Jun 18 2007Vanessa Minnillo to get reality show?

First!

Who dosen't have a reality show today. I have a camera crew following me around all the time

It should just follow her ass.

Another instant hard on. Look at those fuckin nice long tanned legs. Damn, her feet aren't even that bad looking either. She is fuckin hot, my dick is throbbing to get in her pussy. I would shoot a nice nasty load in her cunt.

THIRD! I have nothing to say, but I always wanted to do that.

Oops......sixth?

I'd watch it. She's hot & I'm shallow.

didn't nick swear he wouldn't do another ereality show cause' it ruined his last marriage?
i'd watch it if were on and nothing better came up.

Her brother went to St andrews high school, he wore black trench coats. Him and some other girls ran away from home and it ended in a police chase. I think one of the girls died even. Vince Manillo, st andrews high school, charleston sc.

slow news day, huh?

I like how now "wants to be famous" is justification for anything anybody does. At least with Paris she just did it, she didn't announce that she wanted to be famous.

She is so nasty. How does she breathe out of that nose? If that's what the show is about, maybe I'll watch.

She is a hottie, but I need my curtain back. I will trade her another romp in the hay, and her clothes for my curtain.

Wow. Her one and only talent is dating a former boy band member. This qualifies as reason to give her a reality show? Sure doesn't take much to be famous these days.

13. When you try to force a woman to stay by hiding her clothes, she will always take the curtain and run. Just buy another curtain, she's not coming back. Looks like a cheap curtain anyway.

She said she has neverwent to bed with an ugly guy, but now she can say she woke up with one. ;)

But, you see, the problem with HER wanting to be famous (without actually having talent, that is), is that there are already TOO MANY girls who have gone the sex tape, party girl, home-wrecker, dates someone else's leftovers route, that she'll NEVER get noticed!

Unfortunately, her generation honestly believes that if they just wish for something, like, REALLY hard, that it will, like totally happen. Like, I want to win the lottery, I want to marry a billionaire, I want to be the CEO of a billion dollar corporation, I want to be the Pope, etc....

Here with go with another useless, talentless, elbow-rubbing, name-dropping user and loser, looking to make a fortune, without any effort.

She was the hostess and commentator on this year's VERY controversial Miss Universe Pageant.

She is the only one who had the nerve to tell the Mexican audience to Stop Booing Miss USA when she was trying to answer to final question.

For this, I will always respect her

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RAOgMxflkNE

Just watch this YouTube video - you will feel the same way about this former Miss Teen USA from the Phillipines.

I want to be famous. *closing eyes and wishing very hard*

oh, and i don't get the nose comment.

Vanessa should drop Nick Lachey. Vanessa has already found the love of her life (every time she looks in the mirror...)

So Vanessa is convinced that she is so absolutely fascinating that the rest of us will be entertained merely by watching her do...well, whatever it is she does during a day. Vanessa shops...Vanessa shops with Lindsay Lohan for knives...Vanessa has brunch with Nick Lachey...Vanessa gets fired from "Entertainment Tonight" for not wanting to do even that imitation of a real job...Vanessa goes the Paris Hilton route and ends up as a political ping pong ball between the LA County Sheriff's Department and a cranky old judge who thinks even rich, pretty girls ought to go to jail....

Yeah, I think I'll read a book, instead.

The question is, if she wants to be famous: Does she spit, swallow, or paint?

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I'm thinking she is a kleenex girl.

LOLs to djthecat--did it work yet? Are you famous? :-D Let me know and I'll try it too, my car needs fixing. If I were rich and famous it'd be fixed, dammit.

I think I wanna be famous for dating New Kids of the Block. Not hot anymore? Well, neither are the Backstreet Boys. What a dumb wench. And beauty pageants are also just as passe.'

That's it! She wants to be famous for 'doing' things that are old news! OK, admit it--has anyone done that before?

What's the big deal about her. Just looks like another MExican to me. Make me some tortillas, bitch.

-Woodie

i feel "famouser" already. ooh, gotta run, the camera crew just pulled up outside.

Because the world needs one more reality show........

