Jul 31 2007 Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie get cancelled

FIRST!

LOL.

I wonder how many times that bitch has shit on Paris. Whatever the amount, it's not enough.

Hey look! A little wetback dog!

They still had a show?

Noo!!!!

I hope some other channel picks the new season up.

This show was still on? Man, I really need to get cable.

#4 JRZMOMMY, yes they did, you should come over sometime and we can watch it together.

@4 Damn jrzmommy, you beat me again! Please stop stealing my thoughts before I think them.

is it me or are these posts not funny anymore. where's the old writer who used to make me laugh?

Great minds.
No offense, Victor, but I would rather eat lint than watch The Simple Life.

#10 JRZMOMMY.....me too, but thought it was worth a try to and entice you to come over..........haha.

Victor, does your underwear stand up on its own when you take it off?

@12 shut up you ass wipe troll

Under a lot of these posts, I'd agree with you, #9.

But I actually thought the "visiting every movie theater and taking a dump on viewers' faces would've been too much trouble" comment was pretty amusing. Not that it's particularly noble that I find scatalogical humor funnier than the comments calling average-weight celebrities "fatties".

The premise of the movie she has been casted in........"when a plague nearly destroys the human race" .....Two questions.........does she play the one who spreads the plague and is this plague herpes?

When I checked out this post, I saw the last two pictures and thought, "Who's the little kid?" Please, Jesus, make them go away.....

Will the credits of the movie say:
"Wonky-Eyed Freak.............Paris Hilton"

#13, there are lots of trolls, but just ignore the sorry assholes. No point in arguing with them. Fish, or whoever the owner of this site, should fuckin have us login with a username and password, that would cure these sorry ass trolls, who no life than to act like others.

Paris' life just keeps getting better: first she loses her Hilton inheritance, then she loses her television show, and I just read this morning that she's selling her house in Hollywood Hills for 4.25 million.
Must be doing that so she can keep getting her Valtrex prescription.
This is awesome - Brit and Paris both swirling down the vortex of life at the same time. Justice is served.

If only E! could cancel thier lives. Seriously. Don't you have to be good at something in order to act like a diva?

Now, will somebody PLEASE have phone sex with me???? PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!

See you can always tell who the troll is.............lmao.

Are they really getting on a school bus? What parent in their right mind would want their kid riding a school bus with Paris & Nichole? That's a sure-fire way to condemn your kid to death by some incurable flesh-eating bacteria.

Oh no! How will they pay rent??

And how come they're on a school bus?

I can't wait for 10-20 years from now to watch them try cling to their youth with bad plastic surgeries and a string of younger husbands of questionable sexual orientation.

23--Somehow our wires must have crossed!

check out the skeletor arms in pic #6.

I can't believe she will be able to carry a baby to term.

That is going to be another fucked up kid, just like the little Spears tots.

#25 Because Lindsay Lohan was supposed to carpool that day.

Well if it were a REALITY show about their lives, people would have watched, but instead its a stupid, scripted, unnatural thing that has nothing to do with their lives.

Maybe behind the scenes Paris "carried the show" but if you watch any eppisode of any season Nicole is the only one who ever did anything funny and or interesting...or ever spoke in a complete sentence.

29--now there's a thought to banish from your mind.

there is a God... time to go to chuch.

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. The disinheritance story was bogus, and anyway Paris's "brands" bring in millions for her each year. As long as we're talking about her nonstop, she's making money. For her there's really no such thing as bad publicity - her "brands" have gone through the roof since she spent time in jail (and got endless hours of free publicity on cable news channels, which acted as if she were the most important person on earth).

I really like the green dress, babydolls are my favorite.

gay4girls, I knew I liked you for a reason.

@22 Victor If you had not told me 21 was a troll, I was going to call you.

I thought Nicole was pregnant? As anorexic as she is you would think she would be showing about 15 minutes after conception

So they're cancelling the show under the exact pretext it was created?

t.v. execs that have taste...WOW! about time!
should have been canceld after the first minute.

I wonder if that was the short bus they got on? I am thinking it's a three seater since they are a whole new class of retard. The third seat is for the driver; can't let those idiots drive themselves they can't even remember to wear panties let alone handle a car. It must be their ride to their new gig as participants in the Special Olympics.

And justice is served

wedgie, don't be such an heirhead. the story about Paris losing her inheritance was a prank designed to excite all the celeb-obsessed queens. pretty effective, i'd say.

What a pathetic pair of nobodies!

@41, Schack, How are you today?

You have mail.

schack, damn you! I suppose you'll tell me there is no santa or easter bunny too?? ya know, sometimes we dont want the blue pill

2007 just may be the greatest year ever.... Anna Nicole... Skank whores in prison... The downfall of Brit....

Just as I planned... MWaahhaahaa....

Two of the ugliest women on the planet!

What a waste of web space.
It just seems these chics are like "below standard" for write ups here.
I thought this place was here to pick on the famous.
If left alone these chics would disappear like a bad fart on a windy beach...

My mom had Nicole's sunglasses in 1971. WTF?

Thank God!! I think there maye be a God after all.
This is al the end of Paris and everything's coming along just fine according to plan. That stupid musical she'll be in (futuristic musical? the only people who see musicals are old people, and even they wouldn't care about a futuristic musical crap) will be a big flop at the boz office.
I'm surprised someone decided to give that director real money to do this film. If I was rich the only money he'd get from me would be Monopoly money and even then I'd be like "wait a minute! You're making a what??". I'm glad that the moron who invested money in this film will lose it all. As he should. And his life too along the way. That would be the ideal. That would be the price to pay for investing in dumb movies who have wonky-eyed dumb people in it.
So soon Paris will look even more annoying, if its at all possible to look even more annoying, to people, being in that annoying musical crap that one will see and maybe just maybe she'll move to Antartica and we'll never see her again.

