowledge Paris Hilton as a friend anyway? IF she weren't married i would...long story short, she's my fucking hero. Paris Hilton's so dumb she thinks the word "condom" is short for "CONDOMINIUM."

Victoria is nothing more than an overrated footballer's wife who got famous because of one catchy song that sounded ok when all 5 untalented spice girls' voices were blended together. On her own, she has ZERO talent except shopping, which isn't even really a talent. And witty? Where is her wit? Being snobby and pretentious isn't funny. When she interviews nannies and says "It's got to be all about me", she isn't being witty, she is just showing how egomaniacal and insecure she is. She knows her skinny ass and bobblehead makes David want to stray so she has to pull out all the stops to prevent it from happening. The woman has a hair and makeup team everyday. She gets depressed when she's caught on camera weraing flats while driving. This woman proves you can't buy class. She'll never even scratch the surface of her idol Audrey Hepburn's class. Trash with cash! Watch out David coz she'll be one of those old, scary, stretch-face clown-faced ladies with little dogs on their laps still trying to be cute and sexy. Yuck!!!

Both of these no-talent sluts need to be removed from civilization. Here's a very funny article on the real reasons why no one in America cares about Posh and Becks:

http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/1515/50/

#46 Hey!

Well, Kim Kardashian acknowledges her as a friend since they both have disgusting and badly acted sex tapes. Paris has friends, they're just like her. Herpes sluts

#49 I have herpes, would you still be my friend? I LOVE friends

#50 ugh. no

yay for z's!

What. A. Total. Heirhead.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heirhead

I think that Victoria is a sophisticated woman who would rather spend time with her kids than go to a club. Paris likes to have fun, and that's just not the vibe Victoria gives off.

Veggi is a stupid fat ho! Jealous of these pair of beautiful rich women.

at least VB did something and didnt just get born into it. I mean she was succesful for a small period of time with a group..and paris has done what.......? And VB has kids and a family and she seems really into being a mom..so I think its good that she doesnt want to be associated with paris! And im glad she commented the way she did!

Seriously Fish, you're gonna try to use that Victoria link as proof that her behaviour is similar to Paris. Some random pic that exposes absolutely nothing and in which nobody is 100% sure what is going on. You're gonna compare that behaviour to pussy popping Paris? Give me a break! Think what you will about Victoria, but thus far, she's presented herself pretty damn good actually! (of course, she's only been in America for a short while...give her some time to let the American celebrity culture catch up to her, and then we'll judge...)

Hey, what ever happened to Tinkerbell the Chee-hwah-hwah? And for that matter, Britney also has another Yorkie named BitBit (puh-leaze don't ask me how I retain this information; it's a blessing and a curse).

Where ARE these poor lonely pups???? Help, call the bureau of dog welfare (BDW)!!!!

Compared with Paris, VB is 100% class. Good on her!

#7, I read VB comes from a long line of filthy rich Brits.

i have to go with Team Victoria on this one.

If I was that poor sewer rat of a dog, I would run underneath a giant dumptruck (aka - Paris's chooch) and end it all. Beats the hell out of hanging out with that silly old slut bag all day. Does this answer your question, # 58?

@39, it's not a fucking chick, iz it darling?

VB is so much better.

Victoria is going to be the new queen of LA. Buh-bye Paris!

#53 - Nice try, schack-troll! How many times did you have to clear your Internet cache in order to vote your lame comment to the top of the list?
Here's a return plug for ya':
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buttplug
One more piece of advice for ya': no one cares if you live or die. You're the new Wally on this site in case you didn't know.

Question to consider: how does one "fall out of nightclubs"? We may not catch her doing that, but we have caught her cutting through glass with her stiff nipples when not wearing a bra:
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/
victoria_beckham_has_very_hard.php

What kind of creature is Paris having as a pet?I don't know but it's hairy and it looks like a beaver in a Flintstone's outfit.

"VB" sounds like a disease.

Also, I love how people who love these celebrities give them nicknames like "VB". These people wouldn't give you the time of day, so what makes you think they're any better than Paris Hilton? Also, giving someone a nick name usually means that you either know them well, you're good friends, or you're family. Are any of you related or know these people? I would prefer not to, so I'd keep it down with the nick names and such. It's stupid to stick up for people who make millions of dollars more than you, and I hope people's lives aren't focused on this. If they are, it'd be best to, and I quote the Bloodhound Gang, "lift your head up high, and blow your brains out".

