Jun 29 2007Kevin Federline won't sign

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Kevin Federline is refusing to sign his divorce papers because he's concerned about Britney Spears' recent behavior, and wants proof Britney is able to handle joint custody of their children. A source tells People:

"Britney's attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney's post-rehab partying. [Federline] wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney's access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him."

You know you're in a bad place when Kevin Federline is concerned about your parenting skills. If you went to Britney Spears' house you'd probably find one of the kids tucked under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.



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Americans suck. Britney is a fat fucking obese yank like the rest of them. Why don't Americans all go drown in the ocean? Do the world a favour.

Maybe it's because of women like Britney that America is in such a sorry state.

The rest of the world laughs at America and its stupid citizens.

Europe is much more civilised and grown-up than America. Over in America, they're all toothless hicks who have never read a book.

K-Fed...father of the year!!!
I feel sorry for these kids man

third!
K-fed was the shit on Raw.

Yeah? You better thank America that you don't speak ze German now, since you fools couldn't stop killing each other

hmm proud to be Canadian and no not the french kind

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i would not let this chick watch over my pet rock... let alone an infant..

#8,

I wonder how many former pet rocks are already in her dino-gizzard?

I'm starting to become a fan of Federline.

#1 & #2. Ya, you're real grown up alright!

Hey you stupid fuck Thatcher. I see you speak English and not German. You can thank America for that. If it was not for us your sorry ass would be wearing a brown shirt with a Nazi swastika on the sleeve

Europeans are more civilized and grown up than Americans yet you are talking shit on a gossip webpage...really grown up and civilized way to prove your point

#5 only after the fucking japs owned your ass

Citizens! I thought that picture was K-Fed! It isn't? That is Brittany?
BTW--Thatcher, I'm American and just read the book about that goat you fucked yesterday!

Let's just ignore this gay Thatcher guy. For all we know Thatcher is just some fat, hairy american guy sitting somewhere in the US with nothing better to do than try to get people riled up. And if you ARE really from the UK, then you should think of banding together w/ the US in this scary time of terrorism. I see they just thwarted another terrorist attack today in London. Wouldn't it be better to join forces instead of be enemies? Who wants war and violence? Extremists. Who makes assumptions w/ eyes closed? Extremists. Who becomes terrorists? Extremists. Stop the stupid cycle of hate.

Sure he's concerned. I bet he's using this as an excuse to hold out for more money.

well said miss oblivious

That is sooo ironic that Federline is coming out as the more mature and together parent from this union (or so it seems). All that speculation during their marriage abt how bad he was for Brit, and how he was holding her down, etc, etc. Who knows what shit he was dealing with living w/ her looney tunes ass. They should just give the kids to Angelina Jolie already & be done with it!

Has anyone clicked on "Thatcher's" name and looked to see where the link brings you?

Well I did, and I got to see a picture of three buck ass naked old men sucking each other off.

Yep, he's your typical brit. loves to suck cock and takes it up the ass.

Gross mother fucker err make that Father sucker.


Probably the only guy on here who when he types TCLTC, types it in admiration.

Thatcher: let's assume you're right and Americans suck, blahblahblah (because clearly you've met them all and can make such an assessment). Ok..., now what? This 'fact' was so vital you had to come to a random celebrity-pic website whose raison d'etre is "to make fun of as many people as possible" to say it? AND expect to find an audience that would A) thank you for opening their eyes or B) not respond accordingly?

Yeh, I would recommend NOT clicking on Thatcher's link. I have a feeling thats why he's making all these strong anti-american comments. He's just trying to get attention so that people will try to figure out who this guy is, and then end up clicking on his link. Resist the temptation!!! Resist the temptation of the tool!

LOL #20. I'm chagrined to realize that I was arguing (albeit brilliantly) with a porn ad! Stupid spamers! Get TFO the fish!
You can click on my site though. Oh yeah that feels good!

guy-

owned? well, i wasn't around, but i think we ended up owning them. ask around at nagasaki.

how did Justin Timberlakes inbred brother come out to be the better person in this situation?

