Jul 31 2007Britney Spears and Kevin Federline officially divorced

i feel such sorrow. now all my romantic illusions about marriage have been shattered.

This makes me want to literally throw up.

What the holy hell is that on her back in the last pic? Some sort of glitter pattern? Goes so well with the facial acne!

Pretty dress.

If those two classy kids can't make it work, then I feel bad for the rest of us.

The world is officially over.

A year ago, who'd have thought K-Fed was going to be the better parent of the two!

Okay i'm now taking bets on who she is going to marry next -

my personal choice is one of her bodyguards or the guy that delivers her mail

3, it's called a shadow from her nappy hair.

@4 TT that dress is hideous! I thought you had better taste

I just can't get over that she still goes out in public. Doesn't she have a mirror?

I would still bang the hell out of her.

I could take a crap,a small crap at that, and auction it off on ebay.That would pay my court costs, child support etc.I could make more in 20 minutes off of feces than you losers will in 20 years at your government job.
Thank You , Have a nice day.

She looks like something my cat threw up, swallowed, and threw up again.
WTC!!!

So would I but then I do lots of things in private that I wouldn't do in the street.

#9 There's a zigzag spotty pattern going on there, her back looks two-toned. WTF?

I am divorced. I am so happy, no kids to deal with and no husband that cheats. I will always be grateful to the people who stuck behind me. I don't need Paris to show me about hair extensions, I look good and I know it. My forehead looks nice the way I wear my hair. I just did a bunch of coke and I feel silly. Not sure what I'll do next, stay tuned. Love, Britney xxxooo

Does she even OWN a MIRROR???

I was thinking the same thing. There is no way he had an attorney present at this trial. How do the kids remain 50-50 in terms of custody?

Can the judge be charged for trial abuse?

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Remember the gay bashers in the Village inthe 80's? Well I'm going to start the "Baby-Doll Dress Wearer Bashers" club. Anyone in???

I've had it up to HERE!!!! (holds finger up to nose)

#13 I doubt it, we're not buying your shit here, let alone on eBay! Are you now your own financial manager, too?

#18 I heard she did once - but they've all been shattering lately when she uses them.

I'd never had thought Britney would have back fat. I mean, where are her scapulae? Not a good look for you Britney.

TAKE OFF THE FUCKING WIG AND COMB YOUR HAIR BITCH.

Is she just tying weaves to her head with scarves now? She's not even trying to get the wig on straight anymore.

Omg, WHY do magazine's still write about her?! She is so pathetic. Next puhlease!!!

Is that the real FRIST or her troll?

@ 25 Because she's like a trainwreck...can't look away....

#25 Do you have a better nutcase for us to make fun of, because I'd like to see them

Next she'll have one of those baseball caps (prob. Von Dutch) with a ponytail attached and two beer cans with a straw on either side of her pneumatic skull for easy sippability.

It's me FRIST!!! How you doin today???

You know it's the REAL frist when I don't talk disgusting, or not too disgusting, anyway..heheeheheh

@ 10, just kidding, I do have better taste than Shitney.
I do love the feminine floral pattern.

She's a hot mess and a half.

#13,

You are a charlatan! The REAL Britney could never correctly use a word as big and mysterious as "feces".

did we ever think we'd see the day where k-fed would come out of this couple as the reasonable one? hell yeah k-fed, do what you do!

#34 I think that's her zodiac sign. Taurus, Gemini...yeah, sounds about right. She's a Feces.

You are a pathetic Bud Lite Maxxim-Stuffer Beavis and Butthead who runs a blog spewing hatred on people who accomplish more in one hour than you will if you reincarnated 40 more times as a proto-human being.

All of you haters are perfect reasons why we need a military draft. Nobody can see you or what it is that any of you do except come here and write all of your frustrations out against the Britney Spears' and Paris Hilton's of the nation.

Envy and jealously are the main motivating factors in your life. And if you were to ear a ski mask its only because you have to be as ugly as the theme of this blog.

Leave my sister alone. It's not her fault she acts like a ho. It's everyone else's fault, like men. She is young and stupid like the rest of my family. What did you expect? We are from Louisana, not sure if I spelled that right.

All he has to due is stay out of the spotlight and she'll screw up.

37 Get bent

is it me or do her eyes always look like they're sliding off the sides of her face?

Her flesh has the appearance of wax, as if her soul left her body a long time ago.

Screw putting Lindsay on celebrity death watch. They need to put Britney's kids on that list. With her as a parent, you know one of those little bastards is going to end up licking a lock socket or diving head first into the toilet. Thats why Kevin isn't fighting for custody. When one of those snot-nosed knee bitters gets rubbed out, Kevin sues and collects a fortune.

#37 Susanist - And you felt the need to break away from your busy, earnest and motivated day to spew your rage against us "haters" instead of looking up "irony" in the dictionary because...why?

P.S. Bite me, twatwaffle.

