Scott Baio is desperate
Scott Baio reportedly tried to get an invitation to the after-party for Anne Hathaway's latest film, Becoming Jane, Tuesday at the Bowery Hotel, but was rejected because organizers didn't think he was "the right celeb" to have at the event.
Can you imagine what it's like to be Scott Baio? This guy used to sleep with Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Brooke Shields, and Heather Locklear, and now he's trying to weasel invitations to after-parties. It's like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven. I'd post his picture, but the sadness in his eyes would erode your human soul. So instead, here's Anne Hathaway and her big ol' cleavage. Yay!
NOTE: To make this a double whammy of people you don't care about, Peter Greene (the guy who played Zed in Pulp Fiction) was arrested Monday night for possession of crack cocaine.

Reader Comments
1. Ali - July 26, 2007 1:16 PM
Fly like a butterfly! Sting like a bee! that's me!
2. Attapooch - July 26, 2007 1:18 PM
Those weren't his pants, yo.
3. wanks - July 26, 2007 1:19 PM
her mouth is really gigantic...which is only good for one thing and im not talking about smiling or eating...she gots a banging body though
4. reciprocityjryan - July 26, 2007 1:19 PM
Poor bastard
5. miss oblivious - July 26, 2007 1:23 PM
Scott Baio used to be such a little hottie when he played Chachee on Happy Days. I can see why he got so much hot tail. But now he's a has been and looks like he's been thru the mill. But you've got to still give the man credit where credit is due! He has had some of the worlds most beautiful women...but "Joannie"?!! Eewww! She was, and still is, SERIOUSLY disgusting!!! I never understood that one AT ALL. And his real life fiancee is pretty sad looking too...why don't you get a little more botox honey! You can tell she's totally trying so hard to look like one of his hot former loves. I guess those are big shoes to fill (though none of them look that great anymore, ha). I can't believe I just wrote a big ol' paragraph abt Chachee, and its the year 2007. I'm pathetic...and bored. Not a good combo.
6. Manwhore - July 26, 2007 1:26 PM
Hey! She looks hot again!
7. muffin is furry - July 26, 2007 1:27 PM
It is so refreshing to see pictures on an actress with class. Bummer about Scott Baio, he's like the hot guy from highschool that is the biggest loser at the reunion.
8. giromide - July 26, 2007 1:27 PM
Peter Greene was a heroine addict before he started showing up in films like Pulp Fiction, The Mask, and The Usual Suspects. Apparently, he's fallen back into his old ways.
9. Sprite - July 26, 2007 1:27 PM
like joanie is the only one who loves chachi lolz
10. LayDeeBug - July 26, 2007 1:30 PM
Zed's dead, baby.
I hear Scoff Baio has a small winkie.
11. gay4girls - July 26, 2007 1:30 PM
Something about this post makes me want to shove my computer in my ass.
12. jrzmommy - July 26, 2007 1:31 PM
It's like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven.
MEMO
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All inquiries regarding this post can be sent to Anti Clown Media.
Good luck getting your trash cans dumped this month, Fish.
13. Hollywood Agent - July 26, 2007 1:31 PM
I wouldn't invite Scott Baio either. In fact, I would have a bouncer outside to make sure he never got in. He is the biggest loser in Hollywood. The only reason all those beautiful women ever dated him is because they thought all the things he did and said in 'Happy Days" were cute. They forgot about all the writers that put the words in his mouth. He was just a puppet/actor.
He is such a nerd. I guess that is why all the cute and not-to-bright actress dumped him once the drugs wore off----they all must have thought ---This guys is a such nerd, and I've never been so bored in all my life. Then I'm sure they all ran away from him like a bat out of hell.
SCOTT IS A SPINSTER. HA HA HA.
14. lambman - July 26, 2007 1:37 PM
Wow, she sure is a pretty girl......too bad she's about as sexy as a mop, but a very pretty mop!
15. Chauncey Gardner - July 26, 2007 1:38 PM
Hey, Peter Greene was fucking badass in LAWS OF GRAVITY and CLEAN, SHAVEN.
16. kerpupples - July 26, 2007 1:39 PM
It's Float like a butterfy, Ali, not fly. You're clearly an imposter.
17. Brock Landers - July 26, 2007 1:39 PM
Guy is still pulling tail, there's no doubt about it.
18. flavio - July 26, 2007 1:42 PM
bitch is gorgeous!
19. Allyson - July 26, 2007 1:42 PM
Scott was on Stern this week and he was so much fun. That party probably sucked without him and his awesome stories!!
He kicked a chick out of his car b/c she thought Bob Dylan was in The Who. He's freaking hilarious!!
20. jrzmommy - July 26, 2007 1:44 PM
Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
21. Dirty Sanchez - July 26, 2007 1:44 PM
This girls face scares the living daylights out of me.
The rack ain't bad, though.
22. pointandlaugh - July 26, 2007 1:45 PM
hey fish, did you know Scott Baio has a reality show on vh1? called "scott baio is 45 and single." It is SO BAD, and that's why it is entertaining.
