May 1 2007Kate Bosworth still wearing her bikini

It's great to see her looking healthier. That's a good thing.

when she squeezes her sides with her arms it almost makes her looks like she has breasts!

Maxwell House coffee is good to the last drop.

I hadn't previously found her that attractive, as she's usually shaped like the letter "H". But, after seeing these hot photos, I'd totally punch her in the face and ejaculate on it.

Nice... She looks boneable there... About time... Sally Struthers was packing a bag for a visit to the Bosworth house....

I'd fuck her in the ass with a fury that bordered on the insane, and then cum when I hear the loud snap.

zzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzzzz

cool, my troll is back! makes me feel important, like Lindsay Lohan or something.

WTF FISH?!? Yesterday the commentary on this bitch was "picture Gollum's body, and it's a little more disgusting than that." and today it's all "it's Kate Bosworth in a bikini so who cares. It'd be like complaining about having too much chocolate. Or being too rich."

NOTE: when hiring a new writer, you must play the role of editor so that the commentary is CONSISTENT from day to day. Is it that difficult?

One more thing: check your grammar - the phrase is "it's Kate Bosworth in a bikini so who cares?" "Who cares" is a question, not a statement.

Please make sure that when DamYell posts commentary it's written correctly. Leave the stupid stuff to the bloggers.

I suspect that this is what Tara Reid's doctor told her she would look like... lol

Don't care what anybody says, but I would love to bathe her, and douche her.

that 8th pic, the one with Kate and her friends' asses??? mmmmmmmmmm!!!

I wanna know who the goddess in the blue is.... she is where the story is.

not this fat bitch again! :(

Wedge1, I was thinking the same thing...WTC!!! Next he'll be saying how pretty Kirsten Dunst is

I love her in a bikini. She has the sexy "V" on her stomach too. How can you go wrong?

She is delusional!!!
Sofa king delusional.
Oh my GOD!!!!!

Jimbo, can I be the mother of your children?

Who is the blonde in the blue bikini? How about some pictures of her? perferably in the shower naked with a bar of soap

You could put Elmo in a bathing suit and he would look sexier.

#10 - Yesterday the Fish was saying that BEFORE, Gollum looked sexier and that NOW she looked good.

Personally, I think she could still eat a cake or two. Maybe she just wants her man back? :-/ Ew.

Good morning Danielle. I am glad to see you could join us this morning

What?

p0nk.

She's a respectable size.

This is a non-story.

Even Pee-pee Perez has better juice. But the posters there are grossly under-educated.

@24 Good morning Danielle. I am glad to see you could join us this morning

What's the schlong with Danielle, anyway? Such rotten tomatoes for such a prettily named lass.

I've no idea who this girl is but she's just another one that makes me feel slightly sick and very bored, what the fuck is modern femininity coming to ?? I'd go gay if I could learn to enjoy disco music or the taste of cum.

God, why do people walk around my workplace barefoot...

#29... here's a little secret. Nobody enjoys the taste of male ejaculate. And I mean NOBODY.

The lady in the blue bikini is Phoebe Frobischer. She is known for donating fat to lots of celebrity anorexics. She like to spend time with the recipients to see if her fat is going to a good home.

Oh Jimmy. I'd rather you be mean. This whole "nice" act is kinda creepy.

i love kate bosworth!!!! did anyone see 'rules of attraction'??? oh..my..WORD.... can anyone say sex appeal out the fucking ASS???!!! id spilt her shit so hard but i doubt i could even last 6 minutes with her. more like 4 seconds to be honest lol!!! seriously, shes fucking GOREGEOUS!!!!!! fuck. my dick just exploded

#34 - Quit the shit. You're a girl.

Men don't say "Oh... my... WORD!" Only Richard. And he is gay.

fergernauster

It is not an act

oh my word :-)

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Ugh, What happened?! She got so FAT! My god, Kate, you are a terrible person, and that fat is your punishment.

Your are a bad, unworthy, unloveable human blob.

Now go take some diet pills and throw up, the site of you is painful to me Jabba.

This is going to be an interesting day

Hey FRIST!!! How's it going??? You don't really want to have Jimbo's babies, do you? I mean, I checked out your mySpace profile and you're so damn cute, you could get anyone you want!!! ANYONE!!!

FRIST - Why are you using your real name?

#41 I know, I know... actually # 18 & 19 are comments I don't remember writing. Hey, maybe I was trolled!!!
But who would do that to me?

Whatever do you mean, Jimbo?

#40... if I may say so, you resemble a cross between Linda Blair and Carrie Fisher.

We only troll people we like:)

And yes you are damn cute.

