Apr 25 2007Ali Larter makes funny faces

period blood? i can't believe you even went there. ew.

looks like she is sneezing

First!

Aw, dang.

Anyway, who is she?

She can make any face she wants.....in my bed!

I always liked that chick that Pete Sampress married when we are talking about forgetable blondes in supporting Actress roles...

THat's right.... Sonya Blade... FINISH HIM! FATALITY!!!

Ali Larter's pre-Heros claim to fame? Imprisoned blonde who Reese Witherspoon helps in Legally Blonde.... Seriously, Reese Witherspoon has an OSCAR?

"Period Blood" -- Totally awesome and disgusting at the same time :-)

That being said, I was hoping that she would be shopping for some bigger boobs and some eye cream for those bags under her eyes.

She's smoking hot, I wonder if it was her or her dead twin that wanted the vitamins?

She's ready for the KISS reunion tour....

Being a Heroes geek, I really like her character.

And, "period blood?" What are you, twelve?

Nice tongue.

Great Earth Vitamins???? She's probably drinking dirt, mixed with tree sap... on the rocks. Volcanic rocks.

Period blood? you are so gross!!!! LOL I´m getting fired for laughing so much in here... I`m so busted!

#9, her storyline along with her husband's is the lamest part of the whole show. They are the only low-point in an otherwise AWESOME show.

Well, that and the shape-shifting chick. She is getting to be pretty annoying.

Yeah, I pretty much hate her character on Heroes. Maybe the period blood drink will give her an acting boost.

Period blood is not so bad with a dash of hot sauce.

Reminds me of my first love, when he gave me my first blowjob. Well, only blowjob...cmon, it doesn't taste that bad!

Period Blood? Man that sounds more like what snaggletooth Dunst and her dracula'esque teeth would drink.

Gotta love those faces! She must be drinking a meatloaf smoothie.

i think "period blood" is an excellent choice to describe what that shite looks like.

i had no idea we could even order a giant cup of you! if they ever let me out of this nice room with padded walls, i'm going to totally order a cup of you.

b/c you make me laugh. and man, do i love laughing.

Heh heh....Larter's a funny name.

While she is a hottie, the top that she is wearing (in fact, that particular *style* of top) is unflattering to any woman I've seen wearing one. Oh, and #18, thanks for mentioning Snaggletooth in the same thread as Ali Larter. Don't know if you were going for a "cleansing the palate" thing, but that's the effect it had on me.

"Period blood"? Tasteful humor- nothing like it.

The best thing she ever did was that that huge fart rip in jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.....

Awesome....

Oh... and as an after thought... I love the style of the baggy shirt... long.. flowing...

but tuck in the front so everyone can see your camel toe, piss flaps, meat curtains....

Yea nice......

#22 Glad I could help a brother out

She was cool in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and she's cool on Heroes. She wore a leather catsuit in J&SBSB too. Also, she farted in that movie, so you know she's not uptight.
Seven out of twelve, with extra points for looking like a regular, comfortable person.
ps. period blood makes great lip stain.

*by comfortable I mean her clothes... she doesn't look like she's enjoying that drink... beet juice? Meat smoothie? Gah.

haha thank you #1. i was thinking exactly that. i didnt even have to scroll down to make sure i wasnt repeating someone.

Never heard of her.

Health food is disgusting.

People die after eating that crap.

More chili-cheese bacon burgers, please.

I see the perves haven't arrived yet(chicken& plowshit),,,they're still in that rest stop bathroom trying to get plowshit outta chickens asss.....

I would still fuck this cheap slut.

I can't get over how *normal* and *nice* this girl looks. Points for the sweet bag and cute shoes! If only Brit or X-tina or Jess could look this put-together without tranny make-up or stage costumes, then they'd be onto something.

@32 -- Good day, my good sir! I would ask if you're lonely, but that's a given. It must suck to be a 49 year old virgin, especially when you're a dude. And stop thinking about my exit hole. Now if you'll 'scuse me, I have to go to the toilet and take a massive kelLIE. Fucking food from Florida always gives me the runs. The look Ali Carter has in the first picture is similar to the one kelLIE gets when asked what he thinks about intelligence. Good answer, dude.

What r u now a freakin BUTT-ler,,(my good sir),,I guess now your British,(gayass)! Y do u want to to have a dick...I would kill myself if I had that shit hanging off of my body..I'm a GIRL..U fuckin freak! Sorry,not one of your boytoys...

@36 -- My apologies, sir. Confusion about one's gender and sexual orientation shouldn't be mocked. I'm sorry for calling you a dude, sir.

Oh yea, YOU'RE (a contraction easily identifiable by the requisite apostrophe)means YOU ARE as in the sentence "kelLIE, YOU'RE a man". YOUR is a possesive term denoting ownership of some sort as in the sentence "kelLIE, YOUR cock is enormous!" No need to thank me, sir. I'm here to help.

I hate your MooooFoooooo stupid dickweed asshole...there is one way to prove I'm a girl, but that evidence is not for U.

Oh yea, quit trying to act like your sophisticated in your typing...coz your f'n ass is still gay..so shut the fuck up with that fucking British shit....

