Jun 27 2007Hayden Panettiere licks butts

Thats hot.

thats wierd

Man, I'm from Alabama. Here hitting that is totally legal! I'll hit her till she's black and blue

THIRD!

weird story tho..lol

i've got an ass for her to lick

way to maintain your journalistic integrity, Superfish

she's way overrated.

that girl she's with looks like a brunette paris hilton. hayden looks good all done up in that one picture but normally i think she's ugly..

weird, the other girl looks like Paris.
underage or not, I'd tap both of 'em.

she's an R. Kelly in the making...i can tell. either that or i am

She reminds me of mini-me in the second photo.

Hey! Hayden licks ass! What else is she putting her mouth on nowadays? please say dick...

**rubs penis until masterbation is unbearable

LEAVE MY MAN R.KELLY alone...don't make me find you! anyway....I think that that shit is nasty! You don't know how many germs is on that shit! For all she know...somebody could have rubbed their infected pussy on the statue!

Here is the next up and coming Paris Hilton. You watch - as soon as she turns 18 it's gonna be crotch shots and nip slips all over.
Hollywood corrupts them all.

I think the first pic is funny though!

dude, if i see just ONE more picture of Hayden Panettiere on the internet talkng about how sexy she is im going to blow my brains out...or hers. She's not even old enough to SPELL sexy. Doesn't she still ride trycycles?

...in other words...i'd hit it

She likes big butts and she cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny
When that girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in her face
She get's sprung.

My guess is you do too.

#15 for someone who "must have hayden" you sure have a problem with seeing her all over the internet.

It's a good thing she's not legal yet cause you know...

* *shakes head and makes motorboat noises...LOUD noises

This chick must be retarded. There were pics floating around of her licking a chicks tit a few weeks back. She is the secong coming of PAris Hilton.....only she has a job.

huh... whats the big deal abt this chic anyways? never saw her on tv or in anything...doesn't look very attractive to me. has kind of an annoying yappy little dog look to her. and thats real classy licking some ass sculpture in what appears to be a decent looking restaurant...but then she's only a teenager so I guess it could be looked over. can't say I never did anything silly and retarded when I was a youngin'.

It's actually nice to see a young actress doing something that normal goofy teens do.

She can lick my hairy butt and spank my ass

good girl, keep up the good work, with a couple of drinks, you'll turn into lohan or ph and work on the front. Ouch - watch the teeth

#21 STOP EXPOSING US TO BITCHES THAT CAN GET US BUTT RAPED!

Can someone please tell me why people say "first" when they write in? If your comment is before everyone else's, you're obviously the first one. Fucking idiots. Seriously.

Goddamn this chick! The only thing she isn't currently licking is my rod - even after all the times I've ejaculated on her pictures and posted them in YahooGroups! You'd figure a little ass-and-titty-licking slut piece of chicken like this one would get turned on by that!

Ah, well - I'm gonna go coat the cover of the latest issue of EW with this little slit-trim on on it. I've been saving up all day to coat her real good.

#24 shut up! had you have eaten ur vegetables like ur parents told you to instead of taking those steroids everyday, we BOTH would have gotten some!!!!

Isn't the girl she's with Alexa Vega from Spy Kids fame? Or Vanessa Lengies from Waiting?

I heard that she's dating Wilmer Valderrama.

I dunno what your alls problem is...what is so different from what every other 17 year old girl puts on facebook...and current college students for that matter...a bunch of retarded faces that they think make them look cute or gangster with a peace sign next to it...and retarded pics with statues..leave her alone...shes just having fun.

I'm pretty sure the ass-lick pic was taken at the Dali museum in Amsterdam... she was probably blitz'd when she took it - all the more reason to legalize! ;)

@23 What?

I'll guess the cleaner doesn't have to take the mob over the sculpture for this time.

She's sooo pretty i hate that underage bitch...lol...jk..shes cute

#19,

As a female, you probably wouldn't understand the male desire to nail girls who could get us thrown in jail, particularly the blonde-haired cheerleader types.

