Kirsten Dunst is a fox

nice old lady boobs.

Looks like she never took off her make up from 'Interview with a Vampire.'

Bitch is ugly.

gee i almost was first huh

foxy

Eye bleach, stat!

STOP! She is the uglist thing going on! I know that she needs to hire a stylist! She dresses so damn old for her age, she's 25! not 65!

was there a change in writers? new writer sucks!

Kirsten's next big role is in a remake of Deliverance. She reports that it's really hard trying to master the banjo, but her instructor thinks she's doing a great job.

The new writer is either the cartoon shop guy from the simpsons or a "Superficial 2000" machine

I do believe I meant to say the "comic store guy"

there is something to say for not trying too hard.

I personally think it's better than chicks like Kim K. who go to their stylist/make-up artist, wear hoops, bracelets, rings, and high heels to the beach. Oh-and the KA-DUNK-A-Dunk cover.

EW! How can someone be so thin and have such hangy nasty breasts?? Nothing is worse than breasts that you can slid things under!

Jesus if anybody ever needed rehab its this chick. She used to be so cute. Drugs and late nights have whipped her fucking ass. Sad.

I thought Andy Serkis was the model for Gollum.

uhhh, yeah, shes a fox, aint she!!!

What the Hell is wrong with her boobs?

Was I wrong when I thought she was at least a little hot in like 1999?

It must have been smoke and mirrors, because she now looks like Bea Arthur.

EEEEEEWWWW I just ate breakfast

As Randy Jackson would have said (American Idol Style) "..wow..man.. I mean.. dog... that was just... wow!"

(and it aint a "good" wow...)

@15 - Bern! Thanks for the Christmas Boobs!

Your site continues to impress!!!

Holy swingin' low! Her and Brit really need to hook up and go bra shopping together...

Maybe we can get Jon Lovitz to beat her up?

you mean a STONE FOX

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and zince when did
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have kidz, zaggy old
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She looks sick, like she has just been in the ICU unit at Cedars, and her friend has come to pick her up. Maybe someone poisoned her?

Aww man, she's really ugly and her nails.. brrrrr!

Where's the video if this? I wanna see those titties swing! God I miss my girlfriend.

I really wanna slap the shit out of those flapjacks!!

#18 - Thanks, holmes. I try my best to provide the best almost-nude-disgustingly-large-breast-related-content on the Internet. It's a passion.

All these chicks who think having messed up teeth is cool, really need to knock it off. Seriously, her snaggle teeth make her entire face look jacked up...even when her mouth is closed.

same for Kate Moss, Jewel, Madonna and Patricia Arquette

i'd hit that! any hint of breasts makes me hard! hehe

6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can't help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more.

somebody got in the Meth line twice.

2 words Kirsten....SHAM POO

Jeez, isn't she too young to have tits that saggy? She's been going way down hill ever since she split with Jake G. I have to admit, I am one of the few who used to think there was something cute about her. But she's looking pretty ratty lately; maybe she's abusing drugs or something? Or not eating & taking showers. YEEECH.

"6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can't help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more."

The writer is a an ASSHOLE! and not a human being. Just a woman hating spewing asshole!

I can't believe I wanted to sodomize her after watching bring it on. I can't believe I watched Bring it on.

Cocaine is a wonderfull drug.

Judy greer, you sound hot! I'll enjoy raping you.

She is one ugly mofo.

Why is she famous?

she looks like a walking corpse.
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus she looks awfull!

You know how quite pretty chicks often have really ugly friends so they look much prettier. Do you think these two skanks are walking around thinking "hey, at least I'm not the ugly one, right?"

This site's new tag line should be The Superficial: Regurgitating Perez Hilton's Leftovers One Lame Story at a Time

Moral of the story:

Even small titties need a bra. YUCK!

i'm sorry but these kirsten dunst jabs i just don't get. yea, thats what a female LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP. i guess most of you forgot considering 9 out of 10 of you wont even leave home without it. tragic.

this girl has a bangin bod. her face area is cute, and so are her clothes. survey says? she wins.

