Jun 27 2007Michelle Marsh takes her ginormous boobs to the beach

1st!

mmm boobies...first?

now that's a real post. probably getting fired for pulling it up, but oh well

HOLLY SH*T BATMAN.

Not a big fan of monster tit-tays, but damn if I wouldn't bust a nut into that cleavage just to say I did it.

I plead the FIFTH

gross

thats fantastically nasty.

MEASUREMENTS: BUST 32FF WAIST 26 HIPS 32

32FF lol...didn't even know that was possible!

god what a dumb jew why do jews feel it is ok to run around the beach naked floppin their titties everywhere....WHAT IS WRONG WITH JEWS THESE DAYS PEOPLE

Lola Ferrari was 54J i think....

Ok, Im pretty disgusted.

Being a 32FF is near to impossible.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Besides the leathery, cancerous tanned skin, those tits are the worst jugs I've ever seen.

Ladies, if your thinking of modifying your lady lumps, just look at her and don't.

That biatch is soooo ugly she could tree a booger!

Damn! That's one nasty granny!!!!

http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/

I am a 36G - waaaah its awful no fun at all. Anyway to this stupid tart - yes her breasts ARE real and shes just some dumb trollop who is not even famous in the UK so why TF is she featured on here? A slooooooooooow day in Hollywood methinks isn't it about time Brangelina adopted another baby or something?

I know the life guard wasn't keeping an eye on her. Not because he was a fag or anything, but that's just one less person he has to worry about drowning. She has built in flotation devices..........

Looks like some diabolical mad scientist gene-spliced Britney Spears, Pam Anderson, and a healthy dose of who-gives-a-shit? Seriously, Brit chicks used to be so cute and hot, with their little Mary Poppins' accents and natural endowments. Now we have this thing and Jordan - when did trannies become all the rage?

I don't blame her for squeezing them. I'd be doing that too.

that just isn't natural. when she's 80, they'll be resting on top of her feet.

Who the fuck is this person?

I think big breasts are sexy but in her case that's all she's got going for her.

somebody photoshop a bag over her ugly face.

I hope Hulk Hogan doesn't pull a 'Benoit' after he sees these pictures of his daughter. HUH? What do you mean that's not Brook?

Them's some tig ole bitties!

Ah, they'd be fun to play with. Beats looking at her face.

.

I search on google, cause i don't know who she is. And these things are natural. That is disturbing...

I think the SuperFish is trying to compete with Berns web site. THis is a hell of alot better than that smelly bitch Paris

there is only ONE thing to say about this picture. and as graphic and disgusting and maniacal as it may sound, i beleive it HAS to be said:

MILK.

@24 Mia - why are boobs that big distrubing? If a guy has a 12" slong, guys don't say that is disturbing. They are just pissed they don't have one that big

those are disgusting.

Nice tits, I hope the doctor can make mine look like that. I'd make a lot of money giving blow jobs and titty fucks with those babies. I wonder how big her cock is?

Don't show anymore pictures of her, okay?

#19 i totally agree with you. but let's just focus on right now where they'll be resting in...well, my hands. EXCERSISING

@31 I think they would be better off resting in my mouth

@27 12 inch schlong really sucks my boyfriend is 10 inches and its really way too big for most things, so if you have 7 inches - be thankful.

her website is run by her father (who is a jew) and "has a gallery of soft core pornographic images of his daughter for fans to look at" great one jew whoring out his offspring figures...

http://www.michelle-marsh.com/portfolio/?album=Portfolio_Gallery

hahahah that photo is hilarious, they must of went to home depot and bought 4 rolls of duct tape to bond those fat titties up

Nice bikini bottoms. But I bet no one even looked at those.

I'd like to knock her out by forcing her to do topless jumping jacks on a trampoline. I give her three... four bounces tops...

Damn, my pretty pink panties are now full of hot sticky "sissy juice" I can picture her coming up behind me wearing a nice strap-on and me on my knees wanting it sooooooooo bad.

and she's pregnant?! she looks good

and she's pregnant?! she looks good

she look-a like-a man!

27 jimbo

Disturbing can mean a lot of things. I've never said i'm not jaleous. I don't say I am. I'm disturbed. Thats all.
In fact, i have big breasts too. Just not THAT big. And I know that big boobs can be uncomfortable sometimes. So, i don't know, i'm speechless. I can't say it is not pretty. I can't say it is. All I can say is that this is disturbing. Thats all.

By the way, I thought 12" was usual. Poor guy..

Too bad her face would stop a charging rhino at 100 yards...typical brit, nice from the neck down, but face took a dump at 35yrs old....ugh.....

@33 you said "its really way too big for most things" what isn't it really to big for?. Just wondering incase I have that problem some day

My eyes did the same thing!

Mia - just giving you a bad time:)

Wow. I want to lay my head down on those things and take a nice, peaceful nap...and then get on my hands and needs and hump them like a lion.

It wasn't bad.

Hey lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose.

It looks like she is clutching two gigantic lumps of dough to her chest... ew.

