Jul 30 2007Britney Spears gets her thong on
The Sun got their hands on these pictures which were taken just five days before Britney Spears' infamous head-shaving incident back in February.
Partying with pals at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot's resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.
I guess I should've put up a disclaimer for these pictures. You know, something to prevent people from opening their eyes. Because, man, a warning like that really could've helped me out. I put up this post, and then with my last remaining seconds of sight I tried to scratch "Help me" into my office window.
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Reader Comments
1. hotCock - July 30, 2007 5:09 PM
First!!!
And Oh My God
2. hotcock - July 30, 2007 5:10 PM
that ass is one in a million..baby fuck yeah..
getting my squirt on
3. Parrish - July 30, 2007 5:11 PM
big bum
4. Me - July 30, 2007 5:11 PM
Nice ass (BS, of course).
5. wedgeone - July 30, 2007 5:14 PM
HOLY SHIT!! THE SIZE OF BRIT'S ASS!! THAT MAN IN THE PIC IN A BUTTERFLY THONG!! MY EYES!! {begins gouging out eyes with wooden spoon}
This pic is the epitome of everything that is wrong with 21st century society.
Can you imaging what her boys' lives will be like, having all the kids in school pasting photos like this to their lockers? They'll become the new Columbine kids by the time they're 13.
6. Chauncey Gardner - July 30, 2007 5:14 PM
Jesus Christ - are the tabloids paying her to fill the "stupid, fat, talentless whore" void left by Anna Nicole? I mean, doesn't it seem like Brit's super-ridiculous-outrageousness multiplied a thousandfold right after ANS kicked it? How long until she's got her own TV show?
7. Sassy - July 30, 2007 5:15 PM
She's so clASSy.
8. kellygirl57 - July 30, 2007 5:15 PM
OMG - Barf! I'm actually starting to feel bad for Kevin Federline....how embarassing that this thing mothered his children. Bleh!
9. Mick - July 30, 2007 5:17 PM
Ew, Who does this?
What's that line on her ass??
She is a filthy Skank.
10. texas tranny - July 30, 2007 5:19 PM
You like my thong?
11. Mick - July 30, 2007 5:19 PM
# 6 is kinda right,
she has seem to replace Anna Nicole by becoming the new Skanky Fat Mess.
12. Ooba Gooba - July 30, 2007 5:20 PM
Everything about Twitney just screams class.
13. hot cock teaser - July 30, 2007 5:21 PM
BTW--my ass is smaller higher tighter than any of those 3!!
14. Victor - July 30, 2007 5:22 PM
Oh hell yeah, INSTANT HARD ON. I love that ass of hers, nice and round, nice and big. I could really shoot lots of my man loads in that ass. But one question, what the fuck is up with the fishnet stockings all the time? Anyway, who cares, I could get it on with her anytime.
15. Victor - July 30, 2007 5:23 PM
#13 Hot Cock Teaser, when we going to talk? You haven't talked to me in a while.
16. KFed - July 30, 2007 5:27 PM
Shit... y'all. I fucked the the chick on the right more times than I tapped Brit.
Who knew- 2 shots, 2 kids.
Thanks God I dumped her before she got as big as fucking Rosie O'Donnell.
17. Fromme_The_Wop - July 30, 2007 5:29 PM
Her ass doesn't look bad until you look at the ass on the chick next to her. Then you realize just how sloppy that shit has become.
18. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - July 30, 2007 5:29 PM
dress rehearsal for the Crying Game? That pic is just all kinds of wrong.
19. hot cock teaser - July 30, 2007 5:31 PM
#15, I have to go, but I'll leave you with thoughts of making a real cum catcher on a lower back region!
20. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - July 30, 2007 5:32 PM
right on target, testa. the other chick has a nice ass, would have been a little classier looking without the cigarette though.
21. wastedOne - July 30, 2007 5:32 PM
Looks like she either just got done crying, doing blow, or both.
What a freaking mess!
22. Lily - July 30, 2007 5:34 PM
Like I mentioned before, she needs to keep her ass to herself!
23. Lily - July 30, 2007 5:34 PM
Like I mentioned before, she needs to keep her ass to herself!
24. We-Le-Surrender.... - July 30, 2007 5:35 PM
WARNING: There may in fact be two penis on the other side of that photo....
25. pyrrho - July 30, 2007 5:37 PM
I just barfed in my mouth
26. Victor - July 30, 2007 5:37 PM
#19 quit teasing and show me your ass, so I can decide if your ass is indeed to die for.
