May 10 2007Jessica Simpson gets into the wrong car

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Yeah, but she still looks fly...

EMBARRESING!!!!

to be fair, all the black ones do look alike.

She doesn't know what tuna is. Of course she wouldn't know what car is hers.

Don't use your mouthwash around open flames.

This happened to someone else a while back. Does anyone remember who it was?

--NEWS FLASH--

A previously undiscovered brain cell was found in Jessie head. This brain cell has the ability to function in the vacuum of space. And, if only slightly, her brain has managed to function with only a single cell.

I watched the footage. I wonder what it's like to walk outside and have people keep telling you you're beautiful. Strangers. Taking your picture. Calling your name. Telling you to look at them. Saying Beautiful over and over...

Must be pretty fucking annoying!

It's not that bad.

OK this is lame. HER Stupid assistant opened the door of the wrong car. I'd probably do the same thing with all those camera flashing in front of you.

It's not really her fault. Growing up, they never knew who was going to get into which bed. They only knew they were going to cry during the ride.

She's a stupid whore who smells like piss and calls uses the pseudonym "N!k! Jacob.

Just think of it, that car owner will take about this for years :LOL

You people are idiots. Then again this is the superficial regulars. Watch the footage again.

I heard that she and Ashley share joint custody of a brain. This must have happened on a day that Ashley had it.

Celebs ride in rental cars all the time. If your assistant tells you this is your car, you'd probably make the same mistake. You people are stupider than her.

Just think of it, that car owner will be talking about this for years... :LOL

FRIST! I remember that, too....and I actually think it might have been Jessica that time as well.

If not, at least we can rest assured that she WILL do it again.

Hey Jessica can get in my car anytime. I will backseat her literally. Put my cock in her backseat in the backseat.

She can get into my car if she wants, but, she'll be walking bow legged when she get's out.

FRIST - to answer your question from the last post. It was at home. I went to work late today.

No 17, apparentently YOU'RE stupider cause that's not an actual word.

LOL you retards actually read other posts.

Jessica maybe a 'tard but she's still hotter than Melanie Griffith... and thats saying alot because Mel is super duper smokin' hot today.

What !? - we have to watch Canadian beer commercials now ?
Let the invasion begin !
(But we need some Sleeman beer ads - better brew)

How many people here are overweight?

--24
Apparently you do too.

#3 "EMBARRESING!!!!" my favorite post. LOL

Gah, those fucking Canadians. Yeesh.

And dose.ca sounds like a site full of viruses, and Trojans (tm)

#16 LOL however it would probably have happened if she had been in possession of the brain that day anyway

How many of you are the stereotypical obese caucasian?

#27, what's it to you???

"I wouldn't be surprised if all the furniture in her home has mouth-sized holes in them because Jessica Simpson can't figure out what food is."

considering she's gained 20 pounds in the past year I'd say she knows what food is

#20 Are you the most sex deprived person in the whole world? Does it even matter if what you're looking at is male, female, animale? I get the impression that you will fuck absolutely anything.

Why do Canadians and Brits come to the U.S. to work?

the weather

lamebananas: get off your mom's computer, you stupid little cunt.

And what is with them living in igloos and eating seal meat? Fucking hockey-playing, beaver-wearing, eh-saying idiots.

"she even tries to defend herself by saying that's the car that's been driving her around all day"

Well that sure doesn't add up! The first car she tries to get into is an SUV but notice the correct car she gets into is a fucking LIMO.
2 + 2 equals 7 in Jessica land.

don't even get me started on curling, for chrissakes.

Well some of us actually prefer beaver eating, but maybe it's just me.

Mrs. T do you kiss Mr. T with that mouth? I like it when you talk dirty!!

mmmmm.... beaver......

No Binky I prefer eating beaver too. Lot of beaver!!!

Mr. T is one of my mouth's longtime fans.

You are such a tease Mrs T

#41 I think in Jessica "The Monkey" Simpson's case 2 + 2 = jello. I'm pretty sure Chris Rock's joke applies here anyway.

Ok she's about as dumb as a bag of bricks - but her assistant opened the fucking door and helped her into it. Is this the same assistant that dragged ScarJo down the SNL stairs? Where do I get a job like that?

P.S. #37, we do? I spent 2 years living in the U.S. and I don't remember working a damn day - unless you call sitting on the couch baked off your ass watching Mama's Family at 6am "work".

I'm really not. Now, back in the day, Krisdylee (LadyJane?) and Zanna would have had you weeping tears of horniness. By the time they were finsihed laying it down, men (and quite a few women) would be begging for more, pleading for email addresses, photos, hair samples....anything just to continue the fantasy a wee bit longer.

Any teasing I do is accidental-I am missing the flirt chromosome, kind of like how K-Fed has an extra Y.