Kristen and Thatcher probably one and the same ole miserable big fat bitch who hasn't been laid in YEEEEEeears. Grow up fatty. Stop taking your angry out on everyone else.

damn you, bitches! K-fed has no fucking right! I think that this motherfucker wants more money! Damn, Kevin....Go find your own fucking money, you piece of dog shit! BRITNEY, IS NOT GOING TO KEEP SUPPORTING YOU, AND SHAR! NOW U SEE WHY SHE IS HALF WAY CRAZY...FUCKING WITH BITCHES LIKE YOU!
FUCK WHAT THESE MORONS SAY ON THIS WEB-PAGE,OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO LIFE...THEY WOULD JUST LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE THAT IS FAMOUS FALL DOWN...BECAUSE THEY ARE DOWN....THEY NEVER INTEND TO COME UP! LOWLIFES! I HOPE THAT BRITNEY, GETS TO KEEP HER CHILDREN! shar's fat ass is probably master minded it...you know K-FRAUD HAS NO BALLS!

GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!

Seriously, I've never seen pictures of him walking around drunk and half naked...he never shaved off all his hair, cried, attacked a car and went to rehab. He's never been carried out of a club after passing out. He's never been reported throwing up in night club bathrooms.

OK, AND HE NEVER CARRIED TWO KIDS IN HIS STOMACH, EITHER! HE NEVER HAD POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION NEITHER! AND IF HE COULD WALK AROUND NAKED...I'M PRETTY SURE THAT HIS SKANK ASS WOULD! OK...SHE WAS A LITTLE TIPSY..I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE WENT TO REHAB FOR...DINGBAT!

Dayum. She's not even an oven stuffer anymore...

this website totally cracks me up...fuckin hilarious writing. #29 GET A LIFE!


I dont know whats worse in this situation, Being Britney Spears, or being Kevin Federline..

I guess you lose either way.

I read "kevin federline won't sing" and for a few seconds, I was happy...

Hey WTF - just because a woman can give birth to kids doesn't mean they are a good parent. Brit is a bad parent. And if she has post-partum depression she should get help. She's back to drinking and partying and is cutting off contact with the only people who really care about her - her family. And good for Kevin for sticking up for his kids. I believe he's thinking of them first!

K-Earl looks as though he can take directions from his attorney.

Show that you're the responsible and mature parent and you'll get ALL her $$$.

He is wiser than we gave him credit for.

THE FUINNY THING IS THATCHER IS PROBABLY ENGLISH BUT HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL. ALL WESTERN EUROPEANS SHOULD BE LICKING OUR ASSHOLES BECAUSE WITHOUT US, ALL THE PUSSY ASS EUROPEANS WOULD INDEED BE SPEAKING GERMAN. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT EUROPE. FUCKING UNFREATFUL RETARDS. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

dooooode! i saw K-fed last nite!! i swear to fucking god! at a Vons gas station in San diego. no fucking lie. he was the clerk, working the register, no name tag cuz he didnt want to get recognized, and he needed help figuring out how much gas to put on the pump, if i had a twenty, bought a vitamin water and wanted to put the change in gas. hahahaha. he ended up getting it wrong and gave me 10 cents extra in gas... he even said it was on him... hahaha what a gentleman.

LOL

I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THATCHER CALLED US TOOTHLESS WHEN ENGLAND IS SECOND ONLY BEHIND CHINA IN THE WORLD'S WORST ORAL HYGEINE. REAL CIVILIZED WHEN YOUR BREATH IS LITERALLY LAST IN YOUR PRIORITY LIST. ON ANOTHER NOTE ISN'T THATCHER A FAT NAME? KIND OF LIKE CLAIRE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB? AND DONT TRY TO SAY IT'S A "FAMILY NAME". IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL ANYONE FAT CONSIDER CHANGING THAT NAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY. AND I AM PRETTY SURE THE ENGLISH ARE MORE FASCINATED WITH BRITNEY THAN ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS TOO EASY.

ok....she can have a drink,or two if she wants to...that don't make her a bad parent!
You don't know how she is behind closed doors! This k-fraud...wasn't any good for her..in the first place! He sucks! This motherfucker..wants to drag her throught the fucking mud..so he can take her kids, and then be with that troll shar!

Not sure about that. Has anybody actually ever seen K-Fed Yo read or write? After hearing some of his "music," K-Fed Yo may be taking advantage of his downtime to take "English As A First Language" courses at the local community college. Chances are, he just hasn't reached the "Writing Your Own Name" chapter of the picture book. Is a divorce document legal if it's signed in crayon?

If the legal system in this country truly worked, the authorities would step in and make sure those kids were raised by stronger authority figures, such as a pack of wolves or a large fern.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

*through*

Hey WTF, are you serious? A drink ot two? A little tipsy? Rehab? Really, come on now...

