Jul 12 2007James Blunt sold his sister on eBay

oh my

Second.

I wonder if she's as ugly and pale as him.

White slavery rules.

I tried to sell my sister on E-bay once, but didn't even get one bid for her. It's ok though, now I sell her on MLK blvd and she brings in tons of cash. Soon I'll be able to get spinners on my Kia.........

"I ended up whacking it on eBay" too - somebody was selling pictures of Rosie O'Donnell's nip slip. I even bought the thing, but it turned out to be just a pimple on her middle fat roll.

sixth!

hmmm . . . I'm inspired to do the same with mine--but Thailand . . .

I hit that harder than a wife who won;t shut up.

doh!

Love her dress.

I love whacking it on Ebay - she's the hottest 15 year old we met the last time we went to Namibia. A little malnourished, so she fit right in the big suitcase. Good thing Angelina's afraid of spiders and won't look in the toolshed out back!

"That was the stupidest thing I've ever sold on eBay – my sister." I wonder how she feels about being called 'stupid'. i suspect it's genetic.
Stallion, you lie. Cruising gives it away for free. Somewhere there's a paki taxi looking for his spinners.

I'd whack it to James Blunt sister. Nice fuckin long legs, and hell of a rack. Would drink the cum directly out of her pussy. Hell even let it dribble down her leg, then lick it up. Would love to get my face all wet in between those long ass legs.

Victor, I'm throwing up now. Are those pictures actually his sister?

@13 Your name is classic......carry on

P.s The only thing I lied about was the Kia, oh, and maybe the tons of cash.........

Petra's so hot I'd slip a little ipecac in her drink and wait for a diarrhetic Steamer.

Uh... That isn't his sister is it? I challenge the DNA....

Victor, have you sought help yet?
the pictures are of petra nemcova, can any of you douchebags read?

Oh thats Petra... Thank god... I thought genetic science had taken a huge step back there for a minute... OR step forward depending on how you look at it...

@15 How did you learn how to type when you obviously can't fucking read.........

"And just to remind you why we hate James Blunt, he somehow managed to date this gorgeous creature, Petra Nemcova."

It's Petra, not his sister, dumbass.........

No need for help, can't help it that I love the female body so much. Would even douche her if she let me, then probably even drink the dirty douche. I love the female body so much, I would put my dick in any hole on a female human.

@21 TSFSRT

Italian Stallion.......douche bag, that is exactly what the writer wrote. Dumb fuck. He never said it was his sister.

@22 anyone who has to say how much they love the female body over and over is a fucking closet fag.........

Posted by Chauncey Gardner on July 12, 2007 5:41 PM

White slavery rules.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Are you supporting white slavery? I just don’t get you whats your take on it?

@24 closet fag, read post 25 and go get a vibrator, cocksucker........

wait, so somebody PAID to give her a helicopter ride? I don't get it.

also, am I the only one who thought that was Lohan in the first 2 pics?

@24 - You really ought to try Babelfish or something instead of trying to write English sentences on your own.

#26,

Uhhh, I'm pretty sure I'm joking around. That does happen on this board, doesn't it?

hey guys someone said theres a website for celebs only and socialites. Does anyone know the websites address? I heard only select people were given the address. Shit this is like trying to get into hyde. if you know it please post it.

Oh great a fuck head like Italian Stallion, using two different names to type messages to me. Fucker has a shriveled up cock for a brain.

I don't need a tsunami to hit me to know that aint Blunt's sister! Haw haw haw!

eeerrrmm...no

@32 "shriveled up cock on the brain" You make it to easy to prove me right, closet fag.......

"I ended up whacking it on eBay"

That's your SISTER, fella!

James Blunt is a loser, I can't believe anyone is still even thinking about that guy.
Petra looks thick and I'm not fond of the lighter hair color here.
She should go back to being skinny and brunette. She use to be pretty.

Is she another one of those over rated Victoria's secret models? I never thought she was very attractive; though I'll admit that in these pics she looks really cute. And I like her dress. And she's certainly waaaay better looking than that James Blunt dork. But if that ebay storie is true, and his sister really did end up marrying helicopter man; than thats one hell of a cute, sweet story! Wah! I'm such a romantic at heart!

