Apr 17 2007Jessica Simpson's nipple busts out

Well damnit! Put it back in.

Second?

Ew, she looks like John Travolta.

Ewww come on! I just ate! She has no talent and now her looks have gone to hell. NEXT!!!

On a completely unrelated topic "What are the 20 top signs that the guy in your class might be a school shooter?"

that was dissapointing. you shouls have to prove you've got something dirty to hide before they issue you a black censor bar thingie.

ew she looks like a christy ally look alike, except Christy Ally used to be hot and isnt the color of a rusted septic tank!

Anything is better then when she's out with JM affectionately known as Lurch, in her flower child dresses, at least there is something to see this way.

It looks like her ass is about to bust out of those pants too.

Who's the Spanish broad, and why isn't she in my vast porn collection? She should seriously get cock-blasted in the face for money. I'd pay to see that shit.

good. these worthless bimbos are all the same. they have their fifteen minutes of fame and then they disappear like paris hilton's boobs. like a shooting star they burn bright but fast, and then turn into trannie look alikes.

Tits all out, just like Poppa Joe likes...

ew!

what ass?

wow, the brown hair really accentuates some masculine features in her face. good thing she's got those things hanging out the front of her shirt though.

"jessica simpsons's nipple busts out" are you kidding me? this was titled "jessica simpson's nipple busts out", and not "jessica simpson looks like a fat gorilla sniffing her own farts"?

What's with the pics, all I seem able to see is a farm animal sporting black jeans.

Anyone?

That's barely even a nipple anyway. Some mild aeriola maybe.. Europe is laughing. LAUGHING.

I'm not sure I noticed the face until that black censor bar popped up -- my attention was diverted with a force akin to that of a swift ballsack to the face ... not that I would know what that feels like ... yet.

10:

Well put.

Damn, she done went and got bloated all up...

But I'd still hit it.

Hard.

Nick is looking prettier than Jessica these days. Even with the bloated boobs, Jessica looks like a dude.

Those are some nice tits. She sure likes to touch them a lot. Can I touch them too. What else is she good for!!! She does not know the differnce between chicken of the sea tuna and real chicken.

Nothing even close to a nipple. LAME, I should sue for false advertising.

ew those jeans look so uncomfortable...talk about sausage casings

Hey Tranny, have another donut

Wow. If that is what dating Edward Scissorhead--I mean John Mayer-- does to a girl, the dude needs to be kept away from all daughters.

Guess the deal with Mary Kay is in big trouble now...probably got the make-up applicator confused with the sandpaper again.

Hasn't she heard? Being a trashy slut and flashing the pap isn't the cool celeb thing to do anymore? Poor Jessica Simpson, she's also behind the trends with everything!

Britney Spears is wearing panties now, so take that bitch.

What the hell has happened to her? It's nice her rack is falling out all over the place, but she's getting huge. That dark hair isn't doing it either. She'd better keep using that skin cream she's hawking on infomercials because she's going downhill in a hurry.

Where the nip?

Anyway, I wanna give ol' Jessica a pearl necklace. Thanks.

Yuck is it UGLY TRANNY day today? I mean John Travolta, Paris, Britney and now Jessica.
Fuck you Superfish my optometrist will be billing you and I bet it's really expensive to treat bleeding eyes.

Maybe she thought her boobs would distract from her face. She needs make-up badly.

She looks rrrufffffffffff! Bow Wow! those jeans are not flattering either.

Might I add all the trannies I spoke of are looking very ragged, a lot older, and fatter and their skin is repulsive.

Oh and I found a way to cure my eye bleeding all by myself ... I just had to look in the mirror and my youthful immeasurable beauty caused spontaneous healing. As did looking at my insanely sexy husband and his GIGANTIC unit.

That girl seems like she is so uncomfortable in her own skin. She is always pulling and tugging at her clothes and shoving her boobs around. Self-concious much?
Here's a piece of advice Chestica...Wear some frickin' clothes that fit YOU!
You know those jeans are chafing her...

What? That's not her....that chick's ugly!!! Jessica Simpson is supposed to be pretty. Isn't she???

now those are real

I'd shag her rotten, baby.

