Jun 26 2007Kim Kardashian's butt defies explanation

sweet ass

First. what are there pillows in therE?

shes so pretty

wow. It's like elephantitis of the ass

So do you wipe something like that with a beach towel?

She probably got butt implants. Or she's one of the first real x-men. Having a great big ass is a power you know...

ass implants?

It looks hard.

she is beautiful, but that butt is just disturbing

It's like she's wearing a wonderbra for her asscheeks. *blech*

Missionary Position makes this 'problem' go away, my friends...

No..you got it wrong it makes perfect sense! That bitch got an ass impants....there's nothing more to it! She's a blossoming porn star that likes to get pissed on...So hell, why not get an ass implant!

So much for JLo having the biggest bubble butt on a thinner girl. But Kim's ass does not look good here. It looks deformed. I think she's thinking she looks all hot, but it just doesn't look right. And the pockets do accentuate and add to how big her butt looks. I should know,I'm a bubble butt girl too, and pants with back pockets always make my bubble pop even more. But not look deformed.

Yeah this is odd...when I look at earlier pics of her she's the same weight but her ass is not nearly THAT big. It doesn't even look real.

Ass implants...
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007255.html

hee hee *points at Kim Kardashian's ass* It's pouffy!

Do you think she got butt implants? Sure seems like it to me. This just defies gravity and all rational sense.

Yeh, I have to agree. Thats got to be some serious ass implants. Either that, or maybe she was meant to be a more chubby, meaty girl, but then she got it all lipo'ed out; except for the butt and the boobs (along w/ silicone in the boobage).

...want to touch the heinie...

We used to have a girl here at work that had an ass like that. You'd have to look twice when you passed her in the hall just to make sure you weren't seeing things. You know what they say...more cushion for the pushin'.

I feel sorry for her...she actually thinks she looks good. .. kinda like a brooke hogan moment ....when really she looks very ridiculous.

Is that her mom? Whoever it is looks like a swarthy Bea Arthur.

yes, she has a huge ass. it's gross...really gross, but you are all failing to see that she is clearly making out with liza minelli.
i'm not sure which is worse...

who's the tranny shes with? I think shes a beauty but the ass is weird.

WOW! The writer of this article is one dumb fuck. That ass is to die for, I would love to splurge a load in that big nice ass. Hell I might even toss her salad.

strap on.
strap off.
strap on, strap off..it's kim kardashian's ass!

uhh.... she just wants to have an ass like "big butt" jess biel

shes cute but she has the ass of a jew. who the fuck wants a jew ass? its like a bunch of jews piled together their huge noses and threw them down kim's pants.... fuckin jew ass

kindof gross.

1. Put your beer up on it
2. Spooj on it.
3. Spank it.
4. Squeeze it.
5. Jiggle it.
6. Stick your face in it and make motorboat sounds
7. Bounce quarters off it
8. Take shrooms and watch little Seussian characters bounce back and forth on it
9. Irrigate it
10. Put your weenie in it

#27. PARIS, STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!

What a fatass!!! Lose some weight!!!

id stick my nose in that!

Its official that is the best ass in hollywood. The size and shape of that thing is incredible

I think she's just pulling a Paris. You know, back when she was strutting around with what everyone thought were new plastic boobies. She's so desperate to be "famous" she's just trying to get people talking. Just ignore the hairy cunt.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ASSTASTIC.

Who is this and why does anybody care?

There are such things as underwear with ass-padding...kind of like a padded pushup bra for the butt. I'm pretty sure she is wearing one.

Gotta agree Best ASS in Hollywierd!!!

THis chick is amazing, she needs to hit the big screen and start showing off that delicious body in big name movies

#27 hey Adolph enough with the jew already. Plus she's fucking Iranian you inbred fuck and last time I checked there aren't alot of the choosen people hanging out there these days.

Great ass though.

Who?

Middle Eastern women are known for big asses, seriously it's gross and true. She did not get ass implants, do some research....besides who in hell would ever think that THAT looks good?

Oh and for being hairy...

Wait a few years then that thing is going to turn into a gigantic flapjack.

Breakout the maple syrup baby!

These pics were lifted from a security cam tape. She's accused of shoplifting two bicycle helmets.

Where does she buy her trousers?!?!?!