23. Cousin It - July 26, 2007 1:45 PM
Hey look, its Mortisha with teeth.
Maybe you can get uncle Fester to plug a light bulb in your ass to brighten things up a bit.
Its a shame they turned down Chachi - what a gloomy couple that would have made.
Shes got the whole Julia Roberts black Sunday thing going on.
I guess shes waiting around for a big Cisco left nut treatment.
24. polypam - July 26, 2007 1:52 PM
Zed's not dead?
25. locdogg - July 26, 2007 1:54 PM
She gives me X rated thoughts during G rated movies.
26. pancaketitties - July 26, 2007 2:04 PM
EW SHES SO PASTY!!
GET A TAN U FLAT CHESTED BITCH
27. thedarktruth - July 26, 2007 2:12 PM
what a souless shit. i'm only writing this because i can, and she's a souless shit
28. Spell Chekr - July 26, 2007 2:14 PM
Cousin It or Idiot, it's MORTICIA. (why are people so dumb?)
29. ifuckinghateyou - July 26, 2007 2:17 PM
Anne Hathaway has a sweet rack & it was on full display in the movie "Havoc".
Nice to see the young talent graduate from crap like "Princess Diaries" to showing some sweet tits on-screen.
30. Robert - July 26, 2007 2:19 PM
I think Anne is perfect, I love her brown eyes and her milky white skin
31. Peek - July 26, 2007 2:28 PM
They should have let him come if he promised to bring a new tripod for their movie poster.
32. Wow - July 26, 2007 2:32 PM
Scott has never looked better...
33. MosesGabby - July 26, 2007 2:37 PM
Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are the hottest women in Hollywood.
34. Geek Alert - Nerd Attack - July 26, 2007 2:42 PM
Spell Chekr - You answered your own question , geefer.
Whats up with the grammar queens?
35. The Great Bamboozler - July 26, 2007 2:54 PM
this chick is fucked up ugly, her body is great though
36. sid - July 26, 2007 2:54 PM
Peter Greene: "So I got arrested. Big deal. What now?"
Sherriff: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe-hittin' niggas to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking hillbilly boy?"
37. Robert - July 26, 2007 3:03 PM
Quit saying she is ugly ! its her stupid ass eye make up that makes her look ridiculous. I'm guessing she did it herself and not a make up artist
38. Pink Spatzi - July 26, 2007 3:25 PM
I don't care what anyone else says - Scott Baio is still smokin' hot at 45. His reality show IS very funny. He knows he's a lucky bastard for getting all those beautiful women and admits he's made MANY mistakes. He seems very sincere to this skeptic.
Gotta say that the financee is pretty busted, though. I imagine she'd be a lot prettier if her face weren't plastic or shot full of enough botox to kill a horse. Shame about that. He wouldn't be with her if he didn't love her.
39. leelee - July 26, 2007 3:31 PM
Whose Zed?
Zed is dead baby.
40. jimena - July 26, 2007 3:33 PM
i don't like this girl. she looks weird. and SUPERFICIAL...
41. Lon Chaney - July 26, 2007 3:33 PM
Always good to see Anne Hathaway's cleavage...
Seriously though, here's a gal that should be admired. Yeah, she shows her cleavage a lot, and she did that movie Havoc (not that I am complaining), but she's really hot and she's not like those sluts like Britney or Lindsay or Paris etc. This is what young female celebrities should be like. Great talent, amazing body, and not conceited. Take a bow, Anne.
42. p911gt10c - July 26, 2007 3:40 PM
HAHA, nice one #36.
43. Chick Crack - July 26, 2007 3:43 PM
I've heard he has also tried to crash bar mitzvahs. Such a shame.
44. ashla - July 26, 2007 3:58 PM
whatever. scott baio is a loser and a half. he doesn't give a shit about finding a good woman, he just wants her to be blonde with a nice rack and ass. he's a fucking 'tard if he thinks anyone wants to get with him now, ESP b/c of that stupid ass reality show. i can't feel sorry for him. he's a dick.
45. whitegold - July 26, 2007 4:51 PM
Scott Baio...I really feel like I should know who that is...but I just don't...
On another note, I've always thought Anne Hathaway was rather unattractive...so where did these pics come from?!? She actually looks pretty damn good...and now I feel all confused and stuff...
46. Chris Muir - July 26, 2007 5:10 PM
Scott Baio was awesome as the lawyer Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Plus there was the meta-joke of him replacing the lawyer Barry Zuckerkorn, played by Henry Winkler. I miss "Arrested Development".
47. caveman - July 26, 2007 5:14 PM
ya, i actually like the guy now, but joannie, she was godawful ugly when she was young & now she is somehow worse.
joannie to pam anderson is quite a range of sex partners though, weird.
48. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2007 5:32 PM
God--I thought he was dead. Know I know he is.
49. wedgeone - July 26, 2007 5:48 PM
#5 - The funniest part about your entire post is that you had no clue how "Chachi" spelled his name on the show. Dork.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070992/fullcredits#cast
#11 - LMFAO. You should elaborate on why you feel that way.
