Apr 10 2007Charlotte Church is a tank

first??

Don't worry. Joe will like seeing your tits after prison.

and who cares. She sings Opera. Opera singers are fat. But really really really BAD top! What's with the shitty bathing suits lately?

who the fuck?

Damn I miss pregnant Britney...now that was some fun!

Beach Whale!

she looks less preggo and more fat.
When my friends were pregnant, they just got it in their tummies. I know some people are different, but oh my goodness, her's is less in her stomach area than anywhere else!
But are we forgetting to make fun of her corn rows?

Her bathing suit manages to make her boobs look as spread out and flat as possible(something every woman wants). She used to be so pretty, but yeah she looks more fat than pregnant.

who is she and why should I care?

Norway and Japan are the only two countries in the world that gleefully whale all they want in the face of international bans. Hopefully, this photo was taken on one of their beaches...right before the ship showed up.

It's her job to sing. She knows what she looks like in that two-piece, and she doesn't give a shit. Therefore, neither do I.

Who is this fatty and why should I care?

Seriously, enough fat chicks already.

So I'm assuming she now qualifies as one of Kate Moss's friends?

a) I may be wrong, but wasn't she that tiny little teenage singer? How the fuck did she end up looking like this?
b) Again, I may be wrong, but isn't she a teenage singer? This girl can't be much more than 20? How'd she get pregnant? Lemme guess, her pervy 40 year old director started dating her?
c) What's happening with her is not pregnant fat, that's just regular old fat! You can't even tell she's pregnant her, she's just one big fat chick. Granted, not nearly as bad as Kate Moss' friends!

Who the hell is this person?

I know she's pregnant, but you're really not supposed to put on more than about 35 pounds total during a pregnancy. She's not even showing yet, and it looks like she's already edging up on that 35lb mark.

"Even god cant change the past..." He sure wont be able to do anything about those saggies of yours char..

If we opened her up and used our nails to scrape all the excess yellowy fat from around her organs and under her skin, I bet we could collectively fill a 5gallon bucket, at least.

Of course, when we sewed her back up, her skin would be too big for her, and she'd look like an albino sharpei puppy.

When pregnant, I understand eating for 2 or whatever... but not 30. Jesus... Fatty Fat Fatterson.

She'll be frolicking on the beach in a tarp next week.

turdferguson, does your real name start with an M?

THAT is not baby fat. Unless the baby is in her thighs!

#13 not unless she masturbates in public. It's Kate's requirement, apparently.

WTF is going on with this damn site, another British celeb?? Jordan, Victoria Beckham and now Charlotte Church if I wanted to read about these people I'd buy a British tabloid. I want AMerican trashy celebs not the ones in my own backyard.

And it's not eating for two. It's eating for 1.2. I only gained 27 pounds!

Kate Moss Blows. Up. Girls. into. baloons.

#18 How many "hobbies" do you have? and are they all illegal?

Isn't Brittney smiling ear to ear over spilled semen on her shirt or hasn't Jenna lost some more weight or sumtin? This just does not qualify as news....who the fuck is she anyways?

First?! Am I first?!?!

Kate Moss masturbates in public?

Well, yes. Yes it does. Sure.

Shes like a giant Wotsit.

Wow I just Googled small, medium, then large pictures of Charlotte Church. That's a lot of gd bon bons and ice cream she's eating.

26 - not in Guantanamo Bay =X

She is 21, certainly old enough to have a kid. but damn, this chick looks way more than just pregnant. Actually, she doesn't even look pregnant. She just looks to be a lard ass.

People who sing opera should be banned from sunbathing.

30, your real name is MurdFerguson??

My cat smells suspiciously like popcorn. Do you suppose she's been cheating on me with another lap?

Jeeebus Christ Fish is this fatgirl day??

shes way fatter than me so I love her very much.

It's MRS. Turd Ferguson. Jeez.

This little wench sounds like a total turd. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Church Can you believe she has her own reality show in Wales? Who would want to watch this washed-up bitch on tv?

TV must suck in Wales.

Um, I've been pregnant twice. I don't remember looking like Shamu when I was pregnant. That isn't pregnancy fat on her, that is fat fat. She needs to stop eating junk and start exercising. She's nasty.

LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE DAD!!!!

and charlotte is suppose to be 4 months pregnant

and this is old news.. i saw this picture a couple days ago

IN OTHER NEWS.... Larry Birkhead has been found to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby!

Charlotte Church hasn't sang opera in years. She's a pop star in the UK, and a tabloid fixture....much like Lindsay and Britney are in the US. She's pretty much known for partying and getting boozed up in public, but now she's gotten pregnant by her Beckham wannabe metrosexual boyfriend

1.) Who is this?
2.)Wtf is wrong with her bikini(is that the right word for that?)
3.)Make her go away ASAP!!

Holy fuck Birkhead IS the daddy!!!!

So she is a little heavy, just a little more cushion for the pushin. I would hit that young cooter hard.

Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn!!

ok larrys ben the dad for like 15 minutes! where is the new post?!@

almost 2 wks ago Entertainment Tonight hinted (from a 'leak') that Birkhead was the sperminator .. I'm glad tho - I hate that lawyer

Jayzus, who invited shamoo?

Come on already - the Superficial is way too slow with its news. I want some Birkhead headlines!

KAH-BOOM! Jesus.

that bathing suit looks like it's holding on for dear life!
i've seen cows cuter than her (and she's bigger than one.)
charlotte church is fat regardless if she's pregnant or not. she's just...fat.

#28 sorry...you're number 28. keep trying though.

I like Charlotte.

She's got an awesome accent and she's not afraid to rip into someone.

Didn't she used to be a child prodigy? I haven't seen her in years.

Boy did she get fat.

Is she pregnant, or did she just swallow Jonah?

she looks like a big fat fucking butch bull dyke. fuck her.

#58 both. jonah's due in about 4 months

Is that bathing suit from the Uma Therman collection? I did not know it was in fashion to tuck your tits under your arm pits.

@59 Dang!! Do you kiss jrzdaddy with that mouth?

Dude... there's better news to be posted right now...

What a fat pig, that's what she gets for saying 9-11 was no big deal, and the firemen who lost friends in New York City should "stop whining."

Fat bitch. You're as fat as your career is dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmWqPUpFUY

She doesn't look pregnant. She looks fat. Not the same thing.

TurdFurguson- Are you also Bob Packwood?

'Fishdude was watching the video of Charlotte Church bounding around on the beach and her billowing rolls lulled him into a sweet slumber.

Wake up, Fish, there's babydaddy DNA news!

she looks like a cow! Only 4 months pregnant, too!

Beyond the baby bulge,(And at only four months, there shouldn't be that much of a bulge) there comes a time when you must either step away from the bikini or the donuts...the twain do not work together, unless you're bulimic.

All that blubber is not from being pregnant. She has been hitting the all night ice cream bar. I bet her husband has not has a good blowjob in weeks with all of that eating

Isn't this the bitch that said we shouldn't treat the 9/11 firemen like celebrities "'cause they're not?" And didn't Tina Fey say on SNL that she would be fat when she got older?

Ahh, I found it: "In a recent interview, 15-year-old British opera star Charlotte Church said that New Yorkers are being overdramatic about the attacks of 9/11, and that firefighters are being treated like stars, which she "just doesn't agree with." But don't be too hard on Charlotte, because she's only 15, and when she grows up, she's gonna be fat!"

and since it's taking superfish forever,
larry birkhead is the father of anna nicole's baby

yes she is most def FAT..when you're pregnant your arms, neck, and legs don't triple in size and roles of flab don't suddenly appear falling off your back...this girl needs to start watching what she eats, because when she gets closer to that last month, she's IS going to be a big as a whale!