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her ass looks fine......those pants are fucked. and really who wouldn't just want to stand there and make her doggystyle fuck you! than you flip her aroudn and its like doing a completely different girl.

Ugh She's trying to get a name for herself for having a nice arse. Thing is, it looks awful. Butt implants are naff. Kim you are the princess of naffness!

She's very pretty and has a nice rack but that butt is just disgusting. Good lord. I'd have surgery to get that reduced.

I thought I read somewhere that she HAS had augentation back there... even if you like that build, it just doesn't look right - I've been comparing photos & there's definitely been a change... unless that's the ONLY place she gains weight- not face, tummy, chest or legs, she's been enhanced... look ridiculous

@38... Yes Fredrick's of Hollywood sells them. They are great for giving me a feminine shape in the hips and ass. I also have the silicon fake breasts for my tits.

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It looks like she's wearing adult diapers.

I particularly like the corns she has on her pinky toes. GROSS!

I want to burrow into that and have a tea party.

dairy-air enhancement is booming!

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/health_science/articles/2007/06/04/are_people_having_surgery_to_increase_the_size_of_their_derrieres/?rss_id=Boston+Globe+--+Health+and+Science

a good story....

after coming back from being 1st i need to agree with 57. good call.

listen, HER TITS are fake. She must of recently gotten a fake ass to go along w/ the plastics up top.

What a dumb fake bitch. Ray J should of murdered her.

that thing looks too out of shape to be implants. you can see all the bumps through her pants! no one needs to see every nook & cranny of your ass..it's not an english muffin! i cant' stand when women who have disgusting asses insist on wearing too-tight velour suits. hell, anyone who wears the velour sweatsuits should be shot on the spot!

That is seriously the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. She looks like a giant chicken. Anyone who thinks that is attractive has really lost their mind.

you know....you have a good point! NOBODY wears velour pants anymore! where the fuck is this bitch stylist? I know that she make's alot of money getting pissed on, so....where the fuck is the money?

Her ass is bigger than mine... and I'm a diaper-wearing secretary.

if this is too big for you lovers of skinny women please tell me who has a better ass than this?

@66 - Her ass is fake. I love women that are shaped like this but her whole body is fake. Is she hot? Yes. Is she a dumb fake bitch? Yes. Would i fuck her and intentionally cum in her eyes? Yes.

Jessica Biel's ass = real.
Kim's ass = 6 grand or however much she paid.

That is the ugliest butt in Hollywierd. I just don't get why the brothers like the big J LO butt, gimme a nice small firm butt anytime, anyday, anywhere.........

#66 This ass is much better.

I'd let it off in that rump

a big beautiful ass like that is best seen BARE, then it can be licked!

Think she has a great ass?? DEPENDS!!!

It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jutt

So, does Kim Kardashian actually do anything?

That ass CAN'T be real! She has to be doing a project for her sociology class or something; See how society treats people with unusually large asses.

What the fuck, did I just step into the twighlight zone or something ? Every comment I red on here I have to go back and look at the pictures again because I can't believe anyone can find them anything but ridiculous. I mean it looks pure comedy, has the whole world gone insane ??? I mean I like asses but that's not an ass it's a comedy prop.

She's cute even with all the surgery on her face and chest. Her ass is real and its big, but some guys like that.

FYI- She's Armenian, not Iranian. Not that it matters of course. Only to the superfish Nazi commenter I guess.

I would love to tap that shit from behind.. watch it wiggle.. see it jiggle.

It doesn't defy explanation, here it is: her ass is deformed.

A nice, round ass is one thing, this is quite another. Why did she do that to herself? Gross. Maybe it got infected and inflamed or something. OMG, maybe her ass will just fall off. There's a lesson here. Just make the best of what you've got, don't pay some hack to stuff you full of implants. That shit is nasty.

her ass isn't ugly, it's just outrageously out of proportion for her body. and #67's statement is hilarious.

C'mon people, would you expect anything less than a meteor sized ass on a woman who let Brandy's little brother piss on her?

true that!

It is ridiculous.
It is not attractive.

That being said, I would bang the hell out of that ass....

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bwah hahahaha

THATS SO NASTY

At least her pants don't read "PINK" across the back. The Victoria's Secret campaign is for young girls with tight buns, not middle-aged spread (Just a public message from your pal the Eagle)!

