Jun 8 2007Paris Hilton returns to court...sort of

I don't know why I'm addicted to the Paris situation

she is soo brave.

The Los Angeles City Attorney is God for athiests.

third

for all the reasons that the district attorney and judge want paris to be imprisoned (silly young girl with more money than jesus who spends her life sleeping around and partying and playing dress up while they work hard blah blah) they're just adding fuel to the fire of her fame. stupid judgey is blatantly on some right winged kick with this whole thing should just stop begrudging the youngsters just because he probably is and always was a boring old misery. i'm not even a fan of paris hilton i think she's a straight up husband stealing hoochie momma and i am jealous of her wads of cash but judgey has made me feel sorry for her somehow ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JUDGEY

They just sent her home so they could finish painting the penises on the jail bars. Looks like her cell will be ready by noon today.

Secret: Paris bribed the sheriff to release her.

Good christ... The whore should go to jail. The sheriff doesn't have the right to commute sentences. Put the whore behind bars and you may get back your dignity California...

Put her ass back in jail. The special treatment for celebs is ridiculous. She should rot on jail for the month and hopefully it scares this slut straight.

It's ok someday she'll get fat.

this judge is awesome!! fuck that sheriff, he should be in the same prison cell as paris.

I bet her parents are proud.

ELEVENTH!!!

Send that bitch back!

Sorry silly judgey, but this is no right wing kick. This is called the US Justice System. When the judge sentenced Paris, he explicitly stated that home detention WAS NOT allowed. The Prosecutor agreed with that. Then, the Sheriff unlaterally freed her for so called "medical" conditions without first consulting with either the prosecutor or the judge. That is called contempt of court because he violated a judge decision, and the Sheriff is in some trouble. And deserves it. And the fact is, what was her medical condition? Seriously. WHAT? You think that there aren;t other people in prison with medical issues? My money is on improper influence with the Sheriff, and now he is screwed. Bet he loses his next election, and should. The Dumbass. Paris back to jail, where she belongs.

Here comes the Judge. Here comes the Judge.

Yup, it's definitely a right wing thing to uphold the law.
After yesterday's attempts in the Senate by the leftists Democrats to give instant legal status to tens of millions of law breaking illegal aliens, we know who is for American law.

Paris is of course up the creek for repeatedly breaking probation terms. She got caught twice driving but we know she was flouting the law more than that.

Every day illegal alien drunk drivers kills 12 Americans.
Every year illegal aliens kill more Americans than 9-11.

Paris is in good company.

What is the address of that house? I want to mail her a box of my feces.

I'm thinking this serious medical conditions was a herpes outbreak or something? haha

oh paris.

#2 - and you are sooo gay.
#5 - Hey youngster, don't you mean "judgie"? Go back to your Super Mario game now.

The punishment for the sheriff is to have intercourse with her so that he catches Parisite's Herps.

I am hoping the stuff that bitch back in jail.

Bern - If you get the address, let me know, I will send her one too

I have practiced criminal defense law, and this situation really pisses me off. I have had clients on similar charges with severe mental health issues never get such a break. In all my time in practice, I've never had the Jailers modify a court order of committment.

Paris deserves 90 days. She knew that she wasn't supposed to drive, and she did repeatedly, and was cited repeatedly. She told society to "fuck off" by her actions, and when called on the carpet, she blamed others for her fuck ups. Then, she goes on a publicity stunt holding a Bible.

That cunt needs to rot in jail.

Poor thing went crazy in jail because she had to go without the constant social stimulation she usually saturates herself with... the echo inside her vacuous head drove her M A D. So basically, the sheriff let her go for being an empty shell of a human being.

ichi ban!

#14 - Love your site, but please remove Ashley Simpson from the list. She is NOT a hottie.
She is a fraud, a sham, and a fake, and spends more time servicing Papa Joe than doing something constructive with her life.

It's just straight FACKED UP that she gets special treatment.

WHo the hell gets to call in for a court appearance?

Does it ever end?

Why isn't she being made an example of? GRRR!

Drama Level: High http://www.innerdrama.com/?referid=Mjkz

medical condition = withdrawal from cocaine, ludes, and exstasy

Mark my words, her butt is back in jail before the day is over.

Michael T Sauer should be the next supreme court justice, and that DA should run for governer! Heroes of the American justice system fighting the good fight!

I think the Judge is a fucking pimp. That sherrif better learn how to make furniture, because when the next set of elections come up his opponent will be loaded for bear. Smelly, whorish, herpes-infested bear.