I don't get this site - she doesn't look that big or bad at all. She is a little heavy, but give me a break - she's not as big as many here are alluding to. What's with the posters on this site - you make fun of "celebrities" if they're too skinny and then you make fun of them if they're a bit chunky. They're damned if they do and damned if they don't. I'm sure that everyone here is perfect looking right? Personally, I think Charlotte Church looks pretty attractive in this picture.

damn it, i didn't know u carried the fetus in ur legs!

She is obviously not that pregnant. She must have been fat before cuz those legs are huge and nasty. And for the love of god have some taste an wear a freakin tankini!

http://www.index.hr/images2/CharlotteChurchvideo1V.jpg

Hey Charlotte . . . Rosie O'Donnel called.
She wants her legs back.

This can't be Charlotte Church!!!!!!!!! This looks like a light version of a black person. Not our pretty little Charlotte!

Instead of being the singer Charlotte Church she looks more like the local fish and chips stall owner.Luckily for her it's the voice what's most important.But she's trying us out and pushing it to the limits.

Wow still no one had made a joke about her trying to look like a rapper. maybe she thought it was a way to deter from anyone looking at her fat ass oh well guess that plan went down in flames.... Oh #75 only reason being too fat is bad for celebrities is cause they know they are in the limelight and if they do get fat everyone will be talking Sh*t. and if they are Un-healthy skinny people also make fun of that. there is a healthy weight people could stay at if they know they are in the public eye. good example Kate Beckinsale, or even *cough* Drew Barrymore.

Seriously, that's absolutely disgusting. Why do fat people wear bikinis? They should be shot.

I guess I will have to be Larry Birkhead's body guard now.. to keep the horde of whores away that are trying to get their slimy hooks into him now.

#75 More succinct: what is NOT to be made fun of?? Whale blubber that puts on a bikini is funny (and gross)and Nicole bearing an uncanny resemblance to Mahatma Ghandi while strutting down a beach (also grossly in a bikini)is funny (and scary) so basically, anyone who wears a bikini is fair game. Because even if you have a perfect body we are going to say you look like a tranny. Funny stuff.

I'd still suck on her brown eye between her huge, pillowy asscheeks for hours.

She shall henceforth be known as 'Charlotte Cathedral'.

And, I'm sorry, but white chicks do not look good with 'rows.

First of all, Charlotte Church is NOT AN OPERA SINGER! Calling her an opera singer is offensive to actual opera singers. She and her idol, Sarah Brightman, are pop/musical theater singers who attempt to sing operatic material. That doesn't make them opera singers. Far from it.

Secondly, whether your preggers or not, you really should know where to draw the line between good and bad taste. If you have a lot of self-esteem and you don't care how you look in a bikini, please consider others who have to see it as well.

I have to only wonder how many of us look any better in a bathing suit. Well, I know I do. But I can speak for all of.. us.

So hot....

Wow, I thought I was fat...her thigh is the same size as my waist...holy smokes!!!
I don't really know her, did she used to be skinny or something? I mean why is this news?

Why are the straps under her arms and not over the shoulder?

Well, many women carry differently when pregnant. I carried my babies in my uterus. Ms. Church apparently carries her babies in her thighs, ass, tits and love handles.

I am finding it harder and harder to believe that this is the same girl...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/samdiablo/images655737_Charlotte_Church3.jpg

Anyone else is disbelief?????!

@90 I have seen your picture, you are not fat, and you are cuddly

Awwww....I'm cuddly???

she doesn't even look preg. just giggly

Well this is Charlotte Church, she did once say (though this probably wasn't picked up on in the US press) that shes a normal girl who love curries.

She looks normally fat, i'd be happy with that preganant and fat. i'd be more worried if she were Jordan and fat

Who the hell is she?

eh she just needs a different bathing suit. everyone is entitled to swim, the ocean doesn't care.

i'm glad not all of the "celebrities" are perfect looking.

Yes...

Hey is there a new post yet? This crappy dial-up at work was still stuck on the Scarlett Johanson deal until like an hour ago...I was wondering why someone brought up Charlotte Church out of the blue on one of the other threads

Fish Guy,
That is very offensive to say this woman looks like a car. She looks more like a golf cart.

My God that binkini actually looks like it is pain. I think I can hear the top screaming.

FRIST - Yes there is a story about David Buckethead and how he is the father of Anna's little bastard. The rich little bastard

If she doesn't care, then we shouldn't care what she looks like swimming. She didn't ask to have her picture taken , then posted on this site for all to judge her. Like everyone is perfect every second of their lives.

Poor thing. But she always did look like she was just keeping the 'fat' just barely at bay.

Yeah yeah she's bigger than she used to be, knocked up by a footballer, may have been behind 9/11, blah blah blah... but here's the real question: why is she wearing cornrows?

That ain't skinny dipping, that's chunky dunking...

my eyes just exploded and I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth! Thanks Superfish! She looks like she exploded from the inside of a pumpkin..I mean pregnant women can still be beautiful, but da-yammm. Can't you photoshop Alessandra Ambrosio's head on top to lessen the pain???

On behalt of the people of Wales, leave Charlotte alone.

she's pregnant for cryin out loud.. what do you expect her body to look like in a bikini??

The fat shit opened her big mouth about 9/11.. Friggin cow.

she's pregnant. she's allowed to be fat. but for god's sake put away the bikini.

Haha, exactly #111.
She's apparently supposed to be thin, light skinned, and oh so pretty in order to look like a beautiful pregnant woman.

You know, she's supposed to look unreal.

I'm not sure if anyone has said this (as I don't feel like combing through the rubbish) but I think she pulled down the halter part of her bikini top, which is why it looks so weird. She was probably trying to avoid tan lines. I know this is a random comment, but I just thought I'd throw it in.

Charlotte is hot! I want to bend her over and spank that big ole ass with my one eyed soldier, then probe her chocolate star until she sings that high 'C" note and shatters all the glass in the neighborhood.

Now that would be fun!!

For anybody that wants to slam her, watch footage of her talk show. She'll tear into anyone about anything...and for the right reasons.

That and her accent is SEXY.

this is the worst pregnant ever!
she doesnt even look like she is pregnant... she is just fat!

Yo, um, singer-type chick. Like, the straps in your bathing suit? They actually serve a purpose! They hold your tits up. Just a quick tip, ya know.

110--On behalf of America....fuck you and Charlotte Church.

I think it's hilarious that this fat fuck is from W(h)ales. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Nice fucking cornrows, too.....A Wigger from Whales

I hope Gavin Hanson isn't the father. That would be sad.

@120 -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

She better hope there's no eskimos around.

She was living large and in charge before she got knocked up. Now, she just has more of an excuse to let herself go.

That bikini she is wearing is fucked. She had the tie around her neck and then slipped it behind her back for some lame-assed reason. A look maybe someone else could possibly pull off but not her.

And, lastly, if you know you look that ghastly in a suit, why would you cornrow your hair as well???? Please! White girls shouldn't cornrow their hair. Attractive on women of color, hell yeah! Attractive on some white girl from W(h)ales (kuddos, number 120), natch!