#32 sure. Go right ahead and put them in ur mouth...although i wouldn't really advise you to since...well, i nutted on them.

#50 you're still here? I thought Anticlown Media banned you for prude and unfunny comments

Best. Post. Ever.

I am Pro-Clown. Nuff said.

She isnt even famous in the UK I have only heard of her once or twice in crappy reality shows that no-one watches. If she wanted to conceal her baps so badly why did she not just wear a bikini top!?

DAMN. SO HUGE!!! And she's skinny? Patient of Dr. Tit of course, Except her face is just ehh....(butterface!) but being a girl, I can imagine the pain she felt when she decided to run topless without holding them for the first few seconds. Stupid move, also, OUCH.

Well it makes perfect sense when you are an attention craving whore to go out and buy yourself a pair of mega-attention attracting gigantic boobies and to show off those huge attention grabbing titties by going topless on a public beach and then after all that effort to get the attention you so desire to go ahead and cover up those big fake attention hogging tits as soon as anyone starts paying ATTENTION to them.

It makes about as much sense as celebridiots who go out to well known celeb spots and then hide, um let’s say under their see thru shirt, from the Pap they knew damn well would be there.

Zalls I know is this chick may have humongous booboos but she’s got an itsy, bitsy, tiny, tiny wittle retarded brain.

Any man who does not appreciate those tits is a homo. And yes her areola is showing.

That dude's got a freakin' huge rack.

wow, thats really nasty. her boobs look awful. on top of that she is not attractive at all. the uk made this chic famous? just because of her giant fake jugs? don't they have any other chics there that are at least also somewhat attractive? and its not like just abt anyone can get big fake jugs nowadays...and haircoloring, and lipo, and plastic surgery. looks like she's had it all. and on top of that she looks ugly and old! can you wear alittle more makeup at the beach? sheesh!

Gross!!!!

If she was my friend I'd ask her to be my pencil case. Bet those tits could hold onto a lot of pens.

She'd be a great assistant or teacher too.

"Hey whore I lost my pen"

"Oh no problem I have like 20 under my tit flaps."

When you have BIG multi pencil holding titties that flap down, in the summer all the mositure and sweat under there can cause mold to grow. I've seen it, NASTY NASTY, SHIT.

Those are bigger than my car.

This has nothing to do with anything but I'll say it anyway. I think this babe and Tara Reid should park in a car and touch tongues topless while the paparazzi pops pictures. Maybe make a film that could be posted on YouTube. It is a slow day and it would beat the Britney/Paris posts.

and i thought my 34 D was too big...

Sick. Really sick. I am so grateful for my tiny boobies.

yeah those are nasty, but not nearly as nasty as her face.

oh & nice eyebrows. i'm sure those would quicky wash off in the ocean.

Those aren't implants.

This woman's breasts make my chest hurt.

My God...He's got massive man boobs.

You got to remember american bra sizes are different to UK ones.

Don't you just love the class of us British lasses!!

motorboat?...those things need either the fucking titanic or queen mary!! so, i would queen mary dem titties!!

I din't know Chiklis was twins!! Chikka bow-wow!

Oh hun, if this is the best thing you have to bust a nut to, I am so very sorry. She is very non-attractive, and the boobs, my god...once they get past a certain size honestly they are just gross. Keep searching, I am sure there are much hotter women on here for ya, and I bet their Full C boobs are much prettier to look at.

Call it a hang-up, but I can't get with a woman whose hairline is more receded than my own.

Wow - this post brings out the best again: Stallion, Jimbo, Richport - where the hell are AFJ & ponk?
Now if we could just get rid of the bignosejew and the Texas Tranny ....

#15 - your waist isn't 36 I hope. Photo proof please.

#64 - your 34D isn't too big - it's perfect. Pics would be grand at this point.

Let's start seeing more boobies up in here! Since Bern is conspicuously absent in the post today.

I do believe that each one is bigger then her head.

if any of you seriously find this sexy, you have issues. She has a manface.

Looks like she has a rash above and below her belly button. Nasty.

Good God, that's a lot of make-up to be wearing to the beach.

I wear a 36H...and honestly, I don't know how this chick does it and stays that skinny. Can we say BACK PAIN??

@75.....FUCK YOU

um, those are not boobs. they are giant tumors. ew.

she works at all nude auto insurance, i bought apolicy last week and she was there completely naked!

needless to say i popped a woody!

Throw the female peanut gallery a bone fish (literally)! We want some man candy pics once in awhile. Especially since I can only imagine what your biceps look like. That helps, but if I had some visual stimulation...
Boobs just make us jealous (obviously check out all the negative comments are from females)!

She looks like Margaret Thatcher smuggling balloons, but yes, I would still hit that in the nastiest way.

