Mar 20 2007Britney Spears makes out in bushes, is broke

FIRST!

Holy shit! First! hahahhaa, how dumb.

fuck.

I have nothing witty to say here. She's a fucking train wreck.

5~~

She deserves to be skint. After appealing to kids' lust for crap music and writing, I assume, none of her own material, the silly tart's just been used by the fat cats to increase their bank balance. Like they care what happens to Britney. Come to think of it, like I care, either.

I love when idiots say first..when they're obviously not.

Classic.

In other news:

"Shitney Spears Makes Out With Bush...Confuses It With An Actual Person."

Who can blame her. Must be hard being in rehab and not getting any ;)

Britt,,,

Here's an idea on how not to go broke.

1. Less Drugs

2. Marry a guy with a job

There you go.

She must not be worrying about her financial situation too much if she's making out with substance abusers all day.

CRACK WHORE.

Turns out buddy was actually a Doritos truck driver just passing by. Apparently him and Brit had a sex-for-chips thing going on. Today she was caught rimming the ice cream guy in the alleyway.

If you have sex with another person in rehab, you truly get fucked.

oh, brit brit.

This just gets sadder and sadder, can she win the lottery or something so its ok to make fun of her again? I just feel bad making fun of a poor drug addict...oh wait, no I don't....never mind

To first and almost first...stfu u losers we dont care...and on related news britney is finished

The last 2 years she spent $1.333.333 a month?I think she's pretty close to bankruptcy.She's still in divorce-court with her ex K-fed. Probably fighting about what's left...Now i understand why she wants him back.

what the hell did she spend it on?

Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is a Grammy Award-winning[1] American pop singer, dancer, actress, author and songwriter.

She is best known for her studio albums, music videos, and songs such as "...Baby One More Time", "Oops!...I Did It Again", "I'm a Slave 4 U" and "Toxic". In the early 2000s, Spears's success as a singer led her way to high-profile advertising deals and endorsements, as well as forays into other forms of media, including film and reality television. Her third and fourth albums, Britney and In the Zone, were released during this era. In 2004 she married back-up dancer and aspiring rap artist Kevin Federline, and the following year she gave birth to their first son, Sean Preston. Their second son, Jayden James, was born in 2006. Spears filed for divorce from Federline on November 7, 2006 citing irreconcilable differences.

Spears has sold over seventy-six million records worldwide according to TIME magazine.[3] Having sold over 31 million albums in the US, Spears ranks as the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history.

Childhood and discovery
Spears was born in McComb, Mississippi,[5] and raised Southern Baptist in Kentwood, Louisiana. Her parents are James Parnell Spears, a building contractor, and Lynne Irene Bridges, a former grade school teacher. Spears's brother, Bryan, is one of her managers, and her sister, Jamie-Lynn, is an actress and singer. Her maternal grandmother, Lillian Woolmore,[6] was an English war-bride, who met Spears's maternal grandfather, Barnett O'Field Bridges, in England during World War II, and subsequently moved with him to the US. Her paternal grandparents were June Austin Spears and Emma Jean Forbes.[7]

Spears was an accomplished gymnast, attending gymnastics classes until age nine and competing in state-level competitions. She performed in local dance revues and her local Baptist church choirs, and was auditioning for the Disney Channel's The New Mickey Mouse Club by the time she was eight. Although she was considered too young to join the series at the time, a producer on the show introduced her to a New York agent. Spears subsequently spent three summers at NYC's Professional Performing Arts School and also appeared in a number of off-Broadway productions, including 1991's Ruthless! In 1992 she landed a spot on Star Search, and though she won the first round, she lost in the second.[8] Spears then returned to the Disney Channel for a spot on the New Mickey Mouse Club and was accepted. She was featured in the 1993–94 seasons from the ages of 11–13. Other performers on the show included Justin Timberlake, and Joshua Chasez whom later became members of the pop group 'N Sync, Keri Russell, fellow pop singer Christina Aguilera, and actor Ryan Gosling.[9] After the show ended, Spears went back home to Kentwood, Louisiana and entered high school at 14 where she had her last bit of normalcy. .[10]

Spears briefly joined the all-female pop group Innosense. She later decided to go solo and a few years later in recorded a demo tape, which landed in the hands of Jive Records. She was signed to that label and began touring American venues for a series of concerts sponsored by American teen magazines, before joining *NSYNC and becoming their opening act.