CAN I JUST SAY THAT I HAVE READ ALL THESE COMMENTS ABOUT CHARLOTTE CHURCH AND I AM DISGUSTED AT YOUR BEHAVIOUR. IN A WORLD WHERE SKINNY MODELS ARE ROLE MODELS AND THERE IS PUBLIC OUTCRY OVER THE ANOREXIA DEVELOPING AT RAPID SPEED, I THINK IT'S REFRESHING TO SEE A CURVY GIRL. CHARLOTTE IS A NORMAL SIZED GIRL. YOU ARE HYPOCRITES...ONE DAY YOU'RE SAYING NICOLE RICHIE NEEDS A BIG MAC AND THE NEXT YOU'RE SAYING CHARLOTTE IS FAT!! SINCE WHEN IS A SIZE 12 FAT?! AND SHE'S PREGNANT SO GET A LIFE

Oh fuck off^^^

125--Can I just say, first of all, your deathgrip on your CapsLock key is astounding. Secondly, we may have given her a mulligan for being so fucking fat and wiggered out if it weren't for this little gem..."In a recent interview, 15-year-old British opera star Charlotte Church said that New Yorkers are being overdramatic about the attacks of 9/11, and that firefighters are being treated like stars, which she "just doesn't agree with."

so, in closing, fuck you.

117--"She'll tear into anyone about anything"... I'd love to meet her some day.

A bunch of people are writing, "Who is she and why should I care?"

Why the fuck do you care whether it's Paris Hilton or Charlotte Church? Does it really affect your life in any way? Are you that pathetic? I'm assuming everyone who has time to keep up on every post, comment, reply, etc. on this site is a total fucking loser.

You lot can all bugger off and leave her alone. Shes got more money than you have pubic hairs so even though you may think she is a "tank", shes a bloody rich one. :)

Oh and Charlotte church is a better role model than any of your stupid american exports like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie.

To be fair, you have been going on about 9/11 for ages now. Build a bridge and get over it, innit bruv. Ja'min?

130--your money comment is pretty fucking funny...coming from a socialist.

MsSocialist--you're just an ignorant fucking cunt....that's really all there is to it.

#120 - Oh you suck! When I read #110 I so wanted to make a W(h)ales joke, but I was too damn delayed in reading these posts, and now if I make such a joke I'm just going to seem like I'm copying you. Argh, thanks a fucking lot!

But seriously, the fact that the girl is from Wales is just too friggin funny!

The Charlotte Cathedral joke was pretty clever. Let's call her Char-alot from Whales.

#125 sounds like a fatty

This is what you guys consider incredibly fat? The woman is certainly overweight (in addition to being pregnant), but when I think morbidly obese I think Aretha Franklin.

I don't understand why she's making matters worse in that bikini, though.

I can't tell if #130 is defending her or insulting her? Most of the pussy I eat is shaved, so no pubes there. And I like to keep it relatively clean cut also (I do it for the ladies, I'm nice like that). So that being said, when #130 says "Shes got more money than you have pubic hairs", I can't help but think that she must be pretty damn broke. Regardless, who makes a joke like that?

But anyways, if she was once rich, perhaps she spent all her money on food? Or maybe she donated to her local government (i.e. the Save the W(h)ales Fund)? Or perhaps she's a strong contributor to her Church? Wow, I'm friggin hillarious this morning!!!

130 is right......Char-Alot is a Roll Model--a Fat-Roll Model!!

21 is not "certainly" old enough to have a child. where the fuck are you from #34. lousiana? mississippi? some other place that advocates children having children? jesus no wonder you jackasses dont get anything done down there. too busy having a shitload of kids and too young an age. dipshits.

My god, all those 9/11, anti socialism and anti british comments are so funny... Its almost like if everybody in this world should think like a 40 years old redneck. You guys have the most obese population and you laugh at some girl that is a little overweight?
Jrzmummyfucker will probably say that i'm an ignorant cunt (like she always says when somebody disagree with her) but you know, I don't care, i will just continue dreaming about airplanes crashing on her house.

9/11 was bollocks. Why are you so shocked that the whole world hates you and wants to fly aeroplanes into your buildings? Shame there wasnt one directed at the white house now that WOULD have been very very sad.

#138, i want to say something to you in your language so you will understand but what? hmm, i think i'll go with you are a douchebag. innit.

#142 - You are truly brilliant! Thanks for responding in "my language" so I'd understand? Wait, what is my language? And how does referring to me as a douchebag help to clarify anything related to my post? Oh, wait, I get it, you're one of those people who, when you have nothing smart to say, just calls people names. That's really clever of you.

And you think the death of thousands is nonsense (or "bollocks")? You think terrorism is understandable? Seriously? And you're the one trying to imply that calling me a "douchebag" is speaking in my langauage. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

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don't be ridiculous...
Everybody (I mean, every country except USA) knows that 9/11 is a big lie. Of course the death of thousand innocent is a shame but this terrorists thesis?? Get over it. Bush did it. And your fucking ''we will save the world!!'' attitude did it. You almost asked for it. Your country is the new Nazy. You are the one who invade other countries with your bombs, your soldiers, your culture (can we really call that a ''culture''??), your gastronomy (junk food, corn syrup, i see corn syrup everywere...), your food industrialisation, your music (i mean noise) your movies (i mean porn) and your philosophy (i mean ignorance). So fuck off you silly patriotic shit. Everybody in the world hates your country, open your eyes and jump out of the window. (thank you jrzmummy, i know, i'm stupid/ignorant/cunt/silly/crazy and everything that You are and you keep projecting on me)

How did a thread on this greasy whale devolve into a paranoid rant about kooky 9/11 conspiracies?

Yo, I was there. Planes hijacked by Muslims flew into the buildings. al Quaeda took credit, enough said.

Shut up and show some respect for the dead.

NEVER FORGET.

By the way, this girl is pregnant. So all the fuckin fatty computer addict here should stop believe their own lies when they say that they are better than she is. You're 115 lbs and have DDD boobs? It's ashame you don't have a picture to prove it... You are athletic and you eat thousand of (shaved) pussies a day? Great, that's a normal fantasy for a 14 years old virgin. Your boyfriend says that you are cuter than alessandra ambrosio? Maybe he just want a (another) blowjob. You have 15 babies and your still slim and tight as a 20 years old cheerleaders? Well, great for you! that is call anorexia. Your girlfriend says your dick is the bigger? Maybe she just don't want to be slap in the face... again.

*moaning*
(jrz)mommy, I see planes everywhere! planes are bad! planes are evil!
No darling, muslims are bad, all strangers are bad.

Mia, you are so completely ignorant, it's disgusting. Most Americans aren't happy with what is going on with our country right now, most of us are against the war, against Bush, and aren't the obese, porn-watching, money hungry assholes you write us out to be. Maybe if you were just somewhat intelligent (we're not asking for miracles), you would see that. As much as I hate George Bush, there is no way in HELL that he planned that attack. There's just no way. You really think he's that smart? Honestly? And I don't know where you're from, but we're not the only country who is in danger of being attacked. And if it weren't for us being attacked, England would be just as fucked because no one would have beefed up security the way they did after 9/11.

If you want to start a political debate, here's really not the place to do it. Further proving what an ignorant piece of shit you must be. It's people like you, walking around with all this animosity towards a group of people you don't even KNOW, that makes this world such a shitty place to live in. If you want to worry about what's going on in other countries, why don't you get off your lazy ass and try doing something about it? Grouping Americans together and talking about how awful we are puts you in the same class as George W. So have fun with that, dick.

#144 (mia)...

