May 29 2007Miss USA eats it

ouch! too funny

oh yeah, and FRIST! frist, for the person who asked, is spelled that way deliberately. I think someone in the past got all excited that they were first to post and spelled frist by mistake instead...and I believe someone on this site uses that as their user name and is a regular.

lol.... maybe she should have practiced walking in that dress.. lol

WHO THE F^%$ Cares

fRIst

wow, so funny. so very very funny.

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"Miss USA eats it"

I was hoping for an ATM clip. First runnerup would have been bukkake, second runnerup maybe mascara-smearing teary-eyed deepthroat.

hahaha this is so funny! the audience even "OH!!" when she fell... lol.

@2 - Yes FRIST is a regular here. She is a very sweet girl. However, her new job will not let her out here

I haven't seen anything that funny since the second season, third show, of "F" Troop. You know the one where Corporal Agarn got this thingee stuck in his zipper?

Since when is THAT considered pretty? Let alone beautifull? *Gag*

With that dress, how does she keep her boobs covered in that fall? There's got to be something showing in slow-motion.

I meant her face.

Too bad her jugs didn't pop out when she fell. She probalby would have won if that happened.

American Idol in her future.

Aw she had style and she was gorgeous. If she hadn't fallen she so woulda won.

That would have been ten times better in a bikini....

that's kind of a big deal when you're in a competition where the only judging criteria are how you look in a bikini and your ability to walk.

HAHAAH I love that!

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That just sucks.

I think anyone that has won this 'contest' has had to 'eat it' a number of times already.

And by 'eat it' I mean gobble the grunion.

And by 'grunion' I mean love stick.

And by 'love stick' I mean...well, you know.

all those women looked very similar. i wonder what they judge on...best facelift, best boobjob or who weighs less? other than different skin colors, they looked the same & were all frightening with their perma-grins & huge hair.

She got booed when she made it to the final 5 it was pretty funny...not that i watched it or anything...

Jimbo (and other horndogs) - check this one out. A million times hotter than Miss USA. Still in high school, and the best part: a pole vaulter. For real.

MISS USA is a cunt.

My girlfriend insisted that we watch this last night and I will be forever grateful to her for it, because I ended up rewinding this awesome spill like 8 times. All the bitch has to do in that situation is not fall and she fell. Amazing.

#23 that's only hot if you're into sportsaholic lesbos with tree trunk thighs. But I do agree. Way hotter than ratface miss USA.

#23 - Nice find. That is a piece of ass grande'.

her freakin tailbone probably cut into her back/shez so skinny...funny shit watchin her fall over*over!

sheva is the new dickhead on here,,read that bullshit she wrote on Rosie/Eliz. thread.

it takes balls to just get right back up and keep doing her thing. i say kudos to her :)

What race is she? I first thought Asian but I'm not sure.

@25 Excellent breasts today Bern. Those massive mounds look like they are going to pop.

p.s. I'm sure your girlfriend "insisted" that you watch a bunch of hot foreign chicks prance around half naked for two hours.

here's the real miss usa

@25 Bern - that is a great DMBS. You need to make those a link to a full size picute so we can get a better look at those bad boys.

@25 Bern - that is a great DMBS. You need to make those a link to a full size picute so we can get a better look at those bad boys.

HA! Newt good one!!! Gotta show the hubby that one......

@32 - thanks I am now cleaning half digested oatmeal off my monitor

26, how does that chick have "tree trunk" thighs? they're called muscles which are much better than the knocked kneed types.

That wipe out was so friggin awesome. It was classic. I don't even know how she did it. It was the type of fall that happens when you go to sit on a chair and someone pulls it out from under you. But the amazing part is that she wasn't trying to sit, she was walking upright, and still fell like that.

The fact that she finished fourth runner up was a joke. Shows the total American bias for things like this. When she fell, that should have been the end of the night for her.

In her defense, she did recover nicely. But you've gotta wonder what's going through her head, in that first close up they show of her face after she fell, while she looks out at the thousands of people in the audience and the millions watching around the world who all saw her fell. She had to fell pretty stupid.

