Jun 28 2007Kim Kardashian bends over

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I have no idea what Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire life, but I'm still completely fascinated by her. Her ass is like a medical mystery. They could write entire television shows about it, where a grumpy doctor would spend an hour every week trying to figure out just what the hell is going on with that thing. And at the end of every episode right before he's about to solve the case they cut to a suspicious looking guy in a trench coat rubbing his handlebar mustache. Then the music goes DUM DUM DUM and it says "To be continued..."



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1st

haha.

Am i the only one who thinks that thing is kinda gross?

love the house reference

No. That ass is pretty gross.

Has she done anything except be friends with Paris and make a sex tape with Ray J?

Isn't she Reggie Bush's sweetie?

Her face is too innocent for all that ass.

Why the sweatsuits.. it ain't the Bronx.

shes all fake. id fuck her though. but fuck that stupid fake bitch.

I think her ass is way gross, but her hair is even more gross. Take a shower.

Why is she always in a sweat suit????

It is the only thing her big ass will fit into.

If Kim and that other bitch hugged, they'd look like Scooby-Doo's van. And I can totally believe that there's a big, brown, talking dog living in that nasty ass.

This bitch has a clloection of velour suits! Now...You would think that after that pissy porn, and her fucking basically every hip-hop star, and sports figure that she would have enough money to buy something new! Maybe venture out of those stuffy, snatch sweating suits! Thank you!

That ass conquers mountains, and that's really fucking gross.

i HATE her so fucking much... i saw a picture of her, her mom, and her sisters. there are like 15 future kim's in the kardashian family. WHORES!

p.s. are her boobs real or fake? i heard they were fake but they look really small for fakes. or maybe its that they look small compared to her ASStronomically huge derierre.

*collection*

That ass is NOT too big. I would love to get all up in that. Holy shit, she is hot. Keep up the Kim pics.

Her ass is fake people. That is a textbook "tear drop" implant. Very obvious. And what is up with her and the krusty blonde wearing matching juicy track suits? I didn't know people still wore those in public...

Hey, I like her, and I love that she's not anorexic looking. Though this is not the most flattering outfit, she does clean up well.

I think she is hot!! better than paris' pancake ass!

she's balding !!

breasty johnson, NO ONE LIKES YOU OR YOUR NASTY COMMENTS!

#15 & 18,

BREASTY - Thank you for being so dedicated to the quality of your posts that you corrected the misspelling of a word. We were all holding our breath, wondering if something was wrong.

Her ass is a catalyst for tourets syndrome. imagine seeing her in the street:

Wow, what a beautiful...HOLY SHIT, HER ASS LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEING BOARDED BY AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT...lady.

~SNIF! SNIF! SNIF!~

What's that I smell? It smells like WHIZ!

Oh, yeah, it IS whiz...Moesha's little brother porked Kim and then whizzed on her. Face it...when the single thing you are most famous for is having Moesha's little brother empty his bladder on you, "pathetic" doesn't even begin to describe you.

Kim...you're an effing pig. I don't care if your daddy stinks of OJ Simpson money. YOU stink like Moesha's little brother.

Two words... "reverse cowgirl".

her ass is so big she gets shit stains on the bottom of her feet.

ZING!

I testify to you today brothers and sisters that Kim Kardashian's plump juicy ass is among the greatest of all God's creations.

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anyones got a link for her sex tape, ive never seen but her ass scares me and i would like to see it in action!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!

#24) maybe you need to take your name's advice...because you sound so stiff, and boring!

" Herve Leger:
The 'in' place for Sweat Suits.(But don't pronounce the 'g'.)
Colors ? No Worries. Try our 'Miami Vice' and 'Turtle' lines. Just keep your sunglasses on."

who the fuck is this person?

Pope.....It's hand made by a doctor! It's not natural.

I would hit that ass so hard the first person to pull me out would be declared King of England.

Breasty,

A doctor who's hands were blessed by the almighty.

