Jun 1 2007Nicole Richie shouldn't still have her license

FIRST!!!

Why does this surprise anybody? Celebs are let into bars while they are underaged, the press reports on it and they never get busted, the bars never get busted. Why would anybody think that Nichole would have gotten her driving privilages taken away? The D.A.s in Hollywood are so far up celebs asses it is insane. The only reason Paris is going away is because she got a judge that has a backbone.

wait- women are allowed to drive now?

I'm surprised she has the energy and strength to drive.

She needs to do curls with a sandwich up to her pie-hole and break 65 lbs!

http://www.innerdrama.com

Angry Ferret Jones needs a SECNOD job/life.

Send her sorry ass in along with Paris. Do "The Simple Life" -- Behind Bars! Butch wants 'em both.

Can this bitch get any skinnier? She looks like she just came from a months stay at Auschwitz

You know! ...she actually was kind of shmokin when she was tan and thick.

Omg,thiz iz me an mine freinz!

an whee wur playin roundz
an a vibratin dildo
got ztuck way uppin mine azz!

itz ztill on
zo allz i typez iz zzz...
...lil helpz?

Hideous fucking skank. She knows they aren't going to do anything to her, so she will continue to do as she pleases. The only possible way something will ever happen is if she actually kills someone while driving under the influence, and then she would probably get no more than a small fine and MAYBE some community service.

Nice thing she´s wearing shoes today. Crazy hoe.

Can you imagine having sex with her? It would hurt like hell every time you hit that bony ass pelvis bone on the way in

Looks like she slipped through the cracks in the system...

Get it?!?!?!

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no.

I'd drive her. I've got a thing for circus side show freaks.

@9 Kelli - which one is you in the picture? Cuz all 4 look krazi

The Mummy returns hoping her own DUI can make headlines like her hero Paris.

Don't worry, Ms. Ritchie. They'll get to you later. Even though you've turned sideways and your emaciated self disappeared into thin air doesn't mean that you don't exist.

They'll get you YET, my pretty. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

@9-- I'm sorry, what did you say? I don't speak idiot.

Maybe the only reason that anyone is questioning the lack of a suspended license for Richie is the fact that she's dumb enough to be the only left still talking about her DUI, and how "scared" she is.

#5 - I actually have a full-time job. I trim your mom's bush.

Last week I got 10 hours of overtime, and was able to donate enough fur to make sweaters for the homeless.

Question - if you weigh 27 pounds, how do you press down the gas pedal?

Her last incident did not involve alcohol it was pot and controlled medications therefore the automatic does not apply. That's the way the law is written at the moment.

To which I will add DIE, WHORE!

@20 it is called cruz control

Do you have any of the fur left over. I need a new sweater

*automatic license suspension

we're waiting...

In my case everybody's got a bone to pick with the legal system.

You need to be sure to wash it first. A lot.

When I lift my shirt it looks like my internal organs are in jail already.

Thank you very much I'll be here all weekend try the veal

This makes me CRAZY. These stupid fucking girls are going to kill someone or someone's child someday. All they care about is getting fucked up and buying expensive clothes. NOTHING more. they're spoiled selfish and empty.

This place seems to getting funny again.

UGH how can these twats put other peoples lives at risk and get away with it, I'd snap her in two and use her as a toothpick if I got my hands on her.

Oh well, I drive after taking painkillers mixed with 3-4 beers, martinis or what have you all the time. I just never get caught. And I'm really good at it.

I don't think those extensions are going to be able to hide her thinning hair for much longer.

#22 - Jimbo, I can also offer you some back-hair floormats for your car. I braid it before I trim it, that way Stoogie's mom doesn't buck as hard.

@31 is that on the way to work in the morning?

How is the new job going?

It is getting funny in here again but how much can you say about this stupid Auschwitz
reject

#31, yes I too have found that driving under the relaxing and soothing effects of alcoholic beverages greatly enhances the driving experience.

