May 1 2007Kathy Griffin eats it

that ho is always drunk. and her comedy sucks.

Finally! A woman that won't (until she sobers up) resist pOnk's advances. Go for it!- just don't tell us about it afterward....

hahaha she looks like a manequin with a fake wig

Her hair is ORANGE! Ew

She looks like a manequin(?) in the second pic. No emotion - just lies there.

Yeah she's fucked. Did she actually get up after this or what? It looks like she's about to have a snooze.

thats not drunk,,, thats PLASTERED! wonder how much you have to drink to get so wasted you fall out of a car?

What I want to know is why were paparazzi even photographing her?

She probably had a friend snap the picture & she emailed it to SuperFish herself.

Kathy Griffin is just amazingly unfunny.

She may not be able to do stand-up anymore...

No no no....Kathy Griffin is FUNNY! I love her stand up! But come on...there's not a video for this! That'd be funnier than the pics!

I think its ALWAYS funny when someone falls. Always. It just makes me laugh. Yet, Kathy Griffin somehow manages to make even this unfunny.

ugh shes the nastiest ginger of them all.

I'll have what she's having.

number 9, kudos for that excellent observation....i wonder if someone told her to break a leg before her next bravo special?

Bahahahahahaha.

All her plastic Surgery melted and she slipped on it.

good one number 9

Is Kathy Griffin Carrot Top after a sex change?

#9 - adequite!

what does NSFW mean?

Not Suitable For Work

Ha. Stupid twat, that should be in her act.

He HE HE.....I'm gonna make this into my desktop background.

Heh, she looks like Iggy Pop in the first pic.

So that's what happens when botox perfuses into the bloodstream ...

This isn't very unusual,this is the way how those cabs in London deliver their customers.

She should die a horrible death, filmed for constant replay on E! during sweeps.
Seriously, I've met funnier people at funerals. Their own.

She is the epitome of elegance and grace, this one.
How did her feet end up under the car?

This covetous jew ruined her husband's business and then had the cojones to accuse him of stealing from her bank account. Hope you burn in hell bitch...oh, wait, she's going to hell anyway...

She's not even funny when she falls down.

She's not drunk. She's just had so much Botox she can't make a facial expression even when her safety is in jeopardy.

#29- Covetous Jew? I don't know what crack you've been smoking in between tricks, but Griffin is of 100% Irish descent.

Whhhhhoooppppssss!

I'd love to have angry sex with her and then take her ATM card and withdraw some money, like her ex-husband did frequently.

video or BAN!

#6 About 7, if one of them is a long island. Maybe slightly less considering how little she weighs...but I would know, it happened to me, only the vehicle was moving.
And I was driving.

HAHA, UM, that's incredible. What's happening totally doesn't register.

Jon Bon Jovi : "Jordin's 17. I couldn't sing half that well when I was 17."
The mind boggles.
(not that I've seen the show)

Cathy Griffin needs a LifeCall/MedAlert necklace, cuz that unfunny bitch has fallen and can't get up.

HAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen her do! She actually made me laugh.

The saddest thing about this is some loser paparazzi finds it worthwhile to tail Kathy Griffin. This guys must be the "Corky" of paparrazi. . . . scoring a shot of Kathy Griffin bailing like this is like scoring Gold in the Special Olympics for this guy.

I usually only do hot chicks like Britney Spears before KFed and Kate Bosworth,(now), but I would totally do Kathy Griffin on the mother effin pavement.

After I do her we would drink Cherry Cokes on the deck and laugh about how stupid celebrities are and then then she would blow me and then I'd kick her out and call Gisele Bundchen to get her skinny ass over to my place to blow me, just to get the Kathy's taste out of my mouth.

Too graphic??? Sorry about that, got carried away.

Looks staged.

@32...first of all, blow me. Second if anything this piece of trash has gone out of her way to not draw attention to her obvious, covetous, origins. Second of all it doesn't matter what you say, and what you think, I'm not changing my statement. Stick THAT up your shithole, douchebag.

I'm guessing she mistook the markings on the ground for Twister™

"Left hand gray! Whole body cement!"

Im listening to #43 and sticking it UP my shithole

#43 got a web cam ?

oops #45

lost the calculater

calculator* whatever.
The world is going to shit - so you can at least forgive a few spelling mistakes/typos

That's so weird. She's botoxed her face so much that she can't actually *react* to such a weird fall...

She looks like Carrot Top a little, too. I don't know if that's sad or funny.

Thanks for posting these.
canuck

It's cause she is full of Andy's Dick.....