What's up with the velvet?
Is she in the mob?

sex tape link

Jim, that ass has swallowed more meat than Hungry Hungry Hippo. I doubt it would require that much effort to unsheath your sword from that tub of Country Crock.

I don't know about the mob, but that fine rear looks ripe for a gang bang.

How does getting fucked on home video make you a star these days? Seems like anything will pass for celebrity status.

Dude, that used-up looking chick with her is the sorta-hot-but-mostly-trashy one from Danity Kane. You know, the one the people were saying was knocked up with Diddy's spawn but wasn't?

Oh, and Kim Kardawhatever. Has anyone else noticed how in every paparazzi picture of her, she looks like she sort of naively delighted that someone is taking her picture? It makes me want to slap her.

i skipped my 10 oclock class today to go to a strip club with some friends...nothing like pussy in ur face when you wake up!

Why is she dressed like that? Just because she probably spend $500+ on that outfit doesn't make it look good, especially with those dirty flip-flops. Man, I look better than her and her fat ass.

Here's johnny!

It looks like she's wearing Astroturf.

Come on all you haters, who out there wouldn't like to get up close and personal with that ass? I'm a white man, and I am fascinated!

Her butt HAS TO BE fake. Isn't there some strap-on ass you can get? Eva Longoria wears one in her gowns for awards season & KK must be, too. Unless as someone else suggested, she had a butt implant - I'm all for butts, but Christ, that's quite a bubble butt.

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jesus christ. imagine what that thing looks like when it's not supported by velour. the cellulite on her must be intense.

She obviously is part black, cause white girls don't grow asses like that. Case closed.

Look at it this way :
I'll bet she finds every chair or sofa - comfortable.

These two look like a couple of Palm Beach Matrons looking for their next husbands. Except they forgot their little foo foo dogs at home. Velor sweatsuits what were they thinking.....

The only reason she's still in the news is because people keep paying attention to her.

I know its buttimplants, but it REALLY looks like shes wearing a diaper.

Maybe she never finished potty training?

And she always wearing sweatpants, probably because there are no jeans to fit her.

#28...three words..."I love you" Oh, and isn't she fucking baking hot in that outfit?? Shit, it's like we are in the middle of summer here. Her pits must reeekkkkk. Take it from me, a Persian girl.

She's another rich, herpe havin' ho!

I cannot wait until that ass is eatin' off by some exotic STD!

NASTY BIATCH!!!


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Please....I know plenty of white girls with asses like that! It's jeans made especially for that type of ass! I'm sorry that you "flatass" lovers are missing out on that cushion! I would love gor her to sit on my face! Then I would get her from behind........*drooling*

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a preview. shows her booty. no way it's real. she looks ridiculous.

that sex tape looks awesome!

i think shes hot


is that mischa barton with her?

pleeeeasse tell me these pictures are a couple years old. the terrycloth suits are soo overplayed. hopefully theyre shopping for something this millenium-appropriate.
and her ass? lumpy is not good.

That ass is beautiful, I wish I could meet her and have her sit that big thing on my face

Her ass isn't that bad, but it's completely unproportionate to the rest of her body, which is what makes her look like a total circus act.

1st??!!? What do posters do - invite people over to stare at their monitor and say "See that? Where it says '1st?' That's me that is!" Tossers.

ASShole!!!! how can she walk with that piece of meat on her????!!!!! too heavy.

GIVE ME THAT SEXTAPE I WANT TO SEE HER BANGED.

who is that blonde chick she is with? i think she's hot...better then kimmy.

WOW!! You guys are way harsh!!!...I for one think her booty is fine. Maybe not the most flatttering pictures, but I wouldn't mind having that junk in my trunk! Although I have to agree those sweats are horrible and ....getting pee'd hardly makes you worthy of celebrity status...Then again we are all talking about her thus helping her "celebrity status" grow....(Before this story I had NEVER even heard of this brawd) So you do the math...

Please stop posting about her and giving her attention!

I don't believe that someone would actually go as far as to get butt implants in order to stay in the media... It is sooo totally a tumor.

