Uma Thurman has extremely saggy boobs

This is better than the last tow posts. And First

EEEWWWW saggy boobs :P

Forget her sagging boobs. Look at those long, bony hands. Would you want a handjob from that? It'd be like getting a handjob from Vladimir Horowitz. Or Death himself.

Ooooooof, was this chic ever hot? That's a big, I THINK NOT!

mmmmmmmmm death handjob.

Well she's definetly off my analignus list now.

she was hot

holy crap . . . she had to feel like one of those babies was gonna fall outta that swimsuit. Can't people pick out bathing suits that fit them anymore??? what is with this? I mean, there's tara, there's courtney, and now uma. nonetheless shouldn't she have plenty of money to fix that disaster? If I had her money that's the FIRST thing I would run out and buy!

Her nostrils and bellybutton disturb me. Why do they seem so angry and ready to swallow things up? But they're not as bad as her ohmygoddontsodomizemewiththosethings fingers and gimli-toes. Against all that, what's the problem with (very big) saggy boobs?

Damn! Boob hammocks. The only thing missing is a little guy named Pedro sipping on a margarita in there.

Hohan and britney and should learn an important lesson from these pics...if you don't keep em in a bra where they belong sooner or later you will have tits hanging so low they brush your belt. Eghhhhh.

A real woman's body, run for the hills.

Day late and a buck short with this post.

Forget motorboating those saggy cans, it would be more like paddle boating.

Every time I see her I think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqZTFTCsN0

now if I could only figure out how to post a link.

they match her extremely ugly face.

and her boobs would look good in a better suit

Bet she can run fast.

Someone has apparently stapled Cisco Adlers balls to her chest.

Ricky that was hysterical!

It's just a bad fit of a swim suit. She needs to go shopping.

#16 - true. Very true.
#18 ROTFLMFAO!! Now all she needs is the Capt. Morgan's pose.

Has she birthed any children? That would be the only reason to get away with a rack like that. Otherwise, spend some of that big $$$ you're sitting on & get them pups lifted!

Oh Holy god. That's the worst bikini top ever. What's really disturbing is that she's bent on traumatizing her child by dangling those droopy monsters in his face. After a childhood like this, who can blame him if he grows up to be one of those men on the subway who gropes every breast in sight.

But, what do you expect from a shaved Neanderthal. I'm surprised she's not dragging the kid around the beach by his leg.

Is the mini-SpiderMan her kid?

Thx #21. Didn't catch that before I reposted. Plz ignore #22 everyone.

WTF was she thinking???

But I'd rather see saggy boobs than look at that little boy kiddy porn picture.

You say saggy - I say MILF!

@25
More like Mom I would like to fuck if she did not trip over her tits

I think she looks damn good for a 70 year old. You guys are mean.

Frist WTC?

i don't think they're that saggy. she hunches over.

considering she's like 38 and has a couple kids I think they're fine. There are much younger women without kids who have just as much saggage...they just are smart enough not to wear that suit.

I know this is out of character for the site but:
Leave Uma alone. She breast fed her kid(s?) and had to put up with that little asshole Ethan Hawke.
In my book she can do no wrong.
I am off to watch Kill Bill!

@29
Not saggy? they are bouncing off of her knees like the paddle and ball game I use to have as a kid

Her boobs are fine. She just needs a change of swimsuit.

My prostate would like to meet those fingers.

In the top pic her son is saying "Do I feel a draft?"

Count me in for the motorboat... I never met a tit I didn't like...

or..."Mommy if you took your top off your boobs would come down to here"

Hey Jimbo, WTC to you too.

ah, the paddle and ball. what doesn't that prepare you for?

burn the suit Uma! BURN IT!!!

she's a beautiful woman with bad taste in swim wear.

I'd take that anyday over lohan, tara reid, spears, or any of the other trolls.

#36 - what about Elizabeth Edwards' breast?

Shack - It sure helped with puberty.

FRIST - WTC where were you yesterday and don't say you had to work.

that's not funny, ponk

Why not?

Nope, I'm on vacation, was busy all day. Kinda like today, gotta take my vehicle in to get fixed here in a few.

it's not funny cause the woman is dying

That needs to become her not-so-super ex-bathing suit.