#25 - I am digging the drama. ;)

Its all bullshit,this is just a stunt because everyone knows she got off too easy its all over the news and radio now they want to act like their going to do something nothings gonna happen,probly just extend her probation its pathetic.cant stand this broad

The judge is Pontius Pilate. You people are the Jews. Paris Hilton is Jesus Christ. All I need now is to see Paris beaten to a pulp and crucified, that way I can masturbate to the news instead of to my beat up DVD of Passion of the Christ.

I want to know what this "medical condition" is. What could possibly be the reason she HAD to get out of jail? Ridiculous.

#32 - WTF?

#32 - Dad, is that you?

I thought the world revolves around me, boy was I wrong.

Oh well, now the 24-hour a day media will have something current to talk about instead of an election that is two years away.

This judge rocks the party.

And of course, not to let himself out of the spotlight in this situation, Al Sharpton had to publicize his two cents about all this:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/
1401AP_Hilton_Sharpton.html

I really don't know who is the worse attention whore: Al or Paris. Maybe they could get together in a "celebrity death match".
ANNOUNCER: "OH! Paris just gave Al her super-herpes! He's down! He's down! His skin is falling off! Oh, the humanity!!"

That's wonderful. America is in love with celebrity scandal. But it would interesting to see both Paris and Nicole Richie in jail at the same time. This could be the start of the next season of A Simple Life. It would be very interesting.

- P4aC
www.party4acause.com

Don't worry, Sherrif. I'll get there before you can drag her out of that mansion.

Beth! Got your mace?

Paris needs to stop being a pussy! She should just suck it up in jail and try to get back some of the minimal, if any, dignity she has. And in the end she could just add it to her extensive resume right next to dick sucker extraordinaire. Lastly, I am suprised she hasn't taken to jail...she will finally have an audience to listen to her sing.

It is kinda sad when this is the most newsworthy story, but hey, it's Hollywood. Oh I bet some heads are gonna roll for her early release. That Sherriff must have been paid off for blindly accepting Paris's "medical condition" story...and from HER shrink no less. Shouldn't they have gotten another psychiatrist in there to access her as well, a more non-partial, non-biased shrink NOT on Paris's payroll? What a joke. I hope this judge is tough as nails and bitch slaps the whole lotta them!

well now i just happened to check back and see were there any more responses and I just had to reply.

first LAWPUNK

You're stating very mediocre laws which I am fully aware of as someone who has no backround in law but thanks anyway. The US law system is ridiculous if a young girl like paris is considered prison worthy. Obviously her mental condition is a load of bull but there was no reason for her to be there in the first place. waste of time money and effort. yes drinking and driving is a no no(see my second rant)I do not think she should have been sent to prison but I am aware that what the sheriff did was bold and naughty but i think it was the right thing to do.

Secondly SHEVA

you big old racist.
every year americans kill more americans than 9-11
ah well sure a little racism never hurt anyone
obviously drink driving is wrong plain and simple
but i still someone like paris hilton does not belong in prison she didn't kill anyone.... what's that you say... it's sending a message to others to stop them from drink driving. why i think that sounds like making an example out of someone to me

suspend her license forever more by all means. make her go to those AA meetings that gayfag blohan did so well at but prison??

thirdly WEDGE1
neither judgie or judgey are not words you idiot.

fourthly DEATH LAWYER

Why you sound like a young judgey in the making. have much fun in life??? and by practicing criminal defense law... do you mean going to the local tech for a year or so to learn about serial murderers, rapists and pillagers like paris hilton??

so she's rich, so she doens't have to do any hard work ever. I would love to be in the position to do whatever the hell i want. i would like to think i would do more meaningful stuff then paris hilton thouhg. judgey is just being a meanie because he's had to work his whole life.

may i just say that i'm not actually a fan of paris hilton.

I feel like Eric Cartman waiting for the Nintendo Wii. I'm sitting at my desk the words 'come on!' repeating in my head. What will the judge do?

paris hilton should finish out her term in her house:
1. she has access to drugs and alcohol. aka she will inevitably leave her house because shes retarded and has no self control. more entertainment for us and more criminal charges!

2. my personal theory is that she couldnt stay in jail because she was going through cocaine withdrawl.

I don't understand why anybody is surprised by this. People with money do not live in the same world as the rest of us. If Paris lived a quiet little church mouse life, none of this would have made the news. And she sure wouldn't have gone to jail. We want to pretend we live in a classless society where rich and not-rich get treated the same, but you all know that's never been true, right? Paris Hilton gets breaks because her last name is Hilton, not because she's "famous."

