Jul 26 2007Scott Baio is desperate

Fly like a butterfly! Sting like a bee! that's me!

Those weren't his pants, yo.

her mouth is really gigantic...which is only good for one thing and im not talking about smiling or eating...she gots a banging body though

Poor bastard

Scott Baio used to be such a little hottie when he played Chachee on Happy Days. I can see why he got so much hot tail. But now he's a has been and looks like he's been thru the mill. But you've got to still give the man credit where credit is due! He has had some of the worlds most beautiful women...but "Joannie"?!! Eewww! She was, and still is, SERIOUSLY disgusting!!! I never understood that one AT ALL. And his real life fiancee is pretty sad looking too...why don't you get a little more botox honey! You can tell she's totally trying so hard to look like one of his hot former loves. I guess those are big shoes to fill (though none of them look that great anymore, ha). I can't believe I just wrote a big ol' paragraph abt Chachee, and its the year 2007. I'm pathetic...and bored. Not a good combo.

Hey! She looks hot again!

It is so refreshing to see pictures on an actress with class. Bummer about Scott Baio, he's like the hot guy from highschool that is the biggest loser at the reunion.

Peter Greene was a heroine addict before he started showing up in films like Pulp Fiction, The Mask, and The Usual Suspects. Apparently, he's fallen back into his old ways.

like joanie is the only one who loves chachi lolz

Zed's dead, baby.

I hear Scoff Baio has a small winkie.

Something about this post makes me want to shove my computer in my ass.

It's like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven.

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Good luck getting your trash cans dumped this month, Fish.

I wouldn't invite Scott Baio either. In fact, I would have a bouncer outside to make sure he never got in. He is the biggest loser in Hollywood. The only reason all those beautiful women ever dated him is because they thought all the things he did and said in 'Happy Days" were cute. They forgot about all the writers that put the words in his mouth. He was just a puppet/actor.

He is such a nerd. I guess that is why all the cute and not-to-bright actress dumped him once the drugs wore off----they all must have thought ---This guys is a such nerd, and I've never been so bored in all my life. Then I'm sure they all ran away from him like a bat out of hell.

SCOTT IS A SPINSTER. HA HA HA.

Wow, she sure is a pretty girl......too bad she's about as sexy as a mop, but a very pretty mop!

Hey, Peter Greene was fucking badass in LAWS OF GRAVITY and CLEAN, SHAVEN.

It's Float like a butterfy, Ali, not fly. You're clearly an imposter.

Guy is still pulling tail, there's no doubt about it.

bitch is gorgeous!

Scott was on Stern this week and he was so much fun. That party probably sucked without him and his awesome stories!!

He kicked a chick out of his car b/c she thought Bob Dylan was in The Who. He's freaking hilarious!!

Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.

This girls face scares the living daylights out of me.

The rack ain't bad, though.

hey fish, did you know Scott Baio has a reality show on vh1? called "scott baio is 45 and single." It is SO BAD, and that's why it is entertaining.

Hey look, its Mortisha with teeth.
Maybe you can get uncle Fester to plug a light bulb in your ass to brighten things up a bit.
Its a shame they turned down Chachi - what a gloomy couple that would have made.
Shes got the whole Julia Roberts black Sunday thing going on.

I guess shes waiting around for a big Cisco left nut treatment.

Zed's not dead?

She gives me X rated thoughts during G rated movies.

EW SHES SO PASTY!!
GET A TAN U FLAT CHESTED BITCH

what a souless shit. i'm only writing this because i can, and she's a souless shit

Cousin It or Idiot, it's MORTICIA. (why are people so dumb?)

Anne Hathaway has a sweet rack & it was on full display in the movie "Havoc".
Nice to see the young talent graduate from crap like "Princess Diaries" to showing some sweet tits on-screen.

I think Anne is perfect, I love her brown eyes and her milky white skin

They should have let him come if he promised to bring a new tripod for their movie poster.

Scott has never looked better...

Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are the hottest women in Hollywood.

Spell Chekr - You answered your own question , geefer.

Whats up with the grammar queens?

this chick is fucked up ugly, her body is great though

Peter Greene: "So I got arrested. Big deal. What now?"
Sherriff: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe-hittin' niggas to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking hillbilly boy?"

Quit saying she is ugly ! its her stupid ass eye make up that makes her look ridiculous. I'm guessing she did it herself and not a make up artist

I don't care what anyone else says - Scott Baio is still smokin' hot at 45. His reality show IS very funny. He knows he's a lucky bastard for getting all those beautiful women and admits he's made MANY mistakes. He seems very sincere to this skeptic.

Gotta say that the financee is pretty busted, though. I imagine she'd be a lot prettier if her face weren't plastic or shot full of enough botox to kill a horse. Shame about that. He wouldn't be with her if he didn't love her.

Whose Zed?
Zed is dead baby.

i don't like this girl. she looks weird. and SUPERFICIAL...

Always good to see Anne Hathaway's cleavage...