As much as I dislike Britney, K-Fed has NO room to talk. How would he raise the kids that would be so much better? By teaching them to be shitty rappers that treat women like shit? No good there either.

hey Margaret fuckin Thatcher:
like U can talk about anyone..
Englizh people R zo fucked up
the azz..they will zleep with
anyone and look at the queenz
zon..that fucker lookz exactly
like a fuckin ape..all U fuckerz
R zo ugly, white pazty zhitz
think that your zhitz don't ztink..
too bad that carbomb today didn't
hit your azz in the fuckin face, bitch.
Your fattazz needz to go down to
the beach..lardazz fucker.

oh yea, forgot about kevin:
I'd much rather zee him raize
the kidz than her...after all
if they r going to be with
babyzitterz all day, then Kevin
might az well have them...

Can U stop already with the fuckin z's!
Do you not know that it is essses that you can use! dipshit? Use them jackazz!

Hey Krazihottkelli, I hate Thatcher as well, but jeez. Pump the breaks and take a deep breath...No need to go all the way down to their level. We can go half way and still get our point across to those ungreatful Euros. It's just too easy...

krazihotkelli,

What the hell is wrong with you? Didn't you graduate with the rest of the 6th grade class?

Yeah, well, that's why we had 4 kids. We had a couch with no legs.

@ Thatcher - hey, if America and it's citizens trouble you, then stay the fuck away from our culture. It's that simple.

Y'all are thick hicks and ya'll chicks are way too thick.

51, calling someone a hick & using "y'all" while doing it is just a little contradictory.

what the hell?
every american is toothless and hasn't read a book?

that's quite a statement.

Raise your hand if you think Fed-Ex is putting the squeeze on Brit for more $$$$$$!
Thought so - we're all in agreement here.

Who gives a flying fuck about who's American or not, i hate it when all you fuckers have to make this into a goddamn argument over countries all the time!

Son todos unos boludos importantes

Hey, I don' think there is any need for any american bashing or uk bashing ok! I'm english and can say that the majority of people do not have the same opinions as thatcher, he's just trying to stir up trouble, so don't rise to it. Please less insults towards the english as well!

@14

they already do you fucking moron. that's why you work in some shit job flipping burgers and saying 'would you like some fries to go with that?'
anyone who calls himself Guy is probably a wannbe.

@57

you're english? and you admit it? bend over further. i thought we got rid of cunts like you in1812.

Kevin Federline may not be the best father(far from it) but those kids are far safer with him than they are with their selfish, horrible Mother. She doesn't care about her kids, she only cares about herself. Was it Kevin who drove with the baby on his lap? Was it Kevin who almost dropped the baby? NO it was that stupid, shallow self absorbed bitch.

It is pathetic the way people try and put all the blame on Federline for her problems.
She is a grown woman, she chose to take him away from his pregnant partner, she chose to marry him and she chose to have his babies.
It's all her own doing. Only because she is famous do people let her off the hook. She is just as much to blame for all of this as he is.
He did not ruin her, she ruined herself because her ego is too big and she is an ugly person inside.

This divorce hasnt been finalized yet??? Fuck, whats taking them so long? God knows neither of them have shit going on in their lives. Oh wait, thats right, rehab and professional wresting. My bad.

I just wish Federline the asshole would wear his hat straight just one time.

I'm pretty sure English men have uncircumsised dicks..sick!!!

Britney should just give up her kids for adoption. Even bears in the wild would make better parents. They should change their names and get saner parents. I don't know which is worse, having kids make fun of you all your life because of your mother's stinky vagina in the periodicals, or having kids make fun of you because your father is a pathetic loser who can't rap.

At least bears live in seclusion when they hibernate, they don't party and they go naked but are covered with fur all year round. Hmmm...you be the judge - grizzly bears over Britney and Kevin. That's tough.

@ 55 - It doesn't matter about the countries. It's about some ignorant individuals saying inaccurate comments. Yes America has a high percentage of fat people, but not everyone is fat. It's like saying all Brits have fucked up hick teeth, and I would not be any better.

Ok, so I was just trying to stop all of the classless ignorant country bashing, as there is no need. If thats how schack wants to be then they are a horrible representation of americans who does nothing but to prove thatchers original points, not that I agree with them. Can everybody please grow up?

anyone whoz offended by
how I write..fucking zkip
over me...I don't give a
fuck what U zay...U don't
like it, don't look....

