May 16 2007Britney Spears is mean to her mom

wow.
those pictures with the pylon..

Fat is the new black.

Moooo. She starting to push Maximum Density.

Damn, looks like a fucking hooker. I can dress better than this cunt.

That look is perfect if her comeback video an 80s jazzercize tape. If we're lucky, Paula Abdul's choreographing it.

She looks like a cheap whore touting for business, except that revolting get up was probably very expensive. Hideous Vile Hag.

Here I sit, all brokenhearted.
Tried try shit, but only farted.

peep. she looks like she smells.

more cowbell?

I've got the fevah...

The nerve of her mom, to express concern. What a bitch.

Britney's a hard-working single mother now herself, so she doesn't have time to visit her own mother in the hospital. Working on your stripper routine and your lip-synching really takes up a lot of time and effort. And selecting your batshit crazy outfits to be photographed in every day. The hat shopping alone must consume hours every week. That Britney is such a trouper... I hope the Nobel committee is paying attention.

WHY does she even keep trying?
NO ONE likes her, and NO ONE wants to pay to see her lip-synch!

Well, her mom's probably the one who whored her out and gave her mental fuck-job in the first place, so it probably serves her right. Not that Britney Spears understands any of that.

Something just moved in my pants.

It is amazing how an outfit that so offends the brain can so excite EVERYTHING else.

Those fishnets must stink.
You know she doesn't wash them.

Can you IMAGINE what those fishnets smell like. Good HELL.

**vomits in garbage can next to desk**

Baby Got Ass

Her Mom should throw a party.

dude wtf. she was bordering svelte not too long ago and in a matter of weeks she ballooned back up to lard thighs.

Yeah, her mom is such a horrible person for convincing her to get her life back on track.

I wouldn't blame her, she should have started hating on her mom a long time ago considering they way she whored young Britney out for fame & fortune. But on the other hand, not so sure these rumors are 100% true; didn't those papers also report something abt Britney blowing her mom off on her bday too? But I thought there were pics posted here on thesuperficial of Brit in some hideous outfit going to dinner for her mom's bday. I could be mistaken. All in all, its time to retire the sexed up image Brit, you's a has been! And have alittle respect for yourself, at least for your children's sake, by not dressing like a street walker. I pray she doesn't have a comeback, she is so unworthy of it. I think I would have more respect for her if she didn't wear wigs and stood proud. Its not like we don't already know...

She looks like someone who spends her afternoons and evenings soliciting "dates" under am overpass.

p.s. Bern, new boob shot is way better. Chocolate Lovin'!

Things to bring on a date with Clitney:

1. condoms

2. 800cc's of penicillin

3. 80oz can of bowling alley strength shoe deodorizer (I can't stress that one enough people)

Does the stupid bitch only have one pair of fishnet hose? These are the same ones we have been watching the holes get bigger and bigger each week. Pretty soon the holes with be as big as her twat

I love you Brit, but Jack Sparrow wants his boots back!

#22 - Thanks. I try to keep the boobs on my blog fresh ... and sometimes black.

@13, Poder-- maybe you should get the checked out.

whateves. Britney is so totally ahead of us in style once again. Calling your mother is like, sooo 5 minutes ago.

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Um...it was her MOM that forced her to get Feder-swine to sign the pre-nup. Brittney didn't want him to have to sign one. She should kiss her mom's ass for that or she would have lost a HUGE amount of money in her divorce.

Somebody get that girl a bra!!!!!!!!! Her tits look like cow udders and it's so gross! What's the MATTER with her???

@26 Nice boobs Bern

You know what is truly sad...

She actually thinks that anyone will care that she dresses "hot" or that she will have a comeback....

Reality check Ho... You sold because you had a 18 year rack and tight abs... Two babies, a mile of cocaine and one Kfed later and you are all used up Skankster....

Cannot wait to see the fall....

She needs to be about a foot taller to fit into those monstrous thighs. They'll be chafing together in 10 years or so.

she makes baby jesus cry...and turn a little of the gay

Brit was over weight, bloated, drugged out and had been passing out in clubs on a regular basis before rehab. Shaving her head and attacking cars.

Since rehab she's lost 20 pounds, started working again and is finally spending time with her kids.

It's insane that she still thinks it was the wrong decision.

Fuck, her fat is coming out of the holes on her fishnets like volcanoes

I'd really LOVE to sniff those fishnets while jacking-off into her pretty panties.

hahaha #29.

what's with those massive fucking thighs? jesus christ.

