May 16 2007Charlize Theron is kind of stupid

Who's the fucking pirate?

She's not stupid, this site is. Which makes me pretty fucking lame for visiting it everyday!

In my humble opinion, Charlize (or Char as I call her when I wake her up for breakfast) could do pretty much anything and be ok by me.

she's hot = D

Why is she about to kiss that homeless man?

Ahhh, an Arrested Development reference, once again you impress me more and more Superficial!

Maybe she dropped her ear ring or something! LOL...

Is that Gene Simmons? Whoever it is sure looks greasy.

Who the hell is the dude??? She kisses him and bites him? Yech!!! Maybe these are photos for a promotion?!?!?! Maybe this guy is one of those characters that stand out in front of places to get people to go in the business... Geezzz....he's grose!!!

She was only being polite to the other customers. On the way to the restaurant she got a truly monstrous gas attack, and she putt-putted up & down the sidewalk before going in. She used the homeless guy to mask the smell. Beautiful AND smart.

oh and the stupid pirate guy is JOHN GALIANO!!! Fashion designer for Givenchy and Dior!! hello?

Oh, she did not bite him. It looked like it in the thumb nail picture #6 until I expanded it. Any way....stil sickening...me thinks she can do muuuuccchh better!!!

The "pirate" is John Galliano, the designer for Dior.

#11--- If you could see the way I dress, you would know why I don't know JOHN GALIANO. Besides......he needs some fashion advice, I'd say...why do designers always dress the worst?

Maybe she had to pee and she was trying to walk it off...

Why the hell do the ugly guys always get to hang out with these bitches??

Charlize can be very hot, but after that serial killer movie and some of the hideous off-time photos of some of the other famous slits who are supposed to be hot, I can't trust her. That said, I'd still rocket in her mouth.

He kinda looks like Jack Sparrow to me, but he´s been pulling that look for years now. And why do fashion designers dress the worst? No idea... not like it matters anyway. LOL

She is from South Africa...her mother shot her father to death in front of her...there is some question as to the circumstances, as the Dad's brother has the Dad's leather jacket and the bullet holes are in the BACK - I saw this in the National Enquirer so it must be true...

What the fuck is she standing next to?

I want to be a pirate too...

Pirates don't have to mow their lawns

Beauty and the Beast.

She has the face of a classic beauty, but she is a bit strange and her figure is too. Can't quite put my finger on it. And her face doesn't quite fit her persona;she seems a bit rough around the edges. Now, abt that nasty little pirate...whats the deal w/ him (I don't recall her being in one of the pirates of the caribbean franchises) and why does it look like she's abt to french him?!! eeeww! I thought she was w/ that hottie Stuart Townsend??!

I'm

too sexy for a brain

too sexy for a brain ...

I'm not sure, but I think the gay pirate is someone I gave a beating to a couple of years ago.

As for Charlize....
zip
ploink
splat

aaahhhh

Beware of the milky pirate!!

pirates dont have yards, silly wench.

She is walking for John Galliano...the current and amazing (albeit quirky, but wtf? all male designers are a little "different"....) designer for Christian Dior. She is gorgeous and far hotter than most "models" & you I'm sure. He is gay and obviously her friend. They are having fun. CERTAINLY you have SOMETHING more interesting to talk about or show us. PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ...

What does "For British eyes only!" mean? Racist fuck.

This pic of him explains his fall '07 show. The models were zombie-flapper-pirates. Sexy!

But, yes, he is a genius.

Is that Cheech...or Chong? Pretty sure it's Cheech...

Since when is "British" a race, Doc?

Yeah, what does "for British eyes only" mean?

#29 - "For British eyes only" is a reference to a series of episodes in the 3rd season of Arrested Development in which Charlize Theron guest starred as a learning disabled girl that Michael, the main character dated.

Racist? Seriously?

To comment 29: "For British Eyes Only" is a reference to her stint on Arrested Development. She played a “mentally retarded female.” Perhaps she wasn’t acting...

Fuck this african ho' and hey, I'm not sayin'I wouldn't go fishing with her, I'm just saying that If she gets in front of me, I'm going anal on her.

How does impulsive behaviour equal stupid? I've seen interviews where she is really coherent, charming and genuinely interesting. HAVING HARMLESS FUN ISN'T THE SAME AS BEING STUPID.

She may be stupid, but she's absolutely beautiful.

huhuhu I'm sorry but this pirate is not a "nobody" it's John Galiano very famous fashion designer !!! It's the fashion designer of Dior... does this name ring any bell to you ? I'm glad for Charlie if she can make out with him...

John Galliano is totally Homo so this is just so stupid and posed. She's very pretty, in South Africa Theron is pronounced Teron too not THeron like Americans say it!

WTC !!!! I have been locked out for two days!!!

Sorry, but it wouldn't be proper for the forum if I didn't call her...a whore.

A soft, milky, fuckable whore...

wow-- I'm really hoping there's some sort of logical reason why she was catwalking... like, testing to see how drunk she was by walking in a line over and over again?
Sure, that's sane enough for me.

@43 I agree 100% She is someone that you could lick until the bowl was dry

11, hello? sorry my life doesn't revolve around when the next issue of Vogue hits news stands. who the eff cares who this guy is!

People say "fashion designer" like that's supposed to mean something to most of us. Most designers throw a bunch of overpriced, ugly-ass clothes on stick figures and the rest of us are supposed to feel blessed by their greatness. Those homos are the reason (partly) why everybody this year looks like they're wearing shit from the Goodwill store from 1977. Big dresses with no waist, knee-length blouses with no waist, gigantic wedges that make your feet look like they belong on a Clydesdale, horizontal-striped sweaters, leggings... Help me, Jebus. I don't care if he designs clothes for God, that vest-thing he's wearing and that hair are both fugly and he should lose his designer license. Isn't there something somebody can do? Report him to the Fashion Institute or whatever? Have Stacey and Clinton stage an intervention?