1998–2000: Early commercial success

Spears clad in a provocatively modified Catholic school uniform in the video for "...Baby One More Time" (1998/1999).Towards the end of 1998, Spears's debut single "...Baby One More Time" hit the airwaves. Accompanied by a music video that featured the pop princess in a Roman Catholic schoolgirl outfit, the song became an international success, earning double platinum sales and going to number one in the UK, and a large number of countries throughout the world. Her first solo single achieved nine million sales worldwide.[11] The debut album of the same title was released in January 1999,...Baby One More Time reached number one in the Billboard 200.[12] The album received mixed reviews; Allmusic.com gave it 4 out of 5 stars[13] while Rolling Stone gave it 2 out of 5 stars and wrote, "While several Cherion-crafted kiddie-funk jams serve up beefy hooks, shameless schlock slowies, like "E-Mail My Heart," are pure spam."[14] The magazine later featured Spears on the April 1999 cover.[15] The photo shoot triggered speculation that the still-seventeen-year-old had had breast implants which she denied.[16]. The success of her music coupled with her controversial image had made her one of the year's biggest stars.

Britney Spears on the April 1999 cover of Rolling StoneHer first album brought her various awards and nominations. In December, she took home four Billboard Music Awards including one for Female Artist of the Year,[17] and the next month won for Favorite Pop/Rock New Artist at the American Music Awards. At the 2000 Grammy Awards Spears received two nominations, including one for Best New Artist which she lost out to Christina Aguilera, and an other for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance for "...Baby One More Time."

Following the success of her debut, Spears was ready for her second album. Her sophomore effort, Oops!... I Did It Again, debuted at number one in the U.S., where it sold 1,319,193 units during its first week, at the time breaking the record for biggest first-week sales of an album by any artist.[18] Concerning both musical content and sales, the album was very similar to Spears's debut, although it fared better with critics.[19] The album's lead single, "Oops!... I Did It Again" broke a record for most radio station additions in a single day, and quickly became a U.S. top ten hit and number one single in other countries such as the U.K..[20] Spears kicked off her first world tour, the Oops!... I Did It Again World Tour, in the summer of 2000. During a performance at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards, she ripped off a black suit to reveal a provocative nude-colored and crystal-adorned outfit that generated controversy.[21] She finished the year with two Billboard Music Awards,[22] and received two Grammy nominations for Oops!... I Did It Again in the categories of Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance.

2001–2003: Career development
Spears's success had made her notable in the music industry as well as popular culture. In early 2001 she caught the attention of Pepsi who gave Spears a multi-million promotional deal which included numerous television commercials, point-of-purchase promotions and Internet ties between Spears and the company.[23]

Spears released her third studio album in November 2001. Britney was the first album on which Spears assumed some creative control co-writing five of the album's tracks. It had a successful debut at number one in the U.S. selling 745,744 units during its first week, and making her the only female artist in SoundScan history to have her first three albums debut at number one.[24][25] The album faired well with critics such All Music Guide who gave it 4.5 out of 5 stars describing the album's title tracks as being "pivotal moments on Britney Spears' third album, the record where she strives to deepen her persona, making it more adult while still recognizably Britney."[26] In contrast Rolling Stone said of the album "Britney belabors the obvious: Spears is one month away from entering her twenties and clearly needs to grow up if she's going to bring her fans along."[27] The singles didn't perform as well; Britney's lead single I'm a Slave 4 U was able to peak at 27 on the Billboard Hot 100 making it the album's biggest hit.[28] To help promote the album, Spears embarked on the Dream Within a Dream Tour in November of 2001. The tour hit a sour note in Mexico City when she was forced to cut her last show short due to bad weather.[29]

