Mar 22 2007Rumer Willis likes putting condoms in her mouth

First! And, second... who the hell is this? Why is she on this page? I could see if she's hot, but, c'mon now.

Too bad Bruce and Demi's daughter is not only ugly, but a fuck up, as well....
Both Bruce and Demi are HOT (although, not sure what Demi would look like now if she didn't have all the plastic surgery)

hmmm... she's very unnatractive
but hey... they had to have at least ONE kid end up in rehab.

What a pitty she didn't take after her mummy in the looks department otherwise i'm sure she wouldm't be trying to make a living at Mark Jacobs.

I'll give credit to Bruce and Demi though - they are obviously making her work instead of living of their fortune.

Ah ha!

Rumer's a naughty girl, smoking naughty no no's.

Dumb ass.

"college is sucking the life out of me"? What a fucking retard. She's going to USC, which isnt really college anyway, and she can't handle it? Was she dropped on her head as a baby? Too many drugs while in utero? Who is this stupid? She can't even find a way to make a living off her stupidity, like Paris or Lindsay or Britney.

What's with the eye patch?

She looks awfully comfortable with a condom in her mouth. Makes me wonder if she has inhaled a few before?

Well, dear Spock, unlike Paris and Lindsay, Rumer has not been featured as a laminated poster girl in anyone's dorm room during any period in her life.
Tragic.

She looks like a funhouse-mirror version of her mother.

Is it just me or does she look slightly like Natalie Portman in a few of these pictures, particularly the one of her with her mouth open and somebody's hand over her face?

#10: Good point! :o)
She was cute as a kid, though....

That is one nasty thick chick.
She is seriously ugly for what her parents look like.
I'm sure she's not paying her own way by working at Marc either. She most likely dropped out of college because she thinks she will become an actress or something elese because of her parents.

Think Ashton Kutcher tapped it? They're closer in age than he and Demi, me thinks...

Rumer likely dropped out of USC because she was forced to do so. I'm betting her grades were terrible and she was put on probation or something. Hence, rather than be kicked out, why not withdraw and save face? She's likely not a very good student. Like Paris and Company, she's more interested in partying. She comes from money, so there is no need to study and actually be productive in life and have some sort of skill. She can simply mooch off her parents and/or be an acting legacy and "act," just like Mommy and Daddy.

That's why people should think twice about popping out little rats like her...they might end up loserish fuck-ups like this worthless chick.

Awww....that's so cute. She thinks she's in a gang....

I hope the Vatican isn't censoring the pope's internetacces.Because this is a good opportunity to see the different purposes of these kind of things.

And here we have proof that two pretty people do not necessarily result in a pretty child. I'll laugh my head clean off if Brangelina's precious spawn turns out to be total fug. You heard it here first.

Anyway, back to Loser McDumbface here. Congrats on dropping out of college -- your first step towards total obscurity and insignificance in life! The world needs drones to pump our gas and hand out those Big Macs at the drive-thru, so I salute you for your service to our country. Hey, not everyone gets to be an astronaut.

Gack look at that guy in the first pic. His upper lip is so long he can wrap it around the end of his nose. Disturbing. :/

#11 Yeah she does resemble her a bit.

Ugh that is approx. 145lbs of ugly skank right there. She got the worse of her two parents who ain't exactly models to start with.

#14 I doubt it. Ashton likes his poon wrinkly, with gray hairs.

What disturbs me is the DUDE has the condom in his mouth... What? Sorry, no sane non-gay man is gonna put a condom in his mouth...
WTF?

She is not totally homely... Just mostly. I could get behind pic #3 and she is semi "give-me-eight-beers" cutish in pic #4....

This is so who cares. There's no drugs, she's got all her clothes on, she apparently practices safe sex. Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
If we're going to analyze her appearance, I'd say she looks pretty good considering these are just a bunch of drunken candid shots.