Man ... didn't she look somewhat hot in the first Spider Man movie, all braless in the rain? What the hell happened?

She's going to have to play a zombie in Spider Man IV, because no makeup artist can make THAT look attractive.

somebody already hit her with a shovel

She looks like this woman I know who doesn't shave her armpits and smells of patchouli. Her name is Kristen Dunst, too. Funny that.

#45 exactly! I can almost smell the patchouli and BO from here. And I know somewhere in her closet are some hemp sandals. Freak!

Widespread forever!

Uh wow, 42. I'm not sure about you, but that's definitely NOT what the average lady looks like without make-up. I never touch the stuff and I never look like death warmed over. She's a vampire harpy no matter how you cut it. And those udders she calls breast need a harness. Flappy titties, no matter what the size, aren't cute. Ever. Unless you dig the women on the national geographic specials with tits to their ankles.

she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.

Shes no fox I think the correct term is hound!

#40 yeah but without the flaming homo-ness.

#42 the medical term is massive glaucoma. you really need to get those peepers checked STAT

I'd like to shoot some of my special maple syrup on those flapjacks!

Wash it down with some orange juice too.

With teeth like that she should get by just fine in England.

With teeth like that she should get by just fine in England.

Look at the bright side. At least she has NATURAL breasts.. even if there is a little sag on the go there. Its a rare thing to see natural anymore!

36. Posted by the writer on July 17, 2007 12:00 PM

Judy greer, you sound hot! I'll enjoy raping you.

OF COURSE you would! You would also enjoy raping your dead grandmother and your three year old daughter, you piece of excrement!

You know, there are a lot of people out there who want to fuck that goddamned thing...

Hideous Tittyous...

SHE's the reason why I can't completely swallow (pun intended) Jake Gyllenhaal. I mean really, either she must have the personality of Mother Theresa and Ghandi or she's got the tightest cootchie in Whorlywood because I cannot understand what that dude saw in her. Unless the Toothy Tile rumors are true. Are they?????

Shut up Gwen.

No, I totally agree with Gwen. Females are so fucking caught up in that fucking bullshit these days. No one has a fucking brain in their head anymore.

Natural is fabulous, I LOVE natural, but there are some things that need the natual support of a naturally cotton-made bra by Hanes.

Naturally!

i kinda want to have ugly sex with her...

She's perfect! She's reached the perfect stage of ugly. Really giving it to an ugly chick can be fantastic because you can just really lay the wood. She's just hot enough to be able to get it up, but ugly enough to provide the ugly-fuck thrill.

She could use a pearl necklace... ZING!

#36 - Better watch out or Edna may show up & report you.

She always looks like a slob, drunk or not!!!!!

it looks like she's out on her late night feeding with her vampire teeth

I'd do her until she was sore and asking me to stop, then I'd switch to the front hole and really go at it.

#30 - if you love sucking so much, why don't you start your own website and REALLY suck?

#58 Yes, the toothy tile rumors are true and Kirsten had a chance to be seen with eye candy.

I, myself, prefer style AND substance which is why I adore Wally. Eye and mind candy.

That tent wasn't the best choice to wear lol

I wanted to get a boob job, after two kids, now I know I have model boobs

no one can look perfect all the time. a little late night sex, drugs and rock n roll will do that to ya. kirsten dunst, you bad ass.

She makes me feel better about my chances with Jake . . .

just goes to show ya, we're all human.
even Hollow Wood starz....

she looks like every other whoa in north jersey

To: Judy Greer
R U related to zomeone named
Debbie Greer or Ruzty Greer from
Ohio? Juzt wondering.

what happened to the pretty girl from interview with the vampire? fix the freaking teeth already!!! i have better teeth and i'm poor!!!