With the end of the tour, Spears announced she would take a 6 month break from her career.[30] Earlier that year Spears's four-year relationship with Justin Timberlake ended.[31] Speculation that Spears had been unfaithful began circulating due to Timberlake's 2002 song "Cry Me a River" and its subsequent music video.[32] The song's music video showed an actress playing what could be construed as a Britney look-alike with certain pyschical features resembling Spears. Timberlake has denied that it was meant to portray Britney.[33] Britney's break seemed to have ended when she returned to the spotlight in August 2003. In a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, Spears appeared with Christina Aguilera performing the song "Like a Virgin" and both girls were later joined by Madonna. Spears and Aguilera each locked lips with Madonna in a highly-publicized kiss.[34][35][36] The kiss between Britney and Madonna attracted publicity that lasted several months, while Aguilera's kiss with Madonna did not attract as much.[37]

Cover for In the Zone (2003)In the Zone is generally considered Spears's most overtly sexual album to date.[38] November 2003 saw the release of Spears's fourth studio album, In the Zone. Jettisoning the Max Martin-produced synthpop of her earlier releases, the album took in lesser-known producers such as RedZone and big names including Moby and R. Kelly. Spears co-wrote eight of the album's thirteen songs and co-produced some of her material for the first time. In the Zone went to the top of the U.S. charts in its debut week, selling over 609,000 copies. This made Spears the only female in music history to have her first four studio albums debut at number one.[39] The album spawned the international number one and U.S. number nine hit single, "Toxic", which won Spears her first Grammy in the category of Best Dance Recording.[1]

2004–2006: Career hiatus and family
Spears married childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander on January 3, 2004 in Las Vegas, Nevada.[40] The marriage lasted fifty-five hours, ending with an annulment granted on January 5 which stated that Spears "lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each other's likes and dislikes, each others' desires to have or not have children, and each other's desires as to State of residency".[41][42]

Months after the Las Vegas incident, Spears embarked on The Onyx Hotel Tour which was cancelled in June, after Spears injured her knee during the filming of the video for the single "Outrageous". An MRI showed floating cartilage in her knee.[43] Throughout this time she began a relationship with Kevin Federline and in July 2004, Spears announced her engagement three months after they met. Federline had very recently been in a relationship with actress Shar Jackson, who was at the time pregnant with his second child.[44] These initial stages were chronicled in Spears' first reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which aired on UPN during spring of 2005.[45] On the night of September 18, 2004, Spears married Federline in a surprise, non-denominational ceremony at a residence in Studio City, California, filing legal papers on October 6, 2004.[46][47]

After the marriage Spears announced via her website that she would be taking another career break in order to start a family.[48] Her artistic career did remain low profile only releasing her first hits collection, Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. The album debuted at number four on the U.S. charts and featured three new songs, including "My Prerogative".[49] Britney stood by her intent of starting a family; and seven months after her marriage she chose her website to announce her pregnancy writing, "the time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.”[50] Britney gave birth to her first child, son Sean Preston Federline, on September 14, 2005 in Santa Monica, California by a scheduled caesarean section.[51]

A few months after giving birth to Sean, speculation about Spears being pregnant for a second time began to swirl.[52] In May 2006, she announced her second pregnancy with an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.[53] Spears appeared on Dateline NBC the next month to discuss tabloid rumors about an impending divorce, and motherhood. She addressed an incident which occurred in February 2006 when photos revealed her driving with her son unrestrained in her lap,[54] explaining, "I see a bunch of photographers and I’m scared and I want to get out of the situation... They’re coming up on the sides of the car which is a scary situation for me... so I get my baby out of the car and I go home.”[55] The month following the televised interview, Spears posed nude for the August 2006 cover of Harper's Bazaar. In the accompanying interview, Spears stated that she is not ready to retire from performing.[56][57]

Just two days shy of Sean's first birthday, Spears gave birth to her second son Jayden James Federline on September 12, 2006 in Los Angeles, California.[58] Spears filed for divorce from Federline in early November, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for both physical and legal custody of their two children, with visitation rights for Federline.[2] Laura Wasser has been hired to represent Spears in the case.[59] According to a representative for Federline's lawyer, the divorce filing "caught Kevin totally by surprise."[60]

2007: Personal struggles
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Please see the discussion on the talk page.

