Apr 18 2007Jessica Simpson wears really cool pants

She looks like david hasselhof.

ew. she ugly.

My God, she really DOES look like David Hasselhof! Nice camel toe! HAHA! How embarrassing!

Jess - return to blonde PLEASE.

mmm hmm. Reckon you make me some biscuits. I like them French fried potaters. Mmm hmm.

I can't wait for this trend to be worldwide.

No, she didn't used to be hot.

Lmfao.

No way. Jessica looks way hotter than her grandmother in those pants. Look at her camel toe for crying out loud...I've been working on that with her for years.

Did she lose a bet? With the condition the loser had to wear something that emphasizes how short and dumpy and saggy boobed they are. Oh, and I think they had to wear their pants backwards too.

She doesn't know how to dress herself... the top of her pants are tucked on one side.. she probably didn't adjust when she went to the bathroom nor washed her hands.

I don't even know what to say to this, lindsay the retard has better fashion sense than this...thing

Instead of killing them myself, I would like to pit her:

Jessica Simpson

Against her:

Paris Hilton

in a tag-team, steel cage "Cunt Off". They will choose between the following:

http://www.vividlight.com/24/images/BLACK%20RHINO%20CLOSE.jpg

http://www.olsvik.info/Images4/Hippo.jpg

nevermind I take that back *remembering nasty pictures when lindsay 'forgot' her underwear yuk!*

Whatever..........she's still hot as shit.

Let's see them titties.

No Fish she was never hot.

For the love of everything that's pretty!!! I used to want her to be my best friend. Her and Jenny McCarthy. The three of us would rule the world. But you can't rule the world wearing stupid shit like that.

Everyone is just now realizing she has an unattractive face? I guess the bleached blonde hair was blinding everyone.

I'm into her new thick ass head and dark hair. And not just because she seems to be losing her cotton pickin' mind. ... And her, uh, cotton pickin' rank in the food chain.

I hear Jessica was an excellent student in high school.

Where can I find these pants? I'm furious that I don't own a pair. I'm calling my fashion consultant, Garrison - immediately.

#18 - it had nothing to do with the blonde hair as much as it has to do wtih her ORANGE FACE RIGHT NOW - THAT IS OOMPA-LOOMPA ORANGE!

OK - I can understand her boobs looking dumpy & saggy making people think that there's no bra on, but if that were the case, wouldn't we be seeing some TRACE of NIP?

Lookin' like a preggo to me - cuz' "IT'S" IN THERE!

I see the trailer park has finally caught back up with Jessica.

Jeez, she's a hillbilly.

Ew! Girl Check Yo'self You've Got CAMELTOE!!!

I want to bang her...but kind of in that if-she-was-a-40-year-old-milf way. She is younger than me...how?

I wrote that comment very bravely through my tears of disappointment with this web site.

There's only one word for this: WEDGIE!

If I'm not telling tales out of school, I think wedgeone is Ferret and vice-versa.

Please don't let these come back into fashion! I hated skinny jeans when they first came in but i actually grew to love them and even own a couple of pairs - but these jeans are a totoally different story! If i am wearing these in a months time i will know that the world has gone crazy.

Her new color set really accentuates her face. It looks like a cow-catcher on the front end of a locomotive. I'd still pump her mouth, though.

Oh that's IT. If those tacky pants come back in style, I'm leaving the planet.

Who OD'd and fell asleep in the tanning bed? Jessica!

It's probably cause she's dating Jon Mayer. Ugly transfers.

she looks like hammered dog shit.

Tomorrow i'll be the first one knocking on the frontdoor of the store which are selling these pants.Is this girl related to O.J.?

Wow, that's just, wow.

She's always had the exact same face as Ricky Martin (compare pics, go ahead its uncanny). But now he's both thinner and prettier than her.

She needs to lay off the tanning.

I take back what I said yesterday about her boobs. They've gone south! (Check out pic #6). She'll be playing soccer with those floppies in a coupla years.

Again the frightful eye makeup job! From many observations of people I have ascertained that the really hot kids in highschool start losing there looks in there early 20's (case in point...Jessica) and the invisible or fugly kids in highschool turn into total hotties in there 20's (case in point...ME! (myspace.com/carol (or carolynn)brotman) WTF?! She was blessed for a minute with big, natural boobs, but big natural boobs start falling apart and begin to deflate in your 20's as poor Jessica's has. I'm glad I was invisible and flat in highschool cause baby, my tata's are rockin now!!!

Again with the frightful eye makeup job. Does she really think that looks good? She used to be hot in highschool but like so many goodlooking highschoolers, they for somereason lose there looks as they enter there 20's and those less fortunate highschoolers bloom in there 20's and cont. on into there 30's and possibly 40's. Case in point...me! myspace.com/carolynnbrotman

Oh ya, those chicks with big natural boobs in highschool lose that too as they enter there 20's. They begin to deflate, sag and the areola grows to gargantuan size. I'd rather been flat and into sports in highschool then get boobs in my 20's than go poor jessys route. Ahh, it's good to know that nobodys life is perfect. Hi Valerie! Hi to Ed and Eden too!!!

What i'm trying to figure out about this is wtf she is doing at cabo cantina, which is a tragic gay bar in the middle of west hollywood boystown.

say what you want, but she's still fucking money.

she might not be able to dress or do her own makeup, and maybe she hangs out too long in the tanning bed, but she's still hot. give her an hour or two with some hair/makeup stylists, and she'd be the same old jessica.

damn, I guess her implants are too much for her to handle. They're sagging worse than a pruny granny's. Has simpson always been that fat or is she gaining weight?

I actually made those pants in my 8th grade sewing class. I gave them to good will. How did Jessica Simpson end up with my 8th grade, 3rd term, sewing project?