I suspect it's because that's what we all wanted when we were kids, it's the earliest ideal etched into our brains when we start liking girls, and we never really stop liking that.

And it's also a little like that line from DAZED & CONFUSED: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

I take it's a slow news day today, hmm?

Hey. don't lick ass! Just join this club...ass lickers, cunt suckers, and ball jerkers!

Hey. don't lick ass! Just join this club...ass lickers, cunt suckers, and ball jerkers!

Oh illegal my ass. Anyone who sticks their ass out like that in the second pic acting all sexy is open season for fucking. I have no shame that I want to fuck her, "illegal" or not.

God, she's hot. I'd give her something to lick... and it wouldn't be my ass.

"First" on a forum is all the rage. It's pretty new people were only doing it about 11 fucking years ago.

Hey #26, um, whatever. You still didn't answer why these idiots write in to state the obvious...If you're gonna be that un-funny, at least try to be inforamtive and answer the question.

zome people will do anything for attention..
zhez like one of theze people who R at a
party and nothingz going on..zo, they go
to the icebox and take out a hotdog and
ztart pretending itz a peniz....muzt of been
ztarved for attention az a child...

How can it be all the rage? What's the benefit? I honestly don't get it. How does it pertain to the article? I am seriously trying to understand.

Got it, 42. So I was right, they're fucking idiots?

@41 Thomas - nobody knows when a new story is posted. So when someone see that there is a new post and it does not appear that anyone has posted anything yet, they just post "First" or sometime "FRIST" that is why you will see first posted 3 or 4 times. All it is, is to say you were the first one on the post. Kind of juvenile, but who in here is mature

@44 As you can see from #42 you are correct

Gotcha Jimbo. Thanks.

|32|Mob,mob.....Your English has quite made some imProvement lately. *Evil Grin*

So I'm guessing none of you has a credit card and are just able to access xxx? Jerking off to The Superficial is...just sad. But funny too, thanks.
I'm glad to know we still worship virginity. Because...isn't this what its all about? Being first? Or at least the illusion of it being a possibility? For F's sake...the clerk at my grocery store is hotter than this chick. Oh, but she's 24! Doesn't quite have the same allure does it?
Check yourself. What's next...fetus humping? How about whacking off to your own sperm? Cause that's where you're going with this.

How's the weather today?I've heard scientist found a cure for cancer.Has anybody else heard about this?

She's just fooling around. No bid deal. Blah, people just don't have anything better to comment about.

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amma must be a fat, old spinster. :-)

haha I love her! Click on my name for more!

Like I said people were doing "FIRST" back in 1996. It's old as balls. I'll do a search on googles archive and show you. I ain't doing that fuck that. People who still do "first" just discovered the internet or something. It's embarrassing. I'd fuck Hayden Pantiesassierre.

everytime I see pics of her the words I and LOVE and YOU come to mind.

Bern you rock. you never fail to brighten my day at work! Love the swear jar clip!

@54 Cassie - No naked picture of you on your site?

I think i might put one on my reception desk!

Can I have one?

I agree with all of what you said except that there is nothing lamer than paying for internet porn.

To actually spend money to look at naked whore’s who does that? Obviously it’s the ugly, the deformed, the fat, the lonely, the current and future rapists, the lamer than lame, and those who have no chance of seeing, touching or doing a real live naked person. In a word; MEN.

I come here because of my rampant hatred of celebrities. The ass on here is only impressive to virgins and those who live in small towns filled with ugly people.

Honestly whether you pay for porn or not it's an insanely pathetic addiction. How many hot girls have to pay for nudity or go on line to find it? That's why most women don't spend their money "going to the nudy bar man". A hot chick can snap her fingers and get it (it being whatever the 'fuck' she wants) any second. Men on the other hand being the genetic douchebags that they are ALWAYS have to pay for it (just a glimpse of nipple, a whore's tit in the face, a little dance around their lap pinky etc...). Whether it's with a credit card on-line, singles at the local fatty filled strip club or a shitty chick flick and some stale popcorn; MEN are always going to have to pay for skin.

