May 31 2007Paris Hilton still living life

First I LIKE HER LEGS!

rawrrrr

.... but thats about it!

"reading" scripts? Come on now.

She looks like that guy from Clockwork Orange!!! AGH!!!

107 hours and 52 minutes till her short pampered jail sentence begins. I'm starting to get excited!

awww It's 1960's Barbie!
And hopefully Barbie's cousin and not Ken... because random dude is kida creepy looking.

God I hate to say it but I think she looks good in these pictures.

Id loved to hate fuck that bitch.

I'm not buying this "I'm not worried..." look. She's scared, trust me.

how does a herpes infested scum fuck still manage to get guys to sleep with her? i mean, honestly. Herpes is for LIFE. GROSS.

she looks like a wax figure. They theyll melt her @ss in jail.

Check out those sexy foot bones on pic 4.

hate to say it, but i would kill for a pair of legs like those!

It's easy to be optimistic when life's never given you lemonade.

I think it's giving her a bit too much credit to say she's "finding work." Paris doesn't work!

#5 - Come on now. He wasn't THAT ugly!

*When life's never given you lemons. Fuck! Why can't we edit our posts? I feel like Lindsay Lohan now.

She's going to release a rap album after jail because she'll have street cred in the black community.

There is always last minute details.

what size are her feet!? good goddamn...

@4 Veggi - It is a coloring book. It was a gift for her trip to jail. Next you will see her with an connect the dots book. Although I heard she does not like those very well, she makes to many mistakes

fuck. the guy with her is kinda cute. Now he has the funk. Stop sleeping with cute guys fucktard! leave them alone!

Fuck Man! The favorite for the National Spelling Bee has already been eliminated. There goes $10,000. I've got to get this gambling thing under control.

JImbo. She connects the dots of her herpes. Ewwwwww.

I sincerely hope that someone beats the shit out of her in jail.

@22 Yourang. There has also been another sighting of the lock ness monster. I just won $700! Wheeeeeeeeee

Hopefully, in 5 days, she gets a Cleveland Steamer from her new celly.

so i guess her feet don't look like clown feet to anyone else?

i mean, i know those wedges are tall, but i'm talking about the length of the foot

In 5 days Paris will walk in and out of jail in a couple of hours.

@26 Bern, you should put Cleveland Steamer pics on your site, I'm getting tired of MASSIVE BREASTS ... Ha! No I'm not.

And the herpes spread on and on....

I love how every guy she hangs out with looks stoned out of his mind.

#19 - 11

@23 Veggi - when she is done connecting the dot of her herpes, it makes Lindsay Lohans face

schack- i agree with you about the feet. i bet they're like size 12W

is that the real jimbo?

@21.....he is? He looks like a douchetard to me.

Real people go to jail when the commit crimes. Rich people get hand-picked "roommates" and private rooms, seperated from the rest of the population. Oh, and they get half their time off for good behavior BEFORE they start their sentence. Has any famous person ever been sent to real prison in hollywood?

That guy is a bigger dildo than the one I have crammed inside me right now.

who cares abt this fake, vapid bimbo. She is so boring to me, I can't even bring myself to make fun of her.

That guy looks gay, hes rented by the hour anyways.
She does have hot legs I will give her that, just another reason to hate her - YIPPEEE!

I fuckin' love The Superficial. Check out www.xanga.com/noiseburrow. And yes, that was a shameless plug. I want to give people awesome music. So just go with it. And stuff.

Laterzzzzz

"Has any famous person ever been sent to real prison in hollywood?"

Frances Farmer, sort of...

Can't wait until she disappears for 23 straight days. We won't have to hear about anything stupid that she's said or done.

That script - a prison flick. They want her to be creative consultant & determine how accurate they've written the movie vs. how it actually is in jail!

From that one picture I'd almost swear she was a real human being with a soul. Almost...

Isn't that her brother?

How can someone be making the "Blue Steel" face ALL THE TIME!? Exhausting. Makes me think of Zsa Zsa Gabor revealing she sleeps in full makeup and hair. Some people are always "on"...whereas here I sit, typing with a mouthful of Doritos dissolving in Diet Pepsi.

wow...check out the picture with her and the guy. They have matching wonky eyes

I hope that script has God in it.

@43 Wedgeone - You are on crack if you think we will not hear anything about her for 23 days. That is all that will be in the news and the entertainment shows. "Day One Paris in Jail" You will know more about this stupid bitches life in jail than you do your own kids. By day 23 you will be looking for the Hailbop comet

ya know what people we are superficial!!
C'mon now really, who gives a shit about some little girl who likes to spend daddy's money and spread her legs for anyone. Poor little baby has got to do a tiny bit of time. I think the spoiled bitch should do at least 5 yrs. Then send her back into the real world! Not hers!

Be careful when you go to jail. You could end up catching some venereal disease.

-- message to her cell mate.

wtf, I think she stole my grandmother's curtains

Jail will bring her no justice. She'll just write a book about it and maybe a couple of interviews? Who knows...

