Apr 17 2007Pamela Anderson confused about her hotness

Who would have ever guessed that Pamela Anderson would be the celebrity who is honest and down-to-earth? Good for her! I like her better after reading that.

Againnn! Go away!

I would rather look at her tits than that tranny Jenna.

i'm sure she is hotter in real life. cameras do EVIL things. but those boobs scare the shit out of me. it's the elephant from the corner, marching in, America. First generation of siliconbarbie women get OLD. look away!

you're up early, jimbo. for california, anyway.

i can't even imagine what jenna's sillies look like...

Schack I am in Chicago this week

she does have gross looking boobs. horribly oversized and her body is crap like it has always been. never understood why some ever thought she was attractive.

#8, i don't know why, but your name is hysterical to me.

what are you doing in chicago, jim?

I said it yesterday, and I'll say it again. I don't think I'll ever get tired of her. Sure, she's getting worse, but it's still her.

My company is buiding a big data center here and I am helping with the network

Fucking lose the wonky beachball tits and she'd be fine. The boobs are just ridiculous. I don't expect men to have giant prosthetic nutsacks the size of santa's fucking toy bag, and Pam seriously doesn't need these disproportionate weird breasts.

I once dressed up as her for halloween because my fiance looked like tommy lee. then i realized i was only with him because he looked like tommy lee, and was about as disease ridden. sigh...im a dirty whore.

She looked good in Barb Wire. Since then, not so much.

Tommy lee, In other news, has returned from the dead... again.

well, guess what! i'm in chicago too.

Are we going to have dinner tonight?

How many times has she had beach balls added and removed. She must have tons of scarring over her chest.

She said before she was removing them and then she's back to stupidity with these bizzro bowling balls thrown in.

Gross.

what happened to the political nutjob from yesterday? im bored at work, need some tuesday morning entertainment.

i'm pretty busy tonight

Washing your hair?

no. basking in the sweet smell of sperminated crotch. how's that for an excuse?

ew. i just snarfed choco-raspberry coffee. thanks.

That is better than washing yor hair. I did not know that sperminated crotch was sweet smelling. Would this be your crotch or someone else?

As you all know folks,i'm 27 and i look pretty decent for my age.

Im 28 and i look better than you. Probably because i have boobs, but whatever.

well, obviously it can smell pretty strong, but even then i like it. i picture my body rapidly consolidating other images and memories around that smell, working to infuse my whole world with his presence, to make me his. but i also like the smell of skunk, so that means i'm weird, no?

I am getting a pretty good picture. Werid has never been a word I have thought of to describe you

I always kinda liked Pam, she seems like an OK person (despite her horrible taste in men), like she's got a sense of humor and even a brain. Those boobs are way too damn big, though. When you got a small frame (she's only about 5'3") your boobies should not each be the size of a human head. That's too much boobage.

at least the skank can type

So Pam reckons "genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far."

No Pam, it's those giant, inflatable, formerly attractive and now semi-repugnant fake breasts that have gotten you this far.

I still would though, and would hazard a guess most of the men on this site, if given the chance, would do the same.

well, you don't know me, do you?

Not very well, but I still would not call you weird

how long you in town?

I think these are the pictures she would be referring to.

http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/pamela-anderson/its-like-exxon-valdez-out-there-20070416.php

Until Friday. Are you free any other night?

Hmm, she comes off sounding pretty good in her blog. Gotta respect that. Especially compared to someone like Courtney Love's blog from the other day haha! And she looks better than JJ also. So all in all, she's still alright.

And agreed with #10!

you gonna buy me dinner?

Yes, just to meet you I would love to buy you dinner

i have pretty discriminating taste when it comes to food...

I was not planning on going to White Castle. where do you want to go?

i'm not the one who's the yuppie. you're required to know these things.

I am not a yuppie and I don't live here so I don't know what is good or where these places are. I have been to the Hard Rock. That is the only place in downtown that I know of

well, i'll do some research and get back to you sometime, then.

Ok, I will be waiting

wherever we go, i'm watching my drink like a fucking hawk.

you can take it to the bathroom with you if you want. When are we going to dinner?

i guess thurs night would be best for me

Jimbo make sure you wear extra long pants to cover up the ankle bracelet.

When you come back from the bathroom there'll be semen on your plate.

I HATE to admit it........

But she seemed kinda cool in that statement.