She first appeared on the cover of Esquire as the fictional persona of up-and-coming starlet "Allegra Coleman," part of the magazine's satirical stab at Hollywood publicity, even though it was a hoax.
http://www.salon.com/media/media961101.html

Her real claim to fame, and the source of millions of teen wet dreams, was her apperance in Varsity Blues, wearing a whipped cream bikini.
http://www.favoritepart.com/Default.aspx?img=324&alt=favorite+Whipped+Cream+Bikini+-+Ali+Larter

DQ ain't got nothin that sweet.

She was in Final Destination as a brunette.
Her one character on Heroes is lame(Niki) but her alter ego Jessica is a bad-ass bitch!

Mmmm....The Menses Smoothie.

Thanks 27, before I couldn't remember where I saw her before heroes, which is stupid, because I own all the Jay & Silent Bob movies.

Oh yeah, 41, thanks too...she's one of those actresses that you see now and again, but never know her name.

Oh, and period blood is best shaken, not stirred.

Did Thilo write this article???

@39 -- Bollocks! You bloody wanker... your colourful language truly proves you Yanks are pains in the arse. That and your posts tend to be replete with such rancid flavour. I hope Hurricane Phowstus blows Mickey Mouse land right off bloody map. I see I've made you cross and unable to organise your thoughts, you cheeky chap. When I speak the Queen's tongue, I had little thought that queen to you means "It's Raining Men".

Kelli with an i is everywhere! like a phonetically-challenged fungus! good GOD.

That is her!! Ali Larter is the face in Superficial's banner! Cute little nose, those lips... that smile... she just oozes sexuality! YUMMY! And if you google her, she has been in a ton of stuff. Wasn't she in Final Destination too?? :o) I think she is smokin' hot!

#44 How droll that by merely being polite, kelli with an "i" thinks you're British, and the only thing that conjures up is butlers! Apparently the institution it's in only has two videos - "Batman" and "Clue". Dr. P, don't even start with "cheerio", kelli'll think you mean its cereal.

Here is a list of appearances w/ images:
http://alilarterfan.com/coppermine/

Who in America says things like"MY GOOD SIR"? Sounds British to me or butlerish!

Plowshit--u freakin wish a hurricane would get me...In 18 yrs., not one where I live..so sorry, but I won't be blowing away this hurricane season.(My Good Sir) piece of shit...

how come no one is dissing on her flat chest? isn't that what normally happens on here?

i think she has to pee, that's why she's standing like that. i see 5 year olds do that all the time at the grocery store.

also, wasn't she in Varsity Blues wearing the whipped cream bikini?

#50 Dr. Phowstus, care to bet on what kelli with an "i" will be blowing instead this year? Maybe the principal in order to graduate?

OH HeLL No---I don''t blow cock a doodie doo. To look at one,freakin scares me!~
ASSHOLE, my principal is a girl,no cocka doodie there,,far as I know...

HA HA! kelLIE is going down on her principal! Let's face it, if you really are a girl, and a hot girl at that, you are no oral virgin. Work those grades girl! And wipe your mouth. HA HA!

hey asshole, I am not Catholic or Jewish..U know what they say about those girls. Not me...ok,,gotta TA now, so like later.

#17 - Yawn. I can't tell who's more intolerable, my troll or krazysnotkelli.
Homo-erotic fantasies are not welcome here.

Not a fuckin homo, however wedgewood, y is everyone a homo to U and PlowShit..I'm seeing homo on your brains....

@57 -- More and more, your responses are reminding me of something my 14 year nephew would say. Steve? Is that you??? Aen't you grounded???

Your God! It's my good friend Kelli, the xenophobic catholic homophobic maniac from florida!
You know? The one who says everybody that is not from florida is a gay or a communist? The one who always looks like she has forgotten to take her pills. The one who clamed she is not a lesbian but says she is affraid of looking at a cock. Sounds pretty lesbian, (or virgin) to me. But hey, when you are 14, it is just not your fault. Poor kid, would you like to learn more about sexuality? Me and my good friend the satanist drug dealer do a demonstration. Right now. I'll be back in a few minutes.

It was ''would like to do a demonstration'' but this pervert didn't let me finish my sentence...

#56-58-59-60,ASSHOLES......not 14,bitches,not snorting coke....not your nephew,dikweed,,not going to fuck that bitch mia or the f'n devil....

Wedge...I am not a homo....I'm puking now...Plowshit...I'm like, sure, your a Dr. , U must really think highly of yourself...

Mia-the-frenchbread-Satan-screwing-bitch...go f'k your snake boyfriend,,I hope he torches your asshole,bitch..

HEY MIA----FARROW----go back to your stupid child molestor husband Woody Allen and please stay on the charolette church site...don't need your bitch mouth here.

You're right! I'm Mia Farrow. Cause, you know, i'm stupid enough to use my real name here, on a gossip site... You are so brilliant... And I assumed that you are R.kelly, using your logic. Your god it is so simple! Life is so simple. Thank you for this lesson pal, people should learn from you. You are like Rudolf Steiner, or Krishnamurti or Ghandi. You are a philosopher and you should write book. The book of the simple mind.Wait. No, people like you will confuse it with the band. Let's just call it ''the truth''.

Now I know that you are a man, and that you are rich, I think i'm falling for you...

Ok, all I got to say is I read " That girl from HERPES" yup. I did.

Is it just me or did she get fugly in the last year?

Funny face of this women!!!!!

I shouldn't have turn off my SafeSearch.

I shouldn't have turned off my SafeSearch.