I'm a straight guy, and yet I'm almost inspired to give Judge Sauer a handjob just for holding that Hilton cunt's feet to the fire.

Who the fuck serves a jail sentence in a 4-bedroom, $3M estate with a pool?!?!? Fuck me.

Sauer for President, 2008!

@32 that works form me. I would buy the DVD if they did that to Paris. Let me know when the release date is

Let that stupid bitch rot in the same cell the sheriff is going to rot in that way they can sit there together and make up each others hair, paint their nails, and tell each other how much better they are than the rest of the world.

Silly judgey,

Just GTFO, please.

'obviously drink driving is wrong plain and simple
but i still someone like paris hilton does not belong in prison she didn't kill anyone'

She broke the law multiple times.
Breaking the law=punishable.

Therefore, she belongs in jail because she broke the law.
The end.

Silly old judgie is like a silly old Stalinist. You wouldn't know a law from a racist if it bit you in the ass.

You are a fucking bufoon and most likely another moonbat who thinks their ideas of racial justice means ignoring the bad behavior of anyone based on the color of their skin.

I hope an illegal alien, not Mexican, but an illegal alien from somewhere around the world runs over your mother, dog and your favorite cocksucker.

Then I'll piss on you when you go whining about justice.
Calling someone racist for pointing out a mere fact is right out of the left wing playbook.

Now please kindly go fuck off. You are not a judge and you are no authority on anything dickhead.

To silly judgey: You think someone who drinks and drives and repeatedly violates her probation shouldn't be in jail? I hope your entire family gets killed in a car accident caused by a drunk driver. Then we'll see how you feel about this.

It's never fun around here until someone writes fuck you and your whole family. I think # 52 just got the party started.

She's in squad car 892. Car 892 Car 892 where are you?

I heard the judge was pissed that Paris is late. Literally. He's going to piss on her; now presiding the Honorable Judge R KELLY.

This judge should run for president.

Or at least get put on the Supreme Court.

Hey Sheva, I know you're a spineless right-wing nutjob, but the "Democrat" plan for immigration was not only bipartisan but one the child king (aka Bush) actually supported. Oh I'm sorry, I interupted your butt-lovefest with Billo on Fox. As you were.

There's a larger issue here than Paris now and that is the act of the Sheriff over stepping his bounds and not following the orders of the judge.

Why on earth would a Sheriff do that? Some theories include temporary insanity, political pressure, or money/job/sex bribes.

I read a term that applies to the whole Paris thing: Irritainment is how it's spelled I believe. Entertainment that is irritating yet impossible to turn away from. Or something like that. I'm not a freaking dictionary.

I'm with everyone else. Silly Judgey is a complete moron.

Calling someone a racist for believing that ILLEGAL immigration should not be sanctioned? Excuse me, but isn't allowing millions of Mexicans to enter our country (without paying a dime, being naturalized, or waiting 2 years) just a little unfair to the millions of immigrants who had to go through the rigorous legalization process? Would this be considered racism in itself? Mexicans aren't the only minority in this country, you imbecile.

Aside from that, how can you think that allowing Paris to go free is at all "just"? It just sets an example to thousands who will serve their time for DUI that it's not a serious enough offense to be followed through. Yet, ironically, I doubt any future offenders will be released because of supposed mental fragility. No matter who kills who in a DUI, it doesn't make it right to drive drunk. And simply because Paris technically didn't "hurt" anyone, doesn't mean people should be free to take the risk of doing so in the future.

If Britney is boning her drug counselor, Paris is surely getting the train run on her by a certain psychologist and sheriff.

That fucking bitch. I feel this is an utter joke! Under no circumstances should that bitch get ANY special treatment... I not only blame her for it I blame her fucked up parents, family, and friends for allowing her to feel she has done nothing wrong. Oh poor Paris.. PLEASE! You break the law, you go to jail- every other US citizen has to do it so why is she so different?????? She's a waste of space...You don't get to use moisturizer? TO FUCKING BAD! You can't eat your precious foie gras and caviar? OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE! Get over it and DO YOUR TIME! Then she gets out because she is "sick" and is IMMEDIATELY pampered with deliveries????? I also blame those people- the fucking cupcake place, the edible arrangements company deliveriing goodies to her house- everyone is treating her as if SHE is the victim.. SHE BROKE THE FUCKING LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if she ended up killing someone that night? Would she still be receiving cupcakes and taking naps in her mansion? Probably- because this whole thing is so messed up. I hope the bitch and her family ROT IN HELL...

