Jun 27 2007John Stamos makes a fool of himself

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i don't give a flying piece of shit! I still would do him! He put the x in my sex!I don't know what the fuck was wrong with Rebecca R.

one word: cocaine.

who is he again?

and he's 44, not 38

ztamoz iz ztupid...cokehead....
old zhit....

hey BERN; ZTFU WITH THE BOOBZ ALREADY...
FUCK....

I'm not even going to try to finish watching the video...sad...just sad...

after watching that..I can say that he is going through something for sure.

Is this current? Where did they pull his age from? He's 44 in August. Check imdb.

lolz

After reading that article, I though Stamos pulled a Tom Cruise on the host or something. I was sorely disappointed.

... cocaine's a hell of a drug. :)

The longer the flight is the hornier you get?I'll check this out on my next trip.

I cant stand this douche...but my pal Albert wants to make chocolate covered bananas with him...Oh Alb! You are just too much sometimes.

FIRST!

Does anyone care?

I bet he had real bad breath when he had that poor woman in his death grip at the end.

Is he drunk, or is he just so full of himself (and shit) that he thinks he's funny, cute, sexy, etc.? I think he's just acting like an ass because he thinks he can.

I could never stand this dimwit. He loves himself, with very little reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBy3DEjK6E&mode=related&search=
This video is even more relevant than ever.

The screen shot first up looks like he's undoing his zipper to show her the goods... "gyrating around with one of the studios props" indeed.

Nothing Stamos can do could possibly be more foolish than letting Rebecca Romijn get away from him. That almost makes him gay.

I think it's hilarious. As in, he's trying to be funny and is. Strange, but hilarious.

No, not Uncle Jessie! Maybe he should have tried to sober up by smoking meth with his niece Stephanie. Now that would have been a good idea.

Former?! What the hell is this "Full House" he speaks of? That's like ten years ago. The only people who would be fans are probably in nursing homes.

A) I would still fuck him in a heartbeat.
and 2) Rebecce Romijn looks like a dude. There, I said it.

Wow! So that's what a train wreck looks like.

No wonder Rebecca left, what an ass.

From the description, I expected worse. It wasn't bad at all.

I thought this article was about Uncle Jesse, why did you post this video of Colin Farrell?

Oh god, he's fucking blitzed drunk during this interview.

I'll tell you exactly what happened to him (I've done this meself a few times)...

He went out and partied, tied one on big time the night before, and woke up so drunk and hung over that he had to take a few shots (hair of the dog) to steady himself for the interview.

He's clearly still slurring from last night's party. No question at all.

This guy gets a free pass. If I were that young, handsome, and (relatively) successful, I'd spend the majority of my waking hours intoxicated. Probably most of my sleeping hours, too. I just wish Hollywood PR would come clean: jetlagged? Puh-lease. Let's try this:
Q:Drunk?
A:Oh, sure.
Q:Ambien?
A:Only a dozen for the flight. Then one every eight hours. Or is it eight every one hour? Um...next question.
Q:Illegal drugs?
A:Can you be more specific?
Q:Drugs that are illegal.
A:Oh God, yes. Wait...forget what I just said. Did I mention John wants to open a bar here in Australia? Shrimp on Thursday, Friday , and Saturday! (Closed Sunday).

What! It was a pompous actor doing an interview. Where were the gyrations around the set? Where was the tirade?

Boring.

He should come out of the closet.

19. Posted by kelz on June 27, 2007 8:08 PM

I bet he had real bad breath when he had that poor woman in his death grip at the end.

HAHAHAHA, I was thinking the exact same thing. Could you just feel her trying to pull away from him too?

John gets drunk because he is ashamed. Ashamed because he has thoughts. Thoughts about Olsen twins. And their money. And how he has none of it. How did this happen? Then he masturbates like a monkey though he is not horny whatsoever it's that he has no self control, doncha' know, and vomits on his lap and marvels stupidly at all the carrots and peas surrounding his wiener. Then he looks up and noticed he's in Australia and marvels because he thought it was an imaginary land and thinks he's dreaming and goes looking for dragons, unicorns and Paul Hogan.

I think he's clearly drunk, but who the hell suggested cocaine? Not that I'm an expert but I think he just looks like someone who flew 12 hours, had some drinks and woke up fatigued and still drunk the next morning. Which is embarassing and probably not very fun for the lady who interviewed him either, but still... he seems like a nice drunk! I hope he bounces back from this one, he seems like such a nice guy. And although I'm not ready for a nursing home (WTF??) I was a fan of Full House, I was around 12 I think when it was popular. Whoever made the nursing home comment, I'm assuming you are too young to remember and I guess to some people 30 sounds ancient, but I'm not ready for a nursing home just yet.