She is so full of shit!

does anyone else think that in small pic #3 it looks like 2 trannies about to kiss?

To keep her swarthiness ratio constant, did she also get a commensurate amount of hair implanted onto her ass to make up for the increase in size?

S=I÷T

where
"S" is overall swarthiness
"H" is # of individual hairs counted on "T"
"T" is total measured skin area

The formula may be used to determine swarthiness of specific regions of the body or as an overall indicator.

I'm just wondering how much taller she is than everyone else when sitting down because of that ass.

Sorry. Typo @88... meant S=H÷T

baby got a whole lotta back

uhhh dude, shes not hot at all... forget about her... lets make every girl that looks OKAY a celebrity??? nah... wtf does she even do?? ACT??? hah

i wish i had an ass like that. i would be perfect if i did.lol

Freakazoid fatass and ugly feet too! The small toe is sticking out from the side of her feet. **Vomit** Ugly feet are the worst. I can deal with a lot of things otherwise, but creepy feet will make me throw up real fast.

I don't see what's hot about this woman. At all.

I personally see nothing wrong with her ass being that big. If your tits are that big you need to balance things out on bottom. It looks a little cartoonish, but good in a Jessica Rabbit way. Who likes a back with a crack anyways?

haha i think jessica is an insecure slut!

say HELLO to the new J-LO !!!
hey... ho...

This girl's ancestry is from the Eurasia/Middle-East region? If that's right then it's quite explainable.In those regions there're many with big bottoms.It's actually no wonder those Burkas were invented out there?!But i think Kim Kardashian's ass isn't that big because she's a tiny girl.

eeewwwwwwww! just imagine that nasty ass in a bathingsuit... yuck.

cottage cheese anyone?

@87....Yes it does like like two trannies about to kiss and rub their hard little "clitties" together. Yummy, so sweet and sissy.

I would do her in a second. I would kiss every inch of her body.

She is hot, hot, hot.

Ok it's nice to have a bit of an ass but her ass is a little big. She's pretty hot though. Who is the monster beside her?

shes was so hot but that video is sooo disturbing. Porn stars won't even go there. Obviously major Daddy issues. Now she's just some dumb whore who sleep with anyone for publicity.

@99....i would eat her cottage cheese!!

*remember ppl when u make lasagne, use ricotta cheese, not cottage cheese!

if by "stuffing" you mean injecting silicon into it, then yes, she is stuffing it. i'm sorry, but who exactly thinks this chick is hot? what a fucking skank!

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I like big butts and I cannot lie...

She did get butt implants. Mediatakeout.com has before and after pictures. MAJOR butt implants.

wow. so fucking stuffed. you can really tell in the bottom pictures. there is some poofy-ness on her side by her hip. that looks like a strap of some sort. what a crazy bitch. she look so disproportionate.

THAT IS THE FAKEST ASS I HAVE SEEN. ITS CALLED A BRAZILIAN BUTT IMPLANT..LOOK AT BEFORE AND AFTER PICS
http://www.mediatakeout.c...15002Kim_K_Flat_Butt1.jpg
http://www.mediatakeout.c...315002Kim_K_Flat_Butt.jpg

SHE IS SO FAKE YUCK!

SHE IS NOT HOT AND NEEDS TO GO AWAY WITH HER TALENTLESS ASS

Gotta think that it's the padded undies giving her the "Whole Lotta Rosie" look.
42-34-56: you can say she got it all!!

To all of you that want to use your tongue on her, remember that Ray J and Reggie Bush use her for a urinal. Hope you like that Flavah Flav!

ahh, make the links work!

Isn't that "lady" she's kissing the ex-wrestler Chynna?

She must have made a big poop!

Is she having a baby out of her butt?

holy shit! that's amazing!
speaking of kim's ass, here are some more views:
-http://carpemundus.com/blog1/kim.jpg
-http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=85955_Kim_Kardashian_Culture_Party_05-10-2007_05_122_469lo.jpg
-http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/01426/27/57/1426977572_l.jpg

Fake tits, fake ass.

There's nothing attractive about that chick.

WTF?? that does NOT look natural, she ether had butt implants or is wearing a diaper, ether way she looks like a freak.

no wonder she only wears sweats... there is no way this girl fits into regular pants!

DAMN! That is just crazy phat! It looked fine in her video I don't see what she is messing with it....maybe that is padding to keep it from bruising or maybe she got spanked and it is already bruised!

