Pacific Coast NewsJessica Alba had a photoshoot in Malibu last Friday and was spotted on the beach in a bikini and wet t-shirt. Which automatically makes this the best photoshoot ever. Well, except for any other photoshoot featuring me. Poets have died trying to describe my eyes.
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Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2007 12:58 PM
FRIST!!!
2. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2007 12:59 PM
Slow day in internet world, I'd say
3. Bern - May 14, 2007 1:15 PM
Even my site has more comments and all I do is post pictures of comically large breasts and ramble ... seems odd.
4. chaunceygardner - May 14, 2007 1:19 PM
Jessica Alba is just another dumb cunt who got lucky. When her youth goes, she's totally fucked. I'll be waiting.
5. Bugman4045 - May 14, 2007 1:25 PM
Pic 1: Lucky sand grains
6. Bugman4045 - May 14, 2007 1:30 PM
Pic 1: Lucky sand grains
7. Alllegiononflegit - May 14, 2007 1:35 PM
so hard to type with 1 hand.
8. Captain America - May 14, 2007 1:49 PM
So hard to type with both feet.
9. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2007 1:58 PM
I think I'm dead. Someone call me and prove me wrong.
10. lambman - May 14, 2007 4:00 PM
She is just so boring, I just can't role my eyes hard enough.
11. flavio - May 14, 2007 4:06 PM
oh god oh god oh god
12. Bill Clinton - May 14, 2007 5:05 PM
Hot chic, piss poor pics. Yawn.
13. dumbphuck - May 14, 2007 5:52 PM
wow. simply fucking wow.
14. blondie - May 14, 2007 7:15 PM
YIKES! SHE'S SUCH A DOG. woof woof. So totally kidding! My husband will love these pics...whatta cutie.
15. Sheva - May 14, 2007 9:15 PM
Boring no. It's a lovely day. You want boring? Go to a Mandy Moore fansite.
16. F-Sucker - May 15, 2007 9:41 AM
Very tasty looking.
Want to touch the heiny..........
17. captain obvious - May 15, 2007 10:06 AM
she is so overated imo. yes, she has a nice figure and decent face. But i have hispanic friends that look better than that. she just looks like an average hispanic girl who could be working down at the local walmart or something. and the personality and charm seems to be seriously lacking.
18. hmph - May 15, 2007 10:09 AM
'Course you'll be waiting Chauncey, you're a fucking loser with nothing better to do.
19. bellasera - May 15, 2007 10:15 AM
wow bitch is totally posing. what an attention whore.
20. The_Squizz - May 15, 2007 10:19 AM
Man, I'd lick her asshole after she's taken an enima induced dump.
21. john J - May 15, 2007 10:47 AM
"bitch is totally posing".... Unless I'm totally mistaken....people tend to do that on photoshoots! ..numbnuts.
22. dr.kevinpothead - May 15, 2007 10:52 AM
Posted by chaunceygardner on May 14, 2007 1:19 PM
Jessica Alba is just another dumb cunt who got lucky. When her youth goes, she's totally fucked. I'll be waiting.
by bellasera on May 15, 2007 10:15 AM
wow bitch is totally posing. what an attention whore.
^ ^ ^ ^ amen to that
sorry i cant stand it this chick, she thinks she shits ice cream with gold nuggets and i bet she thought if she farted in a jar it would sell for millions on Ebay LOL
overrated overrated overrated overrated overrated overratedoverrated overrated overrated overrated.......NOT pretty,
and quite honestly, a complete joke. her voice reminds me of oneof those annoying yappy dogs and she cant act her way out of a paper bag.
and NO i am NOT a doctor, i just work in my father's office. sorry to dissapoint all the alba worshippers but i agree with chaunceygardener and bellasera on this one.
just because i or anyone else do not find her attractive that does NOT mean that they are "gay, jealous, fat, ugly, blind, or stupid"!!! this is AMERICA, we ALL have our own opinions!!!!!
23. krazihottkelli - May 15, 2007 10:52 AM
can't seem to find my arc
enemies,eveyone is M.I.A.
keep missing, stupid bitchez
Plowz a faluwloope...haha..