You peeps are never happy. You say you love big tits, but if they're real and sag, you go "GROSS!"..and if they're fake and stick straight out, you go "GROSS!"

If they're big and real, they're gonna sag.
If they're big and fake, they're gonna stick straight out.
Those are the only two teams for this sport. Pick a team.

I have perky mediums, so I'm outta this game. =)

oh @ Richport @ 34? LOL!!!!

@43 -- That's actually fucking hilarious. If she's lucky, her chest will look like Heather Mills' leg: new and improved, high tech, and removable.

- suicide
- psychiatry
- breast cancer
- ?

(just revising the list...)

Nothing wrong with them, I'd like to wrap one of those things around my dick like a gym sock and fuck it senseless. She still looks like a snake though and judging by that picture her boyfriend is waaay too young for her.

Holly J

I am glad to hear you have medium perky tits. Uma does not have large tits that sag, she has small tits that sag and while we can understand that she has breast feed her two kids, there is no reason to go out into public with her small saggy tits bouncing off her knees. A bikini from Walmart would have done a better job at keeping those things in place. She also has lots of money and can afford to get them fix.

Jesus, the woman looks like a REAL one, not some plastic, unrealistic fantasy that we've come to expect all celebrities to look like. She's had kids and obviously doesn't have a problem with her body taking the course of nature. Anyway, I'm sure this will mean absolutely nothing to anyone who reads it. Just wanted to put my two cents in.

God damn, those are some saggy boobs.

True that the suit sucks.

The concensus is that her tits are SMALL??? I don't think those are small. Even Super dude says "very large and very saggy breasts" ..

Do all you peopel consider her tits small???

people* (damn I hate typos)

rode hard and put away wet. still, i love uma. she just needs some better support.

holly- those tits are not small. the internet is full of fake people who say fake things.

nao e obrigado a me ovir quem nao quiser escoutar

I agree with #8. Uma's got some freaky body parts (fingers, toes, nose, bellybutton) but her boobs aren't among them. They're large natural boobs on an older twice-pregnant woman, who for some reason is wearing an absolutely horrible bikini top (for her). I hope she doesn't get any plastic surgery. Faces end up looking alien and boobs end up looking ballistic. It might look ok for a little while, but as aging proceeds the surgical alterations stick out like sore thumbs (no pun intended, given Uma's phallus-thumbs).

Holly J

They look like B's to me. How big do you think they are?

Ponk, haven't seen them but when they were in working order I am sure they had their day in the sun.... So to speak... There are "tit men" and there are "ass men"... I mock you "ass men" for the tit is the finest creation in all the lands.... All hail the titty!!

large c's small d's

For some reason i can't stop thinking of Cisco Adler.

No way schack!!! those are not large C or small D's

you weren't kidding when you said a ton

I would still do her silly. She has nice milf tits...

have you ever seen breasts, jimbo? or are you secretly one of those people who's going to be forklifed out of their home, through a gaping hole in the wall, after the neighbors notice a sweet, rotten smell coming out of your apt.?

Shack, that is pretty funny coming from you. Have you ever seen any tits before? By your own admission, you don't even have enough to put whip cream on.

When you actually grow a pair of tits, you can untape the two pennys you use for a bra and comment on the subject

I read that John Edwards called Bill Clinton to ask whether he should suspend his presidential campaign after his wife's cancer recurred. Bill encouraged him instead to continue his campaign and said that in retrospect, he'd view becoming president with a dying wife as a "best case scenario."

i went to an all-girls college, you SOL fuck. and my not having tits only makes me more desirous of stealing a glance at those who DO. not to mention i paint nude models.

hey, thats why i'm glad i'm an A cup. that will never happen to me. AHHHH SAGGY BOOBS!!!!

and, p.s. i don't even need a bra- and when i do wear one, it's either soft and matted lycra/cotton blend, which could have been bought in the tweens dept., or some little delicate, lacey superfluity

hmmm...smith, maybe?

They are at least a big C. Duh.

thankyou, veggi. see, more proof that jimbo has never seen tits.

More C than D I'd say. While I never found her particularly hot, at least she looks her age. I am surprised for someone who's used to being paparazzi'd that she'd wear something like that. Is it just me or is she a little lopsided? While she may be a little saggy (not a bad thing, they look OK to me), at least she's not pancake flat droopy like something out of National Geographic. There's a little bit of starch left in those puppies!