27. fatty - July 30, 2007 5:39 PM
Yo man. That FAGGOT looks so ASHY! He needs some lotion. And Brit just looks like a hot trailer home of a mess!
28. ph7 - July 30, 2007 5:39 PM
The best picture of her in months.
That ass is not bad. It's a horrible mess now, but it has a certain hot porn star nastiness to in this picture.
29. papa bear - July 30, 2007 5:41 PM
When did Kim Kardashian become a crazy white girl from Louisiana? Could you imagine if this was your mom posing for pix like this? Her kids are most likely already planning their suicides.
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
30. danr - July 30, 2007 5:44 PM
nice browneye you got there Brit. either bleach it or hide it.
31. Lux - July 30, 2007 5:46 PM
Ewwww. She's on drugs. Get it together and do some fucking squats.
32. Bill Clinton - July 30, 2007 5:47 PM
Thanks, I was just eating.
33. boo - July 30, 2007 5:56 PM
#20 I'm pretty sure that is BRIT'S hand holding the cigarette.
34. Jim - July 30, 2007 5:58 PM
That's a nice, full, round, grown-woman's ass. After reading the comments on the Dakota Fanning thread, I'm not surprised all you 13-year-old loving pedos are disgusted. Now you know how we feel about you.
35. free sample - July 30, 2007 6:02 PM
I bet college kids are trying for psychiatric careers all over America planning to analyse the kids and make millions writing books about it.
36. marsh - July 30, 2007 6:04 PM
why is the hooker on the right wearing two different kinds of fishnets? and one of them only on her right butt cheek? wtf?!
37. C4C - July 30, 2007 6:13 PM
I love my ass. Its smoking hot! I'm smoking hot! I'm HOT! And you are all losers!
38. adeliza - July 30, 2007 6:13 PM
My God!!!
It's 2 cans of tinned DAK Ham!!!!!
39. adeliza - July 30, 2007 6:14 PM
I wonder if a slice of pineapple comes with it?
40. LL - July 30, 2007 6:14 PM
I wonder if K-Fed's lawyer has this picture already.
Bitches... judges tend to take custody away from women who stumble around drunk, hang out with strippers and generally act like they might accidentally leave their kid on the roof of their car because they were too busy looking for smokes in their giant purses to pay attention to the location of their offspring. Christ, it's like she's following a list of Things NOT To Do If You Don't Want Your Kids Taken Away. I've said it before, but when manskank K-Fed looks like the more responsible parent, you're a bad parent. I'm sure some lame-ass apologist will get on here boo-hooing about how Britney is entitled to have some fun and she's still young and whatnot, but sorry, when you reproduce, your having-fun days are dramatically curtailed. Either squeeze the kids out early and deal with it like an adult and stay home and don't get wasted all the time, or don't, and you can have all the fun you want.
41. LF - July 30, 2007 6:14 PM
It's not just her ass that's fat. Look at her arms, and her back. Mmm, gluttony tastes good with crazy.
42. Me - July 30, 2007 6:16 PM
1.) The dancer dude needs to lotion his butt because it's ashy.
2.) WHY THE FUCK do celebrities - even the completely retarded, strung out ones - keep doing stupid shit in front of CAMERAS? (Not that I want them to stop, as it's obviously delightful.)
3.) Why does she still have her children?
43. Bite Me! - July 30, 2007 6:17 PM
@37 C4C lets see that smoking hot ass of yours!!!
44. Queenbuzz - July 30, 2007 6:19 PM
I'm more afraid of the BUTTerfly
45. Rachael - July 30, 2007 6:21 PM
Fucking fat ass!
46. HELP - July 30, 2007 6:24 PM
Shit, she is ugly. I'm sorry, round ass or not (and I think women look much better with curves), she is just a fugly, classless attention whore. And what the hell is that line running down her legs?
She always looks like she just walked out of a trailer park.
47. Starscanfrighten - July 30, 2007 6:24 PM
I just can't get over the size of it.
48. Rachael - July 30, 2007 6:32 PM
She has stockings on - that is why there is a line down her leg.
49. A-C - July 30, 2007 6:35 PM
Britney's ass is so amazing.
That that dude's ass has seriously hurt my face.
50. domingo flores - July 30, 2007 6:35 PM
britney spears you are so fucking stupid.
51. Starscanfrighten - July 30, 2007 6:42 PM
She's rearing up like she's in heat.