Get it....

they were on a show together....

OH FUCK OFF!!!!!!

Don't you people have anything better to do than to sit around commenting on innate bullshit on your time off work (those of you who have jobs, that is), like perhaps GET A FUCKING LIFE. Fucking weirdos.

(I think #52 may be Rich's troll)

Nuh ah, you're a troll

k

What are you wearing?

@52

What exactly is "innate" bullshit?

Oh, I meant innane
Er insane
What do you want from me? I'm a fucking TROLL. Trolls can't spell.
Gawd

where the hell did dear old richie go anyway? haven't seen him in months.

Yeah. Rich ??? And how about Sid the Thora Birch, anti-banker from a way back... ?

Prison, I assume

k

Betcha can't guess who I really am!!!

PortRich ?

I'll give you a hint. I'm the coolest person excluding yourselves on here. And I'm female.

DanYell - you know the site better than me ...Suggestions ?

tick tock tick tock

osh cosh ? jrzy ? Tits ? turd ? ( Good god I have to get out more)... HollyJ ?. (I don't even know which drivel is female)

Where'd everyone go ? Can I call a friend ?

Wally ?

You can use your 50/50, oh wait, none of those were right

That's it. I need a martini

Hello?

Ok. Like NicEyePatch, Lowlands, woody-horse, etc. could be M or F. So I'm like 'Time-Out'.
And really - who the h ever reads the comments, at this dive.
So I give up. Or pass to Danielle.

Ok, give up then. I guess I'm not that special. I'm going to take my xanax or like 15 and go to bed.

Oh, and I just put that link up there to screw with you.

Sorry Binkster. No one on here is cooler than I. So....Rich, the female, aka either Jrzmommy or....I don't know. She's the only one cooler than I. I give up.

Are you a homeless person who snuck into a 24 hr library?

Hummm #73 could be a troll ?
(But hit the links for the somewhat less superficial)

I give up as well. I don't even know who Wally is.

Don't give up!!! I'm sure we can guess "its" identity somehow!

Oh wait, I have to CARE first. Nevermind.

Good point

No, I just want some ice cream

BTW:

I clicked on that RichPort link and I must say, you are one ugly dude (if that's you).

Oh. Ok. It could have been Frist

Hey FRIST!!!!! I like pralines & cream. Get me some, ASAP!!

Ok, you buy, I'll fly

Why do I have to buy? I don't get paid til' Friday. Buy it for me please?!

Because I was supposed to get paid today, and my broke-ass boss didn't fucking pay me!!! I might have to hook!!!

So whatever DID happen to that richport guy?
That's why I trolled him. I thought it would be funny. I should do it tomorrow morning and see if anyone figures it out

Oh, wait, they're totally gonna read this, I blew it

Don't worry Frist.
Most people still haven't figured out 9-11.
(I still think you're Rich and won't go with the conspiracy)

I knew it was you!

Don't take less than 100 if ya do, dear.

Its obvious what she's doing - trying to change her battery, but being female she's probably checking if its under the car somewhere.

lend a hand someone?

100? Jesus, that's all they make??? I was thinking 250....hmmmm.

But Binky, it IS a conspiracy. Don't tell anyone though.

Hell! I was only going by Pretty Woman. Julia must be cheap, eh?

That crass, loudmouth publicity whore took a dive, kind of like her career.

Well, I was just thinking that MOST lawyers DO have lots of money, and that would be the clientelle I would get, being in the loop and all.
Wait, what am I saying??!!?? I've obviously thought about this before...I wouldn't DO it though...
I'm convincing myself of course

It looks so glamorous in movies ya know? But with diseases floating about, I wouldn't try it. Although, you could ask for the money upfront as usual and then drug them and run.

Yup, that'll work.

Hmmm....that's a good idea. Slip them a mickey...take their wallet...yeah!

Why was anyone even photographing her here? We have never even heard of her. Oh and thats not "her" car thats a London Black Cab.

She eats Trott Felipe's cock all the time, who cares! Controversy!

Did i mention my Irish bloodline?

101)Hehehe,just kidding.

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryphin
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Griffin

Hello~

nothin funnier than some stupid old (not funny) bitch fallin down drunk...maybe she should add the fallin down part to the stand-up..God knows she needs something funny..

Girls you're always safe with me,i'll defend you with my supernatural powers.