This black bitches bubble ass is deformed..and her greasy hair is very noticible. The strands are parting on the sides.

It's BUTT PAD

her ass wasn't that big several months ago

I haven't bothered to follow any items about this Paris-in-waiting non-entity, but has anyone coined the name "Kim Kard-ASS-hian"? (or some variation thereof).

C'mon, man. Given her huge ass & pun-ready name, I'd expect better commentary....

of course this ass is not natural
COME ON

They're implants. Ass implants gone wild.

Now I know where all my missing socks have mysteriously dissapeared to.......

Hot ass! we men like!!

I thought those juicy suits were out of style now...

zhe iz zo ugly and
could zhe pick a worze
puke green outfit..fuck..
that fucking fatt azz
needz to loze zome fuckin
weight..tub of lard like
zpearzbaglady...

That's it, really...it's not a bad ass, it's just a size eight ass on a size two body. It'd be a decent bubble butt on a normally proportioned chick.

Ya'll leave that girl alone. She is completely useless, but atleast she looks healthy. I prefer her to Paris Hilton's bony ass any day of the week.

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"I have no idea what Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire life, but I'm still completely fascinated by her"


do you know who's not fascinated by her? Me, and about 99.999999999% of the world's population.

if you don't have news, don't make a post...or at least post usless pictures of somebody who is actually famous.

Dude. That's called a FAT ASS, courtesy of Wendy's, or some other abundance of junk food.

Why are you facinated by lard?

I think she got ass implants..

talk about a bubblebutt...

this is the reason why talentless whores like paris and kim become famous, where's all the real celebs at?

courtesy of her plastic surgeon.

uhhh isn't that aubrey o'day from danity kane in the blue?

uhhh isn't that aubrey o'day from danity kane in the blue?

Who cares about this bitch anyway????

Her ass was fine without the implant/pads. Why why why do they always have to “accent” to ridiculous proportions?!!!!

haha, so funny. she thinks she's so hot, yet really she just looks like a 20 something wearing depends. I wonder if she writes "Daddy" when she signs for those credit card receipts? ugly, spoiled, lumpy assed ho.

and I thought those juicy couture/velour jumpsuit thingies were out a while ago, just like JHo. I have to confess, I still wear my velour pants with tshirts (no velour top) when I am dressing casually. But hey, I'm from the Midwest 'burbs, not robertson blvd, or whatever that trendy, snobby area is.

Velour Juicy suits = cougars whom have parked it and are no longer aware of any current or future evolving trends...therefore shouldn't be considered edgy or sexy. They will be wearing that shit well into their late fourties.

...Oh, and her friend is trying so hard to keep up. The bottom feeders are always fun to observe.

...I meant scum of the bottom feeders.

is she like..really cold or something? that stuff isn't even in now

Man those comments on for the news are getting terribly unfunny... appallingly unfunny... Cancer is more funny.

Yuck at the green velvet pants...

I didn't know her father was a defense lawyer for the O.J Simpson murder case!!

I thought her family was from India but it appears that her father has Armenian ancestry.


She looks Indian to me... oh, well.

Her tailoring bills must be up the roof with all the fixing of the torn seams in the back on every single pants she wears every single time. They haven't yet invented a fabric that's stretchy enough for that balloon that she calls her ass.

Maybe she's having a butt pregnancy like Amy Poehler did on Saturday Night Live?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05ebutt.phtml

I wish that this bitch that does the Z shit would fucking stop already! It's stupid as shit! Write normal, dick juice!

There's no doubt that that ass is filled with silicone, you can see it clearly in the preview (or pictures of it) where Jay-whatshisname is banging her from behind.

here is another wothless no talent whore who only became known b/c of a sex tape... that she did not want out, right... I believe her... hahaha, and Parisite never did drugs either. hahaha

Her ass looks deformed! It's waaaaaaayyyyy too big for someone of her frame and size. It looks like she has stuffed pillows down the back of her pants. NASTY!