Britney as she appeared on the cover of People Magazine after shaving her head.On February 16, 2007, Spears entered an off-shore drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua. She stayed, however, for less than twenty-four hours.[61] The following night, Spears went to a haircutting studio in Tarzana, California and subsequently shaved her own hair off with clippers.[62] A few days later, on February 20, 2007, Britney admitted herself to a treatment facility in Malibu, California. A statement by her manager read, "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."[63] She left the facility briefly but returned on February 22, 2007.[64] The previous day Kevin Federline had requested an emergency hearing regarding the custody of his children with Spears but his lawyer announced that his client asked to cancel the court appearance. No further explanation was given.[65]

Acting career
Spears attended NYC's Professional Performing Arts School for three summers when she was 8 years old and performed in 1991's Ruthless! and other off-Broadway productions. When she was 11 she joined the The New Mickey Mouse Club where she was feautered from 1991-93. In the show she appeared in various sketches and musical videos which mostly displayed her comedic and singing abilities.[8][9]

Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film, Crossroads where she played Lucy, a Louisiana high school graduate who decides she wants to find her long-lost mother in Arizona, and takes along her two friends who wish to visit California. The movie, along with Spears's performance in it, was poorly received by critics who mostly saw it as an advertisement for Britney's music and endorsments.[66] Crossroads still managed to debut at number two on the box-office charts in its first weekend, but quickly left theaters. The film ended up making slightly over US$60 million worldwide, about five times its budget of US$12 million.[67] Spears netted herself a Razzie Award for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman".[68] Also in films Spears has made cameo appearances in Austin Powers in Goldmember in 2002 as herself, and Longshot 2000 as a Flight Attendant.[69]

On March 30, 2006, Spears was a guest-star on an episode of NBC's television show Will & Grace titled "Buy, Buy Baby". She played "Amber-Louise", a closeted lesbian posing as a conservative Christian who is to co-host with Jack McFarland on his talk show "JackTalk" after a large corporation takes over "OutTv", the show's network. This marked her debut on a scripted primetime television show playing someone other than herself. NBC received criticism from conservative Christian groups for the episode.[70][71] The episode was the third highest rated in the season, next to a series finale special, and the finale.[72]

In addition, she has appeared on Saturday Night Live both as host and musical guest twice: once on May 13, 2000, then again on February 2, 2002.[73] At 18, she was the youngest person in SNL history to have acting and musical performing duties on the same show, and remains the only woman to have done so.

In popular culture
Spears is one of the highest selling modern female artists, with over 76 million albums sold worldwide.[3] In 2002, she was ranked as the most powerful celebrity in the world by Forbes.[74] Spears was ranked number 20 out of the 200 top pop culture icons of all time by VH1 and People. She topped FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women 2004" and "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2004" polls. In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Spears was a notable trendsetter within the United States and the world, inspiring several fashion crazes and fads, such as the use of low-rise jeans[75][76] lower back tattoos, navel piercings,[77] and the whale tail[78] among young women. She has also topped Yahoo!'s annual list of the most-searched names five times in the past six years.[79] In 2007 Britney Spears ranked 12th in Forbes The 20 Richest Women In Entertainment. Forbes estimates her net worth at around $100 million.[80]she also has became the youngest music icon to be honored with a star on Hollywood's prestigious Walk of Fame.[81]

Maybe she's trying to have sex with addicts just to sell her babies to Angelina Jolie's big collection.

Brit-babe...take my advice:

1) Shave off all remaining body hair.
2) Sell it on Ebay.
3) Repeat every 3-4 months, as necessary.

Brit-babe...take my advice:

1) Shave off all remaining body hair.
2) Sell it on Ebay.
3) Repeat every 3-4 months, as necessary.