I also find that doing a gram of cocaine makes the trip go faster on those days when I'm in a hurry.

I didn't know that about the current laws. I'm going to smoke some pot, snort some Oxy, maybe do a speedball and then drive down Sandy Lane at 90 mph looking for kids chasing a ball across the street...

Yes Jimbo, usually!!! I'm kidding. Well at first I hated my new job, but it's getting better. I'm not used to having to actually WORK at my jobs. Jeez, WTC!!!
BTW, why you keep bringing up Auschwitz? What's that?
I'm trying to write you back on your Space

@37 look at that scary ass bitch. She looks like she was in one of those WWII movies I saw when I was in High School.

Hitler also hated midgets.

@38 Yes, she kind of looks like she has anorexia or something. Or maybe ass herpes.
I remember both of those educational films when I was in school. But my favorite one was the drugs one when the girl was on pcp and jumped out a window. Wah hahahahaha!!! :)

Hitler also couldn't stand your average run of the mill ferret.

Dear God, I've been in meetings since 1pm and I come back to Nichole Richie? She makes me feel scared, queasy and horrified all at the same time ... I'm gonna go look up boob shots for next week's blog ...

#40,

Just a little trivia for you...the girl who took Angel Dust and jumped out the window was future Oscar winner Helen Hunt. I can"t believe you referenced that movie and i can"t believe i knew that stupid fact about it. I'm happier than Clay Aiken in someplace thats really really gay.

These F*&^ing bastard block almost everything here. I can't get to myspace until I get home.

She makes us all scared and queasy, Bern. Try not to look directly at it.

The question is, does she have the strength to hold the steering wheel? She's an anorexic toothpick!

Awww...But Jimbo!!!! Ok then.
So, speaking of anorexics and driving on pills and pot...how in the FUCK do you end up on the wrong side of the freeway? I used to smoke shitloads of pot when I was a teen, and it made me drive so perfect, you know cause you're all paranoid. This doesn't add up. Besides isn't she hooked on A.D.D. medication? Wait look how much I just wrote. No it does NOT mean that I give a shit, it just means I'm procrastinating mowing my lawn, so...blah!!!

I got what some states call a DUI in New Orleans for driving the wrong way down a one way street while absolutely blacked out. Don't know how I accomplished it, though, so I can't tell you. Nichole probably feels the same way.

p.s. in New Orleans, in 2000, "Underaged Driving Under the Influence" was punishable with a $60 fine and you could get up to 4 of them before getting in any real trouble. Yeah Louisiana!

Well, hey, New Orleans is like the party capital of the world. I think they pretty much assume EVERYONE who drives around there is lit.

im pretty good at steering with my feet

#41 - Yet he loved your mother. Hmmm...

I took some time away from waxing Stoogie's Mom's ass and made Paris a little countdown clock to jail time. Enjoy.

#49 -- what they call "drunk driving" in most places is simply called "driving" in New Orleans. There are probably even less rules down there, now.

Cheers gang. Have good weekends, respectively.

Would someone come over here and threaten to stab me repeatedly until I agree to mow my lawn? I lack motivation.

Yep you too Bern.
Hmmm....anyone got Ritchie's number? Maybe she can lend me a couple of her ADD pills.

I will mow your yard

Nicole Ritchie shouldn't still have her breastplate practically exposed.

Awww...thanks Jimbo. Unfortunately I need to have it done like NOW because I'm putting my pool up today. It's like 93 degrees here. Holy Hell

Hey FRIST,

Get your ass out there and mow your lawn or I will come and beat you repeatedly about the head and shoulders.

How's that?

I am on my way. Can we go skinny dipping after the pool is up

Is she black?

#52- The way you talk about mothers makes one think you've had a very rough childhood.

#59, ok I'm on it, thanks!!! :)
And Jimbo...yes I am....
#61, well, she's Lionel Ritchie's daughter, so....no

#62 - I was raised by wolves. Bi-sexual, republican wolves. So, I am a bit bitter at times.