I won't even address the moronic lunacy of your arguments. however, i would like to implore you ...before you write anything...please learn how to spell or construct a sentence intelligently. otherwise, dearest, anything you say will be taken as seriously as a second grader would be when talking about such heady topics. oh sorry, unless you are a 2nd grader, then all is forgiven. but then again, a 7 year old may know how to spell "nazi" so that can't be you.

go to school. get an education. grow a brain. then come back.

Really, i'm the one with all this animosity towards group of people i don't know? I know, iraqis, afghans, syrians, iranians, palestinians, chineses, russians etc, they are not group of people, so you have the right to kill them.

By the way, Bush wasn't elected by other countries. You did it.

Citizens got the ruler they deserve.

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Unlike you, i have a good reason to write like a retarded. I'm a french canadian.

Here, we have Stephen Harper, the fuckfriend of Bush. Is that great?

mia:"Really, i'm the one with all this animosity towards group of people i don't know?"

Yes you are by making sweeping idiotic generalizations about 300 million Americans that you never met. Grow up. Or learn to read , or something..

If there is something I love about american (what the fuck?? you don't possess all 3 americas, why you call yourself american??)
is the way they enjoy masturbating on their flag. Or on Jesus, or the sake of Democracy!

First off, I never voted for him. Secondly, the 2000 election wasn't won by him, it was won by Gore and rigged by the powers that be. Americans are the ones who are hurt the most by him being in office. We also don't think it's right to kill groups of people. The agenda in Iraq isn't to kill as many people as possible, in fact, the Iraqis are the ones who are causing more deaths than any troops over there. I'm totally against the war, but still intelligent enough to see that. The point is to Americanize Iraq, still wrong, but not as bad as you make it out to be. Seriously, learn something. It might do you some good.

Oh, and keep talking shit about our music, Mia...considering you guys dumped Celine Dion in our laps and won't take her back. That's all YOU!

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You are the one with all this animosity towards group of people you don't know by making sweeping idiotic generalizations about 6.5 billion human being that you never met and you want to control.

Jesus Tap Dancing Fucking Christ on a Merry Go Round....is it a full fucking moon? Is it Raging Fucking Asshole Day here at the Fish?

Gems From Mia:
muslims are bad
all strangers are bad.
9/11 is a big lie
You almost asked for it. Your country is the new Nazy.
your philosophy (i mean ignorance)
Everybody in the world hates your country
i will just continue dreaming about airplanes crashing on her house.

But it's the Americans who are full of hate. *rolls eyes*

#151 (mia)

oh, i'm sorry, you have TWO strikes against you then!

i will try to write more elementary so you can understand the words i'm typing. sorry if i offended your simple mind. i'm an immigrant from asia so what's your point again? even though being french canadian must suck, it's no excuse for being stupid.

go read a book or something.

so mia, oh great genius, if 'we deserved 9/11' then why did we 'do it to ourselves?'

MAKE UP YOUR INSIPID MIND. THANKS.

156
we thought she was talentless, stupid and ugly, so we give it to you, were she belong...

155
I know, its difficult to see that you're media a saying shit. But everybody in the world does it. You will be able soon...
Americanize Iraq not bad as i think??
do you know that the civilian would prefer the return of zombie Saddam Hussein ( that would make a great Schwartzenegger movie title)
than this chaotic shit they are in?? But you american love to believe you are so essential for the sake of all that is good.

And if you don't like bush, stop defending his atrocities.

157. #153
"You are the one with all this animosity towards group of people you don't know by making sweeping idiotic generalizations about 6.5 billion human being that you never met and you want to control."

+++CUCKOO ALERT+++++
WOOP WOOP!
Mia gets the tin foil hat prize.

This Mia moron reminds me of Stacyy The Greek....anyone remember that asshat last summer?

I didn't vote for Bush, but you are a good reason to become a Republican.

Move to Syria. Then come and talk sh!t.

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At least i just hate american, not the rest of the world, like you do.
When i said muslim and stranger are bad, i was speaking like if i was an american. But you didn't understood me because my statment was too stupid. Like a real american would write.

159
My god, you are an immigrant, so you must be a saint. You went to america, so you are as stupid as the rest of them. I'm sorry you haven't understand yet that i've got a good excuse to write like shit.

160
bush did it because he wanted a ''good'' reason for is stupid antimissile shield.

mia, go blow.

Et toi, vas mettre ta soeur dans le cul pauvre con.

165--Since when is poor grammar excused?

167
"And you, put to your sister in the bottom poor idiot"

That's all you can come up with?
Poor you! LMAO!

Since I'm not an english speaker.

I never said I hate the world. I hate you, and people like you, but I never said I hate the rest of the world.

You're like fucking herpes, Mia.

170, thank you Capt. Obvious

169
your google translator did a poor job...
''mettre'' in french, is an expression that means ''fuck'' in english.

171
and you have a lonnnng experience with it...

#165 (mia)...

i understand that you are only sharing your ignorance with us just to be incendiary and cause an uproar because this is the only way you get any attention from anyone.

i'm sorry that your mother didn't like you or that your dad beat you and now all you can do is drink in these comments like love pouring from your family. i guess all these remarks about your stupidity must remind you of your family anyway so it's only natural that you'd be drawn to it.

my point about being an immigrant is that english is not my first language either so you have no excuse for coming across as retarded. even retarded people spell better than you so stop offending them, too.

Doncha love how asshats from other countries squall about how nasty America is and how much everyone hates us (which is what they did to Britain when THEY were in power), then they get all snotty and self-righteous if Americans lash back?

They sit there spewing hatred and bile about how evil America is, how innocent people deserve to be killed in multiple countries (not just the US), how 9/11 is a big lie, everyone hates Americans, etc.

Why? Because Americans are, like, SO hateful and mean. Hypocritical much? Any asshole who squalls about "you asked for it" and "who cares if people died?" deserves to be at the next target.

Wow Just Wow, amen to that. Little squeaky Mia talking trash about 300 million people from vastly disparate subcultures and living conditions, not to mention religions and political affiliations. Yet to the little whiny hick, they're all "Americans."

And Mia needs to go back on her medication. Either that, or they need to put that pretty white jacket back on her.

On topic, that is NOT a healthy curvy girl. She has big rolls and giant tubs of flab around her -- and it can't be blamed on pregancy, since a first-time four-monther should barely be showing. She's just fat, and she's gonna get fatter since she will think, "Well, I'm eating for two, so I should eat more bonbons."

And i don't think that ''cul'' should be translated in ''bottom'' its more like ''ass'' with a good nasal american accent.

Oh for fucking piss sakes....here comes the fucking french bullshit. This is where I gotta leave because it just becomes a portal to hell now. Mia you fucking..... ruinator.

mia, oh mia. poor little hateful mia..

maybe the online translator didn't approve of your foul mouth. so obviously a poor substitute for an actual thought.

stop degrading yourself and go find something useful to do.

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When i say i'm a french canadian, I mean I live in Quebec city, were everybody speak french. You, on the other hand, live in a country were everybody speak english, so what's your point? That a should be able to speak english as good as you? No ignorant bitch! Nobody speak english were i live. Why should I be perfectly bilingual??

Oh god....this Mia flare up can only mean one thing....Ghoulia is lurking somewhere.

My god

Finally you people are able to talk about something else than boobs and fat. It just took a stranger to show you how.

My work is done here, have a nice day! suckers.