I have the key and can take it off

She looks amazing for a woman of any age.

Gee what interesting reading. I didn't know this was a dating site too?

i didn't know that anyone but me made the rules

Did you know my saliva has mood stabilizers that can diffuse across clitoral membranes? Just sayin.

Aww.

I'm always amazed that these celebs take the time to go online, sign onto their accounts and post new blogs but don't take the time to write a complete sentence.

what makes you think i want to be stabilized?

dunno, Biatcho mentioned something about that once.

where are you staying?

Four Seasons. Upper floor, lake view, real fancy-like (marble terlit). Interested?

yeah i think she's still fit. plus she's had what TWO kids?!

At least she's honest.

And I'll bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

...using her lower "mouth" ...

why don't you ask the consierge what the best sushi restaurant in town is, then?

He said the best sushi is at the Y in shacktown.

well, why don't you make reservations, then?

I'm worried that it'll be closed by the time I get there.

tant pis!

I didn't think she looked bad, what the hell is she talking about?

She was probably reading the horrible comments we made about her on this site....

Well, her boobs are fucking ridiculous looking, what does she expect???

Mine are like a third her size, and very NOT lumpy. Probably like hers originally

She really does have a wonderful personality. And she has an incredible body for a 30 yo, much less a woman pushing 40. The boobs are bad . . . I don't know why she does that to herself.

shack and jimbo... try Slaming Watusis for sushi. its great there

She looks a damnsight better than Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton. Check that, please- Jenna Jameson *and* Paris Hilton...

I think she looks fantastic (besides the waay too big boobs). She looks better than people half her age, AND she's had two kids? She's so lucky and I'm amazed that she's so modest about it. Sounds impressively down-to-earth. I like her. :)

#24, you're younger than my ex-husband but he was too young for me too. You're hot though.

Her honesty is so refreshing. She seems like cool peeps.

Aw Pam you look great except for the dodgy doughy knocker, I am not sure if its genuine humility but it is nice even if its BS, obviously I am a sentimental old fart.
Tyra Banks coulda done with some of that after her FAT picture came out.

I remember why I like Pam now - cos of her animal rights work, yeah thats it. Bless her.

Her boobs look plastic (like a Barbie dolls), but otherwise, I think she looks pretty good.

Eh she just needs sunscreen.

Oh, and eyebrows. She has no eyebrows.

She's talking the same kind of shit that Brit was on about in her little pseudo-sarcastic rant. She's beating everybody to the punch by defending herself - by *refusing* to defend herself - when in reality, nobody's really saying she looks bad.
Public diaries make everything sound so heartfelt. She even pulls the bubblehead card by pretending she just assumes she's hot and doesn't scrutinize herself. As if she's so unaffected, she doesn't even look in the mirror.
This is clearly an exercise in America's ability to detect sarcasm from a celebrity. We've learned that Pam is a better actress than Britney. But we learned that from V.I.P..

Pan knows that she's still hot for her age. You guy crack me up, you know you love looking at those boobs,fake or not.

Now there's some refreshing self-deprecation!

I actually like Pamela. She's *gasp* intelligent! And she seems really down-to-earth and humble about herself. She's fine in my book.

I have to say though, I have seen old pics of her and she was so naturally beautiful...she doesn't need all the surgery she gets.

I see DrPlowshit is hiding, that's freakin funny...don't like the gay jokes,I see!!

Pam has been looking mighty busted in the face the last few years and sorry,I was thinkin she was mid forties,not 39.The tits are jacked too.....she just went overboard on the plastic surgery and you can tell her love life has taken its toll on her looks.She used to be so pretty,what a shame.

So Jimbo and schack, when's this shit going down? I'd sure like an update, seems you two really hit it off amidst all your challenges...! No, seriously, it was enjoyable in a surreal kind of way, reading a lovestory amidst a discussion over Pams giant breasts. Goes to show, anything can happen. When's my princess gonna show? Boo....

Wonder who Pam will have after Tommy gets off her ass, poor Kid Rock,who wants his germs now? That was so mean to do him like that... Chicks are bitches from hell.

FUCK, she's hotter than hell.
She doesn't look pretty decent for a 39 year old, she's the fucking hottest and best looking 39 year old in the whole world.
And man, it doesn't matter if she's 39, 20, 25 or 18...she looks fucking hot for all ages.