He's not drunk he is high. Go back and watch how many time he sniffs very loudly. This guy is high on coke.

His next Appearance: Whatever Happened To...

Stamos wishes he was 38. More like 45

Thank you to those who suggested cocaine! Absolutely! He most likely was dead tired from a previous night out [drinking and whatnot] and took a nice amount to be up awake and alive for the show. The way he is acting is absolutely a result of being tired yet extremely awake on cocaine. I can almost bet that is what it is.

Totally hot.

I literally laughed out loud when he started talking about the bar and his plans for each night. He was so serious. Yeah, I was thinking cocaine, too. He had a bit of the sniffles.

kerri-ann kennerley is a milf, stamos wanted to hit that for sure.

I dunno, maybe its just a cold. He could have been a lot jerkier. Still hilarious

Wow... He must have done so much coke that night and a few bumps or rails in the a.m. He is so not drunk. I'm surprised his nose didn't drool... Classic.. But serious at what age do you stop.. Take care of yourself...

Kerri-Ann could have taken that interview to new heights, but instead she just kept on talking over him with stupid questions.

OMG, YEAH HE WAS DRUNK. BUT I WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT. LOL, HE WAS ALL UP ON HER. THAT WOMAN IS LUCKY, THOUGH I DO FEEL BAD FOR HER BECAUSE HE DID INSULT HER OUTFIT.

But he was doing this for FREE. He kept pointing that out, the great John Stamos was actually doing this for free. Wow, you are so great John. Please kill yourself egomaniac.

Totally cocaine. he was sniffing and looked like he had pulled a bender all night.

Yeah I noticed him stuttering a lot--what was that about? Couldn't decide if he was drunk or on drugs. Ha! Uncle Jesse IS a trainwreck now.

I met John Stamos the drunk cokewhore at a Stripclub in LA a few years ago. We were at my friends bachelorette party. Our booths were next to each other and he gave us tons of attention, even inviting me to join him and his lady friend for a threesome at some point. I of course declined the friendly offer as I don't find fullfilment in meeting couples in clubs and going home with them for a threesome or whatever. He told me they had blow as well. Well I'm sure he did, cuz the girl looked like she had just turned 18 and very uncomfortable. She was superfrail too, the poor thing. At the time he was married to the Romijn chick, so it was a bit of a shock to see him like that. What was more of a shock was that he was completely wasted and was nodding off sometimes and making crying babyfaces when someone said something to him, obviously not understanding what the hell was going on.
So it's kinda funny to hear he was shitfaced at a Stripclub over there...just bought back some memories.
Old habits don't change I guess.

What an idot!

idiot, idot.
Stamos did another interview in which the interviewees pretended to nick everthing in his mini bar. I'm guessing he drank the lot after the pranksters left, just to be on the safe side. Kerry Ann Kennel is NOT a MILF, she's a KRUSTY OLD BAG...I bet she did him too...

He was drunk and he was a bit rude. So what most of us all have been there before!

"disorientated?" Uh, there's no such word.

Who the fuck is John Stamos?

Its okay to be jet-lagged after 9 or 10 vodka gimlets....Just don't go on TV in that condition.

He is so messed up I couldnt even watch..poor thing...I know his neighbor (a single girl) and she said he is a total cokewhore.....what a waste!!!!

LOL "gyrating around with one of the studio props..."

oh kerri-ann...many a local polititian's downfall...

stamos was really scraping the bottom of the barrel anyway!

I don't remember anything I have
zeen him in..damn he muzt be old.
he lookz like hez gay and lonely.

Isn't it time for some current and relevant news from ... like ... TODAY?

Wake up Fish. This is some major boring shit.

It's obviously due to the Coriolis effect. As an American, he probably wasn't aware that when you snort cocaine in Australia you should always roll your dollar bill in a counterclockwise direction, not clockwise like in the northern hemisphere. And it's always left nostril first down under. LEFT!!!

62 Thats a strange accent you have.....where are you from?

He should have licked her face at the end. "Good BYE John" *slurp*

#4

What was wrong with Rebecca R was for marrying him in the first place. If I looked like her, there's no way I'd settle for someone that short. As X in sex is concerned, usually short guys have short ones, so your navel is probably the only thing he can fully penetrate.