52. 37 sounds like Kelli - July 30, 2007 6:50 PM
WELL are you? If not I fear for the fate of our universe if there are 2 arrogant whores like you here.
53. fatboy - July 30, 2007 6:52 PM
Who's the chick on the left?
54. MeatSack - July 30, 2007 6:54 PM
That's some sweet cowgirl fantasy for me. I'm throbbing now...
55. Prince - July 30, 2007 6:58 PM
How am I supposed to whack off with that fags ass in the picture???
56. Bite Me! - July 30, 2007 7:04 PM
@55 the same way you whack off to the pic you have attached to your name!!
57. Lux - July 30, 2007 7:05 PM
Look at Britney's big fat ham arm next to that other chicks arm.
58. Erect - July 30, 2007 7:09 PM
*Sigh.* Even now, she makes me cream. Never brought any of her music, though. Which is weired because I just discovered the tunes of one Janis Joplin, who could sing like an angel but was ugly as sin. Is there some sort of inverse relationship regarding looks/actual talent going on here???
59. Chauncey Gardner - July 30, 2007 7:14 PM
#34,
You make an interesting point about the freaky Dakota-lovers.
But, the irony is that Dakota Fanning seems to be far more intellectually-developed than 'grown woman' Britney Spears, who has the intelligence of a severely inbred Dalmation. I believe this is why there are people fixating on the decidedly not-cute 13-year-old Dakota.
Let me put it to you this way: We know which one you would choose to fuck if you had the opportunity. But, which one do you think would be more help when you're doing a crossword puzzle? Britney, who has the mind of a child, couldn't help you get through a maze if it was only two straight lines.
It is because of this that we must *applaud* our resident pedophiles for at least making the most intelligent choice!
60. theoriginalmilf - July 30, 2007 7:21 PM
OMFG, it's Britney 'the Shit Stain' Spears. She's gonna lay the smack down while she lays something else on her opponents.
61. tinyELVISpanties - July 30, 2007 7:24 PM
I gl@d I b bysxul. i wan 2 e@t BS @ss 4 evr
62. tinyELVISpanties - July 30, 2007 7:26 PM
4 sho, th@t @ss iz $$$
63. mrs.t - July 30, 2007 7:31 PM
That is some kind of gorgeous "dressing room". Is this strip club in Flint, Michigan?
64. Just Threw Up - July 30, 2007 7:32 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65. FromOutOfNoWhere - July 30, 2007 7:33 PM
Oh man, see that's what I'm talking about, she is so hot. I'm telling you this girl got back and is fine all over. Quick thinking of slamming my hand to cover the freak int he picture prevented the pic from being ruined. Someone needs to photoshop his ass out of the pic.
Come on Brittney, we're waiting on you to sign that contract with Vivid Videos.
Wahoo.
66. Fromme_The_Wop - July 30, 2007 7:34 PM
I like cheese.
67. Kevin Federline Jr. - July 30, 2007 7:36 PM
That Black Chick on the left is HOT!!! What? You mean that's a man?? WOW!!
Oh will, She/He is still hotter then Britney and unfortunately I've had Britney!
68. O.J. Simpson - July 30, 2007 7:41 PM
Now that chick on the right, is one fine looking white women! That thing in the middle sort of looks like Nicole!! But that black chick on the end looks familiar for some reason??? Wait, Al Cowlings is that you?? Where did you park my Bronco?
69. Mr. T - July 30, 2007 7:48 PM
I PITY THE FOOL WHO....Ah, this is just sad! Wow Britney, you know you have really bottomed out when I won't even pity a fool and you are definetly far past being a fool and are now just a sad caricature of your former self!!! Man, I never knew I could be so deep and insightful....HANIBAL, KEEP THAT FOOL MURDOCH AWAY FROM ME!!! I DON'T WANT TO FLY ON NO PLANE!!!
70. Prince - July 30, 2007 7:49 PM
#56 I can't help it if I'm pretty!!
71. BGC TODAY - July 30, 2007 7:50 PM
What impresses me about this woman is her confidence. If I looked like that I would not even leave the house and if I had to, I would wear a trashbag and act like a bum or a dead plant. Britney, instead chooses to go out to a club and strip while posing for cameras. That is one hell of a confidence.
BTW check out http://www.bgctoday.com for Hillary Duff's belly dancing.