#180 (mia)...

you're french AND canadian. oh, you poor fuck. i don't think i've felt sorrier for anyone in a long time.

yes, i live in america where everyone speaks english (except in california where spanish is required) but the grammar and sentence structure i'm using now was taught and learned in school in asia. so, as you are here, you obviously acted like an asshole in school also and didn't learn a thing...like formulating a coherent thought.

you don't have to be super bilingual. i'm not either. i wouldn't ask you to be anything i'm not. unlike you, i don't live in a fantasy world. but you just have to know, no one takes you seriously because you sound like your poor ass-fucked sister who is bound, gagged, and asking for more.

#181 jrz, that IS ghoulia (juliabella) - notice how her English improves so quickly once you outed her? (It always starts out OK then goes heavily into the crapper - another reason she's not very good at this.)

Yeah, she's just gonna take credit for "improving" this thread and anything else she can think of. Then she's gonna be Napoleon tomorrow and Jesus Christ on Friday. It's a full life.

Nice try acting like you had an agenda all along, Mia. Everyone knows you're just an ignorant douche-spigot. If all the people like you in the world died, we would finally have world peace. Why don't you set an example for the rest of them and throw yourself off the tallest building you can find.

Besides, if there's one thing that all the countries can agree on, it's that the French are a bunch of blubbering vaginas.

Hey Plowshit, are you still doing whitegold or lo-blow,you guys are so gay, sitting here talking about an opera singer, when you are so freaking gay, and that bitch jrzmommy,did you find you babies daddy yet? You keep saying you leaving and there you are again, no one needs your stupid comments. Keep looking, one day you might find his daddy, that's why your so angry, single mom, ruined your life, couldn't keep your legs shut, ya that's right, your the whore....

I dare to state the blatantly obvious when I say kelli is fucking insane.

aren't all opera singers fat?

....oh yeah,Kanucks Suck

I love when pregnancy brings out the inner fatty.

Why do women let themselves go like this. What? Did her doc tell her she was having 50 kids because that is the only reason she should be eating as much as she ate in order to get this fat.

All I remeber is Charlotte Church some homely little preteen that sang music I would never want to listen to and now she is a pregnant orca at Sea World? Life is crazy weird.

I can't believe the comments coming out of American mouths...insulting a girl just because she's from UK. Americans can talk!!
They all weigh more than elephants, ooze falseness and say stuff like "Golly jee, I just love twinkies and oh my golly I like your pants!"
American's are so cheesy...they think Paris Hilton is a celebrity and you all have no sense of reality. 9/11 happened because your people are annoying. The UK chatshows and comedies are always making fun of you for your stupidity. You watch ELLEN and the audience in that show DANCES ALONG TO THE MUSIC!!! I MEAN, HOW CORNY!!!!
Go and buy a jumbo bag of crisps....oh, crisps are the proper name for potato chips...Everything in USA is huge...people, food.....

I mean...you go to the UK on holiday....HOLIDAY IS THE PROPER NAME FOR VACATION...and you all wear XXXXXXLLL Large T-shirts and shorts and sunglasses and you carry huge backpacks..I mean, where do you think you're going? The north pole? You're just advertising yourselves to thieves!! The thieves think "Oh there's a yank, how thick, lets rob them".
Why do you lot say stuff like "potato chips" and "pants" and "sure" and "cool" and "golly" and WHAT ARE TWINKIES!? We only have to look at the American shows that are shown on UK tv to see how sad you really are...CSI..Even the theme tune is sad! Oh and Sunset Beach...how embarrassing..You people should be ashamed

You watch stuff like American's Next Top Model....you even ruined a perfectly excellent ENGLISH SHOW...Pop Idol`which you just had to rename American Idol because you people think you rule the world.....you're responsible for vomit-inducing Mandy Moore and JoJo..i mean, I feel sorry for you having to live in such a fucked up country where everyone wants to bomb you...why did they bomb you? Because they hated Barney and FRIENDS and Desperate Housewives and Lost

Ok Mia bitch,you asked for it... First off,we hate the French & they hate us, so who cares about you and you freakin proper holiday or crisp words,,speak freaking American or get the hell outta here. Second, you say that you only hate America and not other countries, lier! This is the melting pot and people are here from every freakin country, you asshole. Why do you care so much what we watch on TV, eat, like, or listen to music? We have the best music around the world. Our rappers could out rap any of you French idiots anyday. You need to quit trashing us, we know that WE ARE THE GREAT SATAN, SO WHAT! Go cry to your gay French guys, I'm sure they care. As far as 9 freakin 11 goes, its none of your business. You don't live here, so shut the F up, bitch.

Oh yea, I think IrishGal & Mia are the same people. Afer all, the are American haters. Maybe she wants to bomb us, sounds like it. Why don't you shove a twinkie up your ass, and isn't it funny how this bitch knows all about our TV shows. Sounds to me like you watch them more than us! One things for sure, if we don't rule the world, we don't have to worry about the French ruling anything. They don't even have an Army, their men are bakers of bread, I saw that French asshole guy on Wife Swap. Asshole was baking bread in his filthy house and the Marine lady that came to live there for a week, about shit herself when she saw all the bugs and dirt in his house. She couldn't even pet the dog it never had a bath in its life and she made him bath it. So, bitch looks like you French idiots could learn a thing or two from us Great Americans. YOU ONLY WISH YOU WERE AMERICAN, AND YOU KNOW IT!

Erm, krazihottkelli, my name is not Mia so maybe you should get some spectacles (haha then you could look like Ugly Betty) and secondly, I am not French, don't know what gave you that idea!!!
Go and have a corndog or whatever crap you eat

193--yes, the citizens of the USA unilaterally renamed Pop Idol to American Idol....the producers of the show (British, I may point out) had positively nothing at all to do with that. Fucking retard.

Kelli with an I--please...pretend you're not an American.

Hey Irish Cow...you must love America, or you wouldn't know so much about what we have. Sounds like you want a corndog and a twinkie shoved up you ass, yea its big enough , you cow. Besides, all those stupid shows you mentioned, no one watches, but you, asshole. Sounds like you feel sorry for us, maybe you belong to the muslums and that's why your so mad. Hurry, someone call the FBI, this bitch wants up blown up.

HEY jrzmommy, go have another kid out of wedlock and keep lookin, your babies daddy is somewhere out there, its probably related to the IrishCow....

Hey, what is with all this insult throwing - nothing to do with Charlotte Church, who, i might add isn't really that fat at all - that photo is just a bad angle - another recent pic is here http://www.respectingothers.org.uk/images/charlotte-church.jpg She's not exactly skinny but she's a normal curvy girl and ballsy with it, which is why the Brits and particularly the Welsh are so fond of her. Incidentally, the father of her baby is Gavin Henson, a star Rugby player for Wales.

FFFFFFFFFF the U freakin K, commi's your country sucks..You have nothing and we have everything and you can't freakin stand it. You have men telling you ass what to do and how to live and American women don't take that shit lying down, so eat shit and die and I am sooooo glad your jealous ass don't live here..... keep admiring us, we hear ya...BITCH

Wow, and the stimulating debate rages on...it also makes me sad that I couldn't have spent my whole evening on here...but I'll throw a few comments now...

So I believe all this started way back around post #144, in response to my post. Now, geez, what could I possible say to refute the intelligent arguments made by #144...where to begin...oh, I know...how about the fact that I'm not an American? Yeah, that kind of makes your whole comment seem even more stupid, doesn't it?

#186 - Who are you and why are you mentioning my name in some gay fantasy you have? But let's review your stimulating comments so I can respond...okay, we have a gay joke, a baby's momma joke, a gay joke, a baby's momma joke, oh look, a gay joke, and, wow, a baby's momma joke. Repeating the same stupidity really isn't funny or insulting. And when your insults are completely made up also, then it's just sad.