#36 - she should go back to being skinny? You should go back to the universe you came from where this is considered fat. Get real.

I didn't know about JB and Petra Nemcova...
God, there's something wrong with the world!

It happens all the time - people sold to Eastern countries. No, wait, that's actually illegal.

Oh yawn. A bunch more pics of a super model that looks like the average dime-a-dozen sorostitute in my college town.

I found out about the website I heard it was courtney cox new and I mean new website. There are only a few who have the address...www.celebritysmashbox.blogspot.com I am going to tell eveyone ha

she looks good in sunglasses but she'd look even better with her face covered in my splooge.

You Americans are a bunch of retarded losers

@43. LMAO!!!
@44. Eat my american ass you pussy.

Thank you, Superficial, for putting up news that was "recent" three years ago and not even that interesting then. BRING BACK THE OLD WRITER. This website is way beyond just STARTING to suck a hairy goat nutsack--it's moved on to deepthroating donkeys now. Blech.

WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@46 You say deepthroating donkey like it is a bad thing....please go away.

She is just too hot... without words...

wow...she doesnt look like a chipmunk here wtf?....do ppl turn into chipmunks when they are just around James?

Why am I not impressed with her? I mean people touting her a supermodel is fucking hilarious, she just looks very slightly above average to me and she's so pathertic with her HP commercial and dumb next top model ripoff show coming out, and she loves the attention but she's really nothing. I guess that's what models have to do once they get old (for models).

Why am I not impressed with her? I mean people or media touting her a supermodel is fucking hilarious, she just looks very slightly above average to me and she's so pathetic with her HP commercial and dumb next top model ripoff show coming out, and she loves the attention but she's really nothing. I guess that's what models have to do once they get old (for models).

that's actually kind of a cute story.... but also totally creepy that he did that. At least she didn't end up found dead in an ice machine three days later or anything.

I'd buy that little piece of white meat x

fiftyfifth!

I really love the dress, so pretty.

Love the shot of Petra getting out of the car. One of my favorite pastimes in Vegas is waiting for the cabs, and watching all the hotties get out of the car, with their short skirts. Celebs (sometimes) know how to exit cabs without displaying their kitty, but most regular women do not. I love the Vegas hotties that go commando, and then exit the cab. Yumm... This is especially hot at night, when the girlies are going clubbing.

I head there in a few days. Hope to see some cab-trim there!

I'd stick it in her pooper.

Oh, yes I would.

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Lovely girl.

I hate James Blunt.

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i thought that was lindsay.

I can never remember which one James Blunt is ...

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#62
Bern, I can appreciate your need to draw business to your website..... obviously the fish can too because he invites you to post your URL. However, could you be a dear and turn the caps lock down a little?

Yeah, Superfish is obviously a very gracious host. Does caps lock really change your life that much?

James Blunt is Cockney rhyming slang for cunt... i.e. she's got a smelly James Blunt!

My sister Kali was also sold once.But after a while the buyer returned her to me together with the double amount of money of the selling price.Anybody interested to buy her??

oh my god that is not even right !!!

To 28: no, I was just coming on here to say how much she looks like a healthy Lindsay. Seriously, it's creepy.

No matter how hrad you scrub Petra that scent of Blunt is never ever going away...

Oh my God I thought it was Lindsay Lohan.

Oh my God I thought it was Lindsay Lohan.

#22 - which is exactly why you'll never get to put your dick into any hole on any woman.

#64 - Bern, you go right on plugging your website however you like. You gave Google a reason to return a result for "Disturbingly Massive Breast Shot". Your blog is the best thing on the Interweb since the Urban Dictionary was created.

Bern is the only commenter on this site who doesn't get slammed for plugging his own site. There is a reason for that, and when Fish figures out why, life will be good again.

you find about this now?

this is old news.

"he called your mom a whore and slept with your sister"

i nearly died laughing at that one. that sounds like something peter griffin would say, lol.

James was the guy with the helicopter ;)

And Blunt clearly sold his himself to Mr. Down Under, how the fuck else do you explain how he got someone like that?

She liked him for his talent?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NO.

damn his got a hot sister!

Somedays I'd like to smack my sis, but sell her? Nope... :)

yes #22 is kinda gayish creepy...

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