However, she was damn hot! Shocked that people on her are actually saying she wasn't?! The girl was friggin smokin!

She looks like a stick of beef jerky in a dress. Somehow I just don't find that attractive, but then I am a vegetarian.

158 hours and 45 minutes (corrected for California time) till Paris goes to jail. We should be celebrating. This could start a new celebrity trend. Next Nicole, then Lindsay. Stupid has been actors will (ha ha) try to get themselves arrested.

#33 - I might add a Disturbingly Massive Breast Shot Thread, Jimbo. Keep an eye out.

@23 Yeah baby, yeah...Shagadelic.

Pole vault girl is smashing.

Krazifatrollsjelly, you are so page 2. Why would you direct people to see a thread of how stupid you are? Now that's really dumb.

TEEHEE
that was classic. i hope she bruised her coccyx.

The music says "oh no!" whenever she falls :P

oh man i cannot watch that enough. sorry but its funny. beauty pageants are a joke

43==ShevaDiare=hah
yea, U freakin hate
it,coz now everyone
seez that U R not so
smart, asshole!

glad I made your
day, bitch....

p.s. I am not fat
and I am a virgin
and fucking proud
of it...

oh yea, on post #97 on Lohan's cocaine
wreck thread...its nice how you explained
the smell between your legs, while pretending to be me....U wish U were a virgin..God,,I can smell her from here/

Hahahahahahahah

Greatest talent: applying self tanner and vomiting to starvation status.

How the sticky tape kept her boobies safe for prime-time status is my real question.

What a stupid cunt. See her go "hi" to the camera like nothing even happened. What a moron! I wish her dink had flipped out when she fell.

Kraz, happy for you for your oral and anal only rulez. But no, I did not and would not pose as you. Maybe someone is having some fun with you. They added a t to your name. That is not my style. I go mano a mano in ideas, humor, sarcasm and facts not that bullshit. You should be able to tell the difference just by the posting.

Trust me, I don't wish I was a virgin. But perhaps if you get me in the mood, I will deflower you.

But not before I do Pole Vault Girl University and Miss America.

She really recovered very well. None of you bitchers would ever be able to acheive that with so much grace

@23. Who is she? I want more!

This one's much funnier. It's from a few years ago. She tries to recover, but her heel catches the bottom of her evening gown and rips it off!

Mr. Nice, we agree. She's hot but she feel faster than a trollop for a five dollar bill in an alley blowjob.

Besides, she's on the social x-ray diet. We are much more intereted in what university to find pole vault girl.

LMFAO. She must have felt so stupid. Dumb bitch.

Maybe she should have walked out without the dress, and without shoes, OH, and without underwear. That would have been my preference.

I don't now who she is but I also agree she did a good comback there with the fall and its the frist i see some one fall that way I though she was going to do a dance move :D
I would of done that :D to fool the crowd

Obviously, you have ALL walked across the stage, on INTERNATIONAL television, in five inch heels and a $6000 evening gown that probably weighs 30 lbs. I'm sure that you all performed PERFECTLY, and are therefore qualified to judge this BEAUTIFUL young woman!

I think the funnier thing is that there were so many people at this event, and they cheer certain girls like they actually know who they are.

And I'm starting to think that Dave Navarro is in some sort of work placement program. He shows up all over the place, and it NEVER makes sense.....

Another pic of the pole vault chick

During the pagent the audience booed and jeered her, even during the interview part, but she kept her composure and I admire her for that. Some folks say she was a scapegoat because the audience was booing the US government's policies, but I disagree. They held this thing in Mexico City. What did they expect??? Non-monkeys in the audience?! Please. Monkeys jibber and throw feces. So that's what they did. Time to complete construction of that fence!

This is totally irrelevant to the topic, but the pole vault chick is so freaking hot that i did a research on her. To those who wanna know more ...

Name : Allison Stokke
Just google her, and you'll get tones of more info, including her myspace.

It's this the stupid pageant that "the Donald" owns. I think he only sponsors these event because he secretly wants to be Miss. Universe.

Drunk.

so.. wasnt tara connor ms.usa? how come she didnt represent usa in the pageant? im so out of the loop..