Shack, I am glad to hear that you peeked at all of the other girls boobies and you paint them nude. I had a nice pair of real Double D's in my face this morning.

That is the most un-flattering, poorly designed bathing suit I have ever seen.

I dont care who is wearing it, Its still going to be butt ugly. The designer should be sentanced to wearing the thing for a year!

Jimbo looking in the mirror in the morning doesn't count.

I agree. And just when you thought Tara bought the most hideous suit available... Oh, Uma. This saddens me.

Those thumbs won her the starring role in the film adaptation of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. They saved a ton of $$$, as any other actress would have required prosthetics.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with going for a one-piece suit after age 40, Uma.

My two cents: she looks to be an average C cup to me. I have been a D since 8th grade, which is a nightmare when your sports are running and soccer-if not for wearing TWO sports bras during all bouncing activities, I would be tucking them into my pants.

I loved Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. The book was amazing. Tom Robbins is brilliant.

With an ass like that does it really matter? I think she looks damn good actually. At least it's all real. :)

ALMOST invariably, large tits are gross. they usually look like a twin set of snoopy noses, drooping and flopping

The IMDB list her as a C in 1988 and a 1/2 C in 1995. Now after breast feeding two kids they might be a small C or a large B at best.

Well, I love her breasts and will masturbate thinking of the things I could do with them.

I love those boobies, she is very milfy !

Ethan Hawke is hot. Why can't we get pictures of him?? Naked.

Jimbo-as a mother of 4 and friend to many mama's, they don't always get smaller after breastfeeding. I pray for shrinkage after every baby weans and no such luck for me.

veggi-yes...love Tom Robbins.

Everyone have a wonderful week and pray for me. We are taking our family to Disney for Spring Break (along with the rest of the suckers in the world). I hope I come back alive.

IMDB records their breast sizes? lmao

have fun mrs.t

If she'd just used that shit on Bill, she wouldn't have had to master that five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique nonsense.

stay away from Goofy. i can't elaborate, but trust me, he has very unhealthy urges.

her breasteses aren't THAT bad, it's her face that's horrifying for me, and unfortunately, there's nothing that can be done to improve upon that.

Go look Schack!

thanks, veggi.

and #97: Ew. If I had to pick one character to be a pedophile or even a plain old pervert, it would be Goofy.

I am signing off to dig up suitcases and swimsuits.

Farewell.

She's got skim milk in them titties.

number 18, that is hilarious!!!!! thanks for that laugh!!!

#100 - Uma has a swimsuit she could give to you. I have a feeling she won't be wearing it again...

From IMDB:

Measurements: 34C-24-35 (as an Elite model: 1988), 35 1/2C-24-35 (actress - 1995), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine).

Why is everyone so quick to blame Uma or her Saggy Sagerton boobies.

Personally...I blame that lil bastard in the Spider Man getup. Suck Suck Suck! That's all he did. Like milk grows on trees or cows or wherever the hell it comes from!

This is what happens to girls who don't work out and rely on being naturally slim; classic skinny fat.
God damn it why is it so hard for people to work out? It's fun especially when you are naturally slim. In the real world most of the people who work out do so without needing a personal trainer unlike incompetant celbrities.
This picture should make girls who are insecure about being small breasted feel better. There are pluses on either side of the cup size range.

105- very cute

Crap my spelling. Bah, me no care.

I hate to work out. I haven't done pilates in a week and I'm eating a cookie right now. Should I just kill myself now? Or wait until I'm big and fat and let the heckles from the children do me in....

I'd like to smack her right tit so it crashed into her left tit, causing it to fly around her back and wrap around crashing into her right tit, causing the right tit to smack against the stretched left tits and back again. A booby pendulum if you will.

nice dr., real nice.

schack, that wasn't me. apparently my troll has been busy today.

I love these kinds of posts b/c all the female fishies tell everyone about their own boobs. It's always nice to be able to put boobages to screen names.

Uma (Oprah....Oprah...Uma)'s boobs are fine for a woman of her age and baby birthin' history. As an amateur mammarologist, I would put them at a large C, small D on a good day. Unfortunately, they are her best physical attribute.

