Jul 25 2007Paris Hilton makes out with Cisco Adler

she evolved sooo much since she did her jail time...

Ugh. So so gross. That chick is so so desperate. That guy is so so ugly. These L.A. cunts are so so ridiculous. I love my life...

omg.....who could kiss him after seeing him naked (pukes)

Ugh, so, so gross. That chick is so, so desparate. That guy is so, so ugly. Those L.A. cunts are so, so pathetic and Mischa Barton is a nothing.

I LOVE my life (except for my Superfish addiction; Promises, here I cum)

do i hear wedding bells??

This must be something to do with her new idea to do Charity Work

She was looking for the one baglady looking dude that would get her back into the press. With so many dudes willing to hit Paris, she picks the scraps of Mischa. Paris must have lost her mind while in jail. So besides Herpes, what disease will Paris get from Cisco?

i just threw up in my mouth some... nasty!

Maybe here I can talk to FRIST and Eagle Eyes without that fuckface Jimbo bothering.

What IS it with this guy? He must have a foot-long shlong or somfin.

ahhh. wonky eyed useless sociliate falls for tea-bag balls never has-been . how romantic.

I went back and read the Cisco Adler post -- brilliant work, Superfish.

"So NSFW it's not even funny" didn't deter me, either. I feel shamed.

Probably the most disgusting picture of a man I have ever seen. Just plain gross! Apparantly Paris will do anything...

That's easy. He's the only guy in L.A. with bigger balls than her. She STILL has the bigger dick though.

Hey Victor I have to take a piss. Can you move your fat ass away from the computer for 2 minutes and take me to the bath room before I piss your pants?

If nothing changes, nothing nothing changes.

Stangnant, tasteless, crooked-eyes, beaky -nosed, no-ass, flabby bodied, big-footed, can't even drive fucking craphole.

they are both disgusting. he just LOOKS a little worse. ugh.

Her pants are kinda short, and totally ugly.

She's just thinking ahead...fall is right around the corner, and what better way to keep warm during fellatio than slinging a couple of 14-inch balls around your neck?

If you want to sing it, go ahead:

Do your balls hang low? (you know the rest)

Victor, you can always talk to me. Who is Jimbo? Jimbo is an old dick that I use to know. So, what do you have to say to me?

Don't do it, FRIST! Victor is stalking you. Check out the last 4 or so articles.

Paris is the biggest slut in America now. The poster girl for Valtrex. #7- I think you meant "What disease will Cisco get from Paris?"

Still, with a ballsack like his, she'll fulfill her greatest fantasy - drowning in semen.

I would drink Cisco Adler's ball-washing water.

@20 He wants to band the shit out of you! That is all that is on his mind all day. Until some other hot bitch walks by and then he wants to bang her! I am like a divining rod. I am sticking straight out all day and when a hot chick walks by Victor turns and starts to walk towards her.

Oh and he want to say that he is married with children, but he still wants to bang you

Jimbo, leave Victor alone. I have to work and I don't have the time that you
both do to sit here and fight. Victor is a sweet heart. I love you Victor, but
if your married, I don't want to be a homewrecker.

Wedgeone, I told you to stay out of here and leave us alone. You think just
because you have a dick , you can throw it around in here. Leave now, or I
will kick your ass.

Wedgeone may have a dick..but there are no balls attached.

STFU!!! Where it not for the Fish and that pic of this guys ridiculously disgusting balls, I'd have no clue who he is at all. But seriously, other than the fact that he has the ugliest balls ever, who is he? What's his deal? And why do people keep making out with him? I bet Paris saw the pic of his balls and was like "no way is that really. Damn, I've gotta try making out with him one day just so I can see his balls to prove if they're real or not." I dunno, that's the only reason I can think of?

FRIST trust me he is married. I never get any sex other than Victor beating me off in the shower. The kids are constantly hitting Victor in the nuts. They are cute little bastards, but I will be glad when the grow and don't hit so low. And I have not been blown in 6 years, 3 months and 7 days. That was the night before Victor got married.

Cisco has a sad droopy sack.
Paris has a teeny tiny rack
Flip her on her skinny back
Watch those balls go whack whack whack!

I was going to say something about him being named after a Router but I just ran out of words

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!

I just looked at Adler's picture OMG I think I'm going blind. That just isn't natural.This just proves Paris will make out with anything as long as it has a package (no matter how disgusting). No class or standards whatsoever. Gross. He could tie those balls into a bow,they're so long...pardon me while I go barf.

She reminds me of an overly exposed high school girl that made it big in Hollywood. A lot of girls make out with a ton of different people.

She was making out with him because she knew it would be covered in the press- she is a media whore who is jealous that someone else is getting all the attention right now.

usually i'm all for making out with random people, but there isn't one positive thing you can say about cisco adler and i firmly believe you should only make out with totally disgusting people if they're

a) hot
b) rich
c) powerful
d) nice
e) funny

if none of those apply, you automatically have an iq under 100. all i can say is at least she wouldn't be contaminating any gene pools.

#31 hahahahah LOL!

On one side you have Paris' hands and feet that look like the alien that sprang out of that guy's chest in the movie Alien (and she probably leaks green acid, too) and on the other side you have the balls that knocked over the Twin Towers: can't wait til they have children.