#191 to 193 - For someone who claims American stuff is such rubbish, you certainly do seem to know a whole lot about it. Apparently you watch the shows (CSI, Ugly Betty, American Idol), listen to the music, eat the food, and admire the culture. I think you're secretely an American lover.

#200 Kelli,

From your comments, I can tell you've never been to the UK. What makes you think that the men tell the women how to live?

Whitegold, the only reason I know about the American shit tv shows is because the whole of Europe cannot believe you people actually watch it....
You lard asses sit over there with your superdupersize big macs and talk in that ANNOYING accent.."Golly golly gumdrops I am like SO american"
No wonder we in the UK and Ireland hate you...we all think you're like Paris Hilton..When our celebrities come back from USA they all say what a fucked up place it is. What the hell are doing sucking George Bush's ass? And OH MY GOD at the Michael Jackson trial, there was a woman, american obviously, letting loose some doves!!! HOW SAD IS THAT? SO OVER THE TOP..AMERICANS ARE OVER THE TOP ANYWAY...

Tacky....look at the false smiles on big ass JLo, Halle Berry and Teri Hatcher.
Whenever you lot talk about something, everything is "so great". Everything you talk about is "like, way cool" and "awesome". I mean, I've seen Oprah....why do you treat chatshows so seriously? Have you seen the audiences in Oprah? THEY ACTUALLY CRY!!!!! AND ITS ONLY A SHOW!!!!!!!

BY THE WAY YOU AMERICANS NEED TO CHANGE YOUR WATCHES AND CLOCKS BECAUSE IT'S 3PM IN IRELAND AND THE UK, NOT 7AM...WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE? yOU'RE WAY BEHIND US....YOU KNOW WHAT EUROPEANS CALL LOS ANGELES? LALA LAND....EVEN VICTORIA BECKHAM CALLS IT LALA LAND.

I wanna hear some UK and Ireland views....back me up, homies....oops sorry, I became american there.
Snoop Dogg says stuff like "nizzle" and "homies". I mean, what is UP WITH THAT??!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS A PURE BEACHED WHALE WHO SHOULD BE DESTROYED.

Hey IrishGal, I am from England and I can honestly say its a fucking shit hole!! This country is a piece of shit. Ireland is also a turd hole because those whores over there cant keep their legs shut and produce like rabbits. There is such a thing as a condom. Wales is just as bad as England, Scotland is better than England but there still is no future there.

IrishGal--at least JLo and Halle, etc. have TEETH and not fucking black stubs.

#Liverpool FC
So move? If you don't want to be here, no-one's making you stay!

Ok, IrishGal, if American's are so awful how come we don't entertain ourselves by making fun of other countries? How come Britain, Australia, and a bunch of other countries have adopted shows we put on tv first? How come other shows from other countries WANT to be shown in America to reach a bigger audience and make them international superstars?

No one over here likes Paris Hilton. The only reason the paparazzi follow her around is so we can ridicule her until she finally puts a bullet in her brain. At least the pap's here know better than to chase our own royalty to their untimely deaths. And you guys have Pete Doherty as a celebrity whose only claim to fame is that he's still alive after the massive amount of drugs he puts into his body. Well done, UK!

I know a lot of British people, I've been to England and they're the NICEST fucking people on the planet. They all seemed to love that I was American, along with the people I was with, and I had the best time there.

Every country has assholes in it, that's just the way PEOPLE are no matter where they're from. Quit categorizing us with your hypocritical bullshit. Every country has its downfalls.

BTW, if everyone hates us so god damn much, why does EVERYONE want to come here? That's right...cunt.

A few more things for IrishCunt, Victoria Beckham has the IQ of a piece of lint I found under my bed. Nothing she says should have any affect on anyone, no matter where they live.

L.A. is a dump. The only people who want to live there are people in the movie industry. Normal people tend to realize how shitty it is there.

And did you really need to ask the time zone question? Are we the only ones in a different time zone than you? Are you aware it would make no sense if we were in the same time zone? You're really making yourself out to be pretty fucking stupid here. And you call US stupid?

People in other countries go way crazier for Michael Jackson than we do, trust me. Why do you think he's moving out of the country and is hardly ever in the U.S. to begin with?

And I think you're just mad that you have to eat shitty English food. Wow...baked beans and shepherd's pie. That's all you got. Yeah they're good, but they're nothing compared to what we can whip up over here.

You must also be mad because England hasn't discovered the art of brushing ones teeth, or braces, or tartar control.

The fact is, different countries do things differently. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way. You can accept it and live your life however you want and not worry about what others are doing, or you can dwell on it and be miserable. Your choice! Either way, I'm a happy American who can do anything I want, so I don't care.

For all the french haters here, just a little lesson of geography.
Like I've said many times, i'm canadian. So, what is your point when you say that all french make bread??

I Know it is difficult to believe that there are other countrie in North America than usa, but there are.

And if all your crappy food/tv/music is everywhere it is not because its the best. Just because it is the most accessible for all the loosers in the world.

For you who claimed to be immigrant, you live in america, so you are american. It doesn't matter where you are from. You take all american's culture and you defend it. You are a stupid as the rest of them. (yes, i speak english like shit, i know, get over it.)

Mia, you're not only Canadian, you're FRENCH Canadian. "French" being the operative word here. Why are the people from Canada french? Because they originally came from FRANCE! Fucking moron.

It is so freakin funny that Mia'a only support came from Liverpool and that bitch told the truth how it really is over there. That place sucks, no wonder she won't shut the hell up. She wants up to tell her about our fan-freakin country. Bitch, we were born here and we are not immigrants, hello, freakin born here, wake that bitch up. French people make me sick, there's no way in hell I would ever go anywhere near someone FRENCH , or would I eat their shit for food....

Ah it's great to see that the stereotypes still live!! You Yanks are getting all so uptight about my comments..they must ring true if you're getting so annoyed. Firstly, to however said all the Uk eat are baked beans,..yeah you're probably right but I DONT LIVE IN THE UK!!! Pete Doherty IS a junkie...I never said he wasn't. To the person who said that Irish women cant keep their legs shut, what about Sarah Payne???
And you british are always popping them out in your teens...disgusting. No wonder youre labelled Lager Louts..Now, back to the Yanks...why is it that all the food there is supersized? Why cant you buy a small bag of stuff? BECAUSE YOU'RE GREEDY

Irish Cow... you have never been here, coz if you had, you would know all about "a small bag of stuff" to buy,,asshole,we had small fries.Your an idiot. I can't believe I'm talking to your stupid ass.

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Are ancestors are french... but they came here in 1608... so I don't think i have a lot in common with france since we stop being a french colony 250 years ago. Even are language is different.
I don't deny my roots (In fact, our ancestors came from Normandie (france), and those people's ancestors were danish...) but I won't turn my back to my culture that is canadian. I wont do like all the others here who are so ashamed to be american that they say there are immigrant, even if their family moved in the US 300 years ago.

*they are*

Why do we need a freakin lesson on Canadian or French assholes? You want to be us so damn bad, it's pathetic! Who wants to live in the stupid cold anyway?! I see all these cars down here in Florida that are from Quebec and Canada and you assholes don't know how to drive and cause all kinds of wrecks,,STAY HOME.!!!!

