May 21 2007Lindsay Lohan still an alcoholic

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I think the pumped up lips is just too much goopy lipstick. Plus a 'lil ole purty pout for da cameras!

I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.

ha check out the facial expression of that guy in the background.

She's not an alcoholic. She's just misunderstood.

WTF is with her lips?

Ha Ha, the guy's face in pic 8 is priceless. He's like - ew....she's a fucking ugly bitch up close.

Can't sleep, clown's gonna eat me!

Oh my gosh, thats hilarious. She looks like freakin' Bette Davis in the first few pics, all crazy eyed and lips out. I love how all these celebs try to look like Angelina Jolie w/ their big pouty lip injections. Sorry but it only works on Jolie, she has the facial structure to pull it off and I believe her lips are au natural. Lindsay looks like she wouldn't even know how to color in a coloring book...stay inside the lines...

She's a good actress, she can act like she's freaking drunk and high at the same time. Oscar! Oscar for the skank!
Looks like the Unibomber in drag.

That shot of that guy in the background says it all...WTF??!! Crazy clown bitch!

OMG, it's Sayid from Lost . . .he wants back on the island after seeing that mess up close.

Jesus. Slow news day AGAIN?

The Superficial used to stand for something, maaaaaaaan.

I think some guy woke up the next morning after drinking his ass off the night before, saw that he went home with Lindsay Lohan and cold cocked her in the mouth then he pissed all over her. Look at the front of her sweatshirt

What's the big deal? She got caught and had her picture taken after eating out her menstrual girlfriend. I respect her lack of boundaries.

wow, I mean ew.

Damn! No wonder she's at the top of Maxim's hot 100 list! duh! obvious!

#9----Man...she does look like Bette Davis in one of her more insane roles! Dead ringer I'll say.

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It's so nice that she can color outside the lines of her lips to hide the herpes sores and nobody will notice.

Seriously, WTF!?! She looks like she's been eating after-birth.

Why does she pretend to be camera shy and hide in one picture and then strike "model" poses in the next? It's so odd. And by odd, I mean manic.

OMG she is sooooo HOT! I love the smeared makeup, and oh wow, she is wearing her hoodie inside out! That is sooo original. When I have children, I am going to name them all after her, and everyday when they wake up, I will tell them the glorious tale of the namesake. We will then bow our heads and say a little prayer that they will grow up to be just like LiLo.

Why the fuck is she posing in most of them, but trying to hide herself in pics 9 and 10.

Please stop with the Lohan news!!! My brain is melting... By the looks of the comments posted, the other readers brains are melting too.

Does she have the Mumps?

No Herpes

Oh my God! It looks like she has been using Homer Simpson's make up gun! I mean come on doesn't the bitch have a mirror, or a window, or a shiny foil packet she could catch her reflection in!

WTF happened to her?
Gangster whore clown...is that really the new hollywood?

Parent TRAMP anyone?

Coke eyes

In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
Thou art lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

she looks more like a freakin clown than usual

Question for the guys:

Lindsay Lohan in Jamie Lee Curtis body?
Or Jamie Lee Curtis in Lindsay Lohan's body?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

She must have put her lipstick on while running over people with her car. I wish I were kidding.

"I'm pretty sure she put her lipstick on with a mop." Ya THINK??????????????? That was a good one if I do say so myself.

Actually, she looks like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." LMAO!

wait... is some guy grabbing her boob in picture 11??

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Isn't she under 21? Don't these places card? Can't they be fined for letting her drink?

What I dont understand is why cant she just stay home when she has a bad outbreak of lip herps. She tries so hard to cover it up but looks more like a dirty whore than ever. Stay home and let the meds do their thing you dity girl.

Goddamn. She looks like Jerry Hall - AFTER the Joker threw acid in her face in BATMAN.

She's going to die any day now........I just know it.

Or get knocked up.

I'd still let her suck my man-meat.

NICE COKE BLOATED !!! The Lip Gloss doesn't hide the Herpes simplex on her lip !!! And for the love of all things unholy... DO NOT LET THIS WENCH PRO_CREATE!!!

I dont even care what the hell HoHan is up to today, all i give a fuck about is...

TOMORROW IS MY 23rd Birthday!!!

:)

I'm glad to see she still has the Dirty Sanchez i gave her.

Hohan'll probably get to the point where she has to shoot up the coke she covets and eventually she'll get the HIV.

thirsty Lindsay is

drink she must

go to www.voteyoda.com

Kev

My daughter is not an alcoholic, does not look like a clown, and does not have herpes!!!! She's just misunderstood.