#64- That's understandable.

I would like to point out that there is a gigantic human hand in picture #7 that is NOT, I repeat, NOT snapping that nasty slit like a popsicle stick.

I mean, what the fuck? If you have a gigantic hand, and Nicole Richie's in your kill zone, you don't shrink away from it like a little pussy - YOU ACT!!!

I bet she hasn't menstrated since 2005

If you don't menstrate, does that mean you don't get PMS?? If so then pass the Roman feather, folks, I'm gonna hurl! Buhbye afternoon snack

OMG is she wearing a pair of JORTS?

I think I had those shorts in the 80s.

What really, truly blows my mind is her facial expression. She thinks she's one of the hottest chicks on this planet. Weird.

Who is that transvestite opening the door for her?

I really hope high-waisted pants aren't back in style...who wants to look like a grandma?? It really doesn't look right without the 2 elephant ear titties hanging over them!

good that shes still driving

imran karim

I want to know what the heck is with that guys face in picture #8??? Anybody know? It looks weird and doesn't seem to fit in the pic. He looks like that Adam Carrolla guy. And I can't believe the person in these pics is the same little troll we saw in those pics when she was grocery shopping w/ Mischa. Nicole actually looks kind of semi attractive here. But seriously, are high waisted pants really gonna go mainstream?!

Fuck all you cunts.

Nicole Richie is the most hilarious chick ever. I love her personality and shes such a smartass. Sure shes a zillion lbs underweight, but hey. fuck it. thin is better than fat.

Shes even more talented than Lindsay, Paris and Hilary and the rest of the lot.

I agree with ThatzGay....
Nichole iz a cutie...
she would be fun at
any party...

Nicole, come to Florida,
we're having a hurricane
party tomorrow...
Itz commin rigt for uz,,
yeehaw,,can't wait....

Hmm, I once took a lewd picture with a skeleton in a doctor's office. Then I got court papers claiming that I had raped Nicole. Wierd.

More like none of us care

Nicole still having her license is just plain wrong. I bet the Cali DMV is made up of a bunch of illegals.

Nicole is looking rather hot in those pics---finally! Actually creates the illusion of an hourglass figure.

And yet I absolutely *envy* your legal system!

This bug faced,Paris Hilton wannabe hasn't worked a day in her fucking life.
Every celebrity (except Madonna) makes me sick,but,this bitch is the worst role model/ celebrity EVER!
What is she FUCKING famous for???? NOTHING.
What a waste of space LOSIER!!!!

She is so cute! She has awesome style and a sassy wit. Those shorts look so good on her. She and Kate Moss are on the cutting edge of style. I don't know if it's their stylist or them but it's great!

What's with that dude (I think it's a dude) opening the store door for her? Is that her bodyguard?? Hell, my 5-year old could beat the shit out of that guy/gal.

Could you imagine trying to see her sitting at a thanksgiving Day table for a meal?

How does she still have hair?

It must be easier to have solid laws about something that can actually be tested in varying amounts in your body. Nobody is going to pull you over and be able to do an immediate all-drug screen. Give me a fucking break.

Im really sick of all this sick and stupid new hollywood girls.

You just know there's a portable meth lab in the back of that SUV.

who cares ,she weighs like 11 pounds, I can't even look at her anymore.

Rolling on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off at the California legal system!

So basically, I can be so high on morphine that I can't stand up, take out 100 California pedestrians and not be subject to the same punishment as someone who is too drunk to stand up and takes out 100 California pedestrians. Wow, I am fucking speechless.

Note to self: Stay the fuck away from California!

Hey guys - hate to break the smash on Paris & NIcole rant but..
Paris is in jail for violating the probation of her arrest. Nicole's trial has yet to go to court for her puunishment on that violation but so long as she stays out of trouble in the meantime she can continue to drive & be free!
Let's hope that when she does make it to court they take appropriate action. :)

She's cute in that little wifebeater.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

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