72. George - July 30, 2007 7:51 PM
I thought you get paid when you take pictures like these. Oh yeah, normal looking dancers get paid, and washed up nobodies do this for free to get PR. It's really too bad that the dancer on the right didn't stick her cigarette in the electrical box and blew them all up. These are three of the ugliest people that I have ever seen in my entire life.
73. woodhorse - July 30, 2007 7:59 PM
#8 So True. While I used to point, laugh, slap my knee and exclaim:"You're a Scientologist" , I now point, laugh hysterically, hold onto the wall for support and choke out "You shagged Britney"!.
74. titsonsnack - July 30, 2007 8:04 PM
Ha. Remember when planet Earth was so scandalized because Britney was photographed with a smoke in her hand?
75. Arden - July 30, 2007 8:13 PM
Oh whatever. If there are people on here that don't have pics that they wish they hadn't posed for . . .
God forbid she shouldn't have any fun we don't approve of?
76. Arden - July 30, 2007 8:13 PM
Oh whatever. If there are people on here that don't have pics that they wish they hadn't posed for . . .
God forbid she shouldn't have any fun we don't approve of?
77. DarkOneX - July 30, 2007 8:15 PM
She's not fat, why do peeps keep saying that!!! She's not super skinny by any means but she's not FAT! Fat = Rosie O'donnel etc. She does look hoe'y and shiz lately but I'd still bang the crap out of that ass any day, she has that porn star body that's built for slamming.
78. heb - July 30, 2007 8:20 PM
She should stop running around with no clothes, she is HUGH!! OMG, her ass is GROSS!!! She is the one who needs weight watchers.
79. gay4girls - July 30, 2007 8:24 PM
I mentioned this before . . . I think, but BS has the worst case of Michael Jacksonitis since, well, Michael Jackson. I'm sorry you ruined your childhood, Britney. I'm sorry you never got to be the anonymous trailer park skank who tried to rush at ASU, ended up doing kegstands and getting a train ran on you by a bunch of gay frat dudes, photographed with semen coming out of your ear, and placed on poster-sized printouts all over campus, and not accepted into any sorority because you are too big of a skank (no small accomplishment). Really, I'm sorry. I know it was your destiny, and you were robbed. But your a grown up now, and this is just ridiculous. Stop trying to recapture your lost youth, or wind up like Michael, probably worse, because at least he is (was) a genius.
80. justifiable - July 30, 2007 8:25 PM
As soon as she gave the paparazzi those wide open meat curtain shots, that was the ball game. No one was ever again gonna be happy with normal smiling party shots of her, and what else can she give anyone? She's not singing outsode of a lame lip-sync gig or two, no one wants to hear her say anything because she's as dumb as a bag of hair. So all that's left for her to do to get the attention she's addicted to is to slide her sloppy bits around a pole, gyrate badly, throw a tantrum and maybe drop - or put out a cigarette on - one of her kids.
81. LAST!!! - July 30, 2007 8:28 PM
LAST SUCKERS!!!
82. justifiable - July 30, 2007 8:29 PM
#79 gay4, at least Michael wanted to spend time with his kids. Well, lots of people's kids, really, but kids, to be sure. You just can't beat diligent parenting as a sign of maturity.
83. KL - July 30, 2007 8:51 PM
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
84. bond - July 30, 2007 8:53 PM
i'm crying right now. and unbelievably it's not even britneys fault. it's that mans.
85. anninimouse - July 30, 2007 8:59 PM
What the hell are her asscheeks PINK????
are THEY blushing, too????
86. lyrical kelbo - July 30, 2007 9:07 PM
Last...............LOSERZZZZZ
87. HellYes - July 30, 2007 9:15 PM
I would rim that fine ass for days.
88. my god... it's full of idiots - July 30, 2007 9:21 PM
Either of these photos combined with the phrase "mother of two" should be enough to tank this no-talent's career & have her kids taken away from her.
Sadly, no.
Thanks alot idiotic Britney-worshipping douchebags. Stay classy!
89. Hecubus - July 30, 2007 9:30 PM
DISGUSTING. But that short haired black chick is hot.
90. Steve - July 30, 2007 9:35 PM
Great. Now one of you pedos is calling the most famous pedo, Michael Jackson, a "genius." Perfect. At least that explains why there's so much unhappiness over pictures of an adult woman's very ordinary-shaped ass. Quick, Fish, post a story about Kate Beckinsale, so all the "guys" can dream of tasting a vomit-flavored kiss from an anorexic girlboy who doesn't have all those nasty curves. Better yet, go right to the pictures of a 9 year old boy (and include lots of butt shots). Then everybody will be happy.