I couldn't agree more #47. There is no such thing as a fashion genius. There are only sheep who follow around these people paying ridiculous amounts of money for shit they recycle from 20 years ago. Fashion is a joke, and everyone involved in the industry is self absorbed, self important, and could not live further from reality. I have a great accessory for all you fashion minded fuckfaces. It's called a bullet. You can wear it through your temple, pierce it through your mouth and out the back of your skull, or simply stick it under your chin and make a fountain out the top of your head.

Trust me, it's the only positive influence you will ever have on our society.

She isnt that pretty. All they did with her character in Monster was take off her makeup.

Very nice on the AD reference!

She'll always be Rita to me, lol. I had to sing "For British Eyes Only" as soon as I read it.

She's hot, fun and knows how to get down! She smoke dope and parties like (and with) rockstars. If she wants to walk around for five minutes, let her!

She's also amazingly talented as an actress, evident in Monster, Devil's Advocate, North Country. And she did a season of Arrested Development.

She's about the all around best female celebrity out there!

Mr. F!

Nice Arrested Development reference! Love, love, love this site. Long time reader, first time commenter.

I figured an AD reference warranted my response.

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# 46, Mine doesn´t either, but I know him cause I like to watch E! and he´s on it every now and then.

You don´t need to be a fashion addict to do that now do you? Just like stuff like this, same as you... otherwise why would you be reading a blog like this? huh?

47 - thank you. You don't have to be a genius to know what the next "fashion forward" ideas will be, just think back to what was popular a little bit ahead of where the current trends came from, I guess they can get credit for updating the originals. I'm a fan of Project Runway but for Gawd's sake I wish they would stop acting like they are curing cancer or something. All of these celebrity pop-culture types have to seriously get a grip on reality.
And by the way - walking up and down an imaginary catwalk FOR FIVE MINUTES is precisely the kind of "funny" joke a stoner would find hilarious. Could all of Charlize's PR people now stop trolling the gossip sites trying to manage this story? Thank you.

Four words: Who The Fuck Cares?

I could give a shit less how stupid she is. All she needs to know is how to get her panties off, how to make me breakfast, and how to get the fuck out of my house in the morning.

Stupid americans burrito eaters the pirate is John Galiano, go bomb iran its the only thing you do it well stupids red necks..

NOTAPUSSY!

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni.

CHORUS:
Yankee Doodle, keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy.

Why are you so awesome?! I am addicted to your site but when I just saw the Arrested Development reference, I realized how much you truly rock! Maybe she really is MR F.

oh my for british eyes only.... i just peed myself. best episode ever.

Dude I wish more people understood the "For British Eyes only" reference... Arrested Development is a brilliant show... or was... the ones who didn't understand and simply shouted back with "Racist!" (which is bizarre) are fucking stupid.

An AD reference? I knew you were cool!

I spy a former mayor named Gailiano who wants to bomb Theran (Teran) if he becomes president. They say he's retarded, his development is arrested. He helps others steal money, sells opium that kills people, like a pirate.

'tis what I hear mate.

You can go back to walking the plank now.

Man, that makes me miss Arrested Development.

I just woke up from a nap. How long was I asleep? Is it Halloween already?

This bitch is almost as worthless as Angelina Jolie. But, at least she is slightly better looking than that skeletor jolie.

Ugh!

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Scotland yard is
announcing his
new boy=toy for
this month.....
and hiz name iz

drumrole:
Marcos Glez

now u both can go fuck each other
in scotlandzfuckinyard, bitchez

American doesn't suck, u do
and leave Iran outta it....

55, by your comment of "hello?" you implied that it should be obvious to everyone. is that not what you meant?

sorry, i don't watch E! I don't have time for that at home. Only at work do I have time to slack off.

no small dicks here for me
to suck, I must go to England
for my boys.

She is no better than the party girls. She just hides it better.

She'll be a crackslut on the streets soon enough.

thats NOT a pirate dumb fuck. thats John Galliano. i dont even know why i go on this site. PEREZ would have known who that was. hes one of the most AMAZING & TALENTED designers of all time.

love the AD reference. drop it like its hot!

The man is John Galliano who designs for Dior as well as his own line. I'm sure she was catwalking to try to convince him that she should model for one of his shows and I have no idea why I feel the need to defend Charlize Theron right now but there's the facts kids!

"make out with a pirate" LOL
The pirate is John Galliano!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Galliano

Is it a law now that no one reads previous posts? How else to explain why approximately 356 of the 76 posters have indignantly pointed out that the "pirate" is some guy named John Galliano, to whom we should all be thankful for inhabiting the same planet and gracing us with this "style."

oh my god you guys are just idiots.
that 'pirate' is John Galliano. FASHION GOD. HELLO?!

arrested development...MR F
=] nice

Please! You should contrast your information.Don't you recognized John Galliano?, Are you reporters? Who is stupid?

Hahaha - You're all just finding out now that Charlize is dumb. You see internet users, Charlize is a native Afrikaans speaker or boeremeisie as she would be called had she not left South Africa and started speaking with a fake American acent.

Afrikaans speaking people are renown for being stupid, backwater hicks..much like American hillbilly's! They are racists and hate anyone not white and are also dealing (unsuccessfully) with the fact that they no longer rule South Africa.

These people eating bolting, drink Brandy and Coke, beat their wives and then sit in the front row at church while worshiping Jesus Christ!

These 'Dutchman' as they are called are utterly stupid and brainless and the only things they're good for is playing rugby and being racist! They can only do physical things...Intellectual things boggles their archaic, prehistoric minds.