I would have to imagine Paris Hilton calling me her soul mate the absolute worst insult ever. I would expect that no court room in the country would convict Victoria Beckham for shooting Paris in the face.

relax, wedgie. you got pwnd hard. big deal. happens to everybody who spends some time on the internet. don't get bitter, or i'll forget why i fell in love with you.

So says Hilton dog: "I'm already working on my new record. I've been in meetings with Scott and we've been working on it. I've been working on it with Scott for a few weeks."

Fuck, this is like a 7 year old talking. Or trying to learn to talk. And the media doesn't give a shit, they love her anyway. She goes around wearing pictures of herself and praises herself to the skies in every interview, but they don't give a shit, they love her anyway. She pisses on the floor in restaurants and calls everybody niggers and fags and losers out in the open, but they don't give a shit, they love her anyway. She conducts a mini ethnic cleansing operation by landing in an Alpine region and sending a private army to kick some people out of their own house so she can use the bathroom -for a few hours, and they don't give a shit, they love her anyway.

Just a word to you in the celebrity community; is there anything super rich kids can do that WILL make you finally turn and publicly denounce these pieces of shit?

HAHA, did i just read that VB made it on her own??? Man, some of you don't know shit about the Becks, do you. She grew up in a rich family and was driven to school every day in a Lexus with a chauffeur.

So says Hilton dog: "I'm already working on my new record. I've been in meetings with Scott and we've been working on it. I've been working on it with Scott for a few weeks."

Fuck, this is like a 7 year old talking. Or trying to learn to talk. And the media doesn't give a shit, they love her anyway. She goes around wearing pictures of herself and praises herself to the skies in every interview, but they don't give a shit, they love her anyway. She pisses on the floor in restaurants and calls everybody racial and gender slurs and losers out in the open, but they don't give a shit, they love her anyway. She conducts a mini ethnic cleansing operation by landing in an Alpine region and sending a private army to kick some people out of their own house so she can use the bathroom -for a few hours, and they don't give a shit, they love her anyway.

Just a word to you in the celebrity community; is there anything super rich kids can do that WILL make you finally turn and publicly denounce these worthless cumtards?

Needed two versions just in case. Censorship regulations, you see.

Victoria is way better than that.

This bag of shit actually 'thinks' that she is "sexy", "cute", "goodlooking"..whatever she thinks...........she's NOT!
fucking whore .. go play in the water with the sharks ... ~one can o n l y fuckEN hope~..

Now after seeing that dog, I know what happened to my panties last night at your house Fish!

How embarassed do you think that dog is right now...its one thing to be seen with Paris Hilton, but another to be dressed like her.. Poor little guy!

Victoria Beckham made it on her own. She grew up in a wealthy family but that is not why she got in the 'Spice Girls'.

#70 - obsessed <> love

VB can SMD, then bend over dildo DP followed by ATM. As always, the finale will be a CS.

wedgeone, guess what I've been doing? Licking and flicking my tongue all around the <> you posted @80.

mmmmmmmmm...got something for me, big boy?

I think I kind of like Posh now.

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as animal abuse.

I hope one day one of her dogs bites the shit out of her. She reminds me of Elmira on Tiny Toons (she loved the animals and they HATED her).

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She DOES NOT KNOW how to pick up dogs.

Posh:
doesn't smile/pouts
doesn't eat
wears ridiculous clothes
made a "fine career" of being a Spicegirl then became famous for riding the coattails of an over rated soccer star
has changed her hair to blonde
now wants her own "reality" show with rather unreal and unfunny goings on about her stinking rich life

Paris
poses constantly
doesn't seem to eat substantially/perhaps ingests to much alky and drugs
wears ridiculous clothes [or skips the panties]
made a fine career on disgracing the Hilton name and rose to "fame"
changes hair all the time, including blonde extensions
had a "reality" show with unrealistic antics a la Nicole Ritchie, another celebutard

I think they'd be a pair well met...

Oh Paris! The trouble with dressing like your dog is: How can we tell the two of you apart now?

