Jun 1 2007Paula Abdul is very hurt

YOU DANCED WITH A CARTOON CAT! BE THANKFUL WE EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AT ALL YOU DRUNK!

very freaky looking

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR STERNUM?

Another loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, her breasts look like silly putty right there. I'd STILL bang her though! I mean it'd be a zero respect type of fuck but it'd be great. I'd just want to make sure she was really drunk too.

umm why does her "cleavage" area look like it's been suck out of her?

Paula, get out of show business NOW.

wow my first ever post

wow my 1st post on superficial..

She's another J-Lo... just a back-up dancer that became semi famous.

It lookie like t3h dancing alien leave a mark wehre it pop outta her chest

Of course she's hurt. Someone apparently just punched her in the chest.....

Did someone take a trowel to her chest? Those are some crap fake tits.

I URGE YOU TO REMOVE (OR CHANGE) THIS PICTURE, IT MAKES ME DO NIGHTMARE.

(And I am soooo VIP that someone will surely do it)

@ myself # 14.. /sarcasm

That's an old picture, but I always did wonder what happened there. Seriously, though, the tape is way the hell out of line. I listened, expecting it to be some hilarious ravings of a drug-addled lunatic, but it's just an older woman who feels ugly and miserable. I already felt guilty when she was crying about being too old, but then the stuff about her diseases started. It's cringe-inducing, and Perez Hilton really is slime.

Awww...poor Paula. Wait, what?

With a disgusting chest area like that she should be glad some one has an interest in her life.

Ew. Her chest is indented.

Y doesn't someone put
this dumb bitch in reahab...
everyone knowz she abusez
everything, walking zombie..

Who killed her boobs?

her boobs are the American Idol judging panel - Randy on the left, Simon on the right, and a big empty gap in the middle.

In the words of Ali G, those is some well droopy swingers.

Omg it looks like she was in some horrible auto accident she was salvaged by a blind plastic surgeon with tremmers. Poor woman...I guess American idol doesn't pay enough to get that kinda deformity fixed huh?

lol @ 22...it's scary when someone's boobs make tara reids look good...

Holy Christ! My dick dies a little, everytime I see those concave titties.

Bern - I can safely say she is no DMBS girl.

#22 - That's some funny shit right there.

BONEY!

if i didn't know any better, i'd swear to God that was Michael Jackson!

That indentation was surgically placed there by Paula herself. Ever the gracious hostess, the depression is a catch basin for all the guys who, to use the provencial, "titty-fuck" her. Since she's too nasty to actually screw, all anyone will permit themselves to do with her is the aforementioned chest humping. The pocket catches her appreciative lover's manseed, making clean-up a breeze.

26
whats dmbs?

Does anyone remember the female lead-ape in the original 1968 "Plant of the Apes" movie? I think her name was Zira....notice the resemblance?

I can't even be bothered to read what this article is about. All I can notice is how fucked up her breasts look! Seriously, that ain't right. Isn't that what happens when you turn 80 or something. She isn't that old. What the fuck happened? And why wouldn't see dress appropriately to not be flashing those around?!?

Wassup wid her boobies?

You people are in top form today!! Too freakin' funny!!!!!

#31 - Bern's Blog, look to the right. : )

http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/

There's that pic that defined P.A. on this site - thx, Fish.
#32- I said that yesterday on the post of said phone conversation - you owe me a royalty for stealing that quote. ;^)
#22 - in agreement with AFJ - that was freaking hilarious.

Paula must be revving up to take Paris & LiLo's place in the scandal rags, since both of them will be gone for a few weeks. Oh, what people will stoop to for fame.

Her chest looks like an asshole.

Ack! She needs to cover that shit up! Everytime I look at it I cringe. It actually looks painful. She seriously looks like she's been in some kind of awful accident. If my chest looked like that it would never see the light of day. NEVER.

LOL someone sexed her chest.

I want to believe that she has the medical problems she states she does....I like Paula. I want to believe she's not a druggie... just a little.... weird. With a gunshot wound to her sternum.

her chest = titfuck gone awry

Word, #22 was funny. And also a fan of AFJ.

Now on to Drunky/Druggy/Crazy: Jesus, this is exactly why people have lawyers and publicists. So they (the PR flacks and the lawyers) do all the talking and keep you from saying stupid shit in public that will make people hate you even more than they do already. How entertainment lawyers and the flacks must hate their clients. Would you like to help build a multimillion-dollar career and then watch it disintegrate before your very eyes as your client fucks up over and over again, as if they're trying to break the land speed record for career suicide? I hope her staff saved up their money, because I think that gravy train's about to derail. Hopefully. If there's any justice in the world, Paula will be selling her blood and eating out of a dumpster in a couple years. Right next to Britney and Lohan and Paris.

Ok, first of all, I know that picture is touched up, because on American Idol her chest does not look like that. Second, she's right, this is an invasion of privacy, and I know I wouldn't want it done to me. And another thing, leave the F#~#$ woman alone!~ On this one I have to say to you all, get a life...the haters that is.

ok, other than that, luv you all..

those are fucked up tits.

holy piss.

it's kinda funny! click here to hear the video... http://maplejuice.com/2007/06/01/paula-abdul-pissed-over-audio-tape.aspx

WTF is wrong with her boobs.
i mean im not an expert or anything but that thing look like she put water balloons in her boobs and someone "accidently" poked them with needles.

She needs to go to the gas station, and get some air added to her boobs. I think they popped.

Oh my God! Her coke dispenser just above her sternum has run empty!

poor paula and her bad implants

imran karim

DISGUSTING! Jessica Alba in 20 years.

If your body looked like you had been punched in the chest by Doc Ock, should you really wear low cut dresses?

sumbody sucked the hell out of her chest...

worst cleavage i've ever seen

someone get this troll a wonderbra

Did something explode in her chest and leave a huge cavity between her boobs? The bitch is nasty!!

i can't believe i use to masturbate to her, oh wait, I still do but her chest deformity is making me think twice tonight, i have high morals you know!

Wow, it looks like someone has sucked her chest dry. Where does her solar plexus begin and end?

I can't believe that Mr. Superficial didn't say anything about Paula's damaged boobs. I mean come on, it looks like they stuffed a bunch of broken up card board under her skin! YIKES! She's one crazy bioch!

Is it okay for boobs/chest areas to look like that?

I'd still tap that latin ass.

omg, sus tetas

PAULA IS NOT ON DRUGS NOR DOES SHE DRINK CANT SHE BE RESPECTED FOR THE TRUE STAR THAT SHE IS! SOME OF U HATERS SHOULD READ ARTICLES MAYBE START WITH THE OK MAG THAT IS OUT!! IT WILL SHOW AND PROVE YA'LL WRONG

LEAVE HER ALONE SHES AN INSPERATION TO MANY AND IS JUST A NORMAL PERSON AT LEAST SHES NOT LIKE ANY OTHER CELEB PARIS(WHOS IN JAIL)OR LINDSEY OR BRITNEY.

LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE!

Paula Abdul's chest looks like that because she has a fairly common condition called pectus excavatum (essentially a depression in the chest wall).

OMG leave this poor girl alone! she's far from a Loser, she's a huge success, no she's not on top of the charts anymore but she has a key role in a top TV show. She's done many things in her life that others can only dream of and is still doing it, she is a huge contribution to the most successful TV show, Idol wouldn't be Idol without her.

I admire that she's not afraid to come out and admit her falts, I feel her pain and wish her the best.