Life's a bitch, and so is GOD

Who the fuck is this chick? She is almost as hot as your garden varitey internet porn star but I suspect it would take way more effort to see her vagine. By way more effort I mean a few years of miserable D list fame and a few dozen slimy paparazi.

Hey, God - you don't exist.

It turns out The Almighty Our Lord God is a bitter woman in a house dress.

What an idiot.

I heard she rimmed Wilmer Valderaama while she fingered his vagina.

You might not like they're opinion, but god and amma are fucking right...

#28 that's funny. I'm hoping that it's not true.

She's always licking stuff. Wasn't she licking the stanley cup a while back, too?

Mia, GOD, Amma, et al -

You're missing a key reasons why Men pay for porn/sex:

A lot of Women are rotten, self-centered, spoiled, temperamental cunts, and we don't always want to deal with their fucking shenanigans. Pornstars, strippers and whores don't fucking *judge* Men. They know why you're buying what they sell, and they're happy to have the business.

What they DON'T do is *withold* it, because you forgot to do the fucking dishes, or stayed out late with your friends, or ducked out of going to the in-laws' house on Thanksgiving. You can fucking go to sleep afterwards if you feel like it and not wind up being a 'pig' because you didn't stay up for three hours listening to her complain about stupid, menial shit that only Women care about.

Besides, even if you have a girlfriend or wife, you're still 'paying' for sex. Bitches are expensive, whether they're pros, or cunts like you. So, why shouldn't Men pay for some sex that doesn't have 'opinions' about everything? Why not pay for a broad that you don't have to go down on everytime you get a blowjob - IF you get a blowjob.

I can't imagine what turns you bitches on, other than being self-righteous puritanical cunts, but even YOU have your proclivities. Maybe it's phallic-shaped vegetables or trashy romance 'novels', or, maybe just the rush of being in 'control' of sex all the time is what turns you on. Whatever the case, we all know you fucking masturbate just as much as anyone else, and you love guys with money. That makes you sluts and whores to some degree, so get off the pulpit.

Honestly, what I recommend for you bitches who complain about Men and sex is RITUAL GENITAL MUTILATION. If you're that offended by sex and what people will do to get it, give back all the presents and money men have bought you just so you'd let them into your dirty slits, cut off your clits, and go be 'good little girls'.

And, whatever you do, SHUT THE FUCK UP and don't play in this playground. We're sick of hearing your shit all the time.

Oh, by the way...

One more reason why pornstars, strippers and hookers appeal to men: they're hotter than you are.

thats not vodka on the table in the bottom left hand corner

I have six words and three letters for you:
"Hi, I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC."

Oh Chauncey it looks like someone is still bitter about what happened in the "garden" of Eden.

Boy some bitch or bitches must have really messed you up BAD. Defensive much?
With just one little post on my end you and ‘Madonna’ got your tighty whities in a big old bunch. Just remember that constriction isn't good for your 'package' which if I don't exist begs the question; Why are you always praying and begging me to make it bigger?

You must have been with some real pieces of work. I would have been offended but none of what you wrote applies to me (you basically described the opposite of me but I've met lots of annoying, whiny, "blah blah blah", money hungry, teases that fit your description perfectly) but thanks for throwing generic insults my way which only show what kind of miserable whores you and your manhood can attract.

Just so you know, she tosses my salad regularly, and uses a special garnish when she feels especially rambunctious. Oooo, I've been spritzed, I gotta go!

69

You say that women are selfish, self-centered bla bla bla...

But all your post shows that MEN are selfish and self-centered. MEN don't want to listen to women, MEN want to hang out late, MEN want to have sex to way they want it, men only care about their own pleasure, etc. What a poor, unsignificant, selfish stupid dick you are. No surprise you have to pay for sex.

Oh, and 1 thing porn star, hookers and strippers don't have that we, regular girls, have : a brain.