Victoria went up in my esteem by rejecting Paris. So she has some sense at least.

And Victoria is no slut! Paris is a complete ho, but nothing I write could come near to describing what a stain she is upon humanity.

Victoria had a lot of success with the Spice Girls- talented or not- and at least they weren't famous for porn and sleeping around. They were clean cut and a way better influence on little girls.

Wearing matching shirts with her dog is actually the best thing she's ever done. I kind of like her now. Maybe she and I are soul mates.

@17: Its Simon Fuller NOT Simon Cowell that created Spice Girls. However both are involved in the idols of both UK and USA. in case you cant tell...

... A "real" singing career? lol
They both are just talentless bithes.And I saw a lot times when Victoria tried to pierce people by her hard nipples!THEY ARE THE SAME!!!!

#87: Thanks for the soccer comment. WAAAAAYYYY over-rated.

Posh only catches crap because she stays skinny and wacky implants. Big deal. Shes rich, shes hot, shes family oriented, and shes probably 100x better in the sack then most women. Posh rules!

They're both mooses, but Posh annoys me slightly less than Paris.

#85

Did your mother drop you on the head as a child or something?

that bathing suit is so ugly and the one picture of her with her back to the camera looks like she has a load in her pants!!!! what a classy girl

Mrs Beckham grosses me out. She looks like she's been laying on a nuclear power pant with that nasty-ass tan and she must survive on a diet of lettuce.

She's grotesquely scrawny, you could wash clothes on those ribs. Her hair style scares me, too.

Oh and she and her filandering and disgusting husband are being wooed by the $cientology twins, TomKat, just a matter of time until they get sucked into that!

victoria is a svedka robot, and paris is a whore. if they became friends it wont be too long before paris gives robots husband herpes

Posh, since you don't want to be my friend and think that you are above me, guess what I have in store for you. You'll soon find out. Let's just say, that when your husband goes to the store for you, that really means that he's cumming all over my face for 10 maybe 15 minutes. See, it doesn't take that long to cheat. I learn it from some black girls that I know. This is what they do when they go to get grocerys. You should of kepted your man in Europe, too late now, bitch. Love, Paris xxx ooo

Victoria Beckham has class. For any of you who actually pay attention to things other than the insides of your ass, maybe you'd actually know these sorts of things. She doesn't pretend to be a brainless whore, unlike Paris Hilton. She makes her own damn money, too. She's smart, funny, and at least a little bit more respectable than Paris is. Though, that's not really hard to pull off.

I doubt Paris Hilton gives a hoot about the Beckhams.

In another 10 years Beckham wil be a has-been soccer star with an expensive wife who has accomplished nothing herself. He is flling apart already.

But Paris Hilton wlll always be beautiful and she is getting richer each year. Hating her for this won't change the facts.

first i think victoria not is the best person but not is like paris. and victoria have reason because she have to take care of her childs. and all like that. but paris everytime is in problems and scandals and victoria not...

There's no comparison between Victoria and Paris. Paris is like a permanent shit-stain on the side of a toilet bowl, one that no matter how hard you scrub or flush, you can't get rid of it. Posh might not want anything to do with 'Prawn-head' Paris, but guaranteed Paris will try to fuck David Beckham somewhere down the line.

Paris hilton is much better than posh. Posh is just worried incase becks cant keep his d*** in his trousers because he thinks he can get away with anything. i feel quite sorry 4 paris as she is always being given a hard time by everyone god give her some credit for once. although i do feel sorry 4 posh cos davivd is probably just cheating on her all the time at least paris' bf dont have to cheat.

SHUT THE HELL UP ,, IF YOU HAVE TO FUCK ONE OF THEM ALL OF YOU WILL CHOOSE VICTORIA SHE IS CLEANER THEN PARIS ,, PARIS HAD ALL KINDS OF COCKS IN HER DIRTY HOLE ,,VICTORIA IS NOT SUCH A PIG LIKE PARIS IS ,,, NOW IF YOU ARE A SCUMBAG YOU WILL FUCK PARIS AND GET INFECTED BY ONE OF HER DECEASES AND YOUR LITTLE DICK WILL FALL OFF ,,,SO VICTORIA WINS