Sure she maybe facing bankruptcy and her life has gone down the shitter but look at that smile! That my friends is the smile of a true winner. She could pull out of financial troubles with a smile like that. Go Britney! you can do it!

JUST KEEP ON SMILING! you rehab slut you!

@18 please don't forget to take your meds.

For $1.333.333,- i'll be her accountant for 2 years.I didn't follow a accountantcourse at all. But for sure from her 32 million fortune once i'll be making out of that at least 5 million a year.Just by interest and making save investments.For sure she needs to replace her accountant(s).

Is that a recent photo?

Either her hair grows *really quickly*, or that's an really good wig.

Here you are Veggi

I love how the describe her as being some patient in a mental hospice' "Britney is allowed a little more freedom now".

Oh wait, she is a mental patient.

You lost me at Jean. Who is this moron that keeps posting the complete life and times of these has been?

hey 18, knock that shit off. Damn, if only you'd have been 19...could've worked into something good, but i digress

you fucking tard

to the post: how sick would you have to be to make out with Britney these days (mustache, acne, greasy hair, big fuzzy 24-coke a day teeth, general acme-quality skank, etc.)

what a classy girl

Britney is worth $150 Million not 32 according to Forbes. So I doubt she'll be having money problems anytime soon.

Do we know that this source is anything...? The Daily Star?

Christ, if 11 million is enough to declare bankcruptcy, i should have declared it a long time ago seeing as i've never even seen a million dollars in person. Poor poor Britney. My heart breaks for this piece if trailer trash. Wait, 11 million would buy a pretty sweet trailer.

I wish I was as close to bankruptcy as her.

I think she should buy a gun and start a rap career. Problem solved.

Oh, gimme a fucking break, "she can't stay sober while she's worried about being broke", please. Can she stay sober while she gets railed in the bushes? And does 15,000 mg of caffeine a day even qualify as sobriety? How broke can she be if she rented out the whole wing of her rehab facility?

#31 mentallo

The $150 million are her estimated TOTAL CAREER EARNINGS. Remember, 10% goes to Agent, 15% goes to manager, Taxes nail about half of whats left AND she's been spending since she first started earning this money like 10 years ago.

She's blown her money like Paris Hilton with a new Dick Shaped Popsicle

Aw, how cute, she was making out with the MySpace guy!
Hey everyone, it's 5:00....MARTINI TIME!!!!!
I gotta go!

thank god for wikipedia right 18?

I have to admit, making out with someone in the bushes of a rehab center. That's one for the record books I think.

So this Hideousness is how she rebells and falls apart when her fortune has dwindled down to ONLY a puny $11 milllion (greedy famous fucks).

Now, lets all picture how she would look and act if she only had 11 cents.

Pleasant dreams. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh and #18 you have proved yourself to be as worthless as Britney Spears herself, that is quite an accomplishment; congratulations fuckface!

@ 18
damn, dude. just ask your doc for the xanax already! and stay on the zyprexa, it just takes time.

and, #11-- that's hysterical! the AH i was briefly married to had a brother that still drives the frito truck!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Um...so is she not planning to get back together with Federline when she gets out? I mean how can she say she wants to get back together and make more babies but then make out with random drug addicts?

I guess K-Fed doesn't really care at this point.

BTW do u think out of the 11 million she'll be able to afford a bar of soap and a freakin comb?

#18- whoa so are you her lawyer or sumthin?

At the end of the day, she still has to look in the mirror and...

a) cringe
b) fake a smile
c) throw sumthin at it

A loser is a loser is a loser.

oh and that smile is a deranged one...been to rehab myself and believe me that face isn't a sober face...

Who cares.... I made the earliest pop-tart predicition in the blogosphere... She will be dead before Christmas day 2007.

Go kill yourself Britney, you have breathed enough of our air...

If she's broke, then I am homeless, possibly dead.

#42, soap, sure, but... comb? ;)

Fat girls only have good taste in food, not men.

Dating (well, having a fling in this case) in rehab..with a fellow loser..wrong on SO many levels. The two train-wrecks deserve one another. I hope KFed gets the kids, even he looks more stable than those two.