Every time there's a story about this slit it seems to include "she want's to be famous..." somewhere. If she really want's to be famous, "accidentally" release a sex tape with Nick. Beyond that she doesn't have any discernable talent.

They should make it a reality medical show where she gets a head transplant - you know, a good-looking head, this time.

#26 I thought she was a mexican too, but her last time is sopranoish either way, mexican and italian chicks both get fat at 30. She looks like she's going to get especially fat like Blossom (Mayim Bialik)and Princess Whaleia (Carrie Fisher).

FUCK, I meant LAST name. I need to stay off the meth.

Thanks Bern. That was a nice pick-me-up for the morning

Who???
(repeat after me)

She's got fliipino blood in her...what do you expect ..nothing but a gold digging gutter tramp .. of course im going on my fiances exwifes track record...

I agree with those saying she should release a sex tape if she wants attention, though somehow I have the feeling she's even untalented in that respect as well:

"So, like, I heard about this hot new beej move, Nick...they call it the cheese grater.... Oh, and will I be famous when we're done?"

This happens all the time, it's why I stopped tipping. They do a shitty job vacuuming, don't get rid of the trash, forget to replace all the towels, and then you see them out at night wearing your shower curtain.

Why couldn't she and Lindsay both fall on those knives they were screwing around with in the photos?

Either way, I'd stick things in her.....

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You know, when I first saw her on ET, I always thought she was the nice girl type of woman. Turns out I was wrong. By righteous fire be purged, devilwoman!

The humor in the show would be derived from nobody knowing who the fuck she is. She would meet people, they in turn would look from her to the camera following her with perplexity, smile nicely and move away. The few that do recognize her would either tell her to say hi to Nick for them or unabashedly admit to jacking off to one of her Maxim spreads. Should be a good show.

Thanks for sharing, Victor. Maybe you should forward that message to her reps. They're sure to appreciate it.

Yeah, the only reason I know of this chick's existence is her appearance on this and a few other sites, as Nick whatshisface's girlfriend. Wow. What an accomplishment. Be sure and put that one on your resume.

#25- he wasn't in the Backstreet Boys, he was in 98 Degrees. At least the BBoys had a career for a year or two.

However, I gotta feel bad for this guy. First he marries this dumb, superficial, marginally talented bimbo with a Svengali-like father, now he's all involved with a superficial, marginally talented bitch who only wants to be famous. How much you wanna bet the romance is over if this reality show, by some weird twist of fate, is actually successful?

#39 - What kindsa things? Are we talking like garden tools, kitchen utensils, auto parts or things of the flesh?

vanessa = PATHETIC
ppl who grant her a show = WAY MORE PATHETIC

Vanessa - it's "Vanessa" right? that's what your tag says - Vanessa, when you get a chance, could you bring up some more clean towels? Thanks dear.

She should have stuck with E.Tonight. It's the only thing she was mildly good at.

She's not Mexican. She's half Filipino and half White.

This girl looks like a cheap whore with big horse teeth and a giraffe neck, and I believe
those black eyes would tell us that she's really an evil spirit from hell, but I'd definately try to hit it as long as its not a man.

Whoa Fish, I'm sure Nick knows some interesting things she can do... Wacka Wacka!

The only way her reality show would be interesting is if Nick and Vanessa invited her friend Lindsay and her knife and the three of them would actually do it live for the cameras. (Which I think is gonna happen any day now). Vanessa is such a celebrity... not.

zhez way too ugly to be
famouz** therez a million
girlz in Miami that look
juzt like her..zhez nothing
zpecial!

Really hoping she swallows because I don't want the camera's lens to get spunked.

And Krazikelli, if you want to spell properly, the Floridian Ebonics dictionary of sword swallowers says the correct translation for she is shez not zhez.

You must combine both illiterate ebonics pronoun with improper plural syntax. That's a rule of Floridian Ebonics.

shes hot and i want to do her.....and thats about it!

She's hot but I won't watch her show.

Thanks Kate, I get confused, those boy bands all look (and sound) alike. ;-)

I suppose if this show was on cable, I could think of lots of *interesting* things she can do to get viewers. I still wouldn't watch unless it guaranteed at least one horrible celebrity death each show.