Wally, again you make my day....

Good GOD, I'm not even on here today, would you people freakin stop talking about/trolling me!!!
Screw you guys, I'm going to lunch.

This blog has hit a new low. I'm out.

PLEASE, I beg of you, bring back the writer who wrote that Cisco Adler bit (the one this post links to). I miss the funny!!

Just when I was starting to recover from the first time you showed Cisco's deformed low hanging nuts, you bring it back and of course I had to take one more look. MY EYES. Will the horror ever end?

Now I know why in all the space movies when the male astronauts get lost and end up on a planet inhabited only by women that the women want to kill them. This guy is so disgusting, I can't even believe it, I want to send him into space pronto. He needs to be killed, so there will never be any others like him.

Paris is also such a media whore to kiss him just to get in the press again. She must really be pissed that the media is focusing on Lindsay and Britney. Paris is just yesterdays news in yesterdays newspapers, which is only worth wrapping dead fish in.

#29-

LOL

You made my day!

I'm beginning to like Victor's penis, it really has a way with words.

I don't need to see the testicle picture again, because it's burned forever onto my cortex or wherever disturbing images go to wait to haunt your dreams.

Don't even see how this Adler fellow can get anyone, male or female, gay or straight, to touch him after those pics went public. Maybe it's a fetish thing. I mean, he's unattractive fully clothed, but reveal the deformed genitalia, and he plumbs new depths of unattractive. Until we see pictures of Michael Jackson's junk, and let's hope that day never comes.

I'm glad to see herpe girl is back to her old, skanky, slutty, partying ways. I thought she wasn't gonna "act stupid" anymore. Kissing, TOUCHING Cisco Ads is stupid. Paris is stupid. She was just born that way, the same way she was born w a penis shape nose (figures it would be in the shape of a penis)or big foot size feet. So her trying to tell the world she wasnt gonna be stupid anymore was like saying she's going to get a foot or nose reduction. It just can't be done w out jepordizing the victim it is gracing.

Cisco Adler is a fucking joke. His band Whitestarr is a fucking joke. The fact that his dad is Lou Adler and his band can't sell more than 5,000 CDs (And I probably over-estimated that one) is a fucking joke. Their upcoming reality show is a fucking joke. The fact that he considers himself a rockstar is a fucking joke. The fact that Paris picked another loser is nothing suprising. The most attractive quality in a man to her is his douchebag status and his connection to any of her "friends". He happens to be Kimberly Stuart's ex.

she actually looks decent from the waist up in these pics... of course, those are the same jeans i wore in 5th grade (minus the tight roll), so the outfit is then ruined.

maybe she'll choke on his balls. one can only hope.

Se must have some kind of morbid craving for his mutant Scrote/Gnad-bags....

28/victorz little dick====Jimbo, lookz like
U got all the zhit today inztead of me...zorry
I waz here until 1...after that..God only knowz
who waz trolling.....

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Itz like Victorz little dick said on the Paula zite...that I waz taking credit for hiz work...wazn't me...juzt tryin to break hiz ballz..but if U don't want me here...fine
I'm gone....

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You actually READ krazihotkelli?

You won´t believe this, but Paris told more lies on the Larry King show than just the ones publicized across the world.

any cock will do

Has anybody else seen the videos of Cisco smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer?

54 - that's what i was wondering. i have become really good at seeing her screenname and automatically scrolling down. i don't think i've read anything posted by her in weeks. it's GREAT!

Her Herpes must be in remission

Jeez. If my nuts were that ugly I'd cut them off. No wonder he made out with her. Anything less than a monster skank-whore would run screaming at the sight.

I clicked through and saw the dude naked. Aside from now being blind, I can't help but wonder...how the fuck does he get to make out with ANYONE? Paris isn't all that, but she's not hideous either. I mean, I would tap that. But not after hearing she touched the left overs from an alien autopsy. Now I wouldn't go near her for fear of catching whatever disease Adler has and watching my balls drop to the floor, left first.

What happened to his balls anyway? Dear God, it looks like someone attached him to the space shuttle, attached his balls to the pad, and hit the LAUNCH button.

It gives me hope. If that sick fuck can make out with Paris, I should be able to swing a threesome with Anne Hathaway and Jessica Alba any day now.

damn i love finding paris' personal information such as her aim: tinkNicecream and her personal myspace accounts: myspace.com/goddessph and myspace.com/grandeurvon on google i love that shit and i love re-leaking everything because i hope i get bitched at by like elliot mintz or something....maybe dina lohan will come attack me for leaking lindsay's aim: dubbble L .. . .. i wish i had britney's anyway THANKS GOOGLE!! fucking love you

mischa must be laughing her ass off.... sweet.... i dumped a jerk then he went out and got sores all over his tiny cock... highlarious ... im not sure who makes all the creams paris needs to keep her cunt on but really since she has created soooo many new clients for them she must be on a retainer by now... and when her cunty does fall off she can get a nice plastic one like amanda lepore`

Mm, no pics of them kissing?
Probably bull.

the only thing that get me mad is how a nice cute girl like mischa barton sleep with this ugly thing cuz iam not sure that he is human being