I read Even Cowgirls Get The Blues when I was a callow lad and thought it sucked so bad that I very seriously considered writing the author a letter to tell him off for wasting my time. I should probably re-read it now that I have more years of wisdom and perspective behind me than I care to admit.

That is all.

I can't believe you said that about Tom Robbins. He is brilliant. Try "Another Roadside Attraction." If you don't love it, you can write me a letter telling me how you wasted your time, but I won't waste my time reading it.

Unfortunatly that bathing suit would look ugly on ANYBODY.

p0nk, go ahead and take credit on the rare occasions the trolls actually post something funny.

Ok, well if shitty looking bathing suits are in this year I'm going to have to throw all my bikinis out and go to Goodwill's old lady section. Can I borrow a dollar? Anyone?

@ #114 "The magician’s underwear has just been found in a cardboard suitcase floating in a stagnant pond on the outskirts of Miami."

As I said, I was but a wee 'un when I read it. I might have a different take on it now.

@118. wow. Did you just pull that out of your ass? I'm a big Tom fan, but I can't quote it like that. Props.

BTW what is that string tied around her finger? A reminder to CHANGE HER BATHING SUIT???

Is it noon yet? I want a beer.

I think she was the model for this as well...

.. http://www.ingmar.at/neverendingfall.swf

I'm with ya Frist! Love me some beers right now...

and upstart, I just was in a trance watching that woman fall all over those balls... wtf is that????

Cheers

Well, I have to agree with what's already been said. That top is just so horribly unflattering on her. Yeah, she's got some major sag factor going on, but if she actually wore a top with decent support she could look great in a two-piece. Well, maybe if she also worked off that gut/muffin-top she's got going on.

Uma Thurman has extremely NORMAL boobs

To be sure -- that's not the best swimsuit for her figure.

Bad, bad suit. This one looks much better:

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/index.php?tag=uma-thurman

120, Frist you read my friggin mind with the string thing! Holy shit

Rosie would approve.

@127 - MILF!

*Newsflash* this is what REAL tits look like anywhere over a small B

Looks like Superfish guy has never been with a real woman if he's expecting to see playboy silicone perfection, the very same he sees in magazines or the $20 ladies that patrol the corner by Hooker Harvey's near his house.

Poor Uma is the victim of a *really shitty* bikini top. Damned thing has no lycra content or decent tailoring. Probably bought it at Wal Mart.

She's still hot!

WOW- I go to the grocery store and when I get back, there's like a bazillion more posts =0 That's what I get for leaving!

I'm guessing she's a full C.

From the side, they look smaller cuz they're deflated and all the tissue is hanging down at the nipple end (like oranges hangin' in a pair of panty hose) but I bet if you pulled it all up and packed it into a bra, she'd fill a C cup.

She needs to have a talk with paris hilton.Maybe she'll tell her what kind of pills she must take to get firmer breasts.

I'd hit it or at least give her a pearl necklace.

:)

Please, please, please don't EVER show pictures like that again. I did not throw up in my mouth a little bit. I spewed rank vile essence of a cesspool. You're getting the dry cleaning bill.

I gotta say it: I think Uma looks 100% HOT!! I looooove saggy boobs, and hers look great! I like to think it is my job to (literally) support them! I would drag myself through 1000 miles of broken glass just to lick her shadow!!!

MackDaddy is now invisioning a round of tittie-sex with those puppies even as I type this.

I see Spiderman becomes a little boy in the present of Uma thurman.How's that possible?

#139)I mean ofcourse 'presence'.(cough,cough)

#139 If that was the REAL Spidey he'd have web-slung those puppies up where they should be.

Well,spiderman becoming a little boy is a sort of advanced survival.In this form he'll be finally able to enjoy these milkbags.

Whoa, a whole bunch more photos...watch as Uma scavenges in the bushes for more plastic to recycle. Good job.

#34 - so what you're REALLY saying is that you want her to stick her fingers up your ass & touch your prostate. Should she wear rubber or latex gloves?
Troll - we all know that Richport is gone, so let him go, will ya'?

#55 - nothing small about those cans. Small = Kate Moss itty-bitty-titties.

#127 - Now THOSE pics prove that the suit is to blame here. I prefer the white suit towards the bottom of the page. Definitely a solid C-cupper 'dere.