We can't all be supermodels!!! You hurt my feelings, #45

Gosh, #45, that was mean, why do you hate Karifarrell?
I think she's pretty cool.

Awww, thanks, Jimbo...at least somebody thinks so!

FRIST, what's wrong with those two fine actresses? Consider my remark a compliment.

Ok, as long as it was a compliment, then thanks...er...I mean...hey, Karifarrell, thank fergernauster for the nice compliment!!!

Thank you fergernauster!!!

Linda Blair and Carrie Fisher were pretty cute in their prime. I just saw Linda Blair on TV and she is still looking good. Carrie is looking like and old Lesbo now

Nelly Furtado bothers me more every day. Who on earth told her she was all that? Girl has the thighs of a rhinoceros, but she WAS cute back at the very beginning. What the hell happened?

I cannot rest until the mystery is solved.

You're quite welcome.

What "meds" are you on?

I am starting a new website. It is called "Ian Ziering and Carrie Ann Inaba - EXPOSED".

Heh heh, you should see me after a couple bottles of tequila....I look like Linda Blair as Regan in Exorcist...my head spins and I projectile vomit

Yeah, she's hot, if you like 12 year olds. NEXT.

#56, the question is more "what meds aren't I on???"

Who doesn't like 12 year olds? Just as the flower is beginning to bloom....mmmmmmmm...yummy.

That's just nasty

Is there a new post yet?

Afraid not.

my troll is a sicko, big surprise there.

FRIST - I would love to see your head spin. turn you into a spinner!!:)

Hmmmmm.....a spinner, eh?
Wait, what does that even mean?

Ok, I'm bored, I'm going back to the Lindsay thread. I want to make fun of her some more

A spinner is a female that is on top and is spun around during sex. Do you want me to get more graphic?

Lunch time

Ok, Jimbo's gone, so let's talk about him behind his back. How many times a day do you think he beats off? I'm betting it's at least 3, and that's every single day - at wakeup, then early evening, then right before sleep. Depending on the privacy at work, he might slip in a coffee break rubout if he saw a girl in a tight skirt that day. In terms of his personal porn collection, I'm betting it's at least 200 DVDs, and a terabyte or so of jpegs and 10-second clips on his home computer.

schack, care to lend an expert opinion?

No, I'm a dullard.

Things turn personal in here when the posts are scant.

J'aime le mot "dullard"!

Aha ha ha ha ha!!! Must add to my ever-growing vocabulary arsenal.

I also like the first name "Crispin".

Je déteste votre visage

Vous êtes un grand dickwad.

Embrasser mon grand âne noir

Vous savez ce qui ? Bout de poulet.

When did we start speaking French here?

Now, now...I simply implied a porn addiction, not that he possesses a scant post.

LOL #82. 3 times a day is my minimum.

Va chier.

beep. bored.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia
If you aren't afraid for this infectious disease then you might like Kate Bosworth.

I miss her friend with the nice, fake cans ...

Hola!!

HELLO!

Frist: Are you and #61 the same person? Both of you have the same link to your My Space page.

(Yes, I am a bored. Thus, that is how I discovered this. Duh.)

Sorry to disappoint you biatcho. I don't have to take care of myself like you do.

@90 It is a good this your screen name is not Rocket Scientist

@92 Lucky for you, you weren't so honest in making your screen name Rotten McSmallpecker.

@92 Lucky for you, you weren't so honest in making your screen name Rotten McSmallpecker.

I wonder if it bothers her that her friends have hotter bodies.

my name is ruined... this is my official goodbye to y'all. new schack, i hope you carry on the legacy.

You so funny!!! Where do you come up with such witty come backs you stupid dumb fuck

I got so drunk on Sunday that I passed out and woke up at 7:45. I took a shower and got ready for work. Then I realized it was a little too dark outside. I found my cell phone and saw that it was 7:45 pm. So I had a few more hours to get drunk again before going to bed before waking up again and taking a shower and getting dressed and actually go to work. Is this normal?

By Schack we will miss you

Veggi - it is when you are 20

No. I'm 30 Jimbo.

#90 yep, I'm karifarrell. Ok, I gotta go to lunch (liquor store) now. I'll be back. Hope there's a new post when I get back. I finished my work for the day already :(

I wish Wil was your husband! I wish Wil was my husband!

I know how old you are. That is my point

Dude, that MILF in the bikini is SMOKING hot, screw Kate, she looks like a holocaust victim.

well it isn't a very good one.

Veggi - What ever makes you happy and if getting drunk and passing out on the floor is fun, then have a blast. I just seems that there is more to life than drinking your life into oblivion and dealing with the hangovers day after day

Oh, Dad.