Seriously, about the hair: I hope she is letting somebody take pictures of the progress. Soon, it WILL look awesome, and at least as crazy as when shaved off. Then, Rick Rubin can produce an album of songs that she's been writing while in rehab, and, I mean, I don't know,can she even play piano or guitar, or write songs? If so, then she could enter some realm where Roky Erickson, Elton John, and contemporary pop music all exist, at least matching the weight and popularity of recent Justin Timberlake.

Appears the person who was making out with Britney was also "trying to have sex with drug addicts in bushes.", Odd way to describe their fun though since it appears mutual: they are both apparently addicts at the center. I'm keeping your trailer warm for you, honey.

Britney's breath smells like dog farts. Pass it on.

Sooo....what's wrong with making out with drug addicts in the bushes? DanYELL does it all the time.... she calls them Johns.

18--Thanks, I had completely forgotten who Britney Spears was until you posted everything but the diameter of her bellybutton for us. Thanks a lot. Much appreciated.

#18
Why did you post Britney's obituary already? She's only half dead. Try to have a little patience.

"Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the centre a while."

what? yeah.compared to the last 4 stints of less than 24 hours, but seriously, how long has it been, 10 days? what a joke.

Bankruptcy will hopefully be the final nail in this tart's coffin.

Bankruptcy & the Grim Reaper, if you're listening, sooner than later please? Gracias.

admit it, you all would still do her in a second!

I wish I was that broke!!

Shouldn't it be easier to stay sober if you can't afford the alcohol. What a sad useless bitch. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of Britney....

Whay do I wanna sing Toxic all of a sudden...? Damn....

I find all of these leaked-while-in-rehab stories entirely believable. I remain confident that one of them - probably this one - will turn out to not be completely made up.

Hey, #18, we all learned to cut and paste when we first got a computer, so STOP it! and it's old info anyways, she isn't the only female who hosted and sang on SNL, J.Lo also did. Remember the Mango skit? She was the singer on that episode too.
** I give Brit two weeks max to do something stupid again **

Two weeks? That's awfully generous of you. I give her till tomorrow.

Nice. I posted this several threads back and sent to the Fish... No mention though...

Fish you truly suck cock....

Oh, I get it now...Britney didn't know she was checking into rehab. She thought it was a resort!

And yeah...why is somebody posting Britney's life story? Dude, you don't have to copy, cut and paste - just post a link to Wikipedia.

Finances 101: Having money can be a great, life-enhancing thing - if it is managed well. If it is not managed well, it is a hellish nightmare and extremely unforgiving.

The average person understands the concept of budgeting - paying utilities, property taxes, phone bills, car payments, groceries and all the other expenses of an average life. It makes sense that if your income amounts to, say, $50,000.00 a year, but you live as if you are making $100,000.00, you are going to be in debt and possibly end up in complete financial ruin - you might even have to declare yourself bankrupt.

The same applies to millionaires who live as if they are billionaires. They have plenty of money, alright, but if they are living beyond their means, they are bound to get into serious financial shit!

Britney Spears wouldn't be the first celebrity to learn the hard way how unforgiving money can be. Those who are wise understand that just because you sell millions of cd's and make millions of $$$$'s, does not mean you are immune or exempt from life and all the struggles in it and even if you have $11,000,000.00 in your bank account - if you need $12,000,000.00 - you have a big problem.

The illusion is that if you have a lot of money, you solve all of your problems. The reality is that money can create as many problems, if not more, than it solves.

TRUEDAT

lets see some titty

I do not feel bad for britney, sure she might of been going through some hard times in life but who doesnt, shaving her hair and going mental does not help!!!What has right now is all a punishment from god....From all the sex she has had!!!!!But britney is a human justlike everyone on this site everyone onthe internet and everyone thats living a life so Britney should enjoy the rest of her life not tae drugs get back into singing and do any of that playboy stuff

Sorry about my last mesage lol the last sentence was supposed to be NOT DO ANY OF THAT PLAYBOY STUFF!!