All of Brit's mom's actions have been designed to protect her daughter...as a form of equity. So let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

It almost seems like the holes in her fishnets are her STDs trying to eat their way out of her cooch.

...i love how her fat bulges out of the holes of her fishnets

now those... are thunder thighs.

She's got dem thunder thighs!

Oops, you beat me to it!

Who keeps linking to my page over here and WHY???

@38 You have a dick? I know Texas Tranny does, but he keeps his tucked between his butt cheeks

@45 You know I do, so I look all girlish. :-)

Oh Fuck! I just remembered the dream I had last night with Britney in it. She was explaining that she rips each new pair she gets because it gives it a funky look. Something is seriously wrong with me if I'm having dreams about this wackjob. That or I spend too much time at the Superficial....hehehe.

I saw this on TrailerparC.com...the video that is http://trailerparc.com/celebrity_videos.html

Here is a hilarious parody of a Britney video from MadTv...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UKR2cfW1E7A

@46 doesn't that hurt? I hate it when mine bangs off my knee cap

@#38 Anyone will willingly hoes out her daughter (think Dina Lohan) is not looking out for the best interest of her child. Duh.

And what's with the dick sucking reference?

@51 I guess Jules likes sucking them.

Jeez, nobody else gets drunk??? I've fucked much worse and I bet most guys here have too. Not sober, of course, but a lot of guys I know (me included) go for the legitimately hot girls early in the night and then slide into the gutter with cute-fatbody or ugly-goodbody as last call approaches. After one of those nights, we'd be happy to wake up next to something that looked like Britney. We'd still go out the window, but for once not with our hair standing on end.

#10 "batshit crazy" tee hee! I'm gonna remember that one!

@50 LOL, not if you do it right.

Um, ok, im a dancer, and NO ONE wear fishnets to class.

I pity all the people who have to take class with her everyday as she parades around in those tattered rags.

53 So...will you be drinking this weekend? I need servicing, just tell me where you'll be. You can't miss me, I'm cute-goodbody, but that's after I've had 9 or 10 drinks.

I think that Britney spears body is nice! I think that What Britney meant, by her mother betrading her is that, Her mother didn't believe in her as a person, that she can kick this habit that she had!, and by that she felt betrayed! I think that the pap, stalk her all the time, I think that she can make a come back, and that all of you are jealous of her! GO AHEAD< SING A SONG!

#58, Fifi: Dammit, learn spelling and punctuation! Fucking kids!

Man...I feel quite sure nobody at this site is jealous of Britney....
What makes you think we all don't have scads and scads of money??? Our poor grammer? lol!

Goddamn it, why doesn't she just get to the point and buy a giant shirt that says "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

What a washed-up piece of used jet trash.

Whore.

Fifi - are you off your French rocker?

She can make a come back. When I say "Hey, Brit, be sure to get the right kind of beer. And be sure to come back with my change, bitch!"

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

PLAY BALL!

somewhere, anna nicole smith is laughing at her.

She got TWO sides of thunder thighs with her meal...

JESUS! I'd be afraid to get in her way too. She might punt me across the country with those massive NFL thighs.

what is it with her and boots?

I'm just shocked she recognizes she has kids. She used the plural form and everything. "I have my own kids now." Now if only I could find the other one. Hm.....

I'm not saying her mom (and dad) isn't at all responsible for how Britney turned out. When you encourage your kid to behave like a little performing monkey, it's hard to turn that shit off. Britney probably thinks she's nothing if people aren't looking at her and talking about her and telling her how great she is. And that's partly her mother's fault. But give her props for actually recognizing that Britney's acting like an asshole, instead of enabling it, like Lohan's mother does.

RE boots: she probably thinks she has fat ankles. That's what chicks with fat ankles do, they wear boots to cover them up. Too bad she doesn't use that strategy in regards to her ass.

If that's a fat ass then I'm screwed.

Fishnet. Oh my god, fishnet. And those boots. I. . .I just. . .I just want to pump her. I just want to bend her over and fill her like a cream geyser. "Thunder thighs?" "Fat?!" Whatever. I don't care if my wang would fall of directly afterward (and you know it would); all I want for Christmas is to go all up in that! Maybe I've got a death wish.

It would be so easy to be a britney imperssonator. Just be fat, stupid and wear terrible wigs and stupid outfits.

I mean good lord! ITs like the only job pretty people actually would be BAD at.

Her prime was when she used to go out with Justin.

If I were her mum I'd be happy that she wasn't coming near me with those rank fishnets...