@ 43 BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC !!!!

looks like someones been sucking the wrong lollypop lately

What the hell is wrong with this ho?

ugh
she looks like someone shot her in the face with a paintball gun

the too-small-falling-off-my-wide-butt-jean-and-stiletto look is equally disturbing

Lindsay Lohan[snip]was spotted "drinking vodka straight from the bottle."

well thank god : )

for a moment there...
we thought she was turning
into a sober aa monster
who would never drink...
...another drop

in that case...
...her lips would explode
...her hips would explode
...and other things
...unmentionable

are we nearly there yet ?

http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/CULindsayNipSlipAgain.htm go to this site and check out the first pic. it is so obvious lindsay has BREAST IMPLANTS. which isn't bad unless you lie for years and say your boobs are real. did you see them bad boys in mean girls. dman. she has a flat butt, a bulgy tummy and tree trunk legs. where would she be without that rack? this is not the first time she has gotten lip injections but they have never looked so goofy before.

copy and paste it you have gotta see the evidence
http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/CULindsayNipSlipAgain.htm

wow, it's Tammy Faye Bakker's daughter. Same make-up methods. Good gosh, she looks so old already.

I don't get it. What's wrong with drinking Vodka straight from the bottle? I've done it, well usually for breakfast, but normally I like to shake it up in a martini shaker first and add 3 olives...then chase it with a couple shots of tequila, but you know...I don't have an addictive personality or anything so it's ok...
Stop judging me!!!

I'm FRIST!!!

But at least I don't look like fucking Mimi from the Drew Carey show, so that's good...

Lickmybutt....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
And here's a smiley face for you.
:)

COOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEE BLLLLLLOOOOOAAAAATTTTT!!!!!
Damn she is looking worse everyday. I have to say I think she would have turned out to look very attractive had she not screwed her looks with all the hard partying. She looks like she is going on 40.

What a dirty face

She's morphing into Fergie...

So something compelled me today to watch Georgia Rule. Thats about 2 hours of my life i'll never get back. What a mind numbingly stupidass movie.

I think her 'boyfriend' pasted her one. Cuz, you know what a girl does when she gets back from the shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her! Classy!

Looks like someone shot her in the face with make-up. I just don't get it. Don't celebs hire people to make them look good...where are these people?

61. I actually mistook her for Fergie at first glance. Then I read the headline. And it didn't matter.

"Lindsay Lohan Still Ass-Less"

She looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

#52: Maybe I'm retarded or something (still waiting for the test results) but I'm curious as to how it is obvious she has breast implants in that pic?

I got a friend with a similar build to Lindsay (red hair and freckles too. weird) who was blessed, or in her opinion, "cursed" with DDD's. While it's a slim chance, it's possible to have a small figure and big, natural boobs. Lindsay may be a cum-guzzling slut, but I think they're real. That, or she has an awesome plastic surgeon.

I think she looks freakish and freakishly old for a 20 year old!

Her makeup makes her look like a cheap blow up doll. The kind you buy as a gag gift and pray to god your friend will never actually use

@ 50. dude. alcoholic with with terrible pants. 10x worse.

good use of cartoon clown prostitute

Insane Clown Pose?

I did it. Do you wanna die?
I promise you, I will do you well
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees anything.
Lucky witnesses

wow shes getting fat again... less vodka, more coke linds

fuck you.

Damn lindsay should have skipped the lip implants and gone for the ass implants instead. Worst. Ass. Ever.

The look on the 300 lb. mexican dude's face tells the whole tale. (err, tail)

It's Chucky!!!

Lindsay is about the least interesting celebrity ever! I prefer to read Paris gossip.

Cheek and eyeball injections are the new black.

itlooks like she's majorly trying to rip off Kylie Minogue.....but in an uglier way..

is that even humanly/robotically possible?

Lindsay Lohan has nothing on me. seriously. Neither does Mika, Lily Allen, or Amy Winehouse

http://www.myspace.com/seantatum

pOp is back.

Props to the soul brother in the penultimate pic, soberly showing Ho-han his Casio.
"Yo, times to get choo some ass implants, match them stamp wetters, bitch."
Much love, my Negroponte.

Now I know, "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".

OMG==she lookz like Meryl Streep
and Goldie Hawn in "Death Becomez Her"

30yrz. after they drank the potion!!