No doubt about it.

those look fake and she's starting to look like john mayer

Uh-oh. She's really starting to look like the inbreed hillbilly that she is. In three years, she be super fat and fugly.

I swear to god; Jessica Simpson is just Joey Lawrence in a wig.

Wow... didn't she used to be hot, and not all that long ago? Her hair is OK, I guess, but damn, that orangey skin is not flattering, and yeah, she's porked up. It's like she's been on the all-donut diet or something. I mean, nobody expected her to keep that rock-hard "Dukes of Hazzard" bod she had forever, but it's like she sprinted fast in the other direction. If I was a guy or a lesbian, I'd be sorta depressed now, but I'm not, so I'll just say: Jessica, you can stop eating now.

she looks good chubby. her eyes don't pop out all crazy, as much.

If that's what you guys consider chubby, I'm like a beached whale....
But isn't it nice to see someone non-skeletal for a change? Even though her face looks like a man now?

Looks like she was on the rag when this pictures was taken - oily, bloated, blotchy. Yuck.

I think she looks f#@kin' hot!

What's with all the "fat" and "ugly" comments??(Which are probably coming from dudes who couldn't get a date with my pet jackelope)

When I saw the first picture I just about jumped off my chair, it scared me. What's with the hair and darker face? If she even thought her nipple was showing, she should have figured it out at home, not spending the night tugging at her shirt.

I would do her!!!!

I agree with #48...

Only I would do her twice a day and four times every Sunday.

Instead of another skinny skank, she has a little bit of meat on her.

As Spinal Tap says, "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin".

Whew...
Used to have a fabul-ASS...
Now it's just enorm-ASS....

Must be carrying John Mayer's spawn...

Her tits managed to survive while the rest of her hit the wall. Better take care of those.

I would do a bag of chips right now....:)

GAWD BLESS the dude running this site! When I pulled the site up, all I could see was the headline and my day was made! Didn't even see the pix yet and my day was made. LOVE THE PIX! Love Jess just as she is. Skeleton=bad, fleshy & curvy=good! She looks real for a change. I LUVVIT when they let them out for a show!!!

49 - "The bigger the waist band, the deeper the quicksand... or so I have read..."
"My baby fit's me like a flesh tuxedo..."
"I want to sink her with my pink torpedo..."
Big bottom... Big bottom... Talking bout boom cakes, my girls gottem....
Big bottom drive me out of my mind... How can I leave this Beeehiiiiiiiinnndd....

Don't tease me like that FRIST!!! You know my condition

Aaahhh, to rest my head between those breasts...

That's ll I want for Christmas.

Is that too much to ask?

I don't think so.

You can see her chin implant perfectly in several of the photos.

#54

"You know what I mean!!"

#53, I glad to see I'm not alone in loving Jessica's look. God, she is hot!!!

Yeah, I wanna suck one of 'em bad boys. That's all this cow's good for. Giving milk!

She doesn't look fat, she just needs to not wear pants that freaking tight...

her boobs look fake here.

and she is damn orange.

Ummm ya. She looks more manly than her girly boyfriend, John Mayer.

She looks like she's gettin a bit chubby - well her ass anyway and her face is damn oily!

But other than that she is pretty fucking hot :)

lol @ the guy checking out her tits!

A smidge of aureola does not a nipple make.

'preciate the effort, though. Better luck next time.

I got my bag of chips. I'm doing them right now......salty!!!

Jessica needs to be careful, those breasts are the whole Simpson franchise. Showing them would be like showing Charlie's face in "Charlie's Angels" or Gilligan getting off the Island. Once she turns'em loose she's just a another no talent babe with a nice rack.

Well far less offensive then the Britney pictures that preceeded it and far nicer then "the Becks" uncircumzied schween on Prez, her boobs at least look real. BUt looking at them makes me want buffalo wings for some reason *shrug*

#66 Buffalo don't have wings. Geez how stupid is that guy?

wow she looks even better burnette then blonde!

F.A.K.E. boobs.
She looks like a trailer park beauty queen.

I NEED THAT BRA!