Kevin needz to get thoze kidz..
all {thebagladybrittney} wantz
to do iz zhow the world her zhaved
ugly puzzy and thoze ugly what zhe
callz titz..any parent like that
zhouldn't have kidz, no matter who zhe
iz...
Brittney, there waz a guy in Datona
yezterday that flazhed a women...

guezz what: hez in jail right now,
ztupidfucker, naztyfuckinazzhole..
ZOME MOTHER U R...BITCH...

England: Where dentists go to die

Key word in this situation is lawyer. It's K-Fed's LAWYER who put the thought into his mind to hold off signing. K-Fed is not smooth.

Case in point about americans

I have been to america several times and several times i have been asked 'oh my gaaaawd! Youre from INGLAAND? But you dont taaalk with a british aaacent?'

1. Yes I do, you just have no idea what it sounds like.
2. Why all of the excess vowels?
3. Why does every american i have ever spoken to think england and britain are the same thing? They're NOT.

Oh, and there is nothing wrong with english teeth. Just because we have more in our lives than teeth obsessions. D'ya know who has nice teeth? Britney Spears. Nuff said.

If mommydeareztzpearz haz
good teeth #71, Y zhouldn't
zhe? After all, anyone with
alot of money in our country
haz D'Vinci ven=earz..they
fuckin cozt $35-40,000..zo I
would hope that they R nice...
anyway...zhe don't have them..
her teeth zuck.....


Kevin...go after thoze kidz..
zhe'll fall down drunk or
drugged up on them and kill
them....

WoW! What's up with all of the America hating on....The Superficial?!? Take that shit to another forum - like CNN. BTW, I love England and it's peeps...how could I not love the country that gave me Sting and Simon LeBon *kisses*.
As for Britney - she should have her kids taken away from her, have to pay KFed until she's broke and then have to work a minimum wage job while her Mom sticks her foot up her ass.

#73
Where you born yesterday? This site is for hating whatever. Just for your info, we don't like Sting, he sucks, or who the hell
ever that other person is that you mentioned.

K-fed should get the kids.

still waiting for k-feds album to come out

Don't know who simon le bon is? How cultured.

and what does being european and the nazis have got to do with it? it's history...but it is true that europeans ( i am one btw) have a bad impression of some americans (as in arrogant, think they own the world). but not all eurpeans are pompour asses either...
and what's wrong with speaking other languages instead of english?

*pompous

K-Fed is a really ugly woman.

Poor K-Fed, this divorce has transformed him into an ugly woman.

I know I'm getting redundant, because I think I must say this EVERY DAMN TIME I see her pic, but why the hell can't she JUST COMB HER FUGLY HAIR??? WHY??
If I had a buck for every time I've seen that stupid glob of mess stuck up in a ponytail on TOP of her shiteous head, I'd be richer than she. Ok, maybe not as rich. But it'd feel like it. And yeah, Madonna...Kfed's sideways hat is just as stupid.

Yeah, I'm petty.

I, for one, am glad Madonna chose to become an English Jew. Welcome to it, England. How proud you must be.

The farther away she gets from her native midwestern Catholic upbringing, the better I feel.

You gave us Victoria Beckham. Are we even now?

And Britney, just give up and go play in traffic. You're not relevant nor entertaining anymore.

She's relatively young but i think this girl is suffering already some time from a serious burn-out.She needs to put a contract on the head of K-fed.Then maybe she'll be inspired again and make a come-back.

Britney, you should straighten up before your husband gets your kids taken away from you. It's better to be smart when your going through a divorce, then sorry later for being such a dumb careless girl.

I know it's bad because of the pollution and environmental reasons.But give K-fed a concrete foothbath and throw him from a bridge!

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○♫♪◙

Yea, letz remember one thing:
Brittneydearezt broke up a family
and now her carma came back to her
shez like, the biggezt dumbazz in
the world, with bad extenzionz..
fuckin cheapazz bitch...GO KEVIN!!!

She looks like some of the gay guys I know. They like to dress like this and wear their hair like that, but they seem to have better hair and clothes then her.

Who knew HE'D be the responsible parent?

"Dear Kelli, eeeverybody hates you."

89=lazt I checked....

thiz waz a hating site...

do U think I really want

any of U to like me?

In your dreamz_→→→azzhole>→!

I wish she would take that damn rag off her head and get her hair fixed properly. Her wigs looked cheap and those extensions are just nasty.

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