What I really want to know is who's the equally pneumatic tart in the lesbo pictures on her website (yes, I Googled her as I didn't have a clue who the hell she was)
http://www.michelle-marsh.com/portfolio/?album=Miscelaneous_Gallery

Man. Boobs like THAT make me glad once again I don't have much. Imagine having to contend with those things. Those are some HUGE balloons. I wonder what they look like if she'd have only let go of them. Why does she look so alarmed? You could fit 7 pricks & 1 ball between those things. DA-AMN.

If those things are real, then she is really deformed and should be is a circus side show. What a FREAK.

Sometimes this site reminds me of the bookstore at the airport where you have to wade through volumes of voluptious boobie mags to get to some substance.
Now that we have been KO'd by that huge rack, here is a little tidbit of a scavenger hunt: look up "meme-o-meter".

I guezz zhe got the boobz to
diztract uz from her ugly face...
damn zhe ugly....

I'd like to pop those bags with a pin and all the fat that blurbles out I'd put in a frying pan and make her eat it.

wow. just leave the poor girl alone. and wtf does a jew have to do with anything? who cares whether she is a jew or not. to each their own. fuck

why is she making that face? (pic 1 & 2)

God she's ugly. who cares about how big her tits are when she has a face like that?
her tits just make her look fat, even tho she isn't fat. she has the face of a man. YCK

her body is good, and all! but why run around a beach toppless..better yet..why hold them? She knows that they are out, and they happen to bounce when she is not wearing a bra, again..why is she holding them?

she is ugly, and you bitches want to talk about my baby Britney? This skeezer has nothing on Britney!

Man that guy has huge tits.

A mere click or two away from legitimate porn you idiots get off on THIS?

I am sooo glad to have my totally manageable 34B's and not these ridiculous oversized mutant mountains of yellow fat complete with oversized areola and ginormous, disgusting nipples. Can you imagine these atrocities attached to her 60-year old chest, hunched over from the unnatural weight, with deep juts in her shoulder from her bra digging in over the decades? Gross. Just gross.

That said, it's good to know that once I;m over the hill and sporting a fugly face (which will never happen, btw, I'm just hypothesizing), I can just get EE implants and lots of sick, twisted guys will be springing woodies for me because apparently, all it takes is just a couple of massive clumps attached to my chest wall to become sexy. You guys are just so easy to please.

fug fug fug, and those tits are circus freka big-not attractive

face only a mother could love.

Wow!!! Shes every guys dream girl mmmmmmmmm!

dude looks like a lady....

shes beautiful!

I'm in love!

Cartoon-sized fun bags are a good thing...but when you have to physically hold them up with both hands, perhaps you and your plastic surgeon have gone way, way too far. It doesn't help that this chick's hairline has receded enough to qualify her as a "before" on any late-night hair-replacement infomercial. Add in what appears to be pencilled-in eyebrows, and you essentially have a picture of my grandmother with implants (will post NSFW pics of my grandmother w/implants shortly).

Why isn't she in Pakistan, stalking Osama bin Laden? She can catch a cruise missile with those melons and redirect and bounce it to bin Laden's or Dick Cheney's secret lair. Either one, they both the same person, doncha' know, I read it in a book.
Gesundheit.
I love pillows.

95 andre: DUH shes holding them because when you have boobs and don't have a bra on and you run, it feels like someone is stabbing you in the chest with a dull spoon. her hands= her bra while she runs.

that just looks silly and reminds me of when I was 8 and would shove water balloons down my bathing suit in the summer to see what big boobies look like. Then I'd squeeze them into a uni boob because it was even cooler.

c'on, this is by far still considered a hot goddess next to britney spears!

on a side note, this chic will never need emergency airbags in a car wreck.

uuuuu... The only time I come close looking like that is when I bring my heavy textbooks to my chest!
Those are natural titties!!! Incredible! A bit weird looking but incredible indeed!

sick sick sick

just for the record...THIS WOMAN IS NOT FAMOUS IN THE UK

i want michelle sexy larg photos becaus she is to much beautifull without closes

Her areolas are the size of her palms, there's nothing sexy about that, nor what those things will look like in ten years time - or five.

"She" looks like a bloated Glenn Close with a bad weave.

Dear God!
Who as that woman and why does she have pillows as implants?? my lunch just came into my mouth :(

looks like she's running carrying a fat man's wobbly ass.

Wow.
You could feed a small country with those things. O.o

P.S. #9, anti-semitism is out. Hasn't anyone told you? Now go back to your little Neo-Nazi group...

Haven't you people ever heard of a bad picture before? Check out her site and tell me if you think she is ugly.

Why is this woman even noteworthy as some sort of celebrity? She's topheavy, if that makes someone famous.

Wow, crazy.

"Haven't you people ever heard of a bad picture before? Check out her site and tell me if you think she is ugly."

Haven't you ever heard of an airbrush?

where's her ring? i thought this chick married some british soccer dork, these photos are now posted in a place of honor in our plumbing office---thank you

What is Kim Kardashians ass doing on her chest????

idc who she is, id fuck the hell outa her BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

she is a man

i am gay

goolalan

she is a man

i am gay

goolalan

she is a man

i am gay

goolalan