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my comment was for 214, read it and you will understand.
What's bad about cold? I love snow, I love when it's cold. I won't go to stupid florida, its cliché and boring. I've never said there were no assholes here, there are and they go in florida on holyday.
And I never said I want to be you... But if thinking so makes you feel happy, go ahead, everybody has illusion. Like when america thinks everybody envy you. (don't care about the typos).
And for you information, if you continu to say that i'm a French (from france) then I assume I can say that you are british. Because, in a simple explanation like you love, you guys (even if you are chinese) all comes from England right? Because you were one of its colony once. AND you speak english. For your information, lots of countries speak french and they are not france. Life is that complicated.

BUt I don't think your history class has taught you that there are other countries on the planet. And that USA wasn't created by god like adam and eve (like you sick creationists are trying to tell in your schools.)
You have to wait until you are 15 to know it.
By the way, santa klaus isn't real.

MIA--If Florida is so stupid, they why do your assholes come down here all the time? French, Canadian, who cares, seen one, seen them all. The cold sucks and you know it. Florida has everything, beautiful people, you have ugly people. I'd rather get swept away by a tsunami, than freakin freeze to death! You know you hate it there! ADMIT IT!

krazihottkelli? shut up

Looks like Natsy is Mia in disguise..Shut your own mouth bitch..go kiss mia's ass,oh yea, this is mia....asshole.

Ha, i aint mia you dumbass.
I just happened to stumble across your comments and figured you're an absolute twat that's just slagged off the country I live in. I'm the first person to say it's not perfect, but I don't think you're in a postion to do so as you hail from the original country of trash.

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Our assholes go to florida because they are assholes.
If they weren't, they'll go in europe, or in south america, were there are things to see, to visit appart from casinos, McDonald's and ghettos.
In your logic, French are the same than Canadian?
Well, now I understand why you people don't give a shit about the rest of the world, like you said, who cares, seen one, seen them all.
Good old american stupidity.

BITCH (227) EUROPE SUCKS AND SO DO YOU...The only thing in Europe is whores with bad teeth. That place sucks, oh yea, gasoline,$10.00 a gallon, and your ugly relatives. The only thing in South America is ghettos, and of course Satan, that's where John Freakin Lennon(english, i might add) made his deal with the devil. NOW, why would any of us that is FREE, want to go to these hellish places. p.s. I see you've never been outta your country, you know nothing about Florida, bitch.

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You made my day.
You have proven my opinion by acting like a real american who hates everybody in the world, who believe other countries sucks because their gasoline cost much, who believe in Satan (fucking creationists). I've never been out of my country? Yes I did, I went to Europe, I went to USA. Oviously, you are the one who never been out of your country by saying those stupid things. If you had been out of this shitty place, you would have found that you are not free at all. You are ignorant, materialist, individualist, capitalist, FUCKING CREATIONIST, racist, sexist, anti-environmentalist, you are the control freak of this planet and you want everybody to live your way, you fucking nation of obese slackers.

I've forgotten a point. You are a nation of fucking ignorant and I have a good argument. You change the explanation for the grand canyon creation because some of you (fucking creationists) believe it is god who created it. Isn't that crazy? You will not find such crazyness in Canada or Europe.

Go fuck your fucking flag and jump out of the window.

This freakin bitch----and yea, bitch there is a GOD and a DEVIL and I can't wait until you BURN in HELL!!!Denying JESUS will get your ASS a FIRST CLASS TICKET straight to HELL. Iaslmao, BITCH

No wonder you are the way you are,,you talk like a stupid idiot," I come from France", your a fuck'n conehead, asshole. So glad your stupid ass don't belong in my country...Oh yea, who would ever want to leave this country and go any freakin place, not us.. that's why your ass hates up so bad, you don't belong really anywhere...

Go FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF France....

Man, this is crazy...
Just calm down... You are hurting Jesus...

I am hurting Jesus, are you kidding? You said you don't even believe in him and for me to fuck the flag and jump out the window, and I should calm dowm, make me freakin laugh, unbelieveable...

I see, you're not used to this little thing called ''sarcasm''.
Well, you're not really to blame since you don't find sarcasm in the bible. Or maybe you're just a retarded. Then I must stop laughing at you, it's not your fault, you were just born like that. Have a nice life.

#237- No one knows more about it than America...see, we are used to the rest of the world being so jealous of us, that's why they hate us..you want to be us, and you know it.Freeze your ass off bitch in that tiny country of yours.....good luck,you need it.

Someone has to teach this person what sarcasm means...
Yes, everybody is jealous, yes, yes.
Everybody wants to be you. Thats why, when I when to Austria last year, I had to specify that I wasn't American, but Canadian, to make sure they answered my questions and give me indications.
But, you know, billions of people must be wrong when they say you guys suck. You must be THE ONE who knows everything. In fact, I think you are god. Thats why I hate jesus, because I know that america is the only god.
*cassée*

when = went

One time I hurt Jesus. I tried to let him down easy, but breaking up is hard to do. Fortunately Jesus forgives all, so I know that some day he'll call and i'll be like 'Hello?' and he'll be like 'Hey, what's up?' and i'll be all 'DUDE! I was just thinking about you!' and he'll be all 'Yeah, I know' and then i'm all like 'Dude, Jesus I am soooo sorry' and he'll say 'I forgive you my son' and then i'll be like 'So, who ya seein' now?' and you know then he's all 'Look, let's not go there, alright?' and i'm like 'Oh man my bad. Hey I got another call, mind if I take it?' and then he just kind of sighs and says 'Sure, man' and hangs up and even though he forgives me, I still feel kind of shitty bevause I didn't really have another call...I'm sorry Jesus.

You have to be one stupid bitch to say that you hate Jesus..unreal...I hope he slams your freaking face to the ground for that comment, bitch. At least we know who God is, and we didn't make our God up like the rest of the world.. you probably worship that fake anti-christ down in Guatemala..that's how stupid you are.

My god, you really believe in fucking zombie Jesus??
And what about candyman and santa claus? I hope they have a place in your heart too.
Do you know that fucking christmas is just a christianization of the pagan winter solstice celebration? Probably not... But fucking ignorant like you should read books that aren't called ''bible''. You would find that there are scientifical, historical, ethnological and anthropological explanations for this fucking lie that is ''the son of god''. Read books you retarded, maybe you'll stop shooting other people because they don't believe the same thing than you.

And please, don't talk about useless da vinci code...

By the way, if I don't believe in fucking christ, I don't believe in fucking anti-Christ either, nor in satan. If I don't believe in god doesn't mean I am a satanist. Maybe I just don't need those bedtime stories made up for ignorant believers who are too stupid to at least try to find an other explanation.

You hate muslim nations because they are theocratic, but at leat they don't try to hide it. You are the most fanatical believers. You love Bush because he is a ''great'' christian. What a fucked up nation.

HEY STUPID BITCH...We don't love Bush, freakin half of America didn't vote for him. He stole the 2000 election from our Al Gore, asshole. We, democrats didn't want a stupid ass Republican in the White House. Just because we are in this war, doesn't mean we like it or want it. We were lied to. The only people who support it is the armed forces!
The only reason you don't believe in Jesus and the Devil is that you are afraid of them. God and Jesus are real and I don't need anyone to educate me on that.. I have my own conformation on that. Bitch, you will go to Hell when the fake anti-christ shows up posing at Jesus doing miracles, and you don't know any better and you join his stupid ass to be able to buy food..I will laugh at you, coz your so stupid...you won't know who is the real Christ. DiVinci code is all lies..Jesus did not have kids or sex....