#58 are you for real? Pfftt.

Allison Stokke is smoking beautiful. Love athletic women.
She's only 18 though.

"And the best part is, she's only 18!"

fixed.

LOL

#53 wtf!!!!! i puked up mac n cheese and i havent eaten that for two months! thanks for that!

She sure recovered well though.

yall have no fin lives... yall r just jealous bcs she is beautiful and u guys have nothing better to do with your pathetic time.

I guess she will just have to be satisfied with being the American Whore. It must be really disappointing for her not to be elected "Whore of the World" aka Miss. Universe.

HA!

imran karim

@72 well good for you and your amazing self esteem, motherfucker. youre the type of bitch that sits at home and tells herself its okay that her boyfriend jacks off to pornos while you sit in the other room shoveling ice cream in your fat face and pretending you looked like this. shut the fuck up fatass

You meant to say "Ugly troll eats it"

@72 Oh the irony of posting on a website telling other people on the same site they have no lives. At least you didn't criticize anyone's spelling.

Wow. You all are pretty heartless. It's one thing to bash celebrities who daily ask for it but this poor girl certainly does not.

I happen to know her personally and she is a really sweet girl. Everything is real and she's far from the "typical pageant girl." She is smart, graduated with exceptional grades from a prestigious private university, and did it in only three and half years.

She's worked really hard to get to where she is. I know a lot of people just see this as a "looks" thing but for her, it's more than that. She had to have awesome grades and references to get her internship with Oprah, which led to being able to go to South Africa, etc.

Let's keep up the criticism for the gals who TRULY deserve to be made fun of and support Miss USA because she did do an amazing job (which is why she still made it to the Top 5 despite her fall).

this is #72 the only reason why i made a comment was bcs i was reading all of these and i could not believe how all of you people who have no fuckin clue about any of these people would waste ur time bashing and talkin shit about them... the only reason why people do that is because yall are so tired of ur own boring, pathetic, waste of air lives... so fuck off... and dont bother tryin to argue back with me... i gaurantee i will not waste any more of my time with this immature shit.

wow a lot of you are so immature. quit bashing her already. im pretty sure none of you guys are as pretty and sucessful as her and im positive you wouldnt be able to regain your composure as quickly as she did on NATIONAL TELEVISION. i dont know her personally but from from i've heard she seems like a really nice girl. and you guys who are talking bad about her, i bet if you saw her in real life you would be like "OMYGOSH CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!" go get some lives you creepy 40 year old men who sit behind their computer watching porn with holes in their socks and sandals

#65- I think Tara Conner skank was the 06 Miss USA, and this chick is 07. I guess falling down is an improvement over being a cocain addict.

That was a scary fall. I think I say a little puddle of silicone on the floor from the contused implant.

WHATEVER!!

NONE of those whores measure up to the pure classiness and radiance of Paris Hilton.

Come on people we know its a beauty competition and everything but thats human everybody falls and at least after that she was in the top 5 even that those bitches in mexico were booing her, that so not fair. That girl is really smart and everything and not to mention she looked gorgeous in that dress... i heard it was from a designer from Puerto Rico who dressed Zuleyka Rivera Miss Universe 2006 when she won. Well back to topic, after the fall she had the chance to recover herself really fast so thats great...

nice little speech, jessica. you say that to yourself while you go back to your ice cream and your box of kleenex while you only wish you looked that good. someone needs to knock your ass off your high horse. fat dumb bitch. i feel bad for your man.

I liked Carmen's fall better

#50==yea right...
now I remember who
U R...U R miaz bitch..

U R her play toy, and
her yez girl...itz making
perfect senze now!!

howz the devil these dayz,
hope he fryz your azzholez
OUT!!!

Anyone notice?:

Miss Universe - Miss Japan
3rd Runner Up - Miss Korea (incidentally, much better looking than Miss Japan, but who is unfortunately named "Honey Lee")
Miss Congeniality - Miss China
Miss Photogenic - Miss Philippines

I'm as happy as anyone to see Asian contestants take out all the titles, but let's be honest - based purely on merit, it's hard to see why anyone from outside of South or Central America would ever bother competing in this competition. One suspects a bit of a "world cup hosting rotation" policy is in place here. Not a bad thing, but they could be a little less obvious about it...

