Apr 19 2007Naomi Campbell pokes fun at herself

Did you see where Payless Shoe Source has that BOGO stuff going on until May 4th?

who is this?

It was advertised right here on the Superficial.

She is a very, very bad person. She is one of the ugliest celebrities out there, moving WAY ahead of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Seriously, does ANYONE think she's hot?

stooge - meet you at payless.

Yayyy...a new post. This is some grade A news right here. She's a stupid bitch, and no freaking way has she EVER been "hot".
BTW I find Walken and Buscemi sexy/creepy.

Not hot and not nappy-headed.

#7- Stick, I'm on my way out the door right now.

#4- HerpesHilton, all Christopher Walken needs is "more cowbell" and he's as cool as they come.

I really wanna punch that dude in the face, the one in the green jacket. In that last picture, he looks like he has a mouth full of putrid semen.

Haha! I love her. She is probably one of the funniest celebs except she is pure evil lol

@9 -- But still a ho.

Fuck this psycho cunt, she hasn't been relevant since ...err wait, well she's never been really relevant.
Anyway check out homo-assistant's expression on the last picture.

faggot.

i agree with FRIST!!! So ugly that they are sexy/creepy.

mmm...sexy/creepy. walken was great in the prophecy. i need a nap. or some coke.

Hey, Stooge, let us know if you run into SJQLQ five-finger discounting shit from Payless.

That creepy dude behind her looks like hes a pickpocket. I don't like her, even though shes British, shes Britains most horrible export, even worse that Victoria Beckham, not ugly just horrible and spoilt and vile.

Yeah.....coke
No, if I had my choice I would take an oxy. But since I can't, I will just deal with the hangover that was given to me and comment once more that this chick has always been hideous, and again that I would totally do Walken and Buscemi at the same time even, ugly/hot as they are.

That's a beautiful hand woven handbasket she's going to hell in. Wait. That's her weave.

wait - Walken and Buscemi at the same time?!!? you would give birth to a litter of bug-eyed babies!

funny, joke, naomi. lot of good you did your poor immigrant maids. nice, real nice.

i'm going to Payless at lunch! I want me some plastic shoes.

Nuh ah...I'm on the pill

I wish Naomi would poke herself with a cattle prod.

Not so sure that was a joke she made so much as a warning she was giving.

lol @20. That's Naomi's new career direction: stand-up comedy. "Hey, have you heard the one about the evil, inhumane super model who couldn't find her new jeans??"

HAHAHAHAAA 20 =))

#17- jrzmommy♠ - Who is SJQLQ?

Star Jones Queen La Queefa?

dammit JRZ, you beat me to it. I was going to suggest she needs to poke something else at herself, preferably something sharp. (Make me soo piss off)

Is there any reason why she's at all relevant still? She doesn't actually model anymore, does she?

I hate the bitch, but come on, that was pretty funny.

Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. Now if Britney & Paris would admit that they can't stay away from penis for more than 15 minutes ....

BTW - what happened to her tits? As ugly as Paula Abdul's rack looks, it's still a rack. Naomi has an anti-rack.

pOnk cho's diary...4/19 Deal Dialy: Today... not so good. Jrzmommy beat me to cadder plod joke....make me so piss off.

if you look at her face you can totally imagine her in 30 years. oh the horrow.

if you look at her face you can totally imagine her in 30 years. oh the horror. it's bad enough having to see her now.

DUCK!

i don't know why it is posted twice sorry

could have something to do with typing it twice....once spelling horror incorrectly and once spelling horror correctly, but adding DUCK!

i know as i said in another post my computer keeps freezing so i have to try and make it do something. hence the excess posting. and as i saif TWICE to people sorry. people post their comments five times sometimes

sometimes....but not always. and they're assholes, anyhow, so they don't count.....those...those...multiposters.

HAve you seen her mother shell look fine in 30 years and at the end of day shes a spermodel her personality is not what matters its the fact that she won the genetic lottery.

#41 lol!! you sounded like will ferrell there. :) (that's a compliment i know alot of people hate him). who is it that naomi reminds me of? chuck norris?...no. there is genuinely someone she reminds me of though

OMG--I pity the poor dick that gets stuck with her...she'll kill him for sure..what an ugly bitch..

43--she reminds you of Bill Cosby.

I would pay someone to wail a phone at that stupid ugly bitches face...she thinks she's so above everyone..

She looks like Miss J on Americs Next Top Model.

at least she is better at sarcasm then britney.

unless she wasnt being sarcastic...
in that case, she is one funny ass crazy chick.

i wish i could throw things at people who pissed me off.

MOMMIE, wake up from you coma and come home to my brother and me.. I heard someone say, Brittney was my mommie, but I don't see her, she has her dog with her, but not us..Mommie,,why do u hate us...

i don't understand why being tall and anorexic makes it okay for her to be a coke snorting phone throwing man. she doesn't have shit on tyra.

Naomi...would u be my mommie? My real mommie is brittney spears..but she won't take care of us... my daddy said that she's not allowed around us..if u would be our mommie, a mean mommie i guess is better than no mommie......i think..i don't know, coz i don't have a mommie...help me.....please no bald head.....

Just to reiterate, if you didn't catch my previous messages on this subject. I would bang the holy hell out of Naomi Campbell. She would need bionic legs because I'd bang her until her real legs fell off. Then, they would also create a commemorative bobble-head doll just so that everyone could see that I was hittin' that until she shook loose a few vertebrae. Damn, that bitch doesn't just make me horny, she gives me primal urges.