91. aussie - July 30, 2007 9:44 PM
Her ass looks better than 90% of the asses we all see in a normal day....
92. Starscanfrighten - July 30, 2007 9:53 PM
Who the fuck are these self-righteous cocksuckers?? If you don't want to make fun of cheesedick attention-whore celebrities, don't come to this site.
93. gay4girls - July 30, 2007 10:00 PM
Hey Steve, lots of geniuses did weird shit. And I'm sure nothing he did is weirder than sending your kids over for a slumber party at Michael Jackson's house. Should he be in prison? Most likely. Whatever. Probably the best modern dancer ever, and an incredible singer. Side issue.
What IS pressing, however, is your and your kind's importunate habit of coming out of the toolbox in front of everyone. FIne, you're "special," I understand. Now, go whip up a big go fuck yourself sandwich and call it a night.
94. sean preston - July 30, 2007 10:12 PM
m-m-mommy...? MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
95. Scott - July 30, 2007 10:17 PM
she actually looks good in these photos
96. my god... it's full of idiots - July 30, 2007 10:17 PM
"Her ass looks better than 90% of the asses we all see in a normal day...."
Really? Seriously? I see a dozen asses way finer than that just waitin' for the bus to work. When I'm at work I see another 2 dozen asses waaayy finer than that slab-assed-cellulite-riddled parody of an ass.
Then again, I work at a university where 90% of the asses I see are attached to girls that aren't drug-addicted-two-kid-havin' skanks in their mid-twenties. Your mileage may vary.
97. asdak - July 30, 2007 10:37 PM
I hate fat asses. Give me a small curvy ass anytime. Her ass is as disgusting as her face. She used to be ok looking. Now she looks worse than a wildabeast.
98. Tasha - July 30, 2007 10:45 PM
Correct me if im wrong, and I didn't read the other posts, but in the second one, what looks to be the peaking of the brown eye, seems to infact be a slight smear... I've never been one for Britney bashing, but isn't that what it looks like?
99. roughdaddy - July 30, 2007 10:46 PM
say what you will, her ass needs punisment,,,well back then
100. Liz - July 30, 2007 10:48 PM
I'm wondering if that girl on the right is the Antonella Barba (sp?), of American Idol fame, look-alike that was in all those pictures when AI was on. She looks a lot like Antonella.
101. bootyio - July 30, 2007 10:51 PM
She Got A Ba-dunk-a-dunk!! :O
102. leah - July 30, 2007 11:16 PM
WTF! When is she she just going to go away and file for bankruptcy?
103. leah - July 30, 2007 11:16 PM
WTF! When is she she just going to go away and file for bankruptcy?
104. FrouFrou - July 30, 2007 11:42 PM
Fwapp Fwapp Fwapp
Fwapp Fwapp Fwapp
Fwapp Fwapp Fwapp
No doubt about it:
Duder has te best ass there.
105. Madison - July 31, 2007 12:21 AM
Wow. That is a beautiful ass!
106. IWantThat - July 31, 2007 12:45 AM
I would love to fuck that trashy sluts fat ass. I don't care what any of you say. It's Britney and I would soooooooooo nail her in that fat drugged out ass.
107. JR - July 31, 2007 12:51 AM
Fucking disgusting.
108. Mdiz - July 31, 2007 1:43 AM
Still...I'd toss that multi million dollar salad! Call me KFed2!
109. a - July 31, 2007 1:57 AM
she may be crazy but she has a great ass
110. eek - July 31, 2007 2:29 AM
her ass might look doable but her pussy still looks like shit....so yeah.
111. Truth be told... - July 31, 2007 3:38 AM
Disgusting. I'm starting to think she really went wacko after getting preggo with her second child so soon after the first. Maybe its postpartum or bipolar or something, in addition to drugs. Either way, there comes a time when you have to realize...your times up! And Britneys time is seriously into overtime. She just doesn't have that certain something anymore. Now she just looks like a sloppy mess. No, she's not a giant heffer, her body is probably better than the average US woman. And there is still something pretty abt her face, but only a little above average. Overall, in order to be a celebrity you have to have either talent or really amazing looks, or something to that affect. Britney used to be a great entertainer, but was lacking as far as singing goes. She had charisma and energy and could dance. And she had an amazing figure and sexy and beautiful face. Now look at her dance; its pathetic. All I can think abt is that episode of The Family Guy. I wish she would just straighten up for her kids and get out of Hollywood. If she doesn't she just gonna end up either dead or the laughing stock of the town (which she almost is).