It would be cool if she was giving me a blow job will a monstrous shit was coming out of that ass.

she's had a lot of work done...

Wait! I've seen this before...

http://olimu.com/Notes/Steatopygia.jpg

Hey it must be real though. I've been seeing pics of her all over the place lately looking like this. Freak of nature for sure, but real I guess. Implants don't come with cellulite built in......or maybe they do now? you know, for a natural effect? an extra 50 bucks for each additional dimple

#whatever.

- - > Jess Biel is a lesbo though right?

FIRST!!

It's her diet. All that pee is going straight to her ass.

#97=pleaze don't mention
the next JL=o...we can't
ztand the old one..we don't
need another one...

thiz bitch iz zo hateable
zhe wearz way too much
makeup, zick...her hair
iz too black,,her azz
iz ugly like her face.
where iz her bag..zhe needz
one.

#27 shove it up your fat ass

According to the plastic surgery gossip sites she has had a nose job, breast implants, and butt implants. I think her butt looks ridiculous.

I'm so suprised that she didn't get lipo on her ass and all over to fit into the paris hilton group which she used to be a part of. good for her

Kardashian = Armenian = Smelly = Unibrow = Hairy = Stinking = Big Nose = Garlic = Big Cheesy Ass = Oh did I mention SMELLY + this particular Armo is the foulest negro fucking whore SLUT this side of the Arabian peninsula + I heard she also suck a mean camel dick! ... oh wait I made that last part up, but the other stuff is right on the money.

So I think her ass is way bigger than jennifer lopez.

that lady she is with looks like a big burly beast!!!!

Wow! The under endowed are sure showing who they are. If you packed enough rod to ride that ass you wouldn't complain.

shes too short for her boob and ass implants.
at least j lo's ass is natural, look at kims scrawny ass legs, it just does not match, her surgeon sucks.

Old Dirty Bastard said it best.........

"You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn........."

I think she's gross...she looks like just some other brownish girl who likes getting pissed on by black guys...I mean..she's nothing special...

Her ass is NOT FINE...it's just all anyone can talk about with her..she's not smart, not pretty, not talented...she just has a fat ass, so that's it...not a nice fat ass at that...

why are we talking about this tranny...her MOM def looks like a tranny or is that her dad?...in a few months no one will know who this black c*ck sucking wh*re is.

Well, I'm just glad to see, I'm not the only one stuffing her ass.

An ass only a man could love...I do! I do!!

Why would a person purposely do this? She looks like one of those old ladies with pillow butt?

Ok the people who think her ass is fake are WRONG!! Middle Eastern women are known for big asses, big noses, and being hairy. Trust me I have a mom whose ass is so huge that u can put plates on them...also all my female cousins aren't that fat but have gigantic asses, noses and are hairy. They naturally have big asses, i'm tempted to take a picture of my moms ass and cousins's ass and put it on here to prove it!

Ok the people who think her ass is fake are WRONG!! Middle Eastern women are known for big asses, big noses, and being hairy. Trust me I have a mom whose ass is so huge that u can put plates on them...also all my female cousins aren't that fat but have gigantic asses, noses and are hairy. They naturally have big asses, i'm tempted to take a picture of my moms ass and cousins's ass and put it on here to prove it!

She is truly a contender to unseat Jessica Biel, as it were.

Fake or not, the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin.

A true thing of beauty.

http://churchofjessicabielsass.blogspot.com/

Best ass I have ever seen on a white girl or girl for that matter! Really I love her and her ass

Ok...is that other woma China? Look at pic #3.

If she ever gets knocked up her ass is going to become the size of a small country.

Hmmm...
She should take the fat out of her ass and put it in her boobs.

This is an interesting ass.I know something about asses because years ago i was a surgery student.But i got kicked out from the academy because of enthusiastic cutting into corpses with a sword.I haven't seen an ass like this before in real life.She needs to come over to my crappy apartment in New York for further examination.I'm renting this place with overdue maintenance from Lowlands for an exorbitant amount.She doesn't have to fear anything because instead of a sword i'm using scalpels nowadays!

Thanks for your kind and flattering words Sauron!I thought this apartment was a perfect place for you because the rats and cockroaches could keep you company and break your loneliness?Anyways,i doubt about the plastic surgery of Kim Kardashian's ass.I need more pics of her ass as evidence asap.