What a dumb muff.

I am perving for you Mrs T

Well then, keep on pervin! Have a great evening. I am leaving to (of course) play outside with my kids now that the big ones are home.

Have fun with the kiddies

jim, i read an article today about the discovery of a neurochemical that induces feelings of intense sexual attraction in women. you appear to have the antidote.

Schack go suck the jiz out of your flappy cunt and then call your dog back in to fuck you like he did this morning

THANK YOU JILLIA!!!! How the fcuk does someone confuse an Escalade with a stretch limo? And then swear black & blue that she's been driven around all day in the Escalade! DUUMMBB!

I have to wonder. Who the fuck is still inviting her to these events. I'm guessing it's a little clique of celebutard loving homosexuals who are working as coordinators and society advisers for these organizations, the fucking faggots.

I'd love for her and Britney Spears to get caught on film doing some celebrity muff diving.

They could each claim the other was actually a man and they had been fucking him all day. And then they could start fighting each other over it... bare knuckle.

No... it doesn't take much to amuse me.

Nice boobs. Dumb. Lively combo.

To be fair, her handlers opened the door for her. I am sure if they told her to juggle chainsaws, while standing on a pyramid of live baby seals, and singing "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life" she would probably be cool with it.

This is Jessica Simpson we are talking about. I would have been surprised if she got into the right car.

I was wondering whatever happened to Aaron Carter. It's all becoming clear now.

You dudes can't possibly be serious about all the negativity. Jessica is young, dumb, stacked, fully broken in, and apparently quite willing to engage in just about any type of sex act. So what if she's got the tranny thing going on? You've never let a girl slide a finger up your ass while she's sucking or stroking you? Is it really such a big step for "her" to slip her lil' trannycock up there? You know it isn't, and you know you want it. It all started with that first finger. Talk about a slippery slope...

Troll?

13 Squizz - OK, we get it. The only comment you're capable of making is that the subject of the thread "smells like piss." It's your only comment.

We can save you time! There's really no need to post "so-and-so smells like piss" ever again; From now on, we'll all just assume you think all thread subjects reek of urine, therefore saving you the trouble of logging in to retype it.

We're good peeps like that =)

On an unrelated side note - Will they EVER take down that stupid "Take the RealAge test" ad down? That's one seriously ugly woman. It's depressing to look at every day.

It's like looking at Melanie Griffith's saggy, grey, wrinkled labia majora all day.

I bet that real age test chick smells like piss

It's like looking at Melanie Griffith's saggy, grey, wrinkled labia majora all day - and smelling piss.

one's a SUV and the other is a limo.

it appears very few of you actually listened to the video.

that SUV had been driving her around all day, but a change was made and now the limo was supposed to take her around in the evening.

What a stupid bitch. Yeah jessica an Escalade and a limo look a lot alike.

I love beautiful women. Unfortunately Jessica isn't one of them. Man-faced, saggy-tittied, cement-head. Paparazzi must be desperate.

now that shez with the old man
shez got old=timerz

Who the hell cares! How is this a story? Like that's never happened to me.

on a unrelated related upsidedown note....I like getting stoned and watch that broad grow old.......ffffftttttttttt......dude

That paparazzi dude saying she's beautiful is the biggest desperate tool ever.

She's looking more and more like Jessica Rabbit everyday.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Jessica_rabbit.jpg

Bill Clinton=king of the world....

Okay, I hate to say this, but I can't blame her for this. I mean, it's not like she rides everywhere in the same car, and it's not like she was heading to it by herself -- she was being led there.

Hell, those of us who do often head for the wrong car. Especially AFTER something big.

in her defense that dusche-bag she's with did open the door of the wrong car for her.

That's funny. She got an attitude about it too.

I bet with all the stress of having people in her face, and with camera flashes going off and people screaming at her, she'd probably couldn't tell what car she was in, she just wanted to get away.

how she gets taken seriously is still a mystery to me. she has no talent (yeah, as sucky as her songs are, i bet it really isn't even her singing, the dumb ho probably can't even carry a tune)and she really looks like a tranny. her body is called 'hourglass'??? i don't think so, it's more like a rectangle with fake boobs..she is gross, untalented and her 'dumb' act is not in the least funny or entertaining. she is by far my least favorite 'celebrity'

how she gets taken seriously is still a mystery to me. she has no talent (yeah, as sucky as her songs are, i bet it really isn't even her singing, the dumb ho probably can't even carry a tune)and she really looks like a tranny. her body is called 'hourglass'??? i don't think so, it's more like a rectangle with fake boobs..she is gross, untalented and her 'dumb' act is not in the least funny or entertaining. she is by far my least favorite 'celebrity'