PS. 69 by the way

Think she got hit up by the What Not to Wear Folks.

"Now, Jess, you want to show off the one thing you have left that still looks twenty years old, never mind you paid twenty grand for them. No, Jess, stop looking at your Daddy and give us the raggedy torn Walmart tee. Give it now! Oh, hell, keep it."

What a heifer.

She's looking very Lindsay Lohan-ish here...and it's quite FUGLY. Ugh.

I'd still cum in her ass

MOO MOO MOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MOO MOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO MOOO.

Let jessica translate that, isnt she COW enough.

STUPID FAT BITCH!!!

God, she's really, really fat. What a fucking pig she's become.

Gawd! Her eye makeup looks like she smeared it on with her palms, and wtf is up with that hair? Ok, we get it, you're not a ditsy blonde anymore, you're all, like smart and shit. Whatever gorilla girl, you're scaring small children! Get your boy Ken back out, kick Fugs to the curb and go back to being blonde! You know Vanessa is laughing her skinny ass off at you!

Wow... could those pants be any more painted on? Wonder how long it took her to squeeze into those.

Anyway, she's not morbidly obese but I don't think she really counts as slender anymore. She doesn't pass the "any noticeable gap between the upper thighs whatsoever" test. Fat chafing thighs = gross.

I'm reminded of a old old joke.
He: My, those pants certainly are tight! How does one go about getting into those?
She: Well, you might start by buying me a cocktail.

She looks sad and high. I would be really sad if I had to put up with John Mayer,,is she nuts?

she looks horrible, and I can't believe how bad she's aging.

I like her as a brunette.

Is it me or is her tit as big as a tea saucer??

...excuse me - I mean her nip

nipple ..... i meant nipple

yeesh - don't get on Superfish after doing shotsssssss zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I think she looks pretty good...

Maybe if she was wearing clothes that weren't two sizes to small....

I'm glad she's losing her looks and her body is getting fatter because...well, I don't have her money...yet! Whats with the k-mart quality eye shadow? And her ass looks like it's about to blow.

Finally, I have been able to release my 48 hour viagara induced boner

OK, I'll reassess. She's not fat, precisely, but she does look a little beefy. And as has been pointed out, if you want to make sure to look fatter than you really are, wear skin-tight clothes that show every bulge and create a few you don't actually have. And I'm not that impressed by her rack, either. She's veering dangerously close to Pam Anderson territory there.

That's Jessica Simpson?? I guess this'll be the last thing we hear of her since she's a washed up celebrity now and she looks like crap.

First off, in answer to 83-85: it's her areola, not her nipple. Secondly, she's still what I would consider good looking, although she's dropped from an 8 down to a 6, mostly because of her choice of tight jeans and not disguising her facial puffiness as well as she used to. Thirdly, I'd hit it, cause I likey da big areolas.

She still looks good to me. Her implants look good.Her nipple look fine. No visible signs of fingernail dirt or swollen cuticles. She probably waxes her pichka...so it can't be all that bad.
What's the problem? She looks like a fairly clean cute human girl...which is better than the cookie butts repeatedly posing here on this site. Lets see those "smokin'hot" candid pics. Now that would be news! Quit picking apart perfectly attractive girls large curds!!!

She appears happier than a few months ago. These days might be fuckable without hearing a lot of bullshit.

I'd suck those tits dry.

I'd lick the punani clean.

I'd pound that shit relentlessly.

I'd doggystyle her proper.

Finally I'd glaze her face just to show her what a whore she really is.

Damn!

I think Liverpool FC might be gay, you know?

I bet her dad is home spanking to these pics right now...........

She looks like Anna Nicole Smith after six hours on the sun bed.

After you'd dug up her decaying corpse, I mean.

She looks like a donkey's ass. Like the ass of an ass.

Stickman.....you're the gay boy.

#96-100--talk about a horndog..better get ya some some, sounds like your in overdrive...

i don't think she looks as bad as many of you are babbling about - she's still extremely hot....cameras probably just caught her at a bad time.

#94 - implants? no chance....