Sorry

i'm pretty sure she got implants

real breast tissue should go all the way to the midline of the chest, even for small breasts. they also look tight, shiny and swollen. add to that the fact that they weren't that big even when she was at blue crush weight. you can't really grow breasts while losing body weight.

Who got implants? If she did, she should ask for her money back. Those are some crappy implants

why? you didn't even notice them, which means they're perfect, for someone as classy as kb.

For the love of all that's pretty, can we please have a
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NEW POST!!!

Care to join me for a drink Veggi

Schack - she has no boobs. If you are going to pay for implants at least go for a B you don't pay for A's

NEW POST...
NEW POST...
NEW POST...
NEW POST...

SF, you suck.

You just love em big....

And, yes, I am having drinks this evening in fact... or did you already know that? hmmm?

Lunch time! Whhhhhheeeeee!

if she got a B, then everyone would be talking about her implants right now. If you have small boobs to begin with, it's much better to keep them small, or you can see the ripples in the implant through the skin.

and implants cost like 5 grand, which is probably chump change to her. she probably just wanted the same old boobs, just a little fuller.

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Kate doesnt have them, but the broad in the blue bikini today and the leopard one yesterday def. does. My ex had them, the easiest way to tell is by the sideview, if there's too much curvature to the side, especially with the older ones, theyre fake

another easy way to tell is from the cleavage- when there are ribs and nothing on the sternum and then a sudden tumor-like swell, that's an implant, dtrock

Is that nipple I see sticking out?

and, 120, notice how she goes out of her way NOT to show us the side view of hers

I don't know about a nipple shot, but I think I see a camel-toe on the blue bikini.

I'm no authority on the matter, despite endless hours of training, but the photo of her standing next to the harlot in blue makes me think those are the boobs God gave her.

Them breasts is real. The spacing looks normal to me, and they are still smallish. The shape also looks natural....god, can we PLEASE have a new post already? I can't believe I'm commenting on such uninteresting boobs.

I'm back. What's new?

not a damn thing! booored!

FRIST - not a damn thing. We are now debating if Kate had a boob job and if the chick in the blue bikini is sporting a little camel-toe. the answer is no to both and there still is no fucking new post

geekologie.com has a cow kicking some guy in the face. mmm...cheeseburgers....

Hmmmmmm.....so, then want to hear a funny (sad) story?

sho.

Ok then, nevermind, bye

Ok, I'll tell it then, it'll take about 2 minutes to type, so be patient

*jeopardy music*

The guy who owns the office building sold it, to buy a bar. I've known him well, as long as I've worked here, he uses one of the offices. So, he put a pay or quit on my boss's desk this morning, since he's like 3 mos behind in rent. Today is payday. We have no money, so I may not get paid. The guy with the bar offered me a job as bartender, making 2 bucks more an hour than what I make now, plus tips. His office is right next to my boss's. Oh, AND the guy's a total alcoholic, so naturally he's totally buzzed this morning. So I hear him get on the phone with the guy he's buying that bar with, and says very loudly "Frist is gonna work for us. Her big tits are gonna make us a LOT of money!!" OMG!!!!! Do you think my boss heard that?

#86 - don't be a wuss. Make her keep her sunglasses on and pork away, pal.

LOL - that is awesome. From experience i can tell you, bartending is quite lucrative if ya gotta nice set of blouse bunnies.

Hmmm....well, let's hope. Cuz man, I'm in debt up to my eyeballs!!!

what kind of lawyer is your boss?!?! sue his non-payin ass!

Yeah, what 138 said. I know I always tip better if the bartender has a nice set of tits and isn't afraid to show them off. Flash of a lacy bra always helps too.

Lanky women make me sad in the saddle. Yuck. Am I wrong for thinking the other gal in the second row is by far the hottest one present?

I'd have to stand in line. He's got more suits against himself right now than he has clients!!!
It wasn't like this when I started here. Everything was good, there was in in the copier, coffee, cream and sugar, handsoap, 2 interns, etc. But along came the IRS, and the fact that apparently he forgot to pay taxes for a year...whoops

her boobs are not fake. all the men questioning this must not have seen enough boobs or have not checked out your girlfriends' bathing suits. Stop by Macy's swimwear section next time you're in the mall and check out the padding on some of those things.

You can come live with me FRIST

jim: i'm so lonely, so lonely, i have nobody to call my own.

I thought you were in love with some guy

I can't believe that 6 + hours has gone by and Fish can't put any NEW news up on the site.
GeeeZeus, Man!! Get with the program!