Come on... Her ass is ok. Most of you guys would be glad to have it on you pelvis.

your.

fuck

nasty ass, nasty outfit, nasty waste of a person who hasn't accomplished anything of substance in her life

love how her and her pal phoned each other first before their shopping expedition and decided to like totally wear matching like outfits. I used to do that with my friends too... back when we were 9

Her ass is so big her nickname is DAMN!

the couple in the first pic, inside the car, is the girl taking photos to kim's ass??!! lol

I've hit it.

Lets see if I can clarify a few things:

Her sex tape isn't that good. It's heavily edited, much of the same footage is used over and over, they talk to the audience alot and they overdub her moans because the video cam Ray J was using had crap audio.

Oh, and he doesn't piss on her in the one I have, and it looks like the official version.(though some footage of her pissing woulda been super)

And her ass is actually decent in the vid, fits her body well.

And her tits are real, they're just big.

And to get the vid, just do a search on limewire. It's there.

Any questions?

The main reason I think she's gotten work done on that ass is because of the way she accentuates it.
Typically when someone as shallow as herself pays to have something improved, they like to put it on display. IE-the exacerbated track suits.
She is a beautiful girl, you can’t deny that. But, these days, anyone can pay to be beautiful. They can load up on all the silicone and botox they’d like, I’m quite satisfied with myself however.

I'm not going to hate on the ass, but what the hell is up with the velour sweat outfits she's always rocking? Those things were hideous even when they were in fashion and they look even more ridiculous now that they're out of style. All she'd have to do is get a pair with juicy printed on the back and I'd be forced to body slam her for poor fashion sense. (Then again, at least that wouldn't be false advertisement, since her ass is juicy. Guess it's worse when girls with back slits for asses wear them. Then I really want to drop kick them in the taint.)

I am so tired of hearing about this girl... please stop trying to make her a celebrity. You know that this is exactly what she wants...it's so irritating

WooHOO!!! last day at my crappy job! and i get to be hungover! and i get to see that ugly chicks big fat ass! yay!

I CANNOT believe no one has said this yet:
BABY GOT BACK........

That chick only wears those fucking ugly velour outfits because her ass cannot fit into normal pants.

Hell yeah!

I would bang that thing all night long...

mmmm

The ass makes my loins tingle ...

That poor girls' butt is going to sag like a mofo once she shits out a kid.

Now this is journalism, fantastic. I think hot chicks bending over should be a daily feature
http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

WTF is with the velour outfits. Giant Green Velour ASS! A bit much in the morning.

Ridicul-ass...

I saw her sex tape and her ass does not have any cellulite on it. It is perfect, big, round, firm, plump.....mm....I just wanted to take a bite out of it.

LIsten up all you skinny bitches. Kim is the type of girl that gives us guys superboners, not flat chested, pancake butt fashion models.

So anerorexic bitches, go out and get some boob and butt implants ASAP

for fucks sake it is not a fake ass...go look at her other photos in dresses, etc. She's pretty. Stop posting crap about this nobody lol???

She really likes those velour tracksuits doesnt she.

There are 3 people wearing sunglasses indoors here. Maybe to sheild themselves from her giant ASS!

#107 - Me Too!!!! Drives me fucking NUTS!!!!

Oh yes, reverse cowgirl like a mofo. Thanks earlier poster. I also think after seeing photo 2 and photo 4 that I would love to bite that big fat ass and rim her balloon knot until she giggles. Yes, I may need to give her another Celeb Skeet tribute page...

Her ass is so big, when she farts it comes out in surround sound.

As a straight male in my late 20s, I find that thing disgusting. All the girls that had what many considered a "nice" big ass when they were younger all have horrible cellulite now, and we're not even old yet.

ASS IMPLANTS. There are a lot of older pictures where she has a normal size butt. She seems to only like black men, so that's probably the reason she felt she needed to get this huge ass. I've heard bad shit about ass implants though. I heard they get infected from sitting down on them alot and that it's hard to shit after you get them.

What is with the sweatsuits? Since when are those acceptable to wear in public? Might as well wear pj's!