Rumer, good luck with your busy pants-dropping career there (fuzzy photo). Combined with making that really hot lip poochy face - that'll be worth some bucks, right? Right?

she looks like natalie portman

Eating condoms will totally protect you from pregnancy and getting AIDS.

she was under the covers with lindsay lohan. true story. she likes her fish without a bone it it......

Her name is also stupid.

some people sell out

while the rest of us
keep quiet

...that is it really

#27 Please tell me you're kidding or blind. I don't like to make fun of blind people.

i'm actually a student at usc, and rumer was in one of my classes, she is actually not that dumb, and actually said some intelligent things in class...i was surprised when she dropped out, but i guess the partying + school was too much for her to handle...

when i feel my screen, and rumor is on the screen, it feels like natalie portman. but then most smooth things feel like her to me.

most people are not dumb. most people do PLAY dumb when it's convenient, which may or may not be honest, but it's not dumb.

Um...why is she working retail somewhere...her mom and dad are famous and rich, what a dumbass.

Oh yeah Im gonna buy shit so she can get commisions cuz she needs to...make a living. Um yeah its called a trust fund you buttaface

Demi's eyes, Bruce's chin (for a girl, it would have worked better the other way). But more importantly why, why, why are you people implying Willis was ever good looking? He looks like Mr. Potato Head. He's like Vin Diesel without the Diesel. When Bruce Willis became famous it was because some casting agent went out to a cosntruction site and dragged back the first guy she found who could squint and flex his muscles; and she said, you, you shall be a star.

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Oh and btw...I hate that fucking stupid ass face the kids are making lately. What the HELL! its not cute, cool, or even remotely funny. its Gay.

Can you believe we have a whole generation of kids who do this?

#39 Curse you, Mom, why couldn't you have been right about their faces freezing that way, instead of about that going to class and graduating shit???

oh facebook

Poster #25 is the perfect example of the enablers that are allowing this country to be taken over by these degenerates. The terrorists don't need to blow up any more buildings America is already going down a drain filed with alcohol std's and cocaine.

It really says something that she's working for a living at Marc Jacobs. Just a girl trying to scrape out a living. Let those rich, draft-dodgers go to college! Oops, wrong decade...

SHes doing "regular" college dumshit. THat said she looks like an incredible.

her friends are ugly. especially the one in the black making that stupid face while pointing in one of the pictures

this beast looks like the reincarnation of carnie wilson, had carnie wilson imploded on the table while having gastric bypass. Cheers to another successful celebrity child!

Natalie Portman and Mac Tonight from the old McDonald's commercials had a baby. Sexy.

I'll have shamrock shake, please and thank you.

When I look at kids like this (and Paris/Britney/Lindsay etc...) there's really nobody to blame but the parents.

I see Natalie Portman, too. But the impression I get from these pics and posts is: What a whiny poser! Stupid overpriviledged asshole.

more like Natalie Portlyman.

She looks like Demi ate Nelly Furtado.

In regards to da Pope's internet access. His eminence has a OC128 pipe and likes to surf babe thumbnails and plays online Slingo on Tuesday nights. Oh yeah, and he never misses tournament nights on Party Poker. Pope DOGG is righteous. Thanks god to Sister Gladys and her swedish meatballs, its da only thing that drags him away from his Mac. Yes, thas right, da pope himself uses a Mac. Shalom niggas.

Like Mother Like Daughter,

Her mother dropped out of high school. Now her daughter, with all the benefits of wealth couldn't make it through college. WEll at least she's got her looks....oh wait.

Well, ya can't blame the girl/thing. This is the closest thing to "sex" that she'll EVER get.

I mean, geesh. You would think that the girl would look halfway normal coming from a mom that looks like Demi.

...oh, wait. Demi had stuff done to her teeth and eats botox vitamin bars everyday for breakfast.

Good Luck kid.

Man that's an ugly child.

Weird... we have the same bedspread.