Seriously though, here's a gal that should be admired. Yeah, she shows her cleavage a lot, and she did that movie Havoc (not that I am complaining), but she's really hot and she's not like those sluts like Britney or Lindsay or Paris etc. This is what young female celebrities should be like. Great talent, amazing body, and not conceited. Take a bow, Anne.

HAHA, nice one #36.

I've heard he has also tried to crash bar mitzvahs. Such a shame.

whatever. scott baio is a loser and a half. he doesn't give a shit about finding a good woman, he just wants her to be blonde with a nice rack and ass. he's a fucking 'tard if he thinks anyone wants to get with him now, ESP b/c of that stupid ass reality show. i can't feel sorry for him. he's a dick.

Scott Baio...I really feel like I should know who that is...but I just don't...

On another note, I've always thought Anne Hathaway was rather unattractive...so where did these pics come from?!? She actually looks pretty damn good...and now I feel all confused and stuff...

Scott Baio was awesome as the lawyer Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Plus there was the meta-joke of him replacing the lawyer Barry Zuckerkorn, played by Henry Winkler. I miss "Arrested Development".

ya, i actually like the guy now, but joannie, she was godawful ugly when she was young & now she is somehow worse.
joannie to pam anderson is quite a range of sex partners though, weird.

God--I thought he was dead. Know I know he is.

#5 - The funniest part about your entire post is that you had no clue how "Chachi" spelled his name on the show. Dork.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070992/fullcredits#cast

#11 - LMFAO. You should elaborate on why you feel that way.

Scott Baio jumped the shark years ago (Charles in Charge?), while Anne Hathaway needs her bones jumped. I am glad to see some posts lately about chicks that aren't nasty coke-binging sluts (add Jessica Biel being single to that thought).

anne hathaway is so PLAIN that it's painful.

Hahahahah Scott Baio can't score with Anne Hathaway!, LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRR!!!
He may have banged all the hottest tail from Baywatch in their prime, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear and... aww shit....I still wish I was Scott Baio.

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@ 16---No, I'm not an imposter its me. I fly like a butterfly. I don't know WTF this Ali person does--float you say? Not a bad blog you have there, though kerpupples. I am clearly the new blog virgin in town! I bow down to your seniority!

This crossed-eyed, horsey-faced, weird-nosed uggo has no "big ol' cleavage". Looking at her is like looking into a vacuum.
She must be part of the same celebrity mill that made no-talent equine Julia Roberts a star.

i dont care what she does to try to make herself look cute..when i look at her i think of one thing: furry brows.

and uh by the way im not the same 'Ali' as #1. Get yourself a new name. i was here first.

#46 I miss Arrested Development too. Jessica was an awesome witch of a mother - what a delight! Oh, and

TCLTC

Greets "ali". I was alluding poorly to Muhammad Ali--you know, the famous boxer with parkinson's? You can have the girl name Ali also short for Alisha? Allison? back.

Did anyone else notice in the full length photo how the easel with the poster is being propped up under one leg by a stack of promo cards? And there's some tape garbage or something on the ground? And how she's standing basically in a corner? And how the sidewalk that she's standing on is covered in old gum? She's like a diamond standing in crap! Where were the PR people with red carpets and backdrops and stuff?

she's such a gorgeous... always like her look...~ she have very very nice boobs i muz say... ^ - ~

Did Zed get caught while riding his chopper? It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper, baby.

She has nice tits-there are pics out there of them.

The last pic makes her look scary. The joker-esque lips/smile. The no-one's home eyes... eeek.

he knew if he got in he'd have his dick all up in anne by the end of the night just like the rest of the hot chicks he's banged.

What is up with all the people saying Anne is plain or ugly? Are you blind? The girl is fucking hot! Don't even pretend you wouldn't tap that. You would. Unless you were cheering for the guys in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

I feel kind of bad for Scott though. That sucks. What's next? Getting an invitation to a Lohan after party?

number 11 is wonderful

#61 3FootLizard, I agree with you about the "no-one's home eyes" - I've always though Ms. Hathaway is a pretty gal but her vacant eyes disturb me - they remind me of the painted eyes on dolls, the ones that open when you stand the doll up.

As for Scott Bajo, he'd be better off if he just accepted his D-list status and stop trying so hard.

Scott - "WTF??!! I can't get into Anne's party or pants?? Goddamn it, I'm Chachi!! Don't these people know who I am?? If I bring Uncle Fonzie along, would that help??"

muhammad ali-

yea i know who he is, im from louisville where hes from. but i mean aside from that i think if i didnt there would be something wrong with me.

and yea mines pronounced 'allie'. short for alisha, correct.

remember..........furry brows========HAIRY SNATCH

Too damn funny! This chick is a skank compared to the chicks Scott has boned. He's just looking to get back into the celeb crowd. Sooner or later he will settle down and raise fat babies...it's not that bad. Even I could do better than this chick....eeeek

Pulp Fiction sucked ass.

scott baio is and always will be a very attractive man. he looks as good as ever. and if he truely has a small penis he would have not slept with as many women as he has. trust me men, women talk too, and if a guy goes around acting like you should bow down and be greatful for his company and you mite get lucky with him he does NOT have a small penis and he is NOT bad in bed.