I think shes gorgeous - a gorgeous talentless attention whore I dunno about her ass but at least shes not all about being a stick woman so thats a good thing.

You think her ass is hot?? WTF?? Her ass is huge and disgusting! You're a f'n LOSER!

For those of you tired of fatuglykelli and her insipid way of replacing the letter "s" with "z", just do what the rest of us do & skip reading her posts. Once she realizes that no one cares what she has to say because of the insipid way she delivers it, she'll either change or go away.

As for Kim LardAssian, her butt implants are sponsored by Depends Undergarments. She's going for that Afro-bootie because of the way it bubbles straight out and not wrapping around her hips (see the "candid4" pic compared to the rest of the side view shots). Not attractive at all, unless your name is RayZ or Reggie.

LOL...her ASS LOOKS SQUARE!!!! ROFL It looks like one of those old women who likes to play bingo!!! GROSS

For you people who were wondering, the blonde chick w/ her is Aubrey O'day from Diddy's "Danity Kane". Remember her from "Making the Band"?

yet another retarded reference to the handlebar mustache. faaaaantastic writing. *sarcasm very thick* i suppose the author of this blog's next step is to crack one about....the monocle!! dun-dun-duuuun

That ass is nice. For all the haters, take your cardboard-ass-loving mentality away.

I'm gonna stop reading this site if worthless posts like this continue. It's one thing to wanna post Kim's pics, but your disgusting gushing over her is beyond sickening. Shut the fuck up or else your gonna lose a lotta readers.

I'm gonna stop reading this site if worthless posts like this continue. It's one thing to wanna post Kim's pics, but your disgusting gushing over her is beyond sickening. Shut the fuck up or else your gonna lose a lotta readers.

honestly what the hell has this woman EVER done in her life..... aaaaaaand im pretty sure that the matching crushed velvet suits are a little outdated miss kardishan????

It's been pretty much out there that she had a nose job, boob job and butt implants. It is really obvious to anyone who is familiar with plastic surgery that she had a great job for all three, assuming you want something disgustingly out of proportion on your rear. I think the boobs and nose really do look wonderful. Check out the before and after pics to really see the difference in her nose: http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/rhinoplasty/36557-kim-kardashians-nose-job.html

What? Are they 12? Wearing the same outfit as your BFF? Give me a break!

I wouldn't want to piss her off. I imagine what it would be like if she pinned you down and sat on you for a long, loud fart straight ino your face. DO NOT PISS HER OFF people. This is a warning. No one could survive something that drastic. You have more of a chance of surviving a hurricane as big as Katrina or a big Tsunami than that.
By the time she is done farting in your face with THAT ASS it's over. You're long gone.

Enough with the velour leisure suits already! Both of 'em!

She must be a "guido" or "gina", depending what side of the N.A. border you're on.

That reminds me...'blue and green should never be seen'. Especially here.

I don't think they're implants because they look so damned awkward -- her ass looks like it's been borrowed from another body (Frankenbutt). After having such a good job done on her nose and boobs, I can't imagine that that she'd have paid someone good money to provide her with a too low, lopsided badunkadunk. But if you've ever looked in the back of Ebony magazine, among others, you'll see the butt padding panties that I think she's wearing. And maybe she's stuffed a Thanksgiving turkey back there as well.

That butt is SOO fake...those are implants... does NOT even look right.. she should get a refund

How is this important? How in the hell is she? She is pretty but who is she? and how is her bending over important? I like celebrity gossip but the problem is that she is not a celebrity neither is
Paris her BFF. This woman is need of some attention look at her just shaking that big ass. She is so disgustiing. She just did a porn video to get attention from the paparazzi. This woman is so annoying and stupid.

Grosssssssssss look at her hugeeeeeeee assssss.

gross. surgery.

i was totally hoping for a joke about house

How can you have such a BIG BUTT with slim legs--She's an Idiot---She looks DEFORMED

I can't wait to see who she dates NEXT, it won't be a TOP Black Male celebrity, maybe a D-Lister who wants some ATTENTION.