#52: lolllllz... total Cindy Sheehan effect.

Hey Jumpin, I'm an independent and damn proud of it. As for your lie that the instant legal amnesty plan was bi-partisan all I can say is one look at the Senate vote proves the fact otherwise.

Despite the pleadings of Harry Reid in a desperate attempt to blame the President, who controls the Senate and who voted for the Shamnesty plan?

It's a long, long list of Democrats. And a dozen of them defected from Harry and fat Ted Kennedy.

Poor Ted. Now his hopes of fucking illegal alien waitresses for $5 is completely threatened.

The opposition to the sham was across the board: independents, Pubs, Democrats, etc.

So if you want to try another lie for dissection, bring it jumpin jive.

You are one fucking loser jive turkey. And I can go on busting you up all day.

FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE you are all obviously:
a)virgins
b)ugly
c)social outcasts

you spend your lives on this site talkin about people YOU DO NOT KNOW do you not have anything worthwhile in your lives like having jobs, relationships. hobbies etc?

Not one of you KNOWS any of these celebrities and yet feel qualified to comment on every aspect of their lives. You say you wish they'd go away but its people like you who keep them in the spotlight, youre so blatantly interested in them!

And before you say anything, i have only just found this site, so i am in no way like any of you sad sad knobheads.

would you fucking stupid people stop fucking saying she was in "prison". she was in a god damn detention center, like the one on that stupid MTV reality show about juvenile deliquents. AND she had special treatment... thats no fuckin prison!!

and who the fuck is paris kidding... she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown? UH, no shit... im sure every single person who goes to jail for the first time is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. so fucking what.

yeesh tmz.com gets updated way more than here

licmybutt, yeah, jail, jail, no bailllll. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Rumor is they put out a tarp as she was taken away in cuffs.

Now that's justice.

"stupid judgey is blatantly on some right winged kick"

Finally, a conservative does something right!

#16

Laugh-In references are always appreciated.

yea.... uh.... sometimes you commenters are pretty fucking hilarious...

but today you are all just pissing me off.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY... you ALL sound like fucking idiots.

Why thank you polypam. Had to dig that one out of the memory banks as a little kid. But Paris is now in cuff, in a cruiser heading to court....

and now her and her lawyers to face the judge.

The American people are about to have a double victory; first against the elitist in DC and now against the elitist in LA.

Fucking beautiful.

Ahhh...that dream team of Matt & Trey ran their Paris Hilton episode last night..........I love you guys!!

I guarantee tony (#62) comes back to see if anyone responded to his oh-so-original post.

Isn't irony the best?

To fuel the fire, tony, I am neither A, B, nor C, but you're clearly:
A) British
B) A fucktard
C) Even sadder than anyone on here because you're making fun of people who make fun of celebrities.

You're only keeping people like us in the spotlight, babe.

#43 - who's the idiot using made up words?

#57 - is that word up on the Urban Dictionary website? If not, submit it and I'll vote for it!

#62 - Hey tony, check out the disclaimer on the home page of the site. It describes the purpose of the site, which is pretty much everything that you're not wanting to see here.
At this point, you should click on your Home Page icon in your browser, and get the hell out!

Thanks for giving us the blow-by-blow.

Hehehehehehehehehehe....I said 'blow'....and Paris Hilton is on the page.

Maybe I haven't done a full research on Paris Hilton's scandals (and maybe that's because I don't intend to, in the first place), but, her father or mother have ever said something to the press about ANYTHING she has done, like this case which is like the biggest of her scandals since the homemade porno some time ago?

Wouldn’t surprise me if they are hidden somewhere out of embarrassment, but she is really some crazy lady and her parents should declare something, sometime, don’t you think?

WOOT. That judge remains my hero.

Yeeeah, Paris, you get your skanky ass BACK TO JAIL! Holla!

Thank you for the online spanking # 62... for your verbal conviction over our postings has made me re-evaluate my patheticness and I will no longer post on this site. Right!

Just a piece of advice to you sir...im guessing you read all the posts before your number and should be well aware you are equally as lame. I am sure you probably didn't stop reading after the first post. Not to forget to mention you have one of the longest posts...I think someone is compensating for something here...so in terms of dubbing us outcasts who are ugly virgins...i am proud to say i am very pretty social slut. And by the way...get off the site and drink your hater-ade on some other site.