112. *** - July 31, 2007 4:15 AM
why is she wearing her thong on top of her pantihose????
113. Frick! - July 31, 2007 6:15 AM
Thats a giant fricken vericose vein running down the back of her leg, I tell ya. Ok, just kidding. But she's such a lady....the lady is a tramp, that is.
114. InstantAsshat_AddFame - July 31, 2007 6:30 AM
Tasha, you're not wrong. That's the edge of the bunghole peeking out. Endless class, this one...
*rolls eyes*
Poor kids of hers.
115. lattygirl - July 31, 2007 7:21 AM
wtf is wrong with her ass!!?? she seems proud of it.....
scar from lipo gone wrong??
or....tights....?
who the FUCK would wear a thong OVER tights with a huge ass run in them?
i guess when you're a crack whore you just don't hold yourself up to those standards anymore....
116. lattygirl - July 31, 2007 7:22 AM
and that's a pretty fat ass, too.
117. wtfisthis - July 31, 2007 7:42 AM
The girl on the right looks like Nikki Reed in Thirteen...
118. luna - July 31, 2007 8:02 AM
"i guess when you're a crack whore you just don't hold yourself up to those standards anymore...." WELL SAID
119. Flavio - July 31, 2007 8:34 AM
come on, she's on synthetic opiates, not crack! seriously, this pic makes me want to put it in her butt. and i want her to have a drink, and a smoke, with her kids downstairs playing with the oven when i do it.
120. RichPort - July 31, 2007 8:41 AM
Holy shitsticks! This trainwreck has a great ass. Fuck me, did I just write that? I would keep a close watch on her diet for like a week, just to make sure she didn't eat any corn (she can have whatever the fuck else she wants) before I treated her like a newly arrived fluffer in a Big Dick XII, Attack From the Rear. I mean, who wants corn on their dick?
121. Crap Tonight - July 31, 2007 9:08 AM
Jeez they are standing in front of a row of CHEFS UNIFORMS, that means that the chefs come and put those clothes on and cook food for people possibly LIKE US and those clothes have been next to that ass...oh
and I CANT GO ON....
122. Texas Tranny - July 31, 2007 9:14 AM
@10, My first troll, thank you, you’ve now made my life complete. LOL.
The fag’s ass on the left does look similar to my ass, but mine is lily white. I would do all three at once. Would love sucking his hot cock, while BS fucks me hard with a strap-on and the other chick sucking my cock, I LOVE a threesome. Seriously my ass does look better than the fag’s ass and I wear prettier panties.
123. margaretta - July 31, 2007 9:28 AM
You can take the girl out of the double wide but you can take the double wide out of the whore
124. don't recycle - July 31, 2007 9:31 AM
No shit, that ass is a double wide already and looking to add on...
125. Ari Fishmonger - July 31, 2007 9:49 AM
omg, th..th...that's terrible.
D'ya think that's how she met Kevin? Hit me babay, ooohhhh! That's a MAN, man.
126. BIG PENIS - July 31, 2007 9:52 AM
Ya'all are just so jealous of me. My ass is perfect. I look so good and I look
better than the other two people in the picture. My ex-husband got the kids, stop worrying about them. I had them, you didn't. I will keep showing my nice
ass no matter what you fat people say.
127. Steve - July 31, 2007 10:12 AM
@93 gay4Michael - I always wondered about those Michael Jackson fans who would cheer wildly and equally at his concerts and courthouse appearances. That's some really messed up thinking you've got there. For pedos, it's simple - a bullet to the head. Same deal for pedo-fans, who point to the pedo's virtues, which are rendered irrelevant by the pedophilia. Rape a kid? Bullet to the head. It's very simple. All you need is mental clarity and a pair of functioning 'nads (it's not too late, I bet you could find a used set on eBAY).
128. carspetz - July 31, 2007 10:28 AM
Is that chick on the right the real girl from the antonella barbara explicit blow job pictures?
129. jrzmommy - July 31, 2007 10:30 AM
I was driving along the Pennsylvania Turnpike not too long ago and there was a horse trailer in front of us..........if there was a tail where the thong is.....that was EXACTLY what was looking at me through my windshield.
130. my comment - July 31, 2007 10:34 AM
Satan is walking the Earth.
131. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 10:36 AM
@127 Actually never "cheered" for Michael at either his concerts or his courthouse appearances. I'm not even going to bother trying to explain the dialectical fallacy of the your attempted negation of one's dancing talent vis-a-vis one's (alleged) sexual preference, but let's just say it's akin to denying the nutritional value of apples (good fiber content if a little sugary) if a kitten falls out of an apple tree. But your pathetic attempt at lumping two completely disparate topics together (1) my assessment of Michael Jackson's dancing ability, and (2) the fact that you are a used dooshbag [sic] wedged in giraffe's ass, is downright annoying. As much as I appreciate the George Bush school of disparate associations (911=Iraq), your argument, stated philosophically, looks like this:
gay4girls thinks MJ is a good dancer: MJ may well be a pedophile: pedophiles are bad: therefore, Steve is not a shitlicker with his thumb in his ass.
Bad thinking, my friend, bad thinking.
132. chimpae - July 31, 2007 10:41 AM
she had a fuckable ass back then.
133. berlinmassive - July 31, 2007 10:42 AM
why the hell are you all so concerned with britney? the real question here is, whats the name of that chick on the right and where do i get see more of her...????
134. Steve - July 31, 2007 10:57 AM
@131 gay4Michael - congrats on your verbal SAT score! Why not just post it for everybody to see? Anyway, there's this little bomb in the middle of your sweaty wordsmithing: "one's (alleged) sexual preference." Sexual preferences involve adults of either sex. Other objects of sexual desire - kids, animals, shoes - belong to a broad category of sexual disorders, not preferences. People with these disorders, or at least familiar with the impulses they involve, refuse to grant this distinction. I'm not surprised to see where you stand (or kneel, or whatever) on this.
135. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 11:14 AM
We're a little beyond verbal SAT scores here, Steve. You are cleverly countering my intricate arguments by pointing your finger and yelling "pedophile" but you will not fool me. Now you are trying to shift the grounding of our little discussion here to a matter of semantics. One man's preference, I suppose, is a another man's disorder. Let me make this very clear: I do not think that it's "okay" to fuck kids. Really, honestly, I don't. I really truly wish people would stop fucking kids (although that would probably completely destroy the porn and exotic dancing industry, such is life). I understand that this is a very emotional topic, but I'm not sure the hard-and-fast stigmatization of molestation is really in the best interest of the victim (if you're interested in actually learning something about this, you could start with Foucault's History of Sexuality, Volume I). It might make US feel better to put a bullet in the head of a MJ, but the "healing" of the victim cannot commence on this dichotomous plane of evil and justice. In any case, my esteemed fellow-poster, the fact that I don't think that you are much of thinker, and perhaps a bit of a tool, does in no way implicate me in any "disorderly" desires. I like my lesbians post-pubescent, I assure you. Maybe I fucked a shoe once.
136. Texas Tranny - July 31, 2007 11:41 AM
You mean that just because I wear pretty panties and love to cum in them; I have a “disorder”? I thought it was perfectly normal behavior on my part.
Just remember that NORMAL is only a setting on the refrigerator.
137. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 11:43 AM
No TT, that's perfectly fine. Preferable, if you ask me.
138. wedgeone - July 31, 2007 11:46 AM
#56 - nice to hit a home run when they lob up such an easy target to hit, eh? LOL!
#71 - You've confused "confidence" with "narcissistic insanity".
Steve & gay: take it outside, will ya'?
139. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 11:49 AM
I can't wedge, but we are posting on a dead post. I told him to meet me at the bike racks after school but the lil' nancypants ran home to mommy.
140. Steve - July 31, 2007 11:50 AM
gay4Michael, you've got a big vocabulary. And a perpetrator's mentality.
141. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 11:55 AM
Wow Steve, that burns. You win. I just can't compete with neo-Puritan anti-intellectualism. Really, I've been trying for years.
142. Texas Tranny - July 31, 2007 11:57 AM
@141 gay4girls, I knew I liked you for a reason.
I would like to email you.
143. sasha - July 31, 2007 11:57 AM
WHo would of thought this its not even the fact she was "america's sweetheart" all the shows they were like on disney britney was sweet and innocent like two kids shes under thirty why does she s till look gross
144. Susan's sister - July 31, 2007 12:13 PM
"I'm not sure the hard-and-fast stigmatization of molestation is really in the best interest of the victim"
Ordinarily, I don't agree with the mouth-breathers, but I'm with Steve on this one. Gay4girls, whatever you're trying to do with your VERY IMPRESSIVE MIND (happy?) on this issue, at times you're directly speaking the language of the people who engage in pedophilia. My sister's son was molested, and trust me, there are no fucking shades of gray involved. Your elastic views of this sort of thing become the doorway the molester walks through, and afterwards you say "hey, that's not what I said, it isn't my fault." Get some real-life experience with victims and you'll find quite a bit of clarity about necessary boundaries.