This chick is beautiful. I would suck every drop of Middle Eastern cum outta her and then spit it back in her pussy and then resuck it out of her pussy. She is so fine. After that, I'd do Jimbo. I have always had a crush on Jimbo. I really don't care who he's with, because I am a whore and it just doesn't matter to me. call me, Jimbo.

@ 151 - 'It's like totally the IN thing to like match your BFF.' **VOMIT**

Nice point Fatty girl.

They act like they've never seen an ass before...I mean compared to all the stick figured women that annoying ask how big their butt looks, it's a big bubble butt. Get over it, it's the f-in pockets that make it look bigger! Are we done with this crap?? Where's the real gossip?

lordy lordy,that is some epic armenian cheek meat.

What's that big thing following her?? Oh, nevermind it's her ass.

Trust me, I'm no homophobe...lets just say far from it...but its pretty funny to me to see a bunch of bile-spitting queens who probably puke up a damn shrimp cocktail yap shit about a healthy girl with exactly the kind of ass that any real man dreams of...

Eat some food, you jealous won't-ever-bes.

Thats an ass...you don't qualify.

That ass belongs on a 300LB fat chick! Very Odd.... What's up the matching velour outfits?! and flip-flops and white shirts.. what the hell.. Twiddle-De & Twiddle-Dum?

I'd let her sit on my face.
Except, she'd probably try to pee on it.

#168
You are a nasty little boy, but you are funny. However, I think this girl would give you germs.

biggezt fattezt azzezt ever
ugliezt, fartiezt, whorezt,
piece of shittizt ever..

Vertically she's 5'1"... Horizontally she's 5'5".

that is one disprortionate ass if i was a guy id want a woman with a proportionate nice body not pounds of meat on her back. what a

I don't get it. It's not a sexy ghetto booty, it's not even a big ass. It's the ass of a 300lb woman on a normal sized girl. She needs to stop wearing tight velour sweatsuits. Sick!

I hate her, she's trashy, she's bagged all of the hip hop scum in Hollywood, but I've got to hand it to her-- her ass is sexy. I'm a very jealous black woman lol, but I still think she's trash.

Hey Kim you keep doing what your doing.I think your hot as hell! And id date you any day of the week.And your ass is a black mans dream id love to hit it from the back nice and slow and deep.

break out the lawnmower shes covered in grass.

I would slide my cock in her big sexy ass and then just pound it till I cum in it.

Yall just mad cuz she gave that ass to a Black Man

Kim is the hottest girl in Hollywood. Shes nice, innocent and hot to boot..y!

Her ugly green outfit matches her ugly green vaginal infection. *gag*

Why are you people so jealous??? You know you wish you had her ass... Jealous hoesssss

man that ass so big i gotta write a rhyme:
ass so wide you can see it from the front, junk in the trunk you can place a pimp cup -on ass so big gotta use like two hands, ass so wide makes a man say DAMN!. And that the definition of ba-dunk-a-dunk, she's got 'em woofers and the bass all up in that trunk.

you guys r alllllll waistin your time i jst cliked it to se wat they were talking about she was bent over or somthin and any one who is posten comments n shit must really lik or have a little jelousy ..... i dont care 4 kim kardashian and her barbie butt but what ever if you really want to waist your time try myspace ~~~~gin&tonic, pope ,and breasty jonsen should jst bequite 4 awhile and bresty u should be really proud of that name lmao psyc

all y'all some damn haters. at least she got a butt and curves compared to paris hilton's ugly ass! get over that sex tape shit because it's old. she has moved on and doesn't care what you people think. plus she's a beautiful girl and you people have nothing else to do but talk shit about someone you don't know. y'all just wasting your time. at least she's changing her image to not be this whore that everyone thinks of her because of the sex tape. i don't think she's a whore in my opinion and just because you got a sex tape doesn't make you a whore. that was her boyfriend she cared about and you call her a whore for that? don't act like your shit don't stink and i bet the people on this site has made or thought about making one. stop hating because you just making her more famous.

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