Scott Baio jumped the shark years ago (Charles in Charge?), while Anne Hathaway needs her bones jumped. I am glad to see some posts lately about chicks that aren't nasty coke-binging sluts (add Jessica Biel being single to that thought).
50. Donna - July 26, 2007 5:50 PM
anne hathaway is so PLAIN that it's painful.
51. papa bear - July 26, 2007 6:10 PM
Hahahahah Scott Baio can't score with Anne Hathaway!, LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRR!!!
He may have banged all the hottest tail from Baywatch in their prime, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear and... aww shit....I still wish I was Scott Baio.
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
52. lala - July 26, 2007 6:47 PM
@ 16---No, I'm not an imposter its me. I fly like a butterfly. I don't know WTF this Ali person does--float you say? Not a bad blog you have there, though kerpupples. I am clearly the new blog virgin in town! I bow down to your seniority!
53. Googolygoo - July 26, 2007 6:56 PM
This crossed-eyed, horsey-faced, weird-nosed uggo has no "big ol' cleavage". Looking at her is like looking into a vacuum.
She must be part of the same celebrity mill that made no-talent equine Julia Roberts a star.
54. ali - July 26, 2007 7:26 PM
i dont care what she does to try to make herself look cute..when i look at her i think of one thing: furry brows.
55. ali - July 26, 2007 7:28 PM
and uh by the way im not the same 'Ali' as #1. Get yourself a new name. i was here first.
56. woodhorse - July 26, 2007 8:03 PM
#46 I miss Arrested Development too. Jessica was an awesome witch of a mother - what a delight! Oh, and
TCLTC
57. Muhammad ali - July 26, 2007 8:07 PM
Greets "ali". I was alluding poorly to Muhammad Ali--you know, the famous boxer with parkinson's? You can have the girl name Ali also short for Alisha? Allison? back.
58. punkrockcowgirl - July 26, 2007 8:51 PM
Did anyone else notice in the full length photo how the easel with the poster is being propped up under one leg by a stack of promo cards? And there's some tape garbage or something on the ground? And how she's standing basically in a corner? And how the sidewalk that she's standing on is covered in old gum? She's like a diamond standing in crap! Where were the PR people with red carpets and backdrops and stuff?
59. hoyoyi - July 26, 2007 9:36 PM
she's such a gorgeous... always like her look...~ she have very very nice boobs i muz say... ^ - ~
60. 1MILFhunter - July 26, 2007 10:12 PM
Did Zed get caught while riding his chopper? It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper, baby.
61. 3Foot Lizard - July 26, 2007 11:26 PM
She has nice tits-there are pics out there of them.
The last pic makes her look scary. The joker-esque lips/smile. The no-one's home eyes... eeek.
62. dwight - July 26, 2007 11:35 PM
he knew if he got in he'd have his dick all up in anne by the end of the night just like the rest of the hot chicks he's banged.
63. whatever - July 27, 2007 6:32 AM
What is up with all the people saying Anne is plain or ugly? Are you blind? The girl is fucking hot! Don't even pretend you wouldn't tap that. You would. Unless you were cheering for the guys in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
I feel kind of bad for Scott though. That sucks. What's next? Getting an invitation to a Lohan after party?
64. AAAAAAANgie - July 27, 2007 8:45 AM
number 11 is wonderful
65. Mama Pinkus - July 27, 2007 9:06 AM
#61 3FootLizard, I agree with you about the "no-one's home eyes" - I've always though Ms. Hathaway is a pretty gal but her vacant eyes disturb me - they remind me of the painted eyes on dolls, the ones that open when you stand the doll up.
As for Scott Bajo, he'd be better off if he just accepted his D-list status and stop trying so hard.
66. 1MILFhunter - July 27, 2007 10:01 AM
Scott - "WTF??!! I can't get into Anne's party or pants?? Goddamn it, I'm Chachi!! Don't these people know who I am?? If I bring Uncle Fonzie along, would that help??"
67. ali - July 27, 2007 11:03 AM
muhammad ali-
yea i know who he is, im from louisville where hes from. but i mean aside from that i think if i didnt there would be something wrong with me.
and yea mines pronounced 'allie'. short for alisha, correct.
68. hornyGOATweed - July 27, 2007 1:49 PM
remember..........furry brows========HAIRY SNATCH
69. slodeth - July 28, 2007 6:23 PM
Too damn funny! This chick is a skank compared to the chicks Scott has boned. He's just looking to get back into the celeb crowd. Sooner or later he will settle down and raise fat babies...it's not that bad. Even I could do better than this chick....eeeek
70. TheExpatriot - July 29, 2007 5:02 AM
Pulp Fiction sucked ass.
71. firegoddesa - October 27, 2007 12:18 PM
scott baio is and always will be a very attractive man. he looks as good as ever. and if he truely has a small penis he would have not slept with as many women as he has. trust me men, women talk too, and if a guy goes around acting like you should bow down and be greatful for his company and you mite get lucky with him he does NOT have a small penis and he is NOT bad in bed.