Write a book? She can barely read them

This is the same girl that has been quoted as saying "I'm not hungry anymore. I ate some coffee."

i wouldn't give her sense of humor that much credit, porker

Maybe it's a script for a porn movie.

A script eh? looks like they are making dumb and dumber 3 after all...

@56 Thank you Troll

#46 - Good catch.

AFJ - "Hey Paris, when are you going to drop Magnum on us baby?"

Paris - "I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of."

AFJ - "ummm, what?"

she looks like she would be saying "hi" like she had a bubble in her throat. a cum bubble.

I fucking love Zoolander.

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

What's a Cleveland Steamer?

She better not wear that short skirt in jail, or she'll be bent over the headboard.

Why does she have nice hair extensions, and britney's look like a Barbie doll that has been dragged through the mud? Why the heck can't Brit get extensions like these?

The Cleveland steamer is a form of Coprophilia, where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual nature.

Oh OK! I do that alllll the time, I just didn't know there was a word for it! Cool!

Thanks Jimbo. That made my lunch go down better.

Couldn't have said it better myself, JimBO.

i got it from wikipedia

hehe. nice.

Paris in jail for 20 something days, Lindsay in rehab for 30, I'm telling ya, Britney better start acting a fool SOON cause we're gonna get bored!

it should say "in a sexual fashion," not "in a sexual nature." but i'll be damned if i'm gonna correct it.

um, does anyone actually KNOW someone who's done the cleveland steamer?

PH should print out thumbnail #5 and mail it along with her ballot application and £15 processing fee to the Ministry of Silly Walks, c/o John Cleese.

"then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual nature"

i have to admit, if i had taken a dump on my boyfriend's chest, i wouldn't be exactly sure how to move my butt to spread it around in "a sexual nature."

@68 Sorry Bern - that is my sick and demented Troll. The poor thing has no life and has to live vicariously through me. I know who it is and I really feel sorry for this pathetic piece of shit. The sad thing is it lives for any kind of attention even if it is negative

Yeah, I can't see there being a lot of options as far as spread patterns.

73-
John Cena claims to have been on the recieving end of one.

Wait a minute....

Why can't we see her crotch in any of these photos?

???

@68 Bern - If you look closely you can figure it out too

I remember that guy's name....it's Faggy LaDouche.

yeah, bern, learn to read between the pixels!

i'm guessing Oprah has dropped a few on Stedman.

I don't know who you are anymore, Jimbo ... I'm so confused ... I'm so excited ... I'm so ... scared!

i got to get in the shower to clean this shit off my chest. anyone want to join me?

#75 - I recommend Al Green and some gentle figure-8's.

i'll go with you, schack!

There is one one me and I am not the one droping the Cleavland Steamers. I have never even heard of that before. Although Schack seems to be into them. Maybe you two can hook up

well, if i'm who you think i am, then i'm schack, and then who's schack? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jim, you know i wanted you to drop a "Hard Rock" or two on my chest. it just didn't work out, that's all.

i'm schack

Dude, if you are planning on 'dropping off the kids at the pool' you need to get the hell out of my bed. Me and my bed are a 'no-poop zone.'

I'm Slim Schacky, yes I'm the real Schacky
All you other Slim Schackys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Schacky please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

FireCrotch & Paris should make up after Paris gets out of the joint & Hohan gets out of rehab. Should be about the same timing.
Then they could go out partying, let Hohan drive home and kill both these worthless fucks. That's how I'd script it.

Bern - I just realized that the DMBS girls are virtually steamer-proof. That must be part of nature's plan.

if truth were a woman, would she enjoy a cleveland steamer?...or at least a dirty sanchez?

AFJ - You gotta funny page bro.

Pariszz foot is an 11 1/2...

damn if she waz a guy her
package would be hugh....

Thanks TDM. I try, but the world is against me.

BUT - I don't have chicks with massive jugs, so super-props to Bern.

The only place shit belongs as related to sex is in the following sentence:

I'd fuck the shit out of her.

schack, if truth were a woman and she were ready for make-up sex, she'd realize it should end with a donkey punch.

#100 - I'm with you. No poopee on my peepee.

#100 - How about "Shit! Those are some nice tits! They look just like your sisters!"

#102 - exactly.
BTW - nice site. You really ARE angry!

your sisters'

Yeah. My dad didn't hug me enough. :)

I suck at that. sisters sisters' sister's

Either way, she has a nice rack.

your dad's

Boobs are beautiful. You'd have to be insane (or Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) to poop on them...

109th!

Regardless, great legs. I'd cum on them.

#46 - Isn't she related to Zsa Zsa? By marraige I think...so that wouldn't explain the expressions...unless she picked them up. She's a waste of space!

nice legs

I look at Paris and I look at her semi-gay boyfriends and I think hmmm, I think I would rather sex up with the semi gay boyfriend! At least I know where he has been!

BURNED MYSELF, BUT OH WELL!