That original Judge did make a point that Miss Hilton should serve her full sentence with no special treatment. I'd like to see what lame justification the Sheriff's Dept. has for letting her go. Total BS~!

Okay everyone, this is how it's going to go:

Paris Hilton should be under house arrest.

House arrest in a trailer.

A trailer in the middle of Missouri.

With banjo music.

I support the theory that she bribed the Sheriff, big time!!! Just think that a bunch of thousands of dollars are pocket change for her.

CompleteBreakfast, you're my hero. (post #61)

#62, what up Tony it's Big Ben, your favorite ugly, social outcast virgin. Who said anything about scoring pussy? I've never been kissed!

Speaking of Paris, time to pay!

From someone who's gotten a DUI and SERVED HER TIME...20 days as a matter of fact. [No accident/injuries involved]
Fuck Paris.

You know what...i have been reviewing the whole situation and screw prison/detention center time...can't we just ship her somewhere. Just excise her from our country like the disease that she is (preferrably gitmo)...how about southeast asia...she can get some lashings and capitlize on it with a new S & M video in true Paris fashion...just think of the videos naming possibilities.

71- you're awesome...hands down best post...i applaud anyone who can utilize fucktard.

I just hate the fact that the news helicoptors have nothing else better to do but fly over her stupid house and be covering her lame ass.

I bet there's some dude unconscious in a flipped car on a highway that's dying right now because all the helicoptors are circling Paris' house and not reporting the traffic.

TMZ.com has a picture of her crying. It gives me happy feelings in my tummy.

tmz.com has the BEST picture. Paris is bawling as the cruiser is pulling away and she's in the back seat in cuffs.

Reported to be heard while sobbing:

"But I already sucked enough dick on camera to be a star. I don't want to do the prison porno."

Sorry Paris. The price for being the "Whore of Babylon."
$34.95 available July 1.

Hey MyLifeasaFuzzyBunny- i was waiting to read a post from someone who did the same crime and had an opinion about the whole matter. did you ever drive on your suspended license though?

There's a picture of her crying her eyes out in the back of a cop car over on TMZ. Hahahahah!

What was her shit song called? Stars are blind? Let's hope justice is blind and the bitch goes back inside...

... Say, that'd be a wicked remix, any DJs in da house?

yo sheva, lemme see where you are getting those illegal alien factoids, because my bullshit detector is going off like crazy.

funny, too, because the statistics i've read show that illegal aliens convicted for crimes are half as likely to have been convicted for a violent crime or property crime as the general population.

something tells me you're just some retarded southpark libertarian with a lot of strong opinions and jack shit to back them up.

Withdrawal is not a medical condition that will get you out of jail.

What the hell is going on. Why cant anyone in America just make a decision and stik to it!!

Please, if you dont mind!!!

This is one story Paris has done wrong. Judge send Paris to jail. Paris goes to jail, thats it she is let out why the time is right!!!

haha i love the picture on tmz of her balling in the back seat of the cop car! i dunno the reason for all the trouble with this bitch!! just go serve your fuckin sentence, it's really not that bad! 23 days...cell to herself...an hour to walk and talk on the phone..whats the big deal just suck it up, realize what you did was fucking wrong and do the god damn time, fuck i hate this bitch!

Elvis is alive. Now that really is a story!!

Yes thanks to # 88 for suggesting TMZ. I feel like I should feel bad for her but find it more hilarious than anything else.

I really hope the bitch kills herself.

#7 - Does giving head count as a bribe?

96 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe, but that Sheriff must be a very desperate man to get on it with that bitch.

Listen:
Let's start a movement amongst all the media. No more news about Paris Hilton AT ALL. For TWO YEARS. Even if she dies. Gets grossly overweight. Gives birth to a zebu. Cures cancer. Starts World War III. Has sex with Barbara Bush. NO matter what, no reporting of Paris at all. Even if she destroys the planet. There are more interesting things to write about. Like my amazingly cute and penetrating smile that's so thermonuclear. It's so awesome, it's like the sun in daytime, it blots out all other stars (okay that's only because we have an atmosphere that distorts the sun's light, but believe me, it's powerful my smile. I have to carry a permit from NATO and UNESCO not to flash my fearsome gob, in case world peace breaks out. Or thermonuclear orgasms. something spectacular I forget.

Crying like a stinky bitch!

http://www.tmz.com/

:^)

Sorry cry me a well of tears illegal alien sympathizer, it came from a memeber of congress.