Funny, though, this is what you would consider a "quickie" divorce. I work in family law, and some drag out for years and years, and usually, USUALLY when it comes to visitation and custody orders, shit gets brought the fuck up....like drug use, meltdowns, child neglect, and USUALLY the better parent gets full custody. Trial must've been in CA.

Did it ever occur to anyone that she donated her hair to locks of love.

I really thought those two crazy kids were going to find their way back to love.

#37----What?
"Bud Lite Maxxim-Stuffer Beavis and Butthead "

Ummmmm....
Yes-that is exactly what we all are around here.

But, what is a Stuffer?

FRIST.......good morning.

Ain't she purty. And, such a snappy dresser, she knows to match her bar with her purse and lipstick.

Sorry....last post it should read BRA. Typo.......

#37? What is really pathetic is someone coming on this site, making negative comments towards us, and not even having the common courtesy of knowing how to construct a sentence. This site is specifically intended to slam celebrities. It is not a "tribute" site. Why don't you go back to your tiger beat magazine and let the adults play. You stupid, skanky, spunk encrusted little retard. Isn't there some chrome on a trailer hitch that needs to be removed? You seem like the right girl for the job.

Well, if that is over, I wonder what the under table conditions were. Maybe her distress will go away now and she can focus on her performance in movies from Vivid Videos. Hey woman in Vivid Videos need love too.

#52-
"You stupid, skanky, spunk encrusted little retard"

Thank you for coming up with a slur that makes sense!

#46 Did it ever occur to you that given the meltdown her life has become if she did anything even remotely chaitable her PR flacks would make sure we never heard the end of it? Here's five bucks, go buy yourself a clue.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with her? Doesn't look like she's showered in days. She needs to clean up the acne, get some sun, and loose the mop top .... those extensions are hideous (she looks like a cancer patient for fucks sake)!

Her fucking cloths are half tacky, half sleazy. There has GOT to be a point where this chick will realize that she is, and always will be, a "HAS BEEN". There is no rebound after this "rock bottom". With any luck, she can get her shit together a wee bit and at the very least not end up like an Anna Nicole. Her poor children are going to be psychologically damaged for life.

Her forehead has grown so high and shiny from all the Botox she uses that she is beginning to look like the aliens in the movie "Mars Attacks".

$15,000 a MONTH? Surely most of that will go toward contributions to the kids' Shrink Fund?

@37 take a couple of prozac and then you can come back. A little biter are we???

37, wait, when did britney accomplish something pertinent in an hour?

the only thing i've ever seen her accomplish in such a short span of time is child neglect. wow, i'm so jealous!

37--the only thing Britney Spears can manage to accomplish in one hour is to fuck up her life and the lives of everyone else around her just a little more than she has done the hour previous to the one she's on.

Victor, can I lick and suck your balls? You sound so sexy to me. How old are you, it doesn't matter, just curious.

Mornin Victor, and hey, Bite Me, you have mail!!!
37, I got some prozac fer ya....

@62 You can do me. :-)

#62 Sherry, I am 29.

#63 FRIST. Can I get mail?.........haha.

BORING!

64, your a girl aren't you? I like girls.
65, 29 the perfect age, where do you live?

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LOL, #44 -- twatwaffle!!!! I'm gonna have to find somewhere to use that in a sentence today.

Like, "did you double bag those groceries like I told you to, you twatwaffle!"

#68 Sherry, I live in New Mexico. How old are you Sherry, and tell me a little about yourself.

Victor, I'm 21, and I like sexy men like you. I do have to go right now, I have to go to work. I'll write back when I get to my computer at work. Stay sexy, until then. bye, sherry.

#72 Sherry, how in the hell can you say I am sexy, when you haven't seen me. I could be the ugliest fat ass on this earth.

Victor, maybe Sherry is a chubby-chaser. You should feel lucky. And most importantly, she probably wants to drink your douche water!!!

Sherry probably isn't even a she...

Hey dude if she won't love you I will. Ball lickin' ass-luvin', whatever turns you on ...just don't look down.

@73 Victor, did you get hit on the head this morning? And by head I mean the one on your shoulders! Sherry is a troll. Wake up and smell the soiled panties

#76.......you think I didn't know that? Why do you think I asked how the hell she knew I was sexy? Come on, I am dumb, but not that dumb.

MMMMMMMMMMM soiled panties, Yummy.

oh sweet, now to make my move..........

#37 - How is a military draft going to resolve any of your complaints? Or are you just Britney posting under a pseudonym? Do you even know what a pseudonym is?
Hello, pot. We call ourselves "kettle".

#43 - licking a lock socket? knee bitters? Now what you wrote in #52 was good! But this was a mess. You hungover or something?

I just love that pic of her standing next to the car, with the wig erupting off the top of her head.
You can still see stubble from the shaving combined with "chunks" of something resembling insect hair

Little did Lennon & McCartney know while writing "Fool On the Hill" that they were describing Brintey to the finest detail. This tragedy is almost unbearable anymore.

it's a nice pregnant dress that she has there.