Yes it is getting pretty bad when were are debating if a bystander has camel-toe or not

Awwww, thanks Jimbo, but I like the circus tent I live in :)

Well I don't want you to end up on the street turning tricks for rent money

Frist, will your hours change?? I would take a bartending job in a second if I didn't have to work until 3am

My hours might be better! Like 10-6 pm.
I told him I can't work late because of my kid, so, yay!!!

But that would mean no hanging out with us!!!

Random question, what does WTC mean?

What? Oh, crap you're right. Screw it then! I'll just go on unenjoyment!!!

Well, wait, this laptop is portable, I'll just take you all with me.

It means What the CRAP!!!
Me and Jimbo made it up

Ah, no wonder I had no idea. Thanks!

You can become a welfare queen. If you do take this job, I will be forced to fly up there and visit you at the bar

WTC! is up with this site There has got to be some Paris or Britney shit going on

WTC!!! My boss just left without fucking paying me!!! DAMMIT!!!

I just came back from doing charityworks for orphans and i notice the Kate Bosworth thread is pretty populair.Does Kate Bosworth have supernatural powers or something?

Why yes, she can turn my cock into a glass cutter

Lord please how damn boring - NEXT!

I know!!! This is the same exact post as yesterday only opposite

Frist, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It makes no sense. No wonder your boss didn't pay you, you're an IDIOT

www.lost.eu/450a9

Grow her hair long and condition it, get her to eat (some steak and fruits and veggies) get her to actually exercise, get her a tan, get her a flattering sexy bikini and she’d be hot again.

But why bother, she’s a celebrity and celebrities will always be worthless losers. No makeover can fix that. Except renouncing your fame and becoming a decent human being. It’s never been done; it may not even be possible. Once you sell your soul, it’s sold.

Yep, I see camel toe too!

Definitely hit the fat friend,

Mmmmm.....beer

Oh, awesome! I don't have to comb those hundreds of other sites looking for a slightly above average blonde in a bikini to beat off to. All I was finding were pages of really sexy whores in different schoolgirl outfits, and secretary and police garb who were willing to fuck each other in front of me. So boring!
Thankfully, I can masturbate to something worthwhile now.
Kate Bosworth. In a bikini!
Now there's something you don't see every day...

Check out pic number 6 (the one from behind)... you would think that a diaper would hold up better.

#1, fuck you.

Who's that woman in the blue bikini?If that's her mother,she's an amazing body for an milf.

Ok, she's obviously invested in a more flattering (less flattening) halter top with *padding*. And brown seems less harsher than black.

But damn, Kate. 'Girl in blue bikini' (formerly 'girl in leopard print') to your right is STILL hotter than thou! And she must know it too, which is the funny part.

FORGET THIS CHICK...Brittney is the one to trash..some comeback...she sang old shit songs of hers,not new one's..maybe she should be finding new songs instead of walking around in trashy clothes..and the people there said,,she was pulling an Ashless Simpson..how fucking funny is that for a comeback,,no wonder u married K-fed..your talent is just like his...

Thanks Frist and Jimbo for keeping the superficial interesting until Fish gets his act together!

I've been looking at these pictures for 2 days now. Everytime I see pic #8, I gotta get up and go wack off. geez.. its starting to hurt.

She looks great. Filled out a little bit. She actully has a BODY not.

Body, now I mean.

#178,179 Trust your Freudian slip. Your first comment was right on. Sometimes our subconscious knows best.

The fact is she had a cute body in Blue Crush, which she says she was only able to get through a trainer. Fucking celebs can't do anything themselves; the only way they can wipe their own ass is with their publicist hand. She just needs to grow a brain and then work out instead of starving. It's a better way to look toned and plus you get the benefit of actually being able to consume food, which is good for things like; being alive, breathing and having a heart beat, you know, the fun stuff we often take for granted. Work out and eat healthy it's honestly not that fucking hard and compared to people who have serious illnesses they have no control over I find it hard to have sympathy for idiots who can't figure out the basics of get off your ass and eat something that wasn't made in a factory.

She was also really cute in Win a Date With Tad Hamilton, which was a horribly cheesy chick flic that most girls didn't even like, except that douche who's dating Fergie that many girls love tried to act in it… what's his nuts... Josh Duhamel or some shit(poor bastard has to wake up to Fergie).

Anyone who finds this hot is either a woman, gay, or a white boy with a small penis.

This ain't hot whatsoever. The bitch is still anorexic skinny and has no body whatsoever.

She looks really good to me.. i'd bang her

AY CARUMBA! She needs to put on about 20 lbs and she would look great. She looked really good in the surfing movie. I don't think she was a right "fit" for Superman Returns, though I was rooting for Courtney Cox, she would've been a better scatter brain, because this blondie is a little too sexy as Lois Lane.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

I'd cum on that ass.