With Britney's incredibly busy weekly schedule of dance practice, wig buying, Doritos-ham-Coke runs, gas-tank filling, odd outfit wearing, AND 3 days with the kids from Forgotten-Land, how can she possibly find the time to buy a new pair of fishnets, people? The pressure everyone puts on her is almost unbearable...

Yup, she's a piece of work. And a moron.

SHOULDNT BE MEAN TOO MOM BUT MY DAUGHTER IS SMART TO HER MOTHER GUESS ITS AN STAGE

don't you just love these long heart felt messages people leave. who gives a shit about shitney. SUPERFICIAL.COM BLOGGER YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TOO BUSY READING THESE COMMENTS TO PUT UP NEW POSTS

loveeee,

me
(ruler of the universe. BOW TO ME)

I just love the way her fat pokes out through the holes in the stockings....NOT..can anyone say fat fugly trainwreck?
p.s....injects #77 with the Ebola Zaire virus, then giggles and masturbates as the numbnuts bleeds out of every single pore and orifice in its body..SCREAM PIGGY SCREAM!

Another example of cute as hell as a teenager then train wreck as an adult. Can you say, Brooke Shields (she's just lost all her hotness, she was the meaning of hot as a teenager) Jessica Simpson, so going down hill in fast motion in her adult life. Who else can you think of? I no theres more just can't think of them right now. Hey, what ever happened to Demis kid Rumor? She has got to be the scariest looking creature in hollywood only next to Kelly Osbourne adn I think there friends

#11 I like Britney, as a matter of fact I adore her. What has she ever done to anyone? Britney, I think you are beautiful! Your boys are adorable. I am a fan!!!! And girls, don't hate; don't say she's fat, she has a beautiful body.

#21, don't be such an ass. She wears those outfits when she dances not because she is a "street walker". She wears those outfits because she can!!

#58===I THINK
YEA, I THINK THAT U R BRITTNEY.....

I also see my commentz on the kidz
got to u, U actually have one in
your armz..I think I'll shit myself
I don't believe it.................

Your mom is trash and so R U, bitch.
Stay home and spare us the wigz and
whore clothing..

Oh yea, those fishnetz, I feel sorry
for them...

#80==Oh yea, forgot to add
Brittney is so fat, what
happened...Your a fan, then
u r about the only fan she
has...may I ask...
A fan of what? Fake singing,
fake,fake,fake,fake,fake,and
yea, a horrible MOTHER......

Where is Brit's new baby? All we ever see her with is Sean, never Jaden...Is he disfigured or something?

she fuckin ate
that new baby..

anti-people
eat people

It can only get worse as time goes by.

Please Lord, let it never end.

loving the new huge hole in the fishnets! i wonder how she decides how big to make the holes. it's such a monumental decision for her, i'm sure it take every brain cell running at full capacity.

do you think she'll ever buy new ones or just let these disintegrate from her crotch rot?

nice fucking visible panty lines - my grandma has sexier panties

hey Britney's mom...
LifesAbitch, and you
created that monster,
you call Britney, I have
to wonder, how many more
of them live in your attic?

I can only hope that she
treats you like shit,
since all you hillbilly's
from New Orleans only care
about money and not your
children.

It's time to SUFFER!!!
MARK AND REMEMBER!!!!!

Britney, you are one
stupid dumbass to have
kids at such a young age,
but since you did, how
about take care of them
and stop running around
dressed like the whore
that you are. Instead of
pretending to sing and
practice dance, just go
away, you are sucking the
good life out of these
good people on this site.

STOP KILLING US..

It is so freakin funny how
this bitch can't hold onto
a guy...hey bitch..I thought
you were Brittney Spearz??huh?

whatz the matter with U, that
men don't want U.
U really must be the evil one...

This is just really sad! Britney has done everything in her power to ruin her own career. She is pushing everyone out of her life that tries to help her get straightend out. I don't think she is fat, but let's face it she doesn't look like she used to either. K-FED ruined her, she was just fine before he came along. I feel sorry for her mother...

holy hell, she's huge!8P

Letz not go as far as
to blame K=Fed.......

Brittney broke up his
little family that he
already had, and now

America has turned against
this bitch..after all
we don't need anymore
FAKE SINGERZ, WE HAVE
ASHLEE SIMPSON...AND
NOW BRITTNEY IS ADDED
TO HER LIST..........

Were I rich, I would pay millions just to be able to use her for one weekend as my personal cumbank. And everybody on here who says that they wouldn't is LYING.

I'd still hit it... I don't care and half the people here making the comments are probably a helluva lot more overweight than she is... especially the bitches making comments. ;)