I'd suck on one of those gorilla titties.

she looks like a paler version of the sea hag from those popeye cartoons. and i agreee with barbado slim 100%-- she was always fugly!!!!

I think she looks kinda cool and Euro...

(runs and hides)

How about everyone registered on this site post photos of themselves in a bathing suit in different poses and let the rest of the world critique your every flab, sags, and bags?

You're on Bubbles. Who's with me?

*crickets*

(oh hey, its 15PiecesofFlare, what's up?)

StoneRose...I hear the crickets too.

I don't have any bathing suit pics handy cuz I'm pale and don't sunbathe, but I also don't proport to be a hot movie star...

http://www.geocities.com/holly_geaux_lightly/my_corner.html

Now I'm waiting for some pics of Bubbles.

She has the tits of a 80 year-old woman.

HollyJ-you are very brave, and lovely.

HollyJ, you look awesome.

Now Bubbles needs to ante up. She's frantically learning Photoshop as we speak.

Mrs. T, that's hilarious, but I don't need photoshop. I just think it's easy for people to criticize others when they don't have the spotlight on themselves.

152 - Funny but I have to disagree... She is aging pretty well all things considered... At least she is not a plastic-chick....

#156 Of course it is. And it's also just as easy to get a bikini that actually FITS and keeps everything where it should be. Or even wear a one-piece suit if you're taking a break from the gym.

Definitely agree, TrimSpaBaby.

Her boobs match her face in that they resemble a hammerhead shark. In the real world, she's looking good for having two kids and approaching the age of forty. Too bad she doesn't live in the real world.

Nobody is going to see my comment all the way down here...so I'm going to go ahead and confess to...what the? get off me! ahhhhhh

#161 DrunkBlogger fell into Uma's top. Like it isn't saggy enough.

#151- You look nice and your kids are adorable!
Like I always say when Uma Thurman comes up: nobody would say she was hot if she weren't famous.

#32
Now I know what happened to the paddle and ball game I had. You took it, didn't you?
If you don't bring it back I'm gonna tell my mom.

HollyJ proves everything - we're just bored, fabulous biatches with lashing tongues and firey wit...

But anyways, make room for my rack cause its bigger than Uma's. And, I wear properly fitting bras. *applause*

Bad bikini top. She still looks good and real. Fake chicks suck. Definitely a full C/small D. If she had the right bathing suit on, you'd all be drooling.

"Mrs. T, that's hilarious, but I don't need photoshop. I just think it's easy for people to criticize others when they don't have the spotlight on themselves."

True, but a person can't make a dare like that without posting up a pic of themselves first. :P And anyone saying "I don't need Photoshop" automatically triggers my "PICS OR YOU'RE LYING" reflex. Haha.

Anyway, as I mentioned in my first post, I don't think Uma looks horrible herself, but this is a horrible top for her to be wearing and she needs more support/general coverage for her body type. But even so, this IS "The superficial" and as such, it's expected that there will be comments (both positive and negative) about her appearance.

And I agree, HollyJ -- you look beautiful!

My MySpace is in my URL for anyone who feels like dissecting my appearance :)

She needs:

1. A bikini top about 2 sizes smaller

2. To stand the fuck up straight. Her posture is terrible. I've heard that she's ashamed of her height (nearly 6 ft tall) and slouches, but seriously it looks a lot worse when you're all hunched over like that.

okay, srsly, im all about rockin the natural boobs. I am, okay?

But good GAWD, get a top that fits!! come on!

#168)According to her name i think she could have Scandinavian descent.A lots of people in Europe think the Scandinavians are the tallest in average in Europe.Well i was there a couple of years back looking for longlegged blondines but i was a bit disappointed because it turned out to be a myth.The scandinavians are a size shorter in average compared to West-europe.The Netherlands have in average the tallest people of Europe,the UK are a good second being followed by Belgium,Scandinavia and Germany.The shortest people in average are the Southern-european (size gnome).I'm off to work now!(shudder)

she is so hot what is going on with you???