Anyone else think John Mayer is a blob of a human being? He's such a nothing. And he is rubbing off on Jessica, BADLY. why the hell did she go brunette and fat? She is a far
cry from Daisy Duke.

GOOD!

I couldn't fucking stand those damn HGTV commercials. "I totally don't know what that is but I 'wont' it"
I'd Love to smack that fucking dumbass whore in the face.

She's gotten less hot since Lachey. Of course still VERY bangable, but definitely less hot.

Breaking News, not courtesy of the Fish:

Paris Hilton Ordered to Attend a May 4 Hearing concerning her probation violation

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/17/ap
/entertainment/main2696997.shtml

Everyone start praying that she gets her 90 days in jail, WITHOUT ANY CAMERAS AROUND!

what is it with blond chicks dying their hair brunette? I mean, are they trying to look more intelligent? I mean, its as useless as getting a turkey to bunk up with a sniffly pidgeon in an asian chicken coup.

And of course, letting the boobs hang out doesn't really to much to boost the IQ factor.

whatever. What a bunch of sad desperados. Brittney's pillow case is kinda cool though.

She better audition for more commercial gigs.. She looks busted....Proactive is not doing it's job!

jrzmommy and biatcho are bitter because Jessica's cock is bigger than either of theirs.

I think she has salami nipples

Wonderful ... thanks for playing "Who gets trolled today?" Only you would bring up bloggers who don't blog here anymore (you can take credit for that buttmunch!)

You must have a hankering for my scent, Wally, but I don't do men. Not even whiny little fags like you.

I'm outta here.

Isn't anybody gonna say "wait, wedgeone, please don't go!"???

Fuck. It's third grade recess all over again.

Another family Kodak moment brought to you by Joe Simpson.

#108 you are kidding right? those are most certainly fake boobs. real boobs dont sit on your chest like that.

check out awfulplasticsurgery.com

WTF Hollywood club is THAT ? I always thought the beautiful people hung out in Hollywood clubs ... not some fat bitches with goofy hats and stretch pants ... I guess maybe that's why they're not INSIDE.

AN INSULT TO BRUNETTES EVERYWHERE!!!

...and yes, the caps are necessary.

i officially stopped giving a shit about J.Simpson on August 3, 2006.

don't ask me why, but by coincidence i just looked it up in my journal-entries last weekend, and thought i'd share that with you right here and now.

would still watch an a2m movie with her in it though

That's a man baby

yeah

#92 yeah after all who among us knows what B.Spears is up to at this point???

oh yeah, she tried hats on at 3:23 PM last friday; then she sat in a car at 1:47 AM last saturday; then she ate 32 french fries at......

I usually don't care about these things...but this is hot as shit.

Wow, I love her this way. The brunette hair actually goes with the color of her skin. That bleached blonde shit was so phony. Be like Tyra, ladies, men LOVE fun and plump gals. I can't believe how real she looks, warts and all, she looks great.

@ 46 I dated your pet jackalope .... that thing fucks like a bunny.

MOMMIE(BRITTNEY)R U IN HERE,,,HELP US,,MY BROTHER FELL DOWN AND HURT HIS HEAD,,HE'S CRYING..Y AREN'T U HERE KISSING HIS BOO BOO'S? MOMMIE,MOMMIE,,HEEELLLLPPP US!

omg, i would say silver dollar, but goddamn, those are fucking saucers.

This is what happens when you get too big for your Britches (i mean bra). Now she dumped her hubby, who wasn't that bad, hes happy with someone else, and she looks like this. Goes to show what lights, expensive makeup and clothes can do for you. anyone can be star these days if they have dough- ray- me:). i know Nick is having a field day with this ish.

Yup. She's gotten a little chubby and isn't looking too good. But she still looks better than 99% of you who are trashing her. And you know that's true.

I'd tootally do her

I can't believe some of the comments here, geez u ppls are so jealous get a life !!!! I think is very pretty and looks great, she has a perfect sized bust which most women would envy, she is a natural beauty. Nick looks better (crap) he is a loser for dissing her. Keep it going Jess, you have star quality.

Remember Jealously is a curse so shut your mouth.