And yes, I think Mori won because every looks back to last year and realizes that Chibana was more memorable, and probably was hard done by in not winning. Mori isn't bad, but Chibana blows her away.

Incidentally, did anyone see the Miss Universe Japan competition on Fox? There were about 12 contestants from the start, all pretty much looking like Sunday morning Gas Panic leftovers. Mori's not bad, but in Shibuya or Roppongi, she wouldn't stand out in a crowd. I guess that the hope is to make the competition more popular and have more people participating in Asian regions.

http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/miss-universe-japan-2007-riyo-mori-%e6%a3%ae-%e7%90%86%e4%b8%96/

#87:

Why do you type like that? Did you pass grade school?
Youre not gonna win anyone over to christ with spelling like that!!

#88

haha! I was at Gas Panic last night.. you think Sunday morning is bad, try Tuesday night.. I stay away from Roppongi on Weekends though.. thats when "Americas Heroes" from the nearby base prowl through town looking for a 13 year old to run a train on.. Never get between a dog and his meat..

Nagyon vicces volt amikor a közönség kifütyülte Miss USA-át a színpadról. Hahaha. Szegény lányka. Perce, azért fütyült mindenki, mert amerikai volt a lány és nem értenek egyet George Bush elnök sok baromságával.

Miriam Quiambao, Ms. Philippines 1999, FELL. HARD. And still placed. SUCK IT, BITCHES.

wtf who falls like that...

#88=piece of junk

WHO THE HELL ASKED U????

80, if anyone saw this chick in public, no one would recognize her a) because she probably wouldn't have all that make up on b) and more importantly, no one knows her!

i love when people come on here defending people like they know them (78) and that we care or they start spewing facts about dumb shit like pageants & dress desingers (84). seriously, who cares?!

79 doesn't want to waste time with "immature shit" but she types like a 12 year old. and p.s. 79, no one takes you seriously if you say "yall" just a tip!

The gown, incase anyone cares, is from a designer out of New York, not Puerto Rico. Its the same dress she wore for nationals, only in black instead of red, and with seqins on top instead of plain chiffon. At any rate, the dress is HOT, and she looked GREAT in it, fall or not.

men............. what was such a sexy fall. i wish it could be shown clearer. haha... and she got up and held on to her smile as if nothing had happened.
she will live to tell this story as her most embarrassing moment.
wait a min! I think it should go on America's funniest home videos. haha.... she'll win a price.

men............. that was such a sexy fall. i wish it could be shown clearer. haha... and she got up and held on to her smile as if nothing had happened.
she will live to tell this story as her most embarrassing moment.
wait a min! I think it should go on America's funniest home videos. haha.... she'll win a price.

Miss USA did a vey good job *******************

95; I defended her "like I know her" because I DO know her. I have known her for years and she's extremely sweet, so naturally I am going to defend her.

No matter what she should of won it because of that fall. She did good by acting like nothing ever happened.

I love how she's a dumb bitch/stupid cunt for falling down?

This girl has come a long way and she deserves her title. So what she fell? That's no reason to call her a cunt.

That was really classy #61

F you Vicente Fox

Really classy

And I agree that its screwed up that they booed and a whole lot of girls down here would dream of looking as good as her but to say something like that was just pretty ghey

@12: She has NO boobs (she's also way too skinny & looks terrible. I mean is this REALLY beauty pagean?). That answer your question?

And that wasn't very funny. I was expecting something more dramatic. But embarrassing nonetheless. She's ugly.

She's half black for the person asking her ethnicity earlier and although pretty in person, not usually that skinny; she needs to start eating again.

Did anyone else notice that the song says "Oh no!" just after her fall?! PERFECT! Haha!
xo

Ms USA should have broke her heals when she fell
so it looked like a shoe malfunction lol

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
that is just too funny!!!!!!!
she is ugly and have fake boobs. she sucks!!!!