#37 I so agree. Want to come by my place hold hands and sign Cumbaya all day?

She's so freaking nasty, BUT I have to say her teeth look very nice.

#37 - I like Beavis and Butthead. About haters and jealousy, hmmmm, I think the shoe should be on the celebs foot. It is the pseudo-celebrities like BS that got into this business in the first place because hey want to one-up everybody in their lives and show off. The egocentric, self-serving, self-absorbed celebs are the problem and the flaks that blow smoke up their asses (and you).

Nobody personally hates them but we poke fun at them because, if you take a phych class, you'll see that it's what they want. Suckers for punishment is what they are and we, well, we are the punishers. We're only giving them what we want, so that makes us PHILANTROPISTS OF SORTS. We're only thinking of them.

You being here spewing at US, however, lumps you into the proto-human category as well. See you in the 9th gate of hell, missy! Remember, criticism is criticism, no matter what "good intentions" you think you're touting, and the road to perdition is paved with good intentions. so, HA!

#37

I usually avoid commenting on other peoples post however you make it impossible to resist. I would rather read a “z” filled post then to decipher what you call an insult. While I do appreciate the passion with which you write I feel you should stay a little more focused. Why not try this on for size?

Who the hell comes to a celebrity blog expecting to find a Hallmark card? Well besides a complete waste of cum like yourself. Your father should have jerked you into the sink or rather right in the john. It would be so approprié if you were flushed like the careers you so righteously defend. There are a few things that are certain in this world the sun will rise, Brit is assing it out as I write this, your hymen will remain intact until the day you die.

Don’t you have to get back to e-bay? I wouldn’t want you to loose the bid. Brits feces would really complete your shrine. But before you go let me ask you a few questions…

Are you the girl that sits all alone and lives through her idols?

Is Brit staring back at you from you mouse pad as you read this?

How long has it been since someone said your name and wasn’t using it as a punch line?

On that note pound your chubby fist and curse my name or number in this case. I have already forgotten you just like everyone who once knew you.

#37 - Ohhhh shit

#86 just 86'ed you. (hahahahahha)

HEY EVERYBODY, here's what #37 wrote about Jessica Alba.....eat shit much?

"""""susanist - July 30, 2007 1:08 PM

Jessica was dumped and none of you have a chance or any good judgement of beauty either. She and Eva Longeria are two of the most overrated so-called 'beauties' to ever be associated with Hollywood.

Obviously she wasn't all that interesting to her ex-boyfriend. I wonder about all of you who are just saying and writing nonsense about Jessica's looks. She pretty OK. She no world class beauty. In FF4, Silver Surfer every woman at the bachelor party was better looking than her.

In fact the more I looked at Alba the more she looked like a Thai shemale with blond hair.

She has no ass worthy of note, and its a damn insult to JLO, Beyonce, vida Guerra and Kim Kardashian to have you people constantly comparing her boyish ass to theirs. To have a world-class feminine ass must suggest fertility on a instinctual level. Jessica Alba does not suggest fertility at all.
Now sit on the fact that her boyfriend dumped her because something's not right and all of you are wrong, blind and clueless as to what a real woman is supposed to look like. """"

Eat crow you fucking hippo-crite!!!!

For some reason, when I saw this picture, the Benny Hill theme song popped in my head..............

#89 LMAO

I think she went dumpster diving for those shoes. Look closely.
She is hideous, AND NOBODY IS JEALOUS OF HER.

About #43: Hey, hadn't had my coffee yet.

Justice in Western societies is most at the time how much are you willing to spend on a lawyer? Looks like K-fed didn't spent enough in this case.On the other hand i think their kids will be raised fine by the manny.Maybe the manny of Britney was decisive for the judge.If i was britney i would give him a generous raise.

77, Sorry I took all day, but the office was so busy today. I can tell that your sexy by the way you write. Even though you joke about some things that aren't appealing, I can tell that I would like you.

#92 - OK, forgiven then.

Post #41 - you're right. It's the inbreeding. I'll betcha the morning after a long night of too much booze, coke, and head, her eyes are on either side of her head.

Love it, #44.

somewhere in the middle, you're the fucking best.

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if i look up mongoloid on wikipedia will this picture be there?

#100 No, but kelli's picture will.

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does anyone think its weird that she has to give him $5000 more per month for his own support, while the two kids have to split a little less than he gets. every month.

#104 No, because they're little, they don't go through as much booze, drugs and cigarettes as he does.

hey britney, granma wants her curtain back!

Does Britney own a mirror at all? I mean does she really think she looks attractive? In all her pics she's pasty white with some nasty reddish shade of lipstick, no lip liner, mouth wide open. The most un-ladylike creature I've ever seen. And the nappy weave is just the icing on the cake.

What happen to their marriage, what caused all of this mess?