Back off all you jealous, ugly, lonely bitches!! Kim is the type of girl most guys salivate over. She is petite, has long hair, and a curvy body with big boobs and a round ass. Trust me that's the kind of girl we guys dream about, not some 5'10" skeleton with flat pancake body. Those supermodel skeletons are what you ugly jealous chicks aspire to be.

your probably right:
the averagejoe would
take anything with
puzzy lipz....
shez fatt and ugly
like :thebaglady:
zpearz of courze for
the dickbrainz who don't
know..

Go to http://www.mediatakeout.com/6833/exclusive_proof_kim_k_got_her_booty_enhanced.html

...she's fat

She's got massive tits too, don't forget 'em.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x228/iren33/1181315002Kim_K_Flat_Butt1.jpg

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she has massive boobs. so what, they're fake.
who cares, so does a million other sluts.

THAT IS ONE FAT UGLY DISGUSTING BUTT

Steve, I bet you're some ugly jealous bitch or a fag. A red blooded American man would never in a million years dis that fine ass

I'm in love.

*** ISN'T JESSICA BIEL A LESBIAN THOUGH? ***

Well duh, she has to have a butt like that to get all those Black guys!!!!!

Well duh, she has to have a butt like that to get all those Black guys!!!!!

LOVE IT! LOOOVE IT.
thats the way a body is supposed to look.
SMALL breasts FULL ASS

hell yeah we black guys love big round juicy asses

that is disguisting! she should do something with that HUGE ass.

Actually She her family are Armenians from Iran. They speak Persian and Armenian.

I dont think her ass is really that big...It just looks that way in these photos...In every other picture of her she has a small ass.

I will never understand men *shakes head* she is a beautiful girl but that looks like hell. And how does she find jeans to fit. To get them in a size that covers the ass she must have major alterations on the waist. I guess since she can be famous for be the daughter of an OJ lawyer or Paris'BFF she going to get famous for a deformed ass

Her ass isnt really that big....I think it may be the pants...I have seen many white girls with an ass one day and no ass the next...so its quite possible we are dealing with that sort of situation. She looks so normal..she isnt really that..but whatever.

I would mount that biddy like a rabid Rottwiler.

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

Ok, her Daddy was some kind of legal council to OJ.

So, again, who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

Where's my bag of all-purpose flour?

I just wanna smother my face between those lucious cheeks

WOAH EASY THERE FREAKADEAK

shez right up there buttugly
like thebadlady spearz...
at leazt thiz bitch wearz
clothez, but who wearz velvet
only gay men..wtf.

she is beautiful...dont hate on her.

for sure, check this pic out:

http://news.myspace.com/entertainment/gossip/item/6853411

Hmm... Maybe Kim has been eating too many Sprinkles cupcakes... And we all know that socialite's don't like being photographed in public with anything that's not organic... I'm guessing that she found the following website www.seenon.com and found that Sprinkles sell's the actual cupcake mix and a reciepe for the frosting!!!!

Who is this person and why would anyone care?

lord have mercy thats a sweet butt.

Maybe it's just adult diapers. She is getting a bit older these days.

What has this chick ever done with her life besides be a trust fund baby that hangs with real celebs? Her ass is beside the point, although I must admit that is one ginormous ghetto ass. I hear they come in handy if you need a place to set your beer down. She could probably accomodate a whole pitcher and four glasses on that thing.

Jessica Biel has a pretty plump butt, for a white girl that is, but its nothing compared to Kim Kardashian's. It's jealousy or subtle racial insensitivity that I sense here. Remember, for all the flat butt girls who are not aware, Kim's butt is common on women of color, most especially women of Afrocentric decent, in the vast majority of cases. It's genetics. Some obese women have flat, yet flabby behinds, so obese and big butts aren't always the same thing.

maybe she's waring a pull-up or an adult diaper

people girls with butts that big usually have big legs to match ( ie the pear shape) see Jlo, Beyonce, Jessica Biel. She is tiny with a gigantic ass. those r def implants

That is an awesome ass.

she's fucking hot

like the majority of the people in here, i'd have to agree that her ass is totally fake, along with her boobs, and her nose...and i'm sure alot of other things are fake too. She has to spend her Pissed on Porno-profits somehow right?