And many things they actually have that we don't : std.

And I won't teach you about historical reasons why women want a man with money and power cause obviously, you're not smart enough to understand and accept it. You are what I like to call an intellectual homosexual. You prefer men, you prefer their company, attitude, manners and thinking and you dislike and HATE women. You only want them to empty your puny balls. Thats all. I'm happy you pay for sex, cause I wouldn't any respectful and intelligent member of my own gender to have to deal with you. Hookers and strippers are paid for it. And they are well paid to endure your company.

Men are disgusting for looking at porn? That is such an archaic bullshit statement. There is nothing wrong with an adult looking at sexually explicit content in the privacy of their own home, as long as they use discretion when kids can see.

I did note: Chauncey did say a LOT of women, not ALL women. Props for that, at least. Some of us have no problem with sex--I happen to publish erotica.

Who is this homely girl? Nothing like a big Texas blonde weave on a plain jane bore-a-roma. Ugh...those side sweptbangs! That dotted purple skirt with a contrasting dotted pink waistband! Those A&F jeans! This better be 8 years ago! WTF!!!

And by the way, if you're attracted only to ''hot'' girl, no surprise that you are a little bit disappointed when your balls are empty.
These skank on this site, like alessandra, jessica and jessica and jessica and paris and all those hot girls are hot cause they are selfish. To look like they look they have to stand a long time in front of their mirror. They have to care about theirselves, they're mean, superficial and egoistic. What do you expect from these girls, silly?? That their job to be self-centered! Find yourself a regular cute girls who allow herself to go out without makeup, who can talks about something else than the newest comestic product, who is independant, who can pay her own bills. Find yourself someone normal. Not a selfish, hot bitch like your penis want. You have a brain up there. You are no more an animal. Just pretend you are an evolved being.

76

And A LOT of men are disgusting pigs who hate women only because we don't serve them anymore.

Looks like The Butterscotch Stallion has met his match, oops I meant to say Owen Wilson.

Maybe men are those who should do the ''genital mutilation'' thing. Cut off your dick and your balls. Maybe you'll start thinking with your brain.

And don't say it is in your nature to be like this cause human beings are animals. Animals do not denigrate and enslave the other sex. Animals do not rape, beat up, mutilate, humiliate the other sex. Animals do not want to soil the other sex. Animals don't hate the other sex. Only men do this. And they try to find some reason to treat women like this. They say we are selfish, that we cost a lot. Stupid dicks. You put us in this situation where we didn't have money, where we weren't allowed to possess, to work and to inherit. You made us eternal minors who depend on you. And you blame us for it?? Leave us the fuck alone! We are a loving, peaceful, smart and useful gender. You are a destructive, agressive and stupid one and you are jealous cause women can give birth and have multiple orgasm.

And don't come and say that i'm a frustrated and agressive bitch. I'm independant, smart, I buy more presents to my boyfriend than he does and I want more sex than he wants. I'm not a cliché woman and I bet that there are more women like me.
You ask for this shit by speaking about horrible practices like genital mutilation in such a superficial way. You ask for it and I give it to you. So don't say that i'm selfish and not generous.

STOP pursing the lips...STOP IT, STOP IT, just f'in STOP IT!!!!!!

#34; okay, I see your point. I kind of get it now. But then I still don't think she's particularly attractive. I would think there are many much more attractive typical young blonde cheerleader types out there than her. And my gosh, the hostility on here! Let's face it; people are people, whether they are male or female; some are assholes, some are not. I personally love men and am about as heterosexual a woman as you can get. Yes, for the most part men's and women's minds work differently (espc during "hormone" time); but it all comes down to the individual. There's good and bad in all. Just remember that, before you both stereotype everyone. I've met plenty of whiney, bitchy men in my day. As well as plenty of aggressive, demanding women. But I've also met wonderful people of both sexes. And as for the person who posts as "God", thats pretty arrogant and nervy to post as God, whether you're kidding or not. I find it hard to believe someone who would do that is not an egotistical person or someone w/ a really low self esteem...or maybe just a weirdo.

shes hot! i wanna tap that!

hmm, so she likes to toss salads. or at least it looks like she is prepping herself for the day when she scores herself a piece of ass.

what a lindsay lohan wannabe.
monitor her closely, she might start spinnin' bread knives next.

i think the friend is paris hilton.