Sorry folks - due to an overcrowded jail, I hear our dear Paris will serve a mere "few hours" in jail. Explains all the happy faces and pretty dresses. THIS COUNTRY IS ASS BACKWARDS!

well, maybe this will give her something to read while she's in the slammer. I mean God its only 23 days. Thats not bad and you know they'll treat her good and she has a non violent cell mate. This should be great for her image when she gets out. I mean whats u r her, and do shit that is beyond retarded, its not like much of anything could ruin your "image"

For me to POOP ON!

Jesus Christ, those headings! Like she's going away for life or headed for death row. Awwww, poor princess!

what's wrong with her bottom lashes?

imran karim

Her outfit looks like the Brady Bunch threw up.

Why is Paris always walking like she's doing the Pee-Wee Herman biker dance? I see her doing that freaky walk from the bottom left photo all the time.

...on the Partridge Family.

must be blonde LOL

@123 Is this the real Danielle? How have you been? It has been a while!!!

Here is a quote from Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore

"there's no chance Hilton will be released early due to overcrowding, as actress Michelle Rodriguez was in May 2006, when she served less than one day of a 60-day sentence at the same county jail"

SWEET that BITCH will be in there at least 23 days and if she does not show up by 11:59 PM on June 5th it goes up to 90 days!!!!!

Test.
Oh shit - it works.
And I laid off the staff.

Yah, this reminds me of this video of Paris and Lindsay=

http://www.medicinefilms.com/digs/189386/

Anyway, this whole jail thing is bullshit. It sounds like she's going to have good times in jail. She hasn't even been to jail and they gave her 26 days off for "good behaviour".

Yeah Sheena - I'm guessing she's just going to do 9 to 5 after taking the private coach on the Morning Train.
As they say in the industry.

That's not a real script. It's a prop.

The guy is so...so....so......stoned out of his mind it's not even funny. She's in big trouble if he's her driver.

It is a real script, I wrote it.

CFP stands for 'Casket For Paris.'

It's the story of a girl and her pet Herpes that live on an island made of Valtrex and Cocaine.

130 - Sounds good Ferret Is Hervé Villechaize in it?
(Good God - 'Pirate Master' is on. My dreams have been answered)

I love that this guy is wearing a $12.99 jacket from Target. This is obvously a guy with discriminating taste not to mention on a budget. Nothing get me wetter than saving a couple bucks AND dating a billionairess.

Well I survived nearly Five Minutes! of Pirate Master. Is that the best they got ? I could've done ten, but I feel I have nothing to prove here. Macho only works in cheesy movies.
Back to fighting the NWO.

how come she is not sexy?
i've never been able to figure it out.
i like em skinny & dumb but she is just sexless for some reason.

Paris should go back to porn, at least she was good at that.

No, she wasn't good at porn, and she should most definitely NOT go back to that!

she iz so ugli i am hottr than her

#131 - 'Boss, dee Skank!!! Dee Skank, Boss!!"

Hummm....gr8 - sounds a lot better than Pirate Master.

She actually looks pretty here. I guess the world will end soon...

Pariz==U could teach that
stupid bitch Brittney a
thing or two about hair
extensionz...

What will U do in jail
without your fake hair
and all that make=up?

you'll just die...

Why is it that whenever she walks in heels she looks like she's doing the limbo or sinking into quicksand or some crap? Freak.

Dude, I totally fancy her boy! :) But... I'm really not that keen on the "getting herpes" idea.

PS- To her boy *hihihi*, in case he reads this site (one never knows). I might be kinda poorer than Paris, but, hey! I sure look hotter. Not to mention that I'm herpes free. :)

@141 Hey now, that was actually kind of funny, good job Kelli.

I'm FRIST!!!

Yeah, that's all I got, sorry....
too many martinis and crappy marilyn manson in the background...need to change my ipod fracking music bad

I hate paris hilton and her parents' crappy hotels...they suck ass

Ah...here we go, Babyshambles...Fuck Forever. If you haven't heard it yet you all should.
But don't do it for Paris, do it for me

I'm veggi!

Her mascara looks like something out of 'A Clockwork Orange'. How apt. Wonder if there'll be any electro-psychotherapy in her prison?

I am sick of the Paris show. She will get booked and incarcerated and then they will decide to let her go well before 23 days.

It doesn't freaking matter.

She will survive the experience and still be brain-dead and insipid after she is released.

Thanks.

i miss you veggi

check out her right foot in pic #5..
kinda missed a spot of fake tan there. or more like half of that gigantic foot.

my good ,could her face be any uglier:(
she does have great legs though

If my parents were rich, and I thought I was all famous for contributing nothing to society but sex tapes and syph/gonorrhea/chlamydia, I'd definately would have fixed up that ugly nose she has. Seriously, does she think she's attractive? There's nothing on her face that is "pretty". Seriously, homegirl needs to go to college.. or get a brain transplant!

This site and dlisted are turning into an AOL chatroom.

157==if u don't like it,
leave, eat shit and die...

look at the last three picz
on brittney vomitz site;

she looks like Mommie Dearest
so...that is my new name for the
bitch...

Pariz, call brittney and tell her
where to get those extensionz U use..
pleaze...

Paris continues to be the publicity whore she is...not news.

your in jail...hahahaah
have fun.....

Heh, looking good here. Golden.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com