And, you know, I think she could be really pretty if her chin/jawline was slightly shorter. I think that area of her face is too long, and that's what's keeping her from being attractive.

Also, she kind of looks like Natalie Portman.

Ok, nevermind, apparently I'm not the only one who thinks that.

39--That face, and also overusing the word "random". Christ I hate teenagers.

She's limber. Gotta give her that...

She goes to my school, LOL.

her facebook used to be actually just plain out open to people who goes to her school, but then she changed her privacy levels. :P

But yeah, this was a baaad idea, poor girl

Whoa she dropped out, nevermind. Huh, weird, i saw her last semester.. I guess she's rich enough to drop out after her first semester of college. XP

Let's see..smoking, doing stupid stuff with sexual undertones, dropping out of school, lousy grammar,and having no focus in life except to work some crap minimum wage job. Way to go, celeb-spawn loser.

Why are you posting this? So we won't pay attention to her? Like I read Facebook. What do you think I am a child molester? Stop posting stuff about under age retards of celebrities puh-leeze!

yknow, this is an eighteen year old girl we're talking about. listing smoking, bad grammar, stupid pictures, working a minimum wage job and not knowing your direction in life as cardinal sins of an eighteen year old girl...well, it says more about you than it does about her. seriously, there must be sexier things to talk about. britney must have shaved something recently.

You'd think a couple super celebs could produce progeny less fugly than this one.

ehhhhh ... i'd do her. crap.

let's be real who hasn't blown up a condom.

but did you realize it could be so romantic? (pic #1)

sucks she can't really fix her manly facial bone structure but based on these pics she seems like a unique chick with a personality

I'd do Bruce. Many times. He is HOT!

She has a huge chin.

It also looks like she snagged a pair of her mom's jeans from the 80's in pic #5...didn't demi wear those in st. elmos fire?

her parents are really just white trash that got lucky and made millions in "the movies" and movie stars are not actors,actors perform live like in a play or court room.

college is sucking the life out of her? why? because she actually has to THINK?

#63 Most 18 year olds have more common sense than that, defending that sort of behavior makes you as dumb and useless as she is, lol. Just about anyone has more smarts than that.

Bruce Willis with tits and back fat. Not cool at all.

the product of yet another useless hollywood couple. great job of parenting there demi & bruce. you should very proud.....

Imagine having Demi Moore as your mom but you get your dad's looks? Ugh....the cruel hand dealt to her...

"College is sucking the life out of me?" Holy shit, wait until she actually has to get a job...oh, wait...THAT will never happen. Anyone who doesn't see a Paris Hilton-style night-vision sex tape on the "Internets" in this spoiled brat's future just isn't paying attention.

Wow, I didn't even realize what an EPIC chin he has until I saw these other pictures:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4356/Events/4356/ScoutWilli_Vespa_7605438_400.jpg.html?hint=nm0932454

And look how freaking smug she and her sister look, despite being not even remotely cute:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4356/Events/4356/RumerWilli_Vespa_7605449_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Willis,%20Rumer

uh ohh, John Mclean's not gonna like this. Somebody's gonna Die Hard.

All the above, very funny. No, really. Not just saying that. OK, here's the real, burning question - Why are they holding a condom in their mouths? I can almost understand a woman doing that - almost. But, not a guy. He's not gay, is he? Not that I care, but it would explain why he's holding it in his mouth.

Ick.

Leave the poor girl alone! Seriously, she probably has had the most fucked up of a life. Nannies probably raised her, mommy and daddy were no where to be found and when they were, they were making movies about beating the shit out of people, blowing things up and dancing on a pole. To have to live up to Demi Moore as a mother all the time must be pretty shitty. When kids do it all before the ripe young age of 18, what more could life offer that would be exciting for them? If you give a kid everything growing up, there is nothing to look forward to and work to achieve.