Here's a little background story to go with it:

http://www.northcoastoregon.com/2006/11/28/Illegalaliensmurder12Americansdaily

Now go house and feed some illegal aliens. And take them to the doctor so the community doesn't have to pay for it asswipe.

The first rule when you open your mouth is to know the shot. And now you look like an ignorant jackass with no facts but stupid namecalling.

I always back up my vitriol with facts motherfucker. Next!

Has the judge ruled on the whore yet? No, okay well some more facts from a 2005 GAO report on illegal aliens:

In April 2005, the Government Accountability Office released a report on a study of 55,322 illegal aliens incarcerated in federal, state, and local facilities during 2003. It found the following:

@The 55,322 illegal aliens studied represented a total of 459,614 arrests – some eight arrests per illegal alien;

@Their arrests represented a total of about 700,000 criminal offenses – some 13 offenses per illegal alien;

@36 percent had been arrested at least five times before.

Gee five times arrested per illegal offender sure sounds a trite more than the norm. But hey, why quibble over five arrests or so.

Asshat. Next!

Oh she just got picked up alright. threw the cuffs on her and tossed her in a cruiser. where she lost it and started crying like 5 year old. what a great day.

Tony, you asshole - you still responded.
Next time someone gets caught drunk driving, all you have to say is, "Paris did it.." It'll drive the court system nuts.

NEWS JUST CAME IN!

From TMZ:

Here's what's going down in court right now:

Judge Michael Sauer said that before Paris was released, he was contacted by the Sheriff and told they would file a motion to place Paris under house arrest. The judge said the motion was never filed, and added, "There's no way I would have approved it even if I got the motion."

The prosecutor, Dan Jeffries, who is also pissed at the Sheriff, accused the Sheriff of "assuming all three roles of the criminal justice system," claiming "Sheriff Lee Baca is interpreting the law all by himself."

AAAAAND

Judge Says Paris Had MD Options

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

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HEHEHEHEHE Scoreboard says:
Judge 2, Paris & Friends 0!!!

The Judge just said the whore was released without any paper brought to him.

Not good for the whore supporters.

I hope that fucking skank goes back to jail and gets shanked to death. What a miserable social icon. God, how great would it be if she killed herself? I think the paparazzi would explode with madness; I would have a party. You're all invited. Let's start a website:
A4PS.com
Advocates For Paris Suicide .com - Any HTMLers out there?

Ordered Back to Jail!!!

Paris screams Mommy, mommmy, mommmy as led away.

AND SHE'S IN, AGAIN!!!

From TMZ:

Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

story developing

yeahhhh this site sucks. i just removed it from my list of favorites. its tmz.com from now onnnnn. cya

Well i think people who's paying way more tax than the average amount suppose to have some kind of priviliges.I mean i expect that way of thinking in a police-state because of the tax.I wash my hands in innocence now in this watery country.

Judge, "Paris must finish shooting prison porno."
Any more bullshit now from the whore supporters?

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,

Kaaaaahnnn!!!

PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!!

::does the happy wiggle dance::

110 - Man, you've got a point on the tax issue, if you pay more, you should be treated better.

BUT, she doesn't pay for ANYTHING, her parents do! So treat THEM nice, not her :P

It's nice to see that someone believes in Justice for all !!!!!!!! Karma is a bitch when it comes back around isn't it PARIS boo hoo

Seems that her parents were in the courtroom, and her mother "is paralyzed" right now. Man I wonder if they are sad, or relieved!!!

Welp... Paris is heading back to jail. She has been ordered to serve the remainder of her sentence.

Add another complaint to the list:

http://www.listafterlist.com/ListAfterListcomListsAbout/tabid/57/ListID/7350/Default.aspx

It just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Yeah -- No. I had to have my ass driven around at 32 years old. It was humiliating but I managed and I certainly couldn't afford a driver. I may have been stupid but I wasn't gonna be stupid again. Here you get 14 days for driving on a suspended. I wasn't going back. It sucked but I lived.
She needs to do her time like the rest of us.

I can't believe this was the #1 story all day.

http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-42225-X

OMG-
Has she no dignity? Has she no shame? Remorse? Respect for the legal system? To wail openly in court and cry openly as she is hauled back to jail? I am embarrassed for her. Her parents should be ashamed. Her parents should be insistent that she serve her time so she'll learn her lesson.She needs lessons form Naomi Cambell!! Its not like its two years!! How much did they pay that sheriff? Where did he get the authority anyway?? Ughhhhhh-I can't take this!