OMG=BREAKING NEWS: Nice comeback Brittney:
Let's see: 5 old songs of yours,not new!
Next: YOU WEREN'T SINGING,FAKING!!
Now : U R considered to be Ashless Simpson
How does it feel to be 25 and all washed up...maybe U should do the HO- down..Nothing left for U, but those kids..so face it..no one wants to see a fake bitch pretending to sing.AT LEAST AVRIL CAN WRITE NEW SONGS.YOU R USELESS,BITCH....MAYBE U SHOULD HANG OUT WITH KATHY GRIFFIN,,SHE'S RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY..

She faked the fudge out of that fall.

p.s. that's definitely a london BUS, not a car.

As said on another site - look no expression of surprise - due to mucles paralyzed from Botox.

#108... yes. Fake-n'-bake, I say.

That "fall" is a falsehood.

I like the comment that she looks like Iggy Pop in 1st photo. She does.

And I love how nobody seems to be rushing in to assist her. Perhaps the car rolled on with her limp body beneath its wheels. One can dream, can't one?

The only thing I could find in Wikepedia is that she is a teetotaler. So that's what a teetotal looks like.....

I think maybe someone held a mirror in front of her just as she was getting out of the car and, gazing upon her own hideous reflection, she was instantly and forever turned to stone...

I must say, all I kept haring about is how funny RichPort was, how much better the comments were when he and others were posting regularly, and how much he was equally loved and hated, and, if that's him (her/ it) above, he a fucking lame ass loser. Oh, and athy Griffin kissing pavement would only be funny if I punched her in her toucan beak first. This is about as relevant as Floridian bleach blonde teens.

C'mon guys, it's simple science. Her face is so weighed down with 'ugly' and her body could no longer support it.

Now we know to the milligram exactly how much Botox it takes to render a person completely unable to register fear or happiness on their face.

Good morning all!!! Just got back from prison. What did I miss?
Oh, Dr. Phowstus, I had no idea I was so famous on here. Lame ass loser??? No, I ROCK THE MOST!!!
Ok, gotta go check in with my parole officer. I'll be back!!!

I thought RichPort was Black? That MySpace dude looks like he shuld be named Cletus McTrailerpark.

We are still on this fraking ho'?

*I highly recommend the Galactica box-set.

Really Slim? Over Kathy Griffin's funniest moments boxset? Gmme some of what youre smokin'...

Personally, I miss MrSemprini. Where he be?

"Kathy Griffin's funniest moments boxset"

Sorry Dr:
The existence of such a thing is a physical and theoretical impossibility. Stephen Hawking even wrote a paper on it.

#118===what the fuck...?R U talkin about..I'm not f'n black,,yea I do have blonde hair,f'n kill me...Y must I be a dude..is that the only way it can be for U?lol,bitch

Read #88

But don't tell anyone

Senor Kelli, with an I: You mean to tell me that with all the shit going on in the world, there couldn't be one little school shooting at your school? Just a little one....just big enough to take just you out?

Last I heard, RichPort ran off with Vida Whatsherface and is happily tapping her ass every day, 20 times a day.

kkkkkkooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllll!!!

@123 -- The adults are playing idiot. Back to your corner until I tell you to get up.

@88 -- You trolled RichPort and were never funny? I guess that makes you a fucking idiot. Anyone who can't stand on their own two when either trying to be funny or insulting is truly a moron. Congrats, I'm sure I'll be your next target. Go trade insults with #123. No wonder that motherfucker left...

#126, WTC is Kelli talking about??!??

Jesus, what did I ever do to do, Phowstus???
I was just trying to have fun.

Oh, so Frist is the reason the Fish sucks so bad now. Way to go dickface.

Hey jmommydropout....U have some balls talkin that shit so soon after so many died,,U Heartless Bitch...we did have a bomb threat last week,,thank God it was fake...U sound like someone who would be the shooter,,not surprised at all...that's what happens to drug addicted dropout mommiez.bitch

You got one thing right, Senor, I do got balls.....big fucking brass ones.

A bomb threat? Wassamatter, peanut, did you think you were going to fail your Home Ec. test? If you spent more time studying and less time annoying the grown ups then you wouldn't have to call in bomb threats to your school to get out of taking a test. Sheesh. And you say it's the older generation that's ruining the world.....

#128==dickbrain...I don't take orders from men,especially assholes...and oh yea, fucker, I left coz I'm at school, FUCKFACE,BASTARD...FUCKERS.

#133===yea, we know your a guy...u fuckers did ruin this world..u people almost let your f'n selves get completely communists..unfreakinbelieveable...let the dictator tell u what to do,,old people r so weak, and if u got brass balls, then why r u in here...go to fucking work,slackers.