Look at all those people in the pictures with her. Looks like all they want to do is side up next to her to get a picture w/ Bruce and Demi's kid, not "Hey, let's take a picture w/ our friend Scout." Must be hard as shit to know who your true friends are in life and who just wants coolness by association.

Leave her alone. Britney is a willing target, she puts herself out there. Lindsey too. Take cheap shots at all the other people that dare you too. Leave the innocent kids out of the picture. Scout didn't ask for her pictures to be put on this site. She wasn't asking to be judged like she was in a beauty contest. She has EVERY right to have as close to a normal life as possible. What 18 year old doesn't have a personal website/blog?

Leave her alone.

haha #79
Why do people come to a site called "The Superficial"? and then complain when people are raggin on asshole brats?

haha #80.

Because I can.

#79
oh yea, and everyone does have a right to a normal life. BUT If you're gonna put condoms in your mouth and post them on the internet knowing people know who you are then you give up the right to a private life and you are making yourself a target.

Actually #79, it's Rumer, not Scout. And secondly, in this day & age a kid of super famous parents should actually know better than to put anything on the internet because it IS gonna be found & get posted everywhere and it is our RIGHT to make fun of whoever & whatever the fuck we want, including your children. Go suck a trojan!

So shes ugly AND stupid, if you cant graduate from University of Spoiled Children you're dumber than dirt... that or mommy didnt pay the school enough.

response to comment number 6...

are you from california? do you know anything? USC is a really hard school, don't be an asshole, just because it's in LA doesn't mean that you have any reason to not take it seriously.

And no, I didn't go to USC.

I do, however, really love facebook.

#85 MalloryS

College is not difficult. Especially because you can take the number of classes you want. A class at Harvard isn't much different than a class at Fresno State except for the SAT scores of the kids sitting in there.

If somebody can't handle Freshman year at USC which consists of something like English 101, Physch 101 and some random Music Appriciation class, then she better start warming up her Crotchless panties and begin filling out an application to go work for Heidi Fleiss's new Whorehouse in NV.

@79...Why don't you go to her website so you can kiss this whore's ass...jeeezz, fucking freak.

@86...totally agree and would add that you can get a BA AND get a post-graduate degree while being completely wasted....err I've been told *cough*

buhahahahah proving once again the laws a physics at work. 2 positives= 1 Negative !!! But wait she probably cut that class. Time to try proactive too!!

Man, that's about as funny as...WTF, that's a condom!

Pretty rough on a regular American girl. And by regular, I mean a normal teen girl who doesn't have to worry about self-improvement, education or any real responsibility.

Oh look Rumer, my pants are open and there you go, cock!

I'd hit it

she is a good looking girl.... and I never thought her mom was that hot

I hate the "if you're famous (or the child/4th cousin/dog of someone famous) than you shouldn't use the internet." These pictures have been on facebook for over a year, ostensibly because there's really nothing to be ashamed of in them. Same ones were on her myspace, which is about as interesting. They're boring pictures of a bored kid doing stupid shit that, face it, you've probably done too, and I know for a fact she's laughing at this right now. and I can't believe this is what we're supposed to be mocking.

BarbadoSlim, biatcho, DMM... You all three are the pimples on the ass of the world.

#93 - I am so so sorry to have offended your big sister there Scout. Wait, no I'm not. And your mother sucks cocks in hell.

By the way, if you're going to insult people at least make it grammatically correct. "All three of you are pimples on the ass of the world". And next time, actually make it insulting & funny as well.
Take notes...

On the bright side, she looks about 30 years younger than Lindsay Lohan.

...why the fuck is anyone actually defending her.

Personally the only reason to feel sorry for her is that horrible bout of chin cancer she is suffering from...no cure apparently...very sad

Ahh, that all looks so very familiar. Those are EVERYONE'S college party pictures.

Only wait! I managed to do all that (minus the condom eating) and STILL graduate. All that thinking didn't even hurt a little! I guess her brain must have slipped down into her chin.