145. FACE - July 31, 2007 12:17 PM
That fag in the pic has the nerve to be gay AND ashy. SOmeone should have oiled his ass and elbows
146. MrSemprini - July 31, 2007 12:20 PM
I've got a thong in my heart!!!
147. Dizzybenny - July 31, 2007 12:25 PM
next time just the red head please!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!!!!!!!
148. MrSemprini - July 31, 2007 12:28 PM
@145 Please say you're kidding. I was feeling a real connection to the chick on the far left. A good connection and not the restraining order kind, really...
149. Brooke - July 31, 2007 12:37 PM
oh my god. britney is such a fat ass.
150. s.bear - July 31, 2007 12:42 PM
um...can we say coked out?
151. gay4girls - July 31, 2007 1:07 PM
@144
Actually, I do have experience with victims (scary thought: I've worked as a crisis counselor). We all do, whether we know it or not (No Steve, not my victims). There's no shades of gray, but it's much more complicated than we make it out to be.
152. Hmm... - July 31, 2007 2:28 PM
Whoa my gawd! That is one set of very wrong pics! Bad enough the pink thing next her, but you can sure see how the KFC, Cheetos an' soda are workin' their fat replicatin' magic on her.
Of course, she's even tubbier now, many months after the above pics were taken.
Whatta country-ghetto cow she is.
153. mother2bee - July 31, 2007 5:03 PM
she looks good here, but does she have to be such a hobag? think of the kids brit!!!!
154. Spanky - July 31, 2007 5:05 PM
I hope you have a big trunk.......
Because I'm putting my bike in it!
155. Lowlands - July 31, 2007 7:16 PM
This photo on top does remind me on The Three Monkeys.The only difference is The Three Monkeys are similar sized but the one in the middle on this photo has a notable bigger ass.
156. Sauron - July 31, 2007 7:33 PM
When is the full tape coming out??
157. ♣♣♣♣♣krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣♣ - July 31, 2007 9:15 PM
♦♦♦♦♦Dear God, Send a lighting bolt down from HEAVEN and strike♦♦♦♦♦
thiz bitch in the head and zhow her that zhe iz making herzelf
look like a fatt whore with bad extenzionz....pleaze God
zhez killing uz..and pleaze blezz the children♥♥
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158. priest - July 31, 2007 10:22 PM
I agree with gay4girls - some of those altar boys are just *begging* for it.
159. poopoo - July 31, 2007 10:28 PM
BITCH DID U FART?
160. DingDongJuan - July 31, 2007 11:57 PM
That has to be photo shopped, everyone knows britney doesn't wear panties
161. Me! - August 1, 2007 1:55 AM
Man thongs should be illegal. And does Britney have a massive scar on her leg or does she have her panties OUTSIDE of her pantyhose? I needs to know.
162. I M Hard - August 1, 2007 2:08 AM
What a GREAT ASS. She has me so hard right now. I am gonna shoot a creamy load for that sexy bitch!
163. aa - August 1, 2007 2:11 AM
Sadly, people would've loved to see this 5 years ago when she was the princess of pop. Now, its just plain nASSty.
164. bleh - August 1, 2007 7:03 AM
you can see the brown area around her poophole. that's hot.
165. berlinmassive - August 1, 2007 7:16 AM
WHO IS THE BITCH ON THE RIGHT, GODDAMNIT
166. Yule Log - August 1, 2007 5:19 PM
I'd love to lick all three of those fine asses all day everyday!
167. Lola - August 1, 2007 6:11 PM
"Her ass doesn't look bad until you look at the ass on the chick next to her. Then you realize just how sloppy that shit has become."
Brits ass is hotter.
168. Starscanfrighten - August 1, 2007 7:02 PM
I'm so f*ckin glad that nasty ass picture is gone. It doesn't smell anymore when I go to this site.
169. sue - August 12, 2007 6:59 PM
I would like to be tied down while Britney takes off her panties, sits on my face and smother's my nose in that, forced~
170. jeff mofo - August 15, 2007 11:47 AM
Britney's best carrier option right now is scat porn.