Let's just say that you are right, ok? Jesus, Santa Claus, the Devil, Elvis ghost, Spider Man, they all exist, ok?
Just for the record, I don't think that all american love Bush, but you all have the same mentality than him about yourself. You are too confident, too selfish and you all think that the world needs you.
Now, go get a confession for your sins and I will pray naked and covered with christian baby blood at my Charles Manson poster while having unmarried sex with my transexual socialist vegetarian muslim boyfriend, ok? Have a nice day.

And it is Da vinci...
But I suppose that one of the greatest genius of history is less important than that stupid hippie you're praying. But I won't talk about him anymore, cause you know, I'm afraid of him... Oh yeah... That dude is sooooo real cause you saw him, right? Like you said, you have your own *conformation*. So I believe you. In fact, this drug addicted prostitute dude that I have sex with every weeks also see jesus EVERY time he takes meth. So I suppose that two people are more persuasive than just one. But you know, I just love him because of is big cock, I don't care about Jesus, unless he has a bigger cock.

YOU R SO FFFFFFFFFF NNNNNNNNN IGNORANT...WHAT GOES AROUNG WILL COME BACK AROUND AND SLAM YOUR ASS..CAN'T WAIT TILL U GET YOURS. QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY GOD.

Oh your god...
I don't understand why you're getting so upset by the comments of a stranger on the internet. Your faith must really be insecure if you get angry like that by my jokes...
Just breath, leave the caps lock alone and go take nap. It'll all go better after it. You don't want those evil nurses put you in isolation again don't you...?

What a whore,funny how you need prostitutes to get some,you must be some hard up bitch!

Sarcasm, you are so misunderstood.

Mia, you have any proof that our universe came about purely by chance and was not created? Or are you just another James Randi zombie?

As science gains greater understanding of the universe and it's workings don't you think it's strange more and more scientists are arriving at the conclusion it's not possible such an elaborate and interdependent construction could happen by chance?

Perhaps all the primitive people of the last 4,000 years (that you relish condescending in a way that demonstrates perfectly your ignorance) weren't so stupid? Perhaps it is you, after all, who's lack of understanding limits your ability to comprehend an intelligence so great that it could create something like the universe, so you dismiss it out of hand, like a petulant 4 year old child would dismiss something beyond its understanding as stupid? I know it is not a thing your ego has allowed you to consider so far, but maybe it is you who is l'idiot?

Oh, and on the subject of Charlotte Church.. a blubber whale by anybody’s standards.

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It would be l'idiotE cause i'm a woman.
But you can think what you want about me, but I hate religion. I don't say that I will never believe in god, but religion, has a form of government, especially, christianism is a nonsens.
About those primitive people that you are talking, I have a lot of respect for them. Celtics, Scandinavians, Slaves, Romans, Greeks, Babylonians, Sumerians, Persans, they are all great, and all there beliefs are reflected in our culture. But Chistianism have stolen a lot from them. Specifically holydays : Halloween (Samain), Christmas (Yule, Saturnales, winter solstices celebration), Chandeleur (Imbolc)Easter (Equinoxe celebration, name from the saxon goddess Oster) Saint-john (summer solstice celebration) and lot more. Christianism is a big lie not because of its beliefs but because of its ways to find believers. Christianism destructed and erased a lot of great cultures, christianism was once the invaders during the crusade, christianism maintain sexism and ignorance by telling bedtime stories about creation. A religion (being something really different than spirituality) is a way to maintain ignorance. Christianism is like Raelians, Scientology, Kabbal. It just have more followers.

I don't hate god or Jesus, I hate the way religion show them, i hate the way stupid believers believe in them by thanking them every hours. I hate religion, specifically Christianism because it is corrupted.

And no, I don't have scientifical proof for the creation of the universe, but there are not religious proof either.

I believe that religion is an excuse to stop asking questions. You don't understand something, well, it must be god and that's all. I'm not the one with a lack of understanding limits. Believers are. Believers don't want to search the meaning of life, how univers was created, how everything was created

Christianism is anthropocentric, making the humain the ultimate being who has the right to pollute the environment and kill other species. Christianisme is also geocentric, making the earth the center of the universe. If nobody had ever questioned religion, there wouldn't be space travels, science, a place in public life for women, communication with other culture. We would live in the middle-age.
By the way, non christian cultures during the middle age were far more interesting and intelligent than christians.

But hey, you are believers, of course you don't want to agree with me. Maybe someday you'll find that religion is just a big metaphore that ''explain'' our selfish existense for uneducated people.

Maybe that stuff i say is hard to understand, but i'm sorry, i'm not bilingual. But if you want to make a religious debate in French, maybe i'll kick your ass.

What I really don't understand is what such good christians do on this site...?
You are not suppose to be helpful, to love others, to be forgivness? What are you doing on a site that say mean things about people who aren't here to protest? You criticized God's creatures, aren't you ashamed? Jesus will jugde you and you will go to hell I think...
(If you think that stuff makes no sens, well, you should start questioning religion, because all I said is in the bible. Amen.)

And if you say, I have the right to be mean sometimes, I can't follow god's rules every minutes. Well, maybe, you are not such a good christian. Maybe you shouldn't criticized me. Maybe you should stop hiding behind your bible, cause you are not worthy of it.

Hey asshole, no one claimed to be a christian!! Just becoz I believe in God and love him and I live in America, doesn't mean I am a christian. I don't hide behind my bible and everyone has sin...we are not perfect, that's why we're here. Sounds to me like u r mad coz u never had our holdidays to celebrate..most Americans hate Easter and all the rest of them, so , who r u to talk about what we celebrate...and yes there is a God..my mom is dead for a long time now and she has come to my dreams to warn me of things that did happen, and exactly how she said it would be...so, if there is the other side where dead people are, then there is definately a God.....eat that!

For your information, we have the same holidays than you except that we don't thank god for it.

And you really talk to dead people? Like this kid in Sixth sens? Well, i'm sorry, I hope you'll forgive me for calling you a Christian... You're just an idiot.
You've never think that maybe this side where dead people are is just madness? Dans tes dents toi aussi crisse d'épaisse.

But enough about that. You are hopeless. You're definitly not smart and not strong enough to live free without all those god stories. Some people need them. Without god, people like you will run in the street naked saying they talk to deads while eating there own excrements. You need god's rules to have self moderation.
I'm glad you believe in god, cause without him, i don't want to imagine what crazy thing you could do, like being capitalist, or being a creationist, or a nationalist or eating at Mcdonalds. Wait... You guys do all those shit. Man, humanity is lost...

Wait, you really say that god exists because you can talk to your zombie mother??

I'm sorry, you are definitely not a christian or an idiot. You are a teenager. That's worse...

Speaking of that zombie mother of yours, i suppose you've never heard of my friend ''autosuggestion''?

I will pray for your sick ass,, what r u? Your nothing, really appreciated u calling my mom a zombie, thanks bitch...u really do hate your stupid country,,I can plainly see that.......OPEN YOUR FREAKIN EYES..U MIGHT LEARN A FEW THINGS....

My eyes are open and they see a lot of things. Especially that you ignore my supposition of you being a teenager. Obviously your not interested to meet my friend autosuggestion. Well, too bad, it seemed that it will always be a one way relationship.

Well, i leave you, i haven't sacrificed enough babies today, and Lucifer won't satisfy my needs if I don't do it. And by needs i mean sexual bondage, with him, in a cemetary, with cruciform dildos,on full moon, on a priest tomb, at christmas, with a bunch of black cats looking at us. You can come, and invite your mom, I love lesbian zombie sex too. So, have a nice day.

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