I love the 'need to make a livin' comment...
Like Bruce and Demi have cut her off?? RIGHT!

i wonder if those high up in Kabbalalalaa approve of these photos! better put on some extra red string Rumer.

and how does a guy holding a condom make him gay? people, that doesn't even make sense.

85, i thought it was a FACT that USC was not a real college. i guess you didn't get that memo.

lastly, i remember seeing somewhere that Demi went to the store where Rumer works so Demi could get the employee discount. how sad.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

First of all,
don't you have anything better to do but to go on these sights and passing judgment on people who you don't know and will probably never get to meet?

This is just a girl whose privacy was completely violated by some creeps who are either out to get money by selling her pictures, or are jealous of who she is and want to exploit her, because that is what it is, exploitation.
Is Rumer not allowed to have fun? I don't understand, she's a teenager, we all do stupid things and whether or not she's the daughter of two celeberties, she deserves her privacy.
Not only that, who do you think you are to make fun of her for her physical appearance, are you really that shallow? Since when does being born a celebrity baby mean you have to be absolutely stunning? I'm glad she looks the way she does and I'm glad she's not changing it.
Why do you people care about what she does?! Seriously, she's not partying naked like Paris Hilton and yet everyone admires Paris Hilton even though she's got absolutely no class.
The only reason I'm commenting is because she is good friends with many of my friends, and whether or not I like her, you people are no one to pass judgment on her.

GET A LIFE!

oh, well in that case....

please 99, her privacy was violated? no. when you post pictures on this crazy thing called the internet it's no longer private.

and who admires Paris Hilton? I know not one person. your information is all wrong.

And did you think by coming on here and wagging your finger at us you would make us feel bad? you are sadly mistaken. i think you just wanted to name drop. pathetic!

#99...

You fucking dumbshit. Don't you realize your just as freakin pathetic for coming on here and defending her? Um if you think it is so stupid that we do this in our spare time for a little laugh then why do you feel it necessary to waste your time telling us this.

Oh yeah like we are all gonna go, simaltaniously and in unison might I add, "oh wow, we are so shallow and wrong, lets all hand write her a fucking apology letter and mail it to her".

Your probably one of those jack ass teens who makes that gay ass poochy face and thinks they know everything about everything. You make me sick.

Your A waste of life, your wasting your time to tell off a bunch of strangers for wasting their time? Doesn't make much sense does it.

Oh and we know she is just a teen, yeah we know...But we don't give a shit. Its fun making fun of other people sometimes.

GET OVER IT

Just out of curiosity, what makes USC "not a real school"? I've never heard that before. Is it becuase a lot of rich kids go there?

She is really not that awful looking to me. That's probably because I am pretty much the best looking person in the world. All you "normals" tend to blend together. Its kind of like how Yao Ming doesn't notice the difference between a midget, a child, or a wedding cake topper, to him they're all just little.

Apparently, college is sucking the life out of "anonymous" (AKA #99) too. LOLOL
In college nobody I knew was that stupid to put photos of themselves doing stupid stuff on the net, drop out of school and hide behind their age. Most people have brains and know better. If you morons want to ruin your lives, the only people you need to blame are yourselves. The rest of us just sit back and laugh at your stupidity. We're all wrong and you're right, ROFL :)

She will be banging step-daddy Ashton in no time with that attitude.

ok, i retract my statement. obviously USC a real school, but it's a well-known party school.

#99. First of all, it's not spelled "sights" you ignorant poodle. Sights are something you go see in Europe. This is a website. Second, passing judgement on people I'll never meet is awesome! Third, as hard as it may be for you to believe, one can have fun without flashing stupid, fake-o gangsta symbols. Fourth, who the fuck admires Paris Hilton? And where can I find them so I can kill them? And finally, are there new pictures of Paris Hilton partying naked? because if so I totally want to see them.

#86--Are YOU in college? Is the word "Community" in the name of your school?