24. dr.kevinpothead - May 15, 2007 10:55 AM
Posted by captain obvious on May 15, 2007 10:06 AM
she is so overated imo. yes, she has a nice figure and decent face. But i have hispanic friends that look better than that. she just looks like an average hispanic girl who could be working down at the local walmart or something. and the personality and charm seems to be seriously lacking.
^ ^ THANK you!
25. Stoned Bored - May 15, 2007 11:02 AM
I'd do whatever she wanted.
26. Nathan Sherer - May 15, 2007 11:08 AM
She looked better when she was on Dark Angel. She's too skinny now.
27. <3Allison - May 15, 2007 11:26 AM
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE SANDY VAGINA!!
28. Jay - May 15, 2007 12:26 PM
I seem to remember her looking better.
29. Josh - May 15, 2007 12:33 PM
She has too much cellulite. Fucking
gross.
30. captain obvious - May 15, 2007 1:04 PM
Posted by dr.kevinpothead on May 15, 2007 10:55 AM
...No, no, no...Thank you kevinpothead! Glad to see someone else point out the obvious besides me, captain obvious, haha ;0
31. The superfish guy is on coke - May 15, 2007 2:58 PM
Seriously, you need to get your fucking head examined if you are a heterosexual male and claim you do not find this girl attractive. Annoying? Yes! Can't act? Most definately! Unfuckable? Not even if I was Brad Pitt and I was the last man on earth and I had to repopulate the earth and had just fucked 1000 women in a row, all tens. Some people have no taste.
32. whattacunt - May 15, 2007 4:44 PM
snoresville!
33. dr.kevinpothead - May 15, 2007 5:18 PM
Posted by whattacunt on May 15, 2007 4:44 PM
snoresville!
^ ^ ^ amen to that
no taste huh? like i said, to each his/her own!!!!! everyone has their opinions and mine, of her is this : she fucking SUCKS and NOT in the GOOD way! talentless, uber-overrated chick with hammer feet as big as chewbacca's. whatever, ill say it again, i do NOT find her ONE BIT attractive
34. Jess - May 15, 2007 5:26 PM
Captain Obvious, I totally agree. I see hotter hispanic chicks waiting at the bus stop.
35. footmaster - May 16, 2007 12:13 AM
why don't hot girls just give us what we need.....like some f'in solitude
36. hollow - May 16, 2007 2:30 AM
she's not overrated in fact, i think she's underrated.
she's so hottttttt
37. Dutch - May 16, 2007 9:23 AM
i would stick my tongue 11 inches up this chicks ass and tell you what she ate for breakfast... circa 1987.
38. krazihottkelli - May 16, 2007 10:43 AM
#37= please spare us
your detailz.......
39. knowitall - May 17, 2007 1:41 PM
Ass? What ass? Where? You all are too easy to please, this girl has NO ASS.
40. Forbidden - May 18, 2007 4:59 PM
Her flat ass and cellulite keep getting worse and worse.
Do any of you people honestly think she's hot? I doubt so. Unless you're incredibly desperate losers. Man, look at that waist, it's as wide as her hips. Flat saggy ass with cellulite, flat chest. 0 curves. Face ok, not ugly, not pretty. Average chick. Hot? NOT AT ALL. Overrated? EXTREMELY.
41. Fudge packer - June 9, 2007 11:28 AM
She has a perfect ass. I'd love to spread that ass explode with cum up her shitter. Next time she farts her panties are gonna be wet with cum.
42. Fudge packer - June 9, 2007 11:28 AM
She has a perfect ass. I'd love to spread that ass explode with cum up her shitter. Next time she farts her panties are gonna be wet with cum.
43. Fudge packer - June 9, 2007 11:30 AM
Look at that mmm she's got a fuckable butt.
44. jose - June 18, 2007 2:27 PM
she is a bitch she thinks she is american but she is a hispanic inside and outside her skin.... (brown bicth)
45. amos - February 11, 2008 11:49 AM
she looks fine and hot breathe taking also to make man get cockstand off her.
46. jon - March 11, 2008 8:27 PM
i wish i could grab that butt