#15
brilliant! :)

I'm surprised she can carry those bags with out her arms snapping off. In fact, if those glasses were just a little heavier her head would snap off. That's the kind of news I would like to hear about this dumb cunt..........

Oh and what is E! thinking calling that skeletor dwarf a diva?
She acts like a 3 year old in the show and that makes her a diva? But then again everyone is a diva these days who's annoying and retarded.

Finally!!!!!!! about damn time

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#15--Hilarious! Did the show get cancelled because of Richie's glasses or is that part of the "futuristic" feel? How did musical,genetics,and Paris end up in the same sentence? She is one master brander!

hey Victor, you seem like a nice guy and 29 sounds yummy! Also the fact that you're from New Mexico .. maybe u got a nice tan! I don't know why ppl are picking on you when u write stuff, it's silly but so what! Wanna leave me your email-address?? :-D

Looks like Paris and Nicole having a rough time lately.The Sword of Damocles is hanging over their 'reality' show.According to their sizes Nicole doesn't have to fear anything unless she's pregnant.

Can we 'repo' Paris's genes and turn her into a pile of liquified, genetically-neutral organic material that can be used to fertilize vegetables for starving Africans? Or even just feed 'her' to them?

# 15, in answer to you questions, Paris plays the daughter of a transplant patient, and no, said plague is not Herpes. ;-(

HAHA - up yours PARASITE!!

lol Fish. Funny comments on Alice the Goon and Cousin It.

#15 Just how much does a vagina transplant cost?

#23 the same people who have their small sons spend the night with Michael Jackson.

it's about figgin time!!!!!! what a waste of airtime that show was.

#27 - Great minds think alike.
#33 & 41 - Plz post evidence that the disinheritance story is bogus because it's still being reported (Google Paris Hilton inheritance & you'll see the matches).

Where are these "brands" that are making her all this money that you're saying? Show us some proof!

Meanwhile, get back to making your scat-porn schackie, you trollling twatwaffle!

She makes no money off of me or anyone I may have influence over, that's for sure. No matter how much I talk about her.

pardon me while I shed some tears for them...what's this? I have no tears? That must mean I find it deliciously wonderful that these two are off TV!

Of course the a-hole who signed Paris up for that film with Paul Sorvino kinda ruins the party though.

There is always one.

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hey e!....why don't you try the fact that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE DUMB BITCHES. All they do is starve themselves, take adderrall, and say whatever the fuck their directors tell them to say. nicole is made out to be such a hardass, it would be disgusting if people actually believed that shit.

never watched one single episode....smart bastard.. what you never had you never miss...i couldnt imagine to be either of them is to be envied....burning genitals ...regularly draggin their mangy arses along a carpet like an unwormed dog.......

is it just me, or does paris look too orange from tanning too much? i think nicoles au naturel whiter skin looks much much more attractive than orange. bitch aint never gettin latina skin

who cares if Nicole is the diva? She fucking owns that show and Paris just laughs at whatever Nicole says/cooks up. E did this for other reasons. The reasons they announced are the exact reasons everyone watches the show.

Pic #5 - are they riding around in a school bus? Did they throw the children off at the last exit? Nice photo op.

I bet Paris would give anything to be pregnant right now. Even Greasy Bear wouldn't risk that nonsense.

nicole looks dead in picture 6.

whatever, nicole kicked ass on that show.

this is actually a serious question: what is so thrilling about commenting first? whoopee, i have so much free time that i sit my ass in front of the computer and wait for new internet tabloid articles to be posted, and then claim the first comment. this boosts my self esteem.

haha, paris looks fat, when standing next to this stickfigure

to number 73 i think the same thing

and number 74 u hit the nail on the head ha ha

It's quit all right the series is cancalled. This because the curiousity of the public is as good as history. Not the least, those fucking girls are making their real lives into a fucking mess. Showing people they just can't do one ordinary thing in life. Yeah, right, become pregnant. When I was supposed to be the Dad, I would buy a wheelchair for practising, with my kid!!

Heh, that wasn't very smart E! television. Paris is slow to forgive and she never forgets.

We've hit an all time low here in America (the only portion of the world that really matters). I don't even hate, or despise these two anymore. Paris and Nicole are very sad. I mean, they are objectified by young people all over the world; for not a goddamn thing other than the fact that they live on this weird planet where everyone has tons of cash, and handlers. People that direct them and make their shitty decisions. Let us forget about the world. Let us forget about the fact that our country is run by conservative christian doushe-bags who don't give a fuck about you or me. The United States is spearheading (sodomizing) the downward spiral of the rest of the world. But, hey, atleast there's Paris and Nicole. They're business women! Oh, yeah. Fucking die..

I ALWAYS LIKE THE SIMPLE LIFE SERIES. I MEAN, I DIDNT MAKE SURE MY TV WAS ON E! EVERYNIGHT WHEN IT WAS ON, BUT I WATCH THE RE-RUNS ON LIKE SUNDAYS AND THEY WERE GOOD TO ME. IT SUCKS FOR THEM (B/C I LIKE BOTH THESE LADIES) UNLESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO DO THE SHOW ANYMORE EITHER, THEN I GUESS ITS GOOD FOR EM. DEAL W/IT......

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