She looks like a less pretty Natalie Portman but with better curves. So I guess she's more doable than Portman, since Portman looks like an 8 year old.

oh wow, we are so shallow and wrong, lets all hand write her a fucking apology letter and mail it to her.

Um, what? That was supposed to be a sarcastic comment? I'm apologize. I take that back. I didn't get the memo.

Don't worry #110, they have short busses for people like you

Is this seriously what rich white people do for fun? Nothing like white chicks and gang signs (check on the video()*!# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8

Losers.

By The Way, Freak_show

To your earlier post. I personally had a crappy childhood, and my parents aren't rich and famous. I can think of a lot worse things than growing up in a rich famous family...A LOT WORSE THINGS. So stop trying to get people to shed a tear for this priviledged ugly ass little Brat.

Oh boo hoo I was raised by nannies and I had messed up parents boo hoo...Oh and did I mention I had every toy and vacation and luxury I could ever want? I get to meet stars and be a total fuck up and never worry about my future...ever!

Yeah sounds real horrible to me

Freak_Show
If this site bothers you so much then you do have the choice of not coming here.

Why, DMM? (DMM= Dumn Moron Masturbating)

It is fun to see how riled you all get over trivial matters :) Entertainment! Better than seeing the photos, reading all the cattiness is enjoyable.

Wheels on the bus go round and round...

okay, so I'm not about to go on a site called "the superficial" and start bitching about people being, well, superficial. What I will complain about is how superfluous and dumb these photos are. Just because her parents are famous and she's got money doesn't mean everything she does in private is automatic evidence of her sense of entitlement and attention-whoring. She's doing things that everyone west of BYU are doing at stupid frat parties, and the incidental fact that she's bruce and demi's kid doesn't make it any less stupid or average or unworthy of my time. As someone who actually knows her, she's very private about her internet usage; she doesn't use her real name, she doesn't add people she doesn't know and she changes her account regularly. She actually deleted this facebook account in the last 48 hours. She's also a normal eighteen year old girl who shouldn't have to stay off the internet because of who her parents are; she should, however, stay off my gossip pages, because she doesn't want to be there and I'm not all that interested in seeing another eighteen year old's party shots anyways.

I'm guessin, #118 is a celebrity child stalker. He like 'em almost famous. You better change your ways dude or Chris Hanson is gonna getcha!

#79 has a point. Look what having Cher for a mother did for Chastity Bono. Let's make fun of Chastity Bono for awhile. Rumor is rather average.

@118...Great another apologist for Generation-Douchebag, hey EVERYTHING'S OK!! everybody does it or did it!

I don't think so. Witness how we keep spiraling down folks, these are the people who think Paris Hilton is, like, the greatest celebrity evar and Jared Leto is like really, really, deep.

Looks like this is a good reason for Ashton to break out THE FARM HAND

lol Spindoc way to misspell 'psych' and 'appreciation.' apparently you didn't even go to a college, let alone one that's not real. :)

Why am I the only one that sees that the smoke is too white and thick to be marijuana or tobacco smoke? She is straight smoking crystal meth out of a glass pipe. DAMN!

YOU PEOPLE ARE NASTY!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

Rumer - what kind of name is that? This girl is not even famous, and she seems stupid. College is sucking the life out of her. Maybe if she spent less time smoking shit and actually using her brain she would have enjoyed college.

HEr photos are stupid and not even funny - makes her look like a retard. I suppose growing up with Demi and Bruce, that is to be expected. And WTF is with the photo of her and her friend look at her midriff - yes Rumer, it's flabby. Ugly rich bitch!

FUGLY

She looks like the guy in the movie "Mask" - the one with Eric Stoltz playing the kid with the facial deformity. Plus she has a really fugly nose. She may be able to get a nose job, but I doubt she'll be able to do anything about that gargantuan chin. Like she says though, she is famous...........famous for being an ugly freakin gargoyle face.