#134 Um...why do you have a link that goes nowhere???

why do u suck chicken and plowshitz and last but not least...jmammadropoutz ass.

fuckface bastard fuckers. hee hee hee.

Old people are weak.....they're bones are brittle and their muscle mass deteriorates over time....true story.

FRIST you didn't do anything to me. I just don't like the whole trolling thing. It's excessively lame. You've been reasonably funny in the past under your own handle, I would just stick with that going forward.

Fine, I'll put my picture up, but you all will be sooooo jealous, you stupid tagots. Jeez, I so rule!

boy that was a good one,,is that all u have, bitch from hell.....u would know about old,coz your ballz r gray...

For what it's worth (nada), I've frequented this site over the months and enjoyed the semi-intelligent, quirky and/or depraved banter of resident posters. Similarly, I like to slam all the deserving quasi-celebs as much as anyone; however, frankly, I have not yet witnessed the depth to which the content of this site has now sunk. "I am being trolled!... Stop trolling me!" is now the mantra of the populace. Problem is, the "trolls" cannot hold a shit-candle to their victims of stolen-identity, and... ah... why the hell am I even bothering.

Have a nice day.

I hate old people because my daddy makes me lick his decrepid old ballz and hemmoroidz when he comes home.

#143===u think that's funny playing me? fine then,bitch,just wait ,,u will pay for that fake comment...I PROMISE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#141&143 are no real, and just u fuckin wait..when u least expect it..it will arrive...

#140-143 is going down and i know who your stupid ass is....u will suffer..deeply.

@143 -- You are no kelLIE. I mean, look at your spelling and grammar... they're flawless.

#140 correction

I think the bitch got all 80s all of a sudden and is doing some break dancing.

You kids know what break dancing is, doncha?

Senor sounds like he's going to go Cho on his troll. Troll.....just you wait. when you least expect it, I will jump out of your closet in a chicken suit and bombard you with my Trapper Keeper!!!!

Dr Dickbrain PlowShit stuck up chickenz asshole...U R #143 bitch...now eat your chicken real f'n slow.....

I am always arguing with myself, perhaps I need medication? Maybe DrPlowme has some high powered jism that will knock some sense into me. Damn, I'm such a silly bitch!

Plowshit..I can see by the post on #143--u acting like me...yea..QUESTION: DID YOUR DAD MAKE U LICK HIS BALLS..,AND BLOODY HEMMOROIDEZ AND STOP WRITING LIKE ME.

Hey Fishguy, the natives are getting restless and Kathy Griffin is probably in that same position this morning.

No Senor, it's not me. You see, among other things, you're a newbie here to the Fish. A person, or persons, exploits the typekey flaw and fucks with people, like the way you were just fucked with. There are a few of us who have a gentlemen's agreement to not engage in trolling, as it has become known around here.

Eeeeeeaaat yoooorrrrr chiiiiiicken.....you are a demented fuck, Senor, but good to laugh at, I'll give you that.

#150 AH, THERE U R PETER..DID U AND PLOWSHIT FINISH UP WITH DIRTCHICKEN OR REGULAR CHICKEN.WHICH DID U EAT AND WHICH DID HE PLOWTHE SHIT OUTTA? ENJOY.

Plowshit, I am feeling so lonely and neglected. My daddy isn't home yet, can you cum over to play? I'll lick your geriatric balls ever so tenderly.

#152,NOT ME, BITCH, BUT BARBIDILDO CALLED, SHE HAS BRA'S YOU ORDERED AND YOUR WIGS FOR YOUR XXX MOVIE TONITE,,MAKE SURE U BRING THAT MOMMYDICKFACE AND CHICKENDIRTFACE,,WE R GOING TO FILM A CHIKEN GOING DOWN ON A FAKE MOMMIEDICKGUY WHILE DRPLOWSHIT IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF WHILE TYPING IN THIS SITE PRETENDING TO BE KRAZIHOTTKELLI,,,,WHAT A LOSER AND PERVIZ..

Senor Kelli, with an I, has lost his mind. GOD, I hope he's a self-mutilator!!

#157 DrPlowShit==u wish I was over there licking your old gray ball..in you f'n dreams,bitch,,stop saying shit about me lickin my dad,,u r one sick motherfucker..

mommydickhead===I am not Emo..dream on.

This is what me and my sister really look like you f'n asswipes. You all wish you could be young and beautiful and morally stronger than you JERKS!

Eat yourselves while I am at lunch..dickhead.

#161 not real...EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME. LOOKZ LIKE!!

well, I'll let the troll finish driving Senor Kelli, with an I, crazy today.