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12692894

Okay. Normally, it pisses me off when people tell you guys that you're idiots. But this time, fuck that. If any of you pickle dicked motherfuckers had ever actually seen a boob for more than three seconds before you closed your eyes and scrunched up your face to jizz in your pants, you'd know that big ones sag a little. It's called gravity, you asswipes. That said, her swimsuit is fucking terrible and she'd be doing herself a favor to get something with a little support, something that's also not butt ugly to begin with.

Nice, Bubbles.

I'd post my pic but I'd be living in fear of some students finding me out, lol.

Imagine Scarlet Johannson's frame crossed with Thora Birch's natural colouring and you've got me, minus the bedroom-window flashing scene.

That's a shame. She used to have majestic boobies. It might help if she filled them back up with milk.

She's on vacation with her kids NOT posing for You freaks!.. I think she's hot...almost 40...NOt like the fake sh*t look all of hollywood turns themselves into.

This bitch has, is and always will be FUGLY!!!

Ladys and gents can get alot saggier then this. They actually look good and for her frame and having a kid. I think it looks good , way to go uma. Nice rack:)

Uhhhh...

Excuse me.

Hi StoneRose! Sorry I got back to you so late.

In terms of posting pics, I'm more fearful of showing my flappy arms... Sigh. It's what keeps me from stripping, really.

Uma's jugs may be hanging low, but she really just needs makeup. That suit is way too small to hold those mams. I'd take a look at them if she wouldn't hack me to death with a samurai sword.

I just have to say..I'm almost 35 and I have had two kids, and my boobs are still where they are supposed to be. Everyone is using motherhood as an excuse for looking like a used up hag and I'm sick of it. Maybe if celebs didn't try to dress like whores all the time they wouldn't be mopping the floors with their breasts. And it should be illegal to be this exposed in front of a little kid.

They are not saggy! They are just proportional to her tall frame. To have them sitting higher would have been weird. You guys are delusionated, coz of the huge size. I know what I'm talking about coz I used to go out with someone like her. And damn.. they are much nicer to feel than those young hard titties!

uma gumma

one hundred and eighty-fifth!!!!!!!

I like her boobies...they look like fun. If I had boobies like that I wouldn't have gotten my implants.

nasty....

HOLY CRAP!! BACK OFF!!! She looks fine, I think she rocks! She looks good. She's just got a bad bikini top on! it's not big enough to hold her boobies. And yes that is her son in the spiderman shirt. I love Uma!

@188 Fuck off, cuz she looks like shit!!!

If all the 38-year old women in my trailer park with two kids looked half as nice as Uma I'd be in heaven.

She's a rich, doughy-assed mother with bad taste in bikinis taking her kids to the beach. Nothing wrong with that except it's bad on my eyes.

OK. So I won't look.

BTW Danielle @189, you are one stupid cunt.

Thank God that French bitch is gone and that U K bitch is gone...Sick of their stupid shit. DrPlowshit...you want to slap everyone, I think your the one who needs sex..dude...

you should all be ashamed. they're not saggy, they're REAL, and that's not called gross, it's called a WOMAN. good luck on the majority of the people here ever getting NEAR any female of her caliber with that level of unrealistic judgmental immaturity.

This is a REAL Woman!! Not some sillycone enhanced body. With people like you I won't ever have a problem finding women like this. I would love to put my head on those AWESOME tits

Ok, so she's not in her 20's anymore. We can't be toooo hard on her. Oh and personally her tits don't look thaaaat bad even though they are obviously kinda saggy. Then again, I don't know if it's just me but somehow her whole body reminds me of an alien.... or a an old granny or something...

Cant anyone have any privacy?

Look at her posture in the photograph...Of course her boobs are going to look saggy!

Still, they're Uma Thurman's boobs and I would treasure them.

You can keep your bony ass no body paris hiltons, I'd titty fuck those hangers all night, fuck what anyone says.

Is this a joke? I've never seen so many pencil-dick fruit baskets in my life. I didn't know the superficial was synonymous with Gay. Uma is just plain hot - has been and will be. Those things in the black suit are called boobs. They are nice and round and tasty.

How any grown man could look at that woman and come up with your response is just staggering. There's this thing called reality; look into it. From over here you just look like mud-slinging children. You certainly aren't men....

Uma ist eine absolut geile Frau. Ihre Brüste sind einfach fantastisch !

Uma is simply stunning. I like her saggy tits. She is cute...