I know I'll probably get a lot of people rebutting my previous sentence. I hope they'll prove it wrong by posting naked pictures of naked guys, good looking ones hopefully, because this site apparently won't give me those :)

Stamos is not 38, he's 43. You almost got it right though. Well, no not really. Guess that about sums it up here eh?

He was put on a plane and sent out of the country FOR THIS SHIT?

Fuck you he's my new hero.

Since when do Aussies care whether or not somebody is drunk?

Also they should put Aunt Becky on E.R. too cause she turned out REALLY HOT

is it weird I don't see anything wrong with this?

he really is.

He was born a fool!

Uncle Jesse...I f#cked him!

That condition makes him easier to take advantage of sexually, however that is the extent of my interest. Stimulating oral, but not conversation.

I think my life's ambition is to drink with John

Why was it ok for Danny Davito to be on the View, drunk as a skunk, sitting on Rosie Odonnells lap like some retarted meat puppet? John Stamos is fine. He wasn't out of control. Fun actually more tv personalities should be so enertaining!

A great looking fucked up dude ...

#37 you are a f'd up dude yourself! but you made me laugh!

LMFAO. This was so hilarious!

I've been down under a few times, and the 14 hour flight does give you jet lag, but jet lag makes you physically sick it does not make you an asshole jerk. Sounds like drug withdrawal symptoms to me. He also needs any PR he can get since no one under 40 knows who he is.

Kerri Anne is a bit of a legend on Australia TV for longevity. She has a reputation for getting guests to do stunts which started after getting our deputy PM to do the macarena which is now part of her show reel I am sure.

He's not the first to be tired and emotional on Australian TV. It a long way here - We get that, but at least try to be proffesional. Sheesh we get Yank/UK actors/celebs down here all the time doing interviews straight off the plane - its your job...do it well...fly first class....arrived prepared...then after you have done your job we will take you and get you drunk on our real beer and smother you with our down-to-earth women who will get wet just because of your accent.

Oh yeah...we get our drugs from Asia so they are real cheap too and you don't want to try and smuggle anything through - our customer people are nazi's - Sly Stallone got busted with steriods - surprise!!!

Go nuts but do you job first...take a leaf out of Johnny Knoxville's book - he was nearly not allowed on the plane back to US after doing Dukes of Hazzard promo's here.

Michael Weatherly was here a few months back and was brilliant and Michale Buble is here at the moment and is all over the TV...

If I had lost Rebecca I would get drunk too...then if I found out she was getting married again to a DORK I would get drunk everyday for the rest of my life.

He was funny and charming ; a very gay gentleman. geez it was funny 'though

Holy fuck I thought this was Evan Almighty.
I want my 8 bucks back.
To snort this big ol bag of blow with.

I watched this as I live in Australia he wasn't even that bad seriously kerrianne is boring as hell.... John was just having fun I'm not even a fan of his but seriously he was just being honest.daily telegraph sucks and she was interrupting him..

Hollywood Agent, I think you mean no one under 15 knows who he is--most of us over that age grew up on Full House.

#56 Uh, yes there is. They teach that word at school ("school" is also a word)

#56 Uh, yes there is. They teach that word at school ("school" is also a word)

Pleasee...did anyone od you ever fly to australia, and then have to actually work. My god, it's torture and th eworst jet lag in the world....so shut up.

I agree with Ms. #52's comments about Stamos' old habits not changing. I saw him during the daytime shift at Rick's Cabaret in New Orleans, ridiculously impaired on something! He couldn't even sit or hold his head up straight almost the entire time he was in there, hiding mostly under the stripper that was sitting on his lap (I guess he was acting like one of those paranoid celebs). ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC! A co-worker asked him if he was Stamos, and he denied it completely - no one could believe it! His drug problem must really be out of control... I wonder if it was brought on due to being dumped by a supermodel wife!

Drunk off his ass Down Under. He fits right in with most Aussies.

#37, for christ's sake, "carrots and peas around his weiner", man, thats f'g funny.

wtf. nobody watches kerry anne. she's a fuckin joke daytime tv star that entertains old housewives.

He had jet lagged or maybe he was drunk. who cares is he still famous?

Not for nuthin' but it says Stamos is 38...he's 44. It didn't sound right to me that "Uncle Jessie" was only 2 years older than me, not with that mullet he was sporting back then.