Now I'm off to meet my english lit. teacher for lunch bitches! Have fun while I'm gone. But not too much fun, safe that for me, ughhngh!

it's a chevy chase dive

it's a chevy chase dive

she looks just like andy dick-and i love her for that

FRIST!!!/Krazihottkelli: Why do you keep changing screen names? I think you are cool, expcept for when you do that (which I find disturbing).

Stick to one screen name. I don't want to start thinking you have MPD.

Why do I think that this is the most glamorous, best-looking wipeout I've ever seen and it's KATHY GRIFFIN?

She looks fantastic!

Where the hell is her "Oh shit, I'm falling!" expression? Botox much, Kathy???

HOLY CURBJOB BATMAN!!
If ever someone resembled Leonard Nimoy from his Star Trek TV show days, it's Kathy in mid fall. Only with a bright orange wig.

I want to know when the flipping video of this gets posted? Someone has to have one. When ScarJob bit the dust last week, it wasn't nearly as cool because you couldn't see her face. But this one .... awesome dude!

OWWW.. so embarrassing. Who is she?

#166 I love Chevy Chase

this HO was prolly just trying yo be funny again...not working.

#169 not changing screen names, but clearly u must be behind it,,some dickhead wants to eat and suck and lick their father and is using me to get off...fuckers are asking for it..maybe you'll get it...

176th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace out,,been along day, bitchez!!!!

It looks staged...

I would buy these in poster size and framed.

I pissed my Kotex pad! These are beautiful!

I'd do her. :)
I think the lot of you are simply pricks. She's a great flamey, angry midget, who's grit and wit (sweet jesus, why am I rhyming?)is totally fun. I'd love to hang out with her-- she'd make life fun.

It is staged... she said so herself. She did it so she could get some pictures taken for her show. Duh.

who ever posted this is stupid. i just saw her show and she did this on purpose.
and she got you dummies talking about it so mision accomplished.

hahaha to bad she was fakin it...she wasnt even drinkin.... lol

Helloo did anyone see this happen on her reality show? She did it on purpose! haha

hahaha, i just watched this happen on Bravo channel, "my life on the d-list", the fall was totally fabricated, in fact she walked out and layed down on the ground hahaahaha

t-pain caught kissing last week with lil wayne

Leave Kathy alone!
This was a joke for her show. SHE KICKS ASS

You're all sheep who've fallen for exactly what she PLANNED!
She saw paparazzi and fell to get publicity. That's why she has a calm face.

Kathy is one kick ass lady who doesn't need a crown to be Queen of Comedy.

idiots, she's faking it.

Most of the people commenting here are obviously insipid morons who couldn't tell the difference between Kathy Griffin and Kathy Bates if their lives depended on it.

First of all, this was a staged event. If you don't believe it, then watch "Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List", episode 19, original air date: 7-17-07.

Secondly, she's not a Jew. She's Irish Catholic. How many Jews do you know of with red hair and grew up going to Catholic school and being taught by nuns? Duuuuuuhhh...

Thirdly, Kathy puts all you hate-filled bigoted simpletons to absolute shame. She's hilarious, with more talent in each of her fingernails than you will ever have in your entire lives. And, she's classy, smart, fantasically gorgeous, and she's successful, and that's what you guys with a chip on your shoulder are really afraid of -- successful women who have more than you do. And her material ROCKS! The fact that she writes her own material just shows that she's intelligent as well as hysterically funny, AND that she's in tune with what America whants to hear in a comic.

WE LOVE KATHY!!

KATHY GRIFFIN: AMERICA'S #1 COMIC!!

She faked this whole thing just to get a paparazzi photo for the free publicity, obviously it worked.

Kathy Griffin does things to get into the spotlight...good publicity, bad publicity...it's all exposure to her. Throwing herself out of a car door and onto the ground is an obvious attempt at such. If you don't know this, then you don't know Kathy Griffin. People take her too seriously.

It was a joke. She fell out on purpose. It was on an episode of her show where she heard Brits love scandals so she pretended to be drunk and fall out of a car.

Rather than go through the 100+ comments to see if anyone knows the background on this picture: you do know she did this on purpose, correct? If you've seen this hilarious woman's reality television show you'd know she needed one of these types of photos to make it to the tabloids - like your site. The ironic thing is she abstains from alcohol completely!

Kathy seemed rather put out when her mom and Betty White bonded. Well, what would you expect? They're from the same era and have the same saucy sense of humor. Or are sauced.