Fuck, shez scaring me............

this whore has amazing eyes, not so bad body and face.. and she manages to look like trash half the time.
..her lipstick?? EWWWWWWWW

and wtf? did she realized for a minute in pic 9 and 10 that she looks like a 1$ hoe and tried to hide and then realized.. oh wait im lindsay lohan, im pretty, lets pose, and then get drunk, have some pictures taken of me dancing in my underwear (am i even wearing some?) and get screwed

who is that girl?i can t almost recognize her.which is not a bad thing after all.she is worse than usual and worse than herself

This is so yesterday.

Man life must be a bitch when your that young and people are saying you look like some old dead actress..shit..

I'll give the webmaster a dolla if he keeps her off here. She is just plain lost.

And Lo-pants, pull the friggin things up and put on a belt, you look like you have a load in your drawers.

anyone who needs to wear that much makeup at her age has a serious problem....

go out into the sun, no makeup and start acting your age, you already look acient.

That black is grabbing LiLo's boob in the 2nd to last picture! She seems to like it.

Bozo, the whore.

Looks like she is covering a herpes sore .....nasty

What's with the fat puffy lips?
Lindsay if you're reading this please stop with the collagen injections. Trust me it's NOT a good look. Unless of course you actually want to be a porn star?

When will these silly girls learn? Fat puffy lips = Fugly and Skanky.

Can anyone believe this is the same girl that was in Mean Girls? Now she just looks like an old worn out slapper.

'Nuff said

If she looks like this when she is going out, IMAGINE what this bitch looks like walking home at 6am after partying all night getting anal from some bouncer at a club she screwed for more Coke. I'm guessing even Homless guys take one look and cross the street.

Jesus... She is morphing into an Olsen twin... Why are all the chicks out there slowly looking all Olseny.... SICK...

Why would you seriously pose for a picture looking like that?

Her mouth looks like an ASS !

i think i hear a train coming and if i'm not mistaken, uh-oh, there are some tracks missing around the bend

jezua christ...she looks like Tweety Bird...

Awful...she's just awful.caca

@ #83 - That could be the funniest thing I've ever read. Seriously. I doff my chapeau to you!

HERPS!

She looks like she literally JUST pulled the dick out of her mouth...she so nasty.

Too bad too, cuz she used to be a cutie.

HEY LICKAMYBUTT HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY IS SO NASTY LOOKING. WHY IS SHE PAYING ALL THAT MONEY TO HAVE BLACK GIRL LIPS BECAUSE YOU WONT ADMIT IT BUT THATS WHERE THEY COME FROM. NO BLACK GIRL HAS BIRD LIPS.ANGELINA JOLIE MY CARCASS SHE LOOKS LIKE A LIGHT SKIN BLACK GIRL. I WILL GIVE LINDSAY A FAT LIP FOR FREE AND IT WILL DEFINETLY LOOK BETTER THAN THOSE INJECTIONS

Looks like someone's been shoppin' at Walmart again... Spending too much money on coke and can't afford some decent clothes. Bozo wants his makeup back BTW.

Just insert a bottle of booze in any hole of hers and she'll be quiet for some time.

when she gets to 30 years old(if she even makes it) what is this spoiled retard going to have to look fondly back on her youth? Has she done a decent movie? did she start some sort of foundation? anything? Alls this vapid, walking STD is going have are blurred
memeories of coke benders, massive amounts of alchohal, arguing with paris hilton, and bad movies.....jeebus christ. what nice stories to tell your kids.

SHE'S IN HER FREAKING EARLY 20's! LET THE GIRL HAVE FUN! Geesh! She's grow out of it by her late 20's early 30's trust me we all do, growing old sux. Just let her have fun you know you would too if you where in her shoes.

i think she's covering a cole sore.

herpessssss!

Who did she blow at Maxim? Crackhead looks like Joan Crawford! As a matter of fact, Joan looked better than that.I mean the way Joan Crawford looks NOW!

Is Stevie Wonder a make-up artist on the side?

BEWARE THE STARE OF MARY SHAW......

"Lindsay looks like she wouldn't even know how to color in a coloring book...stay inside the lines..." from number 9

hahaha this made my night... so funny!!!

All of you are wrong. She doesn't look like a clown. She looks like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns. There is a difference.

Her lips are covered in cold sores, people. She didn't get lip injections, she got fever blisters.

Hey, that's what happens to alcoholics. They always get caught, because they don't care once they start drinking.