Those are some UNHappyUNFunBags. I think I just heard her moo.

She resembles Rhoda in that first huge photo.

Fact: Nobody wants to get into those pants. For any reason.

Those pants are hot. My Ethel has a pair, keeps my viagara induced boner up for a week.

OH...bloody hell...just when I thought... Jeez forget it just burn the whole outfit and hire Rachel ZOe to dress you !!!

Lay off the tanning??? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a damn bottle-orange color if I ever saw it.

I'd still hit it, no matter how stanky it is.

What, in the name of all that is holy, is THAT?

Jesus Harold Christ!! How much farther downhill can this woman go?? She looks like some 50 yr. old granny in those horrid jeans. Suprisingly she didn't have them hiked up under her sagging rack. Looks like she has to undo the fly to scratch her belly.

I thought that there couldn't be anything uglier than a guy wearing super huge pants falling off showing his skidmark boxers but this pair of pants might be worse. Well, no, it's not worse but it is still fugly. The super huge pants falling off are the worst fashion mistake since the powdered wig. And only hawkin up a loogie and spittin it out in public is worse than a guy walking around holding onto his junk. Her ugly pants reminded me of all this grossness.

even my 93yrs old gramps wear better pants than those even though he pisses them. lol

Those pants are a fashion mistake without a doubt but I'd still mount up and hit it. Thanks.

about wearing those pants? lowlands you lie....

#3 am not seeing camel toe but sweaty inner thighs on one pic - lots of wrinkles. pretty much looks like a heifer now. not her best look.

WHAT THE HELL happened to her? She looks like she's been up all night with a couple screaming babies..all worn out...

Clearly SOMEONE has no identity or sense of self and changes herself for the man in her life. Girls like that are doomed to misery, misery and UGLY PANTS.. wait that's the same thing. You know what they say 'misery loves ugly, unflattering, pastel, 70's style Steve Urkel armpit pants.

Man she has let herself go. She was slim and toned in the Dukes of Hazzard movie but, she had a personal trainer then to kick her lazy ass into shape. I love closet fatties whose boddies turn to shit the second some beefy trainer stops 'motivating' them. If she didn't have the boobs she'd be a total troll. The future looks UGLY for this has been Betty.

Um...her hair color looks really nice.

Those must be from the clothing line she was supposed to be promoting but never did.

47--THAT'S where I've seen those pants before!! Or was it "One Day at a Time"?? :P

The sad thing is those pants are coming back into style.

Obviously Nick Lachey's dick was the portal to the fountain of youth 'cause since she's stopped getting it -she looks like hell.

wow. she looks bad. why, she was so pretty. drugs.

Chrissy Snow called and wants her pants back

Are those Bugle Boyz pants you're wearing?

She was never hot. One day she bleached her hair, lost a few pounds, and showed her ass. It distracted everyone from the ugliness that is her face.

I woulld pound her deep & hard. Then slam her doggystyle and finally glaze her face to show what a whore she really is.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FEET? FOR REAL THOUGH.

OK i'm actually loving that high-waisted pants are coming back, but these are ridiculously fug. I don't know which is worse: These atrocious nightmare slacks, or every single highschool girl I see crammed into "skinny jeans" with three inches of muffin top billowing out all around themselves.

And uh, why is she suddenly ten shades darker, and really ugly? Wasn't she in that video where she washed the car looking all stupid but hot?

68 & 69 LMFAO!

JESSICA SIMPSON...IS MY MOMMIE IN HERE WITH YOU... HER NAME IS BRITTNEY SPEARS I THINK.. MY BROTHER AND I ARE COLD, WET AND HUNGRY AND WE NEED ROCKED TO SLEEP.HELP,,MOMMIE,WHERE ARE YOU..MOMMIE!

High waisted jeans have become slightly in stlye again. Jess is doing this look all wrong though. Wrong size, fabric, cut, everything. She looks like total garbage.

Why is she becoming so ugly? She was so hot for a while there.

#5 - LMAO... You got any mustard in there...

I told you all... She is pregnant with John Mayers spawn....

Oh. My. Gawd.

One of the biggest pet peeves i have is when people with big boobs dont wear bras. I have nothing against big tits, im 36D, But come ON, you cannot pull off the braless look, okayyy????? Jesus, my eyes hurt.

and I wont even start on the pants.

#28 - I am me; I never was AFJ and he never was me. AFJ doesn't come around this neighborhood anymore, thanks to Wally.

Speaking of the douchebag, how many times did you continually refresh the page waiting for my post before you put up #26? You have to be wearing your parents' patience thin living in their basement stealing Internet service over their cable lines in order to be a cyberstalker. Go get some sun & recreation! Broaden your mind and come to terms with yourself before you morph into the next Cho Seung-Hui!

Gotta love the pants pulled up to the boobs and the boobs reaching for the pants.

I've been saying this girl had a horrible man-face since day one...no one would listen...if this isn't proof, I don't know what is.

great mom jeans O.O

But she was hot in Dukes of Hazzard and Employee of the Month. I'll hold on to those memories.

this must be some kind of joke.

i saw a picture of scarlett johansson wearing mom jeans not too long ago. mom jeans are in.

also, wow she looks like hell. it looks like she caught that rapid aging disease lindsay lohan has.

Send Spears to Iraq, she's done singing and after all is the anti-christ..she should be able to KILL THEM ALLL.......Jessica Simpson, ashamed of you,,,can do better than that old sacastic man..you'll be sorry later if you not already.....

Is this a freaking joke... come on people!!! If you really think that Jessica looks fat.. you should get your head checked.. Even in these pictures here.. she still looks better than majority of you!! Stop being so damn jealous!

She looks like David Hasselhoff grandma