Mia -

If you're life is so ideal and your boyfriend treats you well then stop fucking complaining and go suck his dick. He deserves it, after all the passive-agressive psychotic anti-male bullshit you probably subject him to.

GOD -

It's ironic that you chose "GOD" as your moniker, because you singlehandedly created this flamewar with your defensive anti-male rant. Go suck Mia's boyfriend's dick. He probably deserves it just because.

#14 - so long as she doesn't run the Starving Nachos, John Mayer, Wilmer V., Joe Francis, Josh Henderson, Brandon Davis circuit picking up all of Paris' and Lilo's diseases, let the baring of the flesh ensue!!

#23 -LMAO: nice comeback. But if that's you in #26, you wore it out too quickly.

#69 -70: Chauncey - I wish that you would have posted the executive summary to your doctoral thesis first instead of second. It would have saved a bunch of time that way. Try to help a brother out in the future, plz.

I found the link to Hayden licking the friend's tit:
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/
hayden_panettiere_licks_her_fr.php#comment

All we can say about this little hottie is ... "CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!?"

Another classy American. Lucky us.

the friend is hotter by far

88

A believe there are certain limits in what is acceptable and what is not. And talking about genital mutilation is not. I hope your just a stupid teenager who says anything that would make him cool, cause if your and adult, your just a psychopath. This site is called ''the superficial''. That means you talk about this girl, how stupid she looks, about her clothes etc. There are too much racist, sexist, nationalist and xenophobic comments in here.
Being agressive doesn't make you look cool. Grow up, start thinking, and someday maybe you'll regret all those horrible comments you've said. Or you will just finish your life in prison. Or in a wal mart.

And for your information, I don't suck my boyfriend's dick. But he's the one who lick my pussy, cause I deserve it. CASSÉ.

right on Mia!! Its cool to be sarcastic, even a jerk... but when you start talking about banging little girls, thats where the line gets crossed.

Ya'll could learn a thing or two from Mia!!

leave her the hell alone! This girl will be 18 in a few months... then all of you horny bastards can say all the degrading things that you want.

And it is NOT all guys nature to want to hit up a little girl. My husband is soo grossed out by things that typical men like. Not every man is a pig... apparently, just the ones who frequent this site! But with all the nip slips and shots of coochies, who can blame ya??

Seriously... cool off til this thing turns 18. Then, Ill join in on the hootin' and hollerin' as well!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE her
she's cute, talented and seems like lots of fun....and yeah she has some bad friends like Paris Hilton and the Laguna Beach boyfriend of hers....but since she has a full time job its a bit harder for her to get in trouble.

plus she hates Lindsay, and you know that will be one hell of a catfight!!

That butt statue is at a restaurant called Trattoria dell'Arte on 7th Avenue in Manhattan.

omg, what's the big deal. that's some old picture.
you've never liked an ass before?

What a sweet girl.

@97 I like all kinds of ass (on women). I think what you may have been trying to say is "you've never licked* an ass before". Maybe you should take some of that "extra income" and buy yourself some English lessons, fucktard.........

Lick mine ;)

Is what i'd say if I was a perv.

I think saying my panties were in a "bunch" is overstating it. Perhaps they were a little "crumpled" or going up my butt slightly to make me uncomfortable enough to discreetly pull out the wedgie, but not "bunched" and I take exception to that.

her eyebrows seriously bother me.

With the money she makes, do you think maybe she can hang out somewhere other than someones crack house apartment?

God I sure hope she doen't end up another Lindsay Lohan or Brittany Spears. Seems like she's drifting that way...

102

Why?

That's disgusting!

Doesn't she know how many other people have licked that statue's ass?