Christ, if recent shows have taught us anything, its that there are too damn many reality shows out there for anyone to become famous. Case in point, that Tiffany chick from I love new york. Some people just werent meant to be famous.

Well she'd already be famous if anyone gave 2 shits about her! Obviously no one does, and a reality show isn't going to help her any. It'll just give us insight into how much of a talentless ho-bag she really is!

she just looks annoying ... I wish that Nick would just dump her. He can do way better. She's really not that pretty.

shiver me flip nips! i hate it when we filipinos/nas/dog eaters get mistaken for another ethnicity.

lo1 @ comment 35

WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE SHOW WILL BE ABOUT! i THINK THAT SHE'S HOT, BUT NICK LACHEY IS EVEN HOTTER! I BET YOU THAT THEY BE HAVING HOT SEX! i WOULD LOVE TO VIDEO TAPE THESE GUYS! AND THEN JOIN IN! I WOULD DO HIM SO GOOD! THAT HE HAD TO SECOND GUESS IF HE WANTED TO BE WITH THE,OR NOT!

Wow so many people are ragging on her. She might not make a good tv show, but pretty much evey guy with a penis would give her a good round of the old in and out.

Lay off her, guys. I didn't come on this site to read all these nasty comments about this poor little mail-order bride, I mean, exceptionally talented embodiment of feminine perfection. She's nowhere near famous enough to deserve the venomous swipes of the comedic bloggers poplating this spite.

However, I did read today that apart from schizophrenia and claustrophia, Paris hilton is also suffering from an "undisclosed" sexually transmitted infection. Guess the herpes really flare up when they cut off your access to Zovirax and Vitamin B.

I mean "populating this SITE!" Not "spite". My (Freudian) bad! :-)

yeah shes filipino..but her dads like irish n italian...comment 35.hahaha...thats kinda true....not gonna lie..my aunt married a rich white guy....for his money

What is wrong with you people? Of course she deserves her own show, because she is just so pretty. Is it not enough that she should get a show based her looks? Jeez.

Just think how lucky we would be? To have this wondrous opportunity to spend all our time watching Vanessa (Who?) on the box, this way we can all admire the pretty lady and we can just stare at her staring at herself all day long and be grateful for the privilege of it too.

I miss the old days when you could be talentless, stupid and narcissistic and expect life to hand you what you wanted on a silver platter just because you are vaguely attractive and you can sleep with people to get ahead or to get what you wanted. Because, why else sleep with some loser who not have a chance in hell to fuck you in the real world, but because they are in a position to offer you what you want, you sleep with them anyway. Why don't we live like that anymore?

So, I guess the question is, how is this talentless nobody going to get her own show? I am optimist, I am sure she has some kind of 'talent'. We just don't know it yet.

She is defintely better than Messica Simpson, stuck up ass! She wasn't giving My bou Nick, the ass that he deserves! I would have given him the ass that he deserves! I don't know what's up with that "Dumb Texas Bitch" But anyway, he has a full scorpian on his hands, and they are full blooded freaks! enjoy!

i could think of things she could do that would be worth watching...

What's up with all the nasty comments? And fuck you all racist people...go to hell. Just a bunch of haters. Vanessa looks like a nice girl and she hasn't done anything in the public eye to say otherwise. She always classy, in style and generally nice. I think she's extremly pretty and a great host on MTV and Entertainment tonight. She is refreshing compare to all those dumb blondes and skanky hoes out there.

what defines "talent"?
hollywood has basically manipulate the definition of talent into something that's hot, controversial, and well, hot.

i cant decide who i like better, minnillo or lohan.

minnelo or millano,alyssa or vanessa, mendes. They are all
looking alike to me.

they all look alike, they all look like
ugly dogs with diseased pussys. they don't
have any talent at all.

Her show is going to be a ratings monster. Personally I'm going to plan my whole week around it.

Madonna, You probably have the worst smelling pussy ever, but that doesn't matter because I like to lick men's butts.