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/kirsten-dunst-groucho-candids-14.jpg

Dont tell me she isnt the sexiest creature alive. Wow, shes just beautiful.

Okay, dumbasses, here's the thing: that is the way normal boobs look. They are bags of fat, for fuck's sake. If you keep bitching about girls not wearing bras, they will put them back on, and I will be pissed.

My boobs end where hers start

I was gonna say that you are too merciless, but hey! Take a look at it (or better: don't!)! The little monster *is* hideous. It still bites me that she plays supposedly pretty people in her films. She's definitely super-hyper-ultra-mega-power-über eeew.

Man she is really ugly, like really fucking hideous; she should probably put a bag over her head and never leave her house.

Funny though, why would the put her on that top 99 women list then?

Seriously, no one is perfect; her boobs are funny but so what? Natural boobs sag, fake ones dont. You should be happy she isnt made of plastic. I think she gorgeous and I would kill to look like her. And dont bother calling me ugly bcuz guess what? You dont know me!!!!

@ 80, im pretty damn sure my real boobs do not look like that.

I think she's adorable. I think it's the angle of her blouse/ posture that's less than flattering here.

#80, you're a moron and i wonder what the tits of the girls you hook up with look like. Those arent normal for her age. Real boobs do sag yes but not that much at her age. Bags of fat can still look nice and be real.

Also, this girl is a millionaire, get those fucking teeth fixed. For fucks sake.

@87 Exactly, I've never seen a fox open a can of cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving with it's teeth.........

#77 only you would be so fucking stupid to think people use their real names on this site.

The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?

Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"

I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it

Emily, you said it, girl. At 39, my b-cups still do not sag, and I've been watching and waiting.

Maybe it's because I actually get physical exercise, get blood running through my muscles thus giving them life and firmness. I mean really, do a lady-pushup once in a while Kirsten. Fight the gravity! (holds up fist and pumps)

Hit her in the face with a shovel?
What a crap thing to write.

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1) Real boobs sag, if you never, ever wear a bra your entire life.

2) My boobs do not sag, and we are talking a D. It's called pushups, genetics, and a BRA.

3) Orthodontia has come a long way, is affordable, and even comes in invisibles now.

4) Bathing is a concept the rest of the world has stepped up to, and participates in frequently.

5) Cocaine is a helluva drug.

And she HASN'T had kids yet? Can you imagine what they'll look like after her little "Tangerine" or "Melon" or ____fill in the blank with whatever current celeb name trend latches on for some milk?

Can I sue, for eye damage?

Dude-

I have no idea what you're name is, but you are the funniest EVER.

It's true. If you want to look and feel your best they're really nothing like drinking heavily - like to organ failure. Mmm - sexy!

Is she dating one of the strokes again? I see their manager, Ryan Gentles in the background with her. Or maybe they are together? I think he is single again?

at least her feet look all healed up...or was that maggie with the nasty hooves?

#93 that drivel is the best you got? you just have no fucking idea how much you embarass yourself whenever you get on this site, do you?

She looks like cheesepizza. Honestly.

oh. mighty. lord.
had to do a double take and convicne myself it wasn't my great great great grandmother who had been dead for a few centuries and hadn't been resurrected from her grave. The only reason i could find that it wasn't my grandmother was she would look better then this.

She's tremendously talented and uniquely beautiful in a carefree, European kind of way. I admire her work, and, with the interviews of her that I've seen, she has a likeable, charismatic personality. Kirsten's a true individual.

What the hell happen to her?, she lookes so cute on Bring It On & Spider Man 1, I guess too much buzz & pot.

Why is Dunst hanging out with Tracey Ullman?

#31 exactly what I was thinking! She looks like a meth addict. Looks like she has some Meth Mites going on, too. Ewww flappy tits...put on a bra dammit!

dammm her face looks like